#Those weird little peanut candies

[honesttoglob]

Another unpopular opinion: Neither Steve nor Cesare bathe on even a semi-regular basis. I'm talking like,,,, several weeks going by at a time. With Steve it's fine because if he doesn't bathe for long enough he just smells more and more like popcorn or smthn, while Cesare smells equally of roadkill whether he bathes or not.

[lilmissnatcat24]

for no other reason than i worked at an ice cream shop for eight years, here's what ice cream the mass effect characters would eat

shepard: neapolitan, strawberry for their paragon side, chocolate for their renegade, vanilla to balance

garrus: moose tracks, but will pick it apart just for the peanut butter cups and give shepard the leftovers

tali: literally any booze flavored ice cream

liara: mint chocolate chip because she secretly kind've fucks with the taste of toothpaste but will never admit it out loud

kaidan: butter pecan. it's not everyone's favorite, but it's his, and he's totally cool with it

ashley: whatever the 2183 equivalent to the tonight dough. cookie dough chunks, brownie chunks, butterscotch, chocolate chips, malt chunks, everything

wrex: this man is old as balls!!!!!! rum raisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joker: lemon sherbet. you cannot tell me that man is not lactose intolerant

miranda: cherries garcia, little bit sweet, little bit tart

jack: the most sickening sweet shit you can think of. cotton candy with marshmallow superman with a side of sugar

jacob: some sort of dark chocolate peanut butter ice cream that sounds good in theory but in reality you can only take like 3 bites of before you get a tummy ache

zaeed: banana splits that he likes to mash together with a spoon and eat like some deconstructed milkshake

kasumi: the weird avant gard shit you see in hipster vegan shops, like some bacon sweet potato rosebud ice cream

mordin: coffee ice cream, because he likes the taste of coffee but if he were to actually drink it he would spontaneously combust

grunt: those froyo shops that were everywhere in 2014 where you could make a bowl with like 5% froyo and 95% other toppings and it cost 14 dollars

thane: doesn't like ice cream because it reminds him of how he abandoned his child and how his wife is dead and he could never go back to the life he left behind, the life of stability, because his body is engineered for a deadly purpose and he can never atone for his sins rocky road

samara: this woman is old as balls!!!!!!!!!!!!! pistachio!!!!!!!!!!!

legion: tried vanilla ice cream. too sticky, got stuck in his wiring.

james: one of those brownie sundaes that weighs approximately 5 pounds and is majority whipped cream

steve: chocolate chip. classy, just like him ;)

traynor: something smooth and rich and velvety and inexplicably sexy, like raspberry chocolate chunk

edi: takes the idea of ice cream a little too literally and just has a bowl of heavy cream with ice cubes. is confused why everyone is disgusted.

javik: ice cream is for primitives (peaches and cream)

[sourtomatola]

Guilt filled you as you thought about what the boys go through every night. They were torn apart and fixed every night and there was little you could do about it. If you tried to stop them, you might be killed to protect the companies’ investments. If you called the police, they may not care since the boys may not be considered living creatures. If you tried to out the candy company through social media and the like, it might make more trouble for Sun and Moon. Might get them locked away or worst. Like if the factory closed the tours and kept everyone but close workers inside.

“I wish I could do more for you guys. I can’t even sneak anything in for you cause they check everyone’s bags at the gate and stuff.” You frowned sadly. “They even check pockets.”

“Couldn’t you take medicine to keep you from being in pain at least? You know, during the…harvest?” You asked, cringing at the word harvest.

Moon shook his head as he kept drinking from the syrup tube. He tried to suck more, but the tube seemed to have run dry, making him look at it with a sigh. “No, it changes the taste of the candy. And the effects. One time, Freddy found some painkillers from one of the harvesters once, and all of the chocolate and jelly that was harvested the next day was considered tainted and defective.”

You blinked before looking at them. “Chocolate AND jelly?”

Sun rubbed his healing arms. “Didn’t you go through the tour? Many times?”

“Not going to lie, I kind of zoned out after seeing you guys. I was focusing on you guys since…you know, my job was to get the Sundrop and Moondrops.”

“Sorry, habit…But, how are you going to be paid? Don’t you have to be paid to live?” Sunny asked worriedly.

The fact that he was worried about you meant a lot. You had hoped they thought of you as someone they could trust. You may be a PI, but you wanted others to trust you to do right by people. “Don’t you worry about me, Sunny, I’ll be okay. Thank you though.” You smiled. “Tell me about the others though! Freddy is chocolate and jelly??”

“Ooh yeah! So He’s a chocolate covered Gummy bear, and Bonnie is a chocolate bunny.” Sun said cheerfully. “The company turns the candy they take off of them into mini versions of them. Them and Chica are a big hit around Easter.”

“Oh yeah, Chica is like an easter Peep right?”

“Uuuuh, you mean marshmallow and sugar right?”

“Yeah of course! Those are Easter Peeps. What about Foxy, I heard He was something weird...”

Sun made a somewhat disgusted face. “Oh yes! He has a candy shell like us, but instead of space inbetween his endo and shell, he’s stuffed with Peanuts! Bitter hard peanuts. His harvest is usually just a poke to break the shell and get all the peanuts to drain out.”

“Bet you envy him a little.” You smiled compassionately.

You snorted at the thought but tried to stifle your laugh. “I’m sorry, That must be painful, I shouldn’t laugh.” You giggled.

“It is actually kind of funny. He doesn’t seem to mind it too much. I think he might not have much feeling in his legs anymore or something cause half the time he doesn’t seem to notice.” Sunny giggled.

“It’s almost time to open.” Moon suddenly interjected. “You should get going.”

“Oh wow already?? Gosh time fly’s…okay, I’ll see you guys again in a couple days, okay?”

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[laureliciousdefinition]

I’m back b words. Deal wit it

Past sillies: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Yall know the drillll modern au headcanons with no rhyme or reason yadda yadda yadda see you under the cut *dab*

-ppl always assume Arthur is a beer guy. But tell me he wouldn’t love something more silly like a high noon or a white claw

Charles is a wine lover!!!!!!!! He bonded with Hosea over it :)

Tell me Dutch and Hosea wouldn’t have a fancy little wine cupboard in their house.

-Charles and Arthur are BOTH hardheaded about pain

Both refuse to take an ibuprofen for a headache despite the other telling them to multiple times

When Charles had appendicitis he insisted Arthur didn’t need to leave work for it (he did, of course)

John, on the other hand, thinks that every little ache is the end for him. Which does not bode well in a marriage to Abigail who has a frighteningly high pain tolerance

-Charles and Arthur are both acts of service lovers so they’re just constantly uno reversing each other with caring acts

-John is lactose intolerant. Y’all know I’m right

-John and Abigail absolutely “checked” their kids’ candy after trick or treating

Mysteriously all of the peanut m&ms were bad and had to be….. thrown out………

-speaking of Halloween, Charles’ mom sent Arthur a picture of baby Charles dressed up as a little dinosaur in 1992 and he hasn’t stoped giggling about it bc it’s JUST SO CUTE :’)

Arthur quietly wishes Charles could’ve been around when Isaac was little enough to go trick or treating. Charles came into the picture right around the time when it became uncool for him :(

-Isaac, Jack, and Marston Daughter all went to see the fnaf movie together

Arthur and John were so grateful that Isaac is old enough to drive now because they’ve had to sit through so much fnaf lore over the last 9 years and just. Do not get it

“So the bunny….. ate someone????” “Ugh dad were you even listening!!! Let’s start from the beginning.”

-one time when he was like 5 John was digging under the seat in the family car and got stuck

15 min had passed before Hosea was like …..where is he

Arthur, all of 8 years old, ran out and couldn’t stop giggling at little Johnny kicking his legs and crying

Dutch pulled him out, assured him he was fine, held back his laughter….. mostly

-When they were kids, John and Arthur had a trampoline

Arthur and the other kids in the neighborhood (namely Sean, the weirdo kid next door who was in John’s grade) would always popcorn John and he would cry

Sometimes Dutch would bounce on it and play with them but he hurt himself trying to prove he could do a backflip (he could not)

-Hosea has seen every single episode of law and order: SVU

I imagine he also made Arthur/John watch old man shows with him growing up like the Andy Griffith show

When Isaac was a baby and Grandpa Hosea would watch him, they’d cuddle up in his grandpa recliner and watch those sorts of shows :’)

-Abigail went through a weird pottery phase a few years ago so there’s a variety of oddly heavy mugs and plates in their kitchen

John is VERY proud of her though do not get it twisted. He drinks his coffee out of that heavy ass mug every morning

-This is the correct johnigail dynamic. I’m right

Thanks as always for supporting my sillies. Apologies for taking so long with this one, school was kicking my ASS for a moment there but teehee I’m almost done with college, just one month left😵 and I’m sure while I painfully hunt for a job I’ll have much more free time to dick around and spew my silliness everywhere

[hypocriticaltypwriter]

Cherry berry! I was wondering something about Chrysta and when she got prganate with the babay bats.

Did she get any strange cravings? Like how some women like pickles and Natella, or ice cream and peanut butter, I remember you saying she was still human when she was pregnant so just wondering!

[Btw sorry if this was already asked]

Oh yes! Chrysta did have a lot of cravings when she was pregnant- given she was only human during Anastasia and Jennifer's births that's when her cravings were mostly strong.

When she was pregnant with Annie, she CRAVED raw meat- preferably stake. The boys would take a lot of trips to snag some from those fancy restaurants on the boardwalk- getting it as medium rare as possible cause Chrysta would refuse to eat it if it wasn't practically bleeding when you cut into it. She also would get caught sucking her finger if she cut it making food or pricked it while sewing or doing embroidery.

Jennifer's was about the same as Annie except tenfold. Chrysta also would absolutely devour strawberries- I mean going through like three cartons in a week cause she'd just sit snacking on em while Dwayne would work or be giving her a lil foot rub.

Paul's gremlin seed I MEAN Tiffany was.... Definetly a baby with some weird and major munchies. Chrysts really craved cigarettes- not to smoke them. Eat. She wanted to eat them. Anytime David would smoke or just being on the boardwalk in general the smell made her super hungry and crave them. Which is quite funny cause her latter and later pregnancies the smell made her nauseous. She wanted to eat chalk, cement, dirt, sand, all of it. She also craved jalapeños dipped in white chocolate- white chocolate only though. Paul actually loved her and her crazy pregnancy cravings cause they'd both just snack of the weirdest stuff together.

Kats made Chrysta crave a LOT of spicy food, and a ton of cheese too. She could still indulge in her jalapeño snack here and there to help, but she loved a lot of super spicy Indian takeout or Italian takeout. And she had half a pound of cheese on top of each one. She also craved a lot of raw meat again around this time too, and given she was a vampire by now, she jut stocked up on straight up raw meat from the supermarket.

Chris made his poor mother want to eat glass. Like the blinking lights at the boardwalk or light bulbs- so David resorted to hard candy for his little lady. She had a lot of suckers or jaw breakers in her purse when taking strolls- and with a new powerful bite force she just crushed that shit up and popped in another one. She also craved candle wax and would chew on candles in the cave or those little wax bottle candies.

[bra1nwashed]

more ghouls with halloween candy

swiss is suuuuch a sucker person. he loves blow pops but he'll take dum dums or others too! he also really likes those caramel apple suckers. another thing he really likes is gummies?? not really any reason but he does. he also likes gum. it's an oral fixation thing yk? :b he also will eat most things that are sour. he will swallow a ring pop whole. and lemon heads too.

phantom also loves gummies. he likes the texture and most things fruity. he hates anything banana flavored tho bc it tastes gross to him and also most cherry flavored things bc it reminds him of cough syrup. he also loves caramel but he has an issue with it sticking to his mouth and teeth so it always looks like a dog trying to eat peanut butter. ;-; he's also totally the type to love getting those little bags of cheeseballs in their halloween candy. would also swallow a ring pop or lemon head whole, much like swiss.

rain is such a chocolate guy imo. he'll eat some fruity things every once and a while but 3 musketeers, snickers, hershey's, etc- much more his thing. he has this weird opinion on dark chocolate tho where depending on his mood, he'll either love it or hate it. doesn't like white chocolate tho.

dew absolutely loves sour candy and i am a strong supporter of this hc (which i've heard from so many people). he loves sour patch kids, sweetarts, warheads, crybaby candy, literally just anything sour. he also really likes gum and will steal it from the others of they won't trade him. once again, would swallow a whole ring pop or lemon head.

mountain is mallow person. not just personality wise, but he genuinely just likes marshmallows. really almost any candy with marshmallow, he'll like.he also like the same kind of candy rain does so they commonly share amongst themselves. he's not a fan of sour candy tho. he just doesn't like the flavor and also it hurts his tongue. :( he also isn't the greatest fan of peanut butter bc of the flavor, smell, and often texture. he'll eat it sometimes but he really only likes it in sandwiches or reese's, not any other candy. he doesn't like butterfingers bc of the crumby, crunchy texture.

rory loves anything strawberry flavored, especially starburst. she loves any and all types of starburst candy but strawberry is her favorite. still refuses to try a twizzler. loves hershey's and likes dark and white chocolate but she prefers milk over all. she also doesn't like butterfingers bc of the texture. not really a sour candy fan but she does like fruity stuff.

lus isn't super picky. she doesn't have a preference between chocolate and fruity flavors. she loves hershey's, snickers, crunch, 3 musketeers, really anything chocolate. her favorite starburst flavor is also strawberry but she also likes the lemon ones. a sweetarts enjoyer.

cirrus loves peanut butter stuff. reese's and butterfingers are her jackpot. she also really like twix and hershey's. she's not much of a sour fan but she'll eat some of it. she does not like smarties, they remind her of chalk. i also feel like she'd be the type to bite her suckers to fuck with people and see them cringe.

[the-ninja-legacy-whip]

How's the eating habit of everyone? Is someone a vegetarian or a meat lover? Do they eat a lot or still only a little? Anyone allergic? Favorite food and most disliked? Comfort food maybe?

Kai- General Habits: Always skewered his meals towards smaller portions while growing up, and now doesn't need to eat very much before feeling full. Regardless, will still get hit with massive hunger pangs if he's not eating up to the demands of his body. Fave Food: Anything spicy—hotter the better Will Not Eat: Anything made by Cole Comfort Food: Fruits, ironically Allergies: None

Jay- General Habits: Has a high metabolism, thus tends to eat a lot at once like it's nothing and carry on. And then maybe eat some more. Never really noticed this until becoming a ninja for obvious reasons. Fave Food: He is a Meat Lover courtesy of his parents Will Not Eat: Octopus or Squid (out of respect to Tawhiri) Comfort Food: Chicken and Waffles Allergies: Peanuts, and especially Peanut Butter. Even just the smell will take him out.

Cole- General Habits: He has a very refined palate due to his upbringing, and due to this, whatever he eats almost never feels fully satisfying... which, of course, leads to eating more. This is why dishes made by Zane and/or Jesse always manage to blow his mind snksnksnk Fave Food: Cake, and Soups/Stews/Chowders Will Not Eat: There is nothing he won't try at least once Comfort Food: Cake Allergies: None

Zane- General Habits: Likes making food for others than actually eating it, but his parents made sure he could understand and appreciate the taste of a good meal, and thus tries to keep that in mind forever going forward. Fave Food: French Toast Will Not Eat: Anything with a bad texture Comfort Food: Muffins Allergies: None

Nya- General Habits: Doesn't have a very large appetite, but never turns away any kind of a meal either (unless seafood is present). Fave Food: Anything Chocolate Will Not Eat: SEAFOOD Comfort Food: Again, Chocolate Allergies: Possibly shellfish, though she can't even stomach it long enough to truly find out.

Lloyd- General Habits: Due to literally being made of energy, he gets hungry, but doesn't need to eat as much as anyone else (this is also why he can go so long without food to begin with snksnksnk). Is also horribly picky about what goes in his mouth, but generally trusts what his friends cook (except when Zane tries to sneak him a vegetable) Fave Food: Doesn't have one Will Not Eat: VEGETABLES Comfort Food: Is candy a food? But also Zane's muffins Allergies: Sesame

Jesse- General Habits: Is the type of person to work out a meal plan several weeks ahead, so he always knows what he needs when he needs and how much of it. Being a part-time ninja (and thus missing a sizable amount of school lunches. and dinners. and the occasional breakfast) skewers his plans just a bit, however. Fave Food: Noodle Bowls, or Pasta, depending on mood Will Not Eat: Scrambled Eggs Comfort Food: Frozen Yogurt Allergies: None

Olivia- General Habits: Doesn't really have a lot of opportunities to sit down and simply enjoy food, so a lot of what she consumes has to be eaten "on the go". Would probably devour a fish straight out of the ocean if she could. Fave Food: Seafood (don't tell Nya) Will Not Eat: Tends to avoid foods with extreme temperatures Comfort Food: Smoothies, and Beef Jerky Allergies: Mustard

Antonia- General Habits: A SNACKER. Always has something crunchy in a bag not too far away from arm's reach, for a quick pick-me-up during long writing/editing sessions. (Sounds like me). Only really partakes in big meals when it's being shared with others—she's a fan of being in company when she dines. Fave Food: Sandwiches Will Not Eat: Anything with weird smells Comfort Food: Ice Cream Allergies: Onions and Peppers

Harumi- General Habits: Adores homemade meals and is probably the biggest consumer of "Comfort foods", but after The Incident, doesn't have a lot of exposure to those type of meals anymore. Not that she hates the more high-class menu she gets exposed to; it's just not the same. Fave Food: Caramel Apple Turnovers, made by her mom Will Not Eat: Sauerkraut Comfort Food: Caramel Apple Turnovers, made by her mom Allergies: Tree Nuts

Miranda- General Habits: Is not a picky eater whatsoever, and basically has it made living in a family of professional chefs, is just extremely lazy when it comes to making food for herself. Fave Food: Jesse's takoyaki Will Not Eat: Deviled Eggs Comfort Food: Jesse's takoyaki Allergies: Eggs, but grows out of it

Pixal- General Habits: Doesn't really like to eat, as she wasn't exactly built for that nor can taste much anyway. Upon rebuilding herself, she does include the ability to do so to feel a little less left out, but it takes a lot to work her up into wanting to eat regularly, which is made easier by Zane's patience and incredibly tasty meals. Fave Food: Does not have one Will Not Eat: Anything not made by her friends or loved ones–she has to know where the food comes from Comfort Food: Also Zane's muffins Allergies: None

Skylor- General Habits: Initially has a skewered taste towards more tropical flavors and ofc noodles, but upon moving to Ninjago City becomes obsessed with all the new and different flavors she's never really had the chance to try. Hardly has a comfort food because she likes having a fresh experience every time she eats, but Kai does get her hooked on spice eventually Fave Food: Pizza Will Not Eat: There's isn't a lot she won't eat, but she does get absolutely sick of noodles every now and then. Comfort Food: Spicy Food Allergies: Soy

Harleigh- General Habits: Low metabolism, which comes in handy when you're a ghost. Also a very picky eater, even moreso than Lloyd, and doubly so because she can't handle gluten. Fave Food: Breakfast Foods (which Dareth takes to making it specifically to her complicated tastes, which she appreciates) Will Not Eat: Her mother's cooking Comfort Food: Gluten-Free Corn Bread Allergies: Wheat, and Gluten Intolerant

Sunni- General Habits: Not exactly a vegetarian or vegan, but generally tries to avoid meat and animal products as best she can. She has moments of weakness though. Especially around cheese and ice cream. Which she shouldn't be eating anyway. Fave Food: Sweet Potato Mac and Cheese Will Not Eat: Meats, but will make rare exceptions for fish Comfort Food: Blackberry Brie Grilled Cheese Allergies: Lactose Intolerant

[iamthecomet]

Hi Comet! Headcanon questions it is. What is the snack of choice for each band member? Is Mountain as granola as everyone assumes he is? Who has the biggest sweet tooth? Which band member always brings snacks to stave off a hangry Dew? - Ghoulette Anon

Oh yes! I love this.

Mountain doesn't snack unless he's on tour. At the Abbey he gets too caught up in his work to think about snacking. Sometimes Cirrus sneaks granola bars or apples into the pockets of the apron he wears in the greenhouse. On tour, when he actually does have time to think about being hungry, he likes candy. Particularly gummies. Haribo gummy bars are a favorite. Does not like sour gummies.

Cirrus prefers "healthy" snacks. Fruit. Veggies. Nuts. Cured meats. (she does not believe it's unhealthy). Cheese. She'd make a charcuterie board every day if she could. On tour she settles for whatever fruit seems decent, beef jerky, and whatever flavor of nuts seem least offensive (who thought peanuts should be pickle flavored??).

Rain has the biggest sweet tooth. He will always pick a sweet snack over a savory one. The abbey kitchen always has some sort of cookie or brownie or other confection. When they're on the road he survives on packaged snack cakes, gas station donuts, and trail mix that is mostly chocolate. He tried convincing Copia to keep those hostess cupcakes stocked in the Abbey, it didn't work.

Cumulus is a grazer in general. Doesn't usually eat a big meal and prefers small snacks to most regular food. She's the one who always has extra snacks on hand. She doesn't snack on very much junk food when she's home. She prefers salty over sweet. But tends to keep a little bit of everything because someone else inevitably ends up needing food. And equal opportunity snacker for sure. She likes basically everything. Except those weird seaweed sheets Swiss keeps trying to feed her. Those are gross.

Swiss will try anything once. He isn't a big snacker at the Abbey. But on tour where he is being bombarded with new and different options he becomes a fiend. He has to try everything. He is a sucker for a gimmick ("Hey Mount these gummies turn your tongue colors!") Or anything that issues a challenge ("Dew! This says it's the hottest chip ever made!). Copia had to give him a snack budget because he was spending WAY too much on weird snacks.

Dew is the spicy food guy. If it's hot, he'll eat it. It'd partially because he likes it. And partially because it keeps people from stealing his food. He loves hot chips. Hot nuts. Everything. He also likes sour, a lot. He doesn't like gummy candy unless it's sour. Dew is also the person who steals Cumulus' extra snacks the most. He is always hungry. No one has any idea where all that good goes.

Aether doesn't like snacks much. He'd rather just eat real food. He doesn't enjoy most junk food. No matter how much his pack mates try to convince him. He does however have a weakness for salt and vinegar chips. And they are always stocked in the abbey kitchen. Rain is mad about it--how come Aeth gets chips but he can't have cupcakes? Aether also enjoys trail mix, but the kind without candy in it. Just dried fruit and nuts. Everyone else thinks he's weird.

Sunshine loves briney things. She is the "eats a jar of olives for dinner" girlie. Loves pickles. Every olive. Sauerkraut. Kimchi. Loves fermented funky shit. She and Dew have eaten entire containers of spicy kimchi in one sitting together. On tour she tries all of those "pickle in a bag" things and is always midly disappointed. They're never crunchy enough.

[rovetrade]

to me listening to pipe-eye is emotionally equivalent eating a bag of assorted candy you got from one of those by-the-pound candy stores with the clear bins and little shovel scoops or tongs that only seem to exist in tourist-y areas. and you’ve got some weird stuff in the bag you don’t really find anywhere else like those little peanut butter bars or zotz or licorice allsorts or satellite wafers and whatever. and the weird slightly waxy, slighty too hard licorice that comes in green apple and watermelon and blue raspberry flavor and gets kinda stuck to everything else in the bag. idk where i’m going with this but that damn licorice is just like the music

[shipskicksandgiggles]

dialogue prompts

so for those unaware of how my life tends to go, I end up in a lot of situations where I end up saying something weird or people say weird things to me, and I like adapting those things into prompt lists. send whatever ship/character/what have you with a number and we’ll see how this goes

“Did I go too far?” “Did you go too far? I called my husband a cartoon lesbian!”

“You’re throwing candy at him and he doesn’t even have his tits out.” “That’s how he gets a peanut butter cup.”

“Conservative radio? That has to be Rush Limbaugh.” “Fuck Rush Limbaugh!”

“I’m a massive fucking atheist, but it brings me so much joy to picture Nancy Reagan in hell.”

“You’re so small, it’s like your body can’t contain your excitement. It’s really funny to watch actually.”

“Do not use the word ‘curate’ in relation to 80s heavy metal. You picked it. ‘Curate’, fuck off.”

“I think the neighbors got evicted.” “No, really? It’s about time.”

“You’re like the guy, what’s his name, can’t talk to girls?” “I’d be mad if you weren’t totally right.”

“When you were little I thought you might have been autistic.” “When I was little?”

“You have been gone for six hours-” “Hello child.” “Hi dad- more than six hours actually-”

“I almost took the wrong exit and ended up in Canada, so that’s my day.”

“Who has childproof locks on their car doors?” “What?” “I don’t know, I got stuck in the backseat of a car because of childproofing that shouldn’t exist.”

“I feel like your boyfriend can’t cook.” “Why would you think that?” “Because you cook for him sometimes.” “Why would that mean he can’t though?”

“I think my grandpa tried to set me up with his pastor’s son. Stop laughing, this is serious.”

“Why did she hate you?” “No idea, at that point I was just trying to survive middle school.”

“Well, I mean, the waitress was flirting with you.” “The waitress was what now?”

“What kind of cosmic fuck up did you make to result in this kind of karma?” “I don’t know. I’m so tired.”

“What are you, a dog? Stop chewing on that, you absolute child.”

“You’re just boobing all over the place.” “Boobing.”

“Wait, hold on, let me guess. May of whatever year we were in seventh grade in Detroit.” “Yeah actually, what the fuck? That’s so specific, how did you do that?”

“I like that you call information about yourself lore… Wait, did you just say you got hit by a car?” “I love the order you processed that in.”

“Who had them pegged as the bitch with the biggest tits in this apartment? Not me, that’s for sure.”

“Come here, I need you to bless the vodka bottle.” “I don’t believe in Jesus.” “You don’t need to, just come bless the bottle.”

“I’m stealing his daughter and if he’s still being a homophobe I’ll steal his wife too.”

“I broke up with my boyfriend and my therapist fucking cheered.” “I don’t disagree with her.”

“You would suck dick for a crab rangoon.” “Oh for sure.”

“Someone just handed me condoms in a way that seemed like he thought I had the hardware to be able to use them, however I like that I pass as someone who does, so I’ll take it.”

“So you’re like, an expert on the Titanic, right?” “Is this about the submarine?” “Maybe.” “Great, buckle in, you’ve come to the right person.”

“Do you want me to explain bottom surgery to you? Because I think you’re going to get grossed out.” “Yeah, I’ll be fine.” (dear reader, she was, in fact, grossed out)

“You have main character things happen to you while having the attitude of a quirky side character, and I love it.”

“Is that a lemon?” “It’s a cat, but I see where you’re coming from.”

“During pride month? This is homophobia.” “That was loud.” “Good, I hope the homophobe heard.”

“He was like, ‘is your roommate hot?’ and I was like ‘what, yeah, why?’ like who asks that?” “You think I’m hot?”

“So I have a proposition.” “No.” “You don’t even know what it is.” “Yes I do. That one asshole is hitting you up for a booty call. Don’t.” “Bitch.”

“Where are your wisdom teeth?” “Probably in a medical waste container somewhere if they’re still on this plane of existence.”

“I thought he was kidding!” “Who would joke about a turtle?”

“Hey, can someone drive me to the Urgent Care?” “Like now?” “If you’re not busy.”

“Listen. I avoided admitting myself to a hospital for any reason for almost 17 years. Don’t yell at me for not knowing that wasn’t an Urgent Care problem.”

“Whose Rabbi came to the soccer game?”

“Are you fucking colorblind? That’s purple.”

“I got hit on at the grocery store.” “Was he cute?” “He looked greasy.”

“How do you not know who David Bowie is?” “That is the loudest I’ve ever heard you, holy fuck.”

“When I get wine drunk, I get horny.” “We could have a threesome.” “There’s four people here.” “Oh. Foursome then.”

“Hey can I give you a dollar for one of those beanie babies? I need to butcher it for a cat toy.” “Sure?”

“Sit, we need to talk to you about something.” “Remember when you got high a couple weeks ago and had a gender crisis?”

“Are you going to stab me?” “What? Oh, butter knife, sorry.”

“You know when men have that little swoop of hair? The queef?” “Oh my god I’m crying, you mean a quiff.”

“There is a very large bug on my flowers and I don’t want to touch it.” “That’s my cicada, he’s already dead.”

“Dude, I’ve lived with you for like three months, you’re so obviously a switch.”

“Sometimes you say things and I do not question you because they are the most on brand things you could possibly say. Like sure, I’ll buy that you listen to punk music and have a high pain tolerance. That seems right.”

[saucymincks]

Hey! Are you someone who forgets to grab a bite now and then, who gets stuck in one spot for a long while far away from food, maybe you work weird hours and your appetite is a little out of sync, whatever the case may be. If this sounds like you, hello, I am also this way.

I was recently reminded of a thing I did right before my son was born that ended up being a lifesaver on many occasions, and that has become a thing I return to every now and then when I want to make sure I remember to eat semiregularly:

Snack stations.

In strategic locations throughout the house, I set out little baskets/boxes/whatevers of as many snack options as I could manage. I tried to have a balance of options, and I had a "no rules" rule. If I wanted the little treat in there, it went in there, no questions asked. No restrictions, no diet culture bullshit, put the damn thing in the box and enjoy.

I did predictable little bottled water and almonds and protein bars kind of thing for the first week, and it was perfectly fine, but I got a bit tired of the little salty peanut butter crackers (and they kept flaking and it's very hard to keep flakes off of a baby's head). I started mixing it up and adding more options, and then I started doing little themes, because a thing they don't tell you about being a new parent is that it can get weirdly monotonous and liminal if you don't go out of your way to mix it up sometimes.

Mad Men was still new and a big thing in our house so I did a theme week and had things like stuffed olives and retro candies from the cool candy shop in town and Coke in a glass bottle as a drink option (room temp, unfortunately, but hardly a tragedy). I dunno, it was silly and cute and gave me a little moment of fun at 4:29 AM now and then.

There was also a stretch where it just WOULD NOT STOP RAINING so I added things like lemonade and those buttery crackers with that grassy dill flavor and trail mix with sesame cashews and dried apricots to the box, all stuff I pack for walking around the park in the summertime. Sunshine snacks. It helped.

And when I wanted things like sugary bottled coffees or Little Debbie cakes or a metric fuckton of discounted Easter candy added to the snack stations, then by golly they were and I would not hear a word about it.

I had one on either end of the couch, on my side of the bed, under my son's crib (also in my bedroom but on the other side), on the dining room table, on the kitchen counter, in my car (remember that temperature is a thing and remove according to what your weather is doing!!), in my backpack, and next to the TV on the floor, because sometimes that child would not fall asleep if the sound of the Mad Men opening theme was not on repeat in the background.

I'd size the stations up or down depending on what I could afford and what I could fit, do whatever you can do and whatever makes sense to you. But basically I just tried to make sure I had something within reasonable reach of a lot of places I might get stuck near, or might possibly just pass and notice and think to grab something.

This isn't a flashy discovery or a life hack or whatever we're calling things these days, and I know a lot of people who were already doing this long before me, but whenever I bring it up someone always seems to go "oh I should do that before I have surgery" or "that would be helpful while I'm studying for finals" or something. I figure I'll mention it when I think to in case it helps someone!

[eating-the-inedible]

Here is a list of the inedibles that will be in this bracket

Lava

Orbeez

Orange Joe (fictional "beverage" that's a combination of orange juice and coffee)

Doll shoes

Dirt

Pen caps

Mercury

Watermelon tourmaline

Comet/scouring powder

Moss

Paper towels

Play-Doh

Drywall

Marbles

CD

DVD

Dice

Kinetic Sand

Coins 

Fiberglass insulation

3DS Stylus

Plastic Bottle Cap

Chapstick

Babybell Cheese Wax

Paper

Bouncy ball

Human meat

Venus (planet)

Cascade dishwasher pods

Acrylic Paint

Magnets

Molten glass

Pens

Sea glass

Silica gel packet

Leaves

Cocoa butter lotion

Antifreeze

Pencil Toppers, the lil eraser things

Sand

Tumbled amethyst

Rubber Ducks

The rubber balls from the game Cranium Cariboo

Polly pocket clothes

Poison Dart Frog

Snow

0.1 uF Film Capacitor

The sun

Metal

Eraser

Tide pods

Phone charger wire

Those free wooden pencils you get at ikea (just the wood shell not the lead)

Liquid nitrogen

Aquarium gravel

the weird science juice in the beakers in those stock images

Origami star

Styrofoam cup

Sticky note

Collar of shirt

This submission form

Plastic straws

Glow sticks

Oil paintings

Candle wax

Glass

Nickel sulfate solution/Nickel plating solution

Silicone wristbands

Seatbelt

The wax paper under your Poutine

Forearm (doesn't have to be one's own)

Asbestos

Candy wrapper

“Okay so technically this is edible but I’ve had urges to just take a huge bite out of certain sea creatures before. Like just a chunk from an orca or dolphin or great white or seal, etc.”

“Those stupid wooden spoons”

Furbies

Scotch tape

Artificial grapes (the wax/plastic ones for display)

phone

THE FLESH OF MY ENEMIES

Crystals

Fire

The goo inside  Stretch Armstrong

Headphone wire

Raw steak

Art

Small colorful rubber bands 

Tinfoil

Pencil lead

Cattails (the plant)

Foamy soap

Liquid soap

Bar soap

Flourite

Shiny rocks

Grass

A hunk of random fish swimming by

A live goldfish

Toothpaste

Styrofoam

Price Tag Fasteners

The moon

Pool noodles

Smol frog

Destroying angel mushroom

the smoke coming out of the grain refineries two Mike's out of Gary, Indiana, Usa

Popsicle sticks

Cardboard

My hat

The tiny rocks in school playgrounds

Gasoline

Blue laundry detergent

Spray foam insulation

Battery corrosion

Fiber optic cables

Packing peanuts

Your mother

Pond water

Dry ice

Alkali metals

Chocolate shampoo

Ping pong ball

Bricks, like the stuff you'd build with. Minecraft bricks even, if you want

Hoodie drawstrings

Horse treats

Chalk

Copper (II) Sulphate Water / Blue Science Rock + Blue Science Juice

Ink

Floam

Fabric Paint

Oil paint

that one art piece of the banana taped to the wall

the hotdog somebody encased in resin

“the thin lego plates not the base plates but like the lego piece thats like 2x8 and they kinda look like hershey chocolate bar pieces”

One of those little hamsters

Model magic

Battery Acid (the drink)

manchineel apple

Rubber band ball

The lava lamp liquid

Blood

Rosin

Wax apples

That cake decoration that came with your slice and you're like 90% sure it's not edible... but what if ?

Soap bubble

Lush cosmetics' products

Plushies

Strawberry Shortcake's dolls with scented hair

Wood

Glue

Salt lamp

People who think children are not worth their consideration

Tarmac

Shampoo

Pennies

Poisonous berries

Chunky soft yarn

Crayons 

Rock

“whatever the Chuck E Cheese Ticket Muncher Machine is eating (it's not the tickets) (or the sound itself but that's neither a solid nor a liquid so this is just kind of holding hands with the hypothetical ticket muncher food)”

Snow globe liquid

Chisel tip whiteboard marker

Raw dough

Raw fuckin cactus. alive

Grape agate

Car seat

Succulents

Keys

Lock pick

Scrub daddy

Molten sugar 

Allergens

Lightning bolts

“Bark dust. Like the dirt/bark dust that's under the bark chips on a playground. Not the chips themselves. The dust.”

Clear deodorant

Apple earbud wires

Eggshells

Squinkies

Hello kitty sweatshirt zipper

Preshredded mozzarella cheese

Scrap metal

Rose

All of the rocks at a crystal shop

Origami polyhedron model

Bubbles mixture

Cupcake liners

Hair gel

Curtain rods

Incense sticks

Incense cones

Metal thing that attaches eraser to pencil

Windshield wiper fluid

Plastic pencil grips

Wooden ice cream spoon

Book

Tree

The liquid in levels

Vanilla extract

Aroace flag

Coil incense

California state testing “next question” button

Spackle

Forbidden coal iron french fries

Garage doors that look like chocolate bars

Plastic takeout box

Velvet

Weird anime girl hair

Freezable gel ice pack

Clouds

Necklace chains

Nail polish

Pencil Shavings

Pool floats

Bao Dumpling

Spray deodorant

0.1 uF Ceramic Capacitor

Vanillish (Pokémon)

Fondant

Really fancy pillars

Computers

Favorite song

Tumblr

“THE LITTLE ORBS IN THE MOUSE (aka trackballs)”

“Any cutesy anime character like Chopper or Pikachu”

Wooden fan blades

Balsa wood sticks

Those blankets that look like tortillas

Microwave

Milk and golden honey softsoap

Batteries

1x2 lego pieces

Light bulbs

Slightly melted lounge chair

Cork (the material)

Pineapple coke

Fingernails 

Sparkly lipgloss

Race Car Tire Marble

Gold trophies

Konjac sponge

Shirt

Mandy the Slayer / Orange Spyderco Dragonfly Knife

Malachite

Heater

Glasses Temples

Typewriter keys

EVA foam

Airplane

Sword

Crumbs in the couch

Children

My wife's arm/shoulder

Records

Yellow ACE bandages

Neon Signs

Scented candles

[lihikainanea]

just a thought I've been contemplating lately regarding height difference but how would Bill and Tiger manage in the shower??? do they ever shower together or have they compromised on shared baths? because I KNOW Bill would hog all the water (not because he's an ass bless him but because he literally towers over tiny Tiger and the water never reaches her) and she'd complain she was cold constantly. and I also think of how Tiger would want to maybe wash Billy's hair to relax him and make him feel good maybe like after a flight or something but she didn't think this through so then when the moment comes she realises she can't even reach him 😂😂

I, not so low-key, LOVE this idea nani.

I'm uh, not tall so I don't really have an issue with showers anywhere in the world. But my experience has been most parts of North America are home to the whole shower/tub situation, where in most places its one in the same--there's a tub, you stand in it, and there's also a shower spout that's high but not like, Bill high. And in Scandinavia they're a fan of the whole wet-bathroom idea--IE, all of the bathroom is a shower and everything gets soaked. Admittedly, I was very confused at this concept upon my first voyage into Scandinavia via the Thon hotel in Lillestrøm, Norway. I put my towels on the toilet like I do in any hotel bathroom, put my change of clothes there too, and by the time I was done my shower everything was...soaked.

I was vexed.

But now I'm kind of used to it and I actually ADORE the idea of a wet bathroom because it's just so easy to clean and just makes so much sense. And of course, as in most places in Scandinavia, things are just...a little higher up. Because the population is taller.

In any case, Bill likes the whole Scandinavian shower situation because he just never seems to have a problem--his head gets under the spout. In North America, though? Oh dear. Half of him gets showered, the other half remains dry. His head towers over the shower spout and he just stands there and frowns at it.

Bill complains endlessly about the shower situation in North America.

And like, my girl tiger--tiger has no problems. Tiger is not of giant proportions. She handles it just fine in North America, and after a little getting used to the shower situation and soaking wet bathroom in Scandinavia--she has that nailed down too.

But maybe....maybe this is on one of their road trips? Oh, be still my heart. All dingy, no-name motels and small towns. It's a beat up mustang convertible in small towns across the southern US. It's no-name hotels, it's diners, it's open road and long sunsets. And maybe they've been driving all day, gummy candy piled high in tiger's lap while Bill has his RayBans on, one hand on the stick shift, all the windows open. Bruce Springsteen is blasting and tiger is singing along (horribly). She's full of dodgy corndogs from the last gas stop, Bill's fingers are still stained neon orange from Doritos, and every once in awhile she shoves a gummy bear in his mouth. They have no idea where they're gong, and it doesn't matter.

But after hours of driving they pull into some weird town and find a motel for the night. He stops off at a liquor store and tiger gets some scotch. They get some peanuts from the vending machine in the parking lot, and the parking lot is right outside their door. It's sticky hot, humid, the dead of summer and the hum of cicadas and the buzz of the bug zapper break the silence.

Maybe they've both had a rough go of it lately, maybe neither of them have. Maybe Bill's off and between shoots and tiger can work from anywhere, maybe it's cold where they last stayed, maybe it was too busy with too many lights--maybe it was everything and nothing, maybe they busted wanted to reconnect with each other, and this is the best way they know how.

Dinner is whatever they can scrounge up. Pub fare from a local dive. Whatever they can find in the hot section of the local gas stop, even if it looks like those hot dogs have been turning on that hot plate for a year. They fill their bellies and their souls, laughing at the terrible karaoke and knocking back even more terrible spirits on ice. When they get back to the motel they sit out on rickety plastic chairs, knocking back scotch that burns and easing the sting with the salt of the peanuts. They talk about everything--how they feel, who they are, who they've become, them, the us of it--and nothing at all. And when Bill finally fans the neck of his t-shirt, exhales loudly, tiger smiles.

"Bit sticky ain't it?" she asks.

Bill widens his eyes, fans himself.

"You look like a sweat hog triple-dipped in Crisco and strung up on a grease pole," she smirks.

Bill eyes her, quirks a brow.

"What?' she asks innocently, "I always say that."

Bill stares at her, takes a swig of his scotch without breaking eye contact.

"I heard our waitress say it," she finally mumbles. Bill snorts.

"C'mon," she stands, pulling on his arm, "Shower. Bed."

Bill knocks back the rest of his scotch and lets her pull him up.

"Bold of you to assume I fit into either of those things," he whispers mischievously, stealing a kiss. Tiger just smirks.

"Bold of you to assume I don't have years of experience shoving you into all kinds of places you don't fit, big bird."

She pulls him down into a heated kiss and he tastes of cheap whisky and smoke. He moans into it but before he can grab hold of her for more she breaks free, tugs him into the dingy room. He steals as many kisses as he can while she gets him out of his pants, tugs his t-shirt over his head. She starts the shower, testing the water as he pulls impatiently at her clothes, and then she ducks under the stream of water and pulls him in with her.

It's laughable, really. He has to duck under the shower rod and his head nearly hits the ceiling, the shower nozzle only hitting halfway down his chest. She stifles a giggle and he glares playfully.

"This is fun," he deadpans.

"Come on bud," she giggles, "Come down here, I'll wash your hair."

He tries crouching but the space really is just too small and he really is just too big, so after a bit of shifting he finally just ends upon his knees in the tub while tiger grabs the shampoo.

But y'know...on his knees, he's really at the perfect height. And her hands are in his hair anyway, and he's feeling a might bit mischievous, so maybe he just places a suckling kiss on her lower belly...and then another one...and then before she can yank him back, he dives forward and swipes his tongue through her folds.

"Bill," she tries to admonish, but it comes out as more of a pleasured sigh. She runs her hands through his hair, lathering it up, and while she's rather defenseless--he does it again.

"Stop," she says meekly, but her legs are going to jello and her hands are kind of tugging him forward, grasping at his hair. So he grabs one of her legs, loops it onto his shoulder.

"Hold on tight kid," he purrs.

"Billy no," she whimpers.

"Hush," he tuts her, "Just trying to make us both fit in here. This is the only way."

[liminalpebble]

A letter from Eddie would heal my heart please 🖤

Hey Sweetheart,

I've seen you around, and I just can't get your style and your pretty face, and all those witty things you say, out of my mind. You're a one of a kind lady, and it's so metal.

I've been observing closely, honey, and I think you and I could have a beautiful time enjoying our freaky mutual interests together.

Let's wear our Halloween costumes and watch some scary movies. I have a bunch of candy and snacks we could eat while we curl up in front of the tv.

I bought soooo much Halloween candy for the Hellfire squirts, but even those ravenous little paladin dorks couldn't eat it all. I guess I went a little overboard. I...uh...I do that a lot...with everything. I just really want them to have some good Halloweens. Every kid deserves that, don't you think?

The parents in the trailer park always shoo their kids way from our place while trick or treating, and that simply won't do. No church lady mom is gonna interfere with a well deserved sugar high...no ma'am...not on my watch.

So every year, I take my ass out in my stupid little vampire cape and a giant bowl of candy and run around tossing some to all the little dudes. None of those gross circus peanuts or candy corn from Uncle Eddie either. It's gotta be Snicker and Reese's Cups and the good shit. I give 'em extra if they're super weird nerdy little dudes. Gotta encourage nonconformity young, right?

I....uh...I lost my train of thought. I just keep rambling because I don't want to stop talking to you and I'm nervous and....anyway. I have Halloween candy and I'd love for us to share it while we hang out. Call me?

❤️🖤❤️🤘

Eddie

@sweetsigyn @hellfirenacht @leelei1980 @josephfakingquinn @fairyysoup @take-everything-you-can @itsfreakingbats

[ihatebnha]

What do you think is Katsukis weirdest go to snack combo?

Lmao, you KNOW this dude is putting banana peppers on everything he eats. Rice, salad, toast… having them as a snack right out of the freaking jar, probably. Same with like, pickled radish and ginger too, I feel like that’s his version of candy, you know? Or at least, similar to a condiment in his eyes, and especially any spicy batches you manage to find; he’s all over that shit.

(Lmfao, pickler Bakugo… now that’s a funny thought: him making home pickles in your fridge that he keeps asking you to try.)

But as for weird combos? Lmao he probably does that thing some people do where they dip like… steamed veggies in ketchup and mayo, or soy sauce and oil. He definitely doesn’t want to… ruin his special diet with chips, so he’ll act like broccoli and ketchup is equivalent to having french fries, or carrots in mayo is… normal. LOL.

And I can see him putting like. Hot sauce on weird things, too. Like potato chips (when he has them), or plain white rice and seaweed… even sandwiches or eggs. You walk in the kitchen to find him making a snack… and it’s just a plate of cucumbers with a dollop of sriracha on each one LMFAOOOO. Maybe even raw ass garlic sometimes. He’s like… carefully applying it and everything, too🥴

Also for some weird reason I wanna say he like. Eats graham crackers? His version of a cookie or something. Has them w/ his daily yogurt/probiotic or maybe even a banana and some peanut butter. This isn’t all that weird but… I can’t think of a single young person young person who goes out of their way to buy GCs… plus his yogurt is unsweetened so… it’s a little gross to see him dip them in there LMAO. Like just get some milk, babe.

Similarly, I can see him making like… savory overnight oats lmfao. Like without honey and instead puts idek. Chili oil.

LOL AND I HAVE to say it… def one of those crazy people who eats like… 80-90% dark chocolate and genuinely doesn’t notice it tastes like dirt. Probably even buys like… chili pepper or ham to put on it, too. GET SOME HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!

[poisonouswritings]

THE CARNIVAL IS IN TOWN FOR ME THIS WEEK AND I HAVE LIKE INSANE ADHD SO I KEEP FORGETTING THAT IT’S THERE AND THEN I LOOK OVER AND IT’S A BUNCH OF PRETTY LIGHTS AND I JUST STARE AT IT FOR LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES (might be 15 seconds idk time is weird)

ANYWAY IT GOT ME THINKING SAGE WOULD FUCKING LOVE A CARNIVAL OR FAIR THING AND LIKE OKAY SO YOU KNOW THE DISNEY TEACUPS??? THE CARNIVAL THAT COEMS TO MY CITY HAS THAT EXCEPTNITS SPINNIGN BEARS AND J THINK SAGE WOULD 10000% SPIN AS FAST AS HE FUCKING CAN IN ONE OF THOSE—

ANISA!!!! WITH!!!!!! FUNNEL CAKE!!!!!!!!!! IDK I THINK SHE WOULD REALLY LIKE FUNNEL CAKE WITH LIKE STRAWBERRY SYRUP AND STUFF IDK WHY

Tulsi and Sage at one of those shooting games where you’re supposed to shoot the little paper star thing and if you get the whole thing you win and she gets the biggest fucking elephant and I specify Tulsi AND Sage even though I think Tulsi would be more interested because I’m thinking of Tulsi kicking his ass and winning the Biggest Fucking Elephant and rubbing it in his face (why are there giant stuffed elephants as the prize for this? Because that’s a prize at the one in my city rn don’t ask me why it just is)

I have Absolutely Nothing for felix because I have no idea what he’d be doing at a carnival anyway unless the other two dragged him I mean it’s loud it’s bright and fuck dammit I want a funnel cake now

Also curious about how Rime and the Griefers would do at a carnival

idk last legacy brainrot is going Ping Ponging in my head like tigger from fuckin Winnie the Pooh

TW very vague mention of alcohol/weed, throwing up

Hehehe,,, I love carnivals,, or I guess it's more accurate to say that I love the vibe/aesthetics of carnivals. It's nostalgic and wholesome and full of heart, y'know?

I think Sage and Elowen (and possibly also Lucan) would get super distracted staring at lights. It's the cat in them. And if Sage and Lucan are buzzed/drunk? Absolutely will go on the Ferris Wheel just to look out at all the lights and chill. My stoner's agenda insists I mention that they would prooooobably do an edible or something beforehand. Balsam might do one too but he also might try to be the sober babysitter. Although if Elowen is gonna be staying around them for the majority of the time then she probably gets to be the DD.

Sage would go as fast as possible! If you get dizzy easily then he'll try to keep it slow but honestly he gets overexcited and still ends up going very fast. If you aren't up to it, send him with Lucan and Balsam. They'll go as fast as possible because they wanna see 'who's the toughest' and can go the longest without barfing. Balsam wins because he has an iron stomach. Lucan and Sage have to sit down and sip some water for like twenty minutes. Dorks.

Funnel cake! Cotton candy! Kettle corn! Caramel apples! Anisa is trying all the snacks and splitting them with you. Doesn't matter how long the line is. Imagine,, you're splitting a funnel cake,,, and she goes 'oh this is really sweet' and you lean over and kiss her cheek and go 'not as sweet as you! :3' and then her cheeks go warm and her hair poofs and she squeaks and ehehehehe I love her so much

Yes Tulsi and Sage doing the water game but. Also. Tulsi and Elowen doing the water game. Elowen having sharpshooter skills. If the guns are the kinds that let you freely move them around then they will shoot at Sage. Either way Tulsi is winning a giant elephant. She's naming it Peanut.

If there's any sort of 'Tunnel of Love'-esque ride, Felix is checking them out. And if there's any sort of live shows or performances, he's there. Magic shows??? Please. Felix who practices street magic and can't help but point out the mistakes the magician is making so the magician is like 'okay you do it then' thinking Fe is just a heckler but then Fe actually does some really impressive tricks and it's like !! He's having fun in his own ways. And if there's any sort of haunted house, he's dragging everyone through it.

Rime,, doing,,, photo ops? I feel like he would be very particular about his selfies. He'll go on rides if you ask him too, but a carnival just isn't his type of scene. He will make some sort of joke about Sage being a clown though. Also remember in (I think?) Chapter 12 when Rime was like 'I'll show you something super scary like clowns?' Rime is scared of clowns. So if there's any clowns around, he'll be very antsy and liable to just fast-walking out of the area to try not to be obvious about it.