#YOUR KING IS FREAKING™️ OUT AT HOW GOOD IT WAS

[kingofsalmonids]

COHOZUNA’S OFFICIAL FNAF MOVIE REVIEW:

I WASN’T IN IT 0/10

[starlitkitten]

Hi hi!!

If your requests are open could you maybe do a Haikyuu boys most to least with a Breeding Kink -> seeing the reader covered in their cum 🤭 ty ty!

Hell yess we love a good breeding kink. I tried my best pookie, i hope this is what you wanted <3

(Strictly AGED UP characters. MDNI and its only my opinion!!!)

Warnings: unprotected sex, breeding kink, pet names, mention of pregnancy and babies, mention of jerking off, etc. All of these acts are of course consented.

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1. Iwaizumi - i think he is a family man. He would 100% want kids, and the thought of you bearing his children??? Gets him going. He holds you tightly, hands everywhere; your hips, your thighs, holding your own hands as his hips relentlessly roll into yours, thrusting deep into you, grunting and kissing your neck.

"I'm so close darling. Gotta pump you full with me, until you're dripping with me. Wanna make you bearing my children." He groans and grunts as he thrusts his dick deep into you for the fourth round that night, filling you again and again until you're really dripping. Absolutely feral.

"Be good and take it all hm, sweets? Do you feel it? Yeeah? Good. Another please baby." And he already pushes into you again, forehead against your chest. (He doesn't care if you're on the pill, a man can dream)

2. Akaashi - he may he polite in public, but in private? That man is a freak. He is desperate, pussy drunk on how good you feel as he pushes your legs up, dirty-talking into your ear.

"You want another sweetheart? Shhh. I'll give it to you. Maybe even more. You'd look so gorgeous, swollen with my baby." He actually whimpers when he comes inside you again, and again and again.

"One more." He grunts as he rolls his hips deep inside you, hitting all the delicious spots. After he finishes, he keeps gently rubbing your dripping pussy and pushing back his cum into your needy hole.

3. Hinata - before you, he didn't really have any breeding kink. One time while you were ovulating, it actually slipped how you want him to fill you up, and it's like a new door opened in his brain. Since then, he became a demon. Every time he makes love to you, he goes deep, holding your thighs or ass as he thrusts all the way in, or when he really is in the mood, his hips move quick and feral, needy.

"Yesss gotta fill you up ughhh baby. You're clenching around me so hard. You like it?" He let's out the most delicious grunts and whimpers. Sometimes he likes to land a slap on your ass or a gentle tug on your hair. Nothing mean tho. He's just too needy for you.

4. Daichi - responsible king™️ he is a naturally caring person, all domestic and nurturing. He needs to take care of. Aside of being always so gentle with you, he always dreamed of a family. So maybe this kink is sided with his "domestic dream" of having a family.

"Oh, my love. So good yeah?" One kiss on your shoulder. "Im gonna make you pregnant. Take care of you and the baby. Fuck. Im so close again love. Can I come inside you again? Make you a mommy?"

So polite about his nasty breeding kink. Doesn't matter how much he ruined you, he always cleans you up.

Honorable Mention:

Kenma - I think he pretty much loves to come deep inside you. Making you ride him and then only putting effort into pushing and holding you down on his dick when he comes, whining softly.

"So pretty." He looks up with hooded eyes. "Filled with me so much. Look at that...."

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4. Kuroo - I mean, he is experimental and loves fun sex. The idea and the fantasy might entertain him enough. It's like a role play for him. He knows you're on the pill etc, but he still likes to pretend. Not necessarily a core kink for him.

"You will look so good with my cum dripping out of you, kitten. So hot and sexy. Gotta push it back too." With a nasty smirk while he has you face down ass up, holding your hips, filling you up again and again.

3. Bokuto - he'd be only into it if you're into it. He needs lots of praising and emotional bonding before gets into the idea of it. He would need praises like "you'd be such a good dad" "you're so strong and capable" "I want you to fill me up" It would really get him going. Besides, emotional closeness and intimacy would help him bring out the more primal or deeper kinks like breeding kink. And he also thrives on being needed, and it all implicates creating a family or being relied on. Why he is closer to the least? I think his mood swings would make him anxious or overwhelmed from the seriousness of it.

"You would be such a good dad." It was only one time, slipping through your lips followed by a "I want you to come inside me." And hes like....

"OH? That's kind of hot..!" And gives it his all.

2. Tsukishima - it's not that he doesn't like to come inside you. Its rather that he likes you covered in his cum. Likes coming on your pretty tits, your belly, your perfect body. Sorry not sorry but he's even into the idea of jerking off to your body, covering you all. And maybe he also is sweet and wants to keep you safe and your eggs unfertilised. Yet. But once you and him decide that it's time for babies, he not only will come on your body but inside too.

"You look so perfect like this, covered with me." With a menacing smirk, parting your legs more and pulling out with a squelching sound, stroking himself once and twice, covering your lower belly in him.

1. Sakusa - it may be obvious, but Sakusa is all about control and hygiene, and breeding kink is way too messy, all about bodily fluids, and would make him too vulnerable. Sakusa mostly avoids physical contact and anything that doesn't seem hygienic enough. Like breeding kink.

"You want me to what...? Without a condom? Do you have test results?" He may sound rude and mean, but he doesn't want to be exposed to anything. He loves you dearly, but breeding kink is just not for him. But maybe he will make an exception once in the future.

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Thats it :) i hope y'all liked it hehe

[nugatorysheep]

What your favorite SU character says about you but it's just mean as fuck

Steven — How is being a mentally ill, people-pleasing queer going for you? Did your mommy issues and anxiety resolve themselves yet or are you still avoiding therapy?

You either disliked or were neutral about him until he got a neck. You think Future is peak cinema (correct) and can't understand why everyone else hates it. You have a better grasp on this show's characters and themes than most of the people who watched it.

Connie — You were likely the gifted kid in school but a total burn-out now. You either see a lot of yourself in this character (How are those helicopter parents of yours doing? Have you gone no-contact yet?) or you're a normie and boring to sandbox with. Probably both.

You've got a lot of Feelings™️about her and if people don't agree it causes Problems™️. In case no one has told you yet, stop caring what other people think. Your constant virtue signaling to appeal to other normies is a crutch that's just holding you back. It's okay to have fun!!

Stevonnie — You want to fuck this character, though you'd never say that out loud. You like Steven and Connie; maybe you like one more than the other, but you like both at least a little. If you're using them for shipping you're the only person in the entire fandom doing whatever hyper-specific ship you've latched onto.

Rose and or Pink — You really suck as a person! Or you used to suck but you've gotten a lot better and we stan! If you're the former you almost certainly have terrible takes on this show (but not in the way people might think), sorry, I don’t make the rules. Either way, you gotta stop finding ways to bring her back, dawg. She's gone.

Greg — You're a man (positive) and gay as hell. Gentleman on the streets and a fucking freak in the sheets. We stan. Pop off king <3

Garnet — If you headcanon her as acespec she is not actually your favorite, Ruby and Sapphire are your favorite, but you like them both equally so you just say you like Garnet. If you headcanon her as anything else you're definitely shipping her with one of the other gems, probably Pearl or Jasper.

Amethyst — Super chill person. Would be in most people's dream blunt rotation. You're a live and let live kinda guy and I respect that, but you also have no hills you'd die on so you're not the first person anyone goes to if they need serious support. You can get away with misinterpreting this character (on purpose or accidentally) because it's hard to say things about her that most people won't just shrug at and go "yeah that sounds right I guess"

Pearl — You're annoying as hell. You see yourself in this character and that's not a good thing. Your social media presence gives off the same energy as every white woman's Instagram profile. If being a victim was a contest you'd take home the gold.

You think everyone is out to get you. They're not.

You think you're being persecuted. You're not.

Most people who see you from a distance and don't know better think you're alright, so you're probably pretty well-liked in public. The only people you will get along with in close quarters are all walking mean lesbian stereotypes.

Peridot — You're annoying as hell for a different reason. You see yourself in this character too and that is a terrible, terrible thing.

She's your pfp on every website and app that will allow it. Your lifeblood is this fucking character and e v e r y o n e will know it. You're weirdly possessive of her and the hyper specific headcanons you made for her (even if you don't say that) despite every grass-fearing autistic person on the internet projecting onto her, so ironically you don't like other Peridot fans, which always ends up with you sitting alone even on websites with millions of people on them.

90% chance you're a furry, otherkin, therian or think you have DID. You think you're misunderstood, and in some ways you are, but the reality is most people don't speak dog and don't have the time or energy to learn. You need to go outside and learn to speak cat whether you want to or not

Lapis — You don't like Peridot fans or kinnies, which is weirdly in-character. You're the biggest hater but you don't hide it and I can respect that. You think Lapis is a victim, but you're only half right. You would probably fall for propaganda if it was dressed up fancy enough.

Jasper — You want to fuck this character, full stop. There's a 50/50 chance you're chill af or the most insufferable person on the planet. If you're the former you're friends with a lot of people. You float easily from one group to another, but a jack of all trades is a master of none, and you're no one's first pick if they're looking for someone close. You probably hate Lapis and her fans but you should really just let that shit go ngl

Spinel — You need therapy (derogatory) and you're making that everyone else's problem. Despite the clown aesthetic you're not very funny to be around and you should get a better sense of humor. You project onto this character way too hard and it shows in your fandom habits and headcanons, but most of the time that's fine

Like Spinel, you're a little two-faced. Some people pick up on that right away and some don't. The people who do hold you at arms length until you make it clear which clown you'd rather be. You hate it when people ship Spinel with any character besides your favorite pairing, but you'll never say that out loud unless it's a ship the people you're talking to don't like.

Blue Diamond — You're a man (derogatory) or a minor who doesn't actually understand anything about this character yet, and would immediately fall for any and all forms of propaganda

Yellow Diamond — If you think she is wearing a helmet you're a man (derogatory) and you expected things out of SU that were never gonna happen. If you think it's just hair you have a much better grasp on this character than 90% percent of SU's fandom and I'm platonically kissing you on the mouth.

White Diamond — You're a man (derogatory) or an incredibly based and sexy queer.

The Zircons — You like Ace Attorney, or would like it if you haven't played it yet. You're making them kiss sloppy style. UwU

Lars — You probably didn't like him until after he died. You will defend this boy with your fucking life. Also you should just…. go watch Star Trek if you haven't. Seriously what are you doing—

Sadie — You're an oddball. Very lax though. You have complicated feelings about Shep

Peedee — You're a little quirky, a little freaky, but you're too scared to just say that. You desperately need some fun in your life, but the people around you make that difficult. Eventually you'll find the folks that are worth hanging around. See you on the flip side :)

Ronaldo — You're the type of person this character is based on and you take it in stride. If you're shipping him with Lars, you're the only person who's opinion on this character matters.

Kevin — I dunno who hurt you but you have a terrible taste in men. You only have fun in bed if it involves a damn near human rights violation

Mayor Dewey — You're normalbirb

Any other townie — This is a trick question! No one has these as their favorite lmao

[theunholybastard]

Hi! This is my first time sending a request for anything 😅 but I was wondering if you could maybe write about the era 5 ghouls/ghoulettes comforting the reader while they're on their period? Basically, it's just comfort/fluff. My favorite is Phantom and I feel like he'd be such a sweetheart 🥹

Hi, lovely! 👋 I'd be honored to take your first request! I didn't know how exactly you wanted me to write it, so I just went with some little headcanon blurbs. Lmk if you want me to rewrite a drabble/full length fic of any specific character/s and I'll get to that when I have the time. <3 Enjoy!

Era 5 Ghouls/Ghoulettes Period Comfort Headcanons

(CW - Brief mentions of period sex/blood kink for Swiss and Sodo/Dewdrop)

Phantom:

He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.

His knowledge on the human body, especially the female anatomy, is limited, so he's not entirely sure how to help you. He is however, a great listener, and is always willing to do whatever you ask of him to make you feel better, no hesitation.

Building off of him being a great listener, he's also more than down to just listen to you complain. Whatever you choose to talk about, period-related or not, he is sat, intently listening to every word.

He's a very curious ghoul - he wants to hear about your feelings, he wants to know what's making you feel the way you feel, and how to make it better.

Food is his love-language. Always ready to pick up whatever food you're craving at the moment, at any time. Wake him up at 2 A.M and say you want ice cream? He's immediately out the door to get ice cream. (and picking up some cookie dough for himself, too.)

Three words: Food, Movies, Cuddles. Snacking with you, bodies intertwined, while watching your favorite movies, is his own personal Heaven. (ok maybe Heaven isn't the right word but ykwim)

He's a messy eater, so make sure not to let him eat in your bed. Other than that, you're in good hands.

Rain:

If you like physical affection, you're in luck, because Rain is the unofficial King of Cuddles™️

Babies you, but not in the belittling way.

Yes, he knows you can get out of bed and do things yourself, but why would you so much as lift a finger when you have him to pamper you?

Sings to you and plays guitar for you

If you're ever feeling self-conscious during this time, he will do anything and everything in his power to make you feel beautiful

Compliments you any chance he can get, brushes your hair for you, has skincare nights with you (loves floral-scented face masks and those cucumber eye masks)

He makes sure you are very well taken care of

Mountain:

Also babies you, but unlike Rain, it does feel a little belittling. He means well, though.

Freaks out over you just getting out of bed to use the bathroom. Insists he carries you because you're "too weak and fragile to do anything in this state."

You're pretty much bedridden for a week, sorry.

Prepares healthy meals for you, loves hearing you compliment his cooking.

Insists that nature is the best medicine. Opens the windows to get you some fresh air. Will gladly go on walks with you if you manage to convince him you're fine and perfectly capable of movement.

Picks you fresh flowers

Plays with your hair to help you fall asleep

Sodo/Dewdrop:

Also doesn't really know how to help you.

Just kinda treats you like normal, unless youre having pains

Offers you painkillers, but if you'd rather not take medicine, he'll rub your stomach, your back, whatever area is bothering you.

Lucky for you, he's got the body temp of a furnace. He's your own personal heating pad.

Also suggests orgasms help reduce cramping. Doesn't push it, but he makes sure you know he doesn't mind parting the red sea

Swiss:

Oh Lord. This man. Is so horny.

Obviously he doesn't press if sex isn't something you're interested in during this time. He'll find other ways to comfort you. Though sex is his favorite way to do it.

LOVES giving massages. He'll lay down one of those hydrophobic blankets so you can free bleed while he gives you a full-body massage he might get hard

Very touchy. Cannot keep his hands off you. Constant cuddling.

Builds you a little nest of pillows, blankets, stuffed animals, anything soft and comforting to you that he can find. You basically live in a blanket fort for like a week.

You can talk to him about anything period-related. Don't bother sparing the gruesome details, TMI does not exist with him. Nothing you could say would shock him.

Cirrus:

Princess treatment, 24/7.

Fawns over you when you're having cramps, not leaving your side until you feel better.

Tells you silly stories or gossip to distract you from your cramps. Anything to get a smile out of you. Shes the ultimate yapper gf (except for maybe Aurora)

Self care nights! Bubble baths, painting each others nails, doing each others makeup, braiding each others hair (or you could just braid hers if your hair is too short)

Whispers words of affirmation in your ear as you sleep in hopes it will make you subconsciously feel better

Cumulus:

Tells you she will personally fight God for giving you a period. Mainly just to make you laugh. But she would if she could.

If Rain is the Cuddle King, then consider her the Cuddle Queen™️

So soft. So comfy. You are in for some GODLY naps.

Cooks for you and insists on feeding you herself (she's been tempted to go "here comes the airplaaane!" but she doesn't want to risk pissing you off)

Cleans up your space for you so a dirty environment doesn't cause you additional stress. Will scold you like a disappointed mother if you try to take over the work.

Sings you to sleep

Makes sure you have a comfy place to relax and a nice full belly at all times

Aurora:

Shes really not as helpful as she thinks she is, but she tries.

Shes a very energetic ghoulette, so if your idea of comfort during this time is doing as little physical activity as possible, she's gonna be a bit out of her element.

Offers to go on a run together, swearing it's the best distraction for if you have cramps.

But if you'd rather stay in bed, she will oblige. She does love cuddles. Shes very touchy.

She uses your period as an excuse to buy a shit load of candy. She ends up getting a stomach ache because she ate most of it and now you have to comfort her. At least she's cute though

Gets excited if your cycles are synced up because that means you two can free-bleed together

Brings home little trinkets for you like a crow

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[olafur-neal]

2, 7, and 10 for the RoP asks

2) Who is your favorite character?

I’d have to say Prince or King to be Durin and Disa. Like there’s just something so familiar about them. I am related to these people, in fact my Aunt’s name is Disa!

Also their marriage is a lot like mine and my husband’s. So they’re my comfort couple.

7) What minor character would you like to see more of?

Honestly, and I know I’m in the minority here, I would like to see more Harfoots/Stoors content. Not just in regard to Nori and Poppy. Like I would be ecstatic if they moved focus to the Númenóreans in season 3 because that’s where the momentum is going along with the dwarves. BUT I really want to see the codification of Hobbit society as we know them in the LoTR/Hobbit. I loved the origin story of the Harfoots as a lost shoot of the Stoors AND I cannot wait for them to meet the Fallohides. So yeah if there could be a better way to tell their story while also telling the rest of the Second Age Saga then I would be a very happy bunny.

10) Choose three characters. What jobs would they have if they lived in our time?

Hmmmmmm okay…

Míriel:

I feel like she’d definitely be a priest of some kind. Like yes she’s a queen in the show but she’s also deeply religious and is a leader in that way too. I don’t think she’d be a cult leader or anything like that but I do not think she’s big into politics. BUT and I think this ties into my next one I think she’d be amenable to be a spiritual advisor to a politician giving them religious advice.

Elendil:

Elendil would be a king or president or PM or something. And he wouldn’t be a willing politician either. He ran as PTA president when Anárion was in preschool because when he volunteered as classroom parent he was appalled at the state of the schools. And somehow he got elected Mayor and then Governor, and so on and so on. I also think he would be retired Navy as well.

Like he becomes a single dad so he steps down takes a pension and has like life insurance from his wife’s death or spousal support or something. And that’s how he became a politician because he became Mr. Mom and just wants to be the best parent he can be and the freaking principal of Andúnië Elementary School is The Worst™️.

And if along the way he befriends the nice Priestess Míriel and she becomes his spiritual advisor and eventually rumored to be lover then who’s to say… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Elrond:

At first I was thinking he would be an archivist or librarian and maybe that’s what he wants in his heart of hearts but like he’s too good at public speaking (even if he kinda hates it) and too passionate about doing good that he’d end up in government…

Like he’s in the middle of grad school and ends up on Elendil’s campaign and becomes his press secretary or something like that. Or he starts out as an aide to Gil-Galad when he was an MP and is now the Press secretary for 10 Downing Street. (Idk how that works in the parliamentary system)

Yeah that all got away from me. Has it been obvious that I watched the west wing and then scandal basically right after each other recently…

To ask me more questions the OG post is here.

[peonyblossom]

aaahhh i love all of this so much!!!!!

"I imagine there might be a baby boom at the colony because people are healthy due to having plenty of food and being less stressed out."

This is such a good idea....... lowkey tempted to steal it.........

"I think maybe partly also th control freak in him feeling better about at least having time to be able to come up with plans in case anything goes wrong."

I was thinking the same thing for Splitter!!!! Like things could so horribly wrong either way (abortion or having the baby) but at least if she keeps the baby they have longer to prepare in case things do go horribly wrong.......

I love love love the name "Iris" it is so pretty.... I literally considered it for one of Splitter's kids, but decided against it since I already have a BOLAS MC named Iris lol.... but fr one of my favorite names it's so pretty

"I imagine all his partners just move into his room with him (I imagine usually it's just his and Shannon's shared room) to help out during the nights for a while, it gets rly crowded lol."

This creates such a good visual in my head... I haven't decided what Splitter + their partners sleeping arrangements are going to be yet but I've been thinking about it. I love the idea of all of them just sharing a bed together and being in a big cuddle puddle but i don't even think they make beds big enough for that 😭😭😭 but the idea of them pushing together like. two king beds or something so they can do that is also really funny

"I imagine Angel and Troy are the Fun parents™️"

yesssss Angel and Troy would be Fun Parents!!! And I love how Iris has different relationships with all of her parents!!! Especially her relationship with Shannon!!! If this week is teaching me anything it is that Shannon is for sure my favorite wtd li 😭😭😭 like every one of your posts i'm like "i love all of this... but especially shannon"

The future: on Luke and parenthood

For some of the basics refer back 2 this post + also for context my mc is a trans man.

I imagine Luke gets pregnant a few years after book 1, but still before the next Solstice surge. Hestia is doing really well, the harvest was very fruitful that year, all the colonies are getting along well, they finally finished up that underground bunker that Luke wanted to make out of the abandoned hive under the colony and in general the mood on Hestia is great. I imagine there might be a baby boom at the colony because people are healthy due to having plenty of food and being less stressed out.

Luke is not the first person at the colony to get pregnant, but because of that he's also extra aware of how much can go really wrong both when carrying to term or aborting. Because while they try, they just don't have the kind of medical care as in the old world. And medicine, antibiotics, painkillers etc. are always pretty scarce I imagine.

Luke definitely did consider trying to abort, but I think he has like such an attitude about it like.. He'd rather have the resources that are needed in case anything goes wrong go to someone else who 'needs it more' (because they are scarce). And just kinda has this whole 'I need to suck it up' attitude about it. I think maybe partly also th control freak in him feeling better about at least having time to be able to come up with plans in case anything goes wrong. Also it's not like the baby themself is unwanted, it's just more the idea of bringing them into such a world + being pregnant makes him feel dysphoric as hell (but he also has such a 'just man up n tough it out' attitude around that).

I think it also just reallyyy clashes with how he wants to be seen and treated. Like Luke takes pride in protecting others and doesn't like when others get all worried over him and think he's fragile and needs protection. I think it pisses him off when everyone's all concerned about him. He knows and agrees he shouldn't join any scavenging runs, meetings at other colonies and stuff anymore after a while. And just in general everyone's telling him to just take it easy and offering to help him with stuff. But it makes him feel so useless and just in general dude feels like a caged animal. Especially because Luke likes to be busy so he doesn't have to Think about whatever's upsetting him and stuff. He also just Hates talking about it and ppl def just get rly concerned.

On top of all of that Luke's just kinda convinced Something will go wrong, he doesn't want to let himself get too attached + in general just kinda acts like he's gonna die because he's making all these plans for who can take over certain tasks in his absence and stuff. Everyone's like 'please don't act like that..' but he's like 'well it's possible and if everyone's prepared for it, it'll be easier to deal with! Just in case!' Luke doesn't really think of any names and stuff, all the others are making preparations for the baby and Luke doesn't really want to give any input most of the time.

And then baby is born and they're both alright. I think there's a lot of rly complicated and mixed feelings going on for Luke, he's not feeling very happy at all, like he's relieved she's fine and he immediately feels super protective over her but at the same time definitely doesn't feel very connected to her I guess? I think he expected that if the baby was fine, her birth would be this really happy euphoric moment where it'll all have been worth it. It all feels very unreal. People ask him how he's feeling and he's just kinda like 'I don't know'.

Like he's not sad in a way like 'I don't want this baby' but just more that she might experience so much hardship, in a few years another surge will happen during the solstice and she'll be so scared and he will have to fight so he won't even be there to comfort her. He's already scared something will happen to her. He thinks about when May was lost during that zombie attack a few days before the solstice. He thinks about his own parents, whom he lost at such a young age. He thinks about how he wishes Brynn was still around. I think having lost so many people he's cared about in his life just reallyyy doesn't help.

It's a relief to no longer be pregnant, tho he still breastfeeds her but I feel like that's easier for him to cope with because it keeps his kid alive + I think gives him a sense of control?

It takes him a day to think it over but then he names her Iris 🌈. I think he definitely initially wants to name her after Brynn but then decides against it.

It takes a few weeks for him to just start sorta feeling more normal again and a Bit less pessimistic tho now that he's starting to feel more connected to her he also feels sm more overwhelmed like.. He loves her so much and he needs to do Everything in his power to keep her happy and safe. He starts worrying a lot more about his own safety too, especially thinking of his own parents. Him and the rest of the group never go on supply runs together anymore, keeping Iris in mind in case something would happen to all of them. Like they know she's loved and in good hands at Hestia but still, u know.

I imagine all his partners just move into his room with him (I imagine usually it's just his and Shannon's shared room) to help out during the nights for a while, it gets rly crowded lol. I think once Iris starts eating solid food more regularily she spends the most time with Troy during the day bc it's easiest for him to bring her with him (I always imagine Troy mainly is in charge of like all the stuff that gets brought in from supply runs + keeping track of what supplies to look out for). Around age 4 she starts spending more time at the school, with the other kids, due to the whole baby boom she does have a bunch of friends her age.

I imagine Angel and Troy are the Fun parents™️, especially Angel I think lol. I feel like Angel is tht kinda parent who's just so fun to play with and would be the least strict. Luke's the most strict I imagine. He's always super clear about how she should stay away from the walls, starts teaching her how to fight asap and just overall is a bit overprotective.. but also the parent she feels safest with and who she seeks out when she's scared or had a bad dream. I think Shannon is the parent she gravitates most to at the end of the day when she's feeling cuddly and wants to be read to and stuff lol. I think she shares a room with her and Luke up til age 8 and then she gets her own room that she shares with 2 friends. Iris is also very not squeamish and always wants to see the drone corpses brought in for research and autopsies. She has decided she's gonna help Shannon find a cure when she grows up, but Shannon hopes that by then the cure has already been found lol. Eli isn't one of her parents obv, but since he's still part of the group she's still rly familiar with him and I think he's a bit less awkward with her than with other kids lol.

@choicescommunityevents

[princesssmars]

I NEED ;) a poly Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson fic with either any kind of reader. Maybe protecting each other in the upside down, or being completely parents to the kids (lots of cute fluff), or reader is with Mike/will/the others because they went with Mike to see el and Will and Eddie/Steve thinks they are safe there and it’s funny because it then goes to their pov and their being shot at (maybe they call each other at some point and their like got to go we’re running from the literal FBI).

Relationship HC's - poly!steddie x reader

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MY FIRST REQUEST MFS LETS GO also you guys work quick lmaooo. but I also like eddie more than I thought I would so here this is. i wanted to include both if you were with them vs with mike will and johnathan so idk if it works but uh yeah enjoy it anyway (anon im sorry this took me 5 years)

cw: uhhh fluff, violence bc Stranger Things. i guess scary things bc Stranger Things. a hiiint of spice bc i cant help myself

so here the three of you are, the ex-king, the freak and the nerd

how you got together ? no idea

most likely you and eddie met steve while going to pick a movie as a treat for him since you tutor him so he wont fail senior year a third time

steve went through his usual bi panic when he saw these two pretty people walk into the store and tried to turn on The Harrington Charm™️ and lets just say hes lucky you both thought he was cute

so badda bing badda boom ur all dating

the party loving you to bits

not being upset when you get asked to "babysit" or just hang out with them, like being an extra for hellfire, chilling and listening to music with max, etc.

and also eddie adores you for being into dnd, he tried to get steve into it and he loves him but was like nah 😐

jane and will even start to like you before they visit based on everyones letters

steve being highkey lowkey jealous because eddie already basically stole lucas dustin and mike and here you go winning over everyone 💀

but he does love it, as we've learned mans wants a whole damn hockey team of harringtons so seeing you being so good with kids does something to him

breeding kink anyone

then that just makes me thing of the three of you lying in bed late at night talking about the future you all want

if its rich boy!steve then him thinking of moving you all to some big house near the city with enough room for the 3 9 of you <3

you and eds def tease him for it but the idea of staying in a nice house and raising a family with them doesnt sound that bad...

but then spring break happens

you think itll be fun, a chance to relax from your studies, chill with your friends, maybe even go on a date or two with your loves

then the next thing you know your house phone is blowing up because dustin n steve say your eddie is wanted for the murder of chrissy fucing cunnigham

greaaaat

now your all driving around in the woods and you find eddie nd hes so god damn terrified and grabs you n steve and hugs you so tight :(

you and eddie being shocked but also kind of hurt when finding out about the upside down and stuff bc why didnt steve warn yall about this shit ???

but he was scared of putting you both in danger wanted you both to be safe etc etc

valid ofc bc hes definitely not pytting the loves of his life in danger hello ??

you and steve being so hesitant to leave eddie by himself so you leave him a bunch of kisses to get him by <3

and then after all this your girls max is cursed next ? and some stupid high school jocks are hunting your boyfriend ?

best spring break ever .

this was messy as shit and i might continue but until then peace out .

[m0mmat0rtle]

What the Clones are Like During That Time of The Month Headcannons

These are just my headcannons of what it’s like when some of the clones find out you’re on your period.

Warnings: uhh blood and mentions of periods. Innuendos and some mentions of sex but nothing too NSFW.

Captain Rex

-soft ™️

-lots of cuddles

-takes care of you so good Omg

-always asks if you’re craving anything and will get it for you ASAP

-understands if you need your space and will leave you alone if you need some time to yourself

-does his best to understand your mood swings. He’s trying his hardest 🥺

-doesn’t mind giving you the good good to help with the pain 👀

-“blood is nothing new to me, cyare, I can handle it.”

-warm hands hold your tummy when you get cramps.

-king of spooning istg

-forehead kisses

Clone medic Kix

-the literal best when you’re on your period

-mans actually knows what’s going on and knows how to help

-makes sure you stay hydrated no matter what

-prescribes you with medication to help with the pain

-massages

-wants you to be as comfy as possible

-really helpful with his hands if you want him to be 👀

-“I’m a medic. It’s my job to make sure my patients are well taken care of, mesh’la” 😤

-you’re on bed rest for the first two-three days of your period bc Kix just knows you’re hurting. you don’t even have to tell him.

-knows your schedule by now.

-makes sure you’re still eating and being healthy even when you’re in pain.

Fives

-clueless

-“what’s a period?”

-you’re gonna have to explain it to him, bless his heart

-“you do that EVERY month?”

-mans is blown away. He can’t believe you bleed so much every month and you don’t bitch about it to every single person

-will go to Kix and ask for help so he can make sure he treats you right

-snuggles

-doesn’t hold you too close bc he doesn’t want to hurt you 🥺

-occasionally makes jokes about it bc of course, laughter is the best medicine and Fives swears by that

-“ketchup packet lol”

-you have to explain to him how pads and tampons work and he can barely sit through it without getting uncomfortable

Echo

-poor baby doesn’t have the slightest idea what’s going on

-doesn’t understand why you are bleeding so much

-panic

-you assure him it’s okay and it’s a natural thing

-once again you have to explain it to him but unlike with Fives, he is willing to listen and wants to learn all that he can so he can help you to be as comfortable as possible.

-will go out and get your favorite things to surprise you and make you happy

-will go to the store and get you pads or tampons without fear

-“I want to help mesh’la” 🥺

-kisses on your nose 🥺

-wants to make you comfy

-cuddles are the best

Jesse

-stronk arms to hold you with

-doesn’t understand what’s up with you at first but after talking to Kix and Rex about it he wants to do everything he can to make sure you’re comfy

-mans does his research

-will provide you with snacks

-gentle tummy pats

-”What can I do to help you, mesh’la?”

-is willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you are comfortable

-asks Kix about pain meds for you because seeing you in pain genuinely upsets him like he cannot take it

Tup

-Sweetheart omg

-will cuddle you until you cannot take it anymore

-likes to play with your hair while you sleep in his arms

-and uno reverse

-brings you ice cream in bed what can I say

-won’t let you do anything on your own while you’re on your period

-will run a warm bath for you with bubbles ofc

-adores you omg you are his queen and he makes sure you know it a little extra during this time of the month

- “You know I adore you, right?”

-He also makes you hot chocolate as a surprise with cinnamon

-wakes you up with soft kisses on your cheek

Hardcase

-chaotic confusion

-”You’re bleeding??? OUT OF WHERE??”

-literally doesn’t know what to do and thinks you’re dying so he freaks out

-Kix has to explain it to him bc he goes to him in a panic thinking you’re about to die but Kix assures him it’s completely natural and all women do it

-Once he understands he will ofc binge watch all your favorite movies/shows with you while making sure you have more than enough snacks

-will do whatever you ask to help with the pain

-and I mean whatever you ask wink wonk

-Doesn’t quite understand it all but bless him he’s trying at least

- “Can’t you just hold it in?” “No-”

-He is learning

Cody

- “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!”

- cannot physically comprehend how you bleed so much without passing out or at least getting lightheaded

- Will hold you when he can and snuggle

-big spoon big spoon big spoon

-is convinced you must be like a god or something to go through something like that and not complain as much as he would

-”Hey babe I’m in the pad section at the store what size coochie you got?”

-will not stand for any slander from you as a result of your mood swings, will encourage you even if you feel like shit. You’re still his girl.

-neck kisses during cuddles

-will make sure you know how much he adores you so there is never any doubt

Wolfe

-Likes to act like it doesn’t phase him but deep down he is big worried

- “You’re bleeding? Okay why won’t you tell me where?”

-v v protective

-will go to the store for you literally doesn’t care about the looks he will get from other people bark bark

- will not let you go anywhere until you’re feeling better

- “Just lay here with me, mesh’la, okay?”

-eyy wolfe what those fingers do

-will literally hold you so close to him bc warmth

-will not stand for any remarks from others like “ooh must be that time of the month” No he will bite them and not in a nice way

-spicy kithes

-he will leave his mark on you to remind you even when you’re feeling like shit you still belong to him owa owa

Hunter

-*breathe in* OH MY WORD TO HAVE THIS MAN TAKE CARE OF YOU-

-Hunter is with you at all times of the day unless you ask him to go get something for you

-He has no idea what’s going on at first but that doesn’t matter, you’re hurting and that’s all that’s important to him rn

-He doesn’t know the science behind it and he doesn’t have to he just wants to make you feel better

-will do anything you ask of him

-“where does it hurt? What can I do to help?”

-he just knows when it’s that time of the month for you Bc of his heightened senses he can sense the hormones and smell the blood.

-as soon as he senses the start of your cycle he is at your side constantly, doing anything in his power to make you feel better.

-and I mean anything 👀

-“does this feel good mesh’la? Yeah?”

Tech

-knows exactly what it is and what’s going on, you don’t even have to explain it.

-also knows the best home remedies

-however it can get annoying when he babbles on and on about the reasons why women get periods once a month and why it’s a natural thing.

-this can end in you telling him to hush, it can come across as rude but that’s only because of the hormones and Tech understands.

-man would be up your ass about drinking enough water, eating three meals a day (especially when you don’t feel like it), taking midol, and getting plenty of rest.

-let’s you sit on his lap (if you’re up to it) while he works on projects so he can hold you when you’re in pain.

-“have you had enough water today?” “Yes?” “Drink some more.”

-massages. His hands work WONDERS.

Crosshair

-Doesn’t understand why you are moodier than him

-“the hell is a period?”

-when you explain it to him he instantly becomes protective af

-he doesn’t like that you’re bleeding and there’s literally nothing he can do to stop it.

-“so all of this is because you aren’t pregnant? I can help with that, you know.”

-smug little bastard

-will not let anyone else even SPEAK to you let alone bother you.

-at the end of the day tho he will hold you 🥺

-cuddles with him like this are like no other.

Wrecker

-once you get him to stop screaming about the blood on your bed sheets he’s willing to listen about what’s actually going on.

-very curious

-“you mean- you mean you bleed DOWN THERE??”

-you’re trying very hard not to loose it with him

-“does it hurt?” 🥺

-even after listening about all of it he’s just concerned if you’re okay.

-let’s you hold Lula

-holds you while you’re holding Lula

-being held by him (especially during that time of the month) is so nice because he’s so big and warm and his body just surrounds you with warmth.

-he’s like owning a giant heating pad 😩

-very careful around you.

-“leave her alone she’s bleeding” 😤

Captain Howzer

-the definition of a sweetheart.

-will do absolutely anything for you. You are his queen.

-need him to go to the store for pads? Done. Chocolate? You don’t even need to ask. Ice cream? He’s already bought you four pints.

-let’s you vent if you need to, cause hormones.

-will listen to everything you have to say intently

-this man adores you.

-wants to know what’s going on, so he asks and listens to you explain every detail. He even asks questions because he wants to make sure he understands you and your body perfectly 🥺

-“mesh’la don’t worry. Blood never bothered me before and it certainly won’t start now.”

-will cuddle you

-makes sure you’re drinking water though.

-“can I get you anything? Anything at all?”

Gregor

-“you’re WHAT?”

-clueless and also kinda terrified

-cannot comprehend that you can’t just “hold it in”

-tries to avoid you when you’re moody because he really doesn’t want to be yelled at by you of all people.

-brings you “offerings” of chocolate and candy when he thinks you’re in a bad mood

-if he thinks you’re in a good mood he’ll make jokes about it to try to get you to giggle because your laughter is music to his ears.

-this man is TERRIFIED of upsetting you

-he has to make sure you’re doing okay before he even thinks about making any kinds of jokes to you.

-he just adores you 🥺 he wonders how someone like him could get someone like you, even if he doesn’t tell you he’s thinking that. And when you’re not feeling your best he’ll do what he can, and what he understands, to make you feel better.

[oddree13]

Steddie at the Crossroads

Last night on the Steddie HOM Server, @originalbooktheif had the wonderful idea to suggest an AU where Eddie tries to sell his soul to get Corroded Coffin a breakthrough but when he summons the devil it's none other than Steve fucking Harrington. This is the result of an unhinged discussion between @originalbooktheif, myself, and @lurkinmerkin

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After everything happens in season 4 Eddie is tired. He's tired and he wants to get out of Hawkins. He figures if everyone thinks he’s a satanic devil worshipper despite the government coverup he might as well try it out. 

He drives his van to a crossroads outside of Hawkins and buries a few items into the ground - one of the graffitied missing posters Wayne had mistakenly hung up, his guitar pick necklace, and he couldn’t find a cat bone so he settled for a chicken bone from his dinner a few nights ago. 

Eddie buries the box and waits. He feels like an idiot as he paces, grateful that no one is around to see him. He’s about to start walking back to his van when he turns and sees King Steve™️ - gap jeans, polos, and devil horns peeking out from his infamous hair. He's so startled he trips on his feet and lands in the dirt.

"Really Munson? All the way out here? Not the intersection of Maple and Roosevelt?"

Eddie looks utterly confused and disappointed while Steve is just pissed he's been summoned to a crossroad way outside of Loch Nora. He wonders if this is some sort of trick. Jason and his lot are usually going on about how the devil shows you what you want to see and sure preppy and mean is his type but Steve Harrington is not what Eddie thought the devil would look like.

"At least you have your van. Given the circumstances, I'm at least taking a ride. Soul to be determined. So what are we asking for?" He wonders, as Eddie just stares at his newest friend in bewilderment. "Oh c'mon please don't tell me you did this for like a dare! Zazy is going to be up my ass even more," Steve grumbles. 

Eddie's not sure what to think but for some reason, he's compelled to ask if Zazy his dad. Which makes Steve laugh. 

"Absolutely not. Lucifer is too busy fucking fallen angels to remember I exist. Hawkins isn’t on his radar, trust me. No, Azazel is one of my - cousins I think is the closest human equivalent - thank goodness he's not my dad."

"But you're not Steve. You just look like him," Eddie stammers, and Steve just walks over to him and crouches down to look Eddie in the eye. 

"Sorry to disappoint you there. Samyaza is my real name but Steve is way easier on Earth. Are we going to ask questions all night or are going to ask me for what you want? Probably not going to give it to you seeing as you’ve already gone through hell and back.” Eddie hates how pleased Steve seems as his own joke. 

“Wait, no, that’s not how this works. I bury the items, I offer you my soul, and you give me what I want!” Eddie argues, finally getting up, frustrated that even now Steve in condescending to him. 

“Eddie that seems like a lack of agency in my role. We demons may be loose about a lot of things, but consent isn’t one of them. Free will is highly prized.” The smile that crosses Steve’s face is both cocky and feral and Eddie hates how he’s turned on by it. He really is a freak. “Just tell me what you want and I’ll see if it’s worth the trade.”

“I want the band to take off. I want Corroded Coffin to get its break and take me far from here. I don’t care what it costs.” Eddie hates the face Steve is making mainly because he can’t read it. The demon flicks his hand and a piece of paper appears and he scans it over. “I need to run some numbers. Ever since the stuff with the upside-down happened hell’s been a little bit in shambles.”

And doesn’t that just floor Eddie? He thought surely that the upside-down was proof of some sort of hell and that Steve’s involvement and survival are proof before him but that doesn’t seem to be the case. 

“Look you can ask all your questions on the ride home. I assume you’re driving.”

“Can’t you like teleport or something?”

“Does this look like Star Trek to you? Get your offering out of the ground and let’s go.”

*

On the ride back to Hawkins Eddie learns the following.

King Steve™️ is a demonic long con that is now completely in the trash due to the Upside Down. 

He’s not in Hawkins to actually kill anyone (his dad has guys for that), just cause chaos and debauchery. It started first with his “parents”. Get the head of Harrington Industries to settle down in suburbia to placate his wife while amassing money and influencing elections in a swing state. Steve left to his own devices just made chaos where he could. His mission was simple, corrupt a small town that would cause a domino effect across the American heartland. All he had to do was slowly deflowering the virgins, tease the closeted gays, reinforce the school hierarchy, depressing wages. He titillated the housewives as a lifeguard, and got them to vote for Reagan, etcetera, etcetera. He helped get the mayor elected which resulted in Starcourt, a shrine to capitalism. 

He was so close to his goal. Nancy Wheeler was right near the end of his list when he finds himself squaring off with some flower-faced alien motherfucker and he’s left reeling. Steve’s seen a lot. Hellhounds, demons that resemble eldritch horrors, and some of Hell’s finest torture sessions but what the hell is a Demogorgon?!

He has to reassess his whole plan. No one was really meant to die directly on his watch, and he feels something odd in himself when he attends Barb’s funeral. He doesn’t mind the lying or the coverup, more that he actually liked Barb. Sure she was an obstacle in the Nancy plan but he knew a part of Barb could sense him. She wasn’t fooled by his veneer and he respected that. He thinks what bothers him isn’t guilt, but annoyance that he should have known better, sensed something.

Steve tries to continue his mission but then the Halloween party happens and Nancy dumps him. For the first time, it hurts that someone doesn't like him and he doesn't understand why. He chalks it up again to not wanting to be a failure and tries to get back on track. But before he can do that Henderson crashes into his life and Steve cannot let that kid die. It isn’t a part of the plan. And as time goes on Steve takes to Dustin like he was his own minion. He’s not even annoyed that he can’t even figure out a good way to corrupt Henderson and it almost feels wrong too. 

At this point, Eddie has to interrupt and ask if the Party knows. 

“Of course they do. After everything that’s happened, they really aren’t that surprised.”

Steve explains that the party discovered his true nature after the Starcourt incident. There were hints beforehand, and Max has to ask if Billy was his doing. 

Steve explains that Billy’s run-in with the upside-down was a coincidence and actually caused a lot of confusion. But no, Billy Hargrove’s asshole propensity was just fueled by Azazel who got the sweet job of running around California. He only visited Hawkins periodically to check on Billy, and Steve doesn’t realize that until Billy and him are fighting. After all, Steve did love the chance to knock down one of Zazy’s pawns. 

But he leaves it alone after, just warning his cousin to keep Billy out of the kids' way, and Azazel reluctantly agrees. His cousin only resurfaces when he senses Billy’s death and finds Hawkins in more chaos than he left it in. 

“You should’ve reported this to Hell, Steve!”

“I've been busy at the ice cream shop!"

"How is that integral to your mission?!"

"Fueling capitalism, tooth decay, and creating naval fantasies Zazy!" Zazy pictures Steve in his Scoops Uniform, his ram horns on display enticing customers saying 'Ahoy matey! Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?' He doesn't buy it. 

Eddie listens to all this but doesn't understand why Steve is still in Hawkins. 

"Well, that's complicated. You see no one knows what the upside-down is and no one wants to deal with it. Plus plenty of people are willing to make deals now that a hell of sorts has opened up," he mumbles, but Eddie just looks over and sees through Steve's excuse.

"You can just say you like it here. I won't tell a soul." Eddie finds his words hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the pout on Steve's face. 

They sit in the parking lot of Eddie's temporary hotel room and he keeps asking questions. 

Yes, Steve was insulted by Jason Carver claiming Vecna's curse as devilry. And yes, he hated that the man managed a mob before Steve could.

No, he had nothing to do with Chrissy. 

Yes, he definitely was the cause of Eddie's influx of customers in 1985. 

Yes, Robin knows and likes it when Steve tells her the dirty secrets of everyone who comes into the family video. She has a running list of all the Regan voters so she can be vicious with late fees. She also takes advantage of Steve's abilities to know when it's safe to flirt with girls. 

No, he hasn't enchanted anyone in the group though he fondly calls Robin his little familiar which bothers her. He admits Azazel wanted him to but Steve put his foot down. Though after a very dumb argument with Jonathan he toys with the idea that he should make Robin seduce Nancy away from him. 

Eddie then repeats his offer from earlier. “You never told me whether you’d take it. My soul for fame. I’m sure you’ve made plenty of those over the years.”

Steve admits that he has but can’t bring himself to do that to Eddie. “I don’t think you get what that means. And I sort of like you too much to do that to you.”

“Aww, you like me, Stevie. That’s embarrassing.” Eddie expects Steve to blush or just brush it off. But instead, he sees a flash of Steve’s inhuman eyes and wonders if he crossed a line. But then he remembers something Steve mentioned earlier in the night. Steve Harrington collects virginities. 

“Then what would my virginity get me?” he asks.  Now there isn’t a flash of inhumanity, but steady eyes that lock onto Eddie’s and make him shiver. He hates that he might prove Jason Carver right if he sleeps with the devil, but judging by the way Steve’s staring at him, Eddie thinks it’ll be worth it. 

[lunar-years]

OK late night Finale thought dump:

1) Not as good as the season one finale, no, but that’s only because the season one finale was literally an immaculate episode of television; this was still a great episode and a great end to the season, imo

2) A lot of our predictions were actually correct!Which isn’t a bad thing at all because I think it’s a good direction for the show to go in as we get into the next season. Rupert buying a club, Nate leaving to coach it. LOTS of drama fodder for the future but still feels like we’re finally starting to peak out of the dark forest and see the sunlight. I think that’s a good place to be at at the beginning of the third season.

3) The biggest surprise for me was actually what they did with Roy & Keeley. I was fully on team ‘they will either get engaged or they will break up and there is nothing in between” but turns out…they ended up sort of in-between, didn’t they? I actually love it because I do think there’s some conflict there and individual growth that needs to be worked through before it’s proposal time (which surely is coming next season, and hopefully after a kickass career arc for Keeley in the first half!!) They’re definitely endgame though, there’s not a doubt in my mind after watching that (there wasn’t really before, either. But still).

4) Roy…maybe use Keeley’s ticket to take Jaime with you on your holiday. Just kidding. Unless….

5) Speaking of, my biggest disappointment with the last third of this season is definitely how sidelined Jaime has been since the Man City episode. They really opened up a WHOLE can of worms when they brought his dad back in and then they just…never addressed it again. Lol.

6) I enjoyed Jaime’s portion of the Roy & Jaime conversation (that’s Growth™️, king), but the Roy jokes about punching all his teeth in, head butting him before the hug etc. didn’t land for me like they would have landed at the beginning of the season, mostly because they never had a freaking discussion after Man City!! Like!! Sorry I just don’t think, after realizing Jaime’s Dad is physically and emotionally abusive to him, that Roy would come on so strong with the violence angle. I’m not saying he’s got to walk on eggshells or not be his usual furious grumpy self but at least give us a moment where they unpack the locker room scene a bit BEFORE…but whatever. I did love the celebration scene and I can’t wait for them to be besties next season :) I also wish they’d let Keeley and Jaime talk!

7) ted and beard friendship!!!! No one is talking about them enough. Beard you are a real one.

8) I loved how they concluded the Sam storyline. A Nigerian restaurant!!! Also telling Rebecca (through Ted) that he was staying for himself and not for ~them~. Yes yes yes!!

9) LOVED everything about the match sequence but especially Jan Maas coming in clutch at halftime and Jaime having Dani take the penalty shot. And, of course, the believe sign team huddle! YES!!

10) So. The Nate and Ted scene. It really hurt. When he brought up the photo he gave Ted and called him out for not having it in his office…and we KNOW that’s because ted has it freaking framed next to a picture of his own! Son! At! Home!…that broke me. Anyway, Nick should definitely get an Emmy for that scene alone holy shit was he acting his pants off! I still think Nate will get a redemption arc next season but yeah he definitely is on thin fucking ice isn’t he? Dark forest isn’t fully over is it girlies.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

AHHH HELLO!!!! no worries, i figured you got busy!! life just happens like that, i hope everything has been okay for you!! 🤍 ALSO HEAR ME OUT: sadistic doms who are also mocking in all the right ways 😩 like all [in a consensual context duh] “aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha” 😌 don’t mind me channeling my inner smut writer imagining steve saying that to bucky just HITS DIFFERENT OKAY

hehe i like showing off how good i am and wanna make my dom happy so yes i am obedient!!! sometimes just a little dumb in all the right ways too 😌 and if you don’t mind questions then 👀 would you rather punish or praise a sub or both ?¿ also i was wondering ur comfort levels with ur sub anons calling u sir or daddy or another title? i know some people don’t mind but others like to reserve it for official relationships and all so!! i just wanted to check in with ur boundaries / ask permission! OH AND IMPACT PLAY 👏👏👏 i have such a fascination with floggers and crops and paddles i won’t lie, i’m so 😩 i am ON MY KNEES

oh god okay okay i feel bad bc my asks are like essay lengths at this point so 😭😭 i will be hopping in the shower to prevent this from getting longer HAVE A GOOD REST OF THE DAY AND PLS TAKE UR TIME RESPONDING IF U NEED TO SMOOCH 🤍🤍🤍 -🐶

(Adding your other ask into this one)

also: me looking at the ROPE in ur header like 👀 hello????? rope ????!!!! 🧎(oh btw i don’t think i mentioned but in case it comes up- my pronouns are they/them but i don’t mind being called a good boy😌) - 🐶

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Hello! Everything has been pretty okay recently, yeah thanks.

Yes.

I completely agree, I love humiliation and praise and meanness and softness. Just- all of it. Sadists and masochists are truly a match made in heaven. Always.

Mmm-hmm, yes yes, Steve mocking Bucky a little, making him squirm and flush red-hot, "aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha" 🤤

I mean, hey, you got it, flaunt it. If you're good you might as well be as good as you can. (Also, God, I love that word in reference to literally any sub, Obedient, I don't know why but... there's just something in how undeniably submissive it means the sub is?)

Praise or punish a sub? Eh, it depends on the mood I'm in (also possibly on the mood they put me in 😏).

Calling me sir/daddy/other title? I mean, I don't think that would bother me so sure. (But I can't promise that when I first read it I won't read it like how I read anon's calling me "king" in a jokey but affectionate way, y’know? There is something less official about it being over the internet and not in person like you mentioned).

Yes yes yes- paddles and floggers and crops. I love them. There's such beautiful, sadistic artistry to them. (I'm also half tempted to try to learn how to work with wood (that's what she said) like I work with clay and 2D art mediums so I can eventually make paddles and plugs and stuff but... that's expensive and I'm Broke™️)

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO WHEN YOU READ THIS PUPPY!

Ask two:

Your eyes don't deceive you ;) It is rope.

Rope is also so good, both in artistry and in how easily it restrains whoever is tied up. And all the different ties... I wanna try all of them on a willing participant. And I'm not gonna lie, I've always wanted to tie subs up but I'm also curious about being tied up myself. It sounds appealing But I also know how much I like control and I assume the complete inability to move would freak me out some. So... we'll see.

(Good to know! Thanks for mentioning that, I'll keep that in mind, pup!)

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Collection post

Alright, fuck it. There's too much good stuff hidden in the reblogs and branches of this post. I'll go and copy-paste all the good stuff you'll miss together into one post.

I'm not adding what's already been posted above this post, but everything else is in chronological order.

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@plotwholls added:

“This is a file with all the stuff I had to sign, don’t worry, Bruce knows—”

“Bruce knows?”

“Bruce knows— this is everything I was able to put off signing, this is all the personal stuff ‘you’ got told, this is the legal ass-covering that my friend helped me with, and this is your schedule. I pushed back anything vital but non-time sensitive. Board meeting is about me. You. Here’s all the paperwork proving that I never said I was you, never claimed I was you and never tried to lead them to believe I was you, that they assumed, the legal ass-covering for you and Bruce on that front, and since you’re going up with Kennedy from Legal, then I thought you’d like to know they’re all gonna get served for harassing me.”

“Is Bruce helping?”

“Oh absolutely he is, he’s so excited.”

“Of course he is.”

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@zeestarfishalien added:

I’m picturing after a while of Tim using Danny to escape tedious duties cover for his nightly activities, Danny is becoming Concerned™️ by how many important decisions he’s making.

He totally understands and emergency situation where the boss is sick or whatever but “please, sir, understand the stress I am under for being responsible for so many people and if I fuck it up thousands could be out of a job and there’s no repercussions for me bc I don’t have any stake in the company.”

Tim, the ultimate problem solver replies with, “Okay, here’s x number of shares in the company.”

Danny: “this…is not what I meant sir”

#dp x dc #Danny is now Stressed™️ #Danny: I just wanted you to handle the company-wide change things #Tim: *who has an actual semi-regular sleep schedule for the first time in years ignoring Danny* Have I told you how awesome you are?

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@ghostreblogging added:

Like what if he was actually good at it. Since he was the ghost king and was used to dealing with obsessive people and reading between the lines on bunch of important documents

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@ashoutinthedarkness added:

With danny looking so very much like time, that also means that tim looks like Danny and that there could be reciprocated chaos in terms of mistaken identities XD

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Why was danny in Gotham? Was he moving there? Is this after high school? Or did he have to leave town before then (reveal gone wrong/everyone is gone)?

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Imagine Sam running into tim at a gala and calling him danny and getting upset that he hadn't let her and Tucker know he was ok (maybe also that he managed to escape the GIW?), that they had been freaking out bc it had been so long, but don't worry bc Amity is fine and Val has it taken care of, and she's so glad he's ok though she's surprised that he let himself get adopted by Wayne though he 'must not be as bad as the frootloop' but then her parents are coming over and so she shoves an extra phone that she had on her (bc just in case) and tells him its the usual password and to call either her or Tucker once he's in the clear and to not worry bc it'll work in the zone

And tim is like.... ??? 'Was this how danny felt?' And then starts to process what she's saying and then starts to freak out.

#danny phantom #dp #dp au #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dc #danny fenton #tim drake #wayne enterprises #danny looks like tim #sam manson #mistaken identity

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@crazy-pages added:

Eventually Danny gets shot right after getting out of work. And Tim rushes outside to find Danny's very aggrieved ghost beating up a mugger. And Tim's soul just about departs his body. For several reasons.

But then Danny reinhabits his own corporeal form and explains things to Tim. Who needs therapy (even more than he already did) and also a coffee and a nap (even more than he already did). But they get talking and at some point Danny explains that Scarecrow has actually been a ghost this whole time, seriously, he saw the guy on a rampage once and his ghost sense went fully off. Also the Penguin was too, yeah specifically the ghost of an actual aggrieved penguin possessing the body of his former cruel owner. Danny dealt with it during his off time, it was a whole thing.

So now Tim has to deal with the fact that Gotham is actually fucking haunted and there's no way this lookalike isn't also getting adopted into his vigilante life too and he can also see how that goes.

... he kind of wants to know if Jason sets off Danny's ghost sense.

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@ghostreblogging added:

Omg what if he is walking through Gotham in a disaster and Tim is knocked out. And any batfam member is like wtf what are u doing. You need to help right now and Danny is pushed into doing a little bit of vigilante shit

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@talafairy added:

Just imagine when Dani shows up to vist Danny, sees Tim and Danny and with a shit-eating grin says "hey dad" infront of the batfamily. Oh the chaos!!!

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@omnicrafts added:

On one hand, having read Red Robin, Tam Fox would never confuse some poor sap for Tim longer than an "Oh thank god there you are I-" Before she clocks this man as Not Time Drake because when you get dragged around the world and deal with literal Super Assassins with a guy you just know things.

But Also I feel like Tam is so fed up with chasing this man down that she would absolutely just take a body double. Especially a body double that isn't going to fake murder her dad and not tell her about the plan or make her play the worst game of where in the world is Tim Drake?

She was going to kill him. For real this time, even though that was something she muttered every time Tim vanished into the shadows to do whatever crazy thing he was caught up in. Her father had given her numerous tips on how to deal with a Bat, and at least Tim didn't play up the air headed playboy like his father. Tam counted her blessings where they were because lord knew this man was taking years off her life every hour.

Juggling the phone that was propped between her shoulder and ear, Tam counted to ten while the investor ranted on about his valuable time; as if he mattered enough for Tam to remember his name once she'd hung up and jotted down the details of his complaint. The contracts she was sorting through as she walked were also a decent distraction. "Yes, yes, of course, I-" When the line went dead, Tam wanted to scream.

When she opened her eyes and spotted just the man she was looking for, she did scream. Well, yell, it was more a sharply raised tone honestly, a fraction of the volume she wanted to use but appropriate for the current setting.

"Tim! Finally, if you don't get back to-" A year and a half of keeping up with Tim Drake-Wayne had vastly improved her ability to assess and recalculate a situation. The man who was shaking hands with Tim's three pm conference attendees was not Tim Drake-Wayne. Tam could forgive the poor secretary, who had started to hurry him along to the next meeting, given the striking similarities. Build, facial features, charming smile that was just a touch nervous.

But Tam knew Tim Drake-Wayne better than probably anyone else these days. His bright blue eyes were the wrong shade and too vibrant, even if they held a similar bone deep, weary sadness to them. There also wasn't an ounce of recognition in them. Quiet resignation instead of the playful spark that never failed to set off butterflies despite that ship having sailed already.

Barely a minute had passed, but it felt like longer before Tam made a decision.

Fingers wrapped around the man's wrist, she pulled him away and made a mental note to look into how whatever this was happened. Not-Tim followed without resistance and a heavy sigh.

"Who are you." Tam demanded once they were standing in front of Tim's office and mostly away from listening ears.

"Ancients, finally." Not-Tim ran a hand through his hair before rubbing the back of his neck, the same habit Tim had when nervous or caught red-handed. "Danel, Danny Nightingale, I work in the engineering department. Three days ago, I was coming back from lunch when this herd of interns swarmed, and it just kept escalating. Oh, oh good, I see you found the stack of 'please I'm not qualified to make changes or sign these.' papers."

So many people were getting fired or retraining.

"We can make this work."

"I don't like where this is going suddenly." Good, he had a healthy amount of awareness to him. That was good, he would need it.

"Three days?" When he nodded, she took a breath and let it out slowly. "So you're the one responsible for the restructuring of the Wilcox contract and the bid against Lexcorp for the Brownstone contract?" Danel gave a sheepish nod and rested his hands on his hips. It might have been an intimidating stance if his posture wasn't drooped like a scolded child. He was kind of cute like that.

Focus, Tam, now was not the time.

"We can make this work." It would serve Tim right and teach him a lesson about running off without telling her anything. They had a system! It could be a bad idea, but he'd done an incredible job outfoxing Lexcorp, that project was an incredible opportunity to improve the smaller clinics around Gotham. Goldburg had looked charmed beyond belief, leaving the conference room moments ago. That man was impossible to get along with. "This could work."

"This has to be some kind of Identity Fraud. Not Theft but like, someone else stole the identity and made me hold onto it. I can't possibly look that much like this Tim guy."

"Stick with me, Danny, we have work to do."

"Do I get a say in this?" Danny said as he followed her into the office anyway. Obediently, he sat down at the desk and looked forlornly at the stack of papers and then to the coffee pot.

"Nope! Don't worry, I'll make sure you're properly compensated for your work." Tam answered, starting a fresh pot of coffee. Just like Tim, the similarities were piling up, and it was a little eerie. While the coffee brewed, she sent the alert message to Tim's phone about the doppelgänger. "I can reorganize the schedule, so you're not making any hugely important choices, save those for Tim.

"Now, there is, so much to do." Tam set down the cup of coffee and watched him knock the drink back like it wasn't steaming.

"Guess we get started then." Danny laughed as Tam refilled the cup for him.

By the end of the day, all the urgent things Tim had been putting off were taken care of. Yeah, this could work.

#dpxdc #mistaken identity #went with the Dan-el idea from that one kryptonian myth post #Sprinkle on a little but of Older brother Danny and not hint at it in this drabble at all #Danny is Tim's older twin brother but he was a sickly baby so he was put up for adoption #Danny has no idea he's adopted #He's about to find out when Tim gets back! #Tam is so tired of Tim's shit okay #Technically she's doing damage control #contain the look-a-like and monitor him #give this woman a raise she's been through so much #she and Danny are gonna become besties. #Danny still adopted Kon and Match and Bart #All as Phantom so they don't know he's human too and looks like Tim #prompt fill #drabble

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@thatrandomsarahchick added:

Ok but then imagine Tim forgot to tell the board, so they get all worried and confused until someone does some digging and finds out about Danny. Then they get mad, coz they realise they've been duped.

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@welcometosasakiworld added:

I can imagine Danny sorting out a bunch of paperwork when out of nowhere Tim in the Red Robin costume appears and takes off his mask.

Tim taking off his mask and putting it inside a closet inside his workshop, he finds civilian clothes to wear.

Turning around he sees Danny standing there looking blatantly shocked.

"Oh shit…."

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@that1randomnerd added:

Danny: *makes sure no one else is there* *transforms into Phantom* I won't tell if you won't

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@britcision added:

Okay but you KNOW this means at least once Tim asks Danny to go out as Red Robin too

Months after this chicanery begins, with Danny as Tim’s established work double, they’ve done the accidental reveals

Tim gets The Nastiest Flu

And as bitches like Tim do, refuses to rest and recover and tell the bats he won’t be patrolling

NO

Come hell or high water, Red Fucking Robin is taking the streets

He threatens to go full Jason if Bruce fights him

Gets all the way into costume

Grapples to a roof

Nearly collapses

But Like. FUCK. Is he ever gonna admit they’re right.

Cue Danny gets a sudden text at 11pm summoning him to a rooftop emergency and y’know what? Fuck it, he’s not busy

He finds Tim, tells him off for being a stubborn bitch, but Tim threatens/begs/bribes him to help him save face with the family

Hell, Tim promises to stay in bed for a WEEK so long as he can do it at Danny’s and Danny takes patrol today

And flips off the other bats as he grapples past

Danny, Professional Little Brother, agrees

Silly changing montage because I CAN

The rest of the bats, fully expecting to find Tim passed out in an alley, are all stunned to see him practically flying from roof to roof

(Look no one ever taught Danny how to use the grapnel he’s doing his best)

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Then a bunch of people left awesome tags:

#IT GETS BETTER

#IT GETS BETTER AGAIN

#this is the best thing ive read #i love when little ficlets get created by tumblr #like everyone just contributing little bits and pieces#and making something awesome #id love to read more of this! #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom fic #tim drake #danny phantom crossover

#okokok I am here for this sm #how far does Danny go to be Tim’s doppelgänger #and the thick plotens

#absolutely love this au and every time i see it got a new addition im just mwehehehhehehehhehehehhehe #danny phantom #dc comics#dp x dc #dc x dp #danny fenton #tim drake #red robin #reblog

#i love no one even in the batfam knows about tim #tims at home with a mic and camera so he sees and hears everything danny sees and hears #and he just feeds him info #weather it be case stuff or something to get bruce off his back #and they sound the same so it works #i think they got a solid six month before someone catches onto something#and they only do becuase the were fight goons and they swear to go tim got shot but he is fine?????

#jfkgkhzldhl Danny literally flying because he doesnt know how the grappel works

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@goddess-of-graphite added:

Listen when you find a twin in the wild doppelgänger you can’t just not pretend to be each other at least once

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Then I (luxpurplishgreen) and @bookwyrmie added our posts, and now we're all up to date!

Keep writing from here folks!! The spontaneous round robins are the best! 🖤

@stealingyourbones prompts tend to grow bit by bit and it's a shame to not collect it all in one post.

Short DPXDC Prompts #232

Danny starts as a low level intern in Wayne Industries and is very concerned when people keep referring to him as Tim and keep asking him to sign papers and attend meetings that aren’t remotely in his job description.

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Stranger Things Characters and How They Would React to You on Your Period

A disclaimer these are just headcannons! You don’t have to agree with them they’re just my personal opinion! Also Gif not mine!

A slight NSFW warning bc periods & stuff

Steve Harrington

• THE CEO OF CARING OH MY GOSH

• he’s definitely a little freaked out at first but like I’m a good way if that makes sense

• “OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING SO MUCH ARE YOU OKAY???”

• will get you whatever you need.

• he just wants to you to be comfy and feel better

• will cuddle you and hold your tummy <3

• “I’m at the store do you need anything?” Proceeds to by you things he knows you like anyways.

• he tries not to take anything you say during that time of the month too seriously bc you know ✨hormones✨

• “you didn’t mean that 🥺”

• will get you your favorite movies to marathon since he has that Family Video connection

• Steve doesn’t mind giving you the good good if it helps you feel better 😌

• aye what them fingers do

Jonathan Byers

• soft king

• do you really think Joyce has not trained this man how to handle periods? He knows.

• “babe do you tampons or pads? Or both?”

• he’s still a little awkward about it but he’s trying his best ok

• he knows your cycle and buys you chocolate when he knows it’s about to start

• he does get offended easily tho when you yell at him

• really likes to just snuggle and watch your favorite movies or tv shows with you.

• “what do you need me to do?”

• literally will do whatever he can to make you feel better.

Billy Hargrove

• “WHY THE HELL IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!”

• this man cannot wrap his head around the concept of menstruation

• he thinks it’s gross at first but once he realizes how much pain you’re in he softens a little

• dude if anyone messes with you while you’re on your period he will bite their head off

• protective™️

• “they said that to you? I’ll kill them. No I will.”

• he’s like ur personal guard dog. He will take care of you and cares for your safety and well being but if someone so much as looks at you wrong he’ll go off.

• doesn’t understand how pads and tampons function

• “yo babe I’m at the store what size Coochie you got?”

• will give you tlc *wink wink* if it will help you feel better

Eddie Munson

• can you say clueless with a capital C

• bless his heart he’s trying I promise but he doesn’t get it at first.

• “YOU BLEED HOW MUCH??? AND IT’S EVERY SINGLE MONTH??? HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY???”

• you have to explain to him that it’s perfectly normal and all girls do it

• which is even harder for him to comprehend

• “ALL GIRLS DO THIS??? EVERY MONTH??? DO YOU LIKE COORDINATE IT???”

• once you finally get him to understand he simply couldn’t be more caring tho.

• he will literally buy you a bunch of stuff that makes him think of you, even like the most random useless stuff just because he knows it will make you smile.

• this man will call you a lil ketchup packet

• movie marathons with extra blankets and chocolate popcorn tho

Robin Buckley

• you two have probably synced up already so she knows when your cycle is about to start bc hers is also about to start.

• she’s the only person you can’t be a bitch towards during your time of the month bc you’re going through it together, you’re both miserable so you’re miserable together.

• you guys take turns on stocking up on all the necessary goodies but she always ends up surprising you with a few of your favorite candies and ice cream

• she has your favorite ice cream flavors memorized since that’s how you met her - going to scoops every day that you could just to see if the pretty ice cream girl was working

• the snuggles 🥺

• she will definitely marathon Star Wars with you while you two eat all the ice cream you can handle