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if gotham existed, then gotham would be florida, does that make sense?

sure, florida was florida before bruce wayne chose to become a fury instead of going to therapy, but then by becoming a superhero, he actually caused crime rates to increase (because batman's existence invites challenge, and challenge incites conflict, and yes that's a marvel reference, and no I don't care stfu it still fits).

the point is, crime led to batman, batman led to more crime, more crime led to the batfam, the batfam led to more crime ... and now florida is seen as mere child's play compared to gotham city.

like, the way that florida is portrayed in the media today? picture that but ten times worse and with masks and shit.

**side note: lmfao, imagine the batfam vacationing in florida (they'd fit right in and have the absolute time of their lives, and you cannot convince me otherwise).

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someone pLEASE WRITE A FANFIC ABOUT THE BATFAM WATCHING THE LEGO BATMAN MOVIE IT'S NOT A WANT ITS A NEED I'M DEAD SERIOUS!!!

give me bruce barely holding his shit together when his kids start belting "CAUSE I'M A BILLIONAAAAAREEE" every time he walks into a room.

give me alfred sighing and shaking his head each time someone mutters "alfred-da-butt-ler" under their breath while passing him in the kitchen.

give me dick taking the RELENTLESS teasing for how his character was portrayed like the unbothered king he is and agreeing to wear a pair of googly-eye goggles on patrol for a week.

give me jason subconsciously healing some of his own trauma after watching the most ridiculous, unthreatening version of the joker to ever exist (no, bruce, it's not a solution, but it's a start).

give me barbara and bruce refusing to even look each other in the eyes for a solid week, because seriously WTF WAS THAT, and everyone finding their discomfort absolutely hilarious.

give me the batkids making a meme out of bruce by doing shit like hissing every time someone turns on the lights or working snake clown references into the most random conversations, and bruce getting up and exiting the room every. damn. time.

give me bruce pretending to hate the movie but secretly loving whenever one of his kids begs him to put it on during movie night, because it reminds him that in every universe (no matter how outrageous or ridiculous) he loves and is loved by his family.

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Peter: Mr. Stark, how do I come out to the other Avengers? Tony: Observe. [walks over to Natasha] Hey, Nat? Natasha: [slightly wary] Yes? Tony: I put the bi in bitch. Natasha: ... congratulations? Tony: Thank you. [walks back over] The key is to be memorable and unapologetic. Your turn, kid. Peter: OK. [walks over to Steve] Excuse me, Mr. Rogers? Steve: Yes, Peter? Peter: ... Peter: I put the aye in gaye. Tony: [facepalms]

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peter parker and timothy drake would either be best friends or … yeah no they would be best friends.

two genius proteges who fight crime in their spare time? they would take over the world within five to ten business days.

also, tony stark and bruce wayne would 100% commiserate together over the monsters they’ve created.

the avengers and the batfam would be low key terrified of their friendship, but also supportive because lord knows those two have gone through enough shit and deserve each other, damn it.

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first post ...

I literally have no clue how to use Tumblr. all I know is that being part of the Harry Potter, Marvel, and DC fandoms all at once results in a lot of tears, a lot of pain, and a lot of hours spent reading fanfiction to cope with the first two.

well seeing as we're already down the rabbit hole, I might as well go further. if anyone has recommendations for other fandoms I should check out, send them my way.