#actually do it h a h a

[palarien]

why did this happen

[emotionaleating]

i just wish you met me before all these bad things happened to me

[lineffability]

need Crowley in danger from Heaven, need Aziraphale stepping in front of Crowley, need the Guardian of the Eastern Gate, the protector of earth and humans, to protect his world, need the angel to shield the demon, need him to be ready to die for him but so much more willing to live, need Aziraphale to save him, need him to face Heaven and walk backwards into hell, to stand between Heaven and Crowley and choose Crowley, without a doubt and without hesitation

(because he might have chosen heaven when they offered him Crowley's supposed salvation, but as soon as they threaten Crowley's existence the choice will be so SO easy)

[httpiastri]

i'm actually so pissed that i don't even know where to start..... i've been trying to ignore this for hours but i just can't ☹️

dear everyone on f1blr, i kindly ask you to take franco's name out of your mouth if you don't know him. do not talk about his story if you don't know it. do not call him a pay driver, do not compare him to drivers whose dads are the owners of an f1 team. do not talk shit about him if it's all going to be made-up rumors.

you may hate james vowles as much as you wish to, i don't give a fuck. williams are doing some real random and stupid shit. but is any of this franco's fault? no!! if you'd actually seen him and taken more than 5 minutes trying to learn about him, you'd see how sweet of a person he is and how much he deserves this opportunity, so don't go around spreading lies about it.

[martitheevans]

Shows from the 60s/70s will always consist of the main characters going through the most insane, life-changing, traumatising experience and then having a shot of them all laughing together at the end and proceeding to never speak of it ever again

[clownsuu]

Hey I'm Panic, and it's time to Gay!

Biblically accurate gay people jumpscare

[sarcasticmudkip]

Listen it might already have been said but the thing that makes Knives Out and Glass Onion distinct and great compared to mysteries with Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot is that they are both very importantly not focused on the detective.

Benoit Blanc is an great character to be sure, but the journey is focused on the injustice towards the victim. The thing that drives the movie with the thirst and want for an answer is NOT in the pursuit of showing off how smart and intellectual our main detective is, but instead is driven with the pursuit of showing off the compassion and humanity of the main character WHICH is NOT just the detective, but also the victim.

The inherent cold, factual apathy that is present not only in many typical fictional detectives, but in the very nature of our obsession with crimes and mysteries--whether it be a TV show highlighting a detectives’ intellect by showing how little they care for emotions, or a documentary on the “insane brilliant psyche” of a real life serial killer. The FOCUS is always on the crime, on the murderer, on the unfeeling facts and sciences that “must always lead” to an eventual answer.

And that is why it is so refreshing when these movies subvert these tropes, not just on the surface level of telling you who the killer is midway through, or making a perfect crime look idiotic. No, it’s also that they change the very object of desire and that it is not just looking to see who the killer is, but to see who the victims are, and where the justice is. It’s about the victims and their pursuit of closure when the justice system fails them! It’s about the detective being a caring human being instead of a knowledge machine! It is about how there is more to the crime than just solving the crime! but also yeah the movies are good because benoit is gay with hugh grant that too

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[hawkeyeslaughter]

love that henry blake is genuinely just a normal guy . weirdest thing about him is that he’s obsessed with fishing and that isn’t even remotely as bizarre as anything hawkeye and trapper got going on at any given moment . he’s just some guy from illinois in a camp of people who are bonkers and he’s so fucking funny for it

[emotionaleating]

pls don’t flirt with me i want to be nonchalant so bad but i unfortunately crave connection so intensely that i will give you my entire soul and forgive you over and over until i’ve lost myself completely and feel like i’m drowning

[birrdify]

gg;ift for @can-your-kinitopet

aka ffor moloch the most wonderous amazingest inspiringful kinitopet artists OOUO;UT THRERE . i look UP to this guySO MU;UCH CAUSE HE'S SO!!!!RIGHT!!!!!!!!! oh SIR i ADORE your art and YOUR HEADCANONS!!! your VIEW ON NITO HIMSELF!!!! like YES nito is touch starved YES hes passive aggressive AND do i EVEN START on the headcanons moloch FEEDS US WITH1!! i LOVE reading through his text posts every tumblrific afternoon when i get home from school csause sir you are so so right ; have so many words for you but not enough space</3my aching heart....rest in pieces 2 your phone Sir...o;k inbox and Comic time

[azogue2718]

To that one guy that begged God someone draw Saiteru with this audio...i gotchu pookie. This is real scuffed tho (ToT)

Here's the base sketches,,, if anyone cares,,, it looks pretty cute to me

[violetheart77]

Hot Take but I think that Lautski is the real Most Couple of All Time™ in Hatchetfield because they spend an entire musical number arguing about how they’re DEFINITELY not in love with each other Trust Me Bro and then exactly One Eldritch God Summoning Later they get another whole musical number and they’re like this:

And then the NEXT musical number they even go to Homecoming together because they both lived after all

[satyrradio]

bro an intersex person could make a post saying "don't call us the h slur" and there would still be a perisex person in the reblogs going "I AM AN ALLY TO YOU HERM*********S!! :D"

[somerandomdudelmao]

Hey Cass! Kiwi alluded to this in the ask the other day, but yeah, Turtle Tunes actually does have something in the works involving Miwa. We didn't realize they were going to be coming back into the story though! Any idea when they might show up? It's okay if you don't know, we're just wondering if we should hold off on that until they're back.

Hope you're doing well!

I can't say for sure, but she definitely won't be in the next episode. Probably after the next episode?

[amanitacurses]