#Yeah and?

[junipers-rain]

I want to put my 5¢ into the COD Fanfic community (At 1AM)

Something I'm tired of: COD Fanfic where the reader is short and petite, or short and plus sized. Give me a tall, buff/chubby woman who could dominate König. Give me a woman who's like 6'5 and sneers at Ghost when he tries to bark an order at her. (Depending on rank ofc)

I myself am at least 6'0 and have wide shoulders and chest and am fairly muscular. I also have near close to the confidence of a Lion. Looking at Ghost with his build? I'm not that intimidated, especially if I've had the same training as him.

And "babygirling" König? He's a colonel- a murderer- they all are by some technicality. He has social anxiety, not the mentality of a shy 6 year old.

If you were to put him in the a room with a woman that had a same build as him, and same confidence he has under the mask, I'm sure he would still fall for her all the same. Same with Ghost, Soap, Gaz, etc.

[rainydaydithers]

It’s raining and I’m reading @sobsicles entire back catalogue of fics again. Must be summer!

[chu-wu]

[randomnameless]

Favorite example of Edelwanking in the Fódlan games?

Mine still has to be Seteth saying that she must be a kind and trusting leader because her troops were willing to die to protect her, meaning they all liked her on a personal level; this is despite the fact that Seteth should also know that Adrestia is currently a hell-hole where anyone who isn't in the army is starving and being tortured by Thales, which is a much more likely reason for her troops to not be willing to disobey orders than loyalty.

Seteth saying this when, as the player, we know Baldo'n'Waldi were fielded is just completely bonkers and really one of the lowest points for him, but that can be written off with "everyone has to hold the idiot plot ball at some point, else the player cannot drink Hresvelg Gray".

Imo the worst still comes from VW!Billy lol, with the uwu choice "I don't want to kill Supreme Leader" and "Can't we walk with Supreme Leader?" when, at this point, Billy's concerned about Rhea's safety, didn't interact with her more than they did with Dimitri and Bernie, trounced BL students scot free in Gronder because Claude has myopia and either killed Bernie or witnessed her being flamed, the entire schtick with Flamey and Jerry, Baldo'n'Waldi, etc etc.

Nopes!Dimitri takes a hit too, iirc at some point he mentions he doesn't disagree with her reforms (but disagrees with her methods?) but what are even her reforms? Random Joes being able to climb "dah ladder" and become something else than randoms? Get rid of corrupt noble? Can someone tell me why Waldemar'n'Leopold are still here - nobles so corrupt that they betrayed their Ionius for ~reasons~ and now kneel in front of his daughter for ~reasons~ (Tru Piss reveals Leopold governs over Leicester!).

Heck, Barney is still a nobody - despite being an OP random - but Leopold is a general and the Minister of War, and he gives his heirloom to... his son, and not to Barney who showed more merits and has more achievments than Nopes!Caspar.

Honorable mention to Rhea's "maybe the war was my fault" in the worst support -> the game will not tell us what she was doing during those 5 years (that's why I jokingly say she had zumba classes for 5 years in Enbarr's finest resort) but it sure spends even one octet having her taking the blame for, well, Supreme Leader's war and even suggesting those actions can be "justified" by Rhea's own actions...

GG game, victim blaming at its finest.

[spectrefour]

This man is so kissable and if you disagree you don't belong here <3

[beepbeepmfkr]

Sorry y'all I can't take the premise seriously like bestie wym you can't ignore the voices when they tell you to kill people?

Skill issue tbh,,, could never be me,,,,

[milleroptimism]

Character Headcanon Generator Calling Sarah Out For 5 Minutes Bi:

Sarah Miller stole a lollipop at the checkout when she was 5 and she still feels guilty about it.

Sarah Miller can't sit in a chair properly.

Sarah Miller steals other peoples clothes.

Sarah Miller will remind others in the midst of chaos how good they're being.

Sarah Miller forgets to eat sometimes.

Sarah Miller likes board games, but no one else wants to play with her.

[clay-core]

i haven’t drawn him like this since I was like 14,,,,, 

[aller-geez]

Mostly drew this to attach to each OC’s bio, but I thought I would post it anyway :3

Mr Grumpy Rem in his shift 🖤

[thebitchbehindtheslaughter]

My favourite thing about doing independent reading is, after handing in an assignment, imagining my teacher sorting through a pile of graphic novels and romance stories then just seeing “I HATE HENRY WOTTON AND I WANT HIM DEAD” 

[friendly-jester]

halloween mobile theme done ✌😘

[lovely-v]

It’s crazy and fucked up that being yourself is actually the solution.

[stafsar]

my muse and I

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!