#Simon Holmes

[dash-x]

Eerie, Indiana — "No Brain, No Pain"

[nero-neptune]

yeah, but to where???

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

Eerie Indiana s1e15: No Brain, No Pain (1992)

[literalnonsense]

Simon gets a date:

Date: Hi, is Simon here? We have a date tonight?

Janet: Before you can see my small gay son you must answer some questions.

Date: …Okay?

*hours later* Melanie: Now, what did you put for number 180?

Date: C. Lure the space tiger away from Simon using pork chops.

Janet: Interesting choice…

[skyriderwednesday]

Holmes, raising his eyebrows: Try condescending to me, bitch.

[softestqueeen]

✧*̥˚ fic recs *̥˚✧

here are some of my favourite fics! here are all of the fics i regularly re-read and go back to!

i will be updating this list as i go!

if you see your works here and want them removed, please reach out to me!

disclaimer: they are ALL x reader *heavy sigh*

last update: 30/03/24

✧*̥˚ marvel/mcu *̥˚✧

loki laufeyson

burning words by @lokiprompts (angst/fluff)

the ceremony by @smolvenger (smut)

i want you by @lokigodofmyheart (angsty fluff)

statues by @sassypossumm (fluff)

enchanted by @fqreverwinter (fluff)

bucky barnes

breeding kink blurb by @buckyalpine (smut)

pick me by @buckyalpine (angst & hurt/comfort; fluff)

drabble by @buckyalpine (smut)

wanda maximoff

good morning ࿏ wm by @themidnightcrimson (smut)

natasha romanoff

one for the road by @elaci (fluff/smutty)

stephen strange

my doctor by @withalittlehoney (fluff)

good girl by @futureplayboibunnie (smut)

his medicine by @ironstrange1991 (fluff/smut)

bucky barnes & steve rogers

accidents happen by @myfictionaldreams (fluff, smut, hurt/comfort)

adventures of amy series by @girlygirl14534

miguel o'hara

all brawn by @luvrxbunny (smut)

hot and bothered by @spiderlyla (fluffy smut)

bruce banner

cuddles are the cure by @late-to-the-party-81 (fluff/comfort)

steve rogers

tomorrow by @writtenfangirl (fluff)

✧*̥˚ bbc sherlock *̥˚✧

sherlock holmes

sidewalks of london by @french-vanilla-in-the-clouds (fluff)

the london eye by @french-vanilla-in-the-clouds (fluff)

hold me by @fallingforunrealisticromance (fluff)

brother dearest by @starks-hero (fluff)

a single touch by @bakerstreethound (smut)

safe in your arms by @classickook (fluff)

too good to be true by @teigo-the-explorer (fluff)

let the light in by @starssaroundmyscarssblog (fluff)

dear jealousy by @french-vanilla-in-the-clouds (fluff)

a case of mistletoe and presents by @bakerstreethound (smutty)

✧*̥˚ call of duty *̥˚✧

könig

sugar daddy!könig by @yawnderu (smut)

simon "ghost" riley

soft-tummy simon riley by @lovelyghst (fluff)

pornstar!Ghost by @shotmrmiller (smut)

drabble by @xiamentshoneypot (fluff)

✧*̥˚ actors/actresses*̥˚✧

tom hiddleston

in too deep by @thefaefiction (smut)

✧*̥˚ authors*̥˚✧

here are some of the authors i love to read and i always go back to!

@ironstrange1991 (stephen strange) her masterlist

@buckyalpine (bucky barnes) her masterlist

@luvrxbunny (bucky barnes, miguel o'hara, moon knight, joel miller) her masterlist

@fettuccin-e (oscar isaac & pedro pascal characters) her masterlist

@bakerstreethound (sherlock holmes) their masterlist

@withalittlehoney (stephen strange) her masterlist

@melodygatesauthor (moon knight & miguel o'hara) her masterlist

[cluzi]

I spent some time this strange summer getting to know the character of Patrick Jane for the first time ever. I've always been an avid TV series consumer, but I came across The Mentalist late in my life, and it happened totally by accident. It was immediately clear to me this was another Sherlock Holmes adaption but I never disdain this type of character, so I jumped in.

It was quite a surprise, though, to discover HOW unpredictable Patrick Jane is. Similar to a sociopath, cold and brash as a stalactite, yet grateful for everything in the natural landscape, in love with the sun as if he were a lizard, almost brought to tears by a gentle ocean breeze or the perfection of a cup of tea, or a cruel word, or a pair of hand-sewn socks? Wow??

I have some reservations about most of the storylines, I consider them a bit weak from a narrative point of view and sometimes a bit cringe due to problematic elements typical of the last decade (context, I know), in seven seasons there are few episodes that i truly enjoyed from start to finish. The season 6 finale, for example? DEFINITELY ENJOYED. it was hilarious and tender and profound, I think it's one of the episodes I would immediately think of, if I had to describe this character and its whole arc.

That said, relationship-wise, this TV show is a MASTERCLASS in slow burn romance!! And the way they handled Jane and Lisbon's new relationship left me completely satisfied, with this unbalanced man who starts gently saying "let me find the right words to apologize to you" and faces this new situation with bravery and grace and openness. Wow!

[duusheen]

As soon as the sun set, the house filled with people. Everyone was taking pictures with the birthday girl and having a good time

[eggcompany]

I’d eat that little European queer like a fruit snack

[gmzriver]

Rachel McAdams as Barbara Simon in "Are You There God ? It's Me, Margaret" icons.

like if you save or use

[captainjackscoat]

Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me? is such a fanfiction song anyway here are my WAOLOM characters

Thirteenth Doctor from Doctor Who

Henry Fox from Red White and Royal Blue

Annabeth Chase from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Wanda Maximoff from MARVEL

Regulus Black from Harry Potter fanfiction (JKR disgusts me and her version of him also disgusts me so as far as I'm concerned, the version of him I know is the fans' version)

Remus Lupin from All The Young Dudes (again, JKR disgusts me)

Nico di Angelo from Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Loki from MARVEL

Aziraphale from Good Omens

Crowley from Good Omens

Beatrice Fox from Red White and Royal Blue

Edward Teach from Our Flag Means Death

Sherlock Holmes from BBC Sherlock

Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who

Clara Oswald from Doctor Who

Alex Claremont-Diaz from Red White and Royal Blue

Tori Spring from Solitaire

Simon Snow from Carry On

Juliette Ferrars from Shatter Me

Kenji Kishimoto from Shatter Me

Jack Harkness from Doctor Who

[editfandom]

Barbara Simon - Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret., 2023

[quentinfiletmignon]

A little throwback to Sunday...

BONUS:

This absolute gem of a photo. When Quentin was skiing past me before the race, I screamed "Good luck, Quentin!". He looked at me and when he saw the ALLEZ QUENTIN sign I was holding, he smiled at me 🥹 And I just found out yesterday that I captured the very moment on a photo 😳

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

Eerie, Indiana S1e8: Dead Letter (1991)

[johahavenumbers]

What the heck Arthur

Ok, so I am reading The Nobel Bachelor, and i can't help but notice that sherlock says one of his last clients was "The king of Scandinavia", and what the hell is that supposed to mean. Scandinavia is the collection of the 3 Nordic countries Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, all of whom are their own monarchs. To explain this king that definitely does not exist, I have come up with 3 possible possibilities.

Sherlock got scammed (let be honest, not likely)

Sir. Arthur Conan Doyle messes up his facts (This is probably what happened)

Sherlock is messing with Lord St. Simon (Definitely the funniest answer)

So, What do you think?

[oatmeel]

first thing ive drawn in weeks 💔💔💔

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