#Wisconsin Virginia

[my-midlife-crisis]

[ethical-cane]

there has to come a point in online horror where we’ll have a series for each and every US state

[tjkl895]

(https://www.sjanickiphoto.com/2023-2024-College-Wrestling/2023-Midlands-Championships/Finals-2023-Midlands-Championships-123023/165-Hamiti-def-Hall-Finals-2023-Midlands-Championships)

[anthony-usa-today]

[queerism1969]

[louis--wifey]

I would draw these but I can't draw so I'll do this instead

[kyistell]

May i ask about your headcanons for states as kids, just whatever you want come up with, I'll share mine

I think a lot of the states had accents speaking English as kids

Florida would definitely just combine the weirdest food, if there's a weird food that every state is eating it's because Florida found a really good one and made it a trend

I personally imagine texas would sleep(or try to) in a pillow nest, his hair would also be very unkempt and his hat would be oversized

Gov has been overly professional forever and has made a fool of himself, i imagine the states were adults already and whenever they even slightly take him seriously they remember the ridiculous things he said as a kid and laugh

They all definitely commit violence upon each other, especially after Christmas with the bonk stick

YES YES, them as kids is such a fun thing to think about

States as kids

Mass and Penn were bitters, you get too close and you got 50 unknown viruses 

Jersey is a forest rat

York and Jersey would swim in the Hudson, no one knows how they are still alive

Texas, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma would go hunting together, yes they were about 8, what about it?

If Jersey talked too fast he would stutter or switch to either Dutch or Swedish, he wouldn’t notice the language switch until York told him

Florida and alligators, need I say more?

California was very food picky, most times Texas would cook something for him

York and Jersey would go between each others homes for dinner every weekend, York’s grandparents loved to introduce Jersey to different Italian foods, Jersey’s mothers would do the same to York but with Dutch and Swedish foods

Penn and Virginia would have other states watch Gov during the week, with Mass, Vermont, and Maine watching him on the weekends

Jersey and Del weren’t allowed alone, they would go onto boats and try to take them over, just two probably 7 year old's successfully taking over a British ship

Minnesota and Michigan would trick Wisconsin by swapping places, like the parent trap but with a fellow child and it’s just that child that would fall for it

Florida and Jersey would refuse to believe that English was a real language, when Louisiana came along, he too refused to believe it was real, Jersey was never able to convince Del that it wasn’t real but he was close

York and Jersey were inseparable when Jersey first met Mass and Penn, Jersey couldn’t really understood the English they spoke because accents so York acted as a sort of translator, translating English to different sounding English

I'll be honest, I could probably make this list way way longer but I think this is long enough, might do another list to get more of these down

[ringneckedpheasant]

look at these little beafts

[ID: Facebook post from WSIN 12 NEWS that reads:

“Workers at Southtown Tire & Auto in West Allis got quite a surprise Monday when they opened the hood of a car to do an oil change! Under the hood - a possum and her three babies.

📸Bob Palmer”

Four photos of the aforementioned possum family from various angles, including two closeups of the babies. They are huddled under the popped hood of a red car. end ID]

[asleepygeorgian]

WTTT as stuff I hear/seen at school pt. 3

Washington: Listen...I'm not gay....I'm just...elegantly fruity

Oregon:....

Oregon: So gay?

Washington: Basically

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West Virginia: THERES A HUGE, TALL BLACK MAN CHASING MEEEEEE

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Georgia: Alright lil bro, quit talking to me

Alabama: BRo-ll tideee

Georgia: You think you're so funny

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Hawaii: Lowkey nah but lowkey tho.. *does some gestures*

Florida: FOR REALLLL

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Ohio: Say the hard r rn

Minnesota: *says the n-word*

Ohio: your white...

Minnesota: And?

Michigan: Respect

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Texas: Number 6 is crazyyyy

Georgia: stfu

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Maryland: Pookie Wookie Dookie

Virginia: Yes Kitten?

Pennsylvania: Oh my fuckin' god...GO GET ON DISCORD

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*Illinois walking up happily to Wisconsin*

Illinois: Kys ^v^

*everyone bursting out with laughter*

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Vemont: Gov said we're having a pickle party if we pass this little quiz thing

Also Vermont: Ima go tickle everyone's pickle at this party

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*Wyoming casually eating his pickle*

*Florida and Louisiana literally sucking on the pickle in front of him*

Wyoming: YALL NASTY-

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Alaska: Okay so this might seem crazy what I'm bout to say....

CDC: What?

Alaska: I can't fit in that desk

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New Jersey:...why those fifth graders were kinda bad?

New York: Nah- you nastyyy

Maine: Nah it's true but....what about fourth graders

New York: Nah Nah Nah, ya'll tweaking now

Mass: Just think....Kindergartners

New York: WHAT THE HELL???????????????

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DC: Okay think, what does light do for you to see yourself in the mirror?

Mississippi: Absorb :D

DC: No-

Mississippi: Wait no.....diffract!

DC: No...'Sippi...no...

Mississippi: :[

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Missouri: Ima milk you

Kansas: Bet go ahead

Oklahoma: Get away from meeeee

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California: WELL I DONT MIND IF THE WORLD SPINS FASTER

Utah: THE MUSICS LOUDER- (Colorado: LOUDDD)

Montana: THE WAVES GET STRONGER (Wyoming: OHHHHHH)

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(No I'm not okay- save me from this place)

[doueverwonder]

just found out one of Virginia's state nicknames is 'mother of states' in part because 8 states have come from territory that was claimed by the state of Virginia at one point. and a couple of wttt ideas popped into my head but the one that made me laugh the most was

Massachusetts, talking about Maine: Being a single dad is just so hard

North Carolina, talking about Tennessee: preaching to the choir on that one.

Virginia, thinking about Kentucky, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, & West Virginia: .............

[feddy-34]

a national park for every state (5/5)*

badlands national park, south dakota

cherokee national forest, tennessee

big bend national park, texas

zion national park, utah

marsh-billings-rockefeller national historical park, vermont

shenandoah national park, virginia

olympic national park, washington

new river gorge national park and preserve, west virginia

apostle islands national lakeshore, wisconsin

grand teton national park, wyoming

*DISCLAIMER: some states do not have national parks. instead they have national monuments, national seashores, national historical parks, etc.

[alaskasbignaturals]

Doodle dump!

in order from left to right: Wisconsin, Kentucky, Arkansas, West Virginia, NY and Mass, Minnesota

and then theres the chaos duo being silly :3

[angelx1992]

[anthony-usa-today]

[easyearl]