#WHATS UP MY DUDES

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Merlin (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Elyan/Percival (Merlin), Elyan & Gwen (Merlin), Leon & Percival (Merlin), Gwaine & Leon (Merlin), Elyan & Gwaine (Merlin) Characters: Percival (Merlin), Elyan (Merlin), Leon (Merlin), Gwaine (Merlin), Gwen (Merlin), Gaius (Merlin) Additional Tags: Concussions, Whump, but pretty funny whump, elyan gets high on concussion and pain meds, adhd elyan, Asexual Elyan, Demiromantic Elyan, henlo im just thinking about love languages esp in the context of aspecness and neurodivergency, nd going slightly feral, gonna be exploring AmatonormativityTM in the next few weyyy, leon will feature greatly, but for now have, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Marriage Proposal, Cuddling & Snuggling, OH YEAH if you haven't read six days they have a dog :D, this is after six days, no idea if the last one was honestly :') Series: Part 8 of Golden Age AU Summary:

'As they approached the door to Gaius’s chambers a loud voice could be heard from the inside. “…and you’re so brave and handsome and a complete idiot and Merlin and Gwaine are really lucky to have you and you are lucky to have Merlin and Gwaine because you’re all so lovely and I’m lucky to have Percy because he’s lovely and I love you all and Percival and Gwen and Leon and Arthur’s dumb face and Gaius even though I’m afraid of him…” Elyan was sitting crosslegged on the medical cot, his right arm bound in a sling and his eyes oddly unfocused. Gaius stood to one side, mixing what Percival presumed was the sleeping draught, but going by his expression it could be poison. Gwen sat on one side of the bed on Arthur’s lap, trying not to laugh as she rubbed soothing circles on her brother’s back. Lancelot sat on the other side on Merlin’s lap, awkwardly bent over because Elyan had his face squished in his hand. Merlin was nodding sagely along to Elyan’s every word.'

Or

Percival's plans to ask Elyan kind of an important question get derailed when Elyan falls of a roof and goes sliiightly loopy

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

[cozylittleartblog]

valentines newsletter ???? ?? HELLO ???????? ?????? ? ????

[seldompathic]

Too much fear in familiar blue eyes for his liking :((

[wildflowercryptid]

the kalosian worms are quickly eating away at my brain, folks.

[laurents-secret-diary]

the quirked up white boy Of Vere

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

Gajeel- 'You're gonna be my cat!'

Pantherlily, pushing 40 with a mortgage-

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

[somewhatidealname]

i don't even like fnaf.

no idea what the lore is or who the characters are.

your springtrap has taken over my dash.

i am in love with him.

i want to give him headpats.

and maybe feed him nachos.

creechur.

thank you!! ^_^

i share a similar sentiment with you honestly i'm just a fan of the fucked up rabbit from fnaf 3

[markscherz]

Found your account from one of my mutuals reblogging that one mini frog post, could I learn about some fucked up frogs :D

Everybody is always banging on about Pipa pipa. Nobody is ever talking about how fucked up Hemiphractidae reproduction is

Like, they range from concealed carry, like this Gastrotheca orophylax

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which they achieve with a pouch that has a weird ass opening (lack of hyphenation intentional) (not actually anywhere near the cloaca of the frog) (this has earned them the common name 'marsupial frogs' for a very obvious reason)

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…to open carry, like this Fritziana goeldii

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which hatch out but remain glued on until developing sufficiently, like this Cryptobatrachus boulengeri

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Pretty fucked up, if you ask me.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

[halfa-failure]

doodle

[zivazivc]

the morning (afternoon?) after this messy stunt. Floyd got off too easy in my opinion, but it's hard for Les to stay mad at him when he makes those sad pouting faces... 🤦

If you think Floyd's being really dumb at the start of this comic before getting a reality check, you have to take into account that he's madly lovesick and was feeling very smug atm; he's also a 15yo pop troll who thinks making out with someone means they're together now; and he assumed Les's sour mood was entirely the result of a nasty hangover...

P.S. They forgot about Hed lol (I almost forgot about him too, drew him just before posting lmao)

[ew-selfish-art]

DP x DC AU: Danny desperately wants to find the explosion guy. Tim is really good at covering his tracks... he didn't account for ghosts.

The explosions make it onto TV as purported terror activity and most people haven't heard of that part of the world much less ever given a second thought to care about it. The only real reason it gets reported on has something to do with the Justice League and... Danny knows too much.

He's been in training for Clockwork's court (which he's suspicious of- feels like kingly duty bullshit- but Danny is playing along out of curiosity for now) and he's learned a lot about how the living and non-living worlds collide. That means learning about CW's usual suspects- one of which just happened to have a ton of bases around the area Danny was seeing on the news.

It didn't take long for Danny to try to piece together that whoever blew up Nanda Parbat was trying to fuck with the League of Shadows, and was doing it successfully. Less green portals in the world the better, same goes for assassins. But it gets Danny thinking... Maybe he can employ similar tactics on the GIW Bases that keep spawning on the edges of Amity Park. It would at least set them back while he and his friends navigated the help line desk to request Justice League intervention. None of them can leave Amity Park, so outreach is going to have to be creative.

So Danny figures he'll just find the guy. Call up some ghosts who were there, or er, came from there and get a profile and track him down. But the ghosts keep saying it was The Detective. Annoying!

Danny goes full conspiracy theory, gets Tucker and Sam involved, and begrudgingly asks Wes Weston his thoughts.

He hadn't expected Wes to garble out a thirty minute presentation (that had 100 more slides left to go before he cut it off) about how Batman totally trained with a cult and so did his kids. Danny kind of rolled his eyes but... hey, new avenue of searching in the Infinite Realms at least.

The ghosts confirm that Bombs is for sure not Batman's MO- But maybe his second kid would know? The second kid was already brought back to life though, so no way to easily reach him... Danny starts to realize that this might be the work of a Robin now. Wasn't the red one known for solving cold cases? (Sam provides this information- its a social faux pas to not know hero gossip at Gotham Galas- everything she's learned is against her will).

It all comes to a head when Danny goes about the hard task of opening a portal for the guy to come through at just the right time, explain the infinite realms so he doesn't panic and then describe what the fuck was going on with the GIW. It takes months, just over a full year, of random (educated guesses) portal generating- Finally, Red Robin drops into the land of the dead.

"So, you're the guy I've got to talk to about explosions right?" Danny enthusiastically asks.

Tim thinks he's died and landed in the after life following 56 hours of being awake and plummeting off the side of a building into a Lazarus pool. Nothing makes sense about the kid in front of him.

"Yeah, I got a guy for munitions." Tim answers cooly.

"How do you feel about secretly sanctioned government operations that violate protected rights?"

"Gotta get rid of 'em some how. Need me to point you in the right direction?" This might as well be happening.

[introspectivememories]

goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.

[bowenoke]

edit: btw it is not safe to wear contacts in the shower! the option is included for accuracy, but please consider throwing on an old pair of glasses or just going blind into that wet box instead.