#The third Halloween movie

[vivislittleteacorner]

"I don't watch bad movies" Wrong, everyone has that one really shitty movie they love with their whole fucking soul and think about every single day

[hatchetfield-scarecrow]

Watching a horror movie every day of October, again! Had fun doing this last year so I wanted to try again.

Day One: Tales from the Crypt. (1972)

Fun premise, I love a good anthology film. The first Santa story was genuinely the scariest to me, but they were all solid stories and went surprisingly dark. I’m trying to rank all of them, but I don’t think I can, they were all really good.

Day Two: The People Under the Stairs. (1991)

I’ve heard this film being called the Get Out of the 80s, and I definitely see why. I loved the whole movie, but I think the first half is definitely better and more tense. I liked the dynamic between Fool and Leroy. The second half of the film was more comedic but I can’t complain, I’m glad it had a happy ending.

Day Three: The Ruins. (2008)

I read the book this was based on recently, and thought it would be really hard to adapt that as a film… and I was right. Changes are bound to happen, especially with a book as brutal as this, but the changes were stupid. The characters in the books are all annoying but realistic, and I was still rooting for them and liked them, because Scott Smith really put you in your head. I was scared of the plants in the book, but not so much with the film. The vines in the film are more aggressive, which makes them less threatening than they are in the books oddly enough. There’s no tension or dawning sense of doom when you realize the vines are just playing with these people. They also made the Mayans more stupid and aggressive, which was pointless and I hated. In the books they’re clearly not enjoying this and tried their best to save these idiots, they have a system and unfortunately have to do this. Didn’t like the change in ending, and don’t get why they changed so many characters fates and roles. The ending was so dumb, apparently there’s an alternate ending but that’s also dumb. I probably wouldn’t have liked this movie any more than if I hadn’t read the book, but it’s even worse knowing what it’s based on.

[um-vvhat]

Hell House LLC with another MF BANGER

[hotpussylovecraft]

Phantom of the Paradise Novelization!

If anyone is interested in the Phantom of the Paradise movie novelization, I’ve compiled the photos of the book taken and graciously shared by @phantomoftheparadise0002 into a single, manageable PDF document.

 It contains both the front and back cover, as well as a few photos taken from the movie at the very back. Lisa was tremendously kind to share this and even retook some of the blurrier pictures for me! If you notice any issues or anything out of order, please let me know so I can update it! 

Happy Reading!

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1drv575eafV-Rq_8N7FQJD7HagT_sKzLM/view?usp=sharing

[ziracona]

I’m going to be thinking about this

One panel of comic for the next 8 years of my life

[princess00wifi]

Finally got to watching Halloween Ends last night. I am straight up not having a good time. Am I supposed to believe that smooth criminal Michael Myers got bitched by a little white boy? The same boy that was getting bullied by THE MARCHING BAND? And I’m okay with the idea of transferring the helm of evil but FULLY COMMIT. We spent the whole movie with him and then he just… died. It’s a no from me.

[maddy-ferguson]

everyone was focused on noah but lee was the real villain of the kissing booth

[mumblelard]

i haven't watched this one since soon after it came out. i remember it being wacky but fun. after last night's rewatch, i am updating that review to, unhinged but fun, like if jodorowsky directed the englishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain

[nautilusfeathers]

Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrance

[cornsword]

Girl on the Third Floor is a difficult watch for reasons that have nothing to do with its gore, restrained explicit content given the subject matter, or even its performances (CM Punk gets at least one great scene)…. Elicits a “Raimi tries Shining” vibe. I imagine it’s stronger on a rewatch.

[seranaa]

Possession (1981) - dir. Andrzej Żuławski

[divinesymmetry]

just finished watching friday the 13th for the first time and i gotta day, while there was a lot of slashing, there was a disappointing lack of screaming and running around

[gremlingottoosilly]

Slasher!König crashing a small Halloween party. Reader starts flirting with him, thinking he’s just dressed in a costume as another party goer. Even when he starts saying ominous words, she thinks he’s trying to keep up his act with some weird role play. Reader also has a big mask/fictional slasher kink. The music also drowned out the screams of her friends, making her unaware that she’s probably the last one standing.

Party is lame. Decor is cringey, costumes are lazy. The only movie the host brought is the latest Screams, and you kinda hate the sequels past the third. No streaming services either - you brew in boredom, drinking too much for one person. Not like you give a fuck, obviously. Honestly, you are one of few people who actually thought about their costume. You and some other guy. Wears a GhostFace mask - basic. His body isn't. Tall, broad, muscular in a way that stretches his black compression shirt. Some tactical harnesses across his pecks, makes you want to tug on it and see if it would be useful while riding him. Oh shit. You're definitely drunk. You plop on the side of the couch, your buzzed drain ignoring how quiet party suddenly got. Probably half of the part is already gone - you wouldn't blame them. Music is too loud, the weird horror mix with added screams makes you want to puke, and the only thing still keeping you around is snacks and this guy sitting on the couch. You try to appear nonchalant, scrolling on your phone. Checking out other, much more fun, parties. With your side vision, you can see the guy leaning towards you, shamelessly looking at your phone screen. Bad boy. "You should pay more attention to your surroundings." He says, in his perfectly hot voice. You ignore the threat, instead opting to graze your knee over his. He grunts under that heavy mask of his. Smells weird - like metal and booze combined. You think you have already started getting hallucinations from drinking too much. "Or what, big guy?" He places a hand on your hip, playing with the hem of your shorts. You're not usually like this, but you're bored and lonely. You spread your legs, thinking about condoms you had in your bag - just in case. Smile as his fingers linger even further, closer to your mound. He knows what he wants, at least. And his hands are nice. "You mind end up in a horror story" You laugh, pressing your body closer to him. Gets on his lap, grind your ass against his erection. Smile when he grabs your waist and settles you down, a hand already getting in your panties. Asks you quietly for confirmation and you get him a condom from your bag. Grind your hips over his cock again. Smile. You push yourself up, looking around the room. Something is wrong - you can't quite point out what, but you squint and... Konig slips his cock in your welcoming pussy. You stare at the body of the party host, head severed and laying just behind the couch. You blink. "Going to keep you, Schatzen. Don't worry, ja?" You really should have paid attention to your surroundings.

[starb0n3]

TEEN IN A TIM BURTON MOVIE DIET 🦴🌫️

(inspired by @honeysugarfree)

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You wake up with one thing on your mind: going out for a walk in the woods. But you can’t. You’re a teenager who has school, and your parents would kill you if you skipped school.

It’s too early to eat anything. Pass the time playing with your cat or simply reading by the window as the sun rises.

School is so boring when all you’re craving is a nice cup of warm soup or hot chocolate prepared by your mum. Whatever, you’ll suffer in silence and snack on whatever fruits you threw into your bag this morning.✧˖°.☾

For lunch, you’ll have leftovers from yesterday. roasted/baked/boiled veggies accompanied by rice or wheat. you don’t eat it all; it’s cold, and not that nice at all… Maybe your parents packed you a sandwich instead? make sure you don’t eat the crusts, though. they’re the worst part.

If you’re lucky, you might’ve even added one of your bakes as dessert (low cal pastry/cookie), or a small yoghurt. if you didn’t, don’t fret. your parent didn’t forget to include a fruit or veggie for health.

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Back home at last — not before you went on a small walk, though. your parents were worried about where you’d gone off too again, and you’re greeted by a warm broth/soup, or some more baked veggies.

you don’t finish your plate unless your walk was very tiring. you’re too eager to finish that book you started!

Once in a while, you might be allowed a piece of cake or some hot chocolate. not everyday, though. that would be bad for your teeth!

End the day with a cup of tea, reading under a warm blanket with a piece of your favourite chocolate or sweet. 🍂☕️🐈‍⬛

MEAL IDEAS I LOVE:

Chickpeas in tomato sauce with rice

Whole bread sandwich without the crust: tomato, cheese and cucumber (ham if you want, i’m vegetarian c:)

Ratatouille or Shakshuka with wheat/bulgur

Apple sauce cookies (i can share a good recipe if you want)

Pasta/zucchini gratin

Lasagna (spinach or veggies with tomato sauce - or mince, once again, i’m vegetarian)

potatoes (sweet is even better) with broccoli

Mushrooms with bread

Tomato salad (vinegar, herbs, olive oil)

Lentil/corn cakes with cream cheese

Pumpkin pie

Vegetable broth (or chicken) with vegetable dices

Potato soup

Tomato orzo soup

Mashed potatoes with lentils

Lentil soup

Beetroot (it’s so good even on it own)

REMEMBER!

You always prefer ‘halloween’ themed pastries — involving apples, pumpkin, carrots…

Eating isn’t a bother, you’re just a slow eater. don’t hesitate to share your love for sweets, while keeping consummation low.

You get tired of veggies so much! never finish a meal you don’t like.

Your favourite candy is liquorice, and most halloween themed ones like acorn or hard candy

Keep the chocolate low. it’s too heavy and nauseating!

If you must, have a piece of nutella/peanut butter and jelly toast, oats, or milk with fruits in the morning. i promise it’s much better than those ‘healthy’ alternatives (makes you satisfies and low calorie if you only have one)

No crisps — they’re too oily and dirty your books. Pop corn is so much better (and lower in cols) — caramel or pumpkin spice is a staple!

Cinnamon on apples… the best treat!

If you ever eat out with family, eat only a third of the meal and get the rest to pack. it’s so good you want to make it last!!

Bake and cook as much as you can! This will make your parents understand what you like, and not push to make you eat those gross overly fat foods.

Try to stay under 1,000 kcals, but don’t count calories obsessively. keep portions small and always leave a third of your plate.

Have fun!

(i’ll make a moodboard with meals etc, i hope you enjoy!)

[luveline]

𝗸𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 ᯓᡣ𐭩 𝗱𝗮𝗱!𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻

you and Steve attempt to wrangle your ever-growing family. mom!reader, dad!steve

all in one place — newest first all in one place — written order

the first fic steve dotes while you’re pregnant with your first you have your very first baby your toddler makes a huge mess steve makes you cry being a great dad you find out you’re pregnant with your third steve gets his girls valentine’s gifts dove says her first word you celebrate dove’s second birthday you and steve are connected steve unravels on avery’s first day of school steve teaches avery to ride her bike avery learns about divorce steve is jealous of your mommy-daughter date steve has a really hard day with the kids steve sends you a drink from the bar the girls fall asleep early steve takes care of his sick family you go on your first big family vacation the harrington’s go poolside

steve makes the girls laugh uncle eddie visits steve and beth catch you working at night you’re startled when dove cusses emphatically steve gets upset and scares dove steve falls a little more in love with you steve defends beth from his rude mom steve gets home to his girls after a day apart the family celebrates the Fourth of July kisses before dinner the girls are so cute you cry you argue with steve when things get overwhelming avery doesn’t feel like anyone’s favourite avery worries that pregnancy will hurt you you try to get comfy with your bump steve loves his pregnant wreck of a wife you can’t deal with being away from steve you and steve take a babymoon you bring the new baby home steve tries to think of a name for the new baby

the girls try to help you with the new baby you go on a post-baby date avery reassures you of your great parenting the harrington’s get ready for halloween the harrington's start preparing for christmas you and steve argue about christmas jammies the harrington’s celebrate new year’s eve the girls end up in bed with you one by one the harrington’s gets ready for a dinner party steve bumps into his estranged mom at the store you and steve have some rare time alone steve feels amazingly content you comfort dove after a nightmare steve comforts you when you’re insecure you mediate a fight between avery and beth you take the girls back to school shopping you and steve comfort beth when she feels weird steve nearly cries when beth makes a friend the girls love steve’s home improvements beth spends some time in the hospital

you recuperate after beth’s hospital stay steve falters during beth’s recovery you coax beth in to eating on a hard day family movie night begins bedtime at the harrington house steve is overwhelmed with love at dinner you celebrate another mother’s day you celebrate another father’s day you gather the consensus on a fifth baby bump five emerges

note: this masterlist is my attempt at a chronological timeline, but the fics were written out of order, so there may be things that don’t line up

[theboost]

Next Halloween movie Laurie Strode hits Michael with a frying pan that flattens his head for a second before he shakes it out and then he chases her with a comically large hammer