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space-justice · 5 months
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as a woman, with notably curly/messy hair, and what some people would gently refer to as nerdy tendencies (and others have referred to as obsessive), I spent much of my childhood/early adulthood being called hermione granger.
which is fine. I like hermione granger as much as anyone else, wanted to be her when I grew up etc etc. but I am increasingly convinced that either this is slander, or the representation of hermione in the first few books is slander (I do prefer to think of myself a bit more like Annika from the tv show Annika - a bit morbid, a mess, and seriously unfunny except to myself)
I unfortunately went through a few iterations of having friends who had the tendency to treat me like google and grammerly all at once, but certainly, that was not my main function as a nerd. was it a priority? yes. did I have a need to feel useful so they wouldn’t stop being my friend? yes. I did do my own shit around it though
now, it’s been a while since I’ve read the Harry Potter books, and I appreciate that (from memory) there was inclusion of some randomised rants on intellectual topics (goblin wars maybe???) but I believe hermione granger would’ve gotten to the wizarding world/Hogwarts and gone:
1. There’s magic!!! Learn all the magic
2. How to learn all the magic?
3. Potions to expand brain capacity, spells to expand memory? cue hermione attempting magical brain surgery her second week of Hogwarts…
4. Can I invent a spell so I can read faster? write faster? think faster???? she basically tries to reinvent stimulants and rewire brain function in a month, before discovering potions for that already exist
5. THERE ARE SHRIKING SPELLS? portable library
6. Alright, too many possibilities to explore, how to increase the amount of time in a day (canon did explore this, but I refuse to believe hermione ever handed that time turner back willingly)
7. Sleeping and eating is getting annoying (as someone who went through this phase in high school, please try to be healthy) - can I magic away the need to sleep or eat without becoming a vampire? (you know how burnt out gifted kids abuse caffiene? I suspect Hermione would’ve had a pepper up addiction within two years)
8. transfer knowledge directly into my brain? can’t? fine fuck it
9. Harry! shit forgot to focus for a minute
10. are there even copyright laws here? I could copy ALL the books
11. there’s a spell that can make people do whatever you want??? okay good to know
12. it’s illegal? fuck
13. they can trace the spells you do here??? how do you undo that (wherever there’s rules there’s loopholes)
14. okay, there’s discrimination against a major part of society that I’m a part of, time to pull out my biography’s on leaders of social justice movements. I wonder whether I should be writing a manifesto?
15. write a plan for government improvement, just for fun
16. write a backup plan to take care of the government, just for fun
17. learn locking spells. really good ones.
18. I can literally create water out of thin air and I’m stuck sharing a room with people I don’t like this is bullshit, time to find/make alternative accommodation
19. oh god, Ron and Harry.
20. Nicholas Flamel? I wonder if I can invent a spell or if there is a spell to be able to find words in a book, to narrow a search
21. I wonder how long it would take me to get through a shelf of the library? a week? two weeks?
22. there are so many more but this list was getting too long, hermione is obsessive, okay?
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this-isajokerjoke · 11 months
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golden trio headcanons
hermione has long hair that's almost always tangled
harry wakes up very early and sleeps lightly
ron hugs his pillow when he sleeps
ron was considered for hufflepuff and hermione was considered for slytherin and ravenclaw
harry is the shortest out of all of them
hermione brings muggle books too to keep up with muggle school
mom friend ronald weasley 
ron puts food on harry and hermione’s plates
harry is surprised to find that no one is taking his food from him
hermione teaches harry some manners (she fails teaching ron)
neither ron or hermione mention harry’s flinches at quick movements or loud noises
ron has undiagnosed adhd
harry doesn't realize how abnormal his life at the dursleys was until he goes to the weasley’s house 
hermione finding out harry never has had a stuffed animal and buying him one for christmas 
harry loving it but hiding it from his dorm mates bc he's afraid to be made fun of
socially awkward hermione
undiagnosed autistic hermione granger
hermione being very upset losing to ron at chess
hermione and ron watching harry practice quidditch sometimes
TRANS RON TRANS RON
handmade gifts from ron but only for hermione and harry bc they're his favorites
harry and ron missing each other and being literal platonic soulmates
ron and hermione bickering but actually being really close
ron tells hermione he's jealous of harry
hermione tells ron she's afraid to fail and be kicked out of the magic world
harry is both observant and unobservant
he is very oblivious
ron is the tallest and rests his elbows on harry and hermione’s heads
harry and hermione have to restrain ron from punching draco malfoy consistently throughout their years at hogwarts
harry having to get used to having more food after spending time at the dursleys
ron helps harry when harry wakes up from nightmares
hermione getting stressed and breaking out with acne
harry having to be taught hygiene in secret from ron bc he doesn't know how to take care of himself
harry and ron call hermione ‘hermy’ sometimes just because they think it’s funny and hermy hermione hates it
ron also thinks it’s really funny to say “har har” when harry makes a joke (harry giggles and hermione sighs)
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foursaints · 4 months
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saints you just reminded me of your post about the phrase “he became a bone” from GoF…the way that entire post is seared permanently in my memory. It takes me real physical energy to not bring it up in conversation. I lay in bed at night and think about it. please please if you’re thinking about him in canon again I’d love to hear your thoughts 🥺 (also seriously considering doing a re read to find any other mentions of him I feel like there were one or two offhand ones in the later books?? I could be lying)
🥺🤍 wait this is so sweet to hear… if i’m being completely honest. i have several canon barty meta posts sitting in my google docs. works cited
but they’re so egregiously long & ridiculous that i can’t post them in good conscience like i’m EMBARRASSED! i was sitting there writing THESES!!! TREATISES!! like it actually humiliates me. the barty was never supposed to be that serious
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grimalkinmessor · 9 months
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So tired of all the fics that have Harry enjoy reading but it turns him into a snobby cynical asshole. Like reading would turn him into a different person completely. Shut the hell up maybe I just want to see him gushing over the latest fantasy series he stole from the nearest library and going absolutely fangirl insane when he sees a dragon for the first time, all while simultaneously backing as far away from his textbooks as possible and charging headfirst into a fight with a basilisk without researching a damn thing about it. LET HIM CONTINUE TO BE AN IMPULSIVE DUMBASS PLEASE I JUST WANTED HIM TO HAVE SOME COMFORT IN THE CUPBOARD LIKE DAMN 😭
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Social Media AU - ADHD!Ron x Autistic!Hermione (Part 1?)
You can rip this headcanon from my hands idc
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dodgerkedavra · 3 months
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See Me and Live [H/D Mpreg 2024 Fic Claim]
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See Me and Live by DodgerKedavra
Word Count: 37,730
Rating: E
Description: Harry and Draco are roommates. They're coworkers. They're secret boyfriends. And now they're having a baby together!?
“Pansy,” Harry hisses at Pansy’s shoulder, partially exposed by the haphazard drape of her dressing gown. “What the fuck?” “I can’t come,” Pansy moans, then sniffles loudly. “I’m ill, Harry. You know how Draco gets when he’s ill. It’s not worth the risk to both of you.” “You can’t do this to me.” Pansy is doing it to Harry—the doing is already in progress, which is why he’s crouched in front of the Floo in the workroom part of their offices at Park and Sons Private Eyes.  “It’s not my choice. It’s not my fault. If I was healthy, you know I’d be there with my power skirt-suit on and my sunglasses in place and my red lipstick all ready to go. But I can’t get up. My head is throbbing.” “Take a potion!” “A potion won’t help.” Pansy coughs, a weak, pathetic little sound. It immediately raises Harry’s suspicions. What really raises his suspicions is that she wriggles her hips at the end of her cough. Harry’s not trying to look at her hips. Her dramatic sprawl puts her head halfway out of view on one end of the Floo and her hips at the other. Also, Harry happens to know that Pansy’s grate is one of those raised ones. It’s at least six inches off the floor. His former-Auror mind quickly deduces that she cannot possibly be lying on the floor. “Pansy,” he says. “I’ll be in tomorrow. Or Friday.” Pansy flaps her hand around. “When I’m fully recovered. If Draco catches this—” “If he catches loads of dick?” Harry says in his most accusatory voice. Pansy freezes. A second too late, she gasps. “How vulgar! How—” She remembers she’s supposed to be on her deathbed, tries to sniffle, and snorts instead. “How presumptuous! And how—how judgmental, Harry. There is nothing at all wrong with sexual congress and I would never begrudge Draco—” “Ron,” Harry shouts. “I know you’re there.” Pansy freezes again. From outside the grate comes a heavy sigh. A sigh that Harry knows very well. Since it’s a sigh coming from the mouth of one of his best friends in the world, Ronald Bilius Weasley.   “Listen, mate—” Harry leans closer to the flames. “I wore the outfit. I’m dressed, Pansy.” “Go upstairs and change!” “I can’t.” “Why? Draco won’t see you stripping down and—” “He’ll hear!” “Well!” Pansy’s hand flaps around in the centre of the grate. “Good! He won’t be surprised!” “If he hears me coming, he will hex me, Pansy!” “Then announce yourself!” “What, just shout that I’m coming back upstairs against the routine because I have to get naked and—” “Why would you have to get naked?” Ron asks. “Because of you,” Harry shoots back. “Mate, I swear, none of this was my idea.” “It wasn’t? Really, Ron? Pansy put you in a Body-Bind and slithered all over your dick and—” Pansy snickers. “He’s not in a Body-Bind now.” “Merlin’s balls. Get off him and come to work. I’m dressed for the mission and you’re fine.” “I’m not,” Pansy whines. “I have a deficiency.” “A dick deficiency?” Harry shouts. “An emergency dick deficiency that’s causing you to totally abandon me? A dickficiency?” From the earthquake-level shaking in Pansy’s shoulders, she’s doing her best to hide belly laughs. “Vit—” Pansy makes several hissing sounds in a row that sound even more like suppressed laughter. “Vitamin D,” she chokes out.
I laughed so much writing this that I almost became injured. From laughing. I had the time of my LIFE.
Special thanks to @babooshkart for the anklet idea, which really brought this whole thing together!
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ihopuhopwehop · 3 months
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I’ve read so many fanfictions that the lines between canon and headcannons are nonexistent
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thelilreddragon · 6 months
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Alive Jily(with hint of Harmione) prompt:
“Harry dear, did you really have to give Dudley the bertie botts every flavor beans?? He vomited!”
“Sorry mum, he was being a git to Neville and made Hermione upset!”
"He is so your son, James."
"Heheheheheh, I know right?"
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anadrenalineslut · 1 year
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people getting mad headcanons to me is like getting mad at someone for playing pretend incorrectly like what do you mean i'm pretending this character is autistic incorrectly?
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mon--carat · 21 days
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Survey Again
Please help your local neurodivergent cope with their Harry Potter hyperfixation pt26
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thelastspeecher · 1 month
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HHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE THEY FUCKING UP ANNABETH'S CHARACTERIZATION SO MUCH WHY WHY WHY
Annabeth doesn't forcefully take charge on the first quest, Percy and Grover look to her for guidance
Percy has no clue about anything going on, so he's gonna listen to the person who actually knows stuff, and Grover just like. he's a follower in the early books okay he doesn't become a leader until later
having Annabeth be like "I know what to do I know what's going on so LISTEN TO ME and DO WHAT I SAY or we're ALL GONNA DIE" is sooooooooo much worse than Percy and Grover looking at each other, shrugging, and asking Annabeth to please tell them what to do bc she knows things and is smart
genuinely why did they Hermione-ify Annabeth WHY WHY WHY not all smart girls are cut from the same cloth okay 😢
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It's that time of year again: Harry potter marathon
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the golden autism trio
that's it. that's the post
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blasphemyisjustforyou · 9 months
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yknow what no actually let's talk abt that. Percy Jackson currently has about 22 books about him. These books have all expanded the universe, and that's not including crossovers to similar universes by the same author.
Harry Potter has 7 books (two of which are. Basically one book.) that live in the entire universe that was set up at the start of the first book. There are no major changes to the universe by book 7. He wakes up. goes to school, jerks off, and then the BBEG dies.
Percy,on the other hand...
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mooonbae · 1 month
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[ my favorite neurodivergent coded characters 19/♾️ ]
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jamilelucato · 1 year
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possibility - fred weasley (part 2)
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pairing: fred weasley x slytherin!reader
(part 01 here) (more HP fics here!)
summary: being friends with (y/n) has become Fred's biggest challenge.
note: They are in their last year at Hogwarts, so, for purposes, they are 18; besides, the whole canon of the book (it would've been Order of the Phoenix) is mostly nonexistent here.
the reader: can be interpreted as someone with ADHD; she loves literature and she has no friends.
words: 5000+
Enjoy!
Ginny Weasley was a charm, even at the young age of fifteen. 
Being her older brothers around, Fred and George tried their best not to ignore her and make her feel welcomed and heard whenever needed. Most of the time, that was an easy task. But, now that she was getting older, it was harder to listen to her complaints.
“She had no right to say that to me!” she whined, angrily snorting. Her red hair moved with her face as she gestured. “She said it in front of Harry, for Godric’s sake!”
George immediately cast a sidelong glance at Fred. It was no secret that Ginny harboured a strong affection for Harry Potter; her infatuation was apparent to anyone with a Weasley surname, and it was common knowledge throughout Gryffindor House. Only Harry himself seemed oblivious to it. However, as Ginny grew older, her feelings seemed to intensify, and Fred frequently tuned her out, lost in his thoughts, while George assumed the role of counsellor. On that particular day, though, it appeared their roles had been reversed.
“Did he hear what she said?” George inquired gently, addressing his younger sister.
“I believe so,” Ginny responded, her voice lowering as she contemplated the encounter.
"Well, how did he react?" Fred leaned closer, although there was a table separating them from Ginny. The dinner table of Gryffindor was crowded with students, so leaning closer was needed for better hearing.
“He didn't,” Ginny replied, her tone a mixture of confusion and uncertainty. “He was with Hermione, and they were engrossed in their conversation. We exchanged glances, that's all.”
“Could it be possible he was simply aware of your presence and not actually listening to your conversation?” Fred suggested, raising an inquisitive eyebrow.
Ginny averted her gaze, reluctant to meet her older brother's eyes. “There's a chance,” she admitted, albeit reluctantly.
“So, he didn't really hear it," Fred remarked, leaning back slightly. “Potter’s a man. If he had heard something and something that involved his name, he would’ve reacted.”
George turned his head to face Fred. “All men, you reckon?”
“Absolutely,” Fred confirmed with a carefree shrug.
But George was out for blood.
“Let's say, for argument's sake, that (y/n) mentioned you. Would you turn to look and react?” George asked, instantly capturing Ginny's attention. She was well aware of (y/n), the enigmatic Slytherin who struggled to maintain friendships but seemed to have formed a unique bond with Fred.
“Sure,” Fred replied, not realising the mischief in his twin's eyes. “I mean, it depends on what she'd be saying about me.”
“Does it really matter?” Ginny chimed in.
“It doesn't,” George answered his sister, then returned to Fred. “But how would you respond to her?”
“She's my friend, Georgie,” Fred teased affectionately, using his twin's nickname. “I'd man up and approach her, saying something like ‘hey, what were you saying about me?’ and get it over with.”
“Get what over with?” Ginny prodded, leaning in closer to Fred.
“Probably turning that friendship into a relationship,” George answered instead of Fred. “I mean, if he were to really man up.”
Fred jabbed his twin with playful force, feeling irked by the insinuations.
“What's wrong with (y/n) and I just being friends?” Fred retorted defensively.
“Nothing,” George shrugged nonchalantly. “She's my friend, too,” he pointed out, “but I don’t dream in my sleep with her doing stuff to me in bed.”
This time, Fred slapped his twin's arm more forcefully. “I've never had a dream about her!”
Ginny burst into laughter, feeling fortunate to sit beside her brothers during this comical exchange.
“You've dreamt about (y/n)?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with curiosity. “What was she doing in your dream? Kissing?” Ginny lowered her voice, casting furtive glances around the room before adding, “Or something more?”
Fred tried to brush off Ginny's teasing with a dismissive wave of his hand despite the hints of a crimson blush creeping onto his freckled cheeks. He shook his head and muttered something about dreams and absurd fantasies.
Ginny and George exchanged a knowing look before George leaned closer to his twin. “Fred, I've known you my entire life, and I can read you like an open book,” he began in a hushed tone. “You're smitten with (y/n).”
Despite his attempts to appear composed, Fred couldn't help but squirm in his seat. “That's nonsense, George. She's just a friend, and I don't think of her that way.”
Ginny chimed in with a playful grin. “Oh, come on, Fred. We've all seen the way you look at her. It's like you're under some kind of love spell.”
Fred glanced around the bustling Great Hall, feeling the weight of the conversation. He had a reputation to uphold, which included being a mischievous troublemaker and a skilled prankster. The idea of admitting his feelings for (y/n) went against the grain of his carefree image. Besides whatever those “feelings” were, they were more complicated than he wanted to admit. 
Instead of confessing his feelings, Fred squared his shoulders and made a decision.
“(y/n), she’s a tough lass,” he started saying, “I'm not going to pursue her romantically. I don't want to complicate things for her.”
Ginny and George shared another look, this time tinged with surprise. Fred was known for his mischievous tendencies but rarely showed such maturity and thoughtfulness.
“What are you going to do, then?” Ginny asked, intrigued by her older brother's newfound wisdom.
Fred flashed a determined smile. “I want to show her she can have genuine friendships, so that’s what I’ll be for her, no matter what.”
Ginny exchanged a glance with George, both impressed and proud of the transformation they had witnessed in their older brother.
“That’s actually… very nice of you, brother,” Ginny said, choked with herself for ever uttering those words.
“Thank you,” Fred shook his head down.
It was a well-known fact that (y/n) struggled to form connections with her peers. While she often blended into the background amidst bustling classrooms and boisterous mealtimes, those who paid attention could discern that, in the end, (y/n) was very much alone. Fred just hoped she wasn’t lonely, too.
And if she was (and, let’s face it, if he were to bet, that would be his horse), he would be her friendly shoulder. Perhaps with his initiative, she would open up to have other friends. But that would sadly mean he should suppress those dangerous feelings (and dreams) about her. He understood that showing romantic interest might deter her from nurturing other friendships or, worse, create an unhealthy dependency on him.
While many boys at Hogwarts might desire such unwavering devotion, Fred cherished his freedom and wanted the same for (y/n). He believed that, given the chance, she too could revel in the joy of genuine friendships.
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She could feel his penetrating gaze like a warm breeze brushing the back of her neck. It was a peculiar sensation. Since she had unofficially accepted the title of “Fred Weasley's friend,” (y/n) had begun experiencing inexplicable emotions regarding him.
Sensing his eyes on her was just one of her peculiar talents. Her personal favourite was her knack for anticipating pranks by the twins; her gaze would instinctively find its way to the impending victim.
Leaving her Slytherin common room, she hadn't expected to encounter Fred. However, when she turned around, hoping to spot him, he was nowhere to be seen.
“Odd,” she thought, clutching her book closer to her chest. It wasn't a hefty tome; it was, in fact, a notebook where she jotted down ideas and penned the initial versions of scenes that might one day become her debut novel.
While the underwater ambience of the Slytherin common room often served as a wellspring of inspiration, that day seemed to be an exception. Hence, (y/n) had decided to grab her notebook and her trusty pen (yes, a pen; she staunchly refused to compose her muggle-inspired stories with a quill and inkwell) and head to the Quidditch pitch in search of inspiration.
During free periods or after classes, Quidditch practices were almost always happening. (y/n) hoped to find an eager and spirited team on the field to keep her writing juices flowing.
She dared to look around again before abandoning the idea that Fred Weasley was following her. So, confirming the absence of red hair, she resumed her pace.
To her relief, the Quidditch pitch was packed with a team of blue shirts. Ravenclaws weren't known for their blood on the field, not as much as Gryffindors or Hufflepuffs, but they would suffice. (y/n) selected a spot in the bleachers, tucked away in a corner high enough to observe everything but hidden from the spotlight. A few people were around, mostly students, but not in uniform, so she couldn't tell if they were opponents watching the Ravenclaws train or just supportive friends.
As she settled in, she opened her notebook, placing it on her lap, ready to transcribe the imaginary world blossoming in her mind. The words flowed effortlessly from her pen, her gaze seldom shifting from the training session. The sounds of players in action served as the ideal backdrop to her writing.
Without her realising it, the scene had shifted from focusing on battle, blows and gushing blood to an intimate moment between nameless protagonists. (y/n) had yet to fully develop their backstory, but they always made their presence known when she ventured into the realm of fairies: a tall, strong lad and a quick-witted young lady.
In the scene she was crafting, they bid each other farewell before venturing into an ongoing battle. Although their words hinted at sadness, they teased one another playfully, creating a certain ambivalence that (y/n) found challenging to convey.
She had just finished writing down the boy's response when a voice behind her remarked, “I'd change that. No battle-hardened lad would utter something so… girlish.”
(y/n) didn't even flinch. She had sensed Fred Weasley's presence earlier, and his sudden appearance was merely confirmation that she wasn't descending into madness or becoming paranoid. She felt a flicker of annoyance at the idea that he had been peeking at her notes, but with no Time-Turner to reverse the situation, she decided to take his opinion on board. Fred's perspective on how a boy would speak could enrich her literary endeavour.
“Hello, Weasley," she greeted him, her eyes on him as he gracefully hopped from the seat behind her to the vacant one beside her.
Fred, however, didn't offer a greeting in return. “Why are you here?” he cut right to the chase. 
With a casual shrug, she answered, “Felt uninspired in my common room.” She closed her notebook, a sense of finality in the gesture.
“Of course you did,” he quipped with bitterness. “That place stinks of rich kids and Death Eaters.”
Rolling her eyes, (y/n) couldn't help but feel a tinge of exasperation.
Fred had a peculiar tendency to launch into rants about the Slytherin House, a habit she never entirely understood. She was, without a doubt, a Slytherin through and through. She couldn't imagine belonging to any other house. Ambition coursed through her veins in her academic pursuits and aspirations for a successful writing career. Loyalty to her family was non-negotiable, and luckily for her, her parents weren't affiliated with the Dark Lord, making it easy to stay loyal to them.
In fact, she'd once pointed out to Fred that he'd make a perfect Slytherin himself. His ambitions were evident, especially with the joke shop he and George planned to open. His loyalty to his family, a prominent trait he shared with most Slytherins, was equally unmistakable. His lineage was as pure as anyone's at Hogwarts, if not more so. Her own mother was a half-blood witch. Yet, when she suggested this to him, he'd responded cheeky. “But red is my colour,” he'd declared, putting an end to their discussion.
“Actually,” (y/n) retorted, returning her focus to the ongoing discussion, “Slytherin’s dorms are very inspiring. But not to a battle scene; for that, I needed the smell of sweaty and strategy.”
Fred raised an eyebrow, suggesting that he found her comment rather amusing. “Leave it to the Ravenclaws to provide the strategy, eh?”
Not having an immediate response, (y/n) fell into a contemplative silence. Her eyes remained fixed on the Quidditch field, where the apparent captain of the team was engaging in a heated exchange with one of the beaters.
“So, about your writing,” Fred spoke softly, as if dipping his toes into uncertain waters, “I like it.”
Her gaze snapped to the red-haired boy, curiosity brimming in her eyes. She was always eager to hear both compliments and critiques of her work. To her, praise was uplifting, but constructive criticism was pure gold. She wondered what else he had to say.
“The battle scene sounds absolutely brilliant,” he continued as if reading her unspoken query. “Although I must admit, I missed a few lines; you write too fast, and your cursive is kind of weird.”
(y/n) showed her teeth in embarrassment. She was not used to being complimented about her cursive handwriting, so it wasn’t a surprise that Fred complained about it, but it was still embarrassing to hear about it, especially from a boy with no better penmanship.
“But you had one more complaint,” she reminded him, noticing Fred was silent.
He gulped, swallowing dry and hard.
“Yeah,” he nodded. “The lad there. You don’t know your men.”
“Excuse me?” (y/n) raised her eyebrows, and her voice unintentionally rose in volume.
Fred quickly raised his hands, a peace offering, his intent clearly non-confrontational. (y/n) relaxed a bit, realising she'd somewhat overreacted.
“Did you ever pay attention to how I talk? Or George or Lee?” Fred asked, turning his knees towards hers. Thanks to their sitting position, he towered over her, but less than usual. 
Since she'd accepted her friendship with Fred, she'd inevitably become acquainted with the others in his circle, including Lee Jordan.
“Listen,” Fred sighed, “most men aren't as eloquent as your character. They tend to be a bit more straightforward. Your 'lad' speaks in a way that's... well, a bit flowery.”
“He’s, like, from the sixteenth century,” (y/n) pointed out, defending her nameless protagonist.
“Right,” Fred said, tilting his head. “But that doesn’t actually change anything. No men would say,” and at that, he reached for her notebook without asking permission and opened it to the exact page she had been writing on. “No men would say, ‘I shall miss your sunkissed voice if this ends badly’.”
Placing her hands on her hips, (y/n) arched an eyebrow. “So, how would you put it, then?”
Fred pondered the question, trying to envision the moment in (y/n)'s book. He was not a writer and lacked the skills to be an actor, so he had to re-read the scene to know the rightful reply. He looked back down at the page before returning his gaze to her.
“Don't die,” he suggested, playing the character so well, lowering his tone to sound charming and seductive.
Unfortunately, for (y/n), her heart did a somersault in response. The scene Fred had just read involved the characters' parting words, and the simplicity of “Don't die” carried a powerful weight. It conveyed the protagonist's profound desire for his female counterpart to survive, for her loss would leave a void that could never be filled. The moment's essence was encapsulated in those two words, and Fred had delivered them perfectly.
Not that (y/n) had been planning to meet an untimely end anytime soon, but after Fred's persuasive delivery, she found herself inclined to postpone any thoughts of it indefinitely.
Observing that she hadn't averted her gaze from his eyes and noting the rapid rise and fall of her chest, (y/n) decided to seize the book from his hand swiftly.
“That was ridiculous,” she remarked, attempting to dissipate the moment's intensity with humour.
“That's how I would say it,” Fred nonchalantly shrugged, retracting his knees from their near-contact and turning his attention back to the Quidditch field.
“And who told you my protagonist is based on you, Weasley?” she quipped, tilting her head and arching an eyebrow.
Instead of being hurt by her tone of voice — this was the reaction she anticipated and expected and perhaps wanted — Fred smiled teasingly.
"Well, if you create a character described as handsome, muscular, silky-haired, and unmistakably tall, it's quite obvious to any reader that it's me," he retorted playfully.
Her mouth fell open in mock astonishment at his audacity. With an exaggerated flourish, she dropped the book onto her lap.
“And, of course, you're the female protagonist,” he continued, his smirk growing wider. “Hot-headed and cranky, who else could it be?”
(y/n)'s face contorted into a permanent grimace.
“(y/n), are you writing a fanfic about us?” he inquired, leaning closer into her personal space.
That was the final straw. (y/n) propelled herself to her feet, fueled by her irritation and fixed Fred with an accusatory finger.
“Listen here, Fred. The day I write a book about us, you can call me insane.”
Fred chuckled heartily, clearly relishing her reactions. (y/n) couldn't fathom why he found it all so amusing. Her book centred around fairies battling to regain political power; it had nothing to do with their personal lives. Fred was the one acting irrationally, suggesting it was some sort of “fanfic” and daring to entertain the notion that she would include flattering descriptions of him within the story.
If what he suspected were true, that she harboured a crush on him, then he shouldn't have found the idea humorous. Even if it were indeed fiction, he should have been repelled. (y/n) couldn't help but think that he might be secretly pleased with the notion, which irked her further. She didn't have a crush on him!
She turned on her heel with an exasperated huff and stormed away from the bleachers. However, just before she could escape earshot, she heard Fred's voice, laced with a hint of melody.
“Don't dieee!”
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She was on the Quidditch pitch stands again. Only this time, there was an actual match on the field, not just a training session.
The Slytherin team zipped through the air on their latest-generation broomsticks, an annual tradition courtesy of Draco Malfoy's father. They faced off against Gryffindor, known for its fiercely competitive players. Whenever the green and red houses clashed, it was always a breathtaking spectacle.
(y/n) was gladly sitting next to Lee Jordan, narrating the game animatedly. Even when the Slytherins executed brilliant plays, his narration remained spirited. He occasionally mumbled comments about some Slytherin players but also praised them when deserved.
Only three days had passed since Fred Weasley had playfully accused her of basing her book's protagonist on him. Since then, they had seen each other and talked, but the book's topic hadn't resurfaced.
“Wow!” Lee's voice broke her concentration. “The Slytherins are really going after our beaters! I mean, sorry, they're going after the Gryffindor beaters!”
Engrossed in the match, (y/n) confirmed Lee's observation. The Slytherin beaters were prioritising targeting the Gryffindor beaters over the usual strategy of interfering with the opposing Seeker. (y/n) knew little about Quidditch's strategy, so she couldn't discern whether this was a wise move by her fellow Slytherins. However, she grew concerned for the Gryffindor beaters, who happened to be Fred and George.
She rose from her seat, her eyes following the twins' every move.
“The crowd is getting worried!” Lee Jordan's voice resonated, and (y/n) turned to face him. He raised his shoulders innocently as if to say he was just calling it as he saw it. Before she could reprimand him, Lee resumed narrating the game. “Oh, no! They're targeting Fred Weasley. Both beaters against one guy; not fair!”
Fred Weasley's name caused (y/n) to search the sky anxiously, her eyes scanning the field for his broom. The atmosphere was tense. She had attended the match in neutral black attire and sat beside Lee, determined not to favour any team. Although she had recently become acquainted with half of the Gryffindor Quidditch team, she couldn't help but feel allegiance to her house. Despite her intentions, the sight of Fred being targeted stirred worry within her. She left Lee's side and hurried down the bleacher stairs, seeking a better vantage point of the unfolding events on the pitch.
“And Fred's been hit! Fred Weasley is hit. Was it fair?” Lee's voice reached her ears as she made her way down. “Oh, I see. Oliver Wood, Gryffindor’s captain, is asking for a break, a time-out. Let’s give them ten minutes to regroup. We'll be back shortly.”
(y/n) turned back against the field and found Lee’s eyes through the crowd. She was grateful for the encouragement he silently offered with a nod. It was the nudge she needed to practically leap down the remainder of the bleacher steps, racing toward the Gryffindor Changing Room.
Luckily for her, the stands were consistently high, so in the actual field, there was nobody. She quickly reached the right spot but hesitated behind the curtain doors, listening intently. Oliver was addressing the team, urging them to regain their focus. Harry only needed to catch the Golden Snitch, and with Oliver as the Keeper, they would fend off the Slytherins from scoring further.
Summoning her courage, (y/n) poked her head through the curtain doors.
“Fred?” she murmured, but her voice carried to all the players.
(y/n) saw Fred, all sweaty, squeezing a water container over his face, drinking only half of it. “(y/n)?” he asked, confused by her presence.
She took the opportunity to step fully into the Changing Room. The other players exchanged knowing glances but remained silent; they understood she wasn't an enemy. (y/n) had interacted with Oliver, Angelina, and, of course, Harry Potter himself. Their glances spoke more of intrigue as if they were silently questioning the stage of her relationship with Fred.
Fred handed his now-empty water bottle to George, who appeared equally puzzled about what to do with it. Fred then retrieved his bat from the floor and approached (y/n), who remained fixed in her spot, somewhat intimidated by her unfamiliar surroundings.
“Are you okay?” she asked, her worry palpable. “Are you hurt?”
Fred kept moving closer. “I'm fine,” he assured her.
She nodded, darting over Fred’s shoulder, peeking at George. “And you, George? Are you alright?” 
George nodded affirmatively just as Oliver cleared his throat.
“Well, let's regroup outside,” Oliver instructed the team. With that, the players rose from their seats in a flash.
They left the Changing Room, leaving only Fred behind, and George was the last one to go, for he lingered a bit, moving with deliberate slowness. His eyes remained fixed on Fred and (y/n), and as the others filed out, it became evident that Oliver had called them out to grant the pair some much-needed privacy.
As the room emptied, (y/n) seized the chance to scrutinise Fred's face. The water had washed away the grime, revealing his striking features. He looked almost dishevelled, his heart beating fast, and a rosy hue tinged his cheeks. His damp hair was in complete disarray, the ends defiantly pointing in all directions. He seemed to sense her gaze on his unruly locks and ran a hand through them to tame them, achieving only partial success.
“Are you sure you're okay?” Her voice was soft, carrying genuine concern as she narrowed the gap between them, her fingertips yearning to touch Fred's face. “Lee mentioned you got hit.”
Her gentle touch seemed to kindle a fire within Fred. His face flushed, and he stuttered slightly, turning his head to the right when she reached for him.
“Where did the Bludger hit you?” she inquired, studying his face for any signs of injury. His features appeared unscathed, although his cheeks radiated with warmth.
“It grazed my right ear,” he replied, and she instinctively turned his face further to examine the ear. It was only slightly reddened, no worse than the rest of his face.
“I'm sorry they're targeting you,” she uttered with a slow breath, her concern deepening. Her hands left his face, but Fred turned his chin to face her.
“It's part of the game,” Fred shrugged.
Fred had never seen (y/n) like this before. After weeks of their friendship, this was the first time he had witnessed her express genuine concern.
“I know,” she sighed. “That doesn’t mean it’s fair. Or easy to watch.”
“It’s not a battle,” he noted, gingerly alluding to her book.  “No one’s gonna die.”
“But some are going to get hurt,” she stated, her gaze fixed on his ear, her worry etched across her features.
Fred loomed over her, his taller stature requiring her to tilt her head upward to meet his eyes and see his facial expressions. Usually, she appreciated that he was taller, but at that moment, it seemed to create an unwelcome distance.
An unspoken question lingered in (y/n)’s mind: What was she doing there? Why had she hurried to the Changing Room?
“Well,” she cleared her throat, avoiding his gaze, “if you're okay, then I should head back. You know, to watch you win or whatever.”
He smiled at her awkwardness, a not uncommon sight when it came to (y/n). He'd witnessed her awkwardness before, often finding it endearing. She sometimes struggled with conversation, especially with other people, leading to uncertain moments. Fred couldn't help but find those moments rather cute.
“You're not cheering for your own house?” he inquired, the corners of his mouth hinting at an impending smirk.
She pressed the inner corner of her mouth with her teeth, pondering her response. “Not when they're being unfair.”
“Three days ago, I swear you wouldn't have said it's unfair if they were targeting me,” he finally allowed that smirk to surface. It was the second subtle reference to her book, or at least a hint at that day, making (y/n) shy.
“Sometimes I want to hit you, Weasley,” she teased, her tone playful despite her lingering concern.
Fred chuckled, closing the distance between them, if that was even possible.
“Do it,” he taunted, his eyes dancing mischievously.
Her gaze met his, and she couldn't help but wonder if he was genuinely asking for it. She certainly had her reasons to want to hit him. First, for teasing her relentlessly. Second, for insisting on being her friend. Third, for involving her with all of his other friends. And now, that — whatever that was.  She was eager to touch him, just not to do it in the form of a slap. 
Something else fluttered in her stomach, and she hated it, and she hated Fred for it.
“Come on, (y/n),” he teased again, his smirk widening.
Her frustration reached its peak. How dare he jest with her after all the concern she had shown? She had never rushed to find someone before and loathed how unappreciative he seemed.
Without thinking, (y/n) closed the distance between them. Not with a slap, as Fred had half-expected, but with a kiss. It was so swift that Fred barely registered it until he felt her cool lips against his warm ones. A sigh escaped her as she realised he wasn't pushing her away.
And how could he? Fred had yearned for this moment for so long, through countless sleepless nights, because sleep meant dreams, and every dream was about her. Whether he imagined (y/n) seeking help with a prank and then kissing him, or (y/n) struggling with grades and asking for comfort through a kiss, or even the most sensual dreams where she broke into his Gryffindor dorm room wearing nothing but her panties.
Whatever had prompted (y/n) to kiss him, Fred was beyond caring. He hoped she wouldn't stop. He abandoned his mantra of ignoring his romantic feelings for her, forgetting they were meant to be just friends.
Fred kissed her passionately, willingly, leaving his bat forgotten on the floor as he held her close. His hands found her waist, lifting her slightly, bringing her nearer as he devoured her lips.
For (y/n), it felt like paradise. She'd never been kissed before, though she had read about it. Still, she'd assumed a kiss was just lips meeting, nothing more. She hadn't expected her first kiss to be like a scene from a romance novel, but it was. She experienced everything the heroines in her favourite books described: a warmth that started low in her belly and surged upward, a desire to merge completely with Fred. She clutched his red hair as if her life depended on it as if she depended on him.
“Fred! Come on!” a voice from outside yelled so loudly that it snapped both of them back to reality.
Fred was in the middle of a Quidditch match, but somehow, he had just kissed (y/n).
Slowly, he released her, and she stared back at him, her face flushed a deep shade of red, much like his hair. Her hand reached for her own lips as if trying to comprehend that what had just happened was real. She had been kissed. By Fred Weasley.
“We have just a minute, Fred!” the voice shouted again, and this time, (y/n) realised it was Oliver Wood, their captain, yelling.
“I think you have to go,” she said, her voice slightly shaky.
Fred nodded, placing his hands on his hips.
“Like now, Freddie,” she added, and her raised eyebrows conveyed the situation's urgency.
He burst back to reality, hastily retrieving his bat from the floor. Rushing toward the curtained exit, he glanced back at her.
Did he really kiss his best friend when he swore he wouldn’t?
They shared a glance. He would have to be content with that one kiss, for he could never pursue anything more if he wanted (y/n) to maintain her friendships because she was now finally opening up for that possibility.
“Don't die,” she murmured, her tone serious, but a laugh escaped her as she made the witty remark.
Finally, he left the Changing Room. For if he stayed any longer, he feared he would have to kiss her laughter away from her lips.
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