#again this is silly...

[starlikesyuri]

lilium ramble

played through the bad endings today and have been thinking abt lilium alot, shes so strange and i love it

looking at her throughout lonely wolf treat she seems crazy powerful given that she;

breaks the fourth wall

manages to confuse literal goddesses (sure they r cosplayers/reborn whatever wahtever STILL!!! you know what i mean close enough...)

oh and also admits to writing the games script (or at least the script for the bad endings)

which had me.. personally... thinking like

oh maybe shes also some kind of goddess like spice and thyme

only to then find out she canonically could get beaten by fucking timber

GIRL. PLS. i have a few rationalities for this

shes just some regular witch girl whose crazy overpowered, somehow

she IS some weird godlike otherworldly mf who let herself get beaten bc it was a bad ending for her or smth...

timber can canonically kill god

threes my favorite

someones gonna show up and be like "well actually nami confirmed this and balblabla" thats gonna invalidate my whole point/joke here I JUST THINK ITS INTERESTING OK, im not fully caught up on her or the lore leave me be

[rassblerry]

PV thinks he's part of the team....

Reference because this was insanely funny to me. GET SENT TO THE MINES, IDIOTS!!!

[artist-rat]

i miss them sm!!!!

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Into the pit if it was fucking good

[snail-day]

Satoru lives for your grumpy mornings, makes a whole game out of it, really. How long it takes for you to snap. The second you shuffle into the kitchen, barely picking your feet up, he’s leaning against the counter with a grin that’s way too bright for this hour. Or perhaps for a man who only got roughly three hours of sleep.

“Ohhh, good morning, grumpy butt,” he chirps, voice syrupy sweet and teasing. Those stupidly pretty baby blues twinkle with mischief, and his snow-white hair is all fluffed from sleep, a few strands sticking up where he clearly towel-dried it and called it a day.

You mumble something incoherent and plop into his arms anyway, letting yourself sink into his warmth. Pressing your face into his toned chest and taking a big whiff. He smells like laundry detergent and the faint hint of his cologne, clean, sweet, familiar.

“Awwww,” he coos, dropping into that obnoxious baby voice, arms caging you in as he sways you side to side, “it’s so hard being my sleepy little baby, huh? Sooo tough, such a hard little life you got.”

You groan into his chest, but that only earns you a cascade of kisses, first to your head, then your cheek, your temple, and your nose. Each one loud and wet on purpose.

“Mwah. Mwah. Mwah, oh? What was that? You hate me?” he gasps, planting another exaggerated kiss right on your frown. “You’re so mean in the mornings, baby. I’m delicate like a flower.”

His lashes flutter as he leans in closer, mock-pouting. You hate how good he looks like this, face still soft with sleep, lips plush and pink, that playful curve to his mouth, knowing exactly how far he can push you before you start biting.

He starts walking you backward with all those kisses, cornering you between his strong arms and the kitchen counter's edge until you’re stuck in his little trap. He looks down at you with a bright smile, arms looped lazily around your waist.

“You’re not even denying it,” he hums, voice low and sing-song as he kisses you again, softer this time, lips lingering on yours for a few mere seconds just to taunt again. “You're so cute when you’re cranky. Wanna hit me a little? Maybe a little bite? Go ahead. I can take it. Just don’t stop cuddling me after.”

[theartingace]

POV u go to check on your robit secunit after it gets chewed up saving ur crew and interrupt soap-opera time

[kaa-05n2]

[wintermav]

Boys are so silly 😌

[discountlittlebro]

I want you all to know you can info dump AND cum dump in me

I’m not just a slut, I’m a slut that cares <3

[heartkade]

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[arkangelo-7]

Dick was 100% the worst kid Bruce had to deal with, but he turned out such a well adjusted adult (relatively) that no one believes Bruce when he tries to explain the absolutely unholy terror that was pre-teen Dick Grayson.

[mimefish]

nevermind everyone winner's symbolism cancelled. we cannot have another scar earth/mercury/comet situation again. I vote we all lay down our weapons and join hands in peace and accept that the one true symbol for Joel is the Car. wherever he goes whatever flavour of symbols you particularly enjoy. Car. Just Car. Because it would be really funny

[sunnibits]

these boys… god they’re so fucking stupid, I love them

[angelbunny-arts]

Man who loves his wife

[triona-tribblescore]

Pet names <3333