#alfred pennywor

[anyaharveyii]

someone pLEASE WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT THE BATFAM WATCHING THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE IT'S NOT A WANT ITS A NEED I'M DEAD SERIOUS!!!

give me bruce barely holding his shit together when his kids start belting "CAUSE I'M A BILLIONAAAAAREEE" every time he walks into a room.

give me alfred sighing and shaking his head each time someone mutters "alfred-da-butt-ler" under their breath while passing him in the kitchen.

give me dick taking the RELENTLESS teasing for how his character was portrayed like the unbothered king he is and agreeing to wear a pair of googly-eye goggles on patrol for a week.

give me jason subconsciously healing some of his own trauma after watching the most ridiculous, unthreatening version of the joker to ever exist (no, bruce, it's not a solution, but it's a start).

give me barbara and bruce refusing to even look each other in the eyes for a solid week, because seriously WTF WAS THAT, and everyone finding their discomfort absolutely hilarious.

give me the batkids making a meme out of bruce by doing shit like hissing every time someone turns on the lights or working snake clown references into the most random conversations, and bruce getting up and exiting the room every. damn. time.

give me bruce pretending to hate the movie but secretly loving whenever one of his kids begs him to put it on during movie night, because it reminds him that in every universe (no matter how outrageous or ridiculous) he loves and is loved by his family.

[doctorslippery]

(via Rouph Mochammad Khalimurra'uf on Instagram: “Family is everything, even batman needs a family. Although in every family there must be someone or more who is annoying but family is the…”)

[wonderlandleighleigh]

47. Cars

“You know...Dick never pulled anything like this,” Bruce Wayne comments to himself casually as he looks around the garage in Wayne Manor.

It’s seven am, it’s April first, and Alfred is standing behind him, trying his damnedest not to laugh.

Bruce knows, because he himself is also having a hard time not laughing at the sight before them. 

One tire from every single car has been removed and replaced with a cinder block. The tires are nowhere to be found.

“Well, Young Master Jason certainly has a sharp sense of humor,” Alfred says, finally letting out a chuckle. “And clearly, he’s quite dedicated.” 

The boy’s been living at the manor with them for a month.

Obviously he’s officially settled in.

“Quite,” Bruce repeats. 

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