#Yeah this is funny

[lemonduckisnowawake]

You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...

Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Sako: I am creating upsetting spells in my fucked up wizard tower today.

Kurogiri: Not that I don't believe you, but what makes the tower fucked up?

Sako: Asbestos.

[olivia-anderson-fanfic]

for bragging rights, you can officially say Canary helped a college student raise their grade

I referenced/cited your fic for an example of a logical fallacy (equivocation, when Canary said Jonathan Crane would be in a cell and she put a crane in there) and I got some extra credit points so thank you

You have no idea how long I've been searching for the word "equivocation" oh my fucking god thank you so much I've been calling it "fae-speak" for years because I didn't know there was an actual word -

[bitegore]

it's funny how everyone says that explicit fics get the most attention, but i get the most comments on my sfw fics!*

*because my explicit fics are almost always dubcon or outright rape and when they're not they're usually very potentially viewer-unfriendly or squicky kinks anyway, and my non-explicit fics sometimes don't involve horrific power dynamics and murder of main characters :D

[wltcher]

file from my art folder from 2014

[cpunkhobie]

love the relationship I have with one of my friends atm

friend: yeah I’ve never known why I’ve done *symptom of autism*

me: bestie that’s the autism

friend: Oh

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[vaya-mernda]

[lemonduckisnowawake]

(Re your tags on the poll about dating outside your religion)

Haha yes, that was me. I broke up with him in July, but we're still friends and I was able to meet the professor (he still didn't admit I was real) I should probably post an update, but I can't find my own post and I'm too tired right now

Wait a sec....

And an hour or so later, found it >:) (In another note I'm glad to hear you're still friends! And that you got to meet the professor. I hope he was nice 💀)

[bazpitch]

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from

[spencer-is-dead]

I love YouTube shorts because if you wade through all the slop you'll find art

[rock-in-robins]

"Tim feels abandoned" "he's being ignored" "tim is jealous of the attention they give damian" "tim is-" tim drake would break out into actual literal hives at the thought of anything resembling an adult monitoring him, he'd starting hissing like a feral cat if Bruce tried to get involved with his business, he'd saw his own arm off if his family tried to demand he checks in more than once a month with heavily coded messages

[firethekitty]

last semester i wasn’t doing well in a very important class i needed to pass in order to graduate so i was working my ass off writing essays and shit and every time i started slacking i would bring up this image and i’d say “ah fuck you’re right vash i really need to keep working” and then i’d write for another two hours and i actually managed to pass and graduate and i honestly don’t know if i would’ve been able to without this picture. thank you vash

[humanjpeg]

new favorite tweet

[mothmore]

something i am utterly obsessed with is the physical copy of dracula that i recently purchased that has , as part of its foreword , some of the original idea notes that bram stoker had about what dracula’s vampiric powers/traits would be.

one of these is that dracula’s likeness cannot be captured in a painting , he always looks like someone else.

which only leads me to imagine a scenario in which the count lines many of his castle hallways with paintings of himself throughout the centuries but none of them look the same and none of them look like him but jonathan can’t help but notice they all somehow look eerily similar.

he brushes it off , assuming they are simply counts of generations past.