#anakin no

[infinitytrainmemes]

Merlin: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

Steve: mine just says "Steve, no."

Merlin: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

[captaingondolin]

I am HOWLING, we can barely see Palpatine’s face and yet his SO-FUCKING-DONE-WITH-SKYWALKER-NONSENSE expression is the single funniest thing in this entire series (ok, the bar is low because nothing is funny and everything hurts, but still). The PAUSE at the start, pure comedic timing.

[sweetestapplepie]

No I'm not a big fan of star wars yes I love that Obi wan babysat both generations of Skywalkers and that mini Leia is a little shit just like Anakin was

[roselilies]

[bisexualvader]

what my notifs look like currently

[aphrcdites]

the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object

[hexgirling]

“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions

[itshelia]

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

[reevesartisse]

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[dumb-djarin]

so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do

[spiderbae2319]

We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[victoriartdrawings]

[stealingpotatoes]

fix-it au problems: anakin must have to lean down for EVERY family photo

(commission info // kofi support!)

[bisexualvader]