"x cant be black/asian/whatever they have blonde/red hair and coloured eyes" and white people cant have silver hair or purple eyes or naturally the kind of golden hair described for jaime and cersei like fuck off fuck off fuck off. this is fantasy realm its very obvious that humans in this world are able to produce hair and eye colours that are more vivid than earthly counterparts okay. how are all the nobles able to not only not look inbred but also have beautiful luscious auburn locks and deep beautiful blue eyes fuck OFF.
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Laddies we got an Au
Long post below the cut and some disturbing imagery, so be advised.
So it takes place after Pearl sunk Abalone and his fleeting. This time however her sisters actually stuck around to check on her after everything and actually managed to help her open up…some how.
Though her heart wasn’t stained black she will never be the same.
However she was able to build up the strength to talk to Lord Oyster again. She never fully forgave him for giving away her pearl, but he was there after the attacks to take care of the pirates who had somehow managed to avoid dying to take them to justice. This showed the mermaids that some cookies could be trusted. Because of this Pearl became a guardian for The House of Oyster and oh boy did that do wonders for their reputation!
With her making peace with all her pain she didn’t fully become Black Pearl and is kinda grey(-ish purple) I need to work on her design a bit more obviously, but she followed a lot closer to Crimson and takes her job as a protector seriously enough. Some may wonder if she enjoys a good fight more than defending her friends.
Also her sister and Frilled Jellyfish have her tokens to try and brighten her up some.
Through all this Lord Oyster swore he would redeem himself to his moon (she asked him not to call her that anymore lol) So he dedicated a good chunk of resources to trying to locate her pearl! This mission was passed down through the generations until finally…
Oyster Cookie had finally gotten a big lead and was able to send one of the best captains and his crew out to try and recover it.
Unfortunately they ran into a slight problem.
The sea the pearl was said to be found in was rough and could capsize a ship twice their size. Caviar wanted to go alone, but with a crew as stubborn as he they braved it together as one! (Candy Diver died in a different accident and Caviar still managed to find them and bring them aboard because he’s just that good at sniffing out crew mates.)
Alas it wasn’t just a storm.
It was a trap.
A band of pirates forged a letter hoping Oyster herself would show up so they could get a nice tidy ransom, but when a harder than nails crew showed up in their place they were far from pleased.
The Salty Shark crew hold their ground well, but being outnumbered four to one never seems to end in your favour.
Caviar was the last to go down and was thrown overboard to his watery grave like the rest of his crew. After The Silent’s crew was demolished completely the pirates set out to “commandeer” her, but immediately things started to go wrong for them. Things went so wrong that at least two were killed on their scramble to get off the boat while many more met their soggy fates as they threw themselves overboard in preference to whatever was on their with them.
Guess what movie franchise this is based on :D
As the legend says the captain pulled himself up out of the deep that night and sails his waters of the Duskgloom searching for his crew to bring them safely aboard and finally leave that damned place. However the captain’s kindness runs short with strangers who cross his path, especially those who fly the skull and crossbones.
The Silent is still under his full command and all orders are carried out will full efficiency.
Now Oyster wanted the return of her pearl to be a surprise with a big celebration after, but when the captain never returned and those she sent to look for him disappeared she had few other choices than to send her most capable guard.
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Kyle: Dick. Hartley. I know we have our differences. You both hate each other, I hate Wally, Linda hates him doggy ear her books.
Dick: you are literally dating him.
Kyle: out of hate! Trust me!
Hartley: he sleep on top of you and you refused to let us move him.
Linda: you threatened to kill us if he moved him.
Kyle: WHAT I'm trying to say is, this on single hate bonds us together.
Dick: what is it?
Kyle: his bio pos parents.
Dick: oh yeah fuck them!
Hartley: I would love to get rid of them for him, fuck my redemption.
Linda: oh hell no, you are so right about that.
Kyle: see? Now I have news on Rudy trying to get in contact with Wally to pay his debt, we need to get rid of him so with Diana's permission we are allowed to serve cunt and kill a bastard.
Dick: finally, I'll break out my tools!
Hartley: we have permission, hell yeah his scream will be the most beautiful music I'll ever have the pleasure of hearing!
Linda: I've learned the ways of Iris West-Allen I'm ready to kick his ass for my little hummingbird.
Kyle: fuck yeah! We ride at dawn! For the idiot!
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All the Wayne family boys have multiple first names. Literally “Wayne” can be a first name and this has inflicted a curse on them. However I have also met boys named Grayson, Todd, and Drake. Iirc in canon Tim is the only one who legally took on the last name Wayne??? Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne the man with four first names. Damian’s maternal last name being “al Ghul” is literally saving this family from the Pit of First Names they’ve fallen into
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Noodling with something that happens later in the AU (...probably, I'm not actually sure if Kaine sees this outfit in a calm moment or not... valentine's day 2016 in windowverse is the day that everything goes to shit but there's a lot in my notes that is not fully figured out yet especially because not only do I not want to just use the scene from the comics, I actually can't, because of differences in timeline and so on and so forth. so I'm still working on that. )
Compare to an earlier scene (which I have actually written and not just made notes about lmao):
(og ren fest outfit post: here)
I'm running comparisons and queering the text or whatever the hell—
Recently after many months of not really knowing whether windowverse Kaine ought to be bi or gay or what I had a brainwave which is that, he's probably attracted to masculine presenting people in general, including men, butches and studs. it makes the most sense to me tbh, esp w/ his complicated relationship with his own body, masculinity, manhood, and sexuality in this universe (and 616, arguably). And also because in the comics, Louise was kinda butch or at least not super femme, and so is Terry, and Annabelle dresses however the hell she wants, including in men's clothes sometimes, so I was like. now. hang on. i'm sensing a pattern.
obv zoe and shannon are very feminine but the former is a stalker kaine seems to not actually want to be touched by and the latter was a mind controller so... you know.
really, in windowverse at least, a large facet of kaine's relationships and approach to sexuality is mostly built on this desperation to be loved and therefore taking whatever he can get... for the most part he's essentially doing this responsive, reciprocal thing in addition to trying to be a "real person" by trying to conform to heteronormative standards (but also rebelling against those standards at the same time, thus the skirt) — which is a lot of what his relationship with annabelle ends up being, and a cause of friction as well.
but the suit? actually hot to him.
Annabelle's earrings and purse in the v-day pic were xmas gifts from Kaine btw:
Kate Spade lol
as an aside wrt not being able to use the comics scene for AU kaine's life in houston crumbling apart: i can't make the Other work for that scene in windowverse specifically because in AU by Feb 2016 Kaine is in a position where if he is mortally wounded he will just die.
the Other happens (in October 2015) because Kaine is off his immune meds for a few weeks because he runs out and keeps putting off finding a new doctor etc. but anyway that means his fucked up (auto)immune system can do its thing and turn him into a monster after he's eaten alive by werewolves.
REALLY i actually don't know how long his immune system should take to start (over)working after he stops taking his azathioprine. Mostly i was like how long do t cells and other immune cells take to repopulate? and the answer is: i don't know. i couldn't find a good answer XD but I figure 2 weeks is probably fine............................? it's not like prednisone where he's technically withdrawing for like... 2 years.... (mmm steroids)
but anyway, in february he's had a new doctor for a few months and has access to all of his prescriptions again so like, spider monster ain't happening because he's immunocompromised on his meds— a state which simultaneously keeps his body from destroying itself but also makes him more vulnerable to dying from normal things. like infections. or bazookas.
i do think it would be fun drama if wally shot him though
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