#absolutely NOT

[soulicious]

I'm a SINGLE cat mom btw.

[shouldnotbethunking]

I see your Bruce Wayne is dating Batman rumors and raise you this:

Everyone knows that Bruce Wayne is dating Batman. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Red Hood. Everyone knows that Jason Todd is Bruce Wayne’s dead son. Everyone knows Red Hood hates Batman. This is all a very open secret. Everyone knows Tim Drake and Red Robin have a very public beef with one another. And that Red Hood used to have a very public (but much more violent) beef with the third Robin.

This leads to the general accepted truth being that Red Hood hates Batman because he is fucking his dad, and Tim Drake and Red Robin dislike each other because Tim’s brother beat up Red Robin, and, once again, Red Robin’s dad is fucking Tim’s. Everyone feels a little bad for Red Robin, being at the end of both Red Hood’s and Tim Drake’s distaste, because the former is a crime lord and the latter is Timothy Jackson Drake.

This, naturally, reaches the JL whom does not know Batman’s identity yet. Green Arrow makes a passing comment about having also fucked Wayne, which Batman overhears. Cue absolute bat confusion, which he does not show. And that was how the great Batman found out that he accidentally 100% enforced the rumors that he was dating himself by the way he replied to reporters strange questions that in hindsight were so incredibly obvious.

This whole time, Young Justice is having the time of their lives (while also becoming increasingly concerned) as they watch Tim switch between devices as he replies to himself on different accounts on Twitter to further his own feud with Red Robin.

And Jason is. Not sure how he feels. On one hand, Bruce is now very uncomfortable about many, many things. And people yell at Batman when he starts treating Jason like his son (especially when he yells “I’m not your son!” Because what kind of boyfriend would try to make their boyfriend’s kid their own when they clearly don’t want to be). That’s an upside. But on the other, this implies that he is Bruce’s son. And that brings up a lot of feelings he doesn’t want to deal with. And back on that first hand, people have mostly stopped making thirst traps of his dad (gross). And on the second once more, they have started shipping Red Robin and Tim.

And the others are just sitting back and enjoying the ride (they are absolutely a part of this, but I’m too lazy to type out and come up with ideas for the rest)

[lordchinnychin]

Okay so in my Computer Applications class we learned about conditional formatting in Excel, where you can change the color of a cell by inputting certain values.

We're supposed to use it to model heat gradients in metals, but I found a better application:

FROG ART

[c-hrona]

Victory of the people.

[oceansstide]

movie!sonadow is so fucking good because their dynamic is fresh and new but still familiar and shadow is that cool which gives room for post sonic 3 (pre sonic 4) with sonic crushing hard on the new hedgehog and his name is SHADOW he's the cool guy with a bad boy persona that's actually a softie underneath and rocks those red gay highlights and he rides a motorcycle and akira slides off a goddamn building and can teleport and he sounds like KEANU GODDAMN REEVES

[sunriseabram]

I love all the twitter aus and eat them for breakfast but I know for a fact Andrew and Neil are dry ass texters like:

Andrew: dorm?

Neil: kev

Andrew: court

Neil: yes

Neil: @ shop

Andrew: ice cream

Neil: k

Neil: ?

Andrew: roof

[trustymikh]

I like to think that Rose is unfamiliar with regional Meowths

[brennansmintmilanos]

even cowgirls get the blues live reactions

[flea-palace]

i think it's so funny that erik is 19 at the beginning of the persia section of susan kay and also it shows nadir has more patience than i ever could because if i had to fetch a 19 year old cirque du soleil employee with a nasty attitude for my boss and he refused to travel the easy way because he's too diva to go on a boat and i also caught him killing a guy not 2 days into the road trip i would dump his ass on the side of the road and quit my job expeditiously

[komorebian]

[breadandlottery]

[vampire-bat-boy]

>Yuri on ice

>looks inside

>Yaoi

[not-with-you-but-of-you]

Milo Ventimiglia as Jess Mariano in Gilmore Girls | 4.20 "Luke Can See Her Face" (14/?)

[andrastes-cheeks]

Safe to say I enjoy outlast trials

[captainsquiddd]

espsilver.... .esp...silver.. ougbhhhh.....

my thoughts EXACTLY!!!!!