#agent myers

[sturid]

trios that feel polyamorous coded but no explanation

feel free to add

[damemirrianofoccident]

MHI as Various Posts.

Because I'm re-reading it and I'll probably be posting a lot about it.

Owen:

Julie:

Trip:

Holly:

Harbinger:

Myers:

Franks:

[bouquetexquis]

Watching Hell Boy is an Experience™.

The forced wannabe-hetetosexual-romance, the very queer tension between Hell Boy and agent Myers, the whole "doomed to never be accepted in a society that rejects difference" that could very well be passed as a queer allegory...

Nah cuz I don't especially like the movie but Myers pining for HB, HB pining for Liz, Liz pining for some FucKiNg pEaCe-

[wanderingaldecaldo]

I missed her 🥺

[quanticq]

Having adhd is so hard like ??? tell me why am I getting plagued with visions?

Brain I need you to help me finish this assignment, not a full blown animatic

[letmeapologise]

❝ 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐭𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝟐𝟑 𝐧 𝟐𝟒 ❞

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢'𝐦 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 *ೃ༄

⋆ ｡ ˚ ⋆ 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐨𝐧𝐞 ੈ✩‧₊˚

❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 ? ❞ ↷ 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐮𝐦𝐧'𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 !

౨ৎ 𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟑 ⌇ 𝐯𝐢𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐥 𝐯𝐚𝐧 𝐝𝐢𝐣𝐤 ❝ 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝. 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟑 ⌇ 𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐤 𝐬𝐳𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐬𝐳𝐥𝐚𝐢 ❝ 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫. 𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟑 ⌇ 𝐤𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞 ❝ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐢𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐱𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫-𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐨𝐥𝐝 ❝ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐮𝐥, 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐢𝐭 ? ❞

౨ৎ 𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐣𝐮𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐦 ❝ 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐧 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥-𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐯𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐲 𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 ❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐰 𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝. 𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐭 𝐩𝐮𝐦𝐩𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐬 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐯𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝 ❝ 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐦 𝐰 𝐮𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 ! ❞

.ೃ 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐭𝐰𝐨 ✰ ´ˎ˗

❝ 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐲 '𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐥𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 ! ❞ ↷ 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐬 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐮 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐡𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞 !

౨ৎ 𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐫 ❝ 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐧. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐧 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐬 '𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐩 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞.' 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐝𝐮𝐚𝐥 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲 ❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐮, 𝐚 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐮 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐬' 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 ❝ 𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐰 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐝𝐚𝐲 ? ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐞𝐥 𝐦𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 ❝ 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐮 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫. 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬. 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐳𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐮 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐩𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐧 ❝ 𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐲. 𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨 𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐡𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐣𝐮𝐧-𝐡𝐨 ❝ 𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮𝐫 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐚 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐧 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐮𝐭 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐢𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❝ 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐯𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞 ! ❞

ೀ.ᐟ⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 *ೃ༄

❝ 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭, 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫 ! ❞ ↷ 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐧 '𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬' !

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐣 ❝ 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫. 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐯𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐜 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 ❝ 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠. 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤 ❝ 𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐮 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞 ❝ 𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝. 𝐬𝐨 𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐩𝐨𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐮 ? ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐛𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞 ❝ 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐮𝐩 𝐩𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞. 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 ! ❞

౨ৎ 𝐱𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜𝐤 ❝ 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 ! ❞

𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐱𝐱𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐯 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐯𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐯𝐢𝐢𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐢𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐱 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒 ⌇ 𝐱𝐱𝐱𝐢 𝐨𝐜𝐭. 𝟐𝟒

୨୧ @𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐬𝐞. 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭, 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 ୨୧

[oldshowbiz]

Decades before the Austin Powers films, an episode of Gilligan’s Island featured a secret agent spy parody with a bald Jim Backus as “Mr. Evil.”

[willgraysongf]

✫ scarlet angel and fbi agent

(mindfuck series - s.t. abby)

[viva-la-runaway]

Is the Hellboy fandom alive??? I wanna do some damn Hellboy 1x1 rp. Like the Del Toro versions of the characters.

Canon x Canon only, please. I can play almost anyone!

My profile has a pinned post that contains my rules and boundaries. I’ll say right here: I only roleplay with those who are 18 or over. I’m 18, 19 next month. So, no minors!

Some themes for the rp would be fun, like Christmas-themed or something like that. As long as the plot can carry its weight and stay interesting!

Au’s are fine! I actually have a few! I have a Pokémon AU in development and I have an Atla Au as well.

Ships I allow (rare pairs included):

Liz x Hellboy (Can play either, most experienced with Hb.)

Hellboy x Myers (Can play either.)

Liz x Myers (Needs a strong plot or won't be very interested, can play either.)

Abe x Nuala (Can play either)

Myers x Nuada (Can play either, Nuada preferred.)

Abe x Nuada (Can play either, heavy Nuada pref.)

Nuada x Hellboy (Can play either.)

Krauss x Abe (Abe preferred.)

Nuala x Abe x Krauss (Abe or Nuala pref.)

Liz x Hellboy x Myers (Can play any.)

Agent Clay x Hellboy (Can play either.)

Clay x Myers (Can play either.)

Clay x Hellboy x Liz (Can play any.)

Clay x Hellboy x Liz x Myers (Can play any.)

Matlin x Prof. Broom (Can play either.)

Ships I do NOT allow:

Nuala x Nuada

Abe x Hellboy

Kate Corrigan x Liz (Thats like her mom, okay)

Broom x Hellboy (be so fr with me, who ships this?)

[voicesfoundmysoul]

[merge-conflict]

Used the @cybervesna template for an FIA report on Valentine. Explanation for the SRIA rating below:

SRIA (Subject Risk and Impact Assessment):

Physical Threat: None Cyber Threat: Moderate Social Threat: None Idealism: Moderate Wealth: None Predictability: Moderate

A parody of CVSS scores for software vulnerabilities. :3 It's important to create some sort of widely accepted rating that Valentine would hate to see her evaluation for. Quite honestly the part of this report she would like the least is "minimal field experience" despite its truth.

[autisticsupervillain]

"Good Evening, 47. Your destination is Haddonfield, Illinois and your target is Michael Audrey Myers. A prolific serial killer from a young age, Mr. Myers first achieved notoriety after murdering his older sister at the age of 6, prompting his admittance to a local psychiatric hospital. Since then, the target has escaped captivity several times, going on numerous killing sprees and attempting to kill the rest of his surviving family members. Law enforcement has repeatedly failed to hinder Myers's murder sprees for very long. As such, the people of Haddonfield have turned to us to end the curse of Michael Myers. Evil dies tonight. Good hunting, 47."

[issytheamateurnerd]

Little something random I did

[lifewithaview]

Mike Mayers in "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" (1999)

Thirsting for revenge after the events of "Austin Powers:International man of mystery"(1997)despicable Dr Evil gets his hands on a diabolical machine and travels back to groovy 1969. But everyone knows that bad habits are hard to break, and this time, apart from world domination, the ambitious megalomaniac is bent on stealing everything Austin holds dear: his undeniable charm and swagger and his vaulting libido. As an insecure Powers returns to the psychedelic 1960s, teamed up with blonde CIA bombshell Felicity Shagwell, the out-of-time British agent must do the impossible: salvage what's left of his once-unstoppable sex drive and thwart Dr Evil's latest lunatic plot. Can Austin Powers, the man who lost his mojo, avert the inevitable for the second time?

[pagetgram]

AGENT 15 Behind the Scenes Production Stills

[duranduratulsa]

Up next on my 90's Fest Movie and TV Marathon...Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) on classic DVD 📀! #movie #movies #comedy #jamesbond #007 #agent007 #austinpowers #thespywhoshaggedme #austinpowersthespywhoshaggedme #mikemyers #HeatherGraham #VerneTroyer #RobertWagner #SethGreen #elizabethhurley #willferrell #willienelson #KristenJohnson #RebeccaRomijn #RobLowe #burtbacharach #elviscostello #clinthoward #timrobbins #davidkoechner #jerryspringer #WoodyHarrelson #FredWillard #coltonjames #dvd #90s #90sfest #durandurantulsas2ndannual90sfest