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brocks-spare-drying-pan · 1 year ago

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#196 #r196 #rule #meme #tw flashing #cw flashing #epilepsy warning #bad appleposting

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egophiliac · 4 months ago

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looking at next month's schedule and between the end of 7-12 and the wishing lantern event it's like

February is officially RIDDLE MONTH, brace yourselves to be absolutely blasted into ashes everybody

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 12 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 12 spoilers #negai no lantern #gif warning #gifs that have memorized all 800+ rules and expect no less from you warning #sorry cater and azul i hope you have very happy birthdays but i'm going to actually explode #just laying on the floor and thinking about rapunzel-themed event feat. riddle #and ESPECIALLY right after we get his big dream sequence wherein he fistfights his deep-seated personal issues #and i'm STILL processing trey's dream and what it says about his friendship with riddle especially like #i'm #i just #okay hold on i gotta distract myself by looking at the other lantern boys #and their beautiful long flowing tresses that defy physics to blow dramatically behind them #whoever keeps putting jack in the shimmery sparkly delicate floaty chiffon events is my personal hero #his card is incredible. he looks like a perfume ad.#he wants us to know that you can live a rugged outdoorsy lifestyle and still have an undertone of delicate floral notes #god. everyone looks amazing this event is going to be amazing #and like...it probably isn't going to go too deep because silly event versus main story and all #but just the act of casting riddle as the center is still just so #like #i gotta go lay on the floor some more

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burningspiceirl · 29 days ago

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I know I've made progress when the thought of a full plate of food makes me sick

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daintyl1llana · 5 days ago

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It gets easier. Control yourself. Don’t let food win.

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dcxdpdabbles · 2 months ago

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8 year old Bruce: Alfred, can I tell you the story of the Wayne Blood Curse?

Alfred: No. That's how curses get spread. I don't want a blood curse on my house.

Bruce: But its really important I tell all new staff members or they are open to-

Alfred: No. Shush.

Bruce: But-

Alfred: I have dusting to do. Good day, Young Master.

Danny dusting in the room Alfred ran into: Hiya, you new?

Alfred: Yes. Just started last week. Are you a butler, too?

Danny: Not really, I'm more of a floater. I cover whatever work needs to be done if we're short staff. I'm Danny Phantom, by the way. Nice to meet you. You are?

Alfred: It's lovely to meet you, I'm Alfred Pennyworth. I-

Bruce: ALFRED NO! YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD IT YOUR NAME! WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME!?

Alfred: What?

Danny suddenly glowing and flouting: HeLlO ALfrEd PeNNyWoRtH. ThE conTrACt hAs bEeN SeALeD.

Bruce: No!

Danny: Yes!

Bruce: NO!

Danny: YES!

Bruce: Alfred belongs to my parents! Its why Dad hired him- he's supposed to be my other Dad after a ten year plan of them romancing him!

Danny: Its too late. He's mine now. I have the soul binding ring! SEE! *Waves hand* I'M THE HUSBAND AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT CHILD, MAH HA HA HA!

Bruce: Nooooooooooo!

Alfred frog blink: Whats happening?

Bruce: That's man-stealing ghost took another one! Why is he always after the men, we Waynes want!? Its been 500 years Phantom, leave us alone!

Danny: Ha! You sound just like your father did at your age when I seduced his nanny.

Bruce: I shall have my revenge!

Danny: He said that too!

Alfred: Can someone please explain what the hell is going on!?

#dcxdpdabbles #dcxdp crossover #from a fic i never wrote #Alfred gets a new job #He's crused as soon as training ends #Bruce was trying to warn him #Danny has been haunting the Waynes and stealing thier men for years #Fae marriage rules #Mr. Steal your Staff #Caregivers Ship #One-side Martha/Alfred/Thomas

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skinflysstuff · 18 days ago

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If you have the Urge to Binge,