#Testicular Torsion

[maribwil]

Did my balls hear a who because they are definitely horton rn #testicular torsion

[teathattast]

[ashenpumpkin]

[loniirstar]

I was bored, so I drew that one old Steven Universe meme but with Tintin and Haddock.

Reference:

Still no Pink Floyd content. I think you guys need to kill me at this point. Damn.

[soupnbeans]

It's no surprise liberals made testicular torsion illegal, I hear Archmage Krumbilldor, Krumbilldor the crummy I always call him, has no testicles at all and he is VERY upset about it. I'm being targeted by the corrupt wizard council yet again. SAD!

I hope Crummy and his goons come around in the upcoming tribunal, as I hear he has some skeletons in his closet. Necromancy, no good folks, very nasty business.

[agaywolf]

[plutoniandraconian]

Testicular torsion is such an overrated spell if a wizard being honest.

What if they dont have testes? Youre done for

[parab0mb]

When you think about it, Spheromancer is just a fancy way of say Ball Wizard. And If Instatainment weren't a bunch of cowards, this totally would have been the most powerful and forbidden combat art in Lea's arsenal.

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Anyway, hello Crosscode community, I'm still alive! I'm so sorry this is how had to find out (I swear I'll draw actually good and not cursed fanart again at some point).

Non-meme version of the sketch is below the cut btw; It's pretty rushed since, you know, shitpost, but I do think the pose unironically came out good so I figured I'd share it on its own. C:

[heardatmedschool]

“Unlike a drama queen called the testicle, the ovary is very grateful and loves to come back to life after you uncoil it.”

[grezandriththepetty]

FEAR ME YE MORTALS OF LITTLE FAITH

[auxiphor]

heres the only chart youll ever need

[loosermajer]

I cast upon thee testicular torsion

[geothegeo]

Repost from the asuka release

[j3llyf1shdust]

TESTICULAT TORSION

[sharkiesociety]

I cast bite mutuals:3

[potatoisasnake]

The wizard councils are taking away my magical autonomy

After a long day of twisting my orbs I've come to find out that the TESTICULAR TORSION spell has been BANNED! In what democratic wizard world is this ok? No, I was already greatly offended at the ban of bear spells but this is too far. This is an active restriction of my right as a gay malevolent wizard. I will not stand for this. Fellow mages, apprentices, elder wizards, and witches' we need to levitate our way to wizard town hall and FIGHT FOR OUR RIGHTS. Do not stand by as they make us less powerful, do not stand by as they make us unable to fight the wizarding government. We the mages have the power to change and create magical harmony.