Kit *sipping his caf as a chime goes off around the temple*: Ah daily announcement time!
Anakin *dramatic arse*: Good morning everyone, this is your local disappointment speaking-
Kit *spit's out his caf all over Mace*
Plo *sighing*: Master Kenobi I do believe that is your-
Obi-wan *sprinting walking calmly out of the mess hall*: Anakin!!
Yoda *nodding*: Local disappointment Skywalker is.
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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention
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i want that slut covered in blood and traumatized by his actions
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SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS
BY ME.
I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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We don’t talk about Leia killing Jabba enough. Her grandmother and father were born into slavery. Her blood was that of the desert sand and the shackles of bondage. Leia was never more a Skywalker than the day she strangled her slave master with the very chains he used to bind her. The daughter of Anakin Skywalker was the one who killed Tatooine’s most notorious slaver, and I find that really beautiful.
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fix-it au problems: anakin must have to lean down for EVERY family photo
(commission info // kofi support!)
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probably waiting for Padme and Luke at the spaceport or sth ajshdgkasd
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favourite straight people trope: cool interesting girl falls in love with the Devil. examples:
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