alternative tarot meanings and rules
a collaborative project by tumblr (I hope)
instructions
0 - the fool
Meaning: Do something you meant to but never did.
Submitted by @lazywitchling
Element: surprise
1 - the magician
Rule: look through the deck and put whatever card I want in his place
Submitted by @lazywitchling
2 - the high priestess
you're going to become a milf or be adopted by one
Submitted by @happydayes28
3 - the empress
Meaning: You got this! You're the HBIC!
Reversed: You don't got this. Maybe take a rest.
Submitted by @citrinemystic
4 - the emperor
5 - the heirophant
Meaning:
Submitted by happydayes28
6 - the lovers
Meaning: Just make a fucking choice already.
Submitted by @upthewitchypunx
7 - the chariot
Meaning: You'll get it, but... are you SURE you want it? Are you **reallly** sure?
Submitted by @windvexer
Meaning: you're going to be in a car chase soon
Submitted by @happydayes28
8 - justice
Meaning: Whose Justice? Can refer to the law abused or misapplied, seems like a split card, with Justice as an Ideal juxtaposed against how it can be used to harm and oppress.
Submitted by @promiseiwillwrite
9 - the hermit
Meaning: live your best secret mystic life. You need to go find forbidden magic and hole up in your wizard tower to study it for a little while. Basically, whatever magic, occultism, whatever ur doing, keep researching it, go into the depths of theory if you can.
Reversed: maybe you've cast too many spells banned by the wizard council, or made too many deals with the pale folk under the hill.
Submitted by @compasswitch
Meaning: manipulative or abusive relationships - may indicate an affair in combination with the three of cups.
Submitted anonymously
10 - wheel of fortune
Meaning: you should listen to more podcasts. maybe find some new music. see what people recommend y’know?
Submitted by @musings-on-wisteria
Rule: When it comes up, flip all the cards over! Reverse the uprights! Upright the reversals! It's Topsy Turvy Day!
Submitted by lazywitchling
11 - strength
Meaning: Kindness is a danger to and weapon against the cruel. Take care of yourself and others. What in this situation is threatened by your tenderness? Do you want to piss it off?
Reversed: You're so ready to start throwing hands, but did you remember to drink enough water first? Yeah. I thought so. Get that self-care in and then go absolutely go buck-wild.
Element: Bismuth.
Submitted by @the-wizard-spiderose
12 - the hanged man
Meaning: Sometimes it’s time to look at things from another point of view, even if it’s bonkers, upside down and backwards.
Reversed: Sometimes that shit looks really fucking weird regardless which way you look at it
Submitted by @stormwaterwitch
Additional Meaning: "chill the fuck out dude" (give in and let it flow), "swing with the vibes"
Submitted by @shrinekeeperatnight
13 - death
Meaning: you are trans.
Submitted by @jasper-pagan-witch
Meaning: have you been a bit broody lately? Maybe it's time to leave that phase behind, reinvent yourself in a bit less "edgy" way.
Reversed: Come on man (genderless), let go of the broodiness already.
Submitted anonymously.
14 - temperence
Meaning: What would happen if we did a little experiment? Think outside of the box! Make mistakes! Get messy!
Reversed: Too far out of the box. Maybe take it a step back.
Submitted by @citrinemystic
15 - the devil
Meaning: bondage
Submitted by @jasper-pagan-witch
16 - the tower
Meaning: sometimes the universe is just like
Submitted by @rose-colored-tarot
Additional Meaning: the stairs are broken, you'll need to take the lift
Submitted by @silverandirontales
Additional Meaning: Casting out the old to rebuild the new, a breath of fresh air, renewal of a space. (Declutter and forced Marie Kondo your shit)
Submitted by @shrinekeeperatnight
17 - the star
Meaning: Never lose your sparkle!
Submitted by @fernthewhimsical
18 - the moon - it may be a death star
Meaning: Look out for deception or danger, proceed with caution and remember sabotage and subterfuge are your friends.
Submitted by @silverandirontales
Meaning: hey maybe you’re not for everybody. maybe you’re a bit weird. a bit counterculture. that’s fine! it happens. NOW DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT
Submitted by @musings-on-wisteria
19 - the sun
Meaning: What wild-ass solution would your 7-year old self come up with if they ran into this problem during one of their pretend games on the playground? Start there.
Reversed: You should just touch some grass probably.
Element: Niobium.
Submitted by @the-wizard-spiderose
20 - judgement
Meaning: Time for a glow up and
Reversed: Ooo careful there! You’re too high up there on your horse.
Submitted by @stormwaterwitch
21 - the world
Meaning:Step forward and recognize how far you’ve come. you have reached apotheosis, and if you look back from the peak you are standing upon, you will see the person you were when you began this journey. Looking forward you can see your future self reaching towards you. They are smiling. they are saying, “you are going to be amazing.”
Alternate meaning: you’ve learned about as much as you’re ever gonna on this topic
Element: Identity
Submitted by @musings-on-wisteria
ace of wands
Meaning: big dick energy
Submitted by me, Crow
Meaning: pretty hair
Submitted by happydayes28
2 of wands
3 of wands
Meaning: Starting journey, get prepared, compass, map, walking stick, check!
Submitted by promiseiwillwrite
4 of wands
5 of wands
6 of wands
7 of wands
Meaning: Swiftness! The speed of winds and diving falcons!
Submitted by promiseiwillwrite
8 of wands
Meaning: Travel, but not to somewhere physical. This could be a memory of a vacation/camping trip/adventure. Taking yourself out of the current "place" and breathing a different air. A nice memory and a good head space, maybe some perspective and joy, very content and not desperate.
Reversed: Want of a nice memory of travel, but being stuck just ruminating on why you're not able to get back there.
Submitted by @s-l-e-e-p-y-p-u-p-p-y
9 of wands
10 of wands
Meaning: You got that? Are you sure? There's no shame in asking for help.
Submitted by @upthewitchypunx
page of wands
Meaning: I got this long ass trip and forgot to pack snacks - unchecked ambition leads to lack of foresight
Submitted by @rose-colored-tarot
knight of wands
queen of wands
king of wands
Holy shit, you can see everything! Now use those big eyes and that big brain of yours to do something about it, yeah?
Submitted by @muis-daydreams
ace of swords
Meaning: Be confident in yourself; you’ve got a fucking sword
Reversed: Bad news bears- It’s double edged.
Submitted by @stormwaterwitch
2 of swords
Meaning: challenge someone to a duel
Submitted by @fernthewhimsical
3 of swords
Meaning: polyamorous, throuple.
Submitted by @amerwitch
4 of swords
Meaning: You've been fighting something, and you need to retreat to take a moment and figure out what to do next. Contemplate what's holding you back.
Reversed: Don't listen to your brain. Take a damn break. Do some self-care and self-love, but don't push yourself to fight back. It'll only make it worse. You're burned out
Submitted by @severeinternetparadise
5 of swords
Meaning: A duel with one person is fine, but duelling 4? You're either mad or some sort of holy warrior. Maybe consider talking it out instead?
Submitted by muis-daydreams
6 of swords
Meaning: Take yourself on that damn adventure already, stop stalling. Life's too short to wallow in worry or wait until your plan is Perfect™.
Submitted by muis-daydreams
7 of swords
8 of swords
Meaning: I am looking away. I do not see it. (alternatively: I can't read suddenly. I don't know)
Reversed: I am Looking directly at it
Element: farsightedness
Rule: clean your glasses
Submitted by @solarintentions
9 of swords
Take a step back. Everything's fine, you're just worrying too much. Time to put down the precautions and cards and just relax. What's gonna happen will happen regardless of your worry.
Reversed: Stop overthinking and just make the choice.
Submitted by @rue-cimon
10 of swords - fuck your spine forever
Meaning: the curse of back pain be upon you
Reversed meaning: acupuncture
Element: long-suffering
Rule: check your posture
Submitted by me, Crow
page of swords
Meaning: Shifty human, beware.
Submitted by promiseiwillwrite
knight of swords
queen of swords
king of swords
Meaning: Positive omen for formal dealings, especially in career and spirit work. The king has bargained well, and has the right people in his inner and outer circles.
Reversed: Check your deals. Specifically thinking of spirit work here, but the king needs to reconsider his alliances.
@compasswitch
ace of cups
Meaning: item of mystical power heading your way!
Submitted anonymously
2 of cups
Meaning: Just make out with them already. But only if you're serious about it! Trust me, they would love you if you were a worm.
Submitted by muis-daydreams
3 of cups
Meaning: Possible romantic affair, especially in combination with The Hermit
Submitted anonymously
4 of cups
Meaning: You know that feeling when you want something but you can't decide what or nothing sounds good and no amount of people offering you things will change that? How's that going?
Submitted by @cloudselkie
5 of cups
Meaning: There's no point crying over spilled beverages. Accept your setbacks or losses and move on. Also, consider whether you really need that much glassware in your cabinet. Is it all dishwasher safe? Reversed: A need for self-acceptance and kindness. Maybe also keep an eye on your hydration.
Submitted by @hoochieblues
6 of cups
Meaning: Emotional, nostalgic escapism.
Submitted by @thatgrungewitch-x
7 of cups
Meaning: Consider the options! There are excellent paths you probably haven't considered yet. You should go to a cool bookstore and just, like, *l o o k* at everything.
Reversed: You've got too many options. Go through the tabs on your computer and close all the ones you aren't using or aren't going to use today.
Element: Gallium
Submitted by @the-wizard-spiderose
Meaning: you’ve been doing that unhealthy thing with social media again
Submitted by @musings-on-wisteria
Meaning: Consider learning to juggle.
Submitted by @coinandcandle
8 of cups
9 of cups
Meaning: The good news is you’re hydrating on life!
Reversed: The bad news is you’ve got to take all those cups back to the sink.
Submitted by @stormwaterwitch
10 of cups
Meaning: Get absolutely smashed. Can also mean other kinds of revelry and pure partying. Dionysus indicator, if the querent worships or is asking about him.
Reversed: Drink some water. Vitals check. Have you been ignoring some things that you don't like doing? Maybe go take a nap or look at the important spreadsheet.
Submitted by @compasswitch
page of cups
knight of cups
Meaning: meant to be a lover, not a fighter. May mean that a person is bad at their job, or not right for it.
Submitted by @promiseiwillwrite
queen of cups
king of cups
Meaning: Stand the fuck up for yourself and your mental health.
Submitted by @musings-on-wisteria
ace of coins
Meaning: Lucky! You've found a penny in your path, literally or otherwise
Reversed: It was be a fae gift, literally or otherwise. Fuck
Submitted by compasswitch
2 of coins
Meaning: flip a coin for this decision man, its not a big deal
Reversed: DO NOT FLIP A COIN THAT IS A VERY BAD IDEA NO
Submitted by compasswitch
3 of coins
4 of coins
Meaning: Hold on tight, buckaroo.
Reversed: Let go, buckaroo.
Element: Screaming
Astrological sign: Yes
Submitted by coinandcandle
5 of coins
Meaning: you're walking on eggshells to get out of uncomfortable situations
Submitted by @darlingdearesth
6 of coins
7 of coins
Meaning: This card is all about forgetfulness. It asks: is there anything you’re forgetting? Something you’ve be been putting off so long it slipped your mind? Or perhaps someone else forgot to do something and you interpreted it maliciously. Mistakes happen!
Submitted by @wariomolly
8 of coins
9 of coins
10 of coins
page of coins
knight of coins
queen of coins
Meaning: you’re in the garden when the edible hits and everything is kinda awesome - material success brings joy, but so does sitting back and watching the birds
Submitted by @rose-colored-tarot
king of coins
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