#Wally got dick a coupon book for 10 free ‘cardio sessions’
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Barbara: What did you get Dick for his birthday?
Jason: I got him a Glutemaster
Barbara: Really? Me too!
Stephanie: I also got him a Glutemaster.
Duke, gesturing to himself and Tim: Looks like we had the same idea.
Jason, sighing: Kill me. Please tell me you didn’t get Dick a Glutemaster as well.
Cass: I got him… a Glutemaster 🥰
Later-
Dick, surrounded by Glutemasters: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
#Damian got Dick 100 boxes of a special limited edition cereal#Damian removed all of dicks pantry items while he was sleeping the night before his bday#dick wakes up and open his kitchen cabinet and like 20 boxes just topple on top of him#Bruce got dick something expensive like a jet or a new identity#Alfred got dick fancy handcrafted cereal bowls#Wally got dick a coupon book for 10 free ‘cardio sessions’#Kori made the birthday cake… it was vanilla and anchovie flavoured#batfamily#batman#jason todd#red hood#batfam#tim drake#bruce wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#dick grayson#nightwing#duke thomas#wally west#koriand'r#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#barbara gordon#batgirl
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