#ah the voice acting is just *chefs kiss*

[trixibebe]

This scene

[paper-starz]

EXPECTATION VS REALITY

(Also known as the characters I did NOT expect to canonically act like that.)

Howdy

OUT GOES OUR BELOVED SOFT CATERPILLAR SHOPKEEPER FOLKS.

In goes the bossy, sassy, and quick-witted caterpillar that would NOT hesitate to sell you SOAP instead of mashed potatoes!! And honestly, Howdy's voice is basically what I was expecting it to be. 10/10 for the voice-acting.

Sally

I HONESTLY THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BE WAYYYYYYY MORE CHAOTIC!!!

I think it’s the overalls that make her seem super childish and rowdy (overalls are usually associated with rowdy ness!)

And her being so poised and elegant?!???? OH! I did NOT expect her to be so avant-garde!! Not that I’m complaining….

As for her voice, again, at the time, I was thinking of Sally being more of a trouble-maker, so I was thinking of a much more raspier voice.

But the voice they gave her instead????? UGH!! BEAUTIFUL!! CHEFS KISS!!!

Home

Ah yes, the murder house that might not actually be a murder house.

Based on my lovely theory over here! Go check it out! Or don't!

But honestly though, everyone should apologize to Home right now >:(

Including me.

Home, I am so sorry for making you the main villain of my AU that rips puppet limbs and stuff. Well, kinda, I had an entire plotline revolving about Home but alas, I must stay true to the LOREEEEE.

Its kinda funny how I made a complete 180 on Home. I did have that little feeling that said that Home might not be so evil, I just didn't have any evidence at the time! And now I do :D So please! Enjoy these sickly drawings because I have been sick! It's kinda why I wasn't posting any art for these couple days! I have not been feeling 100%. Oh well, I'll draw again AFTER I get better! (Hopefully soon!)

[kodydrs]

Sunflower Juice - Sabo

a/n: title has nothing to do with the story. sabo just reminds me of Sunflowers. I am incredibly out of practice when it comes to writing smut, and the ending is lowkey shit bc i kept reading it in my ex’s voice 😭

ib: this prompt from Portgas.D•Xiao’s on on Chai. “sabo just finished drinking with his friend, after he drank some alcoholic water he started to get drunk, then he wanted to go to his room and he saw you in the hallway And he started coming closer to you and hug you from behind.

warnings : fxm, sabo x fem reader, mdni, drunk sex, slight oral (f. recieving), vaginal fingering, p in v, hickies, (a lot of) pet names, you dated ace b4 his d3ath, reader is still kinda grieving ace’s death, she’s a bipolar abt her emotions as i am (it’s not funny guys, i’m actually bipolar), no use of y/n, not proofread, i’m bad at tagging

You flinch at the sudden attack.

‘ahh!’

It takes you a minute to realise who has just latched themselves onto you.

‘oh Sabo. it’s just you.’

You’d known Sabo for a little while. Ever since Ace’s death, you’d travelled with Luffy and the Straw Hats, and you’d met Sabo along the way. You wouldn’t say you’re exactly the closest of friends, but you both respected each other. But you did you best to keep a healthy distance because damn did he remind you of Ace.

‘Yeah. It’s just me. What are you doing here?’ You're not supposed to be alone right now.’ You felt his grip tightens around your waist slightly as he looks down at you. ‘Are you okay? Do you need anything?’

You turn to face him, confusion obvious on your face. But upon breathing in, you can smell the alcohol on his breath.

‘Sabo. Are you drunk?’ It’s more of a rhetorical question. It’s clear from how thick his breath feels. He wobbles a little to really upkeep the act.

‘Mmmm. Yeah. Maybe just a little bit.’ He pauses. ‘But I’m drunk with you so it’s fine.’

You go to say something to him, but you stop, deeming it useless.

‘Let’s just get you back to your room.’

He grumbles, audibly in decline of your offer.

‘But I don’t wanna go back to my room. I wanna spend more time with you.’

You can feel his arms trying to pull you closer to him like you aren’t already pressed tightly to him. He seems to give up on his efforts by resting his head on your neck and you can again smell the alcohol, reminding you of his drunk state. You groan.

Your plan for the night had been to hang out with Namu & Robin, but Nami got swept away by the Straw Hats stupid chef and Robin got distracted by Chopper's constant tangents. This left you sitting alone at a table with nothing but your thoughts. Your thoughts about how lonely you’d become since joining the Straw Hats. Now all you wanted to do was get to bed and sleep.

‘Sabo. Can you please just go to your room? I’m not in the mood for socialising right now.’ He pouts, nuzzling against your skin.

‘Don’t leave me all alone out here, please.’ He grabs your hands gently and place them on your stomach, holding them there. With a final long sigh, you give up.

‘Fine.’ He lets out a happy chuckle and spins you around, kissing you deeply on the lips for a few seconds before pulling away.

‘Yay!!’ He shrieks. He leans forward and hugs you tight once more, squeezing you so hard you can barely breathe.

You stand frozen in time, stunned by his actions.

‘S-Sabo??!’ He looks down at you with a confused look.

‘Yes. What is it? Are you hurt? Did I do somethi-‘ You cut him off by smashing your lips together, grasping his face tightly. He responds back with equal force and passion. Before you know it, his hands are everywhere. They’re gripping your hair, holding you hips, pressed to your spine.

You pull away, gasping for air. Letting it set in, you touch your lips. ‘Holy fuck.’ You think. ‘I just kissed my boyfriends brother.’

He looks down at you, not processing what the situation they’re really in is.

‘Hey. Why’d you stop? What’s wrong?’ You should protest, but you’re honestly too pent up to care right now.

‘Ah fuck it.’ Without resistance, you grabbed him by the collar and dragged him down the hallway to his room. You locked the door behind you and pinned him to it, crashing you lips back against each others.

The way you're kissing him makes him forget everything else around them. All he wants right now is to make love to you.

‘Oh god.’ He moans softly while wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing himself harder against you. You hum at his hand placement, getting intoxicated on the taste of his lips. He’s been drinking sunflower juice. His abdomen tensed as you ran your fingers along the divots in his abs. His excitement is evident in the way his hips bucked against you and you fail to push backs grin, grinding against his pelvis.

‘I want you so badly.’ He whispers in your ear.

‘Then take me.’ He pulls back, smug face as he looks down at you.

‘Yeah?’

Your voice is breathy and sweet, filled with the sudden need to be touched you’ve so desperately missed.

‘…yeah.’ He smirks mischievously and leans forward, placing one hand behind your neck and pulling you close enough that your noses touch.

‘Tell me what you want baby.’ He growls lowly into your ear, not breaking eye contact even though he's drunk as hell. Your mouth gapes at how hot he sounds right now.

‘oh fuck’ You whisper. ‘I want you to touch me, Sabo.’

With a sly smile on his lips, he brings his hand down and runs it down your arm, stopping at your hand and interlocking your fingers with his. He then brings your joined hands up to his chest, where he kisses them both.

‘Any particular way?’

Your voice is sickeningly sweet, and your words drip like honey.

‘Like you want me.’

His eyes light up in hunger and he once again slides his hand down to your hip, feeling every curve of your body.

‘Like I want ya, huh?’ He leans in to you, gently pressing his lips against your neck. ‘I’m sure that can be arranged.’ He takes your wrists and wraps them around his neck before hoisting you up like you weight nothing so your thighs also wrap around him. You pepper his neck with kisses as he brings you over to his bed and lays you down, straddling your hips.

You gasp as you watch him strip off his shirt and coat, revealing the chiselled abdomen you’d been tracing earlier. He laughs at your reaction before leaning back down and reconnecting your lips. Your hands move to his hair, tugging at the base of his scalp. He doesn’t break the kiss as he lifts your shirt to reveal your perk breasts. Instead, he runs his tongue along your teeth and sucks on your lower lip, basking in the heat radiating from your bodies. It’s driving him crazy.

He kisses down your neck into the valley between your breasts, massaging them gently. Your hands continue to tug at his hair, soft whimpers going straight to his dick.

You groan as he continues his journey down your stomach to the waistband of your pants, where he stops and looks up at you for approval.

‘Please.’ He grin. You nod. ‘Alright then.’ He slowly pulls them down, revealing your soaked panties.

‘So pretty.’ He cooes, kissing dangerously close to your core. He shimmies you out of your pants and then pushes aside your panties, tracing teasing circles around your clit with this tongue. Your thighs instinctively try to close around his head, but he pins them apart, not letting them interrupt his meal.

‘Be a good girl, baby. Good girls get good things.’ You can feel yourself melt under his touch. You’re embarrassed from how easily your legs are shaking due to being so touch starved, but you can’t really focus on that right now.

Your back arches as 2 fingers are inserted into your cunt, stretching you. And it takes everything to not cum right there and then.

‘You alright there, babygirl?’ Sabo laughs, hooking an arm around your thigh and nipping at the skin. You squeeze your eyes shut and nod, breathing deeply.

‘I just haven’t had sex in a while.’

‘We’ll take it slow. I wanna make this last.’ Slowly, his fingers pump in and out, letting you ease around them while he continues to kiss and nibble on your thighs, leaving little pink and purple marks that you’ll find in the morning. After a few minutes, he adds a third digit, watching your expression to make sure he wasn’t hurting you in any way. Your heads tilted to the side and you make eye contact, the lustful gaze drawing you in. He smiles and kissed back up your body to your neck.

‘Are you ready for me? Or do you wanna wait a little longer?’ You wrap your arms back around his neck, pulling him down into a chaste kiss.

‘I’m ready.’ You whisper, pressing your foreheads together. ‘But please don’t be harsh.’

He nods and kisses you deep but slowly as he pulls his fingers from your cunt. You hear the rustle of clothes from him removing his pants and boxers before feeling his tip graze your entrance.

‘Do you want a countdown?’ He teases, grinning at his own joke. You smile, hitting his shoulder and murmuring a quiet “asshole”. He slowly pushes himself past your entrance to your warm insides, revealing in the intense heat.

‘Shit.’ He curses against your lips. ‘Damn, you feel amazing.’ You try to reply, but all that comes out is a moan. ‘Are you ok? Can I move?’

You hum, already leaving scratches on his back from blunt nails. He carefully starts to move, burying himself deeper with each thrust and it drives you insane. It isn’t long before you feel your stomach twist into knots.

‘S-Sabo… gonna cum.’ You whimper, nuzzling into his neck.

‘Already, baby? Can you hold on for a little so we can do it together?’ He gets a babble for a reply, mixed with a harsh kiss to his jaw. ‘Good girl. You’re taking me so well, baby.’ He brings one hand to your face, gently stroking your face. He touch is comforting, and you feel him pick up his pace so you get to finish as soon as you want.

‘Fuck.’ He mumbled under his breath. ‘Shit. Do you want me to pull out or no?’

‘I-I don’t mind. Whichever you prefer.’ You babble. He nods.

‘I’ll come inside then, if that’s ok with you.’

A hum seals you fate as you feel yourself tip over the edge, quickly followed by feeling your insides filled to the brim. Your back arches at a ridiculous angle, pressing your chests together. Sabo rails you through your orgasm until you're a choked-up, panting mess. Not that he’s any different. He pulls out with a grunt and flops next to you, taking a minute to collect his breath before he stands to grab something to clean you both up.

In the few minutes you’re left alone, you want to cry. The way his touch felt on you felt so familiar and so comfortable, and the knowledge it was all caused by a drunk haze made you wanna cry. Tears collected on your lower lashes as you did your best not to let them spill.

‘Hey.’ Sabo cooes, leaning down beside you while he cleans up your legs. ‘What’s wrong, hun? Why are you crying?’

You shake your head, covering your face.

‘I’m not. It’s nothing. It’s just-‘ You stop, looking away from his gaze. ‘I miss him like freaking crazy, Sabo.’

The blond smiles, putting aside his cleaning supplies and lying next to you.

‘Same. Everyday.’ For a moment, it feels as if this isn’t a drunk conversation, but instead 2 people bonding through grief. You roll so you’re facing him, forehead pressed against his chest. ‘But I do wanna be able to protect you like he did.’

One of his hands strokes your hair gently, carefully tugging out any tangles. You’ve stopped crying, just listening to the quiet thump of your heartbeats.

‘Sabo?’

‘Yeah?’

‘I wanna learn to love you, the same way I loved him.’

A soft hum comes from above you and you feel his lips press against your temple. His arms wrap around you gently, keeping you warm.

‘Ok.’

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[dozing-marshmallow]

If you havent yet, could you consider making more of the chris nibling headcannons? :>

Shoutout to presofthepbnjbro for making the first chris’ nibling reader request on my blog that’s kept you all hooked since.💙

I had a special scenario in mind for this one! Have fun reading!

CHRIS MCLEAN X NIBLING! READER HEADCANONS (PART 5)

It was an easy day with Chris on his island, happily spending a school break with him.

You were sitting on his sofa, watching TV, when your whole sight is covered by darkness.

“Ah!” On instinct, your hands shoot up to mend your eyesight, just for the source of this unpredicted darkness to come from Chris’ hands.

Your uncle gives a hearty laugh at your reaction,“Greetings nibling! It’s a glorious afternoon, the sun is shining and I was hoping you’d want to come outside to spare yourself the brain rot.“ he dramatised with words so light from his dark vocabulary, fingers tapping rhythmically on the sofa. 

He wants to show you something.

“Okay!” You switched the TV off and skip with him in curiosity.

Outside was shining. Hairs of grass tickle your ankles and the golden ball kissed your skin. Where Chris was walking, you grasp a large shadow of a thing you’ve never seen before.

Getting closer, the little voice in your head blasted off,“Chris! Is that a trampoline?”

“Yep!” he held his hand out to it,“(Chef) just set it up. Not too shabby, huh? All ours.” you adored how he phrased it- ours. Like he too is going to be utilising the garden equipment like a child.

You ran around the width of it,“Woahhh! It’s so large!” Larger than any trampoline you’ve seen! Screw watching TV, this thing is a dream! “Thank you, uncle Chris!”

“Take your shoes off before you go in.” He instructed, a rare time where he took his status as uncle formally.

“Yes, yes!” You tear your sneakers off and jovially crawl into the opening of the trampoline. You get to your feet and begin jumping instantly.

A little bit after, Chris took his shoes off and joined you inside, zipping the portal down shut.

“Chris! We should have a password!” You suggest, jumping area to area in squeaks.

“Smart idea! Whatever should we make it?” He evaluated, copying,“Can’t make it my or your bday, that’s too easy...”

“How about my mom’s birthday? No one could know that!” 

How untroubled you are!,“Oooo! She wouldn’t like that, but it’s a great password! You get extra points for brutal honesty!”

“It’ll help her remember it too!” You came stationary, as he gave a rush of unexpected laughter,“You can do those cool things people do on the trampoline, right? The uh, you know when you do a rolly polly in the air?” You didn’t know the name for it.

“Oh! You mean this-“ Chris hops to the middle and warmed up his jumps to gradually get heavier before he set off upside down into the air and stuck the landing back on his feet.

“Woahhhhh!” You ensured you did not blink the entire time. It looked too amazing to be real!,“Again, again!”

So he does to your admiration, the second time being more captivating. You wanna learn how to do that!

“Look at this!” For now, it’s your turn to show Chris he wasn’t the only one with trampolining tricks. 

As you were about to showcase, however, he gave an unkind jump, screwing the balance of the trampoline’s gravity thus causing you to fall onto the fabric.

“Chriiiis...” you whine in your forced cross legged position.

“Sorry, sorry!” He laughed, helping you up,“Go on, inspire me.”

“Ahem.” let’s try this again. You jump enough power to do a successful back landing.

“Wow!” Chris cheers.

“Wait wait.” you point, jumping again, this time doing swivel hips transitioning into front landing.

“Way to go!” After he watched you do your thing, Chris does another free act of acrobatics, springing an idea to mind.

“Chris! Let’s play trampoline tag!” you mischievously smiled.

“Oh?” He had one of his own,“Bring it!”

“Kay!” You hold your finger to his chest,“Tag! You’re it!” 

You were about to turn around and start hopping when he lightly shoved you on your back,“Tag! You’re itt!”

Cue the chase!

Man this trampoline really was the best for a game of tag! You caught him a few times and slipped on multiple occasions; as of now, you were back to being tag!

It didn’t help that he had a larger mass than you, meaning every now and then, he’d raise a really forceful jump that’d send you flying on his landing, buying himself more time.

“Oof!”

“Hehe!”

A lot of times, both nibling and uncle had to use the walls of the safety net to redirect.

You can see he’s getting tired... You’re gaining on him... You’re gonna get him!

“Timeout!” He holds one hand horizontal on top of his other vertical hand, panting.

“Heyy! No fair, you can’t do that!” You scold him, beads of sweat falling from your face. He was right there!

“Can!...Never said anything about it!” He backed up in glee, sliding down near the zipper, keeping his hands rigid.

You humph,“What did...you need a break for anyway?” A seagull flew by.

“It’s drawing close to lunchtime-” He uses a hand to cover his yawning mouth, taking this to use your hand to tap him.

“Tag.”

“You got me.” His normal chuckle slightly hoarse from dehydration,“Seriously though, we should grab a bite and a drink. We’ve been out here for a wh-ile. You up for ordering pizza?” you couldn’t imagine a way for him to enliven you any more!

Anticipatory against your sore limbs boosts you to exit the trampoline. Goodness, the rewarding convenience reminds you of what the contestants must’ve felt every time their labour was worth it. Those teenagers...

You hope somewhere, wherever they were, they got to make the most of today like you were right now!

[filthforfriends]

Just imagine Ethan as a Dad that would be just *chefs kiss* 💋

I imagine his 4 year old kiddo running up to him with a "drawing" thats just scribbles on a page for the 7th time today. Ethan is sitting at his computer, trying to produce music, but he's also hellbent on encouraging his child's creativity, regardless of how it tests his patience.

So when he hears the high pitched screech of "Papà, papà, look what I made!" Of course the child bursts into the room without knocking and interrupts him mid-thought.

"Ah, okay. One moment," he'd placate while halfway lost in rhythm. (I can so clearly hear those words in his tone of voice.) His kid has at least learned to wait for this. Of course they're also vibrating with excitement, next to some very expensive, very breakable equipment. Ethan can't really focus while worried that his child is going to trip over a bass drum petal and take the skin of their entire shin. This was supposed to be dad's special room, where only grownups were allowed, but he'd broken that rule before the little ones could even talk by showing them his music.

"Aright, what do we have?" His hands would land on his thighs as punctuation while Ethan turned his chair and refocused attention.

"I made a present for you!" Cue piece of notebook paper with a bunch of red and green lines thrust into Ethan's hands.

"Oh, wow. A Christmas tree in May!" He'd act excited and his kiddo would know not to be put off by his almost monotone way of speaking. Thats just how papà talks.

"No, papà its a crab! Don't you see it?" Ethan couldn't bear the disappointed expression that children make when adults don't understand their drawings. He would tilt his head to the side and pretend to have a revelation.

"Oh, now I do! Of course I can see right here" gestures vaguely to a part of the page. "It is clearly a crab, yes."

"That's its leg."

"And how many legs do crabs have?" Ethan gets up and grabs the tape he keeps in the desk drawer expressly for this purpose. He hangs the paper on the one wall that isn't soundproofed next to many other drawings. A composite of his favorites would become the cover art of a future album.

"Six!"

"Almost..." he coaxes, encouraging.

"Um, eight. Like a spider. A sea spider!"

"A sea spider?" he'd repeat, using his most theatrical voice. Ethan would lift his little one off the ground with an exaggerated groan, making them burst into giggles.

"How many claws?"

"Two! Thats easy."

"Alright, do you know if mamma or dad are home, yet, my little marine biologist?" The Torchio household nanny would be waiting right outside the door, ready to take the kid from Ethan's arms. He had made it clear that the children were allowed to interrupt him to give him their art.

"Your mamma just pulled into the driveway." Their nanny would speak directly to the little one, as per request of Ethan and his partners. He wanted his children to be treated like equals, talked to not over. Upon hearing their mamma come through the door the child would wiggle around until set on the ground so they could go running through the house, squealing. Ethan doesn't bother reminding them to knock for the 7th time today.

[cinemastyles-blog]

Just Like the Movies?

Summary: Harry and y/n are in a movie together and they film a fight scene and Harry yelling at y/n is enough for her to go home with him and it reveals something for the both of them.

NOT A REQUEST (or edited yet)

Warnings: SMUT 18+, strong language, yelling fight scene act, unprotected sex, cream pie, emotional sex so not much talking during, admitting love for each other, semi regular filth, kinda short?? But enjoy!

HARRY’S HOUSE HARRY

"They're ready for you on set, Y/N." Nadine, the hair dresser says as she pops her head into your trailer.

You look over at her, "I'm nervous." You rub your hands together, "My hands keep sweating. Shit." You sigh and lay a hand on your forehead.

"It's just Harry." She says with a chuckle, "He's such a teddy bear, babe. You'll do great." She motions for you to go with her, "come, come."

You laugh and shake your head, "You're no help."

She shrugs, "Can't say I didn't try." She winks looks over at you as you start to walk with her, "Honestly." She stops you and leans in, "You can cut the off screen sexual tension with a knife so.."

You push her gently and gasp, "No. stop."

You can't lie, you liked Harry.

A lot.

"I'm serious. You guys... it's gonna happen." She lowers her voice as you walk up to the set, "and if I were you.. I wouldn't hesitate to jump his bones."

You laugh and shake your head, "You're supposed to be my hair dresser, Nay, come on now."

She raises an eyebrow, "Aren't hair dressers supposed to gossip with their clients?" You laugh and sigh, "Got me there."

"Y/n. Over here." The director, Elliot yells as he waves to you. You take a deep breathe and Nadine whispers a quiet, "You got this."

You walk over, "What's up?"

"Have you seen Harry?"

You shake your head, "No. but I can go find him." He nods and turns to talk to the other crew member.

You walk to Harry's dressing room and as you round the corner, you freeze.

Harry is standing there shirtless as the stylist is figuring out his clothing. Her hands lay on his stomach, and you try hard to hide your slight jealously.

"Elliot is looking for you, Harry." You look up at him and he smirks, "Tell him I'll be there in a minute. I was late getting here."

"Late? You're going to be in trouble." You tease with a smile. He shrugs, "I think I'll be alright."

You roll your eyes and laugh as you walk out the door, "I'll tell him you'll be there in five."

"Thank you."

"Uh huh."

You and Harry were friends a little while before getting casted together. But, this movie did bring you and Harry so much closer.

And yes, you know about the off screen sexual tension, too.

So does Harry.

You point back as you walk up to Elliot, "He'll be out in five."

"Thank you, my shining star. Are we ready for todays scene?" He smirks slightly and you shrug, "I mean, I scream at Harry and he screams at me. What more could anyone ask for?"

You laugh and he nods, "I had to. Ever since yours in Private Affair and his in his movies, I had to. You both are brilliant and you both mad.."  He chef kisses his fingers and you smile, "Thank you, Elliot. I just hope it go-"

"This movie is coming along beautifully thanks to you two. This will only make it better." He winks and looks up, "Ah. He finally arrives." He watches as Harry comes over and you almost gasp at how good Harry looks.

"Styles. There you are, hey listen. I had a few ideas about todays set." He walks away with Harry, and you're to focused on him to even hear what Elliot says.

You walk over to makeup, sitting down in the chair and chatting with one of the supporting actors.

A few moments later, Harry slowly leans around the door and nods for you to come out into the hallway.

You nod and get up, walking out to meet him, "What's up?" He stares at you for a quick moment, "Come with me."

You follow him down the hall to his dressing room. He opens the door and checks you out as you walk in first. Your lips twitch into a small smirk and quickly drops as the words roll off of his tongue.

"Elliot wants us to throw in a sex scene."

"He does?" You raise your eyebrows, "Why?"

You weren't opposed to the idea at all.

He shrugs, "he thinks that it will bring the characters closer for the end of then movie I guess? He tried explaining it to him but I honestly wasn't listening."

Your furrow your brows, "Oh?" You laugh slightly, "Aren't you supposed to listen to the director?"

He chuckles and nods, "yeah, yeah." He scratches his neck and sighs, "I'll be honest, I've been a lot focused on something else lately."

"Oh yeah?" You look up at him slightly, "What's that?"

He shakes his head, "That's another conversation for another time. This scene won't happen for a few weeks so we have time to prepare in any way we need."

You smirk slightly and nod, "I have a few ideas in mind on how we can prepare."

"Oh do you?"

"I do."

"Harry?" There's a knock on the door, "It's time."

"Ready to get screamed at?" Harry raises his eyebrows at you. You didn't want to be too honest, but fuck it, "If I'm being honest with you, Harry."

You pause, unsure if you want to continue.

"Yeah?" He tilts his head, waiting for you to continue. You walk over to him and place a hand on his chest.

His eyes immediately move to your hand and then to you as you speak, "I'm probably going to get so turned on from you screaming at me."

His eye brows go up and he smiles while he shakes his head, "So what you're saying is.. you're coming home with me?"

You shrug, "If I can wait that long." You smirk and he sighs, "You have no idea how long I've been waiting to hear those words."

He leans down and presses his lips to yours, "I'm going to take such good care of you." He whispers before going back to kiss you.

"Let's go yell at each other."

——

A little while later, you and Harry are now shooting the last shot for the day.

You slam your hands on the counter breathing heavy, "Just. Fucking. leave!" You scream towards Harry, who is playing the character, Sam.

"I'm not fucking leaving, Allie. Not until you tell me why the fuck you let that guy touch you like that!" Harry screams back as he takes a steps closer.

You feel like your knees could go weak, your heart speed up every time he screams at you, we'll you character.

You love it.

Especially since he has to play jealous.

"Aw. Is someone jealous?" You tease, "Too bad you don't have the ri-"

"Don't even fucking say that." Harry walks over and slams his hands down, "You we're going to fucking break up with me first, Allie."

You jerk your head back, "No. Sam. I wasn't. You just go and let your idiotic fucking friends get into that tiny little brain of yours and control you." You laugh slightly, "Kinda like that rat from Ratatouille."

You can tell that that line gets Harry every time and he hides a smirk from the camera. You're trying your best to keep it together, biting the inside of your lip.

Harry takes a deep breathe, "You know what, Allie. Fine. I'm done. You fucking win."

He pushes himself off of the counter and you yell out to him, "Yeah, go fuck that bitch from down the street again."

He stops and slowly turns around, "I'm not doing this."

"What? Tired of her already, too?"

"There is no woman down the street." Harry's voice is low, angry.

"Oh yeah how am I supposed-"

This is when you're supposed to shift your whole demeanor. Going from angry and cracking jokes to silent. Worried. Sad.

"I was with my mate, Logan, Crying to him about you leaving the fucking city." He leans in as he says the last part a little bit louder, like his character got mad all over again.

You freeze, still more turned on than ever. You can see the camera in your peripheral vision and you can feel the tears welling up, "I was going to tell you about that."

"We're you? Because it feels like you were just going to ghost me. Trying to get out of here without me knowing?"

"Then tell me to stay." You wipe your tears away and he scoffs, "No."

"Sam." You walk towards him, "Tell me to stay. Rip up my plane ticket. I won't go."

Everyone is silent as they wait for the final moment.

"Why should I do that?"

"Because I love you." You sniffle and stare at him.

"Fuck you." He says lowly, "Go to hell."

You go to turn away but you feel Harry's hand grab your arm, "But take me with you." He says before planting his hand on your cheek and crashes his lips onto yours.

You're so caught off guard, but you're fine with it.

The director yells, "Cut!"

"You're fucking incredible, Y/N." Harry says lowly as you pull away from each other, "You got me a little turned on."

He chuckles as you laugh and you look up at him, "Think we're free?"

He shrugs, "Only one way to find out."

You guys walk up to Elliot and he wraps his arms around you both, "Oh my god." He leans back, "Fantastic. This next part is going to be great."

He steps back and looks at you, "I figured you'd be alright with the kissing. I just told Harry to make it a little more.. hot."

You nod, "Yeah no. He told me about the sex scene but, not this."

"Right yes. That. I need you two to talk, or do whatever it is you need to do in order to make this scene happen in two weeks." Elliot winks at Harry and walks away.

"I'll know your body by tomorrow." Harry whispers in your ear before stepping away, "Let's go. I can't wait to get you home."

——

You don't even make it halfway up the steps before Harry's lips are on yours, hungry to taste you.

"Mm, fuck." Harry groans as he fumbles with the key. You laugh against his lips and pull away to help him.

You unlock the door and he pushes you in, resuming where he left off. His lips kiss back your jaw, down your neck until he gets to your neck.

He makes sure to leave a mark.

You moan and grip his biceps, "H-Harry." He leans back to look at you and smirks at you slightly.

"Tell me what you want, baby." His hand slides gently around your neck, giving it a gentle squeeze as he leans in, "You're all I think about, y/n."

His voice is low, controlling.

And you'll do anything he wants.

You moan as he kisses just below your ear, nipping at the skin gently, "How good that pussy will feel around my cock."

He kisses along your jaw until reaching your lips, "Do you like it when I yell at you?" He slowly moves his lips with yours, "Hmm?"

"It's so h-hot." He squeeze your neck a little harder, causing you to out whimper lowly, "Fuck me."

His hands move to grip your hips and lift you up onto the counter, "I've wanted to for a while now, love."

You smile and look at him as he does the same, "Me too." You bite your lip, "Can we.. do something?"

He tilts his head, "What's that?"

"Can you yell at me.. while I strip down for you.?"

He's quiet as he nods, "Just.." He laughs slightly, "Tell me if anything at all gets to be too much, alright?"

You nod, "Of course, Harry."

Harry helps you down from the counter and he looks at you, "How do you want me?"

You bite your lip, tilting you head as you look at him.

"What?" He smiles slightly.

"Pretend like... you told me to be naked and waiting for you and when you got home.. I wasn't." You walk up to him, lowering your voice, "You're mad that I'm not naked." You run your finger up his chest and his eyes follow until you look up at him.

You rest your finger on his lips and whisper, "You want me naked so you can punish me. But I have to do it myself."

You step backwards a few steps and stop, "Sound good?"

He nods as he smiles, "Oh yeah. That sounds wonderful. Let me just-" he chuckles slightly as he shuffles back by the wall and takes a deep breathe.

It's insane how quickly you and Harry can just snap into character.

"What in the bloody hell are ya doing?" He says with his voice louder. It sends a shiver down your body, "Take off your clothes."

You bite your lip as you go to pull your shirt up over your head, but Harry's voice makes you stop.

"Slower, baby."

You bite your lip and smirk as you whip the shirt off and look at him. His lips twitch as they try not to form the smirk he's fighting back.

"I said slower. God.." He sighs and walks over to you. He pulls you over by the waist band of your shorts, "you are such a fuckin' brat."

Harry's words spark a light in your eyes, "Yes sir." You say with a slight tude. He walks over and sits down on the couch.

You turn to face him and he slips his shirt off, tossing it on the back of the couch, "Are you just going to stand there? Fuck, you should of already been naked by now. You could already been having my cock fill up that pussy."

He tsks a few times, "You're never going to fucking learn, will you?"

You can't resist him anymore. You walk over as you kick off your shoes and pants, straddling him in just your bra and panties, "Nope."

You smirk before leaning down to kiss him.

His hands travel around your body, exploring as he kisses down your neck. Your eyes close and your lips part as he attacks every inch, moaning lowly as you grind down onto him.

"Please." You gasp out and look down. He looks up at you and you run your hand through his hair, grabbing a fistful towards the nape of his neck, "I need you."

He nods once, and lays you down on the couch. You take your bra and kick your panties off as Harry stands up to take his pants off, "Fuck."

He lays overtop of you, hovering as he brushes hair from your shoulder, "You're so beautiful."

He leans down, kissing you gently. The head of his cock pushes against your pussy and you move your hips down, whimpering, "Please.."

He leans up and moves down, spreading your legs and diving right in. You gasp and grip the couch, "Shit." You tilt your head back, whining out as Harry's tongue darts in and out of your hole that's desperately waiting for his cock.

"H-Harry." You moan out and arch your back, pulling his head towards you more as you clench around his tongue.

Coming undone for the very first time that night.

He pulls away and moves up to kiss you. You moan as you taste yourself on his lips, which is quickly then amped by his cock entering you.

"Fuck." You and Harry moan at the same time.

"You feel s-so fucking.." He groans, "You feel so fucking good." He slowly pulls out and slowly pushes back in, moaning into your neck.

You dig your nails into his back, taking in every single ounce of pleasure he's giving you.

You knew Harry for a long time, but it wasn't until this very moment that you actually knew him.

"I love you." You whimper out quietly, pulling yourself closer to him.

He sits up and pulls you on top of him, moaning as he slips back into you. You close your eyes and gasp quietly as you grip his shoulders.

Harry grabs your face and pulls you into him. He rests his forehead on yours and you open your eyes, "I've loved you since the first moment I saw you."

You tilt your head up to looks at him before crashing your lips into his. You move your hips slow, enjoying the moment right now.

Harry wraps his arm around your waist and cups your cheek with his other hand. He kisses under your chin and down your neck before kissing back up to your lips.

Nothing else is said.

But everything is also said at the same time.

After being on top for a little while, Harry is now on top of you, slowly pushing his cock in and out of you as your legs are tightly wrapped around his waist.

Harry stares down at you with his bottom lip pulled between his teeth, watching your face twitch with pleasure.

He knows your close.

"Cum for me." He whispers as he leans down to kiss you, "Cum with me."

You nod and pull him back in to continue the slow, yet full of passion make out. Harry grips below your hip, pulling you closer as he coaches you towards orgasm.

"Come on baby. Cum for me." He gently pecks your cheek a few times,groaning quietly in between, "i know you're close."

You moan and dig your nails into his back, "There ya go, baby. That's it." He moans and pulls you closer. He bites his lip and gasps as he feels himself cum with you.

He pushes his cock in deep as he moves to kiss you. You feel his cock twitch inside of you and you whimper at the feeling.

He brushes your hair back, smoothing it out as he kisses your forehead.

It's quiet for a few minutes. You and Harry are just enjoying each others naked company.

"I love you." Harry whispers quietly.

You smile and run your thumb across his cheek, "I love you."

——

Should I add this to the list of one shots that need a part 2?

Thank you for reading!

[chloe-spade]

The Little Leeches Act Three: Love can be broken

Jade, Azul, and Floyd all watched as the maids, butlers, planners, chefs and even the gardeners rushed. It was odd to watch, seeing the castle transformed into a beautiful landscape. It was odd for the trio.

"Planning an engagement party must be tough work," Azul spoke, looking around, "all we wanted to do was to have a nice cup of that thing called tea and think of a new plan while we're at it."

"Boring, though, I do like the sweets," Floyd chuckled.

"Floyd, this is serious, we only have two days.."

"I know," Floyd pouted, "I was joking a bit."

Jade was, not his choice, silent. But the thought of Trey being with another had a strange feeling erupt in his heart. Was this the concept of jealousy? It was an odd feeling, especially with a ting of his heart beating fast at the thought.

"Nonetheless, we need to spend our last days strategically, especailly with Jade. And since we have so little time, we need to- Floyd! For the love of the Coral Sea!"

Azul and Jade followed Floyd, who was peaking into the throne room, where an odd contest was taking place.

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Trey just mumbled to himself as he sat on a table, incredibly annoyed. Alongside him was Riddle, who came for more emotional support than anything. He seemed to be the only one who believed him about Jade being his savior, but his mother did not want to believe him after Riddle's sudden proposal.

Now, Julius is hosting a contest for a few princesses who traveled to the Queendom of Roses, which annoyed Trey more.

"Welcome, dear friends, to our contest," Julius announced, "The first that this kingdom has ever seen! We gather today for a vocal display. So our prince may at last choose a queen!"

"Wow, they are really really reaching, hmm?" Riddle whispered towards Trey.

"Yes. And I want to leave."

"These six princesses possess the most accomplished voices in all the land!" Queen Icabeth added, "Tonight, one of you will go home with the crown! May the best woman win!"

One Princess stood tall with a humongous grin as she started to sing.

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Listen to me

Don't I sound rich?

Loud, am I not?

Plus, I've got perfect pitch

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl

The girl who has everything?

💞

"That's not her voice," Trey interrupted, "I'll know it the moment I hear it,"

Trey didn't even finish his sentence. The 2nd and 3rd princesses quickly waltz forward and begin to sing.

💞

Listen to this

Clear as can be!

You'll know I'm it

When I hit my high C! Ah!

Wouldn't you think I'm the girl

The girl who has everything?

Everything! Everything…

💞

Even when Trey tried to protest, no one listened to him. The last three girls immediately swarmed around him, trying to sing his ears off. It wasn't the same soothing tone as he remembered.

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I'm a world-famous coloratura!

My vibrato is second to none!

I'm a walking display of bravura!

It's so clear…

Can't you hear?

I'm the one!

I'm the one!

I'm the one!

I'm the one!

I'm the one!

💞

"Can this end please?" Trey groaned, getting up, "I don't want to want this extra amount of stress, especially when you have me planning this entire ball."

Trey turns to walk away.

"Trey, you can't possibly believe that that…man is the one all this time? He does not speak, unlike his brother." Icabeth scoffed.

"Say what you want, I do not care." Trey walked away. "I just want to this to end. So, please let me be."

Trey walked past the trio who watched in awe.

"So, Sea Turtle can be mean," Floyd pointed out, "what a weird thing to witness."

"I can't believe this," Azul gasped, "He is so enamored by Jade that he rejected people who can actually sing and speak. I guess we don't need to plan that ahead, do we?"

"Maybe not," Floyd grinned, "Sea Turtle is already so honest, getting a kiss from him is easy as swimming away from sharks! Jade, you have to take that and go after him!"

Jade almost silently protested until Floyd pushed him forward, giving him no choice in the matter.

As he walked through the gardens, he could feel his heart pounding. The beautiful roses surround him, and his mind has become shambled. Watching Trey be that confident about him, to reject every woman available that could be better for him, it made him feel, well, a lot of feelings.

'How could I even compete with many others.' He thought. 'Human people…and then there's…a merman he doesn't know existed.'

He looked down at a nearby fountain and looked into his human reflection.

Why did he do this? He often pondered. But every time he tried to remember beyond his scale taken disappeared, and it caused a massive headache afterwards. His only answer was for Floyd, his heartbroken brother who finally got to be with the human he loved, but now he was at a standstill, wondering why they hadn't returned to the sea and knowing that his parents were incredibly worried about him and Floyd. He can accept he did things for selfish reasons but was it selfish to go back now rather than stay and watch the person he loved pick someone else, someone who is human, and someone who can talk to him, and actually contribute to his conversations?

"Jade?"

Jade turned to see Trey, who was on the other side of the fountain. Somehow, Jade didn't see him.

"What's the matter?" He asked, walking towards Jade.

Jade flinched a little as Trey wiped away some tears from his cheeks. He lifted his hand to feel the wetness of his cheek, clearly surprised.

"Are you sad about the ball tonight?" Trey pondered. "I guess so, considering how my family is when it comes to it. With the ball, comes a tie that'll tie me down to the kingdom. Morbid thought, but it's all I can think of. It's ridiculous."

Jade sat Trey down by the fountain, his hand now carefully guiding the small fish within it.

Trey watched with bated breath, as he felt his heart beat just by watching him. So much so he had forgotten his words.

"You are very easy to talk to," Trey spoke but paused, now realizing his mistake,"…not because you can't talk!"

Jade silently laughs at Trey's flustered face.

"I mean," Trey gulped, trying to look at Jade, "you seem to listen and it makes me feel very better about myself. Like how you enjoyed my cooking this morning. That gleam in your eyes was so adorable. Like you were smiling with your eyes, as they say."

Jade looks at Trey and holds his hand.

"For a long time, I wasn't happy being around people, only my family, and ever since I met you, it's like you brought light into my world for the first time," Trey says with a small smile," and I'm so blessed that you came into my life, Jade."

Jade managed a smile and brought Trey into a small hug. It told Trey that he felt the same about him as well, blessed to meet him as well.

"You know," Trey cleared his throat, "I do have a gift for you, and I hope you'll like it."

Trey pulled away from the hug and reached into his pocket, confusing Jade.

Trey smiled and pulled out a sculpture of a mermaid, made of out beautiful jade. Jade knew it was custom-made, considering how Trey had been secretive about it since they left the village. Was he supposed to present it to him at the boat ride?

Jade took it, with much care, not wanting to drop or break it. It was a beautifully made gift, and he didn't want to tarnish it.

He looked up at Trey and had a bright grin. He mouthed thank you and carefully set it on his lap.

"I have another gift for you," Trey whispered, "but I want you to close your eyes."

Jade hesitated before closing his eyes.

With his eyes closed, Trey puts a necklace around his neck, and he feels it.

"Open," Trey instructed.

Jade did and looked at the water's reflection. He saw a beautiful seashell necklace, with his name engraved with it, all golden. Floyd was right, anything shiny meant beautiful.

"You like it?" Trey asked.

Jade frantically nodded, holding Trey's hands. He had a big smile on his face, which was rare to see for Trey, as Jade would always close smiles, but seeing him like that made Trey happy.

"How about we dance you together?" Trey spoke, getting and lifting Jade.

Jade gulped and looked down at his feet, unsure how to answer.

"No?"

Jade shakes his head, looking at Trey.

Trey smiles and takes Jade's hand holding him close, starting to sway from side to side, making it easy for Jade to follow him, looking down at his feet repeatedly, nervous about stepping on Trey's feet.

"For someone who has seemingly never danced before, you already seem like a natural." Trey complimented, "You're dancing is so much better than mine. I can barely keep a rhythm, while with you it seems natural."

To emphasize his point, Trey twirls Jade, with it perfectly, even Jade is shocked, but he can keep his footing. He managed to gulp but they continued.

What was helping Jade was him imagining swimming in the ocean again, with freer and no restrictions such as two long legs that could get tangled together. It made Jade feel more at home, even for a small while. It was to the point where he forgot that he was with Trey, who was watching with admiration.

It made Trey fall more in love with him, much more than he did when he was saved. Everything from his eyes to his touch was everything that Trey imagined, but it was much more.

"Well, we should save the rest of the dancing for later," Trey concluded, pulling away and bowing to Jade. "I do look forward to dancing with you at the ball. Perhaps, maybe for the entire night."

Jade felt his face become warm and he bows back to Trey.

"Then it settled," Trey smiles and walks back inside.

Jade sat down at the fountain and looked down at himself again, and for the first time, seeing his human reflection made him smile.

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Trey watches as the people are approaching, with a sour feeling in his gut, one that he couldn't describe. Every carriage came with a new potential choice, but none that Trey would choose, they weren't the ones who saved him.

He was so deep in thought, that he did not notice Riddle entering the room.

"Nervous?" asked Riddle, walking by, making Trey jolt in shock.

"Was it too obvious?" Trey asked with a soft chuckle.

"Yes, you look like you're about to barf everything out at once, and you are slowly becoming pale." Riddle described, giving Trey his glasses.

"Yep… it's definitely nervous." Trey sighs, "I even forgot my glasses. Riddle, look at the suitors below us, all for me to choose under one singular night."

"Royal sutures aren't that good." Riddle rolls his eyes. "They're just obnoxious and their egos are massive. No need to fear them."

"It's not that I'm scared about."

"Hmm?"

"It's just…I have already chosen someone. And the reactions of Mother and Father…could destroy me." Trey explained. "And I know I'm ready for any consequences that came with my choice but…is it that bad if it's my choice?"

"Of course not. Mother has not let up on Floyd at all since I proposed. So, I think she'll react the same…but I'm happy with my choices and you should as well. And she won't get in the way of our happiness…Father will make sure of that."

Trey chuckled at Riddle's slide remark.

"That's true."

Both have a small laugh.

"I'll take my leave. But remember what I said." Riddle said, walking away.

Trey nodded and looked over at the carriages again. He hates the feeling of nervousness, but he supposes it's a normal feeling when surrounded by massive groups of people.

He saw faces from familiar to unrecognizable, but his eyes caught two very unfamiliar people. It was a man and someone he could assume to be his mother. A chill went down his back when he saw them like a curse was spread across his body, like a curse was planted onto him, and that every moment will and can go wrong.

Without a second thought, he walked away to the hallway making his way to the ballroom. With one last sigh, Trey fixed his glasses and followed Riddle out to the throne room, hoping that his luck wouldn't ruin a beautiful night.

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Jade watched as the stars appeared in the night sky, and people entering the castle, still incredibly nervous. He wasn't even dressed up yet, just looking down at the balcony. Did he want to get ready? Even after it all, he was not moving his feet.

He already felt like an outlier, even with Floyd next to him. Speaking of Floyd, he was brushing Jade's hair with a dinglehopper.

"You know," he teased, "if I didn't know any better, I would think Sea Turtle is falling for you."

Jade scoffed and looked away.

"What?" Floyd laughs, "You are so in love with Sea Turtle, and it's so like me and Goldfishie. A human and a merman, both falling in love with each other." Floyd takes Jade's new necklace and puts it on him, looking at each other in the mirror.

"You are doing so much for me," Floyd's laugh soothed down, "…I mean it. You have been with me, even to the surface world, something you would vow you'd never do."

That was true. One of Jade's first words when discovering Floyd's item collecting hobby, he made Floyd vow that he wouldn't force Jade onto the humans. But he, of course, ignored his vow and went along with Floyd several times, and extension, the day on the ship was a broken vow for him.

Jade wouldn't say he didn't hate the surface, he was just homesick.

"Can I admit something?" Floyd whispered.

Jade looked over at Floyd and nodded.

"I get homesick too," Floyd admitted, "I miss Mama and Dad so much. I know I should be angry at Dad, but.."

Floyd stopped for a moment and gives out a massive smile. "Time to get you ready for the ball now! Sea Turtle will flip when he sees you!"

Floyd helped Jade up and got him into heels, that matched Floyd's and with Jade being mute, he couldn't object in anger, so he suffered in silence.

Everything was chosen by Floyd, with some silent objections from Jade from time to time. Especially when it came to his dress, which Jade had major opinions on. Jade wanted to look nice, but not flashy, or clashing.

Like a soft ocean blue off-shoulder, long dress, as though a poof was needed for some volume, but it was a soft poof, which contrasted with Floyd's, a soft lilac, off-shoulder and a bigger poof, which would make twirling much more fun for Floyd, Jade figured.

Jade's hair was also perfectly brushed to a nice curl, with a mer-made seashell clip, a gift from Azul.

Seeing Jade and Floyd side to side made Jade smile again, matching his brothers.

"We should be going!" Floyd cheered, "Azul is waiting for us! With Goldfishie and Sea Turtle will absolutely see you. You are going to be the starfish at the ball!"

Jade just gulped and let Floyd drag him out.

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Azul walked back to the library, seeing Idia, not thrilled about the new ball. This time he was accompanied by a younger boy who was helping Idia with his suit.

"Oh, you look dashing this evening," Azul walked in, teasing.

Idia's pale face was now pink, now flustered. "…what are you doing here?" He managed to ask.

"Well, you did say you were going to the ball, and I am surprised that you are attending."

"More like it's because of me," the young boy grinned. "I'm Ortho Shroud, Idia's younger brother. And I have the utmost pleasure to drag my older brother to a great occasion," he then glares at Idia, "instead of being at home all alone, right, big brother?"

"Uh…right," Idia whispered.

"Well, I do think a little social interaction does not hurt anyone and for someone with a..beautifully pale perflection should go out often." Azul mused.

"See, that's what I thought as well," Ortho agreed, "and this is the perfect night. And it's at night so you don't have to worry about the sunlight as well."

Azul looks and smiles at the duo.

"Now we shouldn't be late," Azul spoke up and turned to leave, "I hope to see you two there. Especially you, Idia."

"Y-yeah," Idia gulped.

Azul walked out.

"…wait!? Beautiful?!" Idia gasped, now blushing, his entire face was entirely red. "So that wasn't my imagination.."

💞

"Are you sure that tonight is the night?" Azul asked, "Look at Trey, he looks absolutely sea sick. Green, just like his hair."

"He just confirmed it with me," Riddle spoke up, "We just have to wait for Jade and Floyd, and you're right. Tonight is perfect, but I understand your concern."

"Why is Trey so nervous? This is normal for princes, right? To have fun when a good occasion arises?" Azul asked.

Riddle took a deep breath. "Trey has never been to a star of a ball before. And this is the first one he is attending, and he's getting all the attention, so it's making him on edge. I mean, even his birthday was a day where the attention was not on him."

Azul took a moment to think.

"I don't want to be very negative about this. But I have a feeling my aunt and cousin are going to do something to sabotage everything. I've been very much on my toes this past week. We have less than 3 days left. And Jade barely remember his own deal, all for a reason I cannot fathom."

"Really?"

"Yeah. My aunt can do this for fun, and that's all I know of her," Azul admitted, "I never knew her, but I need to heed her. Protect those who needs me."

"You've already done so much," Riddle comforted, "Floyd and Jade trust you to be with them, and I can see that myself."

Azul's lips weaved into a small smile, now hoping the night would go extremely well.

"We're here!" Cheered Floyd, rushing down the stairs, hands still entwined with Jade's. "Did we miss anything?"

"Must you be so loud?" Azul scowled, "Don't you know that my aunt could be anywhere in this room with us?"

"Sorry, but look at Jade," Floyd grinned, "He looks very eye-catching. Sea Turtle will gaze for hours now."

"That should be good," Riddle mumbled.

"Right, do we need to exactly worry?" Floyd grinned.

"Yes. After some thought, I know that the boat incident was not an accident. As Trey mentioned, the boat was flipped over, meaning that Winifred has either, turned it herself or the most likely option, send her stupid little squid to do her dirty work for her. And I am not taking any chances tonight."

It made Jade nauseous, but he kept it in and looked around.

"I was lucky with Goldfishie but now Jade isn't lucky. What if Sea Turtle…" Floyd mumbled, echoing Jade's silent thoughts.

"Floyd, weren't you the one who said not to doubt Trey?" Azul questioned. "With you hyping everyone up?"

"Please don't doubt Trey, Floyd. Trust me, I will make sure he'll ask." Riddle added.

"Alright…" Floyd sighs. "But hey! Let's enjoy the party!" He cheered, walking around. Jade followed suit, making sure Floyd didn't cause a mess.

"Nothing could stop him from yelling?" Riddle sighs.

"Don't worry, he'll tire himself out as soon as the party ends." Azul chuckles.

The party guests were walking in, with Julius and Icabeth greeting them as they entered.

"Hello, Hello," Icabeth greeted, "Thank you for coming to this special occasion, as we find a perfect spouse for my lovely son, Trey, so my sweet ladies, please enjoy yourselves," A cough from Julius made her continue, with a mixture of an eye roll," And we celebrate the engagement of my son, Prince Riddle and his fiancé, Floyd Leech."

"I'm surprised she even remembered my name," Floyd muttered to Jade.

Jade covered his mouth to hide a sneaky smirk, trying to keep composure.

"Hey~, don't laugh," Floyd pouted, "I should be happy celeberating.."

Jade's eyes widened as his mouth was still covered, but it was obvious that Jade was trying not to laugh, which annoyed Floyd more.

Meanwhile, Trey was being bombarded with Princesses, Ladies, and even some Maidens, and even when he tried to walk away, he didn't even get the time to. In a short amount of time, Trey got that cursed feeling as he saw the woman he saw earlier; he could sense one was staring. He looked over and saw Jade, listening to Floyd's babbling, and found an escape plan from the gaze.

He immediately and carefully went over, beeling and took Jade's hand.

"You wouldn't mind if I borrowed your brother for a few minutes?" Trey asked, keeping Jade close by holding his hip. "I heard the music playing."

Jade's face was a bright red as he felt Trey's hand. He didn't know what was happening, but Floyd's sneaky little smile made it clear that he knew but wouldn't tell.

"Of course, Sea Turtle." Floyd chuckles.

Trey smiles and leads Jade to the dance floor. He bowed and offered his hand, with Jade taking his hand. They began dancing, though trying to be quick, especially from Jade. Even after that short dance, Jade quickly walked away to a nearby window, nervous.

Azul was annoyed so he that he thought of a plan.

"You two," Azul spoke, taking Riddle and Floyd to the corner where the musicians were.

"We need to set up the mood," Azul whispered, "They won't kiss, especially with Jade not taking initiative. So we need to convince Trey."

"How, exactly?" Riddle questioned.

"Song?"

Azul's eyes light up at the mentioned idea and he carefully looked back at the musicians.

"Good idea, Floyd," Azul grins and uses his hand as a conductor, using his magic to control the music, "After all,we need…Percussion."

"Strings."

"Winds..?"

"And Words.."

Azul looked back and started to sing.

💞

There you see him

Sitting there across the way

He don't got a lot to say

But there's somet'ing about him

💞

Trey looks and stares at Jade, even when many try to get him to dance, he just can't stop staring. Especially with a night sky in the background of a fictional portrait he had in his head.

💞

And you don't know why

But you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the boy

💞

Trey, entranced, walked closer to Jade, ignoring everyone in the room. He sighs and takes Jade's hand again, more gently.

💞

Yes, you want him

Look at him, you know you do

Possible he want you too

Use your words, boy, and ask him

If the time is right and the time is tonight

Go on and kiss the boy

💞

"May I have this dance?" Trey asked, "I promise to be much more patient and slower this time."

Jade looked down at their hands held together and nodded. Trey grins and leads them to the floor once again, and carefully pulls Jade close.

"Are you ready?" Trey whispered.

Jade mouthed a yes and took a breath.

💞

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my, oh, my

Look like the boy too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad?

Ain't it a shame? Too bad

He gonna (miss the boy!)

💞

"Hey, pull it back, Floyd, pull it back!" Azul lectured.

Riddle was confused about how Azul even got him to sing so confidently, though he didn't want to question a sea witch. He just wanted to see Trey and Jade dance together made everything worth it.

"Wow," Trey gasped, "I know I mentioned this, but you look absolutely beautiful. Especially under this lighting, and maybe underneath a moonlight. I know I seemed forward with everything but I never felt this way so…like this before. You saved me, now I'm here and I have you to thank, Jade."

Jade smiles and goes closer to Trey, now happier.

💞

Now's your moment (Ooh)

Dancin' 'round the ballroom floor (Ooh)

Boy, you better do it soon

No time will be better

He don't say a word

And he won't say a word until ya

Kiss the boy (Kiss the boy, kiss the boy)

💞

Jade gulped, feeling Trey bringing him closer. He wanted to kiss him, but something was holding him back, it felt like grabbing him.

"What is it?" Trey whispered, "Are you nervous again? Don't worry, I'll be here for you cause, I'm nervous too."

💞

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't be scared (Sha-la-la-la-la-la)

You got the mood prepared (Sha-la-la-la-la-la)

Go on and kiss the boy (Woah, woah)

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, don't stop now (Sha-la-la-la-la-la)

Don't try to hide it (Sha-la)

How you wanna kiss the boy

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, float along (Sha-la-la-la-la-la)

And listen to the song (Sha-la)

The song say, "Kiss the Boy"

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, the music play (Sha-la)

Do what the music say

You got to kiss the boy

💞

As they danced, Trey felt Jade grip him.

He felt Trey getting close, his lips were close to kissing but a ghost of the kiss was there.

"I love you," Trey whispered, "You are incredible. After I met you and got to see you throughout these days, I finally saw you tonight and my love is here, and it will never go away. No will take that away from you."

Jade's hands loosened and he took a steady breath.

'I love you too, Jade mouthed back, 'I understand but…I'm scared.'

"I know, but I'm scared too. I never expected this but I'm so happy that I do." He looked at Jade again, "I do not want you to be forced into marriage, unlike what people want."

Jade managed a smile.

Trey began to lean closer.

💞

You've gotta kiss the boy

Why don't you kiss the boy

C'mon and kiss the boy

Go on and kiss the boy

💞

Jade looked around and saw green eyes staring at him and he began to shake again. A massive headache filled his brain as he continued to dance with Trey.

He pulled away and kissed his cheek, before walking away and leaving the ballroom.

He couldn't stop shaking, his body was shaking so badly that he had to sit down. He looked around where he was and he was by the beach where they first met, him and Trey. He looked over to the sea and watched it move towards him.

Jade tries to breathe, ignoring the many thoughts that clouded his head. His head pounded as he tried to calm down. He felt the water on his toes, as it tried to pull him away and back into the ocean.

Where he belongs.

After a while, he heard screams behind him. It was Floyd and Azul running towards him.

"Jade!" Called out Floyd.

"Are you ok!? Please tell me if you're ok!" Azul asked, checking Jade.

Jade nodded and rested against Azul, yawning.

"What happened?" Azul asked, letting Jade rest. "You look so sick right now."

Jade took a small breath and looked up at Azul and Floyd, and he felt his tears. He didn't want to cry, but he couldn't help it, the pain in his head was so intense.

"What's wrong?" Floyd asked.

"It's the spell," Azul confirmed. "He's fighting his memories and his forgetfulness is causing severe pain."

"Oh, I thought you got nervous because you got stared at by those humans," Floyd whispered, and a soft laugh flew slowly.

Jade nervously smiles and looks down.

'Maybe,' he mouthed with a silent laugh that ended with a wince.

"I mean, you danced amazingly out there," Floyd complimented, "like guiding throughout the sea."

"Floyd, Jade, now is not the time." Azul lectured.

Jade looks back at the ocean and walks toward it, letting the waves hit his feet. Floyd and Azul followed.

"Do you miss it?" Floyd asked, "Swimming with me in a massive shipwreck, collecting every single human stuff we could find, setting up the grotto."

Jade nodded, taking Floyd's hand.

"I'm sorry," Floyd whispered, "I did this to you," he looked back at Jade, "I dragged you into this..and now you'll be stuck with that sea witch if you don't fall for Sea Turtle. I wish I didn't drag you down with me, to bring you here with me. You don't deserve to be turned to sea foam because of my decision and my stubbornness. I don't want to lose you, Jade…" Tears were on his cheeks now. "You are my brother…I can't lose you now."

Jade wiped Floyd's tears and brought him into a tight hug.

Even without a voice, Floyd can hear Jade's words.

'I forgive you.'

'I would still go regardless.'

'You are my brother, of course I will go with you.'

"You're the best," Floyd sobs, "I'm so lucky to have a brother like you in my life, and now I can't stop thinking about losing you, and… and…"

Jade held him close, caressing his hair. He looks down and mouths, 'I forgive you, Floyd. You are my brother, and I'll always be by your side. Now and Always.'

Azul grins and takes the twins back to the shore.

"You know, Floyd," Azul spoke, "I'm glad you are stubborn. I mean, being up here is an experience I could never forget. Even I liked it here. It's all thanks to you two," Azul brings the two into a hug, "now that means I am going to help you more and we will get you two together."

Azul felt Jade breathe slowly, and he saw that Jade had fallen asleep.

"Let's rest here for now," Floyd yawned, "I mean, just for a while. Being by the sea,"

Azul sighs, "Fine. I don't see why that would be a problem."

Jade, Floyd, and Azul rested and fell asleep on the beach, with the ocean by their feet.

💞

By the rocky shore, not so far from the trio, was Trey calling out to Jade, through the upcoming fog was making it difficult to see any form of human beings amid the fog.

Soon, a melody filled the air, though faded because of the distance. He walked towards it, as instinctual. The song became powerful as he went close and a yellow glow made him see a figure. A man, his feet playing with the ocean.

"Hello?" He managed to say.

This startled the boy and he looked back.

"Yes, your highness?" he spoke back.

"What are you doing here? And your voice..uh,"

"Well, I hoped you would find me, but I didn't have time to approuch."

"That was you?"

"Yes, it was the right thing to do after all," the man answered and he walked towards Trey, "people talked about the person who saved you and well, I didn't think you remembered me."

"Uh, well, I'm glad I saw you but I'm looking for someone else. But you can accomany me, so I don't want you to get lost in the fog."

Trey began to walk but the singing started again, and this time it had an effect on him. He slowly turned back and walked towards the man.

"Can I lead you back to the palace?"

"Why thank you," The man giggles, "My name is Adam."

[imhenritz]

Wooing her

Prompt: Younger Sanji winning Mc over when she recently joined Baratie

Reader’s Name: Mc (Stands for Main Character but made it look like a name)

Note: This moment takes place years BEFORE my “Giving Him the Love He Deserves” series. It can be a standalone, but it ties in with the story I’ve written before.

The Baratie, a renowned floating restaurant, bustled with activity as patrons enjoyed delicious meals and lively conversations. Among the chefs, the charismatic Sanji found himself captivated by Mc, the young woman who had recently joined their staff as a waitress. He couldn't help but be smitten by her kindness and grace, but in his youthful naivety, he believed she only saw him as a friend.

One evening, as the sun dipped below the horizon and the restaurant was bathed in the soft glow of lantern light, Sanji mustered the courage to approach Mc. With a red rose in hand and his signature charm, he attempted to woo her.

"Mc," Sanji began, his voice smooth as silk, "this rose, much like my heart, belongs to you. Its beauty pales in comparison to yours, but I thought you might like it."

Mc, her eyes twinkling with amusement, accepted the rose with a gracious smile. "Thank you, Sanji. That's very sweet of you," she replied, leaning forward to kiss his cheek and winking at him before walking away.

Unbeknownst to Sanji, the other chefs, Zeff, Patty, and Carne, had been observing his attempts to win Mc's affection. They exchanged knowing glances and sly grins, enjoying the sight of their young colleague in the throes of young love.

Carne, leaning against the counter, his eyes twinkling with mischief, remarked, "Ah, young love. It's a beautiful thing, isn't it, Patty, Zeff?”

Patty, the large and jovial chef, chuckled heartily. “He's got quite the crush on our new waitress."

Carne, the older and more experienced chef, nodded in agreement. "He's smitten, that's for sure. But he's got the heart of a lion, that one. He won't give up easily."

Meanwhile, Sanji continued his attempts to impress Mc, showering her with compliments and culinary delights. He prepared exquisite dishes, hoping to win her heart through his passion for cooking. As he presented a beautifully crafted dessert to Mc, his eyes sparkled with determination.

"Mc, please accept this dessert as a token of my feelings for you. I poured my heart into making it," Sanji declared, his voice filled with sincerity.

Mc, genuinely touched by his gesture, smiled warmly. "Sanji, this looks amazing. Thank you for being so thoughtful," she said, taking the fork and feeding him a piece. "Why don't we eat it together?"

Little did Sanji know that Mc appreciated his efforts far more than he realized. She admired his dedication and passion, and although she knew the events that would unfold in the future, she cherished these moments of innocence and youthful infatuation.

The chefs of Baratie continued to watch Sanji's endeavors with amusement, their teasing and playful jabs fueling his determination to win Mc's heart. And as the days passed, Sanji's feelings for Mc only grew stronger, setting the foundation for a love that would endure the test of time and adventures yet to come. ══════════════════

Thank you for reading! I thought about Mc and Sanji's dynamic just as she arrives when he is still anxious and unsure of himself and Mc's affection for him

Check out the Masterlist too!

Stay tuned for more Future Fluffs aboard the Thousand Sunny, starring Mc and Sanji’s adorable married life, and the Straw Hats joining in on the fun!

Don’t miss out on the fluffs:

Breakfast in Sunny

Caught in Act

Lover

[writerofweird]

This piece of writing includes violence and implied enbyphobia.

They walked into Abigail's office for what they hoped would be the last time.

Abigail. She frequently said 'Ms. Adams was my mother, call me Abby!' as she attempted to sound like a big sister-type cartoon character, so they thought they would just call her Abigail. They certainly didn't want to think about Abigail's mother, considering she and Abigail's father were responsible for a lot of the ideas the company used. She wouldn't address them by their preferred name, so why would they do the same for her?

Despite the fact they were in the office regarding their resignation letter, having received a job offer from a rival company, Abigail still had that ridiculous smile. With that smile and hairdo, she looked like she escaped from a romcom poster, made all the more noticeable by the standee in front of her desk. The company's mascot, who appeared at the beginning of every one of their games, fixing the logo onto the screen and blowing it a chef's kiss. The mascot was created by Abigail's parents, so she often called him her brother.

They smirked as they entertained the idea of being rid of that pandering.

'I'm very sorry you're leaving us,' said Abigail, her smile shrinking.

'Don't give me that. That act might work with your adoring public, but you never respected me or who I was.'

'I understand,' replied Abigail, every syllable of her Mrs. Claus voice feeling like teeth digging into their brain, 'I may be a bit old-fashioned, silly me, but I want all my employees to feel comfortable with who they are. In fact, you and your letter inspired me.'

She then talked about the company's magnum opus, the game her parents had been working on before she took over and made sure to keep developing.

'I've added new options for character creation,' she continued, gesturing to the helmet next to her, 'and I would like you to be the first to try it!'

'Pull the other one,' they snapped, intentionally knocking the standee over. 'If I never see you or that freak again,' they added, nodding at the standee, 'it'll be too soon. Goodbye.'

A man stood in front of them. A fellow employee, though one they didn't know the name of.

'Out of my...'

He grabbed them by the wrist, digging his fingernails into their skin.

'What...'

Their left wrist was released, but only so the fellow employee could place his hand over their mouth.

Abigail placed the helmet on their head.

-

'Ah, a new friend! Always need some of those! Now, what's your name? Wait, don't tell me! You look like a Z...'

-

'Well done,' said Abigail to her employee as the two of them hoisted the inanimate body onto a chair. With a nod, the employee left.

Abigail took another look at the defiant employee, thinking of how much more useful they would be after the new personality was downloaded into their brain.

She had to keep them alive, as it were. The new personality was going to be more obedient and hard-working, but it couldn't be too different lest people get suspicious. So into the circus they went for the purposes of studying.

After looking over the resignation letter again, Abigail turned to the screen to see her brother and his newest playmate. She laughed to herself as she thought again of her parents and how they didn't know what they had with their project.

Well, she thought as she turned her attention towards the shivering chess piece, you're getting a good look at it now, aren't you, Dad? Shame about Mum...

[mllebabushkat]

☀️ Warrior Nun S2E2 🌙

btw trending NO. 1?? uhhhhhh yes please-

"you're jealous" ava spitting facts (listen she's just subconsciously talking abt herself but we been knew)

"easy on the eyes" HAHAHHAHA ngl a tad ooc for bea but she's just a lil jelly babyyy

jealous bea counter: 2

"i'm your best friend" sure jan bea yes true AND???? WHAT ELSE-

so then That lady at the bar

laying it on tHICk

JEALOUS AVA COUNTER: +1 EYYY

they're such useless gays iltsm

on today's episode of The Adventures of Camilla & Mother Superion uhhh

team super cam !!

camilla with the scissors and the tranq dart and the "oh you were thinking blindfold?" SHEESH yes girlieeeeee y'all don't understand i love her so much

tiny package of badass <3

yasmine!! she's growing on me !!1 small eyeroll at yet another secret world protecting society tho lol

OOOOO avatrice warehouse scene my belovedddd

this made me so gleeful

"that guy he has a..,,thing/,. in his soul" "what do you want me to do" "i haven't thought that far ahead" <- adorable

protective!bea punching him in the throat

protective!ava absolutely going to TOWN on his face after he knocked bea down GET HIS ASS QUEEN

the pure TERROR when she saw that demon heading towards bea's recovering form, and the subsequent halo blast

very crimson-aiming-shotgun-at-bea-esque ***chef's kiss***

she really went AIN'T NOBODY HURTING THE LOML ON MY WATCH <333

personally loved bea's little "come on not again" look of exasperation post-fight hehe

moving on, obligatory fuck off adriel

francesco is fighting a losing battle i do not envy his position

lilith backstory?????? ah top contender for shitty mother of the year yeP checks out

girl what voices are you talking to uh "/we/ need help"(??) weird scene ngl

she's getting bolder tho hmMM

ok so overall nice conflict weaving between avatrice

but more importantly

DOMESTIC AVATRICE MY BELOVED

going wild at all the domestic familiarity they must've built up in that tiny apartment over the past two months, having to pack all that up yet again

anyway the way they fight (valid points from both ends) and move away only to come back together

always gravitating, always comforting (the hands the hands😍)

"just your job?" "well, and my pleasure" 🥹🥹🥹

and then

"we've lost mary" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

N O

no they did her so dirty what the fuck no

fuck i miss her so much

god the way everyone collapsed sobbing TAT

oh team super cam they must be hurting so much, nobody but those two know right now that the entire ocs has been massacred, i barely knew them but that grief was Palpable :((

mother superion's rare moment of weakness :((((((((

at least they have each other :((

also i just

really really love kty's acting

ugh

HER EYES!!!!! and hands!!!! and all the little movements are SO EXPRESSIVE

that avatrice hug oUGH MY HEART

the way ava instantly goes to hold her after that devastating news

the way she buries her head into the crook of her neck, and bea returns it fully

throwback to when ava first hugged her and she didn't even know where to put her hands the PARALLELS the GROWTH !!!!!!

i cannot

ANYWAY

thINGS are happening can't wait!!!!!

[bubblegum-blackwood]

Since I keep seeing stuff about the new adaptation of TVC, I decided to re-watch the old one, so here's my thoughts on Interview with the Vampire (1994) the second time around:

I find it hilarious how book!Daniel was terrified out of his mind the whole time while movie!Daniel has such swagger

Jeez you can tell from the get-go that Brad Pitt hated acting in this. (Meanwhile it's so obvious that Tom Cruise had so much freaking fun. So much.)

I will never forgive the movie for getting rid of Paul de Pointe du Lac in favour of "wah my wife died in childbirth" like I get that that's shorthand for "cis white boy sad" and they only had two hours but STILL

I'll never understand the choice to have the statue’s eyes open. It's just weird lol

i'M QuiTe FoND oF LooKiNG aT CRuXiFiXeS

Why is there more than one coffin, Lestat? WHY IS THERE MORE THAN ONE COFFIN LESTAT -

"Read her thoughts." "I can't." "Eh." That little shruggy hand gesture is everything to me.

(this isn't the one I was talking about, although this is just as good - I can't find a GIF for the quote I chose lol)

Wow. Okay. Forgot about the little "voodoo" ritual Louis's slaves have there. Could have gone without that.

Love the way Louis wields that flaming torch like a rapier. Very elegant, very hot (pun intended).

"We're in a nice, filthy cemetery. Does this make you happy?" fhesiofwne the sass - (btw the above GIF is of this scene)

The smug look Lestat gives when he knows the baby-trapping has worked gosh how does anyone hate on Tom Cruise’s acting he got it DOWN like -

"I prefer Creoles to Yankees, their democratic flavour doesn't suit my palate" why does Lestat have to commit to the French nobleman act this hard? (I know it's not just an act but really he does fill the role perfectly)

THE RUFFLY PURPLE COAT GDOSX

I forgot about Claudia sitting in her bed surrounded by her dolls and casually drawing a naked woman -

GO OFF GIRL! GET IT CLAUDIA! I will never not be impressed with Kirsten Dunst's performance in this. She stole the show. The rage, the coldness, the sophistication, the gleeful cruelty - she nailed it.

The hurt, the betrayal, the slight fear in Lestat's eyes here . . . I will never be over Tom Cruise's acting in this scene.

"He will never let us go." "Oh. Really?" *smirk* Like I said, Kirsten Dunst was amazing in this.

"A beautiful woman with endowments you'll never possess" I literally said "wow" out loud. Holy fuck Lestat that was a low blow.

Hmm floating up against the ceiling while on fire, now where have I seen that before?

As much as I resent the movie depriving us of Louis and Claudia's vampire hunter days, I have to admit that the montage of all of Claudia's sketches was actually a really clever transition.

I saw something once about how clothing tells its own story in IWTV because even though Claudia stays the same she slowly starts dressing more and more like an adult of whatever time period they're currently in and I really do appreciate that detail.

Anne Rice really deprived us of some sexy Spanish lover vampires and it shows with how tantalizing the little glimpse we get of Banderas!Armand is

Ah, the Theatre des Vampires scene. They really nailed the dumb goth drama and I gotta respect this movie for that.

Random woman in the audience being like MONSIEUR VAMPIRE TAKE ME I ADORE YOU if that ain't all of us -

Who else wants to Armand to hug them like this?

"So you have answers?" "So you have questions?" *he responds before Louis is even done talking, maybe a bit too much eagerness in his voice* If Antonio Banderas nailed anything about Armand, it's the thirst.

Damn the way Banderas's wig moves it's so thick and silky and long and *chef's kiss*

I wanna know how historically accurate these costumes are lol

Imagine being Brad Pitt and having to sit in a coffin and scream at a camera that's inches from your face lol

Okay but I love how Louis tips the candles backward into the coffins without even a backward glance

This is not in the movie but I just remembered that canonically the plot of land that the Theatre was on is still under Lestat's name to this day and I love that.

"What if all I have is my suffering? My regret?" *implying that he doesn’t want to move on from it* Damn Louis needs therapy and Armand is not that (because he needs it too lol)

Louis going to the theatre and watching Nosferatu is something I will never be over

Rule number one of being a vampire: always dress well

Louis disturbed a bat and the subtitles said [SCREE SCREE]

Say what you will about how they changed the ending of the movie from the book but Lestat jumping into Daniel's car and just saying "I assume I need no introduction" is iconic okay

[negrowhat]

Hi!!! Random question, what are like your favorite scenes that you like to go back and watch?

Hello anon! GREAT QUESTION! I'm assuming you mean BLs since that is 75% of my content lol. Let's talk about it!

Most recently, the can tab scene from the last ep of Ghost Host Ghost House. IDK I just love it a lot. It really solidified Pluem's importance to Kevin. Pluem was so shook to see it and him saying, "So you missed me as much as I missed you?" GAWD THAT REALLY MESSED ME UP IN THE BEST WAY!

The beloved "Ah Xu" "Lao Wen" scene from ep 12 (?) of Word of Honor. It was just ridiculously romantic. It sparked some of the best gifsets on this site too. It's such a simple scene but given the context and undertones it holds so much weight for WenZhou and us.

Justin confronting Ethan for cheating on him in Queer as Folk. I couldn't stand Ethan's ass to begin with so for many reasons I really enjoyed their breakup scene. But Randy's acting in that scene was so great, between him shredding his hands on the roses and the way his voice kept cracking. *chef's kiss*

The big Golden Core reveal in The Untamed. Honestly one of the best scenes in the entire series. I had to applaud Wen Ning for setting Jiang Cheng straight. Also the absolute heartbreak in Lan Wangji's eyes as he cried over Wuxian's exhausted passed out body. The way Jiang Cheng's world came crashing down. It was perfection.

In Why R U, Fighter waking up in Tutor's arms and saying how nice it felt to be babied for once. Fighter is a really, really lonely boy and he felt very protected and loved in Tutor's embrace and I rewatched that scene a thousand times. It is so freaking sweet and soft.

Gav and Cai's first real kiss on Gameboys the Series. The way I cry every single time I watch that scene. It was a perfect scene especially with Ngayon playing as they beautifully cry their eyes out and kiss. UGH MY FUCKING HEART. CaiReel are so special to me in general.

Yoo Han revealing his face blindness to Yeon Woo in Color Rush. It's my absolute favorite scene in that series. It just put so many pieces together for the series. THEY WERE LITERALLY MADE FOR EACH OTHER! THEY COMPLETED EACH OTHER!

The 'Daddy' scene in Love in The Air....I don't think I need to explain why...

Win getting jealous of his bestie trying to get close to Tops at the Halloween party in Ingredients the Series. He was just so absolutely petty to his own friend. Tops wasn't even checking for ole boy. He was so into Win that he could barely focus on the conversation with Dome. Win rolling up the window in the man's face was just the best thing ever and his lil shy ass cheek peck! I WAS SCREAMING!

Lastly from Takumi-kun, Gii finding out about Takumi's tragic childhood. I don't want to trigger anyone so I won't say what it was but his parents are trash and his brother was disgusting and Takumi went through a lot that caused a phobia of human touch. Anyways, Gii was clearly affected by what he learned and all he could do was hug his boyfriend tightly and listen to him talk.

THIS WAS SO FUN ANON! I love getting asks like these!

[wench-and-jezebel]

Devour Reaction:

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

Bby Ackles  [bby Ackles :)]

[Realizing that the entire movie is contained in the startup and you just.  don't realize it yet.  but anyway]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

God his kids look just like him

Anne Kilton 👀🤣  [I KNOW! When I tell you this film has SPN vibes… Not a lie]

Dean!

Sir, that’s not- Leave.  Run!  Your white is showing

TF

THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH THE GUTS  [The fact that you haven't gone hunting before is showing]  ☠️☠️☠️ Blechhhh

Now a baby???  BUDDY GTFO.  FLEE

Mysterious cabin in the woods

Nekked crying person

SIR

[The end.  He ded. Sorry, did you think Jackles was in the whole thing?  Oh wait :)]

The voice

[Weirdo monologues are back: Max-coded]  Talking in circles

Oh nooo drugs  [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 1]

TF [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 2]

[His jacket tho... Dean-coded]  RIGHT?!  But also… Wtf?! The kid was just gonna shoot them?!

Oooo, bitch

Wot.  Is happening.  [She was getting the champagne and intentionally being provocative]  Oh shit

She favors Kirsten Dunst  [Yup, agree]

Yeet.  You just gave the lagoon monster a weapon

Ma’am  [You mean that’s not how computers work?]

You burn candles on your laptop?  Again... Ma’am

“YeH, I pushed a button.”  You idjit.

“Watch your fucking language”  ☠️☠️☠️  [I hate his boss btw]

Alan Ackles has arrived

Bruh his dad reminds me of your dad 👀☠️  [ASDFASDFADF YOU'RE NOT WRONG]  Lemme find out you’re related to the Ackles  [I would pass the frick away]  I would too! ☠️☠️☠️

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 3]

WOT

BRUH ITS WILD CHARLIE  [Dean-coded protective streak pt. 4]

[Buddy, I love you, but please ask why your friend is demanding your personal info and typing on a computer]  ☠️☠️☠️

Wait is this uncoolness again  [His friends are very uncool throughout the film: you'll see]

Huh.  Uh, y’all run.  HE CRAZY

[I love his acting in this scene.  The turkey line is so well done too aalksdfj]

WHY CANT THIS MAN HAVE GOOD FRIENDS???  EVER???

BRUH  [Did I mention friends putting personal information into random computer programs = not good idea?]  LIKE… dude!

Ohhh noooo

Bruh… I’m tripppinnn lol this movie is wild  [I KNOW RIGHT]

[Get ready for hate-his-boss hours]

BRUH

BRUH.  BRUHHHH!!!  WHAT AN ASSHOLEEEEEE!!

["You wouldn't have let Conrad sign you on" HE DIDN'T KNOW?!!?!?]  RIGHT?!?

Can this dude keep a mom!!??  [I say nothing… I love them tho]

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 5]  😭😭😭😭

Say you want him in your pants/skirt without saying it ma’am

[This mom's better at the love-life-meddling than Mary]

He’s so cute thoooo  [I KNOWWWW]

☠️☠️☠️☠️ Buddy

[I love Jackles in this whole scene… His smirk/fist pump thing alskdfj *chef's kiss*]

He’s too cute… I can’t even  [I KNOWWWWWWWWWW]

Ma’am.

Sir.  

Masir.

It’s. Not. Like.  This.  What is she.  DOING.  TO HIS HEAD.  WHAT.  AM I WATCHING WOMAN???  I HAD TO TURN THE VOLUME DOWN.  ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [I did warn you about this scene]  

AND SHE JUST WALKS AWAY

[Okay, two things… a) I love Jackles playing the romantic type.  And b) the promised friend-uncoolness]  *huff sigh*

Bruh why does the voice on the phone sound like him 🤔🤔

Jump scareeee ☠️☠️

Bruh that’s the devilll run  [Okay, but.  To be fair.  His entire life is vaguely concerning rn.  Buddy's head ain't even safe]  

The smileeee!  Isss too cute  

Ooooof  Wench’s dad, run!

Oh shit  [He didn't run]  Reverse daydream???

Ah!  A k!  Ack!!!

Nope. I almost passed out for that one.  Bruh.

[Dean-coded protective streak pt. 6.  And continued friend uncoolness.  At least he apologized immediately, unlike SOME people] 🥺🥺

Uh ohhh he in trouble

Or something

Runnnnnn

[Oh, I forgot that intercourse bit, sorry.] Oooooof.  They ded.  [They did the deed in a horror movie; isn't that, like, a cardinal rule?]  ☠️☠️☠️☠️ Fair.  But they didn’t even get to finish

Buddy. DONT WALK INTO A CRIME SCENE.  [HE'S CONCERNED FOR HIS FRIEND; CUT HIM SOME SLACK]

OH SHIT THE TONGUE.  BLECH

[Dean-coded hug right there.]  WITH JODY  [And guilt complex.  Poor buddy getting blamed by other people again, too]  RIGHT!?  ["You coulda brought the gun to me" Yeah, you see how me reporting someone else's crime went this time; of course I could have]

Oh no sad music  [Buddy's friend just died; I think it's deserved alkdsfj]

Buddyyyy 🥺🥺🥺  Oh noooo

Oh nooooooo  [Wot?]  The little "son" got me

The way he says “Ok” *dissolves*

[I do like his "play it cool" line.  Is so cute alksdjf  Help]  

Clothes change  [Jonathan/Wayne Stranger Things jacket]

Oooop look at that he’s drinking  [also Wench's dad-coded]

[Jake's look when daddy grabs his arm is a bit.   Concerning.]  🥺🥺🥺🥺  Yep

*sigh*  Poor Jake/Tom/Dean

“Marisol”  Like aerosol  [alskdjf]

[Frecklessss!!!  That's the most pronounced I've ever seen them]  I KNOWWW

BRUH She got that crazy look in her eye.  Don’t go.  DONT BRING YOUR FRIEND.

*sigh*

[Did I mention romantic!Jackles is so great compared to the emotionally-repressed character he usually plays?  Like, nothing against those roles — I love them, too — but it’s a nice change.]  I KNOWWWWW!  IMAGINE.  JUST FREAKINGGGG IMAGINEEEEE.  HIM WOOING CAS LIKE THIS.  Poor buddy would combust!  [Is trueeee]

Aight… I’m calling it the pathway is them.  At least their voices.  They are calling themselves.

[Love her ringssss]  I knowwww

Blech.  Blechhhh!  Fingers

POOR BUDDY

Susssssspciousssss

I am Native American; I can confirm they probably do weird shit like that

Buddy only been with this girl 10 mins and she’s already pouring his coffee; I’ve been with my husband 15 years and he pours his own shit ☠️

FREAKING MOVIES KISSING. THOSE FIRST THREE WERE JUST FITTING THEIR MOUTHS TOGETHER

the cat  🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Tf

👀👀👀  I seeee you

Roar

[Get ready for more Dean-coded]

Well damn Jake can’t catch a break-

WHAT THE FUCK BUDDY HE DED

*sigh*

“Give rest o christ… cause you have took half our town already.  Please chill out”  (I’m going to hell)

[btw, SPN-coded lore-gathering session]  Right!  [The lights are pretty tho.  He be pretty too]

The priest is like this is ABOVE my pay grade

IF HE CUTS HIS TONGUE ONE MORE TIME AACKK

i just kept the tat… ya know… cause- ☠️☠️☠️

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️  [My dude slandering Metallica]

[The dog's name is Sammy asdlf *Now* who's getting replaced with a dog?!]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[I am waitinggggg for your reaction to the ending of this film btw; seems like is gonna be gold]  🤣🤣🤣🤣 [Edit: I was right. Be warned about the increase in cursing alskdjf]

Well shit.  Poor devil guy

Ooooooh the plotttt thickenssss

[Early Jackles films has him brooding and staring at things a lot]  🤣🤣🤣

More sitting, more staring  [tbf, buddy pulls off the Heathcliffe aura real well]

Ahh!  It came in handy!

Oooooooh!  Devil shit!

A GHOST

OH SHIT

why Jake gotta go to hell?  He’s so sweet  [You'll see]  And cute ☠️☠️

[WAIT OH HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD THAT’S AMES WHITE FROM DARK ANGEL]  What?!? 👀👀  [You'll understand the significance later… for now, @witchy-writer-lady and I shall keep the secrets]

👀👀👀

👀👀👀👀👀👀

OH WAIT!

OOH SHITTTT!!!

LE GASSSPPP!

[aka: this entire movie is trying to sell us on the fact that this lil ray of sunshine is the spawn of Satan laksfdj]

OH SHIT [Bye bye Ames]  WHOOOPSIE

BITCH YOU DED

[btw, um.  You thought that twist was something.  Wait for the next one.]  WAIT.  Is tarot girl ANNE?!?!  Pls Say- [I say nada]  Womannnnnnnn she gave him the smooches!  That’s not ok  [I DID NOT CONFIRM]  Like I know he is foineeee but it’s not ok! If it is the case

Oh shittttt

WHY WOULD YOU GRAB THE BLOODY KNIFEEEE??! BUDDY, WHATCHA DOIN THERE?!?!  [Okay but horror movie, weapon = good]

This fucking movieeeeee-  [Is not done yet] Is wilddddd

Ooof

Ohhhh shit… That’ll do it.  He gonna snap [aslkdjf]  And start killing with the pick axe  [ALSKDFJ]

[That was.  That was a yes on the momma thing.]  I CALLED IT. ACK.  ACKKKK.   ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.  KKKKKKKKKKKK.  KKKKKKKKKKK.  NOOOOOOOOOOO.

VSIDUEBEBSZKIZHSSGV  I CANT

I CANT

IMEOT

WOR

How type?  I can’t

DEVIL

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGG

[Sam-letting-Dean-turn-into-a-vampire-scene-coded.  Which is kinda concerning given the.  Undertones.  of that scene.]  BLEHCH

WELL SHIT

SHORT END.  EVERYTIME

– – –

Endpoint Reaction:

Wench: I want you to know that I've been cackling at your reaction this whoel time

Jezebel: FUCK COFFEE I NEED LIQUOR ADTET THAT.  I STILL CANT TUPE

Wench: asdk

Jezebel: I’m just- Yeah.

Wench: I'm dying of laughter rn

Jezebel: I just…. What.  Why.  His mother.  She was his mother.  “I can be anything you need me to be”  HOW ABOUT A DECENT FUCKING MOTHER YOU MANIPULATIVE DEVIL BITCH

Wench: One of the few films where Jackles comes out with two parents still alive, and it’s only true because he had four at the beginning and lost two along the way aldskfj

Jezebel: Well, three, ‘cause he killed her too

Wench: Nah, she didn't die

Jezebel: Wtf.  But she was dead at the end, wasn’t she?

Wench: The human vessel was.  And that's a maybe.  We don't know for sure.  But she's definitely alive enough to force-feed him blood and shit, so

Jezebel: Oooh.  Blech.  His MOTHER.  Who wroteeee this shit.  Bleach.  I need bleach for my eyessss

Wench (aside to the audience): She’s never forgiving me.

Jezebel: I just  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  Ok I’m good I think

Wench: aklsjdf

Jezebel: It was a pretty good movie.  Until the end.  That happens a lot in Ackles case.

Wench: Do you see what I mean by, his acting was actually, like, really good?  Especially in that context?

Jezebel: Yess! Buddy just couldn’t get a good ending if it was standing right in front of him…  Ten Inch Hero next, so I can be equally pissed at the ending but in a happier tone.  Maybe tomorrow?

Wench: YEAH.  FINALLYYYY. Sandwich shoppe, here we come!

Jezebel: Ending note.  SHE WAS HIS FUCKINGMOTHER!?!?

[hulijingemperor2]

~~ a few nights back~~

Yanli: *snuggling* Zixuan.

Zixuan: *kisses* A-li.

Yanli: Ruhua is asleep.

(Ruhua is Xuanli's 1 month old baby)

Zixuan: excellent. *caresses her face* so what's up.

Yanli: oh you know what's up.

Zixuan: *blush*

You're really flirty tonight. Why? Are you jealous of Jiang cheng?

Yanli: no! Now come on, peacock. Say something naughty.

Zixuan: *flushed* uhhhh.......I don't know how.

Yanli: you got no rizz. Where's your rizz?

Zixuan: wait A-li. I won't disappoint. Ehem.

I, I like the taste of your lips.

Yanli: *giggles* ah, at least you tried.

Zixuan: did it impress you?

Yanli: of course it did. You're really cute.

*kisses*

Zixuan: wait a sec.

*pours some special tea*

Yanli: you can't leave the tea alone, Mr Emperor?

Zixuan: A-li it's not ordinary tea. I got it from a friend.

Yanli: (teasing) you have friends?.....I mean *laughing* from which friend?

Zixuan: Gongyi xiao. From the prosperous Huan Hua sect.

Yanli: ohhh. The one who looks like A-ling.

Zixuan: right!

He said that the tea would act as an aphrodisiac.

Yanli: what does this teen know about that?!!! I'm concerned.

Zixuan: maybe his elders told him.

He said that if I drink it and the fem energy is higher than the male energy then I can become pregnant.

Yanli: ahhhh.

Zixuan: wait wait, hold your horses. My energy is higher than yours.

Yanli: how are you so sure?

Zixuan: because I'm a cultivator and emperor. And you're my wife.

Yanli: *rolls eyes* that's your explanation?

Zixuan: yea?

Was it good?

Yanli: and you wonder why you get punched in the face.

Zixuan: A-li.

Yanli: quickly drink your concoction so we can continue.

Zixuan: right! *gulps it down*

Zixuan: *peacock feathers opens*

Yanli: WAWW!!! Come to Yanyan, you hot emperor!

Zixuan: of course. *winks*

Yanli: *blushing*

Zixuan: *pulls her into a desired papapa*

~~~

Recently~

In the morning.

Attendants: good morning, Huangdi.

Zixuan: *sigh* morning.

Jintang: what would you like for breakfast, huangdi?

Zixuan: the chefs haven't made it yet?! How dare they!!

Jintang: but Huangdi that's your order. You told us to ask you what you want to eat. And while they prepare it, you would lay in bed and relax.

Zixuan: ugh! You're right. Where's that Nie!

Jintang: maybe still sleeping, Huangdi.

Zixuan: how dare he sleep without my permission.

That's it! I'm selling him to team dimple.

Jintang: Huangdi. Forgive me for asking, but are you in a good mood today?

Zixuan: do I look like I'm in a good mood. I feel nauseous and gasy.

Jintang: oh my.

I'll get a physician right away.

But what would you like to eat?

Zixuan: the spiciest food item you can find. It better be spicy.

Jintang: I'll tell the chefs. And get the physicians.

Yanli: *coming in, with little Ruhua in her arms (they went on a walk)* what happened Zixuan?

Zixuan: A-Li Huaisang and my servants want to kill me.

Yanli: oh no.

Zixuan: but for some reason I feel cranky.

Huaisang: *entering* Huangdi, Huanghou.

Your tea.

Zixuan: *death stare*

Huaisang: *gulps* may I have permission to speak to you.

Zixuan: why are you asking? I heard your voice already.

Now why did you wake up late? Are you the emperor? Should I come and give you some tea~ Huangdi? Soon I will, ok. Just relax.

Do you want me to do a dance too. *wiggles* I'm I attractive?

Yanli: A-Xuan that's too savage.

Zixuan: so.

Huaisang: I'm sorry ok. I had to sweep the steps of jinlintai yesterday.

Zixuan: that has nothing to do with me. Anyways thanks for the tea.

Huaisang: and thank you for not selling me to team dimple.

Zixuan: I was this close! 👌 to selling your crusty behind.

Huaisang: (someone help)

Got to go start my chores.

Zixuan: you better.

You're already late.

~

Physician: greetings Huangdi.

How are you feeling.

Zixuan: nauseous, moody, and I feel like I'm allergic to ugly people.

Physician: ahaha. Let me give you a check up.

Zixuan: thanks.

You won't use needles right?

Physician: no Huangdi.

Yanli: *laughing*

Zixuan: A-li, don't laugh at me. *sobs*

Physician: *bows* congratulations Huangdi and Huanghou you're pregnant!!

Zixuan: Yanli?!!

Yanli: Zixuan?!!

Zixuan: you're pregnant again?

Yanli: no.

Zixuan: are you sure?!

Yanli: I would know if I'm pregnant Zixuan.

Zixuan: so what? I should know if I'm pregnant too?

Yanli: well that's expected.

Both: who's pregnant?!

Physician: Huangdi is.

And I think you might be having twins.

Zixuan: *screaming*

Yanli: awww.

Zixuan: *sniffles* A-li, what about my bikini body? My abs?!

Yanli: Xuanxuan, you'll be fine!

Zixuan: so I won't turn into a shriveled up prune?

The only prune I know is Jiang cheng. No offense. *cries*

Yanli: *trying to hold in her laughter*

Zixuan: speaking of Jiang cheng, where is he?! The audacity of abandoning me in such a time. It's not good for the babies.

Jintang: should I call him, your majesty?

Zixuan: no. Let him stay there. I'm upset with him.

Yanli: how is he supposed to know that you're pregnant, Xuanxuan?

Zixuan: instincts I guess. We have a good chemistry.

*dramatically* he certainly doesn't love his emperor.

Yanli: Xuan how to handle you.

~~

Jing Manor 📍.

Mo xuanyu: *filing A-Yao's nails* Yao gege, do you know A-Qing and our Song'er like each other.

Yao: aww yes I do. Well only on Song'er's side.

Xue yang: lol Jiggy you knew already?!

Yao: yea, cuz he's my son. He tells me everything.

Xue yang: is this a plan to control the Jianghu. You two think that you can seduce everyone with your dimples.

Yao: *laughs* and it happened?

Xue yang: you're right.

Su she: Huangdi and Dianxia can't stop being gorgeous. It's a fact.

Mo xuanyu: I know right. Yao gege, tell Song'er that A-Qing likes him back.

Yao: no no. I don't want to interfere in anything.

Let everything fall into place naturally.

Mo xuanyu: mn, ok Yao gege.

Su she: they'll make an adorable couple.

I'm rooting for them.

Mo xuanyu: same. I love young love. It reminds me of my crush on Yao gege.

Xue yang: I know right.

Yao: and fortunately A-qing will get a very high status, being A-Song's gf.

Su she: ah, beautiful.

Well we have to teach her about the art of simping.

Xue yang: and some manners too.

Yao: lol that's not necessary. She's really decent and well mannered.

Mo xuanyu: we'll give her the team D touch up, Yao gege. Don't worry.

We work miracles.

Like look at Xichen. We're still working on him, but he's still presentable.

Su she: I don't think he can meet team dimple's standards.

Yao: what do you want him to do? *laughing* poor Huan.

Su she: to be eaten by xue yang's fierce corpses.

Mo xuanyu: maybe buy you a country.

Xue yang: to stop stressing out team D.

Yao: lol.

Xiying: *entering* your majesty.

Xuan Huangdi wants you to come check him.

Yao: ohh. Must be urgent.

I'll be there.

~~

Peacock empire 📍

Yao and team d: *entering*

Attendants: greetings Hulijing Huangdi.

Jinling: xiao shushu!!! *hugs*

Yao: A-ling! My sweetheart. *kisses his forehead*

Jinling: did you bring anything for me, Xiao shushu?

Yao: of course. Here's 400 taels. Spend it wisely..

Jinling: you're the best!

Jinling: Mo shushu!

Mo xuanyu: A-ling! Of course I have something for you too.

Here you go.

Xue yang: this kid is uncle hopping.

Yao: as he should.

Jinling: those are MY uncles! It has nothing to do with you.

Yao: *strokes head* A-ling, don't quarrel.

Darling how's your A-Die?

Jinling: sometimes I don't know whats wrong with A-Die. Jiujiu says that A-Die is a diva.

Xue yang: that's right.

Su she: yea. Just like A-Yao.

Jintang: hulijing Huangdi, thank goodness you're here. I'll escort you to Huangdi.

Yao: sure.

Now what's wrong with him?

Jintang: he.....he's pregnant. With twins.

Yao: WHAT?!!!

Jinling: *almost collapses*

Su she: how?!!!

Mo xuanyu: awwwww.

Xue yang: Yanli got him pregnant. Ahahahahahahaha.

Huaisang: *entering, with something written on his forehead*

*crying* San geeeeee. Save me from that monstrosity.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege isn't a miracle worker. He can't save you from yourself

Su she: *laughing* xuanyu, that's rude.

Xue yang: *reading what's on Huaisang's forehead* STOP COMPLAINING.

Lol.

Yao: who did that to you?

Huaisang: Sang ge!!! Zixuan asked me to change his curtains in one of the sitting areas, and I said I did it two months ago. Why do i have to do it again.

Then he *cries* asked his attendants to do this to meeeeee.

Mo xuanyu: dude, you shouldn't chat back to your boss.

Yao: ohhhh poor you. Huaisang, please don't cause any trouble.

Huaisang: one time I sneezed in his presence and he sent me into quarantine *sobs*

Xue yang: because he can't afford to get sick. Especially when he's pregnant.

Yao: right.

Huaisang: Sang ge. I miss you.

Mo xuanyu: and team dimple?

Huaisang: no!

Yao: aww. But I like to see you work for Zish.

Huaisang: it's a nightmare.

~~

Yao: *entering* Zishie.

Zixuan: *outstretched arms* Foxy.

Yao: *hugs*

Zixuan: you got the news right?

Yao: yea Zishie. And congratulations.

Zixuan: thanks. Keep hugging me.

Yao: I'm holding you.

Zixuan: A-Yao what to do?

Where to push them out.

Xue yang: through your Zishussy.

I mean...your royal Zishussy

Su she: *containing his laugh*

Zixuan: *terrified* m...my what?

Mo xuanyu: yangyang, don't scare him.

Zixuan: Yaoyao, will I still look fab?

Yao: of course. You're forever glamorous.

Zixuan: aww! *sobs* you make me so happy!

I want you to help me with the children ok?

Cuz you're an amazing uncle.

Yao: Zishie, of course I'll help you.

Lemme order some tea for you.

Someone, get him some green tea.

Zixuan: with a dash of lime. I want something sour.

Yao: ahah, sure.

With a dash lime please.

Jintang: yes, right away, Hulijing Huangdi.

Zixuan: A-Yao can you believe Jiang cheng.

He left his pregnant emperor husband

Yao: oh poor thing.

Su she: ugh, what do Jiang cheng do all day.

Mo xuanyu: my emperor brothers need him and he's nowhere to be seen.

Xue yang: should I kidnap him?

Zixuan: no. I don't want to see his face.

Yao: it's not good for the baby.

Zixuan: babies.

Yao: babies.

Zixuan: Foxy, can I hug you as a fox?

Yao: sure. *turns into a fox*

Zixuan: *snuggles*

Ah and thank you team dimple for supporting me as well.

Mo xuanyu: anytime Xuan gege!!

Su she: cuz you like my Huangdi.

Xue yang: do you need a hitman, peacock?

Zixuan: haha no.

Zixuan: *looking down at foxyao in his arms* Foxy, how's Song'er and his crush?

Yao: he's great! And I see sparks flying.

Zixuan: awww.

Jintang: here's your sour tea, Huangdi.

Zixuan: thank you. And don't make it sound like that.

Jintang: alright alright. Where's the hulijing Huangdi?

Zixuan: *shows him foxyao in his arms.

Jintang: ohhhh. How cute.

Yao: put me down, I want to turn back to my human form.

Zixuan: sure.

Yao: *turns back* Zish, I returned Zixun to Jinlintai, but under house arrest.

Zixuan: why? Isn't he your prisoner.

Yao: yea, and Song'er suggested that he work as well, like get firewood and other minor things

But I realised that his associates wanted to break him out.

Zixuan: the guy has associates?

Xue yang: but I killed them. Hehe.

Yao: they were sent by Madam Jin.

Zixuan: ooo, that makes sense. Why does A-niang want to release a criminal. Anyways.

Yao: I sent him back because Song'er was feeling unwell. And I didn't want a war or some kind of attack to happen.

Zixuan: that's smart. Protect Song'er and your empire ok.

Yao: mhm.

Zixuan: now A-Yao, tell me who would these children resemble?

Me, A-li or Jiang cheng?

Yao: obviously a mixture of you and Yanli.

But how did Jiang cheng get there? *laughing*

Zixuan: the Jiang genes, A-Yao. The Jiang genes are strong.

Jinling acts a lot like Jiang cheng.

And my little Ruhua looks a lot like me, but has A-li's eyes.

Yao: aww.

Yanli: *entering* speaking of Ruhua. Here she is!

Zixuan: aww. Huahua! *holds her* my baby Gongzhu. *kisses*

Yao: she's so adorable.

Zixuan: Huahua, your uncle Foxy says that you're adorable.

Ruhua: *smile*

Zixuan: *hands her to A-Yao* go to your uncle Foxy.

Yao: *holds her in his arms* Huahua. Baby. Little Gongzhu.

You'll be quite spoilt, won't you. *kisses*

Zixuan: so precious.

Yao: would you spend out all your A-Die's money?

Huh? Don't worry. Your uncle Yao will spoil you.

Ruhua: *takes his hat strings and puts in her mouth.*

Yao: oh Huahua, you want to eat my hat?

Yanli: *giggling*

Zixuan: awwww.

Our Huahua will certainly be spoilt.

Yao: definitely.

Zixuan: I think I have sort of a competition. A-li makes some beautiful children.

Yao: hmm.

Yanli: how are you feeling Xuanxuan?

Zixuan: a bit sleepy. But I'm fine.

Yanli: ohh. You should take a rest then.

Yao: right. *strokes Zixuan's forehead* take some rest.

I got to go.

Zixuan: bye Yaoyao.

Yao: and have some of your sour tea.

Zixuan: of course!

Sometimes, Yaoyao, I feel that you're the older brother.

Yao: because you need supervision at all times, baby Zixuan.

Zixuan: *gasps* Yaoyao. I'm not a baby.

You're the baby.

Keeps getting lost.

Yao: when did I get lost. *laughing*

Zixuan: I don't know, but you look like you get lost easily. And dimples attract kidnappers.

Yao: lol.

Do you think team dimple will let that happen.

[perpetually-sad-but-its-fine]

2x19 of FBI (only watching for ms. hailey upton)

bro

that starting??

scared the ever-loving shit out of me

it was so graphic???

what for??

why??

oooo

haileyyyy

my girl looks so GOOD

i don't understand how its possible for someone to look that pretty

i don't

its not fair

this OA guy is kinda...

he’s um...

idek him at ALL

and im kinda

*debby ryan hair tuck*

*clears throat* anyways

he’s also really tall???

how tall is this actor???

BRO THE ACTOR IS 6′ 5″(1.96m)???

WHAT

UM

IM FIVE FOOT ZERO

WHAT THE FUCK

moving on

the guy who made the hamilton reference???

love him

don't even know his name

love him

20 seconds into their partnership and its not going well

hailey immediately calling him out and then acting casual by saying ‘which car? this one?’ 

OA being extremely awkward and trying to justify??

not rlly sure how i feel about that

‘any observations?’

‘pizza’s too thin. it’s like a cracker with sauce on it. just tryna keep it real.’

heR SMILE AFTER SHE SAYS THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

and also

that’s such a chicago thing to say LMAOO

and then OA’s face of ‘ah, well, um. o-okay? what do i do now?’

‘it’s a new york thing’

‘it felt like a cop vs fed thing’

‘what's that supposed to mean?’

‘you think youre better than us.’

*cackling*

OA LOOKS LIKE HES ASKING FOR HELP

im loving how blunt hailey is and we’re only 4 minutes into the episode

his impressed face after hailey says ‘sikh’ is fantastic

my girl is so lovely

ofc the indian victim is top of his class and in america to pursue engineering

not rlly sure if im reading into it but eh

not rlly liking the stereotypes

but then again

hes the victim

we don't rlly need too much of his backstory

this lady talking to professor is really pretty???

mY GOD SHES BEAUTIFUL

i don't even know her name

but she's absolutely stunning

is the professor involved in this??

why do i feel like he is???

frank prichard?

more like frank PRICKard amiright?

OA’s ‘excuse me’ in that low voice??? SEGGSY

also

frank

you can go jump off a cliff

hailey lowkey looking like she wants to shoot him is a mood bc SAME

oh, he's got pictures of the ones he thinks are “suspicious” (note the sarcasm)

yea

im not at all pissed off

both OA and hailey shooting him a death glare???

*chefs kiss*

the embodiment of bisexual panic actually

‘he’s an indian. not an arab’

‘kinda the same thing right?’

no tf its not

and if you don't shut your whore mouth, frank

im gonna pull out your teeth, one by one

hailey’s authoritative ‘NOW’

oh

my

god

ma’am

im not strong enough

that was so...

*slowly gets on knees*

hailey stepping closer and threatening frank is doing something to me

frank looking up at OA and being met with an extremely sexy death stare??

we love it

im already loving this partnership

‘do you understand?’

MAAM PLEASE

THIS IS TOO MUCH

also

i love seeing frank nearly piss his pants

their slight banter is great

they could be besties

i want them to be besties

hailey saying FBI gave me shock

didn't expect to hear that

‘thirty-years-old, male, likes to party’

*hailey nodding as if that gives a lot of information’

how the hell does she shove him??

dude’s a fuckin mountain of pure muscle

how??

OA lowkey sounds like jay tho

like his voice and jay’s are rlly similar to me

HAILEY CASUALLY JUMPING OVER THE CAR???

MISS MA’AM

THIS ENTIRE EPISODE IS JUST GONNA BE ME THIRSTING OVER HAILEY, ISN’T IT???

why did the ‘oh. okay. cool. you’re welcome.’ make me laugh?

OA looks like he wants to shake hailey by the shoulders and ask her what her deal is

‘so the neighbors loved him’

‘exactly’

i love how FBI (from what I can tell) is more humorous than chicago pd even tho the FBI is supposed to be more strict than cpd

this woman

the same woman that talked to the professor

is so

P R E T T Y

how is everyone in this show so attractive??

its not fair

im tryna watch for the plot

and yet

im getting distracted

hailey looks fine as fuck in all black

her smug little ‘i think i can do that’ makes me nervous for what she's about to do

‘kiss my ass, blondie’

bro’s got no idea what he’s started

Hailey looking over to OA and silently asking for permission to go batshit crazy??

love to see it

OA’s smile when hailey makes the threat

it’s great

i want them to be besties

really

i need it actually

who is this maggie

is this who hailey is ‘replacing’ in this episode??

wait

are they dating??

cuz OA’s face looks a bit lovestruck

hailey immediately caught onto their relationship

i know it

the look on her face said everything

she’s relating it to her and jay

oh he’s definitely in love with maggie

its obvious

this girl that hailey’s questioning??

i think she knows something

her responses are too fake

hailey can sense it too, im pretty sure

oh my god

there's another dead body

oh no

its the roommate??

isn't it??

oh wait

its not

hailey taking charge

as much as i love the idea of sergeant halstead

sergeant upton has a better ring to it

*shrugs*

just saying

ohhh

there's the roommate

OA and hailey

again

being the best duo

its so funny to me how its only been a little more than half of an episode and im already invested in these characters

I FUCKIN KNEW THAT LADY WAS INVOLVED

I KNEW IT

oh wait

is that a wedding ring on OA’s hand???

it looked like one

ive rewinded that part five times

i still can't tell if its a wedding ring or not

I  K N E W  I T

SHES INVOLVED

this interrogation room is so dark and lowkey scaring me

‘he’s a good person’

ma’am, please

your boyfriend may have killed two people

gimme a break

‘you don't know him like i do’

it’s giving ‘i can fix him’ vibes

‘in love’

‘more like dumb love’

‘what’s the difference’

hailey’s in her feels about jay

i know it. i knOW IT. I KNOW IT.

hailey

whatre you gonna do

don't do anything stupid

hailey

hailey

please

oh my gOD

the dAD

things just escalated real quick

irrelevant and SO not the moment but hailey looks so good in that lighting

ms. upton taking the lead

something i love to see, honestly

shE LOOKS SO GOOD

IM SO FUCKIN DISTRACTED

SHE LOOKS SO G O O D

TW: ABUSE, ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP, GASLIGHTING. IF YOU ARENT COMFORTABLE, SKIP UNTIL YOU SEE THE NEXT BOLDED PART.

oh shit

it’s an abusive relationship

oh no

hailey

oh poor girl

poor hailey

she can't have a break can she??

not even on a different show

she needs to suffer

why must they do this

its hurting me

her past with her father always kills me

very casual OA

questioning her

so so casual

bro’s so blunt it’s funny

and then he realises that what he said isn't appropriate and apologies

he so sweet

hes like a giant teddy bear

in case it wasn’t clear

i hate lucas reed

with every fibre of my being

he’s an abusive asshole

and srsly???

dude!!

STOP BEING SUCH A SELFSH ASS

harper’s strong

i feel so bad for her

agh

the gaslighting

no

i...

just no

BRO JUST SNATCHED THE BAG

NO REMORSE

NONE

OH MY GOD

CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE IT THROUGH. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK FOR HELP. I LOVE YOU. STAY SAFE.

HARPER’S GONNA GET SHOT ISNT SHE

oh thank god

oh poor harper

thiS IS SO EMOTIONAL

it’s funny to me how OA has to literally bend his head all the way down in order to get into the car

the impressed look on OA’s face plus his cute little ‘okay, chicago’ is something to live for

hailey being super casual about it as if she didn’t impress literal FBI agents

we love a humble queen

who’s gonna make the drop?

is it gonna be harper??

they can't leave the poor girl alone, can they???

oh god

this is gonna make me cry

im super nervous for this

harper

you got this

not liking this dude

don't use the nicknames man

don't do it

its disgusting

OA is close to freaking out bc of hailey

the look on his face says, ‘you better know what youre doing’

nopenopenopenopenope

stay the hell away from her

stop being creepy

YES HARPER

YOU GOT IT

hailey’s smile

it is absolute happiness

im in love

i could live off of photos of her smiling, i swear

OH MY GOD

WHAT THE FUCK

IS SHE DEAD????

oh god

oh thank god

i thought she was dead

i swear to fucking god

OA sounds E X A C T L Y like jay

haileyyyy

my loveee

OA and hailey friendship 

their banter

we love to see it

hailey stop being humble

bro

do we not get to see them become besties????

like???

WE COULDVE AT LEAST HEARD THE REASON WHY HE BECAME A FED

oh god

im gonna binge watch this series, aren't i?

[jaynovz]

One Foot in the Fade commentary pt 2, spoilers

Amari tree part had me weepy

"She was finally free from the burden of having me try to make her happy” OH MY GOD FUCK OFF LUKE. SilverMadi feels in this chilis 2nite

Baxter!!

Goddamn Luke's Baxter voice is sexy.

Ah Baxter is giving cages Flint energy, not a deathwish, but as in “accepting the inevitable.”

Something something the library misinformation campaign and the stories they tell their children about at night/a story is true a story is untrue. The ones we want to believe are the ones that survive. I SEE YOU LUKE

Hmmm the Bridge has something to do with this too

I really like his Irish accent, I think that's a new one? (most of these comments are about the voice acting lol)

TITLE DROP!!!! I am cautiously optimistic about the genie and their plan. But because I know Luke (angst gremlin, sadist) and because I know Sunder verse, I'm bracing myself for absolute tragedy and I'm still not going to be ready for it.

This man putting R's where they don't belong again: Aroma-r Area-r

It's the ONLY tell tho. Besides that it’s a flawless American accent. The Southern American one is a little more affected/over the top but it gets its point across and it is funny.

Fetch is putting together a dnd party I’m LIVING

Oh my God Larry is the rich and unlikable nerd trying to buy friends ohhh my god. HE'S THE ONLY MEMBER

I fucking LOVE Eileen so much

The werewolf voice is LETHAL 😳

The part with Lazarus and then the part in the Hunter’s Lodge just fucking chef's kiss 10 out of 10. so fucking funny and good and engaging and I'm having a feeling that by the end I’m going to like OFITF better than DMIAD which is saying something, cuz that shit is a masterpiece.

Aragorn just showed up (Theo the werewolf that is, what an entrance)

“more wolf than were” BAHAHAHAHA. These books have me CACKLING on the way home from work.

The thing about the Minotaur, having a beast inside of you like okay we see you Mr Arnold. You have two sides at war with each other mmhmm

ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP

This might be my favorite part of any of the books ever it's amazing I love it so much

All the sexual tension 😳 in this river bathing scene 😳

Okay, okay, I see that he is endearing all these characters to me as a unit. He’s having them bond, because they’re on a roadtrip/camping trip and they’re collecting unique experiences together. And that’s super cute and I love it, but it means SOMETHING BAD IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

"Even Larry, prone to blurting out obvious questions, didn’t need to ask whether the creature was still alive. When something dies in front of you, you know about it. You feel it in that part of yourself that knows the things you try not to think about so you can find a way to get up in the morning. It was gone, and that was that.” Okay okay okay okay all right. That. SURE DID BRING UP SOME UNPLEASANT THINGS AGAIN THANKS LUKE. He’s SUPER good at fucking my shit up. Like. PERSONALLY. -shudder-

Side note, I just realized: oh my god bro “one foot in the fade” is Jay oh my god (this is about my dissociation. I HAVE ONE FOOT IN THE FADE lmaoooo)

One of my greatest delights is getting to hear Luke sing as a werewolf

This found family shit is about to ruin my life because it is so wholesome but the thing is I know angst gremlin Luke Arnold and I know shit is about to go horribly wrong I'm just sitting here tense and waiting

did I mention I really ADORE this vignette style for the camping incidents/encounters? Cuz I do

Fetch did you fuck that werewolf in the tent while drunk is that why you feel so bad the next day cuz you don’t remember?

baby boy everyone DOES NOT HATE YOU. but also fucking mood

CAR CRASH. I knew it was coming and also Luke are you talking shit about people who wear that many necklaces shirtless? XD Hypocrite much babe?

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Stay tuned, working my way through the book otw to work :P