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teaboot · 11 months

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BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

#I ALMOST DIED #GIRL HE HAD F CUPS #FUCK

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dazzlerazz · 11 months

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Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

Important Edit!!!!!

I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but

A trans person is in need of your financial help

My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help

If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now

Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more

Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal ([email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe

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Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!

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Please follow this link to understand what and why

#queer #keep seeing people say 'I won't respect you as a trans person until you look cis' n shit #fuck you I love my body and I'm still a guy #I come to tumblr I post stuff about being queer and then I drink two cups of coffee and have a cheese pizza #10k #20k #30 #40k #50k

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myclericalromance · 1 year

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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering #holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them #this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker #there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake

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segretecose · 2 months

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underconsumption being called a trend now…… mf that’s just how normal sane people live

#not having 15 different ice trays and 10 stanley cups and seasonal home decor isn’t an underconsumption TREND #it’s normal. literally just someone with a working brain and normal shelf space #literally shut the fuck up

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stump-not-found · 6 days

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A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup

pt.1 / pt.2 / pt.3 / pt.4

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enough math let's go screw around for 8 more pages

#gravity falls #bill cipher #stanford pines #billford #the book of bill #A Lifetime Served in a Little Cup comic #comic #stump art #hiiii welcome to part 1 of the comic i've been working on for 3 weeks straight #so excited to share the third page i'm fucking crazy for hand hold & hop outta the panel #soooo fun drawing them being so cutesy . can't wait for them to mutually self destruct in a few years yay <3 #old man blow up sad video challenge . try not to laugh

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nando161mando · 2 months

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FIFA has just delayed a decision on a Palestinian bid to suspend Israel from international soccer until after the Paris Olympics, claiming that both parties had requested more time to submit their positions.

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vepppy · 1 year

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going thru my screenshots to find something else but found this trisha video screenshot instead

#I did claw noir cus Trisha’s hair is literally his green in the thumbnail so it was funny ToMe #miraculous world paris #miraculous ladybug #claw noir #miraculous spoilers #ml #griffe noire #my draws #miraculous fanart #wait I need to do the emo girl drinking from a McDonald’s cup that’s like my life is a fucking nightmare as emodrien

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julijbee · 6 months

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in awe of the beauty of the world

#art #tes #skyrim #sort of anyways. hes from skyrim so that is how i will classify what is going on here #teldryn sero #tes fanart #i fucking love this guy #sidetracked my quests to give him a walking tour of skyrim after his deeply endearing reaction to the college of winterhold #as someone who never used companions in all my years of playing this game i was thrilled to learn everyone likes this guy as much as i do #also he gets extra points because chitin and netch armors have my heart #the goggles send me joyous places #anyways the state of my sketchbook ever since i descended back into my tes fixation is pretty catastrophic #what with the amount of vivec happening. so look forward to that at some point i guess #ash yams.. hackle-lo.. goggles.. kwama egg.. sujamma.. cup... we are making tinctures tonight

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shepscapades · 27 days

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SHEP

DRAW MORE SLEEPY XISUMA

AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

(no pressure of <3)

ANYTHING FOR YOU ANONYMOUS

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marsoid · 1 month

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Mars be so honest with me you know what objectum is right

It means like sexual attraction to objects right

I wouldn’t know anything about that. (<- he has a body pillow of his own car)

#ask mars #not to mention master shake. i AM gonna fuck that cup. I’ll find a way.

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brainrotcharacters · 1 month

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"get 😠my country's 🇨🇦name out📤 of your 🫵 fucking🖕 mouth😗

and my sword 🗡️

give me that 🤨"

#eliza rewatches #like he's so fucking cute i want to put him in a box and shake it really really hard #i want to cradle him inside my cupped palms then wring him out like laundry #i've been watching hugh's and ryan's interviews and they talked about ryan's interest in clownwork #actually. i'm not joking. the part where ryan is expressive through a mask #and like??? yeah the verbal rhythm #if it clicks with him then it'd click with me too AND IT DID #i adore creativity among the privileged #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #wade wilson #wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #deadclaws #deadpool 3 #deadpool 2024

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4ndeka · 10 months

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god help anyone who disrespected his queen

#fuck me i forgot one of his legs #shit #karniss #kar'niss #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #drider #spider #I LOVE HIM OKAY #i wanna give him a cup of sleepy time tea #and point at the bear on the box and ask him if he likes the bear #(he would say yes)

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elodieunderglass · 1 year

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#swan comics #a swan in a santa hat #🦢#I thought about posting this in response to someone #but that would be a bit too much I think #no harm done #least said soonest mended #but this is a conversation I have in my home as well so #perhaps we need a visual shorthand #where the FUCK is my CUP #this is the response to a) kids not putting their socks on but coming downstairs dressed as crocodiles #b) spouse mishearing something but gallantly giving an opinion on it that was so in depth I didn’t have the heart to interrupt #and c) someone explaining to me about the discworld reading order #on a post about the saddening lack of risk-taking and support for creators in the content-gatekeeping industry #none of those are crimes not even the socks #I can strongly understand the Considerations that beset and bedazzle you when you go to put socks on and how the best response is to put on #a fuzzy crocodile onesie #but it’s not what I asked.#like this is a good response to a different thing #please recall the input here - the assignment if you will - was about socks. I love what you’ve done here though #good contribution. you know what we’re keeping it. love it.#just don’t present it as if the original incident report can be marked closed now okay?#do not close the support ticket #the support ticket remains unanswered.#no I completely agree. the outfit DOES need green face paint too. a topic we can add to the queue when oddly enough you have socks on

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funny-friends · 2 months

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good afternoon neopets fans. ive done some soul searching and ive decided that captain prytariel of team terror mountain is my new girlfriend. thank you for your support during these difficult times

#my art #neopets #anthro #really flip flopping on whether or not to post this here.... but i might as well #fuck the altador cup i need HER #prytariel

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fannyyann · 3 months

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he's feeling himself

#matthew tkachuk #sam bennett #god!!!!! i want someone to fuck him so bad #2324 #cats cup cellies

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subbanator · 3 months

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matthew tkachuk the first tkachuk to win the cup

#nvm. one more gifset bc this fucking family bro....#hockey #nhl #matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #matthewtkachukedit #kyle.gif #nhledit #panthers lb #stanley cup #brady tkachuk

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