#WHEN IS THIS DROPPING???

[ashdoesfandomarchieved]

ok so varian is very cringefail around hugo but hugo is also equally as cringefail bc they have a one sided rivalry

hugo is constantly trying to flirt with him and makes him lil trinkets in the lab but varian thinks he's just being a dick and is showing off, so he he makes hugo even bigger and better trinkets to one up him like "HA! Look at how much more intricate this pocket watch is compared to yours"

meanwhile hugo is just 'aw he made us matching pocket watches'

which lead to a very funny dynamic of hugo thinking that they're kinda sorta almost but not quite dating while varian is just huffy and gay about this guy

Hugo: hey baby, happy one month, i got you something-

Varian: ...excuse me but WHAT the FUCK is going on?

viktor and jayce watch them like fucking lab rats in a maze. they should've fired them ages ago but they put them both down as members in a social experiment to justify keeping them on payroll bc they don't know what these two lil freaks have going on but by god they're gonna be there when these weirdos figure it out.

they're also both from zaun but varian moved up to piltover fairly young so hugo is always calling him a 'paintjob piltie'. painted over all those zaun memories with a fresh coat of piltover privilege

I'M SCREAMING OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD???

Ok first of all I need I NEED an office style outsider pov comedy where in the foreground of the most politically charged events ever to be happening, everyone is just watching the dumbest one sided enemies to lovers (one sided bc Varian THINKS they are enemies!!) relationship explode like a reality tv episode.

I JUST THINK ITS FUNNY THAT VICTOR AND JAYCE ADOPT THE TWO ONLY PEOPLE WEIRDER THAN THEM

[goomyloid]

real dialogue from the game

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[toonyballoony]

our discord unanimously agreed that ratatouille is a mecha and I cried laughing after making this joke

[nothorses]

my dad's girlfriend- who is generally a conservative and who "doesn't really get into politics"- told me tonight that she learned about project 2025 & is going to vote in this election to try to help prevent Trump from getting into office. and that she's gonna try to convince my dad to vote (also for the first time ever) to do the same.

what I'm saying is I think we should keep talking about this.

[shreepytime]

BdoubleO: I'm gonna build a courthouse for this silly, goofy bit I'm doing for my friends!

Me: Oh, it's probably gonna be a cute, little build :)

BdoubleO:

[currentlyonstandbi]

everyone shut the fuck up and look at lil nas x and the wiggles

[nashvillethotchicken]

White People on tumblr who dont listen to rap, ignoring all the racial and historical context of why Kendrick is going against drake to just make it a fun trendy meme/ Kendrick being a hater is the same exact reason Kendrick called drake a colonizer

Edit: I actually Do Not Want resources on this post! I made this post to complain about a specific type of white person cluttering up my notifications saying that they didn't know what was going on and that they didn't care about rap and now those same white people are cluttering my notes again! Like I don't want to give white people who read my initial post the space to say it doesn't apply to them cus they watched a couple of videos. It still absolutely applies. You can have all the historical context in the world but you are still a colonizer and outsider in this space. I don't want you adding videos or anything explaining the beef because this post is not about that. There are literally hundreds of other posts explaining why this is happening and you don't need to come onto a black person's blog to ask them to do so.

[chloesimaginationthings]

I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

[scarymaaze]

marmar

[deadbaguette]

Just in: local baguette flabbergasted

[setaflow]

Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

[christadeguchi]

quick question: when will she ravish me.

also... the music. the little wet noises... so good...

[legally-allowed-to-slime]

SHE REDSTONED WHAT???

[catadromously]

despite everything, it's still you

[ditzybat]

tim: nah man, i stay away from drugs, last time i touched that stuff i killed someone

jason: you… killed someone?

tim: i mean, she was resuscitated after and definitely set it up so i would kill her (i think), but you know it’s the principle of the matter right?

jason: that’s an original experience i fear