#Rules&warnings

[egophiliac]

looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

[burningspiceirl]

I know I've made progress when the thought of a full plate of food makes me sick

[dollnamedana]

if you truly want to be skinny it will happen. if you don’t wanna do the hard work then you deserve to stay fat.

🎀

[dcxdpdabbles]

8 year old Bruce: Alfred, can I tell you the story of the Wayne Blood Curse?

Alfred: No. That's how curses get spread. I don't want a blood curse on my house.

Bruce: But its really important I tell all new staff members or they are open to-

Alfred: No. Shush.

Bruce: But-

Alfred: I have dusting to do. Good day, Young Master.

Danny dusting in the room Alfred ran into: Hiya, you new?

Alfred: Yes. Just started last week. Are you a butler, too?

Danny: Not really, I'm more of a floater. I cover whatever work needs to be done if we're short staff. I'm Danny Phantom, by the way. Nice to meet you. You are?

Alfred: It's lovely to meet you, I'm Alfred Pennyworth. I-

Bruce: ALFRED NO! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD IT YOUR NAME! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

Alfred: What?

Danny suddenly glowing and flouting: HeLlO ALfrEd PeNNyWoRtH. ThE conTrACt hAs bEeN SeALeD.

Bruce: No!

Danny: Yes!

Bruce: NO!

Danny: YES!

Bruce: Alfred belongs to my parents! Its why Dad hired him- he's supposed to be my other Dad after a ten year plan of them romancing him!

Danny: Its too late. He's mine now. I have the soul binding ring! SEE! *Waves hand* I'M THE HUSBAND AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT CHILD, MAH HA HA HA!

Bruce: Nooooooooooo!

Alfred frog blink: Whats happening?

Bruce: That's man-stealing ghost took another one! Why is he always after the men, we Waynes want!? Its been 500 years Phantom, leave us alone!

Danny: Ha! You sound just like your father did at your age when I seduced his nanny.

Bruce: I shall have my revenge!

Danny: He said that too!

Alfred: Can someone please explain what the hell is going on!?

[worstnightmare777]

you just don’t get it anyways 3 days binge free getting my life back together

[fairymonk]

Put your faith in no one but yourself

[skinflysstuff]

If you have the Urge to Binge,

just sit with - don’t try to press it down, let yourself feel it and let it pass

It actually Works so much better then just pressing it down but DONT FEED INTO IT

[dollnamedana]

is it just me or like i’m just so embarrassed to go out cause i feel so fat and i feel like im getting judged for wearing a short sleeve shirt

[getjinxed4]

Lmk, do you think I'm thinspo, averagespo, or fatspo

[daintyl1llana]

It gets easier. Control yourself. Don’t let food win.

[dollnamedana]

you’re gonna die anyway so you might aswell die skinny.

[hiddingfromlukee]

What if I start using another measuring unit for calories?

Like, supposedly 1kcal is 25 steps, right? So you can always multiply the amount of calories by the steps it takes you to burn it

For example, if something is 200kcal, it’s about 5000 steps worth.

(Ik this is probably not original but yeah, it makes you want to eat less so it works)

[unlucky-angel]

One thing that I think I'm gonna start doing is anytime I have an unhealthy craving, whether it be fast food or just general junk food is however much that craving cost I'll put that money away into a jar or saving account and then once I'm at a low enough weight I'll use that money to buy myself a new wardrobe

[swan2swan]

It took 35 years, but we've finally gotten the technology required for one of the best scenes in the book!

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign