#SMOOCHES YOU SLOPPY STYLE

[angelltheninth]

Hi hi!! Since your requests are open I was thinking of a scenario where you're getting it from the back and in the middle you ask to stop because you wanna kiss them hahaha I can't survive without a smooch after a while what can I say. (I was hoping for genshin men, any is fine as long as Kaveh is there!!)

That's actually pretty cute and romantic of you Anon. Never a bad time for a little smooch.

Pairing: Kaeya, Diluc, Itto, Thoma, Ayato, Childe, Dottore, Pantalone, Tighnari, Cyno, Kaveh, Neuvillete, Wriothesley, Zhongli x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, kissing, doggie style, rough sex, gentle sex, neck kissing, creampie, back shot, moaning

A/N: Added the two new men in here. Will write just for them too as soon as I get more asks done.

STOPS AND KISSES YOU HARD - Diluc, Thoma, Pantalone, Wriothesley

Of course he'll kiss you whenever you want. He will lean forward, his cock never leaving your pussy because why would it when it's so warm and wet in there, and he will angle your head to the side, pressing your lips to his. He'll keep the kiss sealed while he begins to roll his hips against yours again, your bodies moving in unison, your mutual moans silenced by each others lips.

KISSES YOUR NECK - Itto, Ayato, Tighnari, Zhongli

Would try to lean forward but then he'd see how pretty your neck looks and would go for that spot first. His kisses shift from quick to slow, precise to very sloppy depending on how hard he's railing you in that moment. Don't try to lean forward and move away, you're the one who asked for a kiss, you didn't say where it needed to be.

REFUSES TO KISS YOU UNTIL YOU COME - Childe, Dottore, Neuvillete

You'll get your kiss once he feels your pussy come around his cock and no sooner. Call him mean, a bastard, a dick all you want but he won't give in, you're the one who will. You want his lips, but you also want the orgasm he promised, chasing it fast and hard, your ass smacking against the front of his thighs. To kiss you properly he needs to pull out, slide his cock, wet with your juices over your back and let his cum shoot all over it. The kiss is more messy then you thought but you got it in the end.

TEASES YOU WITH SMALL KISSES - Kaeya, Cyno, Kaveh

No, no, you can't get a proper kiss just because you asked, you need to work for it a little. Everything is better once you worked for it, don't you know that? In your case the work just so happens to involve getting really short pecks while getting your pretty, tight cunt filled with cum. If you can take all of his cum he might reconsider and give you the kiss you yearn for.

[writers-potion]

Vocabulary List for Kiss Scenes

Ways to Kiss

gently

softly

lovingly

affectionately

tenderly

briefly

quickly

passionately

seductively

sensually

sincerely

slowly

frantically

shamelessly

Adjectives for Kisses

amazing

wonderful

memorable

loving sweet

tender

innocent

warm

romantic

lingering

spicy

breathtaking

seductive

affectionate

dreadful

terrible

awful

wet

sloppy

soft

moist

slobbering

drunken

clumsy

uncomfortable

awkward

passionless

Verbs for Kiss Scenes

pulse

flare

overwhelm

stun

stagger

flutter

coax

encourage

brush

bite

nip

nibble

taste

feast

savor

devour

delve

explore

worship

fuse

drown

invade

capture

imprison

swirl

massage

cuddle

caress

cup

pet

rub

trace

skim

trail

graze

hiss

growl

murmur

come apart

Nouns for Kiss Scenes

flavor

tang

embrace

sensation

ectasy

rush

greed

frenzy

euphoria

elation

rpture

jolt

rhythm

velvet

goosebumps

lobe

nape

mess

Types of Kisses +

a song

a smooch

a peck

french kiss

single lip kiss

lizzy kiss

ice kiss

lip trace kiss

butterfly kiss

air kiss

eskimo kiss

hickey

lovebite

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References

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/life-style/relationships/love-sex/how-to-kiss-in-7-different-ways/articleshow/55049549.cms

https://www.wattpad.com/408233278-vocabulary-word-lists-for-writers-words-for-love/page/6

http://getintoenglish.com/they-smooched-on-the-balcony-kissing-vocabulary/

[normal-about-the-dca]

sun, knowing EXACTLY what he's doing but playing oblivious because he likes to see you fluster: oh my, friend. you're really red! are you sick? huh? huh??? rest a while! we can cuddle and watch videos on your phone until you feel better ^^

moon, no idea what he's doing but pretending he does, immediately after pretending to throw y/n from the balcony: ohh you want me so bad!!! you wanna kiss me silly sloppy style, huh? hehehehe! you wanna get smooched sssso so bad- wait no why are you angry (<-genuinely thinks scaring them is flirting)

[anemptypuddingcup]

My Good Boy~

Beast!Zoro x Female Reader.

Smut Short.

I depicted Zoro as a weretiger w green fur, how would you imagine him with beasty features?

Contains: Writing’s a bit messy. Might contain errors. Beast!Zoro. Reader comforting Zoro. Pussy eating. Somewhat soft sex. Doggy style. Mating press. Multiple rounds. Big dick Zoro. Zoro has a praise kink! There’s a lot of neck nuzzles from Zoro. Breeding kink in the end.

“Why’re you looking at me like that?”

“I-I just…u-um..”

“What? What is it!?”

“Y-You…You’re…”

“Ugly? Is that it? Am I ugly to you?”

“Sweetie I didn’t say that. You’re adorable to me Zoro.”

Your hands cups his face, his whiskers twitching as his brows furrowed from your words. Your hands play with his small little tufts of fur against cheeks and he sighs out from the sweet gesture, surprised at your kindness.

You press a smooch to his nose and he huffs heavily as he places his hands against your shoulders, his claws sharp as they pricked the softness of your shoulders. “N-No I’m not….” He sighs, hesitating before backing away from you. You grab his hands and pull him back over to you. “Yes you are, don’t be like that Zoro.” You pout, wrapping your arms around his waist. He groans out and hugs you, pulling you close to him while you rested your head against his soft and fluffy chest.

“Do you…mean that..?” He asks you, his hands pressing up against your waist. You smile and nodded, crawling up onto his lap. “Cross my heart baby…I absolutely mean it~” You smile, pressing a smooch to his semi-chapped lips. He huffs and grips yours hips tight, pulling you closer against his crotch. You hum out and press your hands against his shoulders, a mewl leaving your lips as you felt him growing hard against your clothed cunt.

“Do you want some relief Zoro? I didn’t think a compliment would get you excited so quickly~” You giggle, grinding up against his hard clothed cock. Zoro snarls and huffs as he buries his face deep into your neck, his fangs pressing into your skin. You mewl out and giggle, your hand rubbing and scratching in his mossy strands. His claws scratch at your hips and you feel his hands lift your dress up past your ass, making it poke out.

His hands knead the doughy flesh, his fingers playing with the hem of your pretty lacy panties while he growls into your neck once again. You notice his brows slowly unfurling, his forearm around your lower back and pulling you closer to him. Your breasts smoosh up against his face and you hear a little purr leaving him as he buries his face into your soft mounds. You gasp out as you feel him grind up into you, his thick erection sliding along your clothed and soaking slit.

You press a smooch to his temple and he slowly pulls you off of him, a little giggle leaving you as he lies you down against the soft bedding below. You hum out as he nuzzles up against your skin, sliding down your tummy to your lower tummy…and down to your cute little cunt. He practically tears off your lacy panties and slides his thick tongue along your clit. You mewl out sweetly and press your hands against his strands, moaning out and he sloppily slid his tongue along your sweet and juicy pussy.

“M-Mmh~ Z-Zoro baby~” You moan out his name and he pulls your hips onto his shoulders, groaning out hungrily as he lapped up the juices from your cunt. Feeling his tongue slide through your folds and along your clit made you shudder beneath him and moan out. Your angelic moans made his little furry green ears twitch and his tail wiggle with excitement. He softly claws at your hips and he slides his tongue past your entrance, purring out once again before letting out a little groan.

“Ooh~ Mmh! Z-Zoro~ K-Keep going like that~ I-It feels so good~” You moan, your brows furrowing from the pleasure while he obeyed. His tail begins to wiggle more, and at this point he was practically eating your pussy up. The sloppy noises leaving him as he slurped and lapped at your warm and sticky entrance. “Ahh~ Good boy baby~ L-Like that!~” You moan out loudly, your back arching as he continues to lap at your cunt.

His ears perk up and he snarls as he heard those words, he adored it when you called him your good boy…oh god did he fucking love it when you called him your good boy. His tail wags with excitement and he moans out suddenly as he dove deeper into your pussy, his nose rubbing up against your clit and making you mewl out even more. He feels your legs beginning to tremble and he removes his tongue from your sopping hole before catering up to your clit.

You hiss and moan out before hitting your lower lip, your eyes shutting tightly as you felt yourself wanting to cum. “Oh! Oh Zoro~ I-I’m so close~” You whimper out to him, making him him out in response. You hum out as you felt his hands slide up and along your tummy before reaching out to grope your breasts, his fingertips circling and massaging your softened buds. You gasp out before softly grabbing his wrists, moaning out as you felt yourself ready ready to burst out onto his tongue.

“Mmh! Mmm!~ Z-Zoro I-I’m going to!-“ You moan out and grab his head, pulling him into pussy as you squirt out onto his tongue. He groans out as he slurps up your juices, pressing a smooch against you clit before pulling back. A string of your cum and slick disconnecting from his lips and your soaking pussy. He watched as you breathed in heavily, gasping out as you slowly began recovering from your pretty little orgasm.

He pounces up onto you, his hand grasping the waistband of his joggers before pulling his cock out. You mewl out in delight as you stared down at his thick length, the tip practically dripping with pre as it presses it up against your lower tummy. “I want….I want to fuck…Can I fuck you?” Zoro hesitates, his claws pressing up against your hips. You giggle as you roll over onto your tummy with Zoro reaching over to grab one of your pillows to slide underneath you.

“You don’t have to ask me that baby~” You mewl, lifting your hips so Zoro could slide the pillow beneath your tummy. You arch your back and gasp out as you felt him slide his cock along your sticky slit. He growls out before pressing his chest up against your back. “Well…get ready.” He growls out, his head slowly sliding past your entrance. You moan out as you felt his cock slide inside of you, stretching you out with his girth before gasping out.

His tip kisses your cervix deeply and he begins to fuck you, not bothering to wait for you to get adjusted. You moan out painfully yet pleasureful as he fuck your cunt with snarls leaving past his lips. You grip the bedding below you both as he pounds into your pussy, his hips slapping hard against your ass as he fucked you hard yet deep into your pussy. “Mmgh~ Z-Zoro~” You gasp out, your pussy clenching tight around his cock as your walls clung tight and pulled him in.

He groans out, clenching his teeth tight as he huffs heavily into your ear. “That feels good huh? Is my dick making your pussy feel good?” Zoro asks you, pressing a smooch against your neck while breathing heavily. You moan out and nodded your head, your pussy practically melting around his cock. “Feels so fucking good Zoro~ J-Just like that please~” You mewl out shakily, your slick already drenching the pillowcase beneath your hips.

You moan out suddenly as he gropes your breasts, your hands gripping the quilt tightly as your toes begin to curl. You feel his tail curl around your calve while he continued to rut into you, his nails scratching your chest a bit. “F-Fuck Zoro~” You huff out, laying your head down on the bed as your walls began to twitch and spasm around his length. You feel Zoro lick your ear and you moan out suddenly as you begin to hear him whisper to you.

“Call me a good boy…please? I wanna hear you say it.” He purrs to you, making you giggle a little throughout your moan. “You want me to call you my good boy? You want praise baby?” You asked teasingly, moaning out before biting your lip a bit tight. Zoro nodded against your neck, a little gasp leaving him before he presses his hands down on either side of you. “You’re always fucking me so good Zoro, you’re such a good baby~ My good baby boy~” You hum out, praising Zoro for pounding your pussy so good.

“Fuck fuck again, say it again~ Please say it again baby~” Zoro moans out, his body shuddering against yours as his thrusts grew more ferocious and harsh. “O-Oh! Zoro~ You’re my good baby boy~ My baby knows how to fuck me so good doesn’t he?~” You gasp out, your eyes looking back at him as you sigh out lovingly. A sudden harsh thrust into your pussy knocks the wind out of your lungs and you gasp out suddenly while biting your lip. His tail twitches around your leg and he huffs out against your skin.

“Yes! Y-Yes Zoro right there!~” You gasp out, your walls tightening even more around his cock. He growls and fucks you at such a fast pace, the sound of his hips sloppily slapping against your ass, pounding into you while he gasps and purrs out. “F-Fuck~ I-I’m- I’m fucking close~” Zoro snarls into your ear, his hands grinning the quilt tight while he fucked your pussy into a sloppy mess. A white creamy ring began to form around at the base of his cock and also coated his length.

“I-I’m close too Zoro~ I-I want you to cum inside~ Fill me up please baby~” You begged, gasping out between your words. Zoro nods and moans out as he finally began to grow closer to his orgasm. You feel his cock twitch deep inside of your pussy and you mewl out as you felt yourself ready to cum on his length. “Fuck Zoro! Fuck I’m gonna cum!~” You gasp out, your feet nearly cramping from how long your toes were curling.

Zoro groans out, his hand gripping your hips tight and pulling you back onto his cock. You moan out and gasp before finally squirting out into his cock and on the pillow beneath your tummy. “Oh god~ Y-Yes Zoro!~” You moan out loudly, wiggling and grinding your hips on his cock. Zoro snarls and keeps your hips still against his, his cock spurting cum deep inside of your pussy and coating your walls in his thick white spunk.

You mewl out softly as he filled you up, nearly causing your pussy of be overfilled as his own seed coats his length in your own sticky mess. He huffs out and presses a smooch to your neck before sliding his tongue along your skin. “Hah~ Mmh fuck~” Zoro sighs out, grinding his cock against your cervix. He slowly pulls out of you, spilling his own seed out into the quilt and a bit on your own pillow.

“Turn around, turn over baby.” He demanded, his lips pressing smooches along your back. You smile and giggle to him before rolling over off of the pillow and onto your back.

“Anything for my baby boy~” You hum out, spreading your legs and spreading your pussy to him. He hums out hungrily and rubs his sticky cum-coated tip along your slit, making you moan out softly. He swiftly thrusts inside of you, making you gasp out and throw your head back.

His hands grip your thighs tightly and shoves your legs up high in the air as he begins to pound sloppily into your cum-filled pussy. “Mmgh~ Zorooo~” You moan out shakily to Zoro, moaning while he kept your legs up high. “Fuck your pussy feels good~ Can you squeeze my dick a bit tighter?~” Zoro hums out, his hand squeezing your thighs a bit more. You obey after he thrusts hard into your pussy once again, a mewl leaving you as you watching him slide his cock in and out of your sloppy pussy.

You stared down into his eye, his green eye staring deep at your fucked-out expression. You couldn’t help but moan out heavily while his cock massaged your walls wonderfully. “Oh god Zoro~ I-I wanna c-cum again~” You gasp out to him, your walls suffocating his cock. Zoro chuckle and presses his lips against yours, giving you a deep and sloppy smooch while he fucked your pussy.

“You wanna cum baby?” Zoro asked you as he pulled his lips away from yours, a string of saliva connecting your lips. “Y-Yes~ I-I wanna cum Zoro~” You moan out shakily, struggling to hold your orgasm back a bit longer. “Call me your good boy again and I’ll let you cum on my dick~” He whispers to you, sliding his tongue along your skin once again. “Mmm~ You love it when I praise you don’t you baby?” You hum out to him, a whine leaving you as Zoro slowly began to overstimulate you.

“Please…?” He begged, his fangs sliding along your skin. You mewl out and sigh heavily. “Will my good baby boy let me cum?~ Please let me cum baby~” You begged, your orgasm so close to the point where you were gonna cum without Zoro having to do much effort. Zoro huffs out and purrs as he begins to fuck you a bit faster, making you whine and mewl out against him.

“Fuck fuck! Fuck Zoro! I’m cumming!~” You gasp out and threw your head back as you squirt on his cock again, a heavy moan leaving your lips before your gasp out in unbearable pleasure.

Zoro groans out heavily as he cums deep into your pussy again, this time filling you up full with his seed. His cum slowly begins to seep out of your pussy, a satisfied moan leaving your lips as he releases your thighs.

He wraps his arms lovingly around your body and pulls you close, purring and groaning out as he kept his cock embedded deep inside of your pussy. “Ahh~ Good boy Zoro~ My baby~” You giggle, pressing a smooch to his cheek. He huffs out before burying his face into your neck once again, sighing out lovingly as he held on to you tightly.

You press a smooch to his lips and hum out sweetly yet softly to him. You feel Zoro rub his hand up against your lower tummy, mewling out before snuggling up against you. He pats your slightly inflated tummy a bit, humming in delight as he bears about the thought of having children.

The thought of seeing you swollen with his kittens, he couldn’t help but to grow feral at the thought. Hovering himself over you once again, you quirk a brow to him before smiling sweetly to him. “What’re you thinking about baby?” You asked him, tilting your head as you let out a heavy little sigh.

“I…wanna breed you. I want to see you full of my children deep inside of you~” He whispers to you, running his length along your sticky creamy slit once again. You giggle and wrap your arms around his neck, pulling him closer to you while he stared into your eyes.

“Well? What’re you waiting for baby? Be my good baby and fill me up with your kittens~” You whisper out to him.

[onlyhuis]

gentle

member | jun x reader genre | fluff, sooo much fluff, est. relationship, suggestive at one part so 18+ mndi word count | 0.9k words synopsis | jun's way of loving you is gentle. warnings | descriptions of female anatomy (only at the nsfw part and it's not very detailed), brief mentions of sex, this is soooo gross and domestic and sweet and that in itself is a warning notes | this is a super informal drabble & more of my weird romantic sappy prose bc i literally cannot be normal about him ever. i hope this makes somebody cry or like throw their phone against a wall in agony or something bc that is how jun makes me feel! pls feel free to scroll past if poetry-style stuff isn't your thing. or not. idk you're the reader i just write whatever the hell i want and right now i want to give jun a big fat sloppy smooch on his gorgeous forehead

jun loves gently. he loves by making sure your coffee or tea is ready every morning before you wake up. he loves by organizing your shoes at the door so you don't trip on them when you walk by. he loves by holding the sharp edge of a table when you walk by so it doesn't hurt you.

his kind of love is when he runs his hands along your body, along every part of you and making sure not a single inch goes without feeling how much he adores you. his love will always be there, cradling you against his chest and letting you hold him as tightly as you need. his love is clingy, because he wants to make sure you know he loves you every single second of every single day.

he loves gently by kissing your forehead while you sleep, kissing your cheeks when he makes you flush with his flirting, kissing your neck while he makes love to you, kissing your back while he's showering together with you, kissing each one of your fingers when you hold his hand, kissing the tip of your nose because he loves the way it always makes you giggle. he loves by kissing you every time like it's the first time, like he's finally won the honor of being called yours and he gets to celebrate it with a kiss to your lips.

he loves intimately, with kisses all over your boobs, holding them in his hands and pushing his lips against your soft skin and grinning with a lust that temporarily conceals his overwhelming love for you, but never overshadows it. he loves with kisses between your legs, ones that make you shiver and arch with pleasure and push his head away in desperate attempts to make it stop, though you want nothing more than for him to keep going. the same lips he uses to kiss your forehead and your cheeks and your neck and everywhere else; the same gentle, messy lips he uses to eat you out with whenever he begs you to sit on his face.

he loves gently in the way he likes to hold your hands during sex, the way he likes positions that face each other so he can look into your eyes and see how much love is contained inside them while he's inside you. he loves by switching positions without you having to ask, because he can tell you're getting tired in this position but he can tell that you're trying to hold on for him; he doesn't want you to. he wants everything to always be comfortable for you, satisfying for you, pleasurable for you, perfect for you. everything he does is always for you.

even when he's loving you roughly, you can always tell he loves you gently. a harsh slap to your ass, always with a warm palm caressing your stinging skin. a hand wrapped around your throat, always with fingers that never tighten past the point of discomfort. a grip on your hips so tight that it brings tears to your eyes, always with a careful hand to wipe at your cheeks. a vulgar name called out meant to degrade, always with a soft voice whispering in your ear how beautiful and perfect you are.

his gentle love is always nearby, even when it's not the focus. sometimes it lingers in the background, waiting quietly for the chance to wrap its arms around you and keep you safe when you need it. like a warm blanket on a cold night, or a cool fan on a hot night, always making everything just right, no matter the conditions. jun's love is like a warm bowl of soup when you're sick, never fully realizing how much you need it until you do, a spoonful cooled off to the perfect temperature so you don't burn your tongue, hand-fed by gentle hands that want to see you well again.

his love can be rambunctious, when he gets so excited he can't physically contain all his happiness and it pours out into the atmosphere around him. but even then, his love is still gentle, wrapping you up in his excitement right along with him.

his love can be childlike, innocent in the way he holds your hand and drags you along to show you something he found. his love is gentle in the way he stops to meow at every cat he sees, like they're long lost friends he hasn't seen in years and he's telling them that they need to catch up sometime over coffee and catnip.

his love is there in every big, toothy smile, every scrunch of his nose, and every fit of hysterical giggles.

his love is soft like the cover of an old book, worn thin from being used so much by loving pairs of hands. his love is like a book passed down throughout the decades, one that you were always told to handle delicately— you have to love him gently, too.

he loves you until the word love itself is worn out, lost its meaning from being repeated hundreds of thousands of millions of times, and even then it's still not enough to express everything he feels. he loves you in every language, in the ones he understands and the ones he doesn't, because even an infinite amount of words couldn't come close to describing his love. but, if you had to choose only one, you'd start with this:

his love is gentle.

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[sardonic-the-writer]

You van now marry me because I am interested in your tf2 headcanons

Tell me more please

so happy someone asked for this. giving your forhead a big fat smooch. also, i would habe included tracker in these, but i feel like that would have been a bit self pretentious

scout

• good artist. has drawn tom jones fanart before

• knows a little bit of french; his mom made him learn. also knows a few french songs because of this

• bisexual but battles with it a lot

• really appreciates his teammates and conciders all of them—except for maybe spy—to be his best friends

• terrified of medical procedures and terrible at hiding it

soldier

• brightest blue eyes you've ever seen

• wears underwear with the pattern of the american flag on them

• doesn't know it's not normal to have gay thoughts. literally would kiss a man sloppy style and then not understand why everyones looking at him. probably straight, but makes exceptions

• has had his hands cut off at least five times before. it's getting concerning at this point

pryo

• uses asl with their team and teaches those who don't know. they'll still use muffled sounds to communicate though

• has no gender actually. not trans, not cis, but a secret third thing

• aroace! latches so strongly onto platonic relationships though its actually insane

• attends bonfires with enigneer sometimes

• has a pair of onsie pajamas that they wear over their suit to bed at night

heavy

• is definitely in love with medic, no doubts to be had

• has a PHD in russian literature! a very smart fella, he just has trouble speaking his mind in english

• gay. so so gay. mlm all day

• the only merc to regularly check out books from teuforts library sans soldier. although he doesn't really check out books, he just yells at the librarian for not carrying sun tzu's the art of war

• sings little songs to sasha in russian

demomam

• has scars all over his chest from an accident with a grenade he had as a kid

• sends lots of post cards and souvenirs to his mom when he's on the job. he really loves her

• actually used to style his hair in dreads when he was a little bit younger, but just doesn't have time to do much with his hair anymore

• so casually bisexual; especially considering it's the sixties and seventies. takes interest in both men and women

• best friends with both his and the other teams soldier!

sniper

• his camper is such a mess all of the time. only ever cleans if he knows someone's going to be visiting, and even then there's a few stray piss bottles laying around

• plays poker & other card games with scout all the time. when they can't bet money, they'll end up using other things to play, like bullets or stray snacks

• thinks he likes both men and women. tries not to dwell on it too much since he gets anxious about it, but at the end of the day can't deny that he finds men attractive as well

• has a mug that says world's number one best sniper that miss pauling got him

engineer

• shortest mercenary r.i.p

• parental figure to pyro

• one of the only good cooks at the base. often ends up making dinner for everyone even if it's someone else's turn to cook that night

• has a prosthetic arm that he built from scratch & spends a lot of his time adding to/upgrading

• probably straight, but the biggest ally you'd ever meet

spy

• genderfluid. has a few lady disguises he's had to use before, and is just as comfortable in them as any other one of his disguises. definitely had gay sex with scouts mom before

• reverts to straight french when he gets irritated or upset

• heavily bisexual and very open about it with any of his partners. a man/womanizer

• the only merc with a sense of fashion to be frank. have you seen everyone else. soldier thinks being naked and covered in honey is the epitome of fashion for fucks sake

medic

• probably knows more about the medical field than any other doctor at the time. is actively dropping some medical talk & procedures that won't even be invented until a few decades later. he's fun like that

• owns one pair of regular clothes. everything else is lab coats and black pants. maybe a turtleneck or two if you're lucky

• super mega über gay for heavy. see what i did there

• also, i'd like to headcanon that he needs glasses because he's nearsighted of all things. it makes performing surgery hard without them

[my-hobby-is-finding-the-source]

kissing you on the mouth sloppy style in appreciation

I appreciate all the wet smooches, but where are the delicate pecks? The gentle caresses? The tender nuzzling, even?

C'mon, don't be shy.

[kankuroplease]

hello. Tis I, Val.

I’m bored and my lil Sis dared me to text three random people I follow to play would you rather with me.

so

would you rather,

DATE ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE OCS OR MAKE OUT SLOPPY STYLE WITH KANKURŌ

(Ok I’m going to go kms now, bye)

My OCs can shut up and sit down, someone else will smooch them. It’s Kankuro and smudged paint for me

[ryuichirou]

Ohh!!!! I'd love to know your thoughts on what each character's favorite kissing style is :) Long and slow, sloppy, clean, short and sweet, quick rapidfire kisses, teething at the lips, kissing as much and as often as possible, or only giving a kiss as a special reward.... Whatever comes to mind ^^ ❤️

Anon!! This is another ask that got us very excited even though it took this long to actually reply lol, but I really like this type of asks, because it makes us think about everyone.

One thing that I would like to note is that when I look at the cast, I feel like quite a lot of them don’t have much/any experience with kissing, and would probably be bad at it. With that in mind, I kind of ended up roasting a lot of the boys lol I’m sorry. I hope it’ll still be a fun read~

Without further ado, let’s talk about how bad these boys are at kissing, and what kind of kissing style they prefer, if any.

Riddle is one of the worst kissers in the entire cast. He has read tons of literature about the topic, a lot of articles and books, but as you can imagine, none of that translates into actual real life kissing. If I was to describe his kissing style, it would be “surprisingly eager, but also anxious at the same time”. But he tries his best!

Ace and Deuce are also both horrible kissers. One would assume that Ace would be alright at it because he actually used to have a girlfriend at some point, but he only kissed her like once and then decided that he just didn’t like kissing. The plot twist was that he didn’t like kissing girls. Regardless, he is still bad at it.

And Deuce is sliiiightly better because he has more experience because of his bad boy past, but these two kissing is painful… it looks painful for these two (are you guys kissing or fighting?) and it is painful for anyone who watches them. So their kissing style is somewhat aggressive, even though Deuce doesn’t mind soft kisses.

Trey is the type of person who would say that he is actually terrible at kissing because he has no experience, but suddenly ends up being an amazing kisser. He is also very nice to kiss because of his dental hygiene and attention to his lover’s gums and teeth. He is gentle and caressing. And annoying; what do you mean “I’m bad at it”?? Fuck you, Trey-

Cater is actually a good kisser. He has some experience, but his problem is that he never really feels anything when he gets to kiss someone. But he also doesn’t mind kissing anyone he finds attractive or fun to kiss, hence the experience: he’s going to be out of town soon anyway, so who cares. Cater’s entire thing is way too depressing I’m sorry… But technique-wise he is probably quite versatile and doesn’t have a favourite style.

Leona is also a good and experienced kisser. He seems aggressive, but he is usually provoking, as if poking a person he kisses to make them do all the work for him. I should also mention that all the Savanaclaw boys sometimes lick their lovers’ cheeks and lips, and this counts as kissing too.

Ruggie is an amazing kisser, because he used to take money for that.  Savanaclaw is full of horny virgins who want to get their first kiss or to get better at kissing, and Ruggie doesn’t mind smooching anyone for a good price. He also probably doesn’t have a favourite kissing style, but that’s because he ties kissing and business so closely together: he’s yet to meet anyone who he would genuinely want to kiss for free/without any type of gain.

Jack has never kissed before, so he doesn’t have a favourite kissing style… but if he did, it would probably be both animalistic and gentle; he would actually lick and bite his partner a lot.

Azul is very bad at kissing, he is actually quite similar to Riddle (he did his research too…), but sliiiiightly better. He isn’t all that interested in kissing, because he sees no point in it, but if there was some gain in it for him or if he was provoked, he could spend an entire week learning how to kiss just to prove a point. He doesn’t have a favourite kissing style, but whenever he kisses, it feels like his goal is to dominate his partner. Or to suck their tongue out of their mouth idk.

Jade has never been asked to kiss someone :( If you talked to him about it, he would make it seem like he is very upset and self-conscious about it. But in reality he doesn’t really care: just like Azul, he isn’t really interested in kissing. I think his kisses would be suffocating, I don’t know how to explain it though…

Floyd kisses a lot. Floyd kisses a lot and Floyd is one hell of a messy kisser. There is a lot of tongue, teeth and saliva (sometimes even fingers) involved whenever Floyd kisses a person. People usually assume that this is just how merpeople kiss, but if you ask another merperson, they would say “uhhhhhh no???”; no one knows why Floyd is the way he is… The plot twist is that Floyd is actually a very good kisser. He can kiss a person without biting their tongue off, he can even be pleasantly gentle. He just doesn’t want to, this is why his kissing style is uhhh UNIQUE I guess.

Also, Floyd probably has the biggest kiss-count when it comes to specifically kissing other NRC students: the boy is a kissing machine when he is in the mood.

Jamil is an amazing kisser. It’s a mystery why he is such an amazing kisser; does he have a lot of experience?? Who knows. He is passionate, hot, slow, but also teasing: Jamil clearly knows what he’s doing whenever he kisses a person.

Kalim is a horrible kisser with 0 experience, but he is very eager to learn. He’s going to ask Jamil to teach him, and after ~6 hours of kissing he would go “ah-ha-ha, I still don’t know how to kiss! Sorry, Jamil! But it felt really good!” with Jamil in agony because his mouth hurts after Kalim’s passionate attacks on his tongue and cheeks…

Vil is quite a good kisser, he has practiced a lot. He is affectionate and teasing when he is in the right mood, but he usually isn’t a fan of kissing. Mostly because a lot of times it doesn’t happen at the right time + ruins his makeup. He also isn’t a fan of kissing roles, because whenever he has to kiss someone on-screen or on-stage, everyone makes too big of a deal out of it and goes completely batshit crazy on twitter.

Rook is such a great kisser it’s actually scary. When they shared their first kiss, Vil was absolutely certain that Rook is going to be bad at it, act all barbarian-like and maybe bite his face off, but for some reason Rook has this stupidly amazing talent for kissing. I don’t know how exactly to describe his kissing style, but he just knows all the right spots to touch and all the right ways to angle his face to make the kiss deeper and more pleasant. This doesn’t mean that he can’t be aggressive or a little bit feral, mind you.

Epel is also one of the worst kissers out of the cast: he doesn’t have much experience being around other kids his age, so this whole kissing business is like another language for him. But if someone was to talk to him about it, he would flex so hard as if his life fucking depends on it lol He also tries to be as aggressive and passionate as possible whenever he kisses. For some reason, he gets into harder=better mentality, maybe out of his own insecurities. Epel has so much to learn…

Idia also has zero experience, obviously. But he also doesn’t really want to experience kissing, partially because he doesn’t see any reason to, partially because of his insecurities. If anyone was to try to kiss Idia, Idia would protest by rationalizing and naming all the reasons why it is a bad idea. He’ll name such reasons as “have you seen my teeth? Yes, exactly”, something of this sort. Stuff that doesn’t necessarily sound like “I am a loser and I am terrified of embarrassing myself”, but instead sounds like “this is a horrible idea; you aren’t really smart, I guess”. But if he was to kiss with someone, he would probably just freeze with his mouth open… he really needs someone to guide him, otherwise it won’t work.

Ortho is actually very good at kissing! You wouldn’t believe that this is his first kiss. He would get prepared for it by reading all the articles and books and watching all the movies, but his result would be much more impressive than Riddle’s and Azul’s. Maybe it’s because he analyzes the information and applies it to himself differently… but yeah, he’s downloading a library of kissing styles as we speak. And he is eager to try all of them!

Sebek is horrible at kissing… He doesn’t know what to do, he doesn’t understand how to make it pleasant or not wet, but if the person he’s kissing is Worthy (and if he is kissing them, they usually are, unless it’s Idia…), he’ll try his best. Like a very eager, but aggressive puppy. Similarly to Riddle, he is both eager and anxious, but more aggressive. He also bites a lot…

Silver is quite experienced and overall pretty good at kissing. He isn’t aggressive at all, he doesn’t drool too much, he knows that he’s doing even when he’s feeling sleepy; it’s like muscle memory. His kissing style is sweet, soft and nice. I would describe him as gentle and princely.

Lilia, however, pretty much assaults every mouth he kisses. He used to pretty bad at kissing, but at this point in his life has gotten amazingly good (I guess this is what sleeping around and being a war criminal does to a person). But he still prefers to get aggressive, overwhelming and greedy. It’s very weird, when you consider that his own mouth is small and cute, but I guess looks can be deceiving.

Malleus is, and I’m sorry for saying that, quite underwhelming. He is flirty, teasing and provoking, but after all this build-up, when a person actually gets to kiss him, it almost feels… lame? But it’s not like he is bad, it’s just that because of all the flirting the contrast hits harder, I guess. He never gets a chance to kiss, okay? He’ll get better after he gets more kisses. But similarly to Idia, I feel like he needs someone to guide him.

[judasgot-it]

literally I’ve been checking your profile every day cause I really love your work :c hope you’re doing alright ^^

could i request headcanons of make out sessions with tecchou?

i haven't done headcannons in a while, also I got this ask almost a year ago but if you're still checking this account I am somehow still alive! The Tecchou brainrot is still going strong amen

Headcannons: How he kisses you + when its sloppy style (slight nsfw warning)

Tecchou's kisses are between the best thing either or a nuisance - he has impeccable timing though, that's for sure.

Kisses you while you have your hands full, or kisses you while you are absolutely disgusting - he doesn't care sometimes, he just wants a smooch

Once he kissed you while you were covered head to toe in dirt and grime from a mission. Full on open mouth kissed you despite how much you needed a shower. He really just doesn't care sometimes

Will always try to greet you with a small kiss on the cheek or a peck on the lips.

Please kiss him back it has him weak in the knees.

Pulling him in by his belt is one of his favorite things

Usually has a hand on you somewhere whenever he kisses you

It's casual, but he has a tendency to let it wander whenever he thinks you're both alone

Definitely is shoving it up your shirt or is grabbing your ass - if you're alone can you really blame him?

If there's a big height difference he's def guiding you around, cause dude does not want to end up with neck and back pain

Will straight up hold you in his arms so he doesn't have to bend over; if he's kissing you longer than 10 seconds, he's just holding you

Manhandles you a little bit. He's a gentleman but like dude is strong as hell, he probably does it without thinking

Has caused you a few minor bruises because of this. He is deeply apologetic each time

Somehow always loses his shirt(?)

Sticks between being conservative and sloppy with his kisses, really depends

When he's really in the mood, man has no problem trying to shove his tongue down your throat

He will make you taste what he had to eat that day, even if it means holding you down on his desk and making you lick it off of him

Every day it's something different, it's fun to guess at this point

I think he's the sloppy kind of guy, like afterward you'll feel like you were drooled on

Pray he didn't eat anything spicy cause he probably is leaving that taste everywhere...

Isn't the noisy type of guy, although I think he asks a lot of questions - he wants to know if you're okay and he can't really read your mind

Puts you two in some weird ass yoga positions - Tecchou is the nerd who's into couples yoga but like in an extreme way

Like you're making out in a hallway and bro is doing the splits for no goddamn reason

Bro will be the guy to do pushups on top of his partner willingly because he needs to get that workout in throughout his day

once you told him to say your name during them, and he didn't realize until push-up 21 why your face was so red

might have been the only time he stuttered in front of you

kisses between each pushup, does not break his streak, however - he needs to get his workout done so you're going to have to deal with it

Quality time (i guess?)

Either completely silent or says some corny shit like 'I love you' and compliments you. No in-between with him

Idk how good these are, sex is literally the funniest thing to me like i cannot take that shit seriously

[invisibleraven]

"Text me when you get home safely." for the Greater Polyphantoms Polycule

Kayla really couldn’t believe her luck, getting to sit in on a real live Julie and the Phantoms band practice. Sure she and Julie had become friendly after Carrie got over herself and declared her cool again, but still! They were a real band with a real contract for a real label to make at least three albums once they graduated.

Plus Kayla was not so secretly a fan of them-their music was so her style, and Julie had even asked her if she wanted to choreograph something for a music video!

Also she might have the tiniest teensiest crush on Julie. And Julie’s bassist Reggie. And well, Carrie isn’t someone Kayla would kick out of bed. Regardless, she was never going to act on any of those feelings, since Julie was dating Luke and she knew Carrie and Reggie had gone on more than a few dates.

So Kayla was just going to bury her feelings, groove to some great bops, then go eat her feelings with a pint of Chunky Monkey.

Only when band practice was over, Julie invited her to stay for their homework session. And Kayla wasn’t about to turn down math help from Reggie or history help from Alex. She gave them help with Civics and Biology in return anyways.

“Shoot,” Luke said, glancing at his phone. “Mom says I gotta get home, horrid Aunt Bertha is coming over and she needs reinforcements.”

Kayla noted how everyone winced at the name and wondered if she would get some stories later about the infamous Bertha.

“Text me when you get home safely, okay?” Julie requested. “No wheelies on your bike this time.”

“Sure thing boss,” Luke said with a grin, ruffling the back of his hair making Kayla get a good view of a nasty gash on his arm, presumably from his last wheelie. He leaned in and gave Julie a sweet kiss goodbye, which didn’t make Kayla’s inside shrivel, not at all.

Only then Luke went over and planted a sloppy kiss to Reggie’s mouth as well. “Mario Kart later?”

“Carlos and I are gonna kick your butt!” Reggie replied, “Jules you in?”

Julie went over and snuggled into Reggie’s side, pressing a kiss to the hinge of his jaw. “As long as you don’t whine when I beat you.”

“Never,” Reggie replied, nuzzling their noses. Kayla’s eyes flew to Carrie, who was just shaking her head fondly. And Luke…

Luke was giving sweet kisses to Alex, then Willie. A kiss to the cheek for Flynn, who returned it and he pressed a kiss to Carrie’s forehead and she rolled her eyes at him and then pulled him in for a proper smooch.

He approached Kayla then, and froze. “I was just gonna go in for a kiss, sorry!”

“Wh-what is happening here?” Kayla demanded.

The group exchanged glances, and it was finally Julie who spoke up. “Oh, we’re kinda all together?”

“All of you?”

“Well Willie and I are only with the guys, obviously,” Alex replied.

“And the only guy I like romantically is Reggie,” Flynn added. “But Carrie, Julie, and I are all together.”

“How does that even work?” Kayla asked, more curious than judgemental.

That’s when Flynn pulled out her very nice looking relationship flow chart, explaining it. Also dragging Alex and Reggie for their initial awful attempts at making the chart.

“Wow,” Kayla said finally. “That sounds so complicated but cool.”

“And there’s always room for more,” Reggie said with an eyebrow waggle.

“Way to keep it classy Reginald,” Alex groaned with a face palm.

Julie shook her head fondly then faced Kayla. “What Reggie is trying to say is that he likes you as well. So do I. So if you’re okay with it…”

“So cool!” Kayla exclaimed.

“So can I kiss you before I go?” Luke asked.

“I don’t think you’re my type,” Kayla replied. “But why not try and see?”

Turns out that Luke was a pretty good kisser, and Kayla had to re-evaluate what her type was-and now she had a pile of partners to help her figure it out.

Pretty good end to band practice in her mind. And she couldn’t wait until the next one!

[aokozaki]

A key part of tragedy is desperately wishing it'll turn out better when you reread it. And good lord we need to see Kanbaru and Rouka smooch it sloppy style this time.

[gumballavocadoharry]

Harry and River;

Unwelcomed:

Today I was excited. No, beyond excited, I was ecstatic that I was going to be a volunteer art teacher for the day at River's preschool. I didn't tell him because I wanted to surprise him. I packed a sweet note in his lunchbox today along with a yummy cupcake and his favorite sandwich and a capri sun juice pouch.

River had noticed, I packed extra things in the trunk the night before and questioned me on it. "Well, I'm going somewhere very special." I said with a big smile on my face. River became excited too. He started jumping up and down asking me what the surprise was.

"It wouldn't be a surprise if I told would it?" River thought for a moment before nodding. I rubbed his head and took him upstairs for bed. "You're gonna love it! I'll give you a hint...what's something you always wished would happen while you're at school?"

"A giant dinosaur comes and plays with us!" I looked slightly disappointed.

"You'll see." I tucked him in and placed a soundly smooch on his forehead. "See you in the morning sweetie." "Goodnight daddy."

The next morning, I fixed River cereal with toast and orange juice and then got everything ready for his day at school.

Once we pulled up in the parking deck, I saw River off as he was walking inside. Then once he was out of sight, I went into the trunk and pulled out the easels and paint palettes in the two big bags along with some other painting supplies.

I went in through the back door and set up the equipment in the art room. I could hear the teacher in the other room getting ready to introduce me. I started to get butterflies in my tummy as the time was getting closer. "River is going to be so happy to see me." I said to myself.

"Okay class, this is Mr. Styles. He's going to be our art teacher for today." I looked over to see River surprised. I smiled even harder. The teacher left and I took the kids into the art room. " Hello everyone. I'm your teacher for today and we're gonna have fun. Some of you may have seen me around because I'm rivie's daddy!"

River looked aghast after I said that and a couple of kids started laughing and looking at him. I didn't even realize I used his nickname until I had already said it. I handed everyone a bunch of different color paints and their own paintbrushes with paint palettes.

"Alright kids, Today I want you to paint anything you want and go crazy and have fun!" I set up easels for everyone and turned on some relaxing music to set the mood. "If you guys need anything, I'm right here at my desk."

I went over to River's easel and gave him a big bear hug and a sloppy loud kiss on his cheek that echoed through the room. "Oh my little teddy bear. I bet you're surprised to see me aren't you?" Before River could respond, I saw I had left a bit of saliva on his cheek.

"Oops, I got a little spit all over your cheek. Here let me clean that off." I said softly before cupping his face into my hand and using my thumb as a tissue and wiping his face. "There all clean."

River looked down shamefully with a crooked smile across his face. "What's wrong? Is it your tummy?" I gently put my hand over his tummy to feel for anything. By habit I picked him up and held him up to me so I could see him. "Hm? Do you have to go potty?"

"Dadaaddy!" River said quietly. I set him back down. "Okay, but let me know if anything's wrong." I kissed his nose and went back to my desk.

Later on at recess, I sat in the teacher's lounge eating my lunch while the kids played outside. The cafeteria was where I walked around making sure the kids ate nicely. I was anxious to see if River read the note I put in his lunch. He did along with the rest of the table as they were snickering. It didn't hit me that maybe River didn't really need the extra love in his lunchbox.

All the note said was: I made this lunch with extra love for my little baby boo boo bear.

Eat up! Love daddy!

I just thought River would enjoy such affection from his daddy. The cheers and laughter of children playing was invigorating to say the least. But it wasn't until a loud thud and a cry was heard, that I abruptly sat up and rushed outside. From there I saw my little River rubbing his forehead, while laying on the ground sniffling.

I didn't think twice and just dashed over, instantly picking him up and wrapping him in my arms and suffocated him in kisses. "It's okay, daddy's here. Is your head all better? or do you need more kissies?" I said in a baby voice. I wasn't even paying attention to the other kids staring and watching the whole scene and I was still tightly hugging River in my arms like a toddler clinging to their teddy bear.

River was looking down, face red from embarrassment, but did I get the memo? Nope.

Instead, I pressed another soundly kiss to his already blushing cheek and smiled softly at him, completely protective of the little boy in my arms. Ring! The bell rang and it was time for everyone to go back to class. I took River's hand inside and led him to his classroom. "I'll be here if you need anything, okay pumpkin?" I whispered before letting him go.

He nodded and went back to his homeroom class. I went back into the art room and cleaned up the rest of the art supplies before putting it inside the trunk of my car. I went back inside the school and popped my head inside River's homeroom class to see how he was getting on. "Daddy's boy!" The children chanted. River's face blooming bright firetruck red, head buried over his desk with splotches of tears dripping down like rain drops.

My heart sank in my stomach. A spiky lump caught my breath while I leaned against the pane of the door. What have I done? I thought. I guess my excitement caught the better of me and I didn't have social awareness to River's feelings. After school, River ran to the car before anyone could tease him. I was tongue tied on what to say so I figured the best route was to apologize.

"I'm sorry for accidentally embarrassing you, baby. Daddy was just so happy to see you that he didn't realize that....you're a big boy now and that daddy doesn't need to give you huggies or kissies in public anymore." River looked down. "Yeah," he glanced towards the window. "At home it's okay....at school or in front of my friends... just a high five maybe."

"I think a high five could suffice." And with that, we drove home.

[gayleafpool]

sloppy kiss. NOW. since you're too much of a coward to ask 🙄

COWARD? slams u against the wall. my werewolf powers activate. we smooch sloppy style but i accidentally eat you. that’s right we’re doing vore at gayleafpool.com now

[daemonhxckergrrl]

looking down my discord dms list and it's

crush, maybe future girlfriend

friend, would make out sloppy style

crush, maybe future girlfriend

my girlfriend ^w^ you're everything 💜

friend, crush, maybe future girlfriend

friend, would make out sloppy style

friend, cute pet, would smooch gently

friend, mono, taken, but ily (platonic)

friend, crush (haven't told them), also ily and owe you so much

new friend :3 yaayyy !! will talk to you now i'm not sick

not beating the polyam dykefag allegations any time soon d:

[greenflamethegf]

Mwah smooch kiss sloppy style smooch slurp mwah kiss

*kiss kiss smooth smooth* thank you dear, very lovely