#Source: Bill and Ted

[wallapology]

Master: Man, you fell hard for a human.

Doctor: Shut up, Kos.

Master: And now you lost her to another dimension!

Doctor: Shut UP, Kos.

Master: Remember when you abandoned me and said I was being a wet blanket about it?

Doctor: SHUT UP, KOS!

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

100% Totally legit spoilers for Sonic 3, I swear

Shadow: Wake the fuck up, doctor. We've got a world to burn.

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Shadow, addressing Sonic, Tails and Knuckles after telling them his plan: Now, you can either join me against humanity, or you can DIE SCREAMING ALONGSIDE THEM!

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*Shadow is being hunted by Tails*

Shadow: Strange things are afoot in the Circle K.

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Shadow: What were you expecting?

Sonic: I dunno?! A happier ending? For everyone involved?!

Shadow: Here? For folks like us? Wrong world. Wrong people.

[bitbc-incorrect-quotes-archive]

Huckleberry Pie: Blueberry, I just have one question for you.

Blueberry Muffin: What is it, Huck?

Huckleberry Pie: What color is an orange?

Blueberry Muffin: Huck, you silly berry, its color is the same as its name. 

Blueberry Muffin: Just like a lemon.

[incorrectdnb]

Banjex: Upheaval, I just have one question for you.

Upheaval Bambi: What is it, Banjex?

Banjex: What color is an orange?

Upheaval Bambi: Banjex, you bonehead, its color is the same as its name. 

Upheaval Bambi: Just like a lemon.

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Charlotte: could you tell them to stop yelling at the football game?

Emma: football? they're watching last night's bakeoff.

Ted: look at that sponge!

Bill: that's rubbish!

Paul: temper your chocolate!

[incorrect-losers]

*Eddie hearing about Richie and Bill’s fight*

Eddie: What did you do?

Richie: What do you think I did?

Eddie: Punched him? Headbutted him?

Richie: Keep going

Eddie: Did you murder him?

Richie: No. Worse. I fucking forgave him. It’s disgusting, isn’t it?

[incorrectccrp]

Bill: (actively bleeding out as Paul and Ted try to carry him to safety) Make sure you're lifting me with your knees and not your back

[incorrect-sk-universe]

Sylvia: What I really want, honestly Ken, is for you to know it, so you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, to whomever-

Mr Davidson: Huh, OK.

Sylvia: What?

Mr Davidson: It's whoever, not whomever.

Sylvia: No, it's whomever.

Mr Davidson: No, whomever is never actually right.

Paul: No, sometimes it's right.

Ted: Mr Davidson is right, it's a made-up word used to trick students.

Bill: Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.

Charlotte: Obviously, it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.

Melissa: I know what's right but I'm not gonna say because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.

Sylvia: Do you really know which one is correct?

Melissa: I don't know.

Paul: It's 'whom' when it's the object of the sentence and 'who' when it's the subject.

Charlotte: That sounds right.

Mr Davidson: Well, it sounds right, but is it?

Bill: How did Mr Davidson use it? As an object?

Mr Davison: As an object.

Melissa: Ted used me as an object.

Bill: Is he right about that?

Paul: How did he use it again?

Freddie: It was- Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-

Mr Davidson: Thank you.

Freddie: - to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object, which is the correct usage of the word.

Mr Davidson: No-one, uh, asked you anything ever. So whomever's name is Freddie, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it into your skull?

Sylvia: Hey, this doesn't matter, and I don't even care.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

JAKE: You know roxy i have just one question for you!

ROXY: whag is it jakey?

JAKE: What color is an orange?

ROXY: oh jakey ya bonehead, ist color is the same as its name lmao

ROXY: just like a lemon :)

[its-stimsca]

Not sure if youre into lost/unidentified media type of internet mysteries, but if you are, could you make a board with your favourite/what is in your opinion the most compelling case of lost/unidentified media? It would be cool to see i think

Not quite sure if this counts since I’m pretty sure only a few episodes of the show are lost, but the streamer Socpens does VHS viewings nights every once in a while and one time he did this one kids show from the 50s in Britain called Bill and Ben Flowerpot Men- the stream was actually SO fucking funny and lives rent free it my head

🪴 🌻 🪴 / 🌻 🪴 🌻 / 🪴 🌻 🪴

[wallapology]

Tumblr Theorizers: Now your need to right the wrongs you committed on your best friend as children has given you a tendency to put others’ needs and the well being of the universe over yourself to satisfy your ego, but your inability to confront those issues forces you to constantly be “on the run” so you can’t truly make any furfilling connections with the ones you love. Or something like that.

Theta: *sitting up from chair* … Whoa.

Tumblr Theorizers: *Gesturing to Koschei* And you?

Koschei: … Nah, I’m good. I just have PTSD and an inferiority complex.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Bolo: I just have one question.

Rottytops: What is it, Bolo?

Bolo: What color is an orange?

Rottytops: Bolo, you mophead! The color is the same as its name! Just like a lemon.

[im-not-a-l0ser]

Ted: Hey, I'm one of Bill Woodwards's emergency contacts. Nurse: Are you here to pick him up? Ted: No, no, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

[cursed-princess-club]

Lance: Lorena,,, I just have one question for you.

Lorena: What is it, Lance?

Lance: What color is an orange??

Lorena: Lance, you bonehead! Its color is the same as its name!!

Lorena: Just like a lemon :)

[incorrecthatchetfield]

Ted, looking through Charlotte's purse: Hey? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Bill: It's like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it

Ted: Ah, okay

Ted: Then this is definitely a gun

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Bill, you have to try this crab

Bill: No, I’m fine

Eddie: Just on bite. It’s so delicious

Bill: I’m fine, I got my own food

Eddie: Just a baby bite

Bill: I don’t want any

Eddie: Just try just one bite

Bill *louder*: Jesus Christ Eddie! Why is it always so important that I have some of what you wanted?

Eddie: I want you to have some of this because I think you’ll like it

Bill *shouting*: If I wanted the goddamn crab I would’ve ordered the goddamn crab

Eddie: But in the car on the way home I can say “wasn’t it good?”

Bill: For god’s sake alright alright

Bill: *grabs a forkful of crab*

Bill: Oh god dammit! God dammit that’s better than what I ordered!

Eddie: You see? I knew you’d like it!

Bill: Yeahhh

Eddie: I can’t wait to talk about it later. I wish we were in the car right now