#ahhh i have no idea what im doing honestly

[pl4n]

clouds

[thewispsings]

and they were roommates | oscar piastri

pairing: oscar piastri x youtuber!reader

summary: you and oscar are trying to keep your relationship a secret, so when you move in together you tell everyone your just roommates, it isn’t as believable as you thought it would be.

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yourusername: new city? new roommate!

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user1: y/n in her monaco era ???

user2: i did NOT see this coming

user3: wait but i’ll miss your old roommate

user4: RIGHT ??? she was so funny 😭

user5: oscar in the likes ???

user6: what is oscar doing on a y/n post 😨

user7: what if HES the new roommate…

user8: reaching 😭

user9: oscar this oscar that WHENS THE BEW VIDEO ??? ITS BEEN WEEKS

user10: roommate? you’re a like gazillionaire why do you need a roommate ??

user11: why do you need a roommate ?? you’re rich ???

user12: hmmm something’s off

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yourusername; new video with my new roommate! enjoy :)))

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user13: roommate???? not with the way he looks at you

user14: AHHH NEW VIDEO

user14: OMG I LOVED IT

user14: IT WAS SO FUNNY ????

user14: YOU AND OSCAR ARE HILARIOUS TOGETHER

user15: are you SURE youre just roommates ???

user16: roommates don’t look at roommates that way 😾

user17: i watched the video, and i honestly think you guys should just order out from now on…

user18: why is oscar looking at y/n like shes the beautiful girl on planet earth

user19: because she is ??? 🙄

user20: these two are DEFINITELY not just roommates

user21: i don’t think i’ve ever seen roommates who look like they are restraining themselves from kissing every second of the day ??

user22: no yall are definitely dating….

user23: RIGHT ??? because this whole ‘roommate’ DOESNT MAKE SENSE!!!!

user23: LIKE THEY ARE BOTH RICH, WHY DO THEY NEED TO HAVE A ROOMMATE???

user24; the way they both so polite cat coded

user25: if you aren’t already dating, i’m going to need you both to start IMMEDIATELY.

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yourusername; why do i always pick rock? anyways guys yes i am dating oscar jack paistri, and he’s keeping me hostage.

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user26: HELLOOO?????

user27: the feet pic ???

yourusername: yeah oscar’s really into feet ☹️

oscarpiastri: NO IM NOT????

user28: oh i love this…

user29: omg the love letter…

user30: clap if you’re suprised!!

user31: dead silence

user32: it’s kinda easy to tell you’re dating when you look at each other the way you do

landonorris: I KNEW IT!!!

yourusername: yeah we told you last year…

landonorris: exactly? I KNEW IT.

user33: omg he writes you LOVE LETTERS ??? @/user33boyfriend do better.

user34: wow i’m so lonely

user35: i have no idea who this people are, but instagram showed me this literally 20 minutes after my bf broke up with me

user36: so😭happy😭for😭you😭

user37: WHEN IS IT MY TURRN

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oscarpiastri; she always picks rock. yes im dating THEE y/n l/n

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yourusername; never beating the foot lover allegations i fear…

oscarpiastri: YOU STARTED THOSE ALLEGATIONS

yourusername: AND YOURE NOT BEATING THEM

user38: omg the locket 🥹🥹

user39: how long do you think they’ve been dating

user40: twitter detectives are SPECULATING 3 years or so ??

user41: how did they keep this a secret for SO long

user42: you like feet don’t you oscar…

user43: THIS IS SO CUTE IM HYPERVENTILATING

user44: THE LOCKET, THE MATCHING SLIPPERS, THE CUTE SOCKS?? LITERALLY SO CUTEYEYDJDKSS

user45: “she always picks rock” “why do i always pick rock?” i feel left out and i DONT LIKE IT

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notes; the streets are saying oscar has officially moved to monaco ?? so here’s this:

[ilypaigebuckets]

could u write hc about going to a party with Caitlin?

Going to a Party w/ Caitlin Clark

hey guys i’m so sorry but im not feeling too well so im just going to write headcannons tonight and ill finish up/start oneshot requests tmrw! i don’t have a lot of requests so if you’d like to leave one feel free to:) i also have some ideas so stay tuned for that!

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- Caitlin is really protective of you whenever she takes you to parties. Her arm is always snaked around your waist

- If people try to buy you drinks she’ll get upset and tell them off

- “She’s taken man. you can go now :)”

- you guys turn it up on the dance floor, and dance to literally anything

- She doesn’t drink too much. she wants to be alert for when you inevitably get absolutely hammered

- If you feel uncomfortable? no problem. she’ll take you home and you guys will spend the night together watching movies and doing your skincare routine. she’s more of a homebody anyways.

- If you’re an emotional drunk, she’ll just hold you and listen to whatever you’re saying.

- “what’s that baby? justin and selena broke up? i know baby girl i know it’s sad”

- If you’re a touchy drunk, she lets you touch her as much as you want

- as long as you keep it pg, she doesn’t wanna do anything while she’s sober and you’re drunk because she doesn’t want you to feel like she took advantage of you

- she is in one of 2 moods when you wake up with a hangover.

- she’ll either be super sweet and snuggly and babies you

- or she’ll get sassy with you

- “you shouldn’t have drank so much then”

- it usually starts off with sassy caitlin, but she can’t stand to stay mad at you

- she’s just happy you have fun going out with her

- the day after you guys spend the morning together in bed sleeping in

ahhh sorry this was so short maybe i’ll make a part 2 🥲 thank u guys for reading my stuff it honestly means a lot because just the fact that someone enjoys what i’m writing is so sweet to me yk? thank u!!!! <3 MWAH

[sugar-omi]

Just some brainrot because we love Cove. (Also, your fics are soooo good. Thanks for sharing it with us. I mean omega! and rockstar!cove :o )

So, we have Step 3 Cove in hand some time after Patreon's nsfw moment. MC is obssessed with giving him head, of course. He's so cute when you do...what can I say ? I'm a simple human. So yes they do it often, like casually saying : "Cove, I'm hungry." while you two are casually hanging out. At first he doesn't understand but the look in your eyes convey your message to him.

Most of the time, you'll be totally satisfied with just leaving him all red, dishevelled and flustered. Just having him putty in your hand makes your day. But at some point, when you ask Cove to come to your house (without kinky ideas in mind for once) he asks you if your just horny. While it makes sense, I like imagining that MC decides to not get him off anymore. Obviously until he begs, all red and pent up, for a release.

In the meantime, MC just spent their time teasing him. Light touches, flirty remarks and maybe getting him all worked up while making out only to purposefully stop. The poor guy, will clearly snap if show up at his door, anklet on.

This was a bit long and I'm sorry if there's any mistake as english isn't my first language.

I LOVE YOU ANON IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE ROCKSTAR!COVE TOO HEHE 🙈🙈🙈(omega!cove too, im having sm thoughts abt him lately...) also dw your english is perfect n i feel like you took an exert outta my head LMAO

tags : NSFW, hc's, gn reader, multiple choice dialogue, this just a really big ramble bc i've been a zombie thinking abt this shit n now we're here...., mmm overstim, oral (cove/reader receiving), reader's a TEASE, mind break honestly, ooc but idc 🏌️

he's confused when you first make subtle hints/advances, but i think realization hits him like a truck a millisecond later

for the longest you two wouldn't be able to keep your hands off each other

late at night sneaking into the others room so you can suck cove off, trying to keep all the slurping and gagging noises to a minimum

cove's moans are another struggle, but i say climb on top of him and let him eat you out / suck you off while you suck him off too

ohh his head would SPIN with that

he almost woke up your mom's last week because he moaned a little too loud when he finished

so now you're on top of him, your lovely ass and sex in his face

ahhh he'd be so fucking cute. teary eyed and whining into and drooling all over your cunt / cock, pulling you down onto his face so he can get more of you

also i loveee the thought of sucking him off in his car

realistically, i don't think step 3 cove could even handle the thought, he'd probably faint and hit his head n die LMAO

but arghh it'd be so hot

you went on a nice date, and now you're sitting in the parking lot of a beach far from home late at night, and tonight was so much fun.

shopping, movies, you even got some nice food from a hole in the wall restaurant

and now you're finally alone, no one around to see your boyfriend throw his head back, claw at the steering wheel and moan and babble and try not to thrust up into your mouth because he doesn't wanna hurt you

he's so whiny, and so loud

you've been sneaking around for awhile now, you can't blame him for wanting to be vocal because fuck your hot, wet mouth around his cock is so hot

and definitely doesn't help he's probably overstimulated, his cock so sensitive because you've been touching n sucking him off so much

let alone when he's rubbing one out in the shower before a date/event or in the middle of the night because he had a wet dream about you<333

mmm idk about yall, but i would break him <333

of course he doesn't interpret every touch or invite as sexual, but i also you've ruined him so you can't blame him, its your fault 🤭🤭

so now whenever you rub and squeeze his thigh, or give him a hot kiss, or say something like "cove, i wanna leave now... " or "come over, i miss you <3"

or send him a spicy text, "i had a dirty dream about you, can i come over, please?"

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also omfg i would be so satisfied with just teasing him too…

i love it so much. it’s the best actually

mm i like having long nails, i’m always thinking about getting a new set/doing your nails all pretty and you’re showing them off to cove then you tell him “i wanna see how they look around your dick”

he’d love that omfg

imagine dragging your nails over his chest, teasing his sensitive nipples before you move down, pulling out his dick and giving languished strokes while you kiss him breathless, only moving onto leaving love bites all over his neck n chest once he’s a drooling, blushing mess <33

i think he’s gotten used to your late night/midday booty calls too

so when you invite him over, he can’t help but anticipate sex

but instead you’ve set up some snacks and a movie you’ve been waiting to come out set up on the TV and now cove looks like a fool with a half hard dick and with how fast he rushed over here

when you ask what’s wrong he’s mumbling, stuttering out how he thought you had ulterior motives for inviting him over…

so now it’s his fault because now he’s set up on your couch with him on your lap, teasing him about how he’s too horny to even imagine his s/o would want a normal date, no ulterior motives whatsoever

how he probably can’t even hold your hand without thinking about how you jerked him off in the bathroom of his workplace

and you’re so fucking right

because some days he can’t even kiss you without remembering his taste on your lips, can’t forget how your legs were trembling on either side of his head and now you’re having lunch with your families

how you’re sharing ice cream and jokes with your friends like you didn’t pull him aside before you left and got him off, begging him to cum, that you need to taste him to get by

omfg i also love the reverse/the consequence of breaking cove this way

because either way, he’s obsessed with you too

needs to taste you, have you… he’s just dying every day to have you under his hands, on his tongue..

and i can’t decide which i love more.. teasing cove bc he needs to have you, or teasing cove bc he gets so wound up from you needing him often

bc both is so delicious, and both of them scratch my brain so much

cove eagerly eating you out / sucking you off at the beach, he can’t even focus on teaching you surfing/surfing with you or building sandcastles, etc. because all he can think about is you n having his mouth on you…

you’ll show him a new outfit or sit in his lap or cuddle up next to him, etc. and now he’s thinking about ruining you in those clothes or sinking onto his knees giving you head while you lay back on the couch, still focused on your show

i love how in the ORCA dinner moment cove gets tense when you touch his thigh

i think he’d definitely be obsessed with you teasing him, working him up, dirty talking him especially

oh fuck i almost forgot. in the first patreon nsfw moment, he loves when you pull away before he finishes and you “don’t want it to end”

so technically this is canon <3333

so he’d definitely love is you pulled up to your date one day, anklet on and looking so lovely

n you’re touching his thigh, telling him how good he looks, kissing him suddenly and then pulling him into a deeper kiss when he gets it together

at some point you end up in his car, too busy swapping spit and slipping your hands where you can to get a feel of each other under those clothes, to even make it home

of course eventually you do, but even then your teasing doesn’t stop

ohhh sitting in his lap, rolling your hips into his, kissing him breathless until he’s babbling

you try to pull away, partially to tease cove but also because its late and his dad will be back any time now

but he convinces you to just get each other off, that you’ll have enough time so please?

and while you’re jerking cove off, you hear cliff’s car pull up and cove has not been quiet whatsoever, you couldn’t possibly risk it

but he’s so desperate, he’s so close to finishing, you can’t stop now!!

on the verge of tears prbly, all blushy and hot and a total mess

babbling about how he’ll be quiet so please make him cum, he’ll be good so please.

he’s such a doll, and he does keep his promise, even if it means shoving your undies in his mouth or muffling him some other way, like with your hands, lips, or sex

or you can let him bite/hide his face in the pillow, messing up his bed from all his squirming…

fuck this turned into such a big ramble tysm for sending this, im sorry i used this as a chance to unleash my apocalypse of horny brainworms LOL

[yepmadness]

Malevolent Part 44

Spoilers under cut :))

Just my thoughts I wrote down while I listened

Oh…oh. He’s no longer being called “the entity” in the episode description. He’s his own person. He’s like—he found himself in that. He knows who he is now. Fully. He is himself, who he wants to be. I haven’t even listened yet and I’m going to sob.

Honestly mostly thought calling him “the entity” was a thing for any new listeners. So they didn’t get spoiled about the name and all that. But always thought it was kinda odd considering he’s called John so early on.

But it was an intentional choice. He’s *John* now. Wholly. And fully. And he believes that too and so it shows.

God I’m so attached to this mf.

The singing is lovely actually. Have no idea what the fuck is going on through. Song seems fitting lol.

BLOOD AND SAND WOOO

“Where am I?” yeah I wanna know too dude.

I like this waiter :))

Oh we going back. Sorry Arthur. We know where this goes.

“I’ll take care of you,” and what if I sob then, hm?

No I’m with John on this one let’s just take a week I don’t care if it’s in the fucking worm womb. We got a bed.

I LOVE YORRICK. Anyone who tells me I shouldn’t is wrong.

Oooh. Arthur doesn’t remember. Hm hm. Fun.

“Not when, if”

John…buddy. Arthur’s human :(( also don’t like the constant death foreshadowing lately guys. I know he just died but I really need Arthur not to die at the end of all of this please.

Arthur don’t word shit like that stay alive for you, you bastard.

LMAO, Yorrick is so fucking silly. The dark world will embrace you :D.

FUCKING FINALLY ARMOR. LESS CHANCE OF GETTING STABBED WOOO. Hopefully this breastplate goes relatively low because we get stabbed in the gut a lot.

Oh no we are being depressing about Faroe again :(. Arthur has suffered so much im so sorry my guy. John is being so sweet about it I love him.

NOOO YORRICK LET THEM HAVE THEIR SILLY MANTRA

I love our new trio sooo much.

Arthur was totally looking to be called “someone not to fuck with” again when he put that armor on lol.

Arthur :(( read the letter. I’m begging you. It’s gonna get destroyed and then we will ALL be sad about it.

“We have six more bullets” John i love you but that will not help.

The ringing when Arthur starts to like, talk, is interesting. Wonder if it’s just because he’s remembering being stabbed..or?? Either way interesting to me.

OH WAIT JOHN DID TELL HIM??? IM SURPRSED???

WAIT FUCK ARE WE BEING SWEET??

“And you know I love you too. And that I couldn’t do this without you.”

Im am going to sob I love them so so so much. They’re my guys ;-;

HE FOUGHT FOR WHO HE IS SO HARD.

AHHH

emotional moment over and I’m devastated.

No we are not sending Arthur into nasty ass water with his wound??? No???

Im with John, how about no??

Mmm. Yorrick is being weird. Once again reminded of the whole, don’t trust vanguards. But like…he’s a silly guy.

The background music tells me this is a bad idea guys. Let’s not drown. We have had enough of that.

YORRICK UNDER THE WATER HA

You think dying would have made them make better choices but noooo.

John are you like…guilty about killing her? Haunted by it? He sounds kinda…upset :(.

ARTHUR WHAT DID I JUST SAY.

“YESS OORTHUR”

THEYRE SO HAPPY YES. LAUGH. JOY. (Yorrick has no fuckibg idea why we are laughing love him)

Lmao Arthur I think if you didn’t let John help he would have strangled you. Stop getting injured.

Aw Arthur not letting John apologize, it’s not his fault aaaah.

Yeah Yorrick is planning smth but I love him too much to hate him for whatever his evil plans are.

“You’ll see.” Cryptic bitch.

ALEXANDER!!!

“Owl don’t eat people, boys” I LOVE THIS.

This is too soft I’m so happy.

“Somebody knows your order.” Uh huh. Someone we know hmm. A certain guy I want to meet. Eventually? I can hope.

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Yeah I fucking loved this episode. Easily one of my favorites. EASILY. it was just so sweet. And silly. I love these guys so much.

[kevinsdsy]

hi i just want you to know that i live laugh love u and 4 u. also like- when u can- u should totally tell me something abt shawn, derrick, and derek and how be their relationship cos like i love them and u gave them life. to me u r their second mother honestly. drink water :)

AHHH STOP ILY AND I’M SO GLAD YOU’VE ASKED ME TO TALK MY SHIT ABOUT THEM BC I LOVE THEM AND THINK ABOUT THESE CHARACTERS WITH ABOUT ZERO LINES TOO MUCH

anyway their relationship is sooo chaotic. like the team basically knows the three of them are dating, but people outside of the team don’t really know nor realise whatever the dynamic is so there are crazy rumours going around about them

people are convinced someone is cheating in the relationship but they cant figure out who is actually cheating bc people are convinced they’ve seen shawn kiss derek even tho he’s in a relationship with derrick but then others are convinced derrick and derek have kissed too so they can’t seem to figure out

shawn has outright told someone in his class he’s dating both but since shawn is known for his silliness they assumed it was a lie/joke which doesn’t help the situation 😭😭

and now i’m rambling a lot about a silly lil backstory even tho im sure u meant for me to talk about their dynamic so moving on SHDKDHDJ

OKAY so in my mind shawn & derek are basically always being silly, meanwhile derrick is more grounded and has a calm aura

so throughout the socmed au i had this headcanon going on where shawn sleeps A LOT and that’s still going on in my mind

so whenever shawn gets exhausted and is too tired to be energetic he lets derrick & derek chitchat while falling asleep to them talking

most of the time it’s easy for him to fall asleep bc whenever shawn isn’t jumping around and moving a lot derrick likes to play with his hair

when sharing a bed shawn is almost always in the middle (he needs attention all the time or he’ll combust in ashes)

but also he likes to give attention

he especially likes to bombard derek with a lot of kisses all over his face because derek gets shy about it

shawn & derek are soooo soft w each other meanwhile whenever shawn & derrick make out its soooo hot & desperate

on the otherhand when derek & derrick make out it’s really tender & soft too. in my mind derek just needs a lot of love and tenderness idek why he just does <3333

when it’s the three of them together tho it’s sooo different tho.

a lot of derrick watching and taking the lead w both of them and telling them what to do iyk what i mean

what who said that?

hmmm what else??

a lot of them just making fun of each other and being silly

never planning dates they just randomly find themselves on dates without actually realising it

everything they do is spontaneous— going out to eat. karaoke. hanging out outside. study dates etc etc

this is getting kind of long i feel like ?? idk ?? but these are the general ideas i have w them— when i think of more i’m sure i’ll be annoying enough to keep y’all updated SHDKDHDDN hope this was okay and what u hoped to get!!!!

[feyhunter78]

AHHH it’s you!!! The bringer of joy. So I’m not sure if you’re open to questions about your own writing, but I’m super intrigued what led you to writing character x reader stories? Do you have a favorite romantic lead to write?

STOP IM OBSESSED WITH YOU

I totally am!!! Honestly I only started writing them because I read them for so long and was like “hold up I’ve got ideas like this too” and then I wrote nothing because I was nervous, and then I just finally couldn’t keep them to myself anymore so I put them up online😂

Ooooo so I think my favorite is Miguel because he’s kinda easy to write? He has really defined character traits and acts in a pretty routine way so I’m never too worried about writing him too OOC because the playbook is already there!

[lusthurts]

sebastian and blaine for the character asks <3

ahhh hi bestie im so excited to yap about these two <333

sebastian smythe

how I feel about this character

Sebastian is the love of my life <3 I'm obsessed with writing this character and reading this character and consuming any and all content related to this character.

I have sooooo many head canons about him, and the way I feel about him/his backstory/his personality has evolved a ton over the years, even since I've been writing about him. He has that snark and edge that I love to a character with a clearly very interesting past that we have complete creative liberties to explore. it's so fun and I love him !

all the people I ship romantically with this character

BLAINE! seblaine is of course my otp, and no ship will ever come close to them for me in terms of the extreme brain rot obsession I have because of them - I love that they sort of balance each other out and have this undeniable chemistry that's pretty monumental for both of them and leaves a lot of room for us to explore

I don't think anything will ever come close to them for me, and I fully cannot bring myself to get behind kurtbastian no matter how much I love enemies to lovers as a trope (though when my mutuals write kurtbastian I still try to read it lol)

I did enjoy writing jeff x sebastian in how bright we burn (totally snuck up on me on accident - he needed to be with one of the other warblers for plot reasons and I picked Jeff because they're always in shots together in canon) but that's not something I think I'd ever be super into on like,, a bigger scale - I love it as a platonic ship though

my non-romantic otp for this character

honestly, the warblers as a whole - I really like the idea of Sebastian not really fitting in anywhere/never feeling at home anywhere before dalton and being very reluctant to get close with them at first which resulted in him coming on a little strong/trying to take control rather than trying to develop meaningful friendships, but then by the end he's found he really cares about them and wants them to succeed and finally feels like he's found a home and core group of friends

OH and i ADORE his friendship with cooper in the I'll be there for you series - their dynamic together is fantastic and I think probably the best written friendship for Sebastian that I've ever read

my unpopular opinion about this character

I'm not sure if this is unpopular or not, but I do really like that he's an imperfect person who clearly has a lot of growing up to do. He acts like an asshole and he is one kind of a lot of the time, but even the things he does maliciously aren't meant to be that harmful, and there's clearly a complicated person beneath the surface. I love slutty Sebastian and snarky Sebastian and bullying/blackmail/assault Sebastian so so much

I also don't like the idea of him being "soft" or immediately comfortable in a relationship with blaine just because he's the person he's meant to be with - a lot of my head canons about him revolve around him having a kind of unhealthy relationship with love/relationships, and I don't think it's realistic that they'd just immediately be in a happy relationship. I love fluff as much as the next person, but I definitely don't think their problems end when they get together.

one thing I wish would happen/had happened with this character in canon

obviously seblaine - even if they'd just given us a little bit behind the scenes (what were those phone calls and texts??? they were clearly good friends!!)

I wish he'd been around more after season 3 - I realize because of real life reasons this was impossible, and he probably would've been back quite a bit if it wasn't for the flash, but I would've loved to see him develop friendships and plots and sing more songs and maybe have a relationship or two

blaine anderson

how I feel about this character

he's one of my first favorite glee characters and one of the main reasons I still love this show

I think I relate to him more than I relate to any of the other characters in the show - he has that passionate, overachiever, ruthless drive for success thing that Rachel has but he's also clearly very anxious about things and experiences depression and has some attachment issues, and I think all that makes him a much more complicated character than he's given credit for

all the people I ship romantically with this character

Sebastian ofc - see above lol

I used to be a huge blam fan - I haven't read or written them in a long time but I still think this is probably my second favorite blaine ship - they have a lot of chemistry together with a lot of fantastic scenes and development in season 4 specifically, and I think this would've been a cool path to go down during their senior year in the post-kurt/mercedes era

I also used to love klaine (prior to realizing how toxic that relationship was lol) - they were def cute in season 2, and they were probably one of the first queer ships I saw on tv that I felt that attached too. I think if handled better in the later seasons they could've been great, and I think if they're written well they can be a lovely ship - I played blaine in a glee rpg during covid (dark times lmao) and I found writing klaine with a person who really cared for writing Kurt's character well to be super fun

my non-romantic otp for this character

definitely sam & tina! blamtina is my favorite trio in the show, and I think their friendship felt very realistic and well-developed, especially for something that really only existed to that extent for one season

a close second would be rachel - I think blaine and rachel definitely get each other in a way the other new directions don't really, and I enjoy their dynamic a lot, especially in the beginning of season 6

oh and the warblers. he referred to that group as a brotherhood and then just,, left ? makes it hard to believe they were as close as he said, but I also will die on the hill that he must've had strong relationships with those guys if they got him from how he must've felt post Sadie Hawkins to the guy that was confidently singing the lead at every performance

my unpopular opinion about this character

while I do think he was occasionally too whiny and treated as a caricature in the later seasons, I also think a lot of that was the natural progression of his character given the circumstances he was dealing with. I think it's very natural for insecurities to come up when you go from where he was at in season 2 (star/lead vocalist of the warblers, admired and beloved by his peers, confidently helping Kurt through the bullying and trauma of McKinley) to season 3 (ignored/disregarded by ND's leaders like finn, only getting the occasional line or two in performances, treated almost exclusively as Kurt's boyfriend)

he was more interesting in seasons 2 & 4 when he was single than he was at any point during his relationship with kurt

one thing I wish had happened with this character in canon

seblaine !

or honestly getting to see him in any romantic relationship with someone other than Kurt (karofsky doesn't count lol we all collectively pretend that didn't happen)

why do we know like nothing about his life !! he's one of the major characters in the show (second in solos only to Rachel I think?) and yet all we get are a few one off and very concerning lines about his dad??? then his mom randomly shows up at the wedding??? and cooper's there but only for an episode and then never brought up again??? girl what I need to know his lore

[rysttle]

hi! i’m thinking about starting to get into doing digital art commissions, but i don’t know how to get started. do you have any advice on how to get started?

Ahhh honestly im probably the worst person to ask (guy who used to sell commissions at 2 bucks lmao) but

I'd say you can start by making a commission sheet of what you'd want to open commissions for (like bust , waist, full body for characters or if you're doing other things like bg art maybe, etc)

You can also add samples of your previous works I think! Works that you think might give people an idea of how the finished work would be like whether it is a full coloured one or a lineart or whatever you are opening commissions for ^^

Brain is blank rn but if i can think of other things I'll add it here!

[allamericanb-tch]

you signed up for this thoughts (1)

currently riding off the adrenaline rush that was doing my final project for english literally 30 minutes before it was due. will i be pulling an all nighter? i hope not. i have things to do tomorrow. but it is entirely possible. it is currently 12:11 am on may 4th. i will be back with the time when i stop reading. ok. it’s 1:50 am and im done with chapter two. i’m tired but also im not but im going to force myself to sleep bc ill regret it if i dont. 

chapter 1

guys i need long rosekiller fic recs. this is so irrelevant but

cruel summer! i love swifties.

modern AUs are really starting to grow on me

guys i love dorcas so much she’s so cool i’m in love with her 

celsius jump scare (i just looked up the conversion and 30°C is 86°F which is PERFECT WEATHER what is regulus yapping about)

“honestly, straight guys. a mystery to regulus.”

“dorcas is almost too gay to function.” we should totally just stab caesar!!!

they’re in spain why did i think they were in australia

BARTY?!

yes dorcas you ARE a bad bitch

i’m living for dorcas and regulus friendship

lily! my love <3

remus!

JAMES POV!!! james is my favorite guys i love him so much

is james hispanic in this omg (wait yeah that would make sense if this takes place in spain…) hispanic james is so dear to me

MARLENE!!!! just a mention of her but i love marlene. so. much.

no why is he being mean ☹️ i mean i get why but james fleabag potter is the most Genuinely Nice Guy to every Genuinely Nice Guy

peter!

frank!!

hogwarts spa and resort 😭

regulus pov again!

rip bartylus ☹️

six weeks!

the tired is setting in i might just read one chapter and then go to sleep

omg black brothers reunion when??

james pov again! i’m glad this fic clarifies the povs i like that

eeee jegulus

sex wax mention

regulus pov again again! 

dorcas calling remus “tall dark and handsome” genuinely that phrase confused me so much for so long (it still does) like im just imagining them being enveloped in a perpetual shadow

what the fuck is a half british half american accent with a spanish twang

this fic is irking me, but generally all modern AUs do

“there go his plan for ogling” REAL

james pov again again!

sirius!

not lily thinking regulus is dorcas’ boyfriend

sirius is a short queen and i love him 

remus pov!!!

eeee sirius

wolfstarwolfstarwolfstar

PANDORA!!!!!!!

i love remus and regulus friendship

i love long end notes

chapter 2

“But also, he’s so freaking tired.” james being the realest ever

enemies to lovers wolfstar

SIRIUS BEING 5’5 i love it

regulus pov! 

oooooo

jegulus is jegulusing

i have to pee SO BAD rn omg

eee james pov

oh me oh my 

remus pov! 

dorcas!!!!!

regulus pov again 

chapter 3

i am back many hours later (i am driving to prom) (don’t worry i am not the one driving)

excited for this one

i have no idea what the work aspect of this fic is about

STOP DONT CALL SUNSCREEN CREAM AHHH

“i’m weird. i’m a weirdo. i don’t fit in. i don’t want to fit in.” 

platonic prongsfoot ❤️‍🩹

“i want to be marlene when i grow up” REAL

i hate the way paraphernalia is spelled so much

dorlene!!!!!!

marlene 😭 i love her so much

ew stop saying tall dark and handsome it’s so wattpad

dorlene is dorlening

i think regulus is going to stumble upon sirius rn

I KNEW IT AHHH

and he’s running away

AH james

jegulus is jegulusing

oh my god

this is so wattpad and im living for it honestly

“hello brother” BAH STOP

regulus having a canis major tattoo ❤️‍🩹

chapter 4

i stopped reading and it is now one more day later

james is so. james.

“Grumbling under his breath, he connects his phone via Bluetooth and finds his one sad playlist. It exists for emergencies only, but he thinks this qualifies.” HELP

regulus has been found 

jegulus jegulus jegulus

james 😭 

regulus having a peanut allergy

jamessss whyyyy ☹️

barty jump scare

stoppppp omg ew

lily!!!!!

pandora!! i love her so much

🎶you look like stevie nicks🎶

pandalily ?! eat. 

i love pandora so much omg

greyback ??

james and sirius 

chapter 5

what is 1700 in normal time

sirius leaving the note for regulus ❤️‍🩹 

remus “i can’t fucking stand you” lupin and sirius “you’re welcome to kneel” black

dorcas!

arepas mmm

dorcas!

PLEASE barty and regulus texting i can’t with them

i lpve moonwater

chapter 6

dinner ahhh

beer is literally just bread soda

james is such a mom friend

midnights !!!!!

NOAH KAHAN !!!!!

sirius has excellent music taste

jegulus ahhh

peter 😭 i love him so much

stop this is giving me the ick

WHAT THE F

i’m eating this enemies to lovers wolfstar up please they need to kiss so bad

jegulus

chapter 7

regulus just pining

yes sirius you’re absolutely right lost the breakup IS a banger

MATILDA IS NOT A SKIP

omg is it called you signed up for this bc of the maisie peters song. 

“There are only two reasons Sirius will get out of bed before eight am. Mortal peril or good waves.”

sirius and remus alone together ?!

KISS ALREADY

AHHHHHHH

wolfstar is wolfstaring

oh they’re really going at it

yeah that was really. hmm. i mean good for them honestly but

“Remus’ mouth twitches, then he looks at Sirius, who is trying very hard to avoid his gaze for some reason. It’s odd, and Regulus doesn’t like it. Did they have a fight or something?” yeah or something

sirius and regulus ☹️

marlene 😭 icon as always

james!

yay i love dancing

regulus being regulus (pining after james)

chapter 8

oh? hanky panky in this chapter ?!

no hablo español

regulus calling james mr darcy

THE HAND FLEX SCENE yes it is a classic

mcdonald’s so america core

james carrying an epipen for regulus ❤️‍🩹

omg they’re going dancing

james respectful king

omg daddy yankee mention we used to listen to his songs in middle school spanish class 

jegulus is jegulusing omg

sirius pov 

eeeee wolfstar happenings

moonwater friendship <3

CANNON FODDER 😭

chapter 9

lily!!!!!

pandora ?!

i love lesbian lily

pandalily!

keeping it platonic my ass

yeah inside joke. sure.

“If Mary finds out he took Remus into the staff corridor, she’ll neuter him” 😭😭

wow this author just loves the phrase “kisses their teeth”

i love sirius and regulus

BAH REGULUS AND THE TAYLOR REFERENCES i love him so much

regulus having no friends his whole life he’s just like me fr

james you menace

STOP SAYING CREAM IM BEGGING YOU

“While Regulus is having a small, private crisis” that’s one way to put it

i really don’t like barty in this which is sad for me because i love barty

“Do you really want to faint in front of Sirius like you’re a Victorian lady?”

what are they doing

please stop saying “#/10 would ___” it’s so millennial 

i was gonna stop here but i think i will read one more

chapter 10

hanky panky hanky panky

i love dorlene 

i love pandalily

we need more wlw centric fics if i was confident in my writing abilities that is what i would do

dorcas!! 

guys i love dorlene so much

being a multishipper is so fun bc i love marylily so much but pandalily eats every time

i love forced proximity

sirius having to run after remus bc sirius is Very Short and remus is Very Tall so real

oh they’re in the backseat now

oh jegulus

oh me oh my

THEYRE KISSING AHHHHHHH

stop i can’t believe it’s only been a week

they’re really going at it aren’t they

ew stop this is giving me the ick

ok im going to read another chapter

chapter 11

this is the last one i swear

sirius telling lily! underrated friendship frfr

marlene!

i love jegulus so much omg

i love the word magnanimous 

remus telling regulus

poor dorcas ☹️

“You’re like a pesky mosquito, you know that?” Remus groans, shaking his head. Unbelievable.

“Hmm, yeah, I guess. I mean, I’d like to bite you.” 😭😭 sirius you menace

regulus you menace

“You are a menace.” this is exactly what i’ve been saying

sirius jump scare

oh me oh my

i love pandora

oh ?!

ok reading the next chapter

chapter 12

oh me oh my

not imagine dragons 😭

hospital 🫡

eeeeee they’re kissing

wolfstar

sleepover ?!

why is this hilarious

sirius is such a menace

i love sirius and regulus so much

“Barty made Regulus feel like the world was against them. James makes Regulus feel like it’s them against the world.”

dorcas! 

dorlene ☹️

jegulus is jegulusing

ew stop this is giving me the ick

ok i actually have to sleep now 

[thelunarsystemwrites]

You asked for it luv

*crack fingers*

Seriously though ily/plat and your ideas

So atm I'm currently building on my BittyBaker!Au, with a side blog to go with it. Atm I've decided I want these baked Bitties deliciously any flavour you can find them in.

This AU it's definitely Cookie Run Kingdom inspired, as I've made an OC sans to be the 'Witch'-- whom bakes these little decadent goods with the power of a mysterious patron. (Meee)

The OC I currently plan at first having him be really cold about the little snack Bitties he bakes, but eventually he'll have an entire Arc where he really gets into baking these guys with love and care.

Still though, he doesn't see them as much as baked goods that he can monch on and sell occasionally. (He doesn't understand that the GBA marks him as A Bitty producer, as he can't really think of them like pets.)

Anyways Lunar ilyy I hope you're doing amazing and honestly I want to hear what's in your noggin too!!

AHHH YES IM SO SO EXCUTED FOR THE BAKED BITTIES!!

I remember looking at the first post I saw of them and like AWEE he as smol as a cupcake!!

Also AWEEE I love when a character goes from cold hearted to a heart of gold!!

As for me, currently working on LemonareTale! Which is a post pacifist AU where Sans, Papyrus, and Frisk run a fairly successful lemonade stand! ^^

YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO CONTINUE IF YOU WANT!! :D /gen/pos/nf!!

Now I will eat your lore NOOOOMMM

[emlovslennon]

Hi, it's me again! :)

So, I was wondering if you could write me a little something for Johnny! I just watched Nowhere Boy so I'm on a Quarrymen John kick, so maybe something of John hitting on the girl in the crowd during his first show with them at the garden party?

Or if not, another idea is:

Maybe something with fluff and smut like John being insecure about his weight at the beach, and the girl helps him feel better about himself and feel sexy by showing him how much she loves and wants him. Sorry I just think chubby John is so handsome and beautiful just the way he is! Poor boy didn't know how beautiful he was.

Sorry for saying two things, I just have a lot of ideas. Honestly, this is the first time I've ever requested something from someone since I'm new to the fandom and Tumblr 💀

Thank you! ❤️

AH IM HONORED IM YOUR FIRST CHOICE!!! Omg i love both of these so imma try to do the first one cuz oml quarrymen john >>> LOVE THIS IDEA!!

Era: 1958

Warnings: none :)

-

You watched as this new group “The Quarrymen” played for the first time, your friend brought you up to this, mainly because she found out you’ve clearly taken a liking to John Lennon, the lead singer, and, you knew you couldn’t deny it. But you just never felt the courage to go up and talk to him, and besides, you’re a complete goodie two shoes, what on earth would a teddy want with you? Well, unbeknownst to you, that was all about to change.

“Oi! You there! Yes! You!” You heard someone shout, you immediately turned your head from your friend to see John, staring directly at you and pointing right in your direction. You were absolutely stunned, there’s no way this happening, right? He must be pointing at someone else.

“M-me?” You said, embarrassed to be to loud, just in case it wasn’t you, the other girls around you were screaming their heads off.

“Why, yes you! Couldn’t you see i was bloody pointing at you? Meet me after the show, I need to talk to you” he said, smirking devilishly, your heart skipped a beat and your cheeks were crimson, there’s no way he just said that to you.

After the show, everyone started to leave, some girls giving you side eyes and others saying very cruel things, but you waited for John, and before you knew it, everyone was gone, but out came John walking towards you.

“A-are you sure you wanted me?” You asked, completely unsure and quite frankly very insecure, you felt as if there was plenty of prettier girls in that crowd.

“Of course, i told you to wait, didn’t I? I wanted to tell you that you’re absolutely stunning, I see you in art class and can never stop staring at you, none of those other birds can compare to you, I just know it, I just, I feel like I need you” he said, slowly caresses your arms with his hands, you felt as if you couldn’t even form words, but you knew you needed to.

“John.. I-I like you too, I was just scared to tell you, I felt you wouldn’t feel the same and id make a fool of myself, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you soo-“

And with that, John gave you soft, passionate kiss on your lips.

“No need for that, love, you made me the biggest fool in Liverpool over how crazed I am for you.”

-

SORRY IF THIS WAS SHORT AHHH BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT I LOVED WRITING THIS

[updownlately]

Yeah thats what i feel. You literally guilt trip them like yeah i see it’s your birthday but i low-key walk past you and don’t give you my shirt but will this person be mean online about me? It’s probably a mind fuck for them now.

Last season leah gave away almost every game her shirt but i think she got called out for it because she suddenly stopped doing it. And there is also the shirts that go for donation. The ones with the poppy flower always get donated for charity, you literally have to tell beggers that they cannot have it and they will ask for a jacket or anything. Almost feels like they just need to have something to show and tell or something 😂😂

Idk what the turning point has been for this that it got so bad with all these signs?

Like Viv also mentioned people want videos for the sister of a friend or the dog from the grandma and all that stuff and that it gets a bit too much.

Yeah i hear ya, i had this with Lucy in 2017 i was so star struck that i silently asked for a picture and a signature and then hit myself for the head 😂😂. It’s these things you think back off haha.

Honestly i have no idea where i found the courage to speak to Leah and tell her i followed her for 6years and Arsenal for a lifetime 😂😂😂

yeah i feel like it just feels so impersonal now, which must make them just feel kinda poor yk?

but yeah no, i honestly am surprised that leah gave away so many shirts. you'd think she'd keep many of them for sentimental value but whatever works for her!

ahhh poor viv :( yeah no i feel like new fans expect the old fan treatment, which just can't happen unfortunately. it isn't logistical anymore yk?

but yeah no, im probably gonna be kicking myself for that moment for life unfortunately....got a picture with steph but i couldn't even look her in the eyes 😭😭😭

nah that's impressive btw lol. i could never and i commend your social skills.

[sugar-omi]

LET ME QUOTE THIS SHIT FOR YOU DIRECT. I SEND MY LIL PICTURE AND IT'S ALL CUTE 'N SHIT RIGHT? AND I'M WATCHING HIM TYPE...THEN STOP...THEN TYPE...THEN STOP...THEN FINALLY HE SENDS LIKE FIFTEEN TEXTS ALL AT ONCE?

'wow.'

'you. wwow'

'you're very. mm'

'you have really nice thighs'

'EYES'

'I MEANT EYES'

'SORRY TEXT TO SPEECH WAS BEING WEIRD'

'but i like the um. the way it looks on you'

to which i responded: 'the way what looks on me? lol'

AND THE RESPONSE I GET?

'the heels. a nd the ankle bracelet ofcourse'

'you have.'

'i don't want to sound weird but your legs are really nice'

AND I'M SITTING HERE FLABBERGASTED. AND HE'S TRYING TO RECOVER WITH 'NOT IN LIKE A WEIRD WAY I JUST NOTICED YOU HAVE SOME MUSCLE DEFINITION AND IT'S GOOD YOU'RE GETTING YOUR GAINS UP' (i don't have any muscle definition. it's all bounce. he's not fooling ANYONE.)

anyways...

BABY IS INSANE HELLO??? NO BC THE WAY I'D FOLD OMFG 😭 pet names make me WEAK... NO IT'S THE WAY HE CALLED ME BUN IN OUR FIRST CERAMICS CLASS TOGETHER. LIKE. MAYBE IT WAS THE BUNNY HAIRCLIPS I HAD ON THAT DAY?? BUT???? OH MY GOD. OHHH MY G. DOES THIS MEAN HE WANTS ME

I LITERALLY DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO IDK WHY WE'RE MOVING THIS FAST??? HELLO???? I THINK THE MUTUAL CRUSH IS RLY RLY OBVIOUS BC I WAS THIRSTING FROM THE START BUT LIKE . IK IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA TO RUSH INTO THINGS SO IMA TAKE MY SWEET TIME TEASING HIM I THINK 😋😋😋

SHIT IM SO SORRY I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS BC I DIDNT WANNA FORGET WHAT I WANTED TO SAY BUT THEN I FORGOT TO POST MY RESPONSE.... ANYWAY

AHHH HIM STUMBLING OVER TEXT IS SO CUTE ITS SO 🤭🤭🤭 LMAOO ALL BOUNCE IS SO REAL

he's so real for his response honestly.... id have to blow up your picture n bow to it everyday if I was him actually. thank you God for the most bomb pussy to grace my presence 🙇

ALSO BUN IS SO CUTEEE!!! imma have to see these hair clips, they must have power in them as well. n yes, omg, enjoy teasing him 🤭 THE TEASING IS THE FUN PART!!! even when you're together it keeps things interesting, it can be funny too

BUT AYE!!! (I'm assuming) HE SAW U FIRST SO YOU HAVE THE UPPER HAND!!! RUIN HIM!!! BREAK. HIS. BACK!!!!!

[sorryimananti-romantic]

im terry loyal but HOLY HECK BLOND SOOBIE BOOBIE MADE A COMEBACK IM CRYINNGNGNNG LEGIT IN TEARS RN OMDSDS 😭😭😭😭 bro looks majestic like he looks too expensive to look at 😞 lord have mercy 😭😭😭

N BLOND YEONJUN?? i dare say he looks better in blond than pink?? 🙃 he looks so ethereal oh my goodness i can totally see him in a fantay book like hshjsjdjxbdjjdkskd im honestly living for this era 😭 i think its the combination of subtle makeup and js the background in general that makes the photos look so realistically unreal if ygm

ALSO those rhinestones r prolly smth important lore-wise like the fairy dust in temptation cod i noticed one on terry's finger

SPEAKING OF TERRY

blud looks so pretty in long hair like i love his short hair but long hair taehyun is what i never knew i needed N THE CONTACT LENSES like ive had a love-hate relationship w idols wearing blue lenses but pair them with the right shade of blond n fix the lighting and you'll get some divine concept photos

ALSO notice how it's golden hour? opposite of blue hour?? and the field they're in looks like the field from blue hour ygm? lemme get a pic

it looks like this field but the grass and wtv those other things r have grown out cos the eras have changed

i may change my profile to blond soobin 😞😞😞

when i tell u i fell in love when temptation concept photos came out n now tomorrow concept photos??? I NEED A BLOND SOOBIN PHOTOCARD 👹👹👹👹👹

honestly i feel like it's a bit too early to begin a next chapter in their discography storyline. or maybe its js cos im a moa that i feel like its going too fast idk 😭

😭😭😭 you're absolutely right about all of this idk where to begin

first of all omg the aesthetics this time around are unreal?? the glowy look and all the golden ahhh this comeback is ethereal and this is like sugar rush ride era but light mode iykwim 😭

and they look so ethereal each and everyone of them 😭 this shade of blonde on yeonjun lemme go kiss the stylists and terry long hair he looks so fluffy argghhh AND OFC SOOBIE BOOBIE 😭😭

you're right about the lens too i dislike lens bc most of the times they're very very obvious and honestly looks really bad on camera 💀 but when coordinated with the hair and the whole look sometimes it creates the best looks ever

oooo ive heard bits and pieces about their lores i honestly don't keep up with any sort of lores but i do have a general idea what youre talking about. but this is a new chapter you say?? that really does feel early 😭 i swear time goes so fast i just stopped listening to their prev comeback and they're already here with a new one 😭 this girlie can't keep up AHAHA

[kimberly-spirits13]

hey! i love your posts, particularly battinson ones. i was curious about your shifting experience, maybe you could tell a little more about that? you mentioned building batmobile with bruce, so i’m just going to assume it was pre-canon. if so, how was it like to live through movies events? what about selina? maybe more battinson hcs in general? (please more battinson headcanons) please share literally anything you’re comfortable sharing.i hope i’m not overstepping. best wishes! <3

AHHH I GOT YOU YOURE FINE-

mkay i’ve really got to start posting more- im thinking about a battinson ✨series✨ anyways i’ll tell you the deets.

so basically i script out the stuff i’d like so yes building the batmobile was pre canon, i knew we’d do that it was just a skill i’d built into how i wanted to shift. honestly i’m here to say that shifting is probably intense lucid dreaming. like there’s lucid dreaming and then shifting. it’s very fun. i’d say it’s like going under anesthesia kind of sleep is how it is when i hard core lucid dream shift kinda deal. like it’s a fall asleep BAM you’re dead asleep BAM you just suddenly wake up. there’s no slowly waking up. and then BAM you’re asleep again.

selena and I are besties. I scripted that she and Bruce have no attraction other than we’re all besties. we work together in kicking falcone’s butt and go to museums and jewelry shopping. btw she’s a coffee girl.

i like to script which events happen. mainly through fanfic and things like that. some things are like the comics, wattpad, tumblr, the batman movie… it just depends. the riddler thing was… interesting. he’s definitely a real perv and not my kinda guy. tho he did not kill falcone cause falcone is just too interesting of a character. falcone instead had a body double that he uses and instead was off away from Gotham in NYC. i just make adjustments as i like and go with the flow.

more about the batmobile- i’m studying engineering. always loved science, always loved mechanics and building. i’ve got some preconceived knowledge and ideas on car mechanics and things like that, however, i don’t see someone not being able to do something like that because they don’t have prior experience.

i really do enjoy the shifting- it’s really like lucid dreaming on steroids i think. while there’s no alternative reality that you’re slipping away to, it’s training your mind to be comfortable in deep dreaming and slumber and taking control of your dreams. it’s meditative and fun to do when you’re not abusing it a ton. i really recommend to those who think they’d like it.