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suguru's heart squeezes when he sees you sneeze because you walked past a flower
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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
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Anyone with a milk allergy needs to be on high alert. In the midst of a flurry of ongoing food recalls, the FDA has updated its initial recall of a handful of Cal Yee Farms' chocolate products to the highest risk level. Originally, the FDA announced a recall of numerous Cal Yee Farm products because they may have contained undeclared milk, soy, wheat, sesame, FD&C #6, and/or almonds. The recall has now been elevated by the FDA to the most serious level of recall, Class 1, for only a few of the affected products: the company's dark chocolate almonds, dark chocolate apricots, and dark chocolate walnuts because the chocolates contained undeclared milk.
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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.
#i'm sure there's categories i'm forgetting so please add on actually#but these are the ones that make me and family members want to tear our hair out#allergyposting#disability#ableism#my allergist & i mutually agreed i should get tested for an annatto allergy#which is what's used to make a lot of foods yellow/orange.#do you know what a lot of yellow and orange foods say on the label? “COLOR ADDED”
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Damian, with red puffy eyes: You too?
Tim, with red puffy eyes: *raises a brow* Yes?
Damian has severe pollen allergies. Tim was high.
#PLEASE LORD TAKE THESE ALLERGIES AWAY FROM ME#anyway tim asks damian to smoke later and hes like wtf#(he does it anyway tho)#or maybe not idk if i like stoner dami or anti all substances dami#damian wayne#dc robin#robin#red robin#red robin dc#tim drake#timothy drake#damian al ghul#batman#batfamily#dc comics#allergies
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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Okay Wait I need to test something
Editing for clarity as there's been some confusion in the notes:
If you're allergic to an animal that is respiratory or skin or both depending on what allergic reaction you get. If it happens after ingesting said animal that's food
Medicine falls under other, I am so sorry to all the people allergic to penicillin (&others) I forgot that medicine was a thing that existed
If you're allergic to something in the way all humans are allergic, like poison ivy or mosquitos, then you can hit no
That being said, if you're allergic to a certain plant or medication and it doesn't impact your life because you never interact with it, you're still allergic
Hopefully I addressed everything, more edits may be to come. Thank you all for participating in this incredibly scientific survey
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#funny#memes#dank memes#meirl#relatable#comedy#i know the season started a while ago#but im feeling it rn#to the person who invented allergies:#i pray that one day when you get sick someone makes you a really delicious chili stew#and you accidently get some chili on your fingers#and forget about it#and then rub your nose#jesterscourt
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frames from a video i made that were fun to draw
#I LOEV DRAWING THEMMM TRA LAL ALALLAALA#i say this whilst frolicking in a field among the flowers (im getting allergies from this)#gravity falls#fiddauthor#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#worms doodles
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sorry for fingering my belly button like that and not even showing y’all 😔
#my allergies are bad so i’m nasally um. forgive meee#i love wearing matching things and then outgrowing the top first#i’m jk i HATE IT#feedism.#feeder/feedee#feedee.#hucow.#female feedee.#housecow#weight gain kink.
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#polls#quarterly or less for me. ashsmed to admit that.#I think monthly is ideal and weekly is ridiculous#unless you have crazy bad allergies
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i want to take the time to talk about a series of disabilities that no one takes seriously or even recognizes as a disability, which is food intolerances, and allergies. if a person can get sick if they eat the wrong foods, they are disabled, as this illness will make them unable to function all because they ate the wrong food. it's not okay to guilt someone for seeking foods that won't injure them.
in 2022, i began to lose my ability to digest land meats (pork, chicken, cow, etc.), animal milks, and eggs. it started slowly but quickly progressed to every type of land meat. i am only able to digest seafood, plants, nuts, seeds safely without becoming horribly sick. i tried to buy cow's milk because it is cheaper recently and became so ill it was genuinely traumatic. i have never been that sick in my life before. i cannot safely ingest cow's milk, the cheaper option, because it will injure me for several days or even weeks at a time. this happens to me with all land meats as well.
i cannot eat eggs. i cannot fried rice that has egg, i cannot eat most sauces like mayo or ranch dressing because of their high egg content. i cannot eat anything dressed in mayo as a sauce. anything that is baked or brushed or washed with egg is a risk. my digestive system really hates eggs in particular and they are inescapable.
people who can't digest or process lactose, gluten, meats, seafood, eggs, nuts, seeds, beans, fiber, certain fats, proteins or sugars don't have their needs considered very often, nor taken seriously, especially when that person is poor. people with digestive issues need to be able to eat foods that don't hurt us- it's not our faults that alternative milks, breads, pizzas, snacks, sauces, dips, spreads, meats and more are significantly more expensive. we still need to be able to eat foods that don't harm us regardless of how much money we make.
#disability#physical disability#disabled#invisible disability#disability rights#digestive disorders#digestive health#food allergies#food intolerance#lactose intolerance#our writing#about us
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