#Source: Easy A

[schnitzelsemmerl]

(Teenage) Hamilton: im never gonna go through puberty :(

Martha Washington: oh darling no ofc you will!! We're just a family of late bloomers, trust me you'll be fine <3

Hamilton: But I'm adopted :((

Washington: (from the other room) WHAT

Washington: WHO TOLD YOU

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. No judgment, but you kind of look like a stripper.

Kate: Clint!

Laura: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Shepard: You'll do fine, Grunt. We're a family of survivors, it's in our blood.

Grunt: Why would that matter? I'm adopted.

Garrus: WHAT?! Spirits, who told you?!

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Gil: I'd take a bullet for you, you know that. Right between the eyes. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say!

Malcolm: That's not necessary, Gil. But that is comforting.

[willsonlmt]

High-school au!

Yang and Blake on a hill just relaxing on yangs car hood listening to music.

Yang: So how was detention.

Blake: Meh, it was okay, Sun and i cleaned up the tennis court and then the washrooms. So it was menial labour.

Yang: isn't that the volleyball player that shows his abbs alot.

Blake: Yup

Blakes phone starts to ring.

Blake answering the phone: Speak of the devil i was just talking about you with yang.

Sun over the phone : who?

Blake: You know Yang. Perpetually angry, bad puns, bt.

Yang: Wait, what does bt mean? Hello whats dose bt mean?

Blake: Okay, I'll see you later. *hangs up the phone*

Yang: What does bt mean? Beautiful and talented, bodacious and and tenacious ?

Blake: Big tits.

Yang: That's my identifier. Yes! What did Sun want?

Blake: He wanted to ask me something.

Yang: He probably wants to borrow a crop top.

Blake: Yeah whatever big tits.

Yang: woo-hoo bigtits!

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Imoen: The party member of the week gets to pick the movie.

Neera: You get party member of the week every week!

Charname: And there’s a reason for that.

Neera: Yeah, you pick party member of the week!

Charname: Are you accusing me of nepotism?

[ladymiraclewings]

Adam: I can’t decide if you’re a genius or a lunatic. Lucifer Morningstar: Well, don’t they sort of go hand in hand?

[the-black-bulls]

Asta: I’m never gonna go through puberty.

Magna: Of course you will buddy, we’re just a family of late bloomers. I didn’t until I was 18, nor did Luck. Gauche's just freaking tall ignore him, and—

Asta: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Magna: WHAT? OH MY GOD WHO TOLD YOU?!

[writerkmc]

knox: why do you get to pick the movie?

cooper: because i’m crew member of the week and crew member of the week gets to pick the movie

knox: but you’re crew member of the week every week

kris: and there’s a reason for that

addy: yeah, because you pick crew member of the week

kris: are you accusing me of nepotism?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Kira: Screw all these people, Liam! Liam: Haven't you heard? I already did.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Barb: I just hope for your sake you have the good sense to use protection.

Nancy: Why? Your parents didn't.

[weirdkev27]

Mama Bear: We’re a family of late bloomers.

Goldilocks: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Papa Bear: WHAT!? OH MY GOD!!! WHO TOLD YOU!?

[lemons2llamas]

Hangman: You know, the sad thing is, Rooster, if you'd been a gentleman and maybe asked me out on a date, I might've said yes.

Rooster: Really? Do you wanna go out with me?

Hangman: Not now I don't, shit-dick.

[nerdasaurus1200]

Elsa: Why does that matter, I’m adopted.

Varian: *SLAMS the cabinet shut* WHAT?! Oh my god! Who told you?!

Elsa:

[neonshrike]

Lucille: So, what’s going on? Why do you want us to take a bullet if anyone asks if you were here?

Charlie: It’s nothing, just the rumor mill.

Lucille: What’s the rumor mill churning out these days, anything interesting?

Charlie: You know, not really. It’s a little low on grist.

Bruce: Clever wordplay, I like it. You must be related to me.

Charlie: Only by adoption.

Bruce: Give it to me.

[shebeafancyflapjack]

Dutch: You'll be fine, our family comes from a long line of winners.

Tilly: Why does that matter? I'm adopted!

Hosea: WHAT! Who told you?!