#YOUR KING IS FREAKING™️ OUT AT HOW GOOD IT WAS

[kingofsalmonids]

COHOZUNA’S OFFICIAL FNAF MOVIE REVIEW:

I WASN’T IN IT 0/10

[oddree13]

Steddie at the Crossroads

Last night on the Steddie HOM Server, @originalbooktheif had the wonderful idea to suggest an AU where Eddie tries to sell his soul to get Corroded Coffin a breakthrough but when he summons the devil it's none other than Steve fucking Harrington. This is the result of an unhinged discussion between @originalbooktheif, myself, and @lurkinmerkin

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After everything happens in season 4 Eddie is tired. He's tired and he wants to get out of Hawkins. He figures if everyone thinks he’s a satanic devil worshipper despite the government coverup he might as well try it out. 

He drives his van to a crossroads outside of Hawkins and buries a few items into the ground - one of the graffitied missing posters Wayne had mistakenly hung up, his guitar pick necklace, and he couldn’t find a cat bone so he settled for a chicken bone from his dinner a few nights ago. 

Eddie buries the box and waits. He feels like an idiot as he paces, grateful that no one is around to see him. He’s about to start walking back to his van when he turns and sees King Steve™️ - gap jeans, polos, and devil horns peeking out from his infamous hair. He's so startled he trips on his feet and lands in the dirt.

"Really Munson? All the way out here? Not the intersection of Maple and Roosevelt?"

Eddie looks utterly confused and disappointed while Steve is just pissed he's been summoned to a crossroad way outside of Loch Nora. He wonders if this is some sort of trick. Jason and his lot are usually going on about how the devil shows you what you want to see and sure preppy and mean is his type but Steve Harrington is not what Eddie thought the devil would look like.

"At least you have your van. Given the circumstances, I'm at least taking a ride. Soul to be determined. So what are we asking for?" He wonders, as Eddie just stares at his newest friend in bewilderment. "Oh c'mon please don't tell me you did this for like a dare! Zazy is going to be up my ass even more," Steve grumbles. 

Eddie's not sure what to think but for some reason, he's compelled to ask if Zazy his dad. Which makes Steve laugh. 

"Absolutely not. Lucifer is too busy fucking fallen angels to remember I exist. Hawkins isn’t on his radar, trust me. No, Azazel is one of my - cousins I think is the closest human equivalent - thank goodness he's not my dad."

"But you're not Steve. You just look like him," Eddie stammers, and Steve just walks over to him and crouches down to look Eddie in the eye. 

"Sorry to disappoint you there. Samyaza is my real name but Steve is way easier on Earth. Are we going to ask questions all night or are going to ask me for what you want? Probably not going to give it to you seeing as you’ve already gone through hell and back.” Eddie hates how pleased Steve seems as his own joke. 

“Wait, no, that’s not how this works. I bury the items, I offer you my soul, and you give me what I want!” Eddie argues, finally getting up, frustrated that even now Steve in condescending to him. 

“Eddie that seems like a lack of agency in my role. We demons may be loose about a lot of things, but consent isn’t one of them. Free will is highly prized.” The smile that crosses Steve’s face is both cocky and feral and Eddie hates how he’s turned on by it. He really is a freak. “Just tell me what you want and I’ll see if it’s worth the trade.”

“I want the band to take off. I want Corroded Coffin to get its break and take me far from here. I don’t care what it costs.” Eddie hates the face Steve is making mainly because he can’t read it. The demon flicks his hand and a piece of paper appears and he scans it over. “I need to run some numbers. Ever since the stuff with the upside-down happened hell’s been a little bit in shambles.”

And doesn’t that just floor Eddie? He thought surely that the upside-down was proof of some sort of hell and that Steve’s involvement and survival are proof before him but that doesn’t seem to be the case. 

“Look you can ask all your questions on the ride home. I assume you’re driving.”

“Can’t you like teleport or something?”

“Does this look like Star Trek to you? Get your offering out of the ground and let’s go.”

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On the ride back to Hawkins Eddie learns the following.

King Steve™️ is a demonic long con that is now completely in the trash due to the Upside Down. 

He’s not in Hawkins to actually kill anyone (his dad has guys for that), just cause chaos and debauchery. It started first with his “parents”. Get the head of Harrington Industries to settle down in suburbia to placate his wife while amassing money and influencing elections in a swing state. Steve left to his own devices just made chaos where he could. His mission was simple, corrupt a small town that would cause a domino effect across the American heartland. All he had to do was slowly deflowering the virgins, tease the closeted gays, reinforce the school hierarchy, depressing wages. He titillated the housewives as a lifeguard, and got them to vote for Reagan, etcetera, etcetera. He helped get the mayor elected which resulted in Starcourt, a shrine to capitalism. 

He was so close to his goal. Nancy Wheeler was right near the end of his list when he finds himself squaring off with some flower-faced alien motherfucker and he’s left reeling. Steve’s seen a lot. Hellhounds, demons that resemble eldritch horrors, and some of Hell’s finest torture sessions but what the hell is a Demogorgon?!

He has to reassess his whole plan. No one was really meant to die directly on his watch, and he feels something odd in himself when he attends Barb’s funeral. He doesn’t mind the lying or the coverup, more that he actually liked Barb. Sure she was an obstacle in the Nancy plan but he knew a part of Barb could sense him. She wasn’t fooled by his veneer and he respected that. He thinks what bothers him isn’t guilt, but annoyance that he should have known better, sensed something.

Steve tries to continue his mission but then the Halloween party happens and Nancy dumps him. For the first time, it hurts that someone doesn't like him and he doesn't understand why. He chalks it up again to not wanting to be a failure and tries to get back on track. But before he can do that Henderson crashes into his life and Steve cannot let that kid die. It isn’t a part of the plan. And as time goes on Steve takes to Dustin like he was his own minion. He’s not even annoyed that he can’t even figure out a good way to corrupt Henderson and it almost feels wrong too. 

At this point, Eddie has to interrupt and ask if the Party knows. 

“Of course they do. After everything that’s happened, they really aren’t that surprised.”

Steve explains that the party discovered his true nature after the Starcourt incident. There were hints beforehand, and Max has to ask if Billy was his doing. 

Steve explains that Billy’s run-in with the upside-down was a coincidence and actually caused a lot of confusion. But no, Billy Hargrove’s asshole propensity was just fueled by Azazel who got the sweet job of running around California. He only visited Hawkins periodically to check on Billy, and Steve doesn’t realize that until Billy and him are fighting. After all, Steve did love the chance to knock down one of Zazy’s pawns. 

But he leaves it alone after, just warning his cousin to keep Billy out of the kids' way, and Azazel reluctantly agrees. His cousin only resurfaces when he senses Billy’s death and finds Hawkins in more chaos than he left it in. 

“You should’ve reported this to Hell, Steve!”

“I've been busy at the ice cream shop!"

"How is that integral to your mission?!"

"Fueling capitalism, tooth decay, and creating naval fantasies Zazy!" Zazy pictures Steve in his Scoops Uniform, his ram horns on display enticing customers saying 'Ahoy matey! Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?' He doesn't buy it. 

Eddie listens to all this but doesn't understand why Steve is still in Hawkins. 

"Well, that's complicated. You see no one knows what the upside-down is and no one wants to deal with it. Plus plenty of people are willing to make deals now that a hell of sorts has opened up," he mumbles, but Eddie just looks over and sees through Steve's excuse.

"You can just say you like it here. I won't tell a soul." Eddie finds his words hilarious. Almost as hilarious as the pout on Steve's face. 

They sit in the parking lot of Eddie's temporary hotel room and he keeps asking questions. 

Yes, Steve was insulted by Jason Carver claiming Vecna's curse as devilry. And yes, he hated that the man managed a mob before Steve could.

No, he had nothing to do with Chrissy. 

Yes, he definitely was the cause of Eddie's influx of customers in 1985. 

Yes, Robin knows and likes it when Steve tells her the dirty secrets of everyone who comes into the family video. She has a running list of all the Regan voters so she can be vicious with late fees. She also takes advantage of Steve's abilities to know when it's safe to flirt with girls. 

No, he hasn't enchanted anyone in the group though he fondly calls Robin his little familiar which bothers her. He admits Azazel wanted him to but Steve put his foot down. Though after a very dumb argument with Jonathan he toys with the idea that he should make Robin seduce Nancy away from him. 

Eddie then repeats his offer from earlier. “You never told me whether you’d take it. My soul for fame. I’m sure you’ve made plenty of those over the years.”

Steve admits that he has but can’t bring himself to do that to Eddie. “I don’t think you get what that means. And I sort of like you too much to do that to you.”

“Aww, you like me, Stevie. That’s embarrassing.” Eddie expects Steve to blush or just brush it off. But instead, he sees a flash of Steve’s inhuman eyes and wonders if he crossed a line. But then he remembers something Steve mentioned earlier in the night. Steve Harrington collects virginities. 

“Then what would my virginity get me?” he asks.  Now there isn’t a flash of inhumanity, but steady eyes that lock onto Eddie’s and make him shiver. He hates that he might prove Jason Carver right if he sleeps with the devil, but judging by the way Steve’s staring at him, Eddie thinks it’ll be worth it. 

[princesssmars]

I NEED ;) a poly Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson fic with either any kind of reader. Maybe protecting each other in the upside down, or being completely parents to the kids (lots of cute fluff), or reader is with Mike/will/the others because they went with Mike to see el and Will and Eddie/Steve thinks they are safe there and it’s funny because it then goes to their pov and their being shot at (maybe they call each other at some point and their like got to go we’re running from the literal FBI).

Relationship HC's - poly!steddie x reader

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MY FIRST REQUEST MFS LETS GO also you guys work quick lmaooo. but I also like eddie more than I thought I would so here this is. i wanted to include both if you were with them vs with mike will and johnathan so idk if it works but uh yeah enjoy it anyway (anon im sorry this took me 5 years)

cw: uhhh fluff, violence bc Stranger Things. i guess scary things bc Stranger Things. a hiiint of spice bc i cant help myself

so here the three of you are, the ex-king, the freak and the nerd

how you got together ? no idea

most likely you and eddie met steve while going to pick a movie as a treat for him since you tutor him so he wont fail senior year a third time

steve went through his usual bi panic when he saw these two pretty people walk into the store and tried to turn on The Harrington Charm™️ and lets just say hes lucky you both thought he was cute

so badda bing badda boom ur all dating

the party loving you to bits

not being upset when you get asked to "babysit" or just hang out with them, like being an extra for hellfire, chilling and listening to music with max, etc.

and also eddie adores you for being into dnd, he tried to get steve into it and he loves him but was like nah 😐

jane and will even start to like you before they visit based on everyones letters

steve being highkey lowkey jealous because eddie already basically stole lucas dustin and mike and here you go winning over everyone 💀

but he does love it, as we've learned mans wants a whole damn hockey team of harringtons so seeing you being so good with kids does something to him

breeding kink anyone

then that just makes me thing of the three of you lying in bed late at night talking about the future you all want

if its rich boy!steve then him thinking of moving you all to some big house near the city with enough room for the 3 9 of you <3

you and eds def tease him for it but the idea of staying in a nice house and raising a family with them doesnt sound that bad...

but then spring break happens

you think itll be fun, a chance to relax from your studies, chill with your friends, maybe even go on a date or two with your loves

then the next thing you know your house phone is blowing up because dustin n steve say your eddie is wanted for the murder of chrissy fucing cunnigham

greaaaat

now your all driving around in the woods and you find eddie nd hes so god damn terrified and grabs you n steve and hugs you so tight :(

you and eddie being shocked but also kind of hurt when finding out about the upside down and stuff bc why didnt steve warn yall about this shit ???

but he was scared of putting you both in danger wanted you both to be safe etc etc

valid ofc bc hes definitely not pytting the loves of his life in danger hello ??

you and steve being so hesitant to leave eddie by himself so you leave him a bunch of kisses to get him by <3

and then after all this your girls max is cursed next ? and some stupid high school jocks are hunting your boyfriend ?

best spring break ever .

this was messy as shit and i might continue but until then peace out .

[m0mmat0rtle]

What the Clones are Like During That Time of The Month Headcannons

These are just my headcannons of what it’s like when some of the clones find out you’re on your period.

Warnings: uhh blood and mentions of periods. Innuendos and some mentions of sex but nothing too NSFW.

Captain Rex

-soft ™️

-lots of cuddles

-takes care of you so good Omg

-always asks if you’re craving anything and will get it for you ASAP

-understands if you need your space and will leave you alone if you need some time to yourself

-does his best to understand your mood swings. He’s trying his hardest 🥺

-doesn’t mind giving you the good good to help with the pain 👀

-“blood is nothing new to me, cyare, I can handle it.”

-warm hands hold your tummy when you get cramps.

-king of spooning istg

-forehead kisses

Clone medic Kix

-the literal best when you’re on your period

-mans actually knows what’s going on and knows how to help

-makes sure you stay hydrated no matter what

-prescribes you with medication to help with the pain

-massages

-wants you to be as comfy as possible

-really helpful with his hands if you want him to be 👀

-“I’m a medic. It’s my job to make sure my patients are well taken care of, mesh’la” 😤

-you’re on bed rest for the first two-three days of your period bc Kix just knows you’re hurting. you don’t even have to tell him.

-knows your schedule by now.

-makes sure you’re still eating and being healthy even when you’re in pain.

Fives

-clueless

-“what’s a period?”

-you’re gonna have to explain it to him, bless his heart

-“you do that EVERY month?”

-mans is blown away. He can’t believe you bleed so much every month and you don’t bitch about it to every single person

-will go to Kix and ask for help so he can make sure he treats you right

-snuggles

-doesn’t hold you too close bc he doesn’t want to hurt you 🥺

-occasionally makes jokes about it bc of course, laughter is the best medicine and Fives swears by that

-“ketchup packet lol”

-you have to explain to him how pads and tampons work and he can barely sit through it without getting uncomfortable

Echo

-poor baby doesn’t have the slightest idea what’s going on

-doesn’t understand why you are bleeding so much

-panic

-you assure him it’s okay and it’s a natural thing

-once again you have to explain it to him but unlike with Fives, he is willing to listen and wants to learn all that he can so he can help you to be as comfortable as possible.

-will go out and get your favorite things to surprise you and make you happy

-will go to the store and get you pads or tampons without fear

-“I want to help mesh’la” 🥺

-kisses on your nose 🥺

-wants to make you comfy

-cuddles are the best

Jesse

-stronk arms to hold you with

-doesn’t understand what’s up with you at first but after talking to Kix and Rex about it he wants to do everything he can to make sure you’re comfy

-mans does his research

-will provide you with snacks

-gentle tummy pats

-”What can I do to help you, mesh’la?”

-is willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you are comfortable

-asks Kix about pain meds for you because seeing you in pain genuinely upsets him like he cannot take it

Tup

-Sweetheart omg

-will cuddle you until you cannot take it anymore

-likes to play with your hair while you sleep in his arms

-and uno reverse

-brings you ice cream in bed what can I say

-won’t let you do anything on your own while you’re on your period

-will run a warm bath for you with bubbles ofc

-adores you omg you are his queen and he makes sure you know it a little extra during this time of the month

- “You know I adore you, right?”

-He also makes you hot chocolate as a surprise with cinnamon

-wakes you up with soft kisses on your cheek

Hardcase

-chaotic confusion

-”You’re bleeding??? OUT OF WHERE??”

-literally doesn’t know what to do and thinks you’re dying so he freaks out

-Kix has to explain it to him bc he goes to him in a panic thinking you’re about to die but Kix assures him it’s completely natural and all women do it

-Once he understands he will ofc binge watch all your favorite movies/shows with you while making sure you have more than enough snacks

-will do whatever you ask to help with the pain

-and I mean whatever you ask wink wonk

-Doesn’t quite understand it all but bless him he’s trying at least

- “Can’t you just hold it in?” “No-”

-He is learning

Cody

- “WHY IS THERE SO MUCH BLOOD?!”

- cannot physically comprehend how you bleed so much without passing out or at least getting lightheaded

- Will hold you when he can and snuggle

-big spoon big spoon big spoon

-is convinced you must be like a god or something to go through something like that and not complain as much as he would

-”Hey babe I’m in the pad section at the store what size coochie you got?”

-will not stand for any slander from you as a result of your mood swings, will encourage you even if you feel like shit. You’re still his girl.

-neck kisses during cuddles

-will make sure you know how much he adores you so there is never any doubt

Wolfe

-Likes to act like it doesn’t phase him but deep down he is big worried

- “You’re bleeding? Okay why won’t you tell me where?”

-v v protective

-will go to the store for you literally doesn’t care about the looks he will get from other people bark bark

- will not let you go anywhere until you’re feeling better

- “Just lay here with me, mesh’la, okay?”

-eyy wolfe what those fingers do

-will literally hold you so close to him bc warmth

-will not stand for any remarks from others like “ooh must be that time of the month” No he will bite them and not in a nice way

-spicy kithes

-he will leave his mark on you to remind you even when you’re feeling like shit you still belong to him owa owa

Hunter

-*breathe in* OH MY WORD TO HAVE THIS MAN TAKE CARE OF YOU-

-Hunter is with you at all times of the day unless you ask him to go get something for you

-He has no idea what’s going on at first but that doesn’t matter, you’re hurting and that’s all that’s important to him rn

-He doesn’t know the science behind it and he doesn’t have to he just wants to make you feel better

-will do anything you ask of him

-“where does it hurt? What can I do to help?”

-he just knows when it’s that time of the month for you Bc of his heightened senses he can sense the hormones and smell the blood.

-as soon as he senses the start of your cycle he is at your side constantly, doing anything in his power to make you feel better.

-and I mean anything 👀

-“does this feel good mesh’la? Yeah?”

Tech

-knows exactly what it is and what’s going on, you don’t even have to explain it.

-also knows the best home remedies

-however it can get annoying when he babbles on and on about the reasons why women get periods once a month and why it’s a natural thing.

-this can end in you telling him to hush, it can come across as rude but that’s only because of the hormones and Tech understands.

-man would be up your ass about drinking enough water, eating three meals a day (especially when you don’t feel like it), taking midol, and getting plenty of rest.

-let’s you sit on his lap (if you’re up to it) while he works on projects so he can hold you when you’re in pain.

-“have you had enough water today?” “Yes?” “Drink some more.”

-massages. His hands work WONDERS.

Crosshair

-Doesn’t understand why you are moodier than him

-“the hell is a period?”

-when you explain it to him he instantly becomes protective af

-he doesn’t like that you’re bleeding and there’s literally nothing he can do to stop it.

-“so all of this is because you aren’t pregnant? I can help with that, you know.”

-smug little bastard

-will not let anyone else even SPEAK to you let alone bother you.

-at the end of the day tho he will hold you 🥺

-cuddles with him like this are like no other.

Wrecker

-once you get him to stop screaming about the blood on your bed sheets he’s willing to listen about what’s actually going on.

-very curious

-“you mean- you mean you bleed DOWN THERE??”

-you’re trying very hard not to loose it with him

-“does it hurt?” 🥺

-even after listening about all of it he’s just concerned if you’re okay.

-let’s you hold Lula

-holds you while you’re holding Lula

-being held by him (especially during that time of the month) is so nice because he’s so big and warm and his body just surrounds you with warmth.

-he’s like owning a giant heating pad 😩

-very careful around you.

-“leave her alone she’s bleeding” 😤

Captain Howzer

-the definition of a sweetheart.

-will do absolutely anything for you. You are his queen.

-need him to go to the store for pads? Done. Chocolate? You don’t even need to ask. Ice cream? He’s already bought you four pints.

-let’s you vent if you need to, cause hormones.

-will listen to everything you have to say intently

-this man adores you.

-wants to know what’s going on, so he asks and listens to you explain every detail. He even asks questions because he wants to make sure he understands you and your body perfectly 🥺

-“mesh’la don’t worry. Blood never bothered me before and it certainly won’t start now.”

-will cuddle you

-makes sure you’re drinking water though.

-“can I get you anything? Anything at all?”

Gregor

-“you’re WHAT?”

-clueless and also kinda terrified

-cannot comprehend that you can’t just “hold it in”

-tries to avoid you when you’re moody because he really doesn’t want to be yelled at by you of all people.

-brings you “offerings” of chocolate and candy when he thinks you’re in a bad mood

-if he thinks you’re in a good mood he’ll make jokes about it to try to get you to giggle because your laughter is music to his ears.

-this man is TERRIFIED of upsetting you

-he has to make sure you’re doing okay before he even thinks about making any kinds of jokes to you.

-he just adores you 🥺 he wonders how someone like him could get someone like you, even if he doesn’t tell you he’s thinking that. And when you’re not feeling your best he’ll do what he can, and what he understands, to make you feel better.

[lunar-years]

OK late night Finale thought dump:

1) Not as good as the season one finale, no, but that’s only because the season one finale was literally an immaculate episode of television; this was still a great episode and a great end to the season, imo

2) A lot of our predictions were actually correct!Which isn’t a bad thing at all because I think it’s a good direction for the show to go in as we get into the next season. Rupert buying a club, Nate leaving to coach it. LOTS of drama fodder for the future but still feels like we’re finally starting to peak out of the dark forest and see the sunlight. I think that’s a good place to be at at the beginning of the third season.

3) The biggest surprise for me was actually what they did with Roy & Keeley. I was fully on team ‘they will either get engaged or they will break up and there is nothing in between” but turns out…they ended up sort of in-between, didn’t they? I actually love it because I do think there’s some conflict there and individual growth that needs to be worked through before it’s proposal time (which surely is coming next season, and hopefully after a kickass career arc for Keeley in the first half!!) They’re definitely endgame though, there’s not a doubt in my mind after watching that (there wasn’t really before, either. But still).

4) Roy…maybe use Keeley’s ticket to take Jaime with you on your holiday. Just kidding. Unless….

5) Speaking of, my biggest disappointment with the last third of this season is definitely how sidelined Jaime has been since the Man City episode. They really opened up a WHOLE can of worms when they brought his dad back in and then they just…never addressed it again. Lol.

6) I enjoyed Jaime’s portion of the Roy & Jaime conversation (that’s Growth™️, king), but the Roy jokes about punching all his teeth in, head butting him before the hug etc. didn’t land for me like they would have landed at the beginning of the season, mostly because they never had a freaking discussion after Man City!! Like!! Sorry I just don’t think, after realizing Jaime’s Dad is physically and emotionally abusive to him, that Roy would come on so strong with the violence angle. I’m not saying he’s got to walk on eggshells or not be his usual furious grumpy self but at least give us a moment where they unpack the locker room scene a bit BEFORE…but whatever. I did love the celebration scene and I can’t wait for them to be besties next season :) I also wish they’d let Keeley and Jaime talk!

7) ted and beard friendship!!!! No one is talking about them enough. Beard you are a real one.

8) I loved how they concluded the Sam storyline. A Nigerian restaurant!!! Also telling Rebecca (through Ted) that he was staying for himself and not for ~them~. Yes yes yes!!

9) LOVED everything about the match sequence but especially Jan Maas coming in clutch at halftime and Jaime having Dani take the penalty shot. And, of course, the believe sign team huddle! YES!!

10) So. The Nate and Ted scene. It really hurt. When he brought up the photo he gave Ted and called him out for not having it in his office…and we KNOW that’s because ted has it freaking framed next to a picture of his own! Son! At! Home!…that broke me. Anyway, Nick should definitely get an Emmy for that scene alone holy shit was he acting his pants off! I still think Nate will get a redemption arc next season but yeah he definitely is on thin fucking ice isn’t he? Dark forest isn’t fully over is it girlies.

[fandomfluffandfuck]

AHHH HELLO!!!! no worries, i figured you got busy!! life just happens like that, i hope everything has been okay for you!! 🤍 ALSO HEAR ME OUT: sadistic doms who are also mocking in all the right ways 😩 like all [in a consensual context duh] “aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha” 😌 don’t mind me channeling my inner smut writer imagining steve saying that to bucky just HITS DIFFERENT OKAY

hehe i like showing off how good i am and wanna make my dom happy so yes i am obedient!!! sometimes just a little dumb in all the right ways too 😌 and if you don’t mind questions then 👀 would you rather punish or praise a sub or both ?¿ also i was wondering ur comfort levels with ur sub anons calling u sir or daddy or another title? i know some people don’t mind but others like to reserve it for official relationships and all so!! i just wanted to check in with ur boundaries / ask permission! OH AND IMPACT PLAY 👏👏👏 i have such a fascination with floggers and crops and paddles i won’t lie, i’m so 😩 i am ON MY KNEES

oh god okay okay i feel bad bc my asks are like essay lengths at this point so 😭😭 i will be hopping in the shower to prevent this from getting longer HAVE A GOOD REST OF THE DAY AND PLS TAKE UR TIME RESPONDING IF U NEED TO SMOOCH 🤍🤍🤍 -🐶

(Adding your other ask into this one)

also: me looking at the ROPE in ur header like 👀 hello????? rope ????!!!! 🧎(oh btw i don’t think i mentioned but in case it comes up- my pronouns are they/them but i don’t mind being called a good boy😌) - 🐶

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Hello! Everything has been pretty okay recently, yeah thanks.

Yes.

I completely agree, I love humiliation and praise and meanness and softness. Just- all of it. Sadists and masochists are truly a match made in heaven. Always.

Mmm-hmm, yes yes, Steve mocking Bucky a little, making him squirm and flush red-hot, "aw baby, what was that? you want me to stop? but you were begging SO pretty before, i don’t know if you really know what you need... don’t worry though, i’ve gotcha" 🤤

I mean, hey, you got it, flaunt it. If you're good you might as well be as good as you can. (Also, God, I love that word in reference to literally any sub, Obedient, I don't know why but... there's just something in how undeniably submissive it means the sub is?)

Praise or punish a sub? Eh, it depends on the mood I'm in (also possibly on the mood they put me in ���).

Calling me sir/daddy/other title? I mean, I don't think that would bother me so sure. (But I can't promise that when I first read it I won't read it like how I read anon's calling me "king" in a jokey but affectionate way, y’know? There is something less official about it being over the internet and not in person like you mentioned).

Yes yes yes- paddles and floggers and crops. I love them. There's such beautiful, sadistic artistry to them. (I'm also half tempted to try to learn how to work with wood (that's what she said) like I work with clay and 2D art mediums so I can eventually make paddles and plugs and stuff but... that's expensive and I'm Broke™️)

YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY TOO WHEN YOU READ THIS PUPPY!

Ask two:

Your eyes don't deceive you ;) It is rope.

Rope is also so good, both in artistry and in how easily it restrains whoever is tied up. And all the different ties... I wanna try all of them on a willing participant. And I'm not gonna lie, I've always wanted to tie subs up but I'm also curious about being tied up myself. It sounds appealing But I also know how much I like control and I assume the complete inability to move would freak me out some. So... we'll see.

(Good to know! Thanks for mentioning that, I'll keep that in mind, pup!)

[m0mmat0rtle]

Stranger Things Characters and How They Would React to You on Your Period

A disclaimer these are just headcannons! You don’t have to agree with them they’re just my personal opinion! Also Gif not mine!

A slight NSFW warning bc periods & stuff

Steve Harrington

• THE CEO OF CARING OH MY GOSH

• he’s definitely a little freaked out at first but like I’m a good way if that makes sense

• “OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING SO MUCH ARE YOU OKAY???”

• will get you whatever you need.

• he just wants to you to be comfy and feel better

• will cuddle you and hold your tummy <3

• “I’m at the store do you need anything?” Proceeds to by you things he knows you like anyways.

• he tries not to take anything you say during that time of the month too seriously bc you know ✨hormones✨

• “you didn’t mean that 🥺”

• will get you your favorite movies to marathon since he has that Family Video connection

• Steve doesn’t mind giving you the good good if it helps you feel better 😌

• aye what them fingers do

Jonathan Byers

• soft king

• do you really think Joyce has not trained this man how to handle periods? He knows.

• “babe do you tampons or pads? Or both?”

• he’s still a little awkward about it but he’s trying his best ok

• he knows your cycle and buys you chocolate when he knows it’s about to start

• he does get offended easily tho when you yell at him

• really likes to just snuggle and watch your favorite movies or tv shows with you.

• “what do you need me to do?”

• literally will do whatever he can to make you feel better.

Billy Hargrove

• “WHY THE HELL IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!”

• this man cannot wrap his head around the concept of menstruation

• he thinks it’s gross at first but once he realizes how much pain you’re in he softens a little

• dude if anyone messes with you while you’re on your period he will bite their head off

• protective™️

• “they said that to you? I’ll kill them. No I will.”

• he’s like ur personal guard dog. He will take care of you and cares for your safety and well being but if someone so much as looks at you wrong he’ll go off.

• doesn’t understand how pads and tampons function

• “yo babe I’m at the store what size Coochie you got?”

• will give you tlc *wink wink* if it will help you feel better

Eddie Munson

• can you say clueless with a capital C

• bless his heart he’s trying I promise but he doesn’t get it at first.

• “YOU BLEED HOW MUCH??? AND IT’S EVERY SINGLE MONTH??? HOLY SHIT ARE YOU OKAY???”

• you have to explain to him that it’s perfectly normal and all girls do it

• which is even harder for him to comprehend

• “ALL GIRLS DO THIS??? EVERY MONTH??? DO YOU LIKE COORDINATE IT???”

• once you finally get him to understand he simply couldn’t be more caring tho.

• he will literally buy you a bunch of stuff that makes him think of you, even like the most random useless stuff just because he knows it will make you smile.

• this man will call you a lil ketchup packet

• movie marathons with extra blankets and chocolate popcorn tho

Robin Buckley

• you two have probably synced up already so she knows when your cycle is about to start bc hers is also about to start.

• she’s the only person you can’t be a bitch towards during your time of the month bc you’re going through it together, you’re both miserable so you’re miserable together.

• you guys take turns on stocking up on all the necessary goodies but she always ends up surprising you with a few of your favorite candies and ice cream

• she has your favorite ice cream flavors memorized since that’s how you met her - going to scoops every day that you could just to see if the pretty ice cream girl was working

• the snuggles 🥺

• she will definitely marathon Star Wars with you while you two eat all the ice cream you can handle