#SHE WAS SO SWEET AND FUNNY AND CHILL AND IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO POINT OUT WHAT STARS ARE WHERE FOR CONSTELLATIONS ETC BUT WE WERE JUST
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bomber-grl · 9 months ago
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Deku Dating hc!! ୨ৎ
Pairing(s): Izuku Midoriya x Gn!Reader
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Creds ~ first divider: @/khaer 2nd divider: @/strangergraphics-archive Art: @/xuune/kaiihuna or @/_kaiihua on twt
HE IS SO FLUSTERED OMG
Not even an exaggeration, the moment you confessed it was like blud went into cardiac arrest
Once he regained his wits he reciprocated your feelings all in a couple of stutters and accidental muttering
How charming
All sarcasm aside, it really is endearing
Yknow how most of the people in class 1-A are unnecessarily weirded out by his muttering
Plus how Deku is more often than not, called names by his own fandom 💀
Well he thinks that way about himself too
Sure you get along more than just fine but seeing him apologize for being more than a little nerdy is shocking to say the least
I mean if anything his “weird” and nerdy self is literally part of his charm and you make this known
Reread that first bullet point for a hint to how he reacted to you telling him that
Anyway
It’s likely you guys met at UA
I mean it’s where he’s made the most friends at (if any) and the only reason he talked to you was either it was inevitable or he absolutely fan boy-ed over your quirk
If you guys had some sort of romantic connotation and you had to fight against each other in the sports festival he’d be pretty conflicted
Although, you’d probably not want him to hold back
If anything he’s just sorry about the whole ordeal 😭
As a boyfriend Deku is shy(?)
I mean just look at how he reacted to technically a none romantic gesture and just interaction - he’s definitely going to be flustered for the majority of you two hanging out
Overall he’s really sweet
Like genuinely it’s surprising that he’s never actually been with someone in a real relationship before
If you disagree… look at him in the beginning of the anime 😭💀)
At most he was probably jokingly asked out or asked out on a dare in the past
I do think that hero life would sort of interfere with romantic relations for you both(assuming ur attending UA)
So there’s times where meeting up or just hanging out would be difficult
But when you two can hang out- it’s really nice
You’re either going to fast food restaurants, going shopping or doing anything really-
These outings are similar in the fact that they all often end in you both fighting some villian 😭
There is this one instance where before the dorms were introduced- you and Izuku had stayed to train or clean- whatever it was at school
He got a call from inko and upon finding out you (someone he does nothing but yap about to her) were around, well, she figured she’d invite you for dinner
Queue you finally meeting Inko and if you’re nervous and want to get a gift of some kind Izuku is kind of laughing but also happy that you want to “impress” her
Even though she loves you already
When you meet inko, she’s is buzzing with as much nervous energy as Izuku is
Funny how similar they are
The dinner goes smoothly and if anything she just approves of you more
Now eventually dorms get introduced and so does sneaking around
Don’t tell me no one in class 1-a wouldn’t sneak around- they’re high schoolers and you can’t tell me they wouldn’t just want to have stereotypical sleepovers
Among those who would sneak around is you
Izuku is less likely to because he’s a bit shy and if he’s ever caught- God kill him now 😭
So ofc you end up sneaking to his room
Which sorta backfires because he loves all might and all might is just staring at you in every direction you look.
The merch is just too excessive
Even then, a sleepover is too much for him and in Izuku fashion- he gets flustered
It takes awhile for him to chill 😭
Holding hands? In the hall way?
If you manage to hold hands for 5 seconds before Iida or Bakugo mention it then you’ve got a personal best!
(Iida because he says no PDA, and bakugo cuz him and his big ass mouth always got something to say)
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A/n: hope u liked! ^^
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britishassistant · 3 months ago
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Three Little Words (x Infinity)
Yuu looks him in the eyes and says, solemnly, “I love you.”
The notebook page they’re holding up reads “Pick a god and start fucking praying Trappola.”
In his defense, it was an accident!
So maybe he thought it’d be funny to sneak a frog eye down the back of Grim’s lab coat as revenge for his stolen bread earlier.
And maybe Grim had shrieked, leaping up and clinging onto Deuce’s face as he tried to escape from the slimy sensation.
And maybe Deuce, blinded and suffocated by fur, had begun flailing wildly and managed to knock Yuu into the cauldron where the potion they were meant to make was brewing.
“So,” He finishes with a flourish. “It was all an innocent mistake! No one’s to blame here.”
“NO, YOU’RE DEFINITELY IN THE WRONG!!” Deuce and Grim yell.
“I love you.” Yuu seethes through gritted teeth. “I love you, I love you, I—”
“Down.” Professor Crewel’s riding crop thwacks the table in front of them. “You bad boys are certainly deserving of some discipline, and remedial lessons. The potion you were meant to be brewing was one of False Appearance, created by the benevolent Witch of the Seas so that those she helped could appear as their love’s ideal.”
His crop hovers an inch or two away from Ace’s nose. “So tell me, puppy, what did you add to the draught that left the Prefect like this?”
“Uh.” Ace wracks his brain. “I, I mean, we followed the recipe exactly, right? Two grams of walrus whiskers—”
“Grams?” Deuce interrupts. “Wasn’t it milligrams?”
“What? No.” Ace points to the worksheet where the instructions are listed. “Look, it says g, not mg. How’d you add a whole letter that’s not there?!”
“Oh.” Deuce has gone pale, eyes flicking over the rest of the list. “B-but we did everything else right, Professor! We added the apple blossom petals, the ground seashell was meant to come later, the muse’s heartstrings…eh? We didn’t have a vial of distorted mirror shards, did we?”
“Oh, s’that what that was?” Grim folds his paws. “The silvery stuff was so sweet and crunchy, I thought it was a snack for us.”
“Since when does Crewel give us snacks during class?!” Ace hisses. “Also if you thought it was food, why didn’t you share, huh?!”
“I love you.” Yuu’s head is buried in one hand. With the other, they scrawl, “I’m throwing you all out of a window.”
“It’s almost impressive.” Professor Crewel raises an immaculate eyebrow. “Through your thorough botching of this recipe, you bad puppies have managed to create an entirely new potion that renders the drinker unable to say anything other than declarations of love. If it had any practical use, we’d be talking about submitting your results to an academic forum.”
“However, given how little walrus whisker was put in, it’s difficult to say if these compelled confessions are true or false,” Ace feels a chill go down his spine.
The professor glares at them. “I can say that it will be exceptionally tricky to craft an antidote, especially given that we have no way of knowing how permanent these effects are.”
“I love you.” Yuu’s voice is strangled as they write. “I love you.”
“What’s going to happen to me then? Am I stuck like this?”
“Hopefully not, but we’ll see.” Professor Crewel sighs. “I will do my upmost to create a draught that can reverse these effects. You bad boys are to serve detention to help me do so, and supervise the Prefect at all other times to ensure their condition remains stable, and that they do not cause unnecessary turmoil to others. Understood?”
The four of them share a Look.
Crewel pinches the bridge of his nose, muttering. “By the Seven, I’m too old for this shit.”
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aspenlovesmedia · 11 days ago
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This is partly for laughs, partly I have oddly specific thoughts on this and partly I love animal symbolism, but here’s a post on what animals I think TMA characters would be.
Jon being a black cat is just fun to me. The fact they’re seen as unlucky just fits him super well. As a slight side note, I actually work at a cattery and when we have rescue litters, the black kittens almost always go last even if they’re the sweetest little guys. I’m biased since I have 2 black cats myself, but they are great.
Martin would be a cow. I think a highland cow specifically would be fun. My reason behind this is actually the fact that cows are usually pretty chill, and can be incredibly loving and sweet to people they know, but cows actually kill more people in the UK than any other animal. I live rurally and have done for most of my life, and just as a note for anyone who has never been around cows, be careful. If a cow deems you a threat, they will try and kill you. They are very cute and can be absolutely lovely, but like with the majority of animals you do not know/are working with, give them some distance and remain calm and quiet. Anyway, my point with this is that I think a herd animal fits Martian personality wise, but cows especially can be a force to be reckoned with when they need to, and I think that fits. I did consider a dog, but I wanted some variety and I think a herbivorous herd animal fits his vibe better than a carnivorous pack animal.
Tim is a peacock. He gives off bird vibes to me, but a peacock is funny but also has a bit of added symbolism. So, male peacocks are actually more likely to die in the wild as the feathers they use to attract a mate actually make it more difficult for them to fly. In this case, it would represent how Tim can’t escape the Archives. Also, let’s face it, this also works well aesthetically.
Sasha I’d say is a crow. It fits with her being smart as ravens are very intelligent animals, but it also fits well with the fact she dies as they’re also omens of death. You could then have Not-Sasha as a raven, as while they look very similar, they are different. The reason I have them that way around is because ravens have a longer lifespan than crows do.
Basira is a struggle for me, but but I’m leaning towards a fox. It links her in with Daisy (who I’ll get to in a minute but she’s also a canid), but foxes are also viewed as tricksters in mythology, which while that doesn’t technically fit Basira, it does tie into her hypocrisy.
Daisy is either a cane corso or a dogo argentino. Both were bred to hunt large game, and are very big strong dogs.
Melanie would be a badger. They have a reputation for being angry, and they also don’t have good eyesight, which you know works well.
I’m ngl, I’m stumped on Georgie. I’ve got nothing.
Elias I’m leaning towards some sort of snake, like maybe a royal python. This is due to the general evil and trickster symbolism that’s often associated with snakes, but Jonah Magnus himself would be an owl (I think an eagle owl suits him). Owls are built to have amazing eyesight and are often associated with knowledge and intelligence.
Anyway, that’s all the main people done. I’ll likely do another post going over other characters in the future since this was fun. Please let me know if you have any ideas for Georgie because I genuinely have none and I feel bad about it lol.
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yuukei-yikes · 1 month ago
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domestic kanoshin is so funny to me because kano gets home from the salon and fully lays across shintaro whos been chilling on his couch for hours at this point while gossiping about all the weird customers that came in and then turning on some trash reality show or sitcom.. like you two act like a married couple and are surrounded by cats i wish the world didnt do that to you guys youre both capable of being soft. forever thinking about the kissing scene in kagepro where kano slows down for him. vinnie im going to eat drywall about them
OMG I SAW YOUR ART EARLIER AND I WAS THINKING ABT IT AND I WAS GONNA EDIT MY TAGS TO ADD how cute it is for kano to be like omg and momo was like... hhehheheehe shintaro's dumb i think he'd let it slip around momo some anecdote of something she did but momo's like how tf do u even know that. hehehehehehe
domestic kanoshin is funny bc i fully think they agree on most things like sorry to kanoshinaya this but when shinaya were dating i think they'd argue about cuddling for example. ayano's like i WANT to cuddle in my sleep. and shintaro's like for a little bit yes love it but not all night like that's crazy and ayano's like Ok haha yeah it's CRAZY isn't it IT'S SUPER CRAZY I'M CRAZY. and shintaro's like erm. yeah you are. because he's a fucking idiot. lol. and then when he's with kano all that time later, the contrast is big. shintaro will in fact take it to the grave he sometimes compares kano and ayano in his mind not as a way to prefer one or the other but as in, they're the only people he's ever been romantically involved with like it's kind of inevitable LOL.
shintaro's like ok i won't be as snippy i don't wanna have those idiot arguments i used to have over stuff that's, at the end of the day, a positive thing like who tf argues about cuddling of all things. but then kano's like hey you're breathing on me UGH enough like stay on ur side man. LIKE HE'S VERY MUCH DIFFERENT FROM AYANO
i do draw kanoshin being cuddly but i don't think they're that sweet, realistically. like i've got a doodle somewhere in my art tag of shintaro hugging kano in his sleep and even when i was doodling away i was like he so wouldn't do this. BUT I LOVE LOVE, OKAY?
i think shintaro's more affectionate but kano's okay with it only if he initiates it. literally like a cat. and shintaro's kind of extremely into the idea of not putting effort in it because to him that's difficult he's an idiot loser he CANNOT initiate a kiss or a hug or anything for that matter so they actually are complementary in the sense of kano liking to have control because he HAS to be in an affectionate mood otherwise he'll just snap and shintaro sort of going along with it cause he's too shy anyways. like they could spend days together without ever hugging or kissing and they're both okay with it. heeehheheee sorry i've been yaoi diseased all day somebody sedate me
also im like dying bc i know u meant "scene in kagefuture" and not "in kagepro" but it killed me 'cause yesss i love the scene in kagepro when shintaro and kano are kissing on the mouth
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yuyuswrld · 2 years ago
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O Captain, My Captain
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Series Intro
characters: various aot boys x reader
genre: SMAU with writing, romance, smut, angst
for my marco fans, there’s a little sneak peak at him at the end :)
notes: this series will be 18+ even though this introduction does not have any smut in it. please do not interact with me if you are under 18. all characters in this series are over the age 18.
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You learned that Eren Yeager was a stone wall incredibly quickly. It was a shock to you, considering how popular he was despite being unable to converse with someone he didn’t know well. You’d have steered away from him forever if it had been up to you. However, knowing your luck, you had to see him every day after all your classes were over.
It was a slip of judgment to allow yourself to be recruited as the next manager of the volleyball team. Sure, you had watched a couple of games here and there for school spirit, not to mention copious amounts of alcohol at the after-parties. But when one of your professors approached you on your way out of class, describing a great way to amp up your resume and get all-expenses-paid vacations, becoming a sports team manager was the last thing you expected.
“It’s kind of funny, actually,” Connie starts to explain after you walk into the gym, noting the tasks you'll be in charge of before you commit to the offer. “Our old manager, Hanna, got pregnant with one of my homies. Now she’s off giving birth and whatnot, so we’ve been down a manager.”
“So what does a manager typically do?” You question, shifting the conversation slightly to get to the point. The more you look at the different stereotypical characters running across the courts and the loud smacks that echoed throughout the gym, the more your desire to take the opportunity dwindles. Sure, cute boys and another achievement on your resume are great or whatever, but you really try to avoid getting committed to sports – especially after crashing and burning last time. You shudder as a chill runs down your spine at the thought before Connie starts talking again.
“Oh, um. I won't lie, I honestly have no idea what she did, either.” You stare at Connie in silence, cocking an eyebrow in disbelief.
“Uh, is there someone who does?” You ask. It's getting difficult to ignore your doubts about your decision to come here.
“Yeah, I think so. Let me go grab ‘im.” Connie jogs further down the court, interrupting someone as they finish their current spike. But as your eyes focus in on who was walking closer, you knew you we’re going to have the displeasure of meeting Eren Yeager.
Connie runs over to drag his brown-haired teammate over, who takes his sweet time walking over after sparing you only a glance. He is good looking, sure – but you aren't fooled by appearances, and you've heard far too much about him to even remotely consider him attractive from listening to Petra gossiping about him. She had a big mouth and somehow knew everything about everyone, the good and the bad, but it came in handy when it came to staying in the loop at school. Eren had a nasty habit of cursing out any girl who made an advance on him, citing his career and how a ‘bitch’ would only get in the way of it.
You think back to the memory of Petra sipping her drink, watching Eren walk out of school and head towards his Hellcat in the parking lot. You two had been sitting at the school’s cafe as you enjoyed your “study” date, which had inevitably just turned into a gossip session.
“You see that guy? That’s Eren Yeager. He’s on our volleyball team and he’s a fucking psycho.” She'd rolled her eyes as she recounted the gossip she had gotten from her friend. “Apparently Mina – y’know the one from our bio class? They hooked up at a party and afterwards he accused her of trying to sabotage his volleyball career. He even called her a psycho. That’s not even the only time he’s done it apparently. I know he’s cute, but stay away unless you want to end up on a true crime podcast.”
You brace yourself for the upcoming conversation as he nears.
“You’re going to be the new manager?” Eren says in a monotone voice, as if being forced by his mother to make small talk with a distant aunt. The displeasure of being interrupted is written all over his face.
“No – well –” You start before Eren cuts you off without hesitation.
“Usually Hanna prepares the towels, fills the bottles with water, and mops the gym after practice. Coach Levi's pretty anal about the gym being clean, so pay attention to that. You’ll want to learn about formations and strategies, too; Hanna fucking sucked when it came to game sense. You’ll work with the sports director Erwin to set up practice matches and travel plans. There’s probably more, but that’s your job, not mine.” He jogs back over to do spiking drills without another word. Your jaw slackens, scoffing at the attitude. What a little shit. Connie shrugs at you in an I’m pretty sure that’s right way. You smile at him, politely dismissing yourself before trudging your way back to your professor’s office.
“Absolutely not,” you say, dramatically sighing to emphasize the sheer disappointment you feel from the experience. “I only talked to Connie and Eren, which was already too much. You’d have better luck with a dog trainer or circus clown to manage them.” Your shoulders drop, but you prepare to defend yourself as to why.
“Please,” Professor Hange begs, their eyes beading with desperation. “I was the one who introduced the previous manager to the guy that got her pregnant. On accident, of course, but they’re totally on my tail about getting a new manager to fill the spot!” They spin around haphazardly before collapsing on their standing desk in an unconvincing sadness. “I’ll even see if they’ll pay you as if you were working a normal student job.”
You internally cringe, but are now forced to consider the prospects. Chewing on your lip, you respond. You know if you look back on this moment at any point, you’d want to go back in time and slap yourself.
“If you can make it a paid position, I’ll do it.”
Unsurprisingly, Professor Hange got their way in the end.
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next: part 1, reiner x reader
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c-rowlesdraws · 2 years ago
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final very superficial appraisal of the live action one piece show:
👍:
-the set design was wonderful and had a cool sense of unreality to it (as in, the environments feel like built sets and it’s part of the fun), it was colorful and theatrical and captured the manga’s blend of piratey genre aesthetics (wooden boards, sailing ships, rolled-up old maps) and “modern” elements like t-shirts and neon signs in a really pleasing way
-the show clicks to the top of the first rollercoaster hill at the end of episode 3 and then goes at the start of ep 4 and it’s just one breathless ride to the finish. I didn’t want the show to end. I do not care about one piece and started watching kind of for the bit but now I’ll actually be really upset if it doesn’t get a second season. That’s how good the second half of this show is.
-I love how all of the characters with colorful hair have clearly-dyed hair where their roots are showing (as opposed to wigs), and in flashbacks to a few of them as children the child actors have the exact same sort of imperfect dye job. It’s wonderful. It adds to the theatrical energy of everything, like “we know you know this is artificial, but we trust you to suspend your disbelief and enjoy this fiction with us”.
-with very few exceptions, all of the actors’ performances are great. They are all cool and fun to watch and there are lots of sweet and funny and emotional moments that work because the writing is sincere. Nobody rolls their eyes for the audience’s benefit at how weeeeird their world is— they live here! I love that.
-the trap beat they did for Arlong’s theme music rules
-this story with its global ocean and seafaring/island-based societies is kind of like “what if Waterworld was like a big colorful carnival” and I love that
-the Snail Phones 🐌
Things I liked less below the cut - 👎:
-Zoro’s backstory bff being depressed because “a girl can beat a boy, but no woman can beat a man [in a swordfight]” was a disappointing line to hear two characters just… play straight in a world that up to that point had seemed pretty non-sexist? But this girl sincerely believes that, and this boy doesn’t push back at all. In this world of self-dismembering clowns and people with axes for arms, you’re telling me that there are no champion swordswomen for little kids to admire? Not one?? From skimming the wiki, it seems like in the manga Kuina’s views are influenced by her sexiest dad, but the show doesn’t include that context.
-Kuina dying offscreen in “an accident” was the only tragic thing in the show that didn’t land for me. It’s just so blatant and funny. You’ve got to get rid of her so she can motivate Zoro, because she’s dead in the manga and that’s how you motivate male main characters, with dead women, but… how? Doesn’t matter! There’s been an accident. Typical backstory girl bff behavior. Call that Fridge To Terabithia.
-Iñaki’s energy as Luffy didn’t always work for me. Some character behavior works in manga and anime, but seems awkward and jarring in real life. It’s very difficult to pull off wild limb-flailing anime exuberance in live-action— live-action Cowboy Bebop’s glimpse of Ed comes to mind. But also, I never really liked Luffy in the parts of the manga I read, either, so maybe I’m just not the target audience for a Luffy in any medium. Iñaki seems like a friendly and chill dude and he certainly gave this role 100%— and also Oda himself loved him for the role, so that says a lot.
-the whole thing with Arlong and his Fishman crew where they’re part of an oppressed and formerly-enslaved minority, so of course they have beef with humans (“but slavery’s been abolished!” shouts a human character), but they’re taking things too far and not just fighting for equality, but domination, which includes extorting, killing, and enslaving humans, starting with this poor little girl here. And since this group are clearly evil and have these big evil plans, it’s cool and great actually for the heroes, who are all humans/members of the majority, to kick their asses and kill a bunch of them. Like… I get there’s a whole thing here with Arlong being twisted by hatred into the very thing he says hates, and maybe we’ll meet more Fishmen later in the story who are just people and not bloodthirsty evildoers, but it’s not a great fictional look?
It takes me back to hbomberguy’s critique of RWBY’s portrayal of the Faunus, and the problems with making your bad guys out of an oppressed ethnic group who, the story says, might have a point, if they went about things peacefully, but are just taking things too far with this domestic terrorism stuff. The Faunus and Arlong should really be writing to their congresspeople instead!
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andr0nap-02 · 6 months ago
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Can I just say I absolutely adore the fact that you're besties with Lettie and down bad for our wet-rat fail boy of a man Arthur? Like, I am feral for this man and it brings me great joy to see someone else out here being unabashedly down bad for the man! Bro your art is amazing and it brings me much serotonin! (also this is me asking it it's chill to chat about Arthur with you because none of my other friends play Warframe and I need to yap with someone about those sweet sweet polygons and I want to make more warframe friends)
i love lettie so so so so much, shes my favorite of the hex tbh and im so sad i dont get to talk to her more.. lettieeeee pleaseeee... i miss our chats so much.. :(((
and yeah!! ive been down bad for our sopping wet fail guy since day one!!! ever since i saw him in the tennocon preview of witw and then even more after playing thru his segment in the quest itself!
and the 1999 update dropped and its so over for me. like i want this man so bad its not even funny, he was designed in a lab for me. thank you liger. again. and DE really leaned into making him soggy and cringe and so bad at everything, i couldnt be happier
hes everything to me and im obsessed with him
and thank you so much!!!!!!!! more art coming soon ive been fixating on the game but im slowly getting back to a semblance of normalcy
(also im very flattered but im like. really difficult to get to chat 1-on-1 or join servers. you gotta gain enough trust points for that! but youre more than welcome to pop into my inbox to gush about arthur!! <3)
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jasper-unofficial · 2 years ago
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OK, I read your tags on that DA2-esque gif set and now I want to know! What do you think Top Hawke would be like?
what an excellent question that will be understood by two and a half people in total jgkdfjgfdjgfdkg no but it will be fun for me to answer so i'm not complaining
credit where credit is due, anon and i only thought of this because of this amazing gifset by the wonderful @sparklyeyedhimbo
i know we've only had one episode, but i honestly think top is as shallow as a fucking puddle and what we've already seen of his slightly more hidden manipulations is as deep as he gets. personality-wise, i think he would be chuckles (aka humorous) - i think he'd be very charming and sarcastic, always scheming but rarely directly aggressive. and speaking of being indirect, he also gives me double-wielding rogue vibes all the way - a backstabber both literally and metaphorically.
in terms of the party, i reckon he'd have a pretty antagonistic relationship with all of them, to various degrees. don't get me wrong, this man can act extremely appealing to literally anyone he'd like to fuck, but the thing about the da2 party is i think each of them has been through so much shit that they are not naive enough to fall for any of it. i'm not sure if we know top's sexuality atm, but out of all da2 companions, the only person who could potentially fuck top would be isabela, and she would do it because she would know exactly who he is as a person and not because she is oblivious to it.
speaking of isabela, i stand by what i said in the tags - she would think he's occasionally funny and extremely alluring. but, as i said, at the end of the day she'd see right through him, so it would be a line between understanding his selfishness and his way of thinking and simultaneously keeping to herself because of the very same thing. anyone who befriended or romanced izzy knows that creating that deep connection with her implies loyalty to her and certain... if not sacrifices then difficult choices that make hawke's life harder because they are trying to help her. that's not something top would do in a million years. i am honestly a bit on the fence on whether she would even return with the relic at the end of act 2, but if she does, top would give her over to the arishok without blinking an eye.
it's kind of hard to make varric disapprove of any hawke, to be completely honest, and i think top would actually be pretty chill with him, because he's a funny guy. and he's helpful. but when push comes to shove, top would still be a dick, and the whole bartrand / red lirium situation would be dealt with in the worst way possible, which would strain their relationship quite a bit.
bethany is a sweet little girl and she loves her sibling dearly, to the point that i believe it's literally impossible to max out a rivalry with her in game no matter what you do. but since top seems like a very "ends justify the means" guy and his ends are very selfish, he'd do some things bethany wouldn't be a fan of. i don't think top would really care about the mage / templar conflict, but he would be choosing the routes that save his own skin first and foremost, which are rarely the pro-mage routes, and that would definitely sour his relationship with bethany.
merrill, i reckon, would have a very distant relationship with top and would probably just try to stay away from him as often as possible. aveline and sebastian (along with andraste on his crotch) would be very *clutches the pearls* about him and would dislike him severely. however, i don't think anyone would hate top as much as fenris and anders. his special brand of selfishness, over-confidence, and bravado is something both of them would hate in ways more similar than they could ever admit.
in general, i think top would always choose what's best for him. he wouldn't ask a lot of questions about who it would otherwise benefit or why, who it could hurt, etc. he would help, but only if you paid him. he would lie and he would cheat, if that served him better in the moment, and he would be honest and direct, if that was the choice that would lead to him coming out on top (pun intended). he wouldn't care about what's right or what's good, he would very much only care about himself.
this kind of makes it a bit harder to make out what his final decision in terms of the conflict would be, because - unless a hawke vehemently supports templars throughout the whole game, which top would not do, or a hawke is a mage, which top wouldn't be - there isn't really anything personal that one would gain in siding with either. at that point, it is simply a moral choice. with a very easy answer, obviously supporting mages is the only right choice, but it's easy for people who actually care about doing the right thing, which top obviously doesn't give a shit about. but at the end of the day, i think h would side with the mages, if not for any reason other than him enjoying chaos and having a deep-rooted value of freedom.
so yes, that's the general vibe i'm getting from Top Hawke jgkldfjgklfdjkgl. thank you so much for asking, this was fun!!
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nellie-elizabeth · 2 years ago
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Bob's Burgers: The Pickleorette (14x03)
Lots of fun shenanigans on this one!
Cons:
I feel like I've said this after the first two episodes of the season too, but I do hope we get a school-based episode soon so we can check in with the kids' friends. I miss that crowd.
Pros:
I love how Bob is just down for whatever Linda asks him to do. He's not thrilled about it, in fact he's completely petrified by the situation he's found himself in, but yeah, he'll do it. He'll drive a limo and he'll pretend to be a different guy with an accent and he'll call the strippers and he'll let stripping happen in the restaurant. It's just a funny trait to have this grumpy, overwhelmed man also be down for whatever shenanigans his wife gets him into at any point.
I liked the mishaps of the bachelorette party too, the way Gretchen messed up the event in every possible way by not doing the very basics of planning it. And yet her sister remains chill and ultimately says all she really wanted was to spend time with her big sis! I'm not sure I'd been that chill if my sisters fucked up plans that badly, but it was sweet to see!
It also prompts Bob to tell the truth about a difficult medical situation... he was feeling too shy to ask Linda to come and hold his hand at the butt doctor. But Linda says of course she will! That's true love.
The kids' subplot involves Tina finding a board game on the street and forcing her siblings to play it. They're both bored, and Tina is frustrated to find herself losing the veterinarian-themed game terribly, causing her to kill many a beloved imaginary pet. I love that Tina seems like a pushover but she can be really intense and bossy on occasion, and even though Louise and Gene both just kind of humor her by playing the game, they do still go along with it and don't just walk away. And then, of course, there's the comedy of the flip being switched when Tina realizes that male strippers will be near. She sneaks herself and her siblings into the vents to spy on the happenings in the restaurant! Tina's enduring horny-ness is such a funny trait for her character to have.
So that's that. A fun episode with lots of shenanigans for the adults. The kids get the subplot this week, but it was an enjoyable one!
8/10
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tiny-sassy-aggressive · 5 months ago
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9-1-1 WATCH AND REACTION
S4 ep11-14
Ep 11
SUEEE SUE JO NO NO NO NO SUE
I LOVE a good background and this is so funny for Josh listening in on the drama and typing it. Actually so good for him
Buck and Taylor being besties is lowkey one of the best things ever. I genuinely love this for them so much.
NOT ATHENA ATOPPING BUCK AND TAYLIR KNAOOOOO ICON ICON using the mic when he’s right there was even funnier
THE STORAGE CRATE SCENE WAA EXECUTED LERFECTLY. That was one of the most beautifully done scenes I’ve ever seen. The precision, the planning, the voices overlapping. That was flawless. Mastermind. Masterpiece.
Ep 12
I know this is buck and Taylor but this was SUCH a Buddie episode
Love watching Chim and Eddie team up for a helicopter rescue.
BEST MONTAGE EVER. THE BLONDIES AND INSANE HUNTERS?? I laughed so hard this is such a rewatch scene for me. Watching Eddie dive head first into the truck window sent me to TEARS
Oh now Eddie wants to deal??? Didn’t someone say earlier the hunt was stupid??? BUCK AND TAYLOR AND EDDIE I LOVE I LOVE this scene was hilarious. Eddies little passive aggressive aggressive go team send me into orbit.
RAVI RAVI RAVI guys I think I’m in love with he’s so adorable. I want more of the Chim/hen team up here
Iconic that Karen made an algorithm she’s so smart
RAVI DID IT RAVI DID IT!!!!!! I’m cheering so loud for him lmao he found it why would it have to go 8 ways
Athena’s line about a badge ans fun and the team behind her was such a good shot
NOT RAVI DISTANCINF HIMSELF FROM TBE TEAM AT LINE UP. he really said im b squad im not with them
Hell yeah Taylor friendzone buck!
Ep 13
I love this hen/mom/ doctors not taking seriously storyline !!! Such a damn reality I hope people realize this is real and not Just a tv thing
Carla clocked Eddie immediately bless her
Eddie taking care of the child was so sweet :) and FaceTiming Chris!!!!
Watching Maddie break down is so difficult and scary to watch but another real reality I’m glad is being represented.
I didn’t realize I was waiting for Bobby and Athena to fight until it happened!!! I’ve been waiting for this fight bc yeah!!! They are partners but not really!
OH MY GOSB EDDIE MOOOO EDDIE BUCK???? EDDIE NOOOOOOOO. Now knowing. The cinematography of that shot was CHILLING
Ep 14
Buck wasted 0 time rolling under the truck to save Eddie holy hell. This scene is terrifying. DID EDDIE JUST AAK BUCK IF HE WAS HURT???? DID BUCK JUST HAVE TO DOUBLE CHECK IF HE WAS HURT BC HE DIDNT KNOW??? HES COVERED IN EDDIES BLOOOD
hm great script choice to have buck think Taylor was here for story and not him at first. But the way she held is shaking hands WOAH oh wow. I will rewatch that scene with buck and Taylor like 20 times over. Bucks acting??? Top tier. Buck getting defensive about Eddie to the team—- buck staying with Chris— guys.
OKAY THAT WAS A RISKY CLIMB— did you se that smile from buck as he was climbing up?? Like?? It’s like he wanted to be shot?? Cap can ABSOLUTELY blame him lmao!
THO- I adored watching caps face immediately change the second he realized buck was acting this way bc Eddie was shot. The change up was insane. Another massive rewatch.
Hold up. Buck was DEFINITELY gonna say something to Taylor as she ran aaay but got distracted by the call from Ana. That’s a point.
Eddies face when buck said he should have been shot>>>>>>>>
Maddie quitting dispatch noooooooo
Seeing Nia again :)))) such sweet closure
oh so bucks been in the will for well over a year or so. Hm. Okay. Make it make sense. He’s gonna stop buck from being expendable bc he’s got a child now LMAO
FIREFIGHTER ALBERT HAN
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kylo-wrecked · 2 years ago
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"I don' have perfect words. I know its funny but I'm not da kine person who knows how t' sound purposefully poetic an' stuff. So all I know wha' f' tell you is dat--I belong t' ya. I don' know f'ya want me, but I'm yours. An' at dis point, wha'evah way ya need me, I'm here." She can't quite look into Ben's eyes, she can't bear their weight, so instead, she looks down at D.O. and rests her hand on the sweet girl's head. "I-- L-" She trips over the word. "-Love you."
{ from this meme }
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Shame she can't because she misses the look in them, 'way one misses a shooting star when they're not paying attention to the night sky. But Ben isn't so romantic he needs Beth to gaze into his eyes. If anyone knows how difficult it is to say what's in your heart, it's him. Baring your soul to someone else takes the will of the spirit and the body—can take it all, all at once, leaving you a husk.
"C'mere," he says. He takes Beth's hands in his, and leads her to him, to where he's sitting, gently pulling her onto his lap, his thighs making a sawdust crusted denim chair for Beth’s finer frame, and he wraps his arms around her until his embrace buffers out the world. "I know," he says softly. "It's all right." 
Curled in his arms, Beth shivers a little. Shivers all over. Probably not due to the chill. And Ben holds her, holds Beth, a trembling child ripped from her mother too soon, in his forger's arms that have held rosewood and stone pine, swung axe and chiseled jasper, and says, "S'okay angel." 
He holds her for a while till the yellow moon comes up, nudges her cheek with his nose like D.O. nudges his ankle for food. He buries the geometry of his face there to whisper into Beth's ear.
"I love you too." 
Let the moon bear witness so she may tell it to the oceans.
Into Beth's hair, he breathes the words, "A lot." 
'—I need you so bad.'
'—you don't know how.' 
'—as bad as I need air.'
There never was enough air to fill his lungs. Ben clutches at Beth as though she were a raft, a stake, the branch jutting from the side of a cliff; terrified, electric with hope, as he releases the words that have been rattling inside the hollow of his heart, a cauldron of words, and the words come stifled and brusk so that he almost sounds angry, and the words themselves, while rudimentary, express exactly the emotional fever he's been rid with for months, a heat that now comes off the desert range of his body.
There's no poetry like truth.
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yourdeepestfathoms · 3 years ago
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more Glitchtrap and Vanessa things
Glitchtrap mainly manifests as a voice in Vanessa’s head, but he can sometimes appear as a full-body hallucination
Or, at least, she HOPES he’s a hallucination
They’re actually capable of being civil with each other
Dare I say friendly
Which is
Very Strange
For Vanessa, at least
Because isn’t Glitchtrap supposed to be a sadistic serial killer?? And yet he’s making light-hearted jokes with her??
At first she thinks it’s all an act to get her guard down
And sometimes it is
But other times, he’s genuinely just being chill
Because I don’t think Glitchtrap is malicious 24/7. I think he’s capable of being “normal”—as normal as the sentient malware of a dead serial killer’s soul can be, of course.
So sometimes they’ll have friendly banter
Or they’ll make jokes with each other
Not to give him credit, but Glitchtrap is actually pretty funny at times
Vanessa will be out in public, and she’ll hear Glitchtrap mutter something about someone, and she’ll have to fight the urge to laugh
He forces her to eat not because he cares about her, but because her body is HIS body, and he doesn’t want it shutting down because she’s too fucking dense to remember to drink water
Glitchtrap does NOT like Luis
Not one bit (same bro!!)
He may be a monster, but even HE can recognize that Luis is an obsessive creep who’s obviously just trying to get into Vanessa’s pants
“He’s a perverse nut job. I don’t want you talking to him anymore. He’s a distraction to you, anyway. Ignore him.” “What are you, my dad?” “I’m your boss, girl. And you will do as I say, or I’ll take care of the freak on my own.” “Seriously, you sound like SUCH a dad right now.” “It’s almost like I was one, you idiotic bitch.”
Glitchtrap is the CEO of insulting nicknames
They’ll be having a regular conversation, and then Vanessa will slip up in the most minuscule way, and suddenly she’s being called a brainless whore
On the other side of that coin: creepy terms of affection
“My dear” and “love” are most commonly used for Vanessa
They’re usually used in the context of sarcasm or in a sickeningly sweet sort of way
(In a non-romantic way, I should add. Just in case because I know SOME people will take it that way)
Glitchtrap is EXTREMELY volatile in his mood. Little, absolutely minute things will send him into a seething rage. One minute, he’ll be chatting calmly with Vanessa over something, the next moment, he’ll be screaming at her to the point where her ears bleed (literally)
So Vanessa is CONSTANTLY walking on eggshells with him
Sometimes Glitchtrap’s emotions and desires will bleed into Vanessa’s, and it’s quite frightening for her because she’ll randomly get these awful, sadistic urges that she can’t control
Glitchtrap has a scary amount of control over her body and body functions
He can make her fold over in unimaginable agony with one proverbial flick of his wrist, and there’s nothing she can do to stop him because he has more control than she does
This is one of the ways he gets her to do what he wants
He’ll do this shit in public, too
Because his most effective method of “persuasion” is humiliation
Vanessa will be at the grocery store, in a quiet argument with Glitchtrap, and suddenly, an excruciating pain will infect her entire body, forcing her down to her knees in the frozen food aisle
“Stop it.” “Say I’m right.” “People are staring.” “Say I’m right, and I’ll stop.” “No! You’re not—” She has to fight the urge to scream as the pain doubles down more intensely, to the point where she almost blacks out.
Though, she prefers this form of public humiliation compared to his…other methods.
After all, Glitchtrap is a partially digital being. He has access to her computer and any other electronic device. He has access to her private information.
He taunts her with this private information. Threatens to leak it to everyone and anyone she knows. Even to people she doesn’t know. It won’t be difficult for him to mass spread it all over the internet.
I can easily go more into depth about this specific concept. I won’t on this post, but I just think it really helps highlight how truly messed up Glitchtrap is.
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wormonthesidewalk · 3 years ago
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Robby Keene Relationship H/C's
(Cause I got really really bored in class today :))
(I will more than likely redo this in a few days. I just got really bored )
You? Like him? You want to spend regular time with him? Astounding idea
Affection? Unconditional love and care? Inconceivable! 
This is a new idea for him, new territory. And he desperately doesn’t want to mess it up for himself. 
Of course, he understands that people could love him. He understands he’s not an unlovable creature. But it’s never been greatly displayed. His mom was the closest to that relationship he’s ever been given before you. And we all know how that turned out before she went to rehab. So this relationship is difficult for him
He’s just a sweet boy who cares too deeply for this poor world
The world does not deserve him :(
If you dare hurt him, I will find you :(
It took him a while to fully warm up to you. That meant, once you actually got together, you both already knew an entire encyclopedia worth of knowledge (and an entire chapter worth of shared interests)
Regardless of when you became an item, the time of season 4 was a trying time for your relationship
If you started off friends, it was literally the most chill friendship ever
Like one of those with legit no drama, no soap opera stuff. Just the two of you against the world
(Cause we know the world likes to kick y'all around )
I love chill relationships
No thoughts, no problems. Just the vibes
Sam was jealous of you. Regardless of when you got together, or when you even met. It doesn’t matter. Sam was jealous (we’re assuming this part takes place in season 2)
He will encourage you to join either Miyagi-Do or Cobra Kai (depending on where your relationship is on the timeline (or both)), but he will respect your boundaries if you don’t feel particularly inclined to get yourself involved in the karate war
Loves cuddling. No explanations needed
Loves it, and is a touch starved teddy bear
He would totally be okay with a date where you are literally just chilling on the couch in each other’s arms. Watching a movie or something
Love language is either physical touch or quality time. Can’t decide. Maybe both. You pick
He also introduced you to half of your music taste. You could put all the banger songs he introduced you to into an entire 3 hour long playlist. He has a damn good taste in music
He also has an incredible memory. You could be talking offhandedly about a random aspect of your life, and he will remember it and bring it up half a year later. It’s kinda funny
This isn’t related to anything but I think he’s a really good cook
Like an incredible cook
Do you need dinner made one night? No you don’t. Not anymore
I think he knows how to play the guitar, and he plays it well. He is totally your favorite musician
Be fully prepared to be this guy's emotional support mule at any point, day or night
And him for you
Overall I know Robby cares deeply for anyone he connects with. He doesn’t take serious relationships for granted. He will cherish you till the day you die, literally. Even if you break up (better not hurt him, you sick bastard), he will still feel for you. He is the type of person never to truly abandon someone on the emotional level
We love him for it
Sometimes he hurts himself doing that though… we all got a little attachment issues
But you’re not gonna let that happen, right???
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rainydaydream-gal18 · 4 years ago
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(The Bad Batch) Camping: Crosshair’s Ending
  Intro
    “I guess I’ll follow Crosshair,” you said.  The sharpshooter hadn’t heard your statement.  He was already on his way toward the edge of the clearing, crossing over into the woods.  
   Omega nudged you with her elbow.  “You’d better hurry, or you’ll miss him!”
   You hesitated.  “I don’t know.  He didn’t wait around for anyone to go with.  Maybe he wants to be alone.”
   “No,” she insisted with a shake of her head, blonde locks waving.  “Trust me, he won’t mind you going.  He likes your company.”
   You had to admit that he wasn’t as abrasive with you as he once had been.  Over time, the sudden snaps and sarcastic comments had died down.  He even showed subtle signs that he cared for you as a member of the team and family in his own little way.  Your feelings for him had grown beyond what you could have imagined in that time.  You didn’t expect for them to be returned, but at the very least, Crosshair didn’t seem to mind you.
   “Hurry!”  Omega urged again, giving you another nudge.  Crosshair had already disappeared into the forest, but he most likely hadn’t gotten far.  You shrugged at Omega before taking off for the edge of the clearing.
   “Here goes nothing,” you muttered to yourself.  A twig snapped beneath your shoe as you stepped out of the bright open clearing and into the shady, cool woods.  It was beautiful.  The trees above created a sort of canopy, only allowing for smaller patches of sunlight to shine through.  Everything was so green, and the air smelled so sweet.  The brush was thick and difficult to get through even though you were following Crosshair’s trail.
   You looked straight ahead to see him standing there several feet away, twisted around to peer at you over his shoulder.  You offered a smile and waved despite the fact that your leg was caught in a bush.  If he was surprised to see you, he didn’t show it.  His gaze swept over you for a moment before he approached.
   “Hey,” you greeted.
   Crosshair’s eyes met yours briefly.  “Hey.”  He extended his hand and pulled you forward so that you could remove your leg from the brush.  It was done swiftly and with ease.  Once you were free, you dusted yourself off and looked up at him.
   “Thanks.  Do you mind if I walk with you?”
   Crosshair turned his body in the direction he’d been walking in before, peering at you over his shoulder once more.  “Do what you want.”  It was well known that he wasn’t the most wordy or expressive.  That phrase was his way of an open invitation.
   You were watching where you walked, but your gaze was also drawn to the one who led the way through the dense woods.  You studied him as if somehow it would give you insight to what was going on in that mind of his.  He didn’t speak for some time.  Your eyes rested on the back of his head of silver hair, traveling down his form and pausing at his arms.  They were left exposed by his sleeveless blue shirt that faded into darker blue further down the torso.  He definitely wasn’t built like Wrecker, but his arms weren’t noodles either.  His lean form held an impressive strength.  You’d witnessed it on the battlefield many times, and even more recently, he demonstrated it when he had snapped the tent pieces back into place in front of you and handed them back.  It had been done swiftly and with ease, whereas it had taken you and Omega both to do it the first time.
   “What?”
   You snapped out of your train of thought at his question.  “Uh, what?”
   “You were staring.”
   Of course, those keen eyes of his didn’t miss a thing.  It was handy when it came to taking out droids, but at that moment, it was unfortunate.
   “Sorry.  I was just thinking.”
   He stepped over a bush and paused, turning to hold out an open hand towards you.  You hesitantly took it, and he helped you over the plant.  “About what?” he asked.  It wasn’t meant to be nosy or demanding.  It seemed he was trying to start a conversation, which was a rare but not entirely unheard of occurrence for him.  At least, not with you these days.
   Your heart was thumping erratically at that point, racking your brain for something to say other than “I was thinking about you.”  Although, you didn’t want to lie either.  “I was just thinking how nice the sights are here.”  It was true.  Crosshair just happened to be one of the sights that you admired.
   “It is nice,” he agreed, pausing to cast an admiring glance at the canopy of trees above.  The leaves created lovely patterned shadows on his face.  You followed his gaze and sighed at how your chest swelled with happiness.  The air was warm, but not quite as blistering hot as it was in the sunny clearing.  The shade held a different kind of quiet intensity, a tension that was still so beautiful to you.
   Your eyes fell back to Crosshair.  The corner of his mouth was turned up in a half-smile at the view.  He noticed then that you were watching him, and he turned his head to look back at you fully.
   “Have you and the squad done this before?” you asked.  “Gone camping?”
   “We’ve camped out for missions,” he replied.  “Never did it for fun.”
  “Technically, Hunter originally told us that this was for team-building.”
   “Funny, he’s the one who let everyone wander off in separate directions.”
   You chuckled at the realization.  “That’s true.  Well, maybe this is part of team-building in the end.  We negotiated an effective way for everyone to do what they want.  I’d say that was a good problem-solving exercise.”
   Crosshair shook his head.  “Good one.”
   The two of you continued through the forest, talking a little along the way.  It wasn’t exactly a chatter-filled walk, but it was probably the most you and Crosshair had opened up to each other.  He told you a few stories about the squad’s past experiences camping out.  There was one in particular about how Wrecker heaved a rock and accidentally knocked over a hive of bees that Crosshair even smirked at.  Fortunately, Wrecker had escaped without getting stung, but he had run off yelling and swatting his hands around.
   You weren’t sure how long you and Crosshair had been out, but it was definitely past lunchtime.  You hardly noticed.  You were having such a nice time with him that the time flew.
   “We should turn around,” you spoke up.  “The others are probably having lunch now.”  Crosshair paused and nodded before turning straight around and heading back the way you came.
   Even as late as it was, It still seemed a little too early for the sky behind the trees to be darkening as much as it did.  The air had grown humid, and the bird chirping had ceased.  The woods had gone from delightfully shady to nearly sunless and dreary.  You walked closer to the sharpshooter, though not so close that you’d step on his heels by accident.
   Then, you heard the pitter-patter of rain beginning to fall on the greenery around you.  It started off as a trickle before gradually morphing into a downpour.  It was so heavy that even the trees didn’t shield you from the drops that soaked your clothes.
   You felt a hand take yours, and you squinted through the rain to see Crosshair urging you to follow.  You let him lead you toward a large tree that had been uprooted.  It leaned against another tree, creating a spot beneath it untouched by the rainfall.
   You rested your back against the upright trunk, panting from the sudden dash.  Crosshair ran a hand through his damp hair and shook some drops from his face.
   “When it lets up, we’ll keep going,” he said.  Both of you stared out into the rainy haze in silence.  You wondered how long it would be before it would subside.  You were glad to have a shelter of sorts, but you were starting to shiver in your soaked clothes.  Crosshair’s eyes locked on you.  He gazed at you, and despite your chill, your face grew warm under his quiet scrutiny.  Finally, he walked over to stand right in front of you.
   “Cold?” he drawled.
   Your words abandoned you at the proximity, so you merely gave a short nod.  Crosshair was just as soaked as you were, but the arm that slipped around you still provided some comfort.  You automatically leaned into him, pressing your face against his bare shoulder which was already warming back up.  His other arm wrapped around your form, and you breathed a sigh as you sank into the contact even more.
   You lost yourself in the rise and fall of his chest as well as the steady thrum of his heart.  It was a melody that you were sure would play itself over and over in your mind after the encounter.  You didn’t even want to think about the after.  You didn’t want this to end.  Your arms had slipped around his waist, and his breath hitched.  You lifted your head to meet his gaze, concerned that perhaps you’d overstepped, but then his eyes locked on yours.
   It was like the bug caught in a spider’s web that caught your eye earlier as you passed through the forest.  You were trapped by those piercing eyes as his face grew closer, though you didn’t feel like the prey you’d seen before.  You weren’t struggling to escape.  You were drawn in.
   And suddenly, his warm lips were pressed to your own.  His grip on you tightened, and you felt like you’d melt into a puddle if it weren’t for his arms holding you.  All at once, something exploded in your chest, and your lips pulled away only to unite again in a more heated dance.  Your back hit the tree trunk behind you, and Crosshair grunted an apology.  His lips met yours again before he pulled away altogether, eyes glinting.
   “Rain stopped,” he said, running a thumb along your jaw.  You didn’t tear your eyes from his to confirm, only noted that the sound had subsided.
   “We’d better head back then,” you replied.
   Neither of you moved for several seconds.  Eventually, both of you were able to pull away, though his hand didn’t let go of yours, and continued your trek back to the campsite.  The walk back was quiet, though you found yourself meeting Crosshair’s gaze many times.  There wasn’t room for embarrassment because he was almost always staring at you first.  Even though there was a bit of a hurry to get back to the campsite before it rained again, you enjoyed every second.
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greenshirtimagines · 4 years ago
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Baking With Bnha Boys (Izu, Todo, Mirio)
A/n: Why do I find headcanons so difficult to write??
(Masterlist)
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Izuku
Personally, I don’t think he’d be the worst in the kitchen
He did make Eri that candy apple, after all
He’d be good at following the directions
But
Will definitely overthink things
“‘Zuku, it doesn’t have to be exactly 1 cup-”
“But won’t it mess the recipe up?”
Will probably continuously pour ingredients in and out of the measuring cups trying to make them reach the exact measurements so please stop him
Don’t even let him think about weighing the ingredients I beg of you
Is overprotective of you and will definitely get distracted in making sure you’re wearing oven mitts and ends up burning himself
Go ahead, kiss it better ;)
Don’t tease him about his muscles while he’s mixing, he’ll definitely get flustered and accidently fling ingredients out of the bowl
Then he’ll get flustered when you make him wipe your face off
Once again, it doesn’t matter if you’re baking a layer cake or cookies, he’ll try to make sure they’re exactly the same size
“Alright, time to take them out of they oven”
“But the timer hasn’t gone off yet?”
“It’s okay, this oven tends to bake things pretty quickly”
“Oh okay. Are you sure?”
“It’s literally my oven-”
Is really proud that whatever you baked is tasty, 100% brings some to his mom
Maybe you and his mom can even exchange recipes :)
His mom loves you, by the way
Your biggest shipper
Anyway
He will definitely use it as an excuse to see you again
He still gets embarrassed to ask you out even if you’re dating, but can you really blame him? You’re such a catch
Will also volunteer to wash the dishes for you but please don’t abuse that
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Todoroki (+ Family)
You can’t tell me he knows what to do
“What’s a tsp? And why’s it different from a tbsp?”
If you need to melt something, he will probably try to use his fire
Please just tell him to use the microwave
Is very exact in his measurements, but easily accepts it if you say it doesn’t matter too much
Understands that there’s probably a difference between granulated, powdered, dark, and light brown sugar, but doesn’t know what
Thinks he can chill ingredients by using his ice
You have the freezer for a reason, please just make the most of your appliances
“I can try using my fire instead of the oven-”
“It will reduce the electricity cost”
Don’t let him do that either
Just use the oven
Has no clue how to decorate
Anything
Just sort of stands there awkwardly
Ends up trying to copy you but fails
Still, he gets points for effort
Probably doesn’t have a preference between baking or cooking or anything, I think he’d just be happy to spend time with you
Also brings some to his mom
She loves you too
But she especially loves the look in her son’s eyes when he talks about you
If you give him extra he’ll also give some to Fuyumi and Natsuo
Oh look, Biggest shippers number 2 and 3
Fuyumi will definitely invite you over to bake/cook with her
You two definitely bond with each other and she loves hearing you talk about Shouto
It means so much that he has someone in his life like you
Natsuo is banned from the kitchen after interrupting your talk and constantly teasing you about his brother and the wedding date
And stealing too many cookies
Todoroki has a broken family but they’re really fun??
Endeavour doesn’t get your baking until he proves himself worthy
That’s right mister, YOU have to be the one to prove your worth
Not just anybody gets (Y/n)’s baking
It’s a blast, really
You’ve already won over your (future) in-laws :)
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Mirio
This clown spills flour all over himself to make you laugh
It’s not so funny anymore when he inhales the fine particles and hurts his lungs please be careful when baking
10/10 will start a food fight with you “on accident”
Don’t get raw egg in your eyes unless you want salmonella
Definitely wins
He doesn’t really know anything about baking?
Despite knowing this fully well, will also move onto other steps before you’re ready
Doesn’t ask you how to do anything either
“You know microwaving chocolate at 100% will burn it, right?”
“Oh really?”
“Did you just put a metal bowl in the microwave?”
“Yeah! Oh was I not supposed to?”
Probably doesn’t realize how strong vanilla extract is and likes to up the amount from 1 teaspoon to 1 tablespoon
Or heck maybe even 3 you better watch him
“If we bake these cookies at a higher temperature, will they bake faster?”
He probably knows better (with some of these things), but he likes to see your reactions
Unlike Izuku, he will intentionally burn himself so you kiss it better
Don’t let him get away with this it’s not okay
Likes to add in other weird ingredients to see what happens
He’ll try to shape cookies into hearts for you
“I’ll name this cookie (Y/n), cause it’s a sweetheart! Get it? It’s shaped like a heart and it’s sweet? And you’re just as sweet-”
Please accept his terrible puns
He knows they’re bad
You know he knows they’re bad
He knows you know he knows they’re bad
You know he knows you know he knows they’re bad
Will give you a surprise kiss out of nowhere
“I wanted to see if you’d taste like cookies!”
Overall, he’s fun to bake with
But please keep constant watch over him, you never know what he might do
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colossal-fallout · 4 years ago
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First time with Reiner Braun ❤
Fem X Reiner
This is a little different. I wrote it so you can insert yourself or an OC.
  Warnings: NSFW. 18+ Smut and Fluff. 
A/N: Slight Canon divergent as Cadets take place when they’re in their late teens/early twenties. Other than that, it’s all the same. 
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  Reiner had been acting weird all day; but [Name] couldn’t really blame him.  
The last time they were alone together, they’d ended up locking mouths in a steamy kiss. They hadn’t spoken about it since – they hadn’t really had the chance.  Between training and having their classmates around it was a perfect cover to avoid a potentially awkward conversation.  When Shadis announced that for this exam, they would be teamed up together, they had both internally groaned.  
Well, it was going to happen eventually. They’d had another two years of training, they were bound to wind up alone together again at some point. They’d both made sure that during the entire hike, they didn’t let one silence befall the conversation, which would force them to talk about the inevitable subject of their heated kiss.  
It was quite comical, actually.  
Constant talking either about their task, their friends or at one point even pondered and speculated if a person got a sunburn in front of a cannibal; would the cannibal start watering at the mouth?
Anything to not talk about the kiss.  
It’d been a whole week since the incident and it wasn’t like they didn’t want to address it. They just didn’t want to know the others thought on the matter.  They’d both had serious reservations about it; they were totally focused on training and not fooling around.  
And yet...
The kiss only fanned the flames of the huge crush Reiner has had on her since day one. The crush that, over the last thirteen months, had developed into something a lot deeper.  
He’d kill for her.  
He thought about that only earlier when she made a joke about something and it really tickled him to the core; resulting in a loud belly laugh. So, when the sun was starting to set and they had found a good place to camp for the night... that was when things would inevitably go south.  
“Hey Ba- uh, [Name] ?” Reiner called out in a chilled horror. Not only from the slip of the tongue, but also what he had discovered in their shared backpack.  
[Name] was only a few feet away, starting a campfire when a small laugh left her sweet lips.  
“Did you almost call me Bertolt?”  
No. I almost called you “babe”
“Uh, yeah. Sorry. But we have a problem.”
“What is it?” she frowned, heading over.  
He pulled a large, folded bit of material out of the pack.  
“...We only have one tent.”
She looked at him like he spoke another language.
“So? It’s not the first time we’ve had to share a tent with a partner during training. I had to share one with Jean last year.”  
I bet Jean would have loved that...  
It was a running joke amongst the men about when they had to share sleeping quarters with the women, and how they’d lie on the very edge, all limbs tucked in and never once touching them for fear of a testosterone induced erection.  
“Yeah, but I’m a big guy.” He lied, not once being concerned about that at all.  
“Get over yourself.” She chuckled, nudging him playfully as she returned to what she was doing.  
Reiner solemnly obeyed and began to set up the tent, his frown pulling at his face the entire time.  He will not get any sleep – being so close to... her. Alone... Miles away from anyone.  
After they’d kissed.  
He swallowed hard as he fumbled with the poles, wanting to be out of this situation.  
Reiner Braun was desperately in love with this woman and he was supposed to be keeping away. If they kiss again, he’s a total goner. There would be no way he could reject her if she reciprocated his feelings even in the slightest. Luckily, their kiss had been interrupted so he didn’t know how she truly felt. He thought that if he never knew, it’s a problem he would never have to face.  
His fingers clumsily began to fix things together;  [Name] already having the fire going and preparing dinner.  
His eyes almost began to water at the thought that he was about to get her famous, amazing cooking.  
Sasha had been furious he was paired with her.  
His chest tightened and his head became fuzzy. He wished he didn’t have to be in such a complicated situation; he would just ask her to marry him already.  
“You need help?” her voice called over after he dropped the pole fixtures for the third time.  
“Huh? Uh, no I got it.” He wavered a hand dismissively without turning around.  
What the hell am I going to do? He panics in silence.  
Eventually the sun had set and the tent was erected, the two of them sitting by the fire after they’d eaten. The warm orange glow of the flames encased them cosily as Reiner sat back and patted his stomach in awe.  
“Amazing. As always.” He smiled. “Thank you.”
“I’m glad you liked it.” She beamed beautifully.  
 Surrounded by the trees under the stars and being embraced by the warm glow of the flames; [Name] now began to feel weird about their intimate moment they’d had.  It wasn’t very often they had time alone and her feelings for him remained the same since.  
They sat back, gazing up at the stars in a comfortable silence.  
“It feels like we haven’t stargazed in forever.” [Name] commented quietly. “I bet Marco is looking at them now too.”  
“Yeah, he will be.” Reiner marvelled.  
Another silence.  
He noticed she had been pretty quiet since they began relaxing by the fire.  
[Name] was wondering why he hadn’t mentioned the kiss. He’d had plenty of time now.  
Maybe he regrets it?
She bit her lip at the thought, her eyes lowering to the flames sadly. God, he’d grown on her a hell of a lot and she resented that fact. It hurt to think he didn’t feel the same.  
Reiner noticed this.  
Shit, she looks sad. Is it because he hadn’t mentioned the kiss? Should he ask her? There’s no way he would ever stand for her feeling down, let alone because of him.  
What the hell should I do?!
His brain hurt. More so, his heart.  
She flinched a little in surprise when he slowly creeped his hand across the ground and intentionally skimmed his skin across her fingers. He didn’t look at her though. It was his way of sending an impossible telepathic message of; Don’t be sad. I can’t say it but God, I love you.
She, however, assumed it was an accident.  
Ah hell. I’m going to have to mention it. I can’t see her feeling down.  
He took a deep breath.  
“You alright? You look a little down.” His usual façade of serious, concerned solider coming out.  
“Oh? I’m fine.” She lied.  
He knew she was lying. He knew her too well.  
“It looks like it’s going to rain though.” She noticed the thick clouds that were rolling in, beginning to block their view of the stars. “We should get some sleep.”
“R-right.” Reiner nodded, deflated.  
He didn’t know what he expected. His heart, body and soul ached for her lips against his again, but his mind screamed to stop being an idiot.  
As she went inside to get ready for bed, he stood and began to snuff out the flames of the fire, along with any hope he’d had of being with the woman he was so desperately in love with.  
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  Sure enough, as they lay facing away from one another, the sounds of soft pattering began to tap the tent above their heads. They lay back-to-back with as big of a gap between them as possible; what the small tent would allow anyway. Reiner’s arms were tucked up around his chest and his eyes were wide.
[Name] had her limbs tucked away too but that was for a different reason – as always when she camped out, she was freezing. It didn’t matter the season. As soon as that sun sank below the horizon, her body temperature would drop.  
Reiner on the other hand was like a big insulated heater, sleeping in just his underwear under his sleeping bag. His heart thudded harshly against his large chest.  
She’s just there! Kiss her! Talk to her! Tell her how you feel...
 He’d been close to telling her a few times over the course of the last month or so. He couldn’t help it. Even before they shared that kiss, his feelings would bubble up to the surface and almost spew out of his mouth. He’d always managed to stop himself though, although it was getting increasingly more difficult each time.  
She was just so... perfect.  
Not only was she extremely attractive and half of his classmates wanted her, but she was strong. Smart. Funny. Caring... His eyes closed in a frown as he listed the endless attributes he loved about her in his head. He was fighting a losing battle, and he knew it.  
Bertolt. Annie. Marcel. I’m sorry. I tried... I really did.  
He glanced back and that’s when he noticed her curled up in a ball, shivering.  
His eyebrows furrowed.  “...You cold?”  
“Y-yeah.”  
He instantly turned onto his side to face her, his sleeping bag rustling against the fabric of the tent.  
“You should have said something. ‘C mere.”  
With a sigh he sat up and began unzipping her sleeping bag.  
“What are you doing?” her teeth chatted.  
“Helping you warm up. I doubt you wanna get sick and miss training.”
She averted her eyes away from him when he unzipped his bag and fastened them together into a double. She knew he slept in his shorts.  
Her breath caught in her throat when he wrapped his big, strong arms around her and pulled her back against his warm chest, heat rolling off him and encasing her like a huge bear was holding her. His scent rolled off him and embraced her sense of smell, relaxing her immediately.
He kept his pelvis away from her, his manhood already stirring awake and he didn’t want to make her feel uncomfortable.  
“T-thank you.” She whispered, still trembling.  
“Don’t mention it.” He sighed, silently kicking himself.  
I definitely won’t be getting any sleep now.  
Her heart almost stopped when his head rested and lay between her neck and shoulder, his hot breath blanketing her skin. Rushes of unexpected heat ran down her body to in-between her legs and seemed to just pool there.  
His brows furrowed behind her; inhaling her intoxicating scent silently.  
Although he was trying his hardest not to brush his hips against her, he still felt so comfortable having her in his arms like this, like she was supposed to be in them. He was meant to protect her. To care for her. To love her.  
His mind fluttered back to how he’d almost told her he loved her before. He’d hinted so hard but she just looked at him like he was crazy, not understanding what he was trying to tell her. When he was around [Name], it was like all of his troubles just melted away. Colours seemed brighter, his worries were brushed aside and life was just... amazing. She made him laugh, he could tell her anything (almost) and she always knew what to say to make him feel better after a particularly rough day. But to him, the best part of it all was how excited she got him for the future. One that was bleak and full of sorrow was spun upside down and into a promising one, brimming with all possibilities.
“I have something to tell you.” He said softly, not able to stop himself this time.  
Maybe it was being this close to her that sent him over the edge. Or maybe it made it easier that she was facing away from him.  
“Hm?” she hummed softly; her eyes closed and enjoying the warm embrace.  
“...I love you.”  
That was it. It was out.
There was no way to suck those words back into his lungs.  
The tense, pregnant silence within the tent was only filled by the light tapping of the rain against the material that covered them.
He felt her tense in surprise, her eyes flying open.  
She swivelled around to face him, her eyes searching his narrow golden orbs for any sign of deception.  
But there wasn’t any.  
A crimson flush washed over his cheeks.  
“I... I mean, you know –” he began before she silenced him by pressing her lips against his.  
Both of their eyebrows pulled back as if pleading above closed eyes, his hand cupping her face, thrilled to be kissing her once more.  
She pulled away, her own pink hue colouring her face.  
“You... Love me?” she asked, her voice soft and sweet.  
He pressed his head against hers, closing his eyes and nodding.  
“ [Name] , I’m crazy about you.” He whispered in honesty. “I always have been.”
“...How crazy?” she teased, trying to tear away any awkwardness or negative feelings in his confession.  
He smirked. She knows just how to make him comfortable.  
He grinned slyly, looking in her eyes.  
“Oh, absolutely insane. I should be getting carted away to the asylum, with Sasha and her potatoes behind me.”
She laughed beautifully, her heart swelling with joy. Even from that dumb little exchange, confirmed to her that she definitely felt the same.  
“So, you don’t regret that kiss...? Last week?”
“Of course not.” He replied, eyes returning to a desperate pleading. “I was just having a hard time accepting that I’ve come to cadets to be a soldier and.... Ended up meeting the woman I wanna marry.”
Every word that left his lips felt like a warm pleasant jab to her heart.  
“You... Wanna marry me?” She whispers, totally blown away from the intensity of this confession.  
“I do.” He admitted shyly. “You don’t deserve anything less. It’s just how I feel... Sorry”
“You know...” she whispered shyly. “It’s more efficient to share body heat when you’re both naked.”
His eyes enlarged and breath caught in his throat.  
“That’s if... You’d want to.” She added adorably.  
“Are you sure?” he whispered, praying she would say yes.  
She nodded in reply.  
“I want you, Reiner.” She breathed. “I love you too. I want... you to make me yours. I want to be yours.”
Reiner was bombarded with emotion.  
Elation. Excitement. Arousal.
Not to mention he was beginning to wonder if this were a dream. If he were going to cruelly wake up next to Bertolt and his weird sleeping positions.  
There’d been countless times he’s imagined her utter those words in his head; sometimes while stroking his own cock.  
He’d lost count how many times he’d furiously tugged himself while she occupied his mind. But as his feelings for her deepened, it became less and less so; guilt always creeping into his conscience. He just respected her too much.
He propped himself up on his elbow, running his now trembling fingers through her hair.  
“I don’t want to hurt you.” He breathes.
“You won’t.” She shook her head. “I mean, it’s okay if you don’t want to, I under –”  
He put his arms under the sleeping bag with great speed and shuffled a little, before pulling his shorts out and throwing them to the side.  
She let out a laugh when he returned to his original position with haste.  
He returned her laugh, rubbing his nose against hers.  
“Okay...” she muttered shyly. “Look over there for a moment”
He turned around obediently as she began to nervously undress under the now warm sleeping bag.  
All he could hear under the movement of her undressing herself was his heart pounding in his head.  
There’s no way this is real and happening.  
His cock was already hard at the thought of her undressing inches away from him. His previous reservations about being teamed up with her were quickly washed away as she threw her clothes to the side, before nestling back down and hiding under the cover.  
“Alright... You can come back.” She informs him.  
At the speed of a firing bullet, he turned back around; painfully keeping his eyes glued to hers.  
His arm flinched, about to pull her back into his embrace but he hesitated.  
“Are... you sure?” He asked again, not able to believe the situation.  
“Yes.” She giggled, nervously.  
His eyes enlarged and jaw slackened when he felt her satin soft skin against his, her bare breasts pressing against his hard chest and her lower stomach and groin against his solid erection. 
A gasp parted her lips as she felt, not only how hard he was, but how big.  
His arms snaked around her, his narrow orbs keeping their gaze onto her orbs as he pulled her now naked form against his.  
“R-Reiner...” she couldn’t help but stammer, her face heating up as well as her insides.  
A pink hue raises over his cheeks, not having really thought through the situation. He was nervous. He was excited. He was close to hyperventilating. 
Her lips softly press against Reiner’s once more, her fingers grazing across his scalp, her breathing heavy and needing. 
His arm snakes around her stomach, his brow pulled down and creased while his nose pushes out a blow of air, his heart hammering and his cock leaking with pre-cum. She could feel it weeping against her flesh as it throbbed and danced against her lower stomach. 
She pulls back for a moment; “Reiner. Only take me if you’re going to cherish me. This won’t be a one time thing for me...” 
He catches her gaze, lips parted and eyes still hungry. “Of course. I meant what I said.” 
She smiles - elated at his words as she returns her kiss, her hands roaming his ridged, solid muscles. 
His mouth moves down to her neck, slow and tender kisses - each one sending jolts of searing hot electric through her entirety. Reiner’s breath is deep; quivering and panting as he tries to hold back his eagerness and excitement. 
“I’ve wanted you for so long...” He groans, his large palm pushing her arm above her head as he hovers over her a little, his fingers interlocking with her own, still kissing her deeply. 
The pink hue across his face was deepening to more of a crimson, his eyes heavy lidded and jaw slack the entire time. The way he kisses her is with such compassion, such tenderness. He grazes his large nose against hers, hands caress her hair as he keeps himself steady over her, before gingerly rolling on top of her completely, keeping himself suspended with his forearms. 
He made sure every single graze, every grope was as gentle as possible - afraid of his lumbering huge form would somehow break her as they explored one another’s bodies, their tongues entwining in a slow dance within their mouths. Deep, short groans vibrated his throat and chest from time to time, and not once did that furrowed look of desperation leave his face. 
 The only sounds that could be heard was their kisses, whines and groans as well as their laboured breath and the pattering of rain against the tent. 
He suddenly stops their kiss, placing his head against hers and rubbing his large thumb across her cheek, back and forth. 
“I’m happy to just do this.” He breathes, wanting to prove to her that he really was just so happy she felt the same. “We don’t have to do anything else.” 
“I want to...” She replies, the snake coiled within her wrapped far too tightly to be ignored now. “I want you to make me yours. That’s...if you’d like.” 
He nods - returning his kiss, his top lip folding as his lusted haze results in him missing his mark slightly. God it was hard for him not to touch her between her legs. But he’s a gentleman. He didn’t want to unless he knew one hundred per cent that she was sure. 
Taking his fingertips, he nervously and slowly grazes them down her stomach to her pubic bone, pausing before taking a leap of courage - his calloused pads grazing down her clitoris and to her soaked lips. 
They both gasp at the sensation. The feeling of his warm, large fingers against her most intimate area was indescribable. And for him, her thick slick was heavenly. 
“Is this all for me...?” He whispers in awe and disbelief, his shoulder flexing with his movements as he continues to slowly stroke her. 
She nods, biting her lip. 
“Sh~~~it.” He swallows hard, eyes closing for a moment before returning to hers. “It’s my first time. I won’t last long.” 
“I don’t care.” She groans, pulling him by his head for another deep kiss. 
 As much as he wanted to enter her, he refused to allow himself. Instead his lips trail down her body, her eyes locked onto his broad back flexing with every tiny movement as his head moves, his lips connecting with every inch of skin it could find - his hands gently rubbing and massaging - memorising every single gasp from her mouth. Every hitch of breath. He would remember where he’d been when she made those noises and made sure he damn well took it all in. 
“Reiner, I can’t take it.” She eventually moans, writhing beneath him, fingers running through her own hair. “I need you. Please...” 
He instantly returns to her face, cupping it and his muscular back hunches - his free hand grabbing the large base of his shaft. 
“You ready for me, baby?” He breathes. 
She nods. 
He lines up his gleaming head before pushing gently, her tiny entrance being invaded by him as he hisses, her back bending with a loud moan. 
“ [Name]...” He whimpers, totally overwhelmed both with physical stimulation and emotion. 
He pushes again, a little firmer his head popping in past the first hurtle. 
“You okay?” He asks, sounding like he’s just finished sprinting a whole cross-country race. 
“Yeah...” 
He pushes again, her tight insides slowly ingesting him like a snake with a large meal - her ridges massaging him as they spasm with glee around him - his moans now a lot louder than before as he jitters to a stop at the hilt. 
“Fuck...” His tone sounds like he’s about to burst into tears as he slowly starts to pull out and slide back in again. 
The full feeling of Reiner Braun was better than ecstasy, his girth pushing and stretching her, his cock bending up slightly at the tip, already pushing against her g-spot as he trembles above her. With each slow thrust, her pleasure was pushed to an impossible new high, her nails sinking into his large back as she clung onto him for dear life - tears pooling at the corners of her orbs from how amazing it all felt. Like the only two people in the world were her and him, souls connected and swirling around the cosmos in the eternal dance of lovers. 
 “I can’t... Reiner. It’s too good.” She sobs, her insides now pulling in a rhythm as her coil tightens more and more. “I’m going...” 
“Oh, baby...” He groans, eyes rolling as he plunges a little faster. “Me too. It feels so - n’urgh. So good...” 
“Reiner!” She sobs hysterically as she snaps, coming undone around him as her legs tremble and head throws back. 
 As she unravels around him, her name leaves his lips over and over and over again, each time louder than the last as his thick and large cumshot explodes inside of her, his atomic detonation causing mass devastation as his legs quiver, eyes cross and even a bit of drool hangs from his mouth. 
 You are one special person to capture Reiner’s affections while he held such high walls around his heart for reasons not yet known to you. But you managed it, and god is it such a beautiful thing. 
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