yep :)
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dream's a natural born leader and constantly looking out for his pack friends. I think he's a very soft alpha but an alpha nonetheless. and he would get a smear campaign started against him because he's breaking down toxic ideals of alphas by embracing softer sides of himself even as an alpha.
FUCKKKK not the alpha smear campaign 😭😭😭😭😭
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Steve: What about Peter?
Tony: Don’t worry about him. I once watched him fall down five flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his churro like nothing happened.
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if angel played a paladin in a d&d campaign, he wouldnt say "forgive me father, for i have sinned," but, "im sorry daddy, i mesed up REALL bad." thank you for coming to my ted talk
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okay so are we just gonna ignore the fact that Kaz’s name means “Great destroyer/destroyer of peace” coz oh my Lordy Lord
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i love how when you google any greek gods/demigods you get a a description about them (their parents, full name, lineage, achievements etc) but when you search hyacinthus it's literally just "apollo's lover" "lover of apollo" "chose apollo ALWAYS" "apollo's gorgeous bf"
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Dustin: Can we go out for ice cream?
Steve: Did you ask Robin?
Dustin: She said no.
Steve: Then why did you ask me?
Dustin: She’s not the boss of you.
Steve: …
Steve: *thinking* It’s a trap, it’s a trap, it’s a trap--
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Elenwen: Due to personal reasons,
Elenwen: *gestures to a bunch of Nords innocently worshipping Talos*
Elenwen: I will be going completely off the frickin' rails.
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Was trying to find the image of the cat crying saying something like "I'm fag I promise" and the first google result had me in tears
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Kung Lao and Johnny Cage would definitely be devoted munchers. They be eating the front and back like they’re starving 😋🍽️
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Tony: Did you bring Thor?
Bruce: No, but I brought the next best thing.
Bruce: *gestures to Clint*
Tony: Barton? The next best thing would’ve been Natasha!
Clint: I would be offended, but Nat is freakishly strong.
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Sam: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Dean: What, no good morning?
Sam: Good morning. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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BYE IM WHEEZING 😭
this sent me so fucking hard you don’t understand
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i love how when people make those fake twitter screenshots with metalocalypse characters, Murderface is never verified
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