#Timothee Chalemet

[nordinor]

Movie Review: Dune Part Two

Saw this on an IMAX screen yesterday, and waited to write a review because I had so many thoughts. I’ll try to keep this as spoiler free as possible. Part two follows Paul Atreides and Lady Jessica as they try to integrate into life on Arrakis. The Harkonnens have reinserted their control over spice production and are constantly fighting off the Fremen, the indigenous people of Arrakis. It isn’t…

[grundoonmgnx]

ph. Timothée Chalemet, You Can Have the Last Bite (Self-portrait with Shoes), 2022

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'Bones And All' Movie Review

‘Bones And All’ Movie Review

The highly anticipated cannibal love story is here. Director Luca Guadagnino has teamed up with Timothée Chalemet once again. Previously working together on Call Me By Your Name, the duo have delivered a love story of a very different nature. Along with Chalemet, film stars Taylor Russel and Mark Rylance. After a disturbing incident involving a teenager getting her finger bitten off,  Maren…

[queen-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

i love you so so so so so much but i feel like you probably think im annoying 🙏 [\p btw]

No! I don't think ur annoying lime at all. I really enjoy yapping to u and this made my dayyyy

[vernalloy]

Celebrities if they reboot the Muppets as they were in the 70s:

Legally obligated

Lin-Manuel Miranda

Meryl Streep

Idina Menzel

Fun (in approximate order of interest)

Billy Porter

Patti LuPone

Andrew Rannells

Weird Al

Dolly Parton

Ariana DeBose

André De Shields

Jack Black

Sutton Foster

Mandy Patinkin

John Oliver

Patrick Stewart

Jeff Goldblum

Dave Bautista

Jonathan Groff

Alex Brightman

Neil Patrick Harris

Unlikely but please god please

Amber Gray

Grace McLean

John Darnielle

Impossible

Angela Lansbury

Chita Rivera

[panspy]

love when u go to antique malls and ur looking thru a bin of old porcelain dolls and bam. sasuke.

[castielsprostate]

supernatural 2026 destiel but dean is immediately killed off by a torpedo through his penis after the reuniting kiss between him and castiel. jensen starts playing jorid, the secret fourth winchester brother and shoots misha collins in the iron hips for castiel to be recast by timothee chalemet (he has musical numbers now). jared padalecki is burned at the stake for unrelated reasons and his charred corpse plays sam winchester. no one notices the difference

[kuroppiii]

  apple bottom jeans ᵕ̈       timeskip!hq men ( atsumu , shōyō ,       oikawa , ushijima ) that i think can       actually dance at the club ˎˊ˗

⋮⋮ ˒ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ 𖥻 ⿻ : and i DON ' T mean just ⋮⋮  two-stepping to the music blasting, ⋮⋮  jesus christ no!!!

📋 content     ♡ # 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 🐮 ( ? )     ♡ # 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 🥛     ♡ # 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 - 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱     ♡ # ~500 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴     ♡ # 𝙘𝙬 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 ! ( 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨     𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰 ) + 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

🎶 on shuffle " dare " - gorillaz

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💬 kuroppiii ─ “ thought of this while listening to gorillaz 💪 someone take me out partying pleaseee i need to dance and sweat and get buzzed again !! ”

︴miya atsumu ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

big frat guy energy but unfortunately he gets away with it because they way he looks at you, drink in hand, as he's bumpin to the beat is HOTTTT

like guys... c'mon now

with the top buttons of his shirt undone and like a chain on yes pls

the type to look straight into your eyes as you two sing along to songs line for line, BAR! for BAR!!!

lots of action with the arms and elbows from him (yeah frat energy i fear)

hand on your ass as you two vibe to the music, definitely, no question

he'd be hyping you up too with like one of those stupid cartoonish-ass whistles AHHHH THE DEMONS ARE MAKING ME TYPE THIS

also he can get into it without even drinking like just let this man dance!!! (but ofc he has a few shots it's a fucking party lmao)

beige flag: he will jump up and down to some carti or kanye or some shit and he will look a bit corny if you really squint

︴hinata shōyō ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

A LITTLE MUCH AT TIMES like babes this is not magic mike chill with the body rolling bud

but also the redheads got some good moves, good for him!

it's all in the shoulders 🫡

like think that timothee chalemet edit that went viral during quarantine (💀💀💀)

likes to spin you around and really dance with you y'know

holding ur hands the whole time aw

just wants to make sure yall are having a good time

watch out for when those latin songs come on tho because this boy will go HAMMM

shoyo my brazillian king x bad bunny? YUPPPP

p.s. he would def end up crowd surfing somehow

︴oikawa tōru ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

one that sways along with you from behind so that randos can't sneak up on you (romance is so back!!)

hands always on your waist, holding you close

talks to you by bending down and mumbling into your ear barkbarkwoofbarkwoofwoof

like a chiller 'tsumu bc i don't think he's really the type to be belting lyrics with you like that but he's definitely feeling himself LORD

don't be scared, shake some ass on him, he don't mind 🤷‍♀️

if he ends up in front of you, gets really close to you, like all up in your personal space, still dancing ofc

but he can't help his eyes RAKING you up and down when you two are like that heart eyes

if a nikki minaj song comes own he definitely knows all the lyrics OOPS WHO SAID THAT NOT ME

︴ushijima wakatoshi ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

HEAR ME OUT

he needs a few drinks to get there BUT!!! he can get a little loose you feel me?

it's starts out gradual, bc completely sober he's definitely a two-stepper booooo

but as the alcohol kicks in, and they especially play the more fun and carefree songs not so much the tiktok thirst trap type tracks lol–he starts opening up more!

and its kinda cute like his skillset is kinda limited to dance moves straight out of a coming of age film dance montage

lowkey the toby maguire dance from spiderman 3 is gonna make an appearance (ushi secret geek agenda but that's my ted talk for another day)

i can see him getting turnt to some chappell roan (him doing the hot to go! dance 😭)

but but but the BEST part's when he's fighting back a smile as he's dancing, you two feeling like you're the only ones on the dance floor together

or your arms up and around his neck and his hands on your hips, him not being able to keep his eyes off you, feeling the bass hitting in your chests... yeahhhh

       ⇩  ⇩  ⇩ 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 ::

︴nishinoya yū + tanaka ryūnosuke ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘° 

i HAVE to put them together in an honorable mention because you bet if one of them is dancing, the other is holding their phone flashlight up, shining it all on the other

they both pull up in shades even if the club is inside 💀💀💀

dance circle? THEY'RE GETTING STURDY IN THERE

THEY'RE DOING THE WORM

GETTIN DOWN LOWWWW

maybe even hitting the gritty? who knows? ironically ofc (not)

like yeah they obviously can dance well with someone each on their own

but the amount of money i'd pay to go clubbing with the both of them? embarrassingly large amount i'm willing to give up

trulyyy life of the party when they're both on the dancefloor together

[celebtf]

Could you do a story between timothee chalamet and Austin Butler?

Austin,Timmy, The prize

The hype was real for the fans, everybody was screaming diffrent names and phones were taking pictures. The paparazzi was everywhere this evening and the black cars pulled up to the read carpet and to the building. This was going to be an amazing night for Movies and TV, everybody has dressed up and was going to have so much fun.

The Black car pulled up to the entré of the buildning and everybody went crazy, the camera had a blinding light and it flashed from black back to reality each second. Austin stepped out of the car, with his legs first and then his head poked out. Austin loved going to these big nights, even better if he was nominated for anything, which he was tonight, he was up for 4 awards and he was ver confident that he would win something atleast, it's been a good year for him.

Austin went inside the building that the award ceremony was held, he had walked the carpet done, he loved meeting his fans and pose for pictures and he still was very confident.

Another black car pulled up right before Austin was heading outside. The fans went crazy and the paparazzi was capturing pictures. Austin heard all the screaming and turned around and saw, it was Timothée Chalemet stepping out from his car. No wonder everybody went crazy, it's Timmy, Ofcourse, Austin would too, but he had to play it cool.

" Oh damn he looks good in that suit, the way those pants fit his ass, really forms it" Austin couldn't believe his thoughts, he wasn't even gay, why would he think so about another guy.

" Hey Austin, come here And take some pictures " Timmy called him over and Ofcourse he couldn't say no, it was great PR marketing and good for his brand to be seen with another promising actor.

The night went on for the two guys, award after award, Austin saddly didn't win anything Tonight even if he had a great year, but to even be nominated was an Honor, right? That's how you're supposed to think, you don't want to come of as greedy or mad that you didn't win. For Timmy, he won a few, well he won two actually. Ofcourse Austin was happy for the rising star, why wouldn't he be?

Austin went to the toilet for a good pee, he had hold it in for a long time, a good 4 hours, you don't really get breaks on these things. Austin went in and peed, beside him was Timothée, he had put his award on the counter while he peed, they talked a little too.

" Hey man, I'm sorry you didn't win anything, but do you want to feel mine? " Austin couldn't say no to that, he wanted to touch, to hold it, he wanted to pretened he won, bit he wouldn't admit that out loud.

Timmy started to hand over the Prize when suddenly everything went black, both men fell to the ground.

Austin opened his eyes first and saw that he was on the bathroom floor, his first thought was that now he would need to clean this suit since he probably laid in somebody's pee, but he felt lighter for once but also shorter, he stood up and saw in his reflection, it wasn't Austin stairing back at him, he saw Timothée looking back, Austin turned around to see his old body laying on the floor still.

Austin got scared, he was now in Timothée's body, he didn't know what to do, but he didn't really mind it, Timmy looked good, had a great ass and now he kinda got the awards of you think about it. Austin grabbed his new award and left his old body in the bathroom.

Austin left the night with a new body and two new Awards and 100 missed calls from an unknown number.

[smoqueen]

the stick figure meme where its deflecting a shot and accidentally killing a 3rd stick figure but it says 'making fun of timothee chalemets looks' and me, the 3rd stick figure is, 'girl you know who looks like timothee chalamet'

[9w1ft]

Re: Carolina Herrera and Karlie. We’ve discussed this before, but a lot of people don’t know that Karlie is not simply the face of a perfume in the same way that Timothee Chalemet is the current face of one of Chanel’s perfumes, or Joe Alwyn did an ad for Tom Ford Beau du Jour one time. Good Girl perfume was created especially in conjunction with Karlie being the face of it. She’s not just the face of it, she is the Good Girl. It’s a whole other level of business partnership and branding. It’s been going strong for 7 years, and Good Girl continues to be one of the best selling perfumes in the world. You can be walking down the street in Slovakia or Shanghai or some place, and there’s Karlie The Good Girl on a billboard. Every airport with a duty free in the world, and most Ulta Beautys and Sophoras in the US have her picture showing. CH also happens to be the first runway she walked at fashion week when she was 15. She absolutely would have influence over what they do and we’ve seen it over and over again, including this year and last (remember Karlie did her pink smoke effect before Taylor filmed hers in the LH MV, and the midnight version of GG was developed and announced well before Taylor announced Midnights, and this stuff goes way back to the first ads which had subtle references to This Is What You Came For, and another one where she said “Don’t call me kid” long before Taylor released Illicit Affairs.) There is absolutely no way anyone will ever convince me these things aren’t pre-referencing Taylor’s work, or Taylor’s work is referencing these ads. And the only way this is possible is if Karlie knows ahead of time what’s coming (usually months ahead) and/or Taylor is referencing Karlie ads later. The only reason the former would happen is if they are on good terms (very good terms and Taylor is ok with it) and the only way the latter happens is if Taylor’s obsessed with Karlie.

thank you for typing this out for me i almost typed it up but was like, i’ve written about this, so i went to find a post and then i couldn’t find it immediately and then i started about my day and such and forgot 😆

i think if you’re new its hard to appreciate or grasp what brands are important to karlie. like i remember distinctly way back when when i first got here in 2018 looking at taymojis and people freaking out about there being a stiletto taymoji and how it was a kaylor reference and the photo people were using to talk about why it was a reference was —to me— just a pic of a carolina herrera ad where karlie was wearing a stiletto and i remember thinking to myself, come on guys it’s a shoe, what’s specific about a shoe?? but i was lacking the context of The Swift Life app being released in late 2017 (meaning it was being built/prepped throughout 2017, likely early 2017 with all the other rep promo) in combination with karlie having been made the face of what was then the new carolina herrera good girl perfume just the year prior (mid 2016), which was a big get for her at the time, and that the perfume bottle is stiletto shaped. now, looking back, i understand what about that taymoji was sus, given all this extra context. karlie now being the face of a perfume was a big achievement for her. and the achievement happened to be shoe shaped. so why not celebrate that? etc.

so anyway, if anon is feeling anything like the way i did, but are somewhat interested in kaylor anyway, i would suggest just sticking a pin in stuff like this and moving on for now and maybe coming back to it a half year or year from now after gaining a little more perspective and seeing if your perspective has changed

[catboymoses]

I love every middle and high school play production ever

except lin manuel miranda Fiddler on the Roof and timothee chalemet Sweet Charity

[queen-of-weird-girlboy-nation]

Why does timothee chalemet look like that

[farmlesbians]

tamino is the sophisticated woman’s timothee chalemet

[athena-xox]

How I picture the noble house of Black cousins

They all had very sharp features and aquiline noses. And curly hair but to different degrees. All (except Andy) of them had grey eyes. They had had thin lips. Fey like features

Bella: again very sharp features and high cheekbones. Jet black hair. She had big curls, and would use magic to keep them defined. She would also charm her hair to look like snakes #medusaagenda. Her eyes were between grey and black. Naturally dark lips.

Andy: I like to hc that her and Bella were twins and that’s why they look so alike not incest, so the differences in her and Bella. Her features were all a bit softer, still sharp though. Her hair was a few shades lighter, thicker and she didn’t define her curls with magic or product so it looked more wavy but she could easily have it look the same as Bella’s. In contrast to her whole family she had warm brown eyes.

Narcissa: her hair was less curly than her sisters but still black. Her eyes were on a blue/purple grey scale, but still clearly grey. When she dyed her hair blonde, she would make her features look more delicate. Not softer but simply more delicate and feminine. She also would straighten her hair when she dyed it.

Sirius: his features were about as sharp as narcissas. When he was younger he would have very small curls but they loosened as he got older. When he was in Azkaban he obviously couldn’t care for his curls so it eventually just became wavy. And when he escaped he let it stay that way to separate himself from his family. His eyes had hues of lots of other colours.

Regulus: slightly sharper features than Timothee Chalemet (he IS regulus). He also had curly hair but since he kept it short it wasn’t that noticeable. His eyes were void of all colour, perfect grey.

The Black family is just so hard to fancast because I just have such a specific imagine of them. Also the Black sisters are so underrated I will definitely be posting about them.

[unluckyslotmachine]

being a marauders fan is so crazy cause like yeah david tennant played barty in the movies and timothee chalemet is the most common regulus fancast but the thought of david tennant and timothee chalemet even interacting seems so ridiculous