#Turducken

[camullenix]

Twelve Days of Christmas, 2024

"Home Cooking during the holidays is always a treat, but not so much when it's Friday the Thirteenth."

Hey guy's it's been too long, been getting back into a flow with art, I've just been busy preparing for the holidays like everyone else that's all. Expect more Holiday themed Fanart in the coming days till Christmas. see you all around.

[facesofdropout]

You are in the meat sweats with some long pork,

[randomomensandportents]

New Wizard Hubris:

Gale and Tav decide to host Thanksgiving for the party. While Tav is entraining, they hear the sounds of battle from the kitchen. In his infinite wisdom, Gale has summoned:

[deadgodjess]

Evan Brennan really said "traumatize Aabria back" in this episode.

[drenosa]

Thanksgiving Centerpieces, with RWBY & JNPR!

RWBY:

Ruby and Yang are countryside girls, so unsurprisingly the pair decide to shock their partners with the unholy Turducken. The chicken, stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey is, by and large, genuinely delicious. It's just... a lot.

Both Ruby and Yang easily go for a second and a third and even fourth serving. Weiss and Blake tap-out with barely finishing their first plate.

Despite the culinary mess that preceded the meal, both Weiss and Blake appreciated Ruby and Yang's work and effort. By the end of the day, it was clear that the team had become closer than the days before.

JNPR:

If you think the Turducken is unholy, Nora bowls everyone over with her own abomination involving stuffing birds in larger birds.

The Ostmuwary.

Take a Cassowary, stuff it in an Emu, and stuff that in an Ostrich.

Jaune and Pyrrha will never know where Nora got the birds from. She just arrived with them one day. Some of the plucked feathers adorn her tattered uniform and tell a silent story. The duo thought it best to not ask. Ren was silent on the matter, but was seen preparing an outdoor oven to fit the large bird trifecta.

Jaune and Pyrrha were not in the slightest prepared to witness Nora eating a whole 50% of the crime against nature. The duo knew Nora had an appetite, but this was... something else. Ren remains silent on the matter, only motioning for a second helping.

Jaune and Pyrrha did not expect the thing to taste as well as as it did. Jaune, coming from a large family where battling at the table for scraps and extra servings was common, surprised himself as he plated up again. Pyrrha, normally on a more stricter diet due to her athletics career and sponsorship demands was actually glad to just eat to her heart's content, plating up alongside Jaune for another full plate. Ren remains silent on the matter, but his small smile as he shifted a food-comatose Nora away told everyone his thoughts.

[dark-ethereal-visions]

Won't be long now, SPN fam!

[catschimericalcreations]

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[m1dori-eyes]

My hottest take about Jewish culture is that the only reason that a Turducken (chicken stuffed into duck stuffed into turkey) is technically kosher is because nobody ever thought for even a SECOND that humanity would stoop that low. The rules of Kosher all revolve around sanitation and ethics, with a heavy emphasis on ethics. A dead animal wasn't just considered to be 'food', it's also still an animal, and was treated with the same respect as a living one. Meat isn't mixed with milk because a mother shouldn't be eaten alongside the milk that she nursed her young with. It doesn't matter if the mother has been hanging on the drying rack covered in spices in a climatized room for two weeks, that's still a mother. SO IT CLEARLY STANDS TO REASON: DON'T PUT THREE BIRDS UP EACH OTHER'S ASS. The Hebrews DID NOT THINK that people would be pulling this shit, but if someone ever pulled that shit in front of them, they absolutely would have written a passage into the Torah which reads "hey what the fuck man".

My second hottest take about Jewish culture is that you can't be genocidal and Jewish at the same time, and pretending to still be Jewish after trying to commit genocide is an insult to the actual Jewish peoples of the world.

[mechattack]

Futurama S11E6

[soup-or-dumpling]

[yours-trudy]

Presenting Trudy's take on the Turducken, The Truducken!

[ibdah]

silly TurDuckEn

[immortalmint]

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Aww... Thank you @childlikegoblinqueen :)

All you TOH fans and creative folks are wonderful people. I'm bad at keeping the game going. But here's a Turducken for the holidays, courtesy of the Boiling Isles:

Happy Holidays!

Stay weird!

[soul-mates-podcast]

Soul Mates! S3E1: Take Me To Fish Heaven

It's time for the inaugural REAL first episode of our new Arknights/Food Fantasy season of Soul Mates! Dive in to a world of tactical bird people and delicious... bird... people, as we cover Pallas, Chishui Moth Tea, Sea Bream Sashimi, Turducken, and Mostima. Ivy and I don't fight, there is extensive use of the word lictification, and Turducken and Spicy Gluten are college roommates.

[fieriframes]

[WE'VE SEEN LOTS OF THINGS MADE BY HAND HERE ON TRIPLE "D"-- BREAD, BAGELS, TORTILLAS, EVEN THE TURDUCKEN.]

[existennialmemes]

"Turducken" is not a recipe.

It's an occult ritual designed to broadcast to the Universe, that you fear no god, because you are clearly the most powerful Creator.