#and andrew is like ok. i will think about it. if i stay in school can you and donna go back to being friends because she is killing me dude

[lucindarobinsonvevo]

au where paul dies after episode 6000 and elle has to return to eb to manage lassiters, the paper, find out where amy is so she can get her inheritance, find out who killed her father, and also visit robert in jail to let him know about the trust paul set up for him. oh, and being andrew’s new parental guardian  

[astriwilt]

Short story with my ocs! This is the first time I posted my writing on the internet and I’m very amateur, so it might not be that good. I decided my first story I post about my ocs would be for the oc I like writing for the most: Jared! Any criticism is welcome!

Paperwork:

Jared was stressed. Yeah…that’s what he was feeling. Stress. Simply because of the mountain of paperwork on his desk. Usually, he was on the ball with his work. Getting it done fast and easily. Tonight he just stared at it all. He wouldn’t have had to stay up all night if he just got everything done earlier. What was with him today?

“No making excuses for myself”, he mumbled. He quickly got to work on the next few sheets of paper. They were bills he had to decide to pass or veto. Sometimes he felt he should dream about bills with how big of a percent they were of his usual paperwork. That was just part of being a king though.

“Pass. Pass. Veto. Pass. Veto. Why in the world would you even consider that? Definitely veto”. He was finally done with all the bills. It took what? About two trillion years? Plus he wasn’t even done with the rest of the paperwork. He was never getting to sleep tonight. He just couldn’t seem to focus. It wasn’t like him at all. Jared got to thinking. Maybe if he figured out what was scrambling his brain so badly; he could fix it.

“Ok”, he thought to himself, “let’s go back through the day”. What was his day like? First, he spoke to a local mailman on his way to work. Seemed like a pretty pleasant conversation. He did have a meeting with the other three monarchs of course. Those were always stressful, but they never affected his work like this. When he got home; he had that conversation with Sydney about the rosebushes outside. Nothing interesting to note there. Evie also showed him a rough draft of the new horror novel she was working on. About that serial killer chasing that girl…..

Jared felt his chest tightening. It couldn’t be that. No, why would his daughter’s story stress him out? He was proud of her writing. He’s only getting stressed now because he’s thinking about things that aren’t his paperwork. That’s it. He just needs to get his work done.

“Ok, what’s next? Someone asking permission to open a school? They didn’t have to ask my permission on that, but yeah…more schools are always great”. He felt himself calming down just a little. Good. Maybe he could power through the rest of this with ease and finally sleep. His next paper was a letter from a Dark Red mayor in the Red Kingdom. Oh, that’s exactly what his nerves needed. A Dark Red who has no idea what they’re talking about; writing a whole letter criticizing him. He deals with this all the time though. If he can handle Andrew; he can handle any annoying Dark Red. Andrew…..he was particularly aggravating today. Not that he doesn’t constantly beat his own record. His immaturity knows no bounds. Jared remembered his conversation with Andrew at the monarch meeting that day vividly.

“Jerry!”, Andrew greeted. Jared hated being called that. Only because it’s the nickname Andrew chose for him with the intent of getting on his nerves. Jared simply gave him a disapproving look in response.

“What’s got you all bothered? It couldn’t be me; could it? I know I’m your favorite person”, Andrew grinned.

“Ignore him”, Jared told himself.

“I think I know what it is! Your doctor told you that it’s impossible to pull that stick out of your ass! My condolences!”.

“Andrew…I don’t feel like entertaining you today”.

“But you exist to entertain me!”.

Jared impatiently tapped his finger on the desk. If Kat and Christine were to just show up already; he’d have someone else to talk to. Mature people to talk to. When Jared looked down…he saw something. Blood. On Andrew’s shoe.

“What?” Andrew questioned; noticing Jared’s locked gaze under the table. Jared didn’t even wanna ask. He knew what kind of disgusting person Andrew was. He knew the immoral things he did. Behind the childish persona Andrew held himself to….was a very dangerous man. A charismatic manipulator. Jared himself knew his enemy like the back of his hand; Andrew could never fool him. However, the more naive…..

Jared felt that feeling again. The tightening of his chest.

“Work. Stop thinking about the past. Work. “. He couldn’t though. He had to step outside his office for a second. He was pacing back and forth through the hallways. Trying desperately to calm himself; as he was only wasting his own time. He couldn’t shake this feeling though. It was too strong.

Soon he approached his daughter’s room. He slowly opened the door. Evie perked up as she saw her father enter her room.

“What are you doing awake?”, Jared asked his daughter.

“Can’t sleep”, Evie answered.

“Yeah, me neither……..let’s watch a movie together”.

[southern-skies]

Rating all of Dream’s historical looks in The Sandman

Because I’m bored, sleep deprived and now suddenly hyper caffeinated in an airport at 4am. So it’s unlikely to be coherent.

Mostly about his hair (but also his outfits).

I’m a sandman simp so even the lowest of scores are still kinda high 😉

1389:

I just-

Dream, babe… wHY

I don’t think the transition in the show helped

Just focussed on his face while the hair and everything else changed around him

But

It’s not great

I mean he’s still Tom Sturridge and he’s still got a (very high) baseline hotness

But we’re quite close to that baseline rn I’m sorry hon

He looks like Noel fielding I can’t unsee it

Also his long sleeves cut diagonally are just hilarious to me

-5/10

1489:

He looks like a goth dad

Like softcore goth single dad coming to pick their son up from school

Could be kinda wholesome if he tried

Definite bisexual vibes

(Esp w that lil smile to Hob, that just confirms it)

Looks like he has a purse

And the only thing in that purse is eye liner

And a my chemical romance cd

Shirt sleeves permanently rolled up

His forearms are his one (1) flirting technique

Other than that he’s hopeless

Elegant Noel fielding now

Is that… is he wearing a cardigan???

9.5/10

1589:

90% hair gel 10% leather daddy

Fully up to the neck

Good lil catholic boy protecting his modesty

Like he was heavily into bdsm previously then found god but didn’t wanna give up his entire wardrobe

Ok maybe he still does it (I’ve ready your fics I know what he’s like)

He looks like a twink version of andrew lincoln here don’t @ me

Also he’s never looked more angry than in this

Hair is ok but looks like he wanted to experiment with short hair but said fuck that and immediately went the other direction

Now thinking of leather clad Christian borle slutty bi shakespeare in something rotten

He would’ve absolutely tried to fuck the lord of dreams (and probably succeeded)

Dear lord

5/10

1689:

MAJOR INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE VIBES

Esp with the throne like chair he’s in

Ngl actually really like it

Bet his hair is really soft…

And just his face looks so soft in this too

His genuine compassion for Hob surprising even him

I feel like red lipstick would enhance the look

FUCK

And I’m sure he has begrudgingly let Desire style the long hair

Grumbling the entire time

But a week later he’s following all their hair care tips to the letter

13/10

1789:

THAT. LIL. BOW.

Definitely one of Desire’s ideas

They probably gave him a whole colourful array of choices for hair accessories

But then was pissed off when all he chose was a black satin bow

“Brother, darling, really? Of course, I love your aesthetic… but really?”

He looks like Dick Turpin.

He’s an emo pirate.

YARR HARR

He could shiver my timbers

I don’t know why I love this look so much

He just looks so put together

And gay

Slutty gay

50/10

1889:

Hair is a bit basic again (sorry my boy please forgive me I love you)

(I guess it’s cuz I know the beauty of what is coming next…)

So it doesn’t hit the same

But I certainly love his baby steps into the world of short hair

I’m a whore for a suit so I’m here for that

Also just general respect to morpheus changing his look with the times (and as human culture changes) instead of staying stuck with his original look since the dawn of time

Flexible king *wink wonk*

Can picture him sat in a leather armchair by a fire sipping on red wine and reading a book (or brooding after his breakup)

7/10

NOW:

My god

I just-

FUCK

SO HOT

Honestly in love with this man

THE HAIR. SO FLUFFY.

And the soft black clothes underneath that fucking trench coat.

Goddamn I want that trench coat.

Like fuck all of dream’s tools, I’m coming for the coat.

And Dream himself…

I don’t know if it’s just the fact this is his main look and it’s the one I’ve been staring at for hours

But I do love this look so much

So otherworldly

Transcends time and space

The comfort of it whilst also being his uniform

Like it can be super intimidating

But he’s also able to relax when he sits down with Hob

He looks so happy omg I’m gonna cry

A modern emo goth (with the occasional feeling)

Fuck me…

Please

100/10

Feel free to tell me I’m wrong in the replies, I frequently am ;)

P.S. Tom Sturridge i love you king and you’re beautiful no matter how you look xx

[pinkchangelingdemon]

Who am I?: Part 3

I stayed as Frank for only 48 hours.

His life was dedicated to running. He worked as a running instructor and had a strict schedule, diet,... Everything in his life was planned.

I thought of ignoring his schedule but it would have altered his life.

You may ask: "then why didn't you turn the teachers straight again?" Because: 1) I'm gay so how I insert thoughts I don't have? 2) One of them said kissing the other was the biggest rush in his life. How do I change that?

Back to Frank.

The days as him were boring, none of his clients was "interesting". Instead, the nights were something. With a body like his, no one resisted me. The second night, I even brought not one but two guys to Frank's bed, and thanks to Frank's endurance it wasn't a challenge.

After two days following his schedule, I decided it was time to leave Frank. I had my fun but it wasn't worth it.

...

-Dude! Rob!

Rob turned to look at me. He was looking at his tablet outside of school.

-Hey Frank! What are you doing her...

I hugged him, and I easily entered Rob again.

I corresponded the hug and felt my dick against Frank's. I couldn't help but rub it a little.

I missed being Robert Walker, the PE teacher.

- See you at the gym, dude - I said with Rob's voice while separating myself from Frank.

-Ye...yeah, sure. -Then he left still recovering from the possession.

...

I unlocked the camera of Rob's tablet and smiled at my reflection.

"How much my face has changed... from being a 18 nerd to one of my crushes from high school" then I tried to remember my face, the one I was born with, and I couldn't. Weird.

I logged in the teachers grading web to see my photo. It hit me again, "what was my name?" Why I couldn't remember that?

It's like I had the memories of my life like attending to class, people bullying me... But I couldn't remember myself in them.

Then I felt a hand touching my waist.

- Good morning Mr Walker! - Mr White, the math teacher, said winking at me. Then he saw my face-Babe, are you ok? You look like you just saw a ghost!

- Mr W... Andrew... is there... a student missing? - I asked.

- What are you talking about Rob? Of course not- Mr White answered a bit worried.

I tried to calm myself. After two weeks possessing people, I didn't plan to go back to normal. But something was definitely wrong.

I exhaled.

-Rob? Earth calling Robert Walker? - Mr White tried to cheer me up making a silly face.

I couldn't help but laugh.

- Don't worry Andrew, I think the coffee didn't make its effect today... - I joked.

Andrew hugged me. Then, one of his hand grabbed Rob's butt and he whispered.

-Same hour, my place?

...

Before heading to the school gym, I walked to the principal's office. I wasn't a problematic student so I had to use Rob's memories to get there.

I knocked at the door. No answer. I opened it and walked in, and started looking for my student file. It had to be there somewhere.

I was lucky, I found the cabinet with my class files. All my classmates files were there, not mine. Two ideas popped in my mind, maybe I was one of them, but couldn't remember who. The other idea of being erased from existence sickened me more.

I was so shocked that I didn't hear the door opening.

-Mr Walker! I demand to know what are you doing in my office right now! - ordered the principal.

[jakelandryshorts]

Mr. Andrews’ Pool

“Having fun boys?”

I nearly jumped out of the pool as I heard the sentence. Looking up, I figured I had to be in at least a little bit of trouble. “Mr. Andrews!? I thought—I thought you weren’t going to be back for another couple of days.”

Mr. Andrews belted out a laugh. His whole body seemed to shake as he did so. “It’s alright Jason. Something came up, so I came back a few days early to test something out.”

“Oh…” I said as I stared him up and down. It was a bit awkward seeing him in his own swim trunks. Partially because he put me, Ken and Trenton all to shame in the muscle department. More because he was actively hard. The bulge between his legs left nothing to the imagination as it was currently hard as a rock. It was also something else that put all three of us to shame as well.

It’s not like I didn’t know Mr. Andrews wasn’t gay. I’d seen the attractive men go in and out of his house through all parts of the day. With how handsome and buff he was, even though he was nearing his 60’s it was hard to imagine him not wanting to have sex. That white hair only seemed to make him look more mature and age didn’t seem to atrophy any of his muscles. It’s just that I didn’t like being the subject of his interest. However, right now, being in his backyard with two of my friends made it a bit hard to be mad at him.

I grabbed a towel and started to dry myself off. “Ok. Sorry,” I said quickly, then motioned to Ken and Trenton to get out of the pool.

“What’s the rush?” Mr. Andrews asked. “I told you to house sit all week. Why should you leave so early?”

“I-I-I,” I stammered for a second trying to think of a reason. Something about the sentence didn’t quite feel right. Mr. Andrews was just my rich neighbor and I knew he’d be gone for the week so I just wanted to get into his pool. But it’s because he said I could when I stayed over. Even going so far as to leave money on the counter for pizza and a fridge full of beer. I could even remember him distinctly saying that, ‘20’s old enough to drink,’ then slapping my shoulder and shaking me as he showed me his house.

“No need to be so uncomfortable bud,” Mr. Andrews laughed again. “It looks like you did an excellent job taking care of the house. So, you have my thanks. Relax. Have some fun with your friends. It’s not like you mind me joining you,” before I knew it, he’d wrapped me into a one-armed hug, pulling me tightly against his body. “Right?”

“Right,” I asserted. It was his house after all. His pool too. No reason to try to force him out of his backyard.

Mr. Andrews laughed again as his hand slapped my shoulder. He led me over to the pool where Trenton and Ken still were. “And who are these guys?”

“This is Trenton,” I pointed to the big burly guy wading in the pool. At 6’5”, he’d always been big in high school and only gotten bigger in college. I should say rounder. Even though he still played football, he focused more and eating big than eating right. And instead of working out as hard as he could or working in some cardio, he did the bare minimum. Coach had been slowly drifting him further and further to the back of the line for putting him onto the field.

“And this is Ken,” I pointed at the much leaner, more athletic looking guy swimming around. Somehow, he gained muscle like it was nothing. Every time he worked out it was like he’d gain another pound of exclusively muscle. And when he ate, it would just turn into muscle as well. He seemed to eat and drink whatever he wanted and it not affect his waistline at all. It was just frustrating that it felt like he knew he was hot. The number of women he slammed had to be closing in on the three digits, or at least the way he bragged about it did.

Mr. Andrews plopped down onto the side of his pool. He sat on the edge, letting his feet into the water. “Hmmm…” he stared at Ken and Trenton. I could have sworn I saw his cock throb as he did so. “You three play sports?”

Trenton was the first to answer. “Yeah… Football.”

“Figured,” Mr. Andrews laughed. “Big guy like you has to be really good at it.”

“More like fat guy,” Ken said, splashing at Trenton. “He’s basically just a wall.” Trenton splashed back. But he didn’t really have a response. He was fat. He knew it. Watching his belly distend further and further out in front of him was hard to miss. Same with having to buy new clothes or getting yelled at by coach by needing a new uniform.

“Fat? I’d say burly. Maybe stocky,” Mr. Andrews said.

Ken was quick to shoot back, “Sounds like another two words for fat.” Trenton lunged at him, making sure to dunk Ken under the water.

Mr. Andrews just smiled as he turned to me. “Does Ken always flirt with Trenton like this?”

“Flirt?” I asked. I wasn’t really paying all that much attention. Something about Trenton had distracted me. It was like that massive gut of his wasn’t quite as massive. I quickly snapped out of it. “No. They’re just playing.”

“Okay…” Mr. Andrews said skeptically. “Looks kind of like flirting to me…”

“Really?” Now I was starting to have doubts. But I knew both Trenton and Ken were straight. But when Mr. Andrews said it, doubt started to enter.

“Yeah. Look at how Ken’s hands grab at Trenton’s strong arms, then slowly drift down them. And then there’s that devious little smirk as though he knows he shouldn’t have said something, but wanted to because he wanted Trenton’s attention,” Mr. Andrews explained as it happened. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was weird, but he wasn’t wrong. The ways Trenton and Ken’s eyes locked seemed to have something else behind it. “Not that I can really blame him. Having such a big and burly powerlifter build takes a lot of work and not easy to maintain. That’s probably why Ken thinks he so hot.”

I nodded absentmindedly at the observation. Something about it kept nagging at the back of my mind, but I couldn’t deny Trenton’s muscular bulk did look really hot. With how much he’d been working in the gym it only made sense. But I was more distracted at Ken. How hadn’t I noticed just how much he liked to wrestle with Trenton. Suddenly, all I could remember were times when Ken would try to jump on Trenton’s back, or climb on top of Trenton when he was lying down on the couch. Every little oddity that Ken did around Trenton made sense.

“Feeling alright?” Mr. Andrews asked.

“Yeah,” I said. “Just had a weird headache all of a sudden…”

“Oh?” he looked a bit concerned. “Maybe it’s a bit too much sun. Come, sit right here,” he patted the spot next to him. “The oak tree gives some good shade here.”

Looking down at myself, I did have a pretty good tan going on. But the only spot in the shade was right next to Mr. Andrew’s. There was barely any room to actually sit. Still, I didn’t want to pass out so I went and sat down next to him.

“Ahhhh… This feels good,” Mr. Andrews leaned back, putting his weight on his arms and showing off his abs. I couldn’t deny it. The cool water running up to my knees, with the shade and a cool breeze, it was just about perfect. “I’m glad you’ve still been using my gym. You look good.”

“Oh? Is it that obvious?” I asked.

Mr. Andrews let out a laugh. “Course it is!” he pulled me into a one armed hug and shook me around a bit. “When you came knocking on my door on your 18th birthday, you looked no bigger than a string bean. To think that over the course of 2 plus years you’d gain as much weight as you did. Let’s see…” he trailed off and that dull nauseating headache seemed to start again. Something about myself felt off, but I couldn’t quite place it. Didn’t I play sports in high school? Wasn’t I on the college football team? But I was really skinny. Barely able to even be a water boy, let alone an actual player.

The Mr. Andrews continued. “You must have only been about 100 pounds. Barely even 5’4” and absolutely miniscule compared to other guys your age. That’s why I let you in. Figured you needed a bit of a confidence boost. And boy howdy! What a boost it was. By 19 you’d gained close to 60 pounds and shot up at least half a foot. No one could call you tiny anymore. You were just as big as the rest of them. But still growing. With your puberty working so late, it must have decided to go into overdrive cause you just kept growing. Muscle seemed to just pack onto your body with each workout. You’d come over nearly everyday and by the next, you looked to be almost a pound heavier. And each month it almost felt like you’d grown another inch.”

Suddenly that nausea was back. I couldn’t explain it but it felt like I shrank and then grew all over again. It was like my body just compressed itself into that 5’4” 100 pound body and then started to stretch out again. My muscles were sore. Like hundreds of hours of workouts all happening at the same time, but when I flexed, I could only see the gains. My veins were bulging out of my arms as blood flowed faster. I could almost feel the weight packing onto me. I could almost see the muscle building in my body. Biceps bulged. My pecs felt like they doubled in size. I could feel my shoulders bumping into Mr. Andrew’s body.

But he continued speaking. “What are you up to? 6’5”. No, you must be 6’6”.” I almost felt like my body stretched another inch as he said it. “And what? 230 pounds.” My arms were massive. I knew that. With how lean my bodyfat I looked like a bodybuilder. Lean but huge muscle. “No that’s too light. You must be 240.” Again, my body seemed to inflate. It was like more and more weight added onto me. I couldn’t understand it. Every part of me felt so big and swole but it also felt so natural. “Nah I’m still thinking of a while ago. You must be at least 250s. How much do you weigh?”

“253,” I answered. The nausea felt like it was really getting to me. The world was spinning and nothing made sense. I was easily big as a bodybuilder, but none of it felt right. Looking down I could see my 20 inch arms. My massive chest that I could barely see over. There was just a bit of my massive quads that strained my swim trunks and then my perfectly cut calves. Not to forget about my massive feet that had to have custom made shoes so I could actually wear something.  

I wobbled. “Shh… Shh…” Mr. Andrews cooed. “It’s alright. Daddy’s gotcha.” Instinctively, I pulled away.

“Frank,” I hissed. Then nodded towards the pool.

“What?” Frank acted oblivious. “Your friends are far too distracted with each other to even notice what we’re doing.”

Looking over his shoulder, he wasn’t wrong. Ken and Trenton were nearly on top of each other. Ken sat on the edge of the pool leaning over kissing Trenton. The two seemed to not be able to get comfortable, as Trenton would pull him back in.

“See? Ken’s such a horny little bitch for Trenton, that he can barely even help himself,” Frank continued. I absentmindedly nodded at the assertion. Somehow, Frank had barely seen them for a few minutes and pointed out something so obvious that I never felt like I noticed. Even now, his trunks were fully tented. His hard cock bouncing with each additional touch from Trenton. “And by the looks of it, Trenton’s gotten plenty of experience taking that ass.”

“But—”

“But what?” Frank mocked. “I’ve been fucking you this last year and you’ve loved every minute of it. Your friends are busy, so why can’t we have a little fun? Huh? You sounded so excited when I told you I was coming home yesterday. And it’s not like you haven’t been interested since I showed up. That lime green speedo you have on sure as hell doesn’t hide your erection.” He started touching my smooth muscles more. His rough hands gently running down the sides of my body. “It feels good. Better than the touch of anyone else you know. Why are you resisting so much? What? You got yourself a girlfriend?”

“What?!” I gasped. My dick was throbbing. He wasn’t wrong. Just feeling those hands on my skin made me nearly cum. Even though it’d barely been 4 days since I felt his touch, it felt like a century.

A smile appeared on his face as he leaned in to kiss the nape of my neck. His white prickly beard made my body shiver. My fingers scraped against the concrete as I tried my best not to cum. He gripped my dick. “It’s fine if you want to spread your seed. You could get any girl you want and she’d be absolutely the best thing for you. But when you’re with Daddy, you only think about Daddy.” His grip around my cock tightened. I couldn’t help myself as I finished. He just smiled and leaned back.

It took a moment to catch my breath. “Yes sir,” I panted out.

“Good boi,” he said. “Now, let’s actually get a party going. Go ahead and call a couple of your friends. Trenton. Ken. Call some of your friends too. We’re about to have some fun.”

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[dragoncat223]

Plsplspls tell me abt your aftg royal au :0 !!!!!!

SOMEONE FINALLY ASKED YES OK IM SO EXCITED. (I’m writing a lot of this during a coaches college I’m attending this weekend)

Ok, so I imagine that Ichirou runs the main court of the Raven kingdom with an iron fist. Riko runs the smaller, secondary court to keep him occupied.

In order to start building Riko’s court I think Tetsuji killed Lady Kaleigh Day, they went to some finishing school together, in order to claim her son, Kevin.

Nathan Wesninski donated his own son, Nathaniel, to Riko’s court as well. So Keven, Neil, and Riko grow up together.

Meanwhile, Wymack is establishing The Foxhole court. He names Abby queen. They are also close friends with Duchess Betsy Dobson.

Betsy, who is an accomplished swords woman, finds a feral 13 year old in the woods near her manor.

Andrew spends a lot of time just… fucking around in the forest, avoiding the orphanage he lives in. So Betsy offers to train him, and takes him in as her sword son. But before legally adopting him, Tilda Minyard comes for him. She finally let the secret slip about Andrew and Luther dragged Tilda to go get him. Betsy wanted to keep Andrew, but (at this point they’ve known each other for about 2 years) Andrew asked her to trust him and to let him go. She agrees. Two months later, a terrible fire kills Tilda. Andrew comes home to Betsy with Aaron in tow. A week later, Nicky comes to stay with them too.

Eventually, Kevin is tossed aside by Riko, who finds Neil a much more interesting toy. So Kevin runs to Wymack.

I have more, like how Neil comes to the castle, or how the upperclassmen fit into all this. I have a fic written in this au here. If you have any more questions or want to hear/read more please ask!!

[rosie-the-posie]

🩷🎀 My DR List 🎀🩷

below is a pretty very long list of all the drs i’ve made scripts for

lmk if any of you want some more detail of any of them, dw i have EXTENSIVE detail on everything babes

don’t judge pls 😖😖 this is a safe space…hopefully 🩷

Fame DRs :

Phantasmagoria DR: my main fame dr where i’m the lead singer in a band called Phantasmagoria w my friends. We’re like, really famous. Like more famous than Taylor Swift famous. And I go on to become a really famous writer/director as well. This is the dr i think about all the time, i fucking rule guys. NO BAD SONGS. NO CONTROVERSIES. ONLY GOOD VIBES AND GREAT MUSIC. ofc i’m an EGOT and pretty much revitalize the film industry single handedly. 😋😘

Heartstopper Cast DR: i’m a part of the cast of Heartstopper (an OC named Vivienne Green - Harry’s sister - who’s besties with the group, helps Elle when she transfers school, and is Pansexual and eventually gets in a polycule). I’m honestly so cool in this one. I have my SHIT together at 19, like, it’s crazy. I’m dating Kit Connor cuz why not, and I eventually become one of the best actors of my generation no biggie 🤷🏻‍♀️

Harry DR 1: yes, I have more than one dr where i’m dating harry styles, who can blame me. I’m a songwriter that met Harry in his 1D days and became one of the band’s main songwriters. We became best friends after that and stayed close. We both become extremely famous in our respective areas in the music industry and are the power couple

Harry DR 2: this one came to me in a literal dream. I’m Harry’s secret fiance that literally no one knows about. My job is solving and rating puzzles (don’t ask me why idk either). I get pretty famous on tik tok for being one of those satisfying accs that people followed during the pandemic yk? Anyways, there’s this whole thing where I’m invited onto the Late Late Show to talk abt my job (Ellen style) and everyone loves me. Harry is just there ig

Harry DR 3 (LAST ONE): OK SO DONT JUDGE ME W THIS ONE. LET ME LIVE. so, basically, I’m Harry’s secret wife and - stay with me here - we have 6 children together. I really only wanted to go here bc I noticed how many tattoos he had of peoples names and i thought, hey, what if those were his kids’ names that he has tattooed on him and no one knows? like, why not? so this is a purely self-indulgent dr where I’m just living the domestic life with Harry Styles and our brood of children. this may or may not have been influenced by a fanfiction series i read

Hozier DR: in this one, I’m Mr. Andrew Hozier-Byrne’s girlfriend who lives with him in the Irish countryside. I’m a seamstress who has my own clothing brand. Think dresses to run through a field of flowers in, or to slowly decompose in a lake littered with petals yk? I end up making the dresses for the Folklore stretch of the Era’s tour. not to brag or anything hehe

MGG DR: I’m dating the one, the only, Matthew Gray Gubler. I just thought it would be really funny and interesting to go to a reality where him and I are pretty much polar opposites. I’m an ex-ballerina who still practices, so I have that grace and elegance around me. I love to dress in dark neutrals all year round. For my job, I’m a famous published horror author. I have an rbf and a WRY sense of humor. Literally black cat aesthetic to the max. And then there’s Matthew who’s a ball of sunshine compressed into colorful grandpa clothes. honestly i love this one

Tom Holland DR: okay so this one is from my Spider-Man phase. But i actually love it so much. I play Felicia Hardy in the Spider-Man films, who is as much of a love interest as MJ in this reality. Tom and I actually grew up together since I would always vacation at my aunt’s house in the UK who was also neighbors to the Hollands. We’ve always ‘hated’ each other growing up (when really we were closer to each other than anyone else) and so when we started working together on the Spider-Man movies, all those underlying feelings started coming to the surface

The Joes DR: Okay, so. In this one, I play Chrissy Cunningham in Stranger Things. Her character is actually a lot different than in this reality where she’s actually secretly dating Eddie Munson behind Jason’s back. She doesn’t die, her friend Angie does, so Eddie and Chrissy join the party to save the world n stuff. Basically, Joe Quinn (his name is Thomas in this reality) and I got really close on set and are rly flirty hehe. And, to make it even better, we ALSO have a thing with Joe Keery as well (hence the name change to make my life easier). So we’re all a budding throuple and we kinda try to sneak that dynamic into the show hehe. note: certain actors aren’t poopy people in this reality and don’t support genocide 🙄) 

Hogwarts DRs:

Draco DR: this was my first ever dr! draco tok got me into shifting. I’m a gryffindor who’s friends w the golden trio. I transferred into Hogwarts in 4th year and pretty much just am there for the ride as the canon happens. I’m in a secret relationship w Draco (shocking ik) and he’s actually not a bad person. i obvi scripted out the supremist in him guys, dw. i actually have so much detail about all the ways we meet up behind everyone’s back and stuff. you never forget your first guys 🩷

Tom Riddle DR: AGAIN. BEAR WITH ME. ITS NOT BAD. basically Hogwarts is more of an elite rich kid college for wizards than a high school type place. BLOOD SUPREMACY DOESNT EXIST. But there is a whole powerful family hierarchy. kind of like a mob family thing??Instead of Slytherins being the ones most likely to be death eaters, they’re the ones most likely to be from those more powerful families. The Riddles are one of the most powerful families (and rich bc sorry but i’m not dating a poor orphan guys). I’m a Gryffindor who transfers in and becomes besties with the Slytherin group (Theo, Enzo, Mattheo -i’m a mattheo truther, never matthew- Blaise, Pansy, and Draco). Anyways, I fall for Tommy bc of his whole dark and broody best friend’s older brother thing he has going on.

MCU DRs:

Peter Parker DR 1: i’m obsessed w the idea of being genius buddies w Peter Parker and eventually taking over SI, so this is that. We’ve been best friends and neighbors since we were little, and got bit by spiders at the same time. I’m Silk, and we fight crime tgt. We’re both geniuses and go to Midtown together. When we meet Tony Stark, him and Pepper pretty much take us under their wings and we become their heirs to SI. We revolutionize the tech industry before we even graduate high school, we’re that smart. example: we build a water filter that we use to completely clean the Hudson River. we create inter-dimensional communication to talk w the other spidey gang after we get sucked into a rift and meet miles. on like a random tuesday too. I absolutely love this one, i put SO MUCH DETAIL into this script it’s actually insane.

Peter Parker DR 2: My first Peter dr that i made, but kind of abandoned. Him and I have an enemies to loves relationship bc after talking w Ned, he thinks the way to attract me is to act as if he doesn’t care about me 🙄. these dumbasses. anyways, i’m Tony’s adoptive daughter who he rescued from these evil scientists who gave me powers n stuff. it was a pretty cool concept when i first thought of this reality. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Stucky DR: Takes place in the 1940s at first, bc I’m best friends and eventually dating Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes. The three of us are a force to be reckoned with guys. I’m super fucking smart, Steve is super fucking stubborn, and Bucky is super fucking protective. So, chaos basically. I’m really interested in science and am offered a spot to work on the super soldier serum by Howard Stark. Canon events become canon, I create SHIELD with my besties Howie and Peggy, Howie tells me he’d been working on cryogenics but needs a volunteer to test it, so I agree. I wake up in 2017, after the Civil War was actually dealt with civilly and am reunited with my loves in the present time. One of my favorites that I ever scripted out. 🩷

Misc. DRs:

Peaky Blinders DR: I was a nurse during the war that took care of Tommy and his brothers, and him and I became really close and fell in love. We reconnected a couple of years after the war ended, and I basically become his right hand when it comes to all the Peaky business. He trusts me more than anyone else because we’re both ass over tits in LOVE with each other. Like, yall don’t understand how in love we are. Also, you know that scene of Elle Woods pulling up to Harvard in a full pink outfit? Literally me every single day. Me in my lil pink blazer and skirt sets and the brightest fucking smile on my face making everyone confused why tf someone is as happy as i am in birmingham of all places. Everyone thinks i’m ditzy and just Tommy’s arm candy when rly im the smartest person in the room at all times. i just love to manipulate people into thinking im harmless and then learning all their secrets 🩷🩷🎀

Haikyu DR: i’m the manager of Karasuno that takes over for Kiyoko. I’m the granddaughter of Nekoma’s coach, so i know all about the game and play just as good as the players. Just because those 4 minutes of him had me licking the screen, i’m Kiyoomi Sakusa’s girlfriend. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH ITS CRAZY. we have a whole friend group with Ushijima, Tendo, Iizuna, Komori, and Atsumu. Imagine the chaos that group brings everywhere. It’s such a fun dr, i should really revisit it more often.

Lloyd Hansen DR: i watched the gray man and this man with his white pants and pornstache burrowed his way into my heart. pretty much im his ditzy lil girlfriend who he adores and just skips around the place in pink and he spoils endlessly. 🩷

Mafia DR: didn’t really flesh this one out, but the gist is that i meet this guy in college and he turns out to be a part of the mob. 🤷🏻‍♀️ and so yeah.

Whore DR: yes, I have a whore dr. hehe. don’t judge me but like, a reality where slut shaming doesn’t exist and you can live out your horniest fantasies w/o any judgement whatsoever. bc that’s completely normal. 😋😋

Sunny DR: this is a better cr one, where i’m pretty much just really fucking smart and in a FANTASTIC AND LOVING relationship with this guy named Peter. He sadly doesn’t exist in this reality 😞😞. But he’s literally the sweetest ever and he’s blond, so I call him Sunny. Like, my sunshine boy ☀️. Literally everything i want in like, a mundane life is in this reality. also, for no other reason than i think it’s so funny, peter happens to be the son of one of my teachers in school. Why? i have no fucking clue 😭😭. like, i go to his house to meet his dad and he’s my fucking history teacher. it’s mortifying but absolutely fucking hilarious.

Criminal Minds DR: i join the BAU after Emily’s whole arc where she dips, and everyone but Hotch and Spencer are a bit prickly with me. I’m best friends and eventually get into a friends with benefits relationship with him (which is so out of character it’s crazy, but let me live). We obvi get our shit together and just start dating and become a power couple hehe

Deity DR: literally thought of this 2 days ago 😭. most of the details are on my prev posts, so you can check those out

Narnia DR: last but not least, I’m a human who was transported to Narnia a few years after the Pevensies saved Narnia from the White Witch. However, I’m instead sent to a nearby country where they take me in and basically make me their crowned princess. After a couple of years, I meet and fall in love w Edmund Pevensie. All Hail Queen Rosemary the Radiant. 🩷

THIS SHIT IS SO LONG TF. I DIDNT REALIZE HOW MANY SCRIPTS I MADE 😭😭😭😭

anyways, if you read all of this i love you 🩷

thanks to @luvieshifts for giving me the motivation to write all of this out

OKAY IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW GN POOKIE BEARS

you are the universe and more, babes 🎀

[ruminate88]

Why You Grieve Someone So Hard Who Is Still Alive:

The thing about emotional abuse is, that person you were with was wearing an image with you disguised as “perfect”. I literally believed my ex was a “perfectionist” the way he talked about his school work, his work life and the way he presented himself on Facebook, was “too good to be true.” Even his LinkedIn profile portrays him as this successful and well respected person….

In reality, he’s got a lot of issues to work out. The way he would treat me when I would confront him just to share my feelings of concern for “our well being” See, I was on “our team”. Not my own alone, I included him into my feelings and daily routines. I set aside private and personal time for him to be able to unpack his stress, I wanted to know about his day and I wanted to take care of him BUT he could not do the same for me. He kept up this “image” even when he was inflicting pain on me and isolating me too.

Sadly I could not see right through his fascade because I was too close to him intimately, I was looking at the things I wanted to see. Everyone around me saw the red flags and kept trying to be brutally honest with me!! I would post every Monday a “photo of him for man crush Monday” on instagram but strangers would make comments to me, “That guy doesn’t love you!” I would get super defensive and upset because Andrew was telling me “I love you with all my heart and soul.” Andrew refused to break up with me any time I confronted his behavior and my feelings scared him!!

When I would send long paragraphs to Andrew’s phone, expressing my heart felt commitment and concerns for our relationship, he always replied with short replies that felt like he was uneasy with me. I tried to reassure him so many times and create a safe space for him to be in.

Often Andrew would cry to me how stressful school was, how hard he was studying and trying to please his parents but it was “too hard.” I would say whatever words of encouragement I could, I would try to support him but it was never enough. He would scream to me how busy he is and tired so I would offer to break up and give him space cuz I felt he didn’t want to be in a relationship with me but when I would say “let’s just be friends and you can focus on school it’s ok” he would get overly irritated with me and be so cold and tell me I was making it worse. So I felt like nothing I did or said made him happy. He would make me feel like he didn’t want me to text him and that I was bothering him but he kept responding every time and the way he would get so defensive over me offering to “breaking up” made me hope that a part of him did “love me”. I kept giving him an easy exit but he stayed. 3 times I asked if he wanted to break up to focus on “school” and he always promised me he didn’t want to break up with me… that confused me!!! 🥴

I realize now it was never about him loving me, it was he didn’t wanna lose his servant. He didn’t wanna lose his toy. I was always kissing his feet begging for him to use me up cuz I was obsessed in trauma bond with him and even though he probably had other girls thinking they were his main lover, I thought that too and he couldn’t lose any of his toys. He plays with hearts for sure. 😭

But he would randomly give me little crumbs of affection and make me feel like all the stress and drama was worth it. When he would act outrageously towards me with stress and frustration, I would lie to myself and say “he’s just gotta finish this book report and then he’ll calm down and we’ll be happy again.” Ugh 😞 I lied to myself so much!!

cuz even after we broke up and he finished his sophomore year, he’s home now for the summer and we’re “friends” but he’s still abusing me. He went back to his summer job and he still had the same stress with me just different excuses AND he still was dropping me crumbs of affection …

I physically broke these cycles but mentally I’m still strung out addicted to his face and name. I HATE IT but it’s a high every time I think I see him or hear his name, my heart races and I’m transported back to the moments when he dropped me crumbs of “love and happiness”. Because we had moments of “heaven”. He would pretend to be the greatest lover I had…. But it was pretend. I’m trying to not forget the bad times because there was way more bad times than good with him!!! HIGHS AND LOWS. There was never any in betweens with him. ❤️‍🩹

[baura-bear]

Welcome to newsie’s big king rant!! *cracks knuckles* i apologise for spelling mistakes or grammar innacuracies

i’ll start with AKB but i’ll do it in three parts ranging how much knowledge i have on the subject

andrew keenan bolger was born on the 16th may 1985 in detroit. he has 2 older sisters, maggie and celia ( who won a tony award for “to kill a mockingbird”!) he’s married to scott bixby since 2018 and their relationship is so nice and wholesome it’s so cute.

HES 5’4. IM 5’5. it’s so funny to think he’s shorter than me but whatever 😭😭

his first broadway role was in the OBC of seussical as alternate Jojo in 2000-2001 of which he did ONE broadway show then got kicked coz he hit puberty LMFAO poor 15 year old andrew

he then went on to be robertson ay in mary poppins THEN went in a woekshop for newsies and papermill and broadway( fun fact i think he’s the only actor who stayed in the same role for the workshop, papermill then obc of newsies )

during newsies he got a lot of fans which honestly yeah real but in march 2013 he left newsies to begin rehersing for tuck everlasting which didn’t make it until 2016 bc there wasn’t a suitable theatre for a transfer to broadway yet ( another fun fact if it had stayed in the realm of 2013 sadie sink would have played winnie instead of sarah charles lewis )

then in 2017 he was in kris kringle the musical playing kris kringle and in 2021 he was in seven deadly sins the off broadway musical playing phillipe

in september ( not sure if going ahead due to sag aftra ) he’s gonna star in “dracula a comedy of terrors” which seems very fun!! he posted a rlly funny photo of him wearing vampire teeth

ok other things than theatre he’s done i’m so sorry gang

so in 1997 he was chip’s singing voice in that lovely enchanted christmas beauty and the beast spinoff which i watched ALL OF IT just to find he’s in ONE FUCKING SONG and he’s only in the credits ONCE

( however tim curry is in it and he’s a fat smash so 🤷🏻‍♀️ )

he was in this show called looking in 2014 don’t watch it if ur under 18 i’m fucking traumatised from it don’t curse yourself with that PLEASE GOD DONT SEARCH ANDREW KEENAN ON GIFS EITHER

he had like a miniseries called ‘submissions only’ which also performed at 54 below

he has a podcast called ‘that sounds right’ which is SO FUCKING FUNNY PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH

OH SHIT YEAH HE WAS ALSO IN ( these are all like regional theatre ?? )

high school musical as ryan

perez hilton saves the universe…😬 as a shit ton of different ppl

LITTLE SHOP AS SEYMOUR!!!!!

a really funny parody video called ‘sherlock the musical” it’s so funny bc my irl friend robin thinks he looks like martin freeman

OTHER THINGS I JUST LIKE ABOUT HIM

he’s not afraid to post whatever on his socials 💀 like i’ll be scrolling and that one pic of him licking the screen is there and i’m like 😀 ok andrew

hes really funny

hes honest and open about not being the best dancer which is so real ( so he showed up to newsies to audition and , in his own words , apparently the directors thought he was a good enough dancer to play a boy with a crutch BAHHAHA WHICH IS SO RELATABLE OH MY HOD )

i think that’s it!! please enjoy i’m soo tired i’ll do some more ranting soon :3

thank you for all the knowledge! fun fact: I saw Celia perform in TKAM (very good) and my grandma used to baby sit Jeff Daniels' (Atticus) cousin because they grew up in the same town

also the note about his lack of dancing skills reminded me of his old youtube videos and one video he was talking about an audition he botched (there was basketball choreo he was supposed to learn) and instead, because he didn't know what to do, he just put the basketball in his shirt and pretended to be pregnant??? hey directors like a strong acting choice and he delivered.

[calzonekestis]

So the other day @quirly did a funny TikTok where the filter labeled Jason as Chrissy’s nemesis, and while I wouldn’t go that far…

Ok it would be real easy to bash Jason and make this some sort of ship war thing, and that’s not my intention, I want to make that clear…

…but he had no idea about her ED, about her Vecna hallucinations, that she was seeing the school counselor. He made a big public proclamation of love, but was oblivious to fact she was hurting and even that she was isolating herself. Like, he didn’t to celebrate winning the game with his girlfriend - he went to go celebrate it with The Boys. Like it’s unfathomable to him that Chrissy would have willingly hung out with Eddie Munson - she didn’t mess with drugs, that Freak must have kidnapped her and killed her in some ritualistic sacrifice.

Mans didn’t know her as well/wasn’t as attentive as he thought.

Meanwhile, Eddie? Some rando who remembers her from years ago and hasn’t interacted with her since? He actually sees her. He’s perceptive enough to see that something was off, that she was scared. Multiple times. And in the woods? He does everything he can to make her feel safe and put her at ease.

He tells her they won’t get caught. He tells her she can back out of the deal. He tells her that he’s actually not a total stranger, they kinda knew each other once - he just had a buzz cut and no tattoos. He probably cringes thinking back at himself, but hey, it will bring about some familiarity and make himself seem so maybe that makes him seem less mean and scary to her. He makes jokes, he acts like a total goober. He makes her smile, and laugh. This good girl who has been terrorized, terrified… who is desperate enough to buy drugs in the woods from some boy she didn’t remember she knew in the woods. Just so she wouldn’t feel.

But he made her feel. He noticed something was wrong, and he did everything he could to make her feel safe and at ease. He made her smile. And laugh. Not little smiles like the one she gave Jason at the pep rally, big adorable toothy ones. He made her forget something that brought her to such a low point, and made her OK - if only for a moment. He gave her more consideration and attention than her own boyfriend.

I don’t think she was unhappy with Jason, but again, we never saw any of that relationship save a little smile and blown kiss. Did she love him, or did she think she was supposed to love him?

“Social conformity. That’s what’s killing the kids!” She put on a brave face as the carefree perfect little princess, even though it was killing her. Literally.

All because she was worried people would realize she was actually as flawed as her mother made her believe she was.

Jason had his head too far up his own ass… again, he says he loves her - and everything he’s doing now is to get revenge for her…

…but maybe he was also part of the problem? Maybe she felt like she couldn’t talk to him?

Meanwhile, Eddie let her know know out of the gate that it was ok to not be ok. That it was fine, that she’d be fine.

This strange little weed goblin, he was able to pick up on what her boyfriend could not… and he showed her attention, warmth, but also respect.

How could she not trust him? If she survived, how could she not fall for him?

You’re telling me she would have stayed shacked up with Youth Pastor Archie Andrews, and not have climbed Eddie like a tree?

It’s just not realistic.

[jingerhead]

hi! in your recent post you asked to do more recs. i have no idea if this is what you meant but can you rec the fics that just make you want to fall to your knees and moan? and not in a sexual way (though it could be) but more of a “holy shit i love them, this is fantastic, i can’t believe something like this exists and i get to witness it” kind of way. like for me, biomy makes my knees weak, just because of how much they love eachother (and the smut helps ofc >:)

Interesting wording there anon but I think I get what you mean SJJSJS. Here's some of my all time absolute favorites that make me think "holy shit I love them, this is fantastic, I can't believe something like this exists and I get to witness it":

Inked Truths by Paradoxolotl

Oh Inked my beloved, this is just a series that I treasure so much. I remember so clearly I had seen this cute meme about Brother of Mine and it was something like "ok I can do this, I can get through this without crying" - can't get through BOM without crying. And then I became friends with Para and THEN binged the entire series and god it's just so great (also the BOM alternate ending is totally my fault I'm sorry).

This is absolutely my favorite canon-divergence fic for AFTG and there's so many reasons why. Para is so incredible with the way they write their fics, how much care they have for their ideas and the amount of love they have for the original series. I have never read anything with more accurate characterization - if some fics are ooc, then this is the complete opposite. Not to mention the way they write Andrew's backstory as we walk through it, every single struggle from not just his POV, but from Aaron and Abram's as well.

And god, Abram is just so good in this too. Honestly this fic just gives me a whole new insight to Andreil, a whole new way to adore them, and I am quite frankly obsessed with it. I've only read one other fic with a slower burn than this one and I love you for it Para.

Also we get Greer which honestly is a whole reason in itself to have that sort of reaction :3

2. Artist AU by Fortheloveofexy

The artist au is just so amazing to me for a couple of different reasons. For one, you can just tell how much love Jess put into this one - if the fact that they drew art to go along with it didn't give it away, then the amount of detail and effort they put into Neil being an artist definitely should. At first you think this is going to be a cutesy artist short fic, but NO. They gave us some sequels that completely dive into Neil's past and how that trauma affects him as a person in the present and JFC IT SENDS YOU ON AN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER.

And Jess too just puts so much into the characterization. It's so incredible and I adore it. The way certain events happen, how the story progresses, Neil's flighty-ness constantly clashing with his desire to stay...it's so perfect. You should at the very least read this for the art and stay for everything else!

3. In My Defense, I Have None by likearecord

A high-school AU with fake dating?? Sign me the hell up, this is literally everything I love rolled into one, and it only just keeps getting better. I have no idea how many times I've recced this by now, but this is one of my all time favorites and I reread it so often. Not only does it put a twist on fake-dating, but it gets a high school romance done so well while also keeping those essential aspects to the original characters that it makes me explode.

Not only that, but you don't have to worry about any sudden kidnapping or the past catching up to anyone. It's just these idiots and their own dumb decisions and I live for it. Not to mention this entire conflict could've been avoided if people literally just confessed their feelings instead of doing cartwheels around them, but honestly that's just what makes this fic even better, I'm literally begging you to read it.

4. Learning to be Human by coritkyo

This one I've only just gotten into (and it's incomplete) but holy shit I can't believe I didn't find it sooner. I'm absolutely obsessed with it. I won't say too much so as to not spoil things, but dear lord is it good. The author does an incredible job with the characterization, I'm obsessed with how everyone's dynamic works, and their worldbuilding is incredible. You might be left in the dark for a little bit, but there's a reason for it and I fuckinggggg love when that happens.

And I'm just obsessed with Neil in this one. Seriously, robot Neil is everything I never knew I needed before.

5. When the frost is in bloom by Silveriss

I don't know what exactly it is about this fic that gets me feral but it's just so good. The angst is peak, the descriptions are flawless and it just makes my heart ache in the best of ways. Silveriss writes these two so well, especially with everything that happens that I won't spoil. Winter Spirit! Neil and Author! Andrew, what more could we ever need? I am literally begging you guys to read it.

6. Touch me, love me, leave me by BakaDoll

The soldier Andrew fic. Honestly I'm sure most of us have read it by now but it needs to be said again: jfc this fic is so good. It's a long but well worth it read, and if you don't mind a bit of smut then you should definitely check it out. The author put so much effort into this one, and you know the idea that Andrew gets sent to the military rather than get court-ordered drugs kinda makes more sense (I'm sure anything makes more sense than the drugs but c'est la vie). These two dummies immediately being able to understand and work with each other while having to live together is perfection, and I love reading about how their relationship develops, too. It might start of as pure physical attraction - whatever excuses float your boat Andrew - but just their inside jokes and constant texting and caring about what matters to the other is so good.

7. Junk of the Heart by AmaliaIR

This one isn't that long but to me it just packed such a punch. So much is in it, so if you can handle a bit of angst you should definitely read it. Neil's heart condition finally becoming something he can't ignore, and yet his martyr complex still kicking in is so accurate it pains me. There is so much inner conflict and Amalia does such a good job with it, especially when attributing it to outside factors. Neil's constant flee vs. stay mentality is something we've seen countless times, but once again we get to see it differently, and Amalia just did incredible with it. So much research went into this fic too, I loved it so much!

[stargazing-imagines]

AWAE Rewrite // 01x02 // I am no bird and no net ensnares me

Description : It’s the church picnic in Avonlea, meanwhile it’s your first day of school and lets just say that you catch the eye of a certain person...

Pairings : mild Billy Andrews x Reader, Gilbert Blythe x Reader,

Warnings : jealousy, mention of dibs on a girl, tad bullying, if there’s anything else that needs to be added, let me know.

“Darling you need to look perfect for the church picnic Sunday,” said your mother as she was tending to your half curled hair

“Mother why can’t I wear my hair down for once?” You asked, the pain from the ribbons on your head was intolerable

“Honey beauty is pain, you just always look your best everywhere we go,” scolded your mother “now I’m almost done with the measurements just, stay still,”

You rolled your eyes s as you looked outside, when you did you saw Anne and Diana playing

“Mother, why can’t I play with Anne?” You asked “she seems like a nice girl,”

“She’s an orphan that’s why,” said your mother “and young ladies don’t hang out with orphans,”

——

“So... do you have a date to the church picnic?”

You were walking beside Billy Andrews on the way to school. You who didn’t like the boy had to refuse

“Because my parents were thinking about asking your family if they would like to accompany us,” said Billy, trying his every ounce to impress you. You turned around

“Billy, please be quiet for a moment,” you said before walking off, the nerve of that boy

——

“Isn’t Gilbert sooo handsome,” gushed Ruby as she laid a hand under her chin

“He’s alright I guess,” said Josie “the only boy that’s eye catching is Billy,”

“Well you can have him,” you said as your picking at your bread that your mother has packed for you “anything to keep him away from me,” 

“what wrong with Billy?” asked Josie “I think he’s very handsome.” 

“Josie, if Y/N doesn’t like my brother, then it’s fine.” said Jane “Besides I heard that the new girl is joining us in two weeks for school.” 

‘Really? well we must make her feel welcomed.” you said as you smiled 

“Please, why would you want to hang out with an orphan? I heard that orphans have asylum cooties.” said Josie 

“Josie!” said Diana “Anne may be an orphan, but she has a family now, we all should be happy for her.” 

“Yeah Josie, Have some sympathy.” you said as you took a bite of your bread 

-----

“I rushed here as fast I could.” 

Currently you were at the Cuthbert's house. After the disappearance of Anne, you forced your parents and siblings to help keep Marilla under control, of course your mother wasn’t thrilled. 

“Ms Cuthbert, I hate to be rude but we must be going, we’ll be back tomorrow.” at that your mother turned around 

“well if you’re leaving, I'm staying.” 

“Y/N you will not do a such thing.” 

“Yeah but look at Ms Cuthbert.” you said as you pointed to her “She is in the depths of despair and you want to leave?” 

“The kids got a point.” said Mrs Lynde who was also at the Cuthbert house

“My child will not be fraternizing with an orphan, now be a lady and follow me Y/N.” 

“No I will not follow you!” you said “I’m staying here till Anne gets back, Mother, Anne is my friend, I can’t abandoned her in a time like this.” 

“Fine but your finding you own way back home.” 

“Don’t worry, I’ll bring her back home.” smiled Mrs Lynde 

-----

“Thank goodness your ok!” you said as you ran up to Anne giving her a hug “We were worried sick about you, they didn’t hurt you did they?” 

“No they didn’t.” said Anne 

You gave Anne a big hug before releasing 

“I better get home before Mother has a cow.” 

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“Yes, my daughter is quite they beautiful child isn’t she?” gushed your mother, it was the day of the church Picnic and you were standing next to your mother wearing a Baby Pink dress with white lace coming off the sleeves. 

“She is indeed, any man would be lucky to have her.” said Eliza Barry as she was talking with your mother 

“I don’t like this cookie.” said the youngest Barry Minnie May 

“Well then don’t eat it.” said Eliza 

“There’s Anne, lets go say hi Y/N.” said Diana as she grabbed your hand pulling you with her but you were stopped by Eliza Barry 

“Girls not today.” 

“I heard that she was attending school with us.” said the youngest Andrew Jane 

“Oh my what awful red hair she’s got.” said The oldest Andrew Prissy as she looked at her sister 

“It awful that she doesn’t have a family.” 

After hearing all these nasty words, you saw Anne break down into tears before she ran off, with Marilla following behind her 

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“I’m sorry for what happened at the picnic.” You said as you talked with Anne on the other side of the fence at Green Gables 

“It fine I just wish they would’ve kept it to themselves.” 

“Anne i’m here if you need anything.” you said “I promise.” 

“Thanks Y/N, you really are a kindred spirit.” 

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Anne with an E Rewrite masterlist 

[orgyporgy]

Have you ever considered teaching elementary students? I think you're awesome for being an educator.

I forgot to reply to this! Because the answer is long.

The short answer is, no.

Elementary school was never what I wanted, or pictured for myself, because when you are working with kids that age you really do have to parent them in a lot of ways.

Frankly, I wanted this job because I wanted to engage young minds in literary discourse the way I got to when I was in my honors and AP English classes. I like public speaking, I like school, I like working with kids, and I like poetry and literature. It seemed perfect!

Then I got the job, and all my classes were general ed/blended low level courses. The students in my classes hate school in general and English in particular. I learned to adapt - I wouldn’t be having the Socratic seminars or high level creative projects I had envisioned but that was ok, I could still make my content fun and interesting for my student population.

Then Covid happened, and we thoroughly lost the battle against phones/social media. A full two years of learning and socialization has been lost. Kids sit in my class and play on their phones out in the open as if they are sitting at home on their couch. Students are violent, with each other and with staff. Everyone is sick of me talking about it, but almost 100% of my male population are fans of Andrew Tate, and spout his talking points at other (female) students and staff.

I stopped focusing on my content and started focusing almost entirely on classroom management and basic expectations for English. Things like staying in your assigned seat, and capitalizing your own name on papers. Things I had specifically hoped I could avoid by working with older kids.

Then, this year, I was given my first GATE (Honors level) English class. They are high level learners and have almost zero behavioral issues. And I, as their teacher, am failing them. My content is nowhere near their standard of rigor. Their class average since September is a 96%. They ask me questions about reading and writing that I don’t know how to answer, because I haven’t thought about them in 6 years. I finally have the opportunity to engage critically with a student population over literature, the whole reason I wanted this job, and I’m completely blowing it.

So. Maybe I’m just not in the right place anymore.

[iloveoldermen46]

The presentation

Summary: Y/n is a college student at Ball State University and one day she’s walks into class and the teacher says we have a guest coming to talk to us today. She wonders to herself. Who could this mysterious guest be?.

Warnings:fluff, smut, mentions of pussy and penis, and other shit. Also y/n. I tried my best I’m still new to writing smut so yeah. This is a chapters story so look for more stuff on the way. Hope you guys enjoy it 😁

It was a warm spring morning at Ball State university. When Y/N realized she needed to get up for her first class of the day. She lazily got up at looks at her sleeping roommate and says,“god why couldn’t that be me right now.” She hurried up and got dressed and headed out the door to her first class of the day.

When she got there she noticed that everyone was excited about something. She wondered to herself, “ why is everyone so excited today?” She sits down in her chair when her teacher says, “ Good morning everyone hope you guys are awake cause we have a special guest coming to talk to us today.” Y/n leans over to her best friend Angela, “ I wonder who he managed to get to come to this next to nothing school?” Angela looks at her and shrugs. “ Is there anything you would like to contribute to the class ladies?” Her teacher Mr. Andrews says in a sarcastic tone. “ No sir.” Y/N says quietly. “Ok anyways what I was saying, would you give a warm welcome to the esteemed director/writer Mr. Christopher Nolan. Everyone starts clapping in excitement, all while y/n sits there in total shock and bewilderment at how an accomplished/sexy man like Christopher Nolan could actually be at her school. Everyone sits down and starts to listen at what Mr. Nolan has to say. “ Good morning everyone I hope you are all doing well. Your teacher has graciously invited me her to talk with you all about film making.” As he goes on y/n just sits and stares at the beautiful man in front of her. She thinks to herself how am I gonna make it through this without blushing and geeking over this guy. By the end of the period the bell rings and Mr.Nolan thanks everyone for taking an interest in film making. Everyone starts to get up and as Y/n goes to leave her teacher ask her to stay behind. She promptly agrees to this and stays. “ Mr. Nolan I would like you to meet one of my most promising students miss y/n l/n.” Her teacher says proudly. “It is an honor to meet you Mr.Nolan, I admire your dedication to filmmaking so much. “ Well the honor is all mine.” Christopher says with a smile. “Your teacher has greatly bragged about your ability and enthusiasm for the craft of filmmaking, I must say that I am impressed by your talent and drive for the craft.” Y/n couldn’t believe her ears. She must have been dreaming. “I…I….thank you I can’t believe that you could say that, you are such a genius when it comes to writing and directing your films. I can’t thank you enough for being here and talking to us about your work and how you have made it possible for kids like us to make films.”

Christopher’s pov:

He couldn’t believe his own ears. Someone that young and beautiful could say those things about him and his work. He was astonished at her work that her teacher had showed him before class. “Why thank you so much for your admiration. You have made some incredible work. I can see a bright future ahead of you.” He could see her blush a little. He thought it was cute but then realized,”I can’t crush on this girl she’s twice my age and I’m married.” He was shaken out of his thoughts when she said,”well I need to head to my next class, thank you so much for talking with me and the class we very much enjoyed your time.” “No thank you for being here, you have a wonderful day.” As soon as she walked out the door he had a big smile on his face. MrAndrews asked him why he was smiling like he was,”Well I can tell you this now,the future of filmmaking is in safe hands!”

Y/n walks out of the classroom with the biggest smile on her face. As she is walking downstairs she runs into her friend Angela. “Hey what did Mr.Andrews need you for?” Y/n looks at her friend with a grin so wide it could fit the entire Grand Canyon between it and says,”I just got to talk with Christopher Nolan himself and he admires my work, like who can say that Christopher Nolan admires your work, like am I dreaming girl!!!” Angela looks at her in shock! “OMG girl that’s amazing!” “ I know right and also god he was just so beautiful and handsome like come on 😩.” As she says this she has no idea that a certain someone is listening to their conversation.

Christopher’s pov:

He couldn’t believe his ears. She had a crush on him. Not many people can say they have a crush on him but her she was perfect in his eyes. Long h/c hair, beautiful s/c, and mesmerizing e/c eyes. She was the definition of a goddess. Her friend ends up walking away and this is his chance to talk to her alone. He Walks up behind and says, “hello”. She jumps and “oh my goodness you scared me.” She says in a gentle voice. “Oh I didn’t mean to scare you I just wanted to ask you if you would want to go out for some drinks and talk about film and stuff.” She looked at him in utter shock. “Um u would love to Mr.Nolan.” He looks at her and says,”wonderful I’ll pick you up around 8, and by the way call me Christopher.” She looks at him and says, “awesome here’s my address and number, I’ll text you when I’m ready. “Great see you later.” He walks away with a huge smile on his face.

Later that day

As y/n is getting ready for her “date” she is listening to her favorite song “I stay away” by Alice In Chains. She notices that she has gotten a message from an unknown number.

Unknown number: hey this is Christopher, I’m here. Which apartment are you?

Y/n: I’m apartment ##. I’ll have my roommate unlock the door for you. I’m just about finished getting ready.

*Changes name to 🎬Christopher Nolan🎬*

🎬Christopher Nolan🎬: sweet I’ll be up in a minute.

Y/n: Cool I’ll see you then 😁

She puts down her phone and finishes her makeup.

As Christopher walks up to her apartment he wonders to himself, “Should I really be doing this, what if my wife finds out she would probably leave me and god what if my kids find out that I’m going out with a woman that’s not there mother.” He shakes his head and remembers this is not a date it’s just a simple meeting of two filmmakers talking about their passions that’s it. As he walks up to her door a person flings open the door and says loudly, “You must be Christopher my name’s Charlotte nice to meet you. Y/n is finishing up her makeup she’ll be done real soon. How about you come in!” He just stares at her for a moment then walks inside the apartment. “She’ll be out in just a minute, you can sit on the couch while you wait if you want to.” “Thank you” Christopher says in a hushed tone. A few minutes pass and y/n finally walks out wearing a Metallica ride the lightning shirt with a flannel shirt wrapped around her waist and ripped blue jeans with combat boots and slipknot Rings. He looked at her and smiled.

“ you look great.” “So do you Mr.Nolan .” Says with a smile on her face. Christopher gets up from the couch and says, “well I found this bar not too far away so let’s go.” He says with a grin. As they walk out the door they hear y/n’s roommate yell,” Make sure to wear protection!” Y/n ends up 🤦‍♀️ in embarrassment. “Sorry for my roommate she can be quite the handful sometimes.” Christopher ends up laughing at this and says,”it’s quite alright she’s just trying to make you laugh 🤭.”

(SpongeBob narration voice) later at the bar

“I can’t believe that Robert Downey Jr. did such a thing on set!” Y/n laughs hysterically. “ I know he can be quite the character when you get him going!” Christopher says in a drunken voice. “You know I’m having a really great time with you. You really are a wonderful person you know that.” Y/n smiles at him. When she does this, it causes Christopher to blush super hard. “Are you blushing?” Says Y/n in a pushy tone 🤭. “No I..I…I think I might be allergic to something in my drink!” Y/n with a look of “that’s total bullshit” Christopher continues to stare at her until she says” You know if you want to kiss me you could have just asked.” He stares at her and says,”what now” Then out of pure curiosity and spite she says,”fuck it!” And kisses him. Christopher is shocked for a moment but then relaxes into it.

After a few moments they break apart . “ wanna go back to my place?” Christopher looks at her for a moment before saying,”yeah I think that would be best.” Y/n smiles to herself and says,”Okay let’s go then!”

At the apartment

They both burst into the apartment his lips upon hers. She ends up locking the door and as she does this Christopher picks her off the ground and takes her to her room.

When they get there, he lays her upon the bed and she begins to undress herself before him. He looks at her with lust filled eyes and says, god I only met you this morning and I already want to make love to you.” As soon as he says this. Y/n walks up to him seductively and says,”Well why don’t you do it daddy.” When she says this it drives him over the edge. He takes her chin and brings his lips to hers and kisses her with such passion. As he kisses her, he unzips his pants and she unbuttons his shirt. They both undress and y/n lays upon her soft bed. He climbs on top of her and leans down to her ear and says,”I make scream my name all night long.” When says this it sends y/n into a moaning fit. When Christopher sees this he immediately goes down to kiss her neck leaving little hickies along the nape of her neck. He does this all the way to her red lace thong. He looks up at her with lust in his eyes and says in a hushed tone,”already so wet for daddy, such a naughty little girl.” When he says this it causes her to moan loudly into the already quiet room. He then leans down between her legs and pushes them apart. Then he leans down to the wet spot on her panties and gently bites on the fabric and pulls it down to her ankles. After he’s done this he goes back to her blushing pink pussy and starts to kitten lick her clit. As he does this it makes y/n moan even louder. After he is done 👅 her pussy he shoves three fingers into her, it causes her to scream and cum instantly. At this action he gets up from between her legs and begins to kiss her. He looks down at her face and ask, “are you sure you want this?” She looks up at him and moans out,”GOD YES!!” Upon this statement he positions his dick to her pussy and gently pushes it into her. Causing her to moan out in pain and pleasure. With this action he begins to push in and out of her with such ease you’d think that it was there last day on this very earth. As he does this y/n yells out in pleasure,” god daddy I’m gonna cum!” When Christopher hears this he starts to thrust even harder into her with such a force never seen before. Not long after he starts thrusting harder y/n comes all over his penis. When she does this it causes Chris to thrusts harder into until the knot in his stomach unravels and causes him to cum inside of her. Not realizing he isn’t wearing protection she says to him in a hushed voice, “Don’t worry I’m on the pill.” “Good” when he says this. He falls next to her and pulls y/n into his arms and says,”I had a great time with you.” “So did I.” Y/n looks at him and kisses him then falls asleep. Christopher is up for a little while longer and thinks to himself,”Why don’t I regret this?”

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Don’t worry there will be a part 2. To this. It will be soon. Hope you guys liked it as much as I did.

[emmashouldbewriting]

This comes originally from OK! so grain of salt and all that, but if there’s any truth to it… pretty sure anyone could’ve told them this when they first decided to move out of their perfectly good sized apartment that’s right next to their offices 🤷‍♀️ and I don’t have much sympathy for Andrew, but he does have a lease and Charles can’t just throw him out. Considering that the move has so far been detrimental for especially William’s work I don’t think it was a good decision to love to Windsor.

William and Kate have resigned to living in "too small" Adelaide Cottage for the foreseeable future - despite reportedly eyeing up Andrew's Royal Lodge.

The couple have been living in the cottage on the Windsor Estate with children George, Charlotte and Louis since moving in less than a year ago from Anmer Hall in Norfolk.

But plans by King Charles to downsize the family's property - and news Prince Andrew is being asked to leave his £30million mansion - has thrown things into question.

While the Lodge was at one point reportedly earmarked for the young family of five, OK! reports they are now accepting that they'll be staying there despite it being too cramped for them.

[…]

A Kensington Palace source added: “William and Kate love the cottage but it’s just too small for them.

“There are four bedrooms which just about fit them all in but there are other things that need to be considered. Staff and other elements need to be factored in.”

“It is also meant to be a working residence and there isn’t room to facilitate an office or hold more than a few guests at a time.

"They were looking for a larger home but have now resigned themselves to the fact that they will be stuck in the cottage due to other properties not opening up for them.”

Seems like a lot about nothing, tbh. Especially with this sentence: "moving in less than a year ago from Anmer Hall in Norfolk" when... they moved from KP, lol. We keep hearing this stuff and honestly it strikes me as very Andrew-PR with his hissy fits about Charles wanting him out. "Charles wants me out so his son can steal my house!" is a way better narrative for him than "Charles wants me out because I can't afford to pay the repairs anymore" lol

They moved to Windsor for the kids to go to school - I don't think work was factored in, and it's not like there aren't offices in Windsor they could use. In fact, if they're struggling that much, there's really no reason they couldn't use a wing of apartments in Windsor Castle. Sure, the optics wouldn't be great, but they're the Waleses now, and that comes with a different set of rules than it did being the Cambridges.

[gh0st-3]

Trippin At Joshua Tree Trip

Spent Memorial Weekend at Joshua Tree since I've been craving for a vacation, especially since I worked in tourism, my social battery just always feels drained.

I just booked a cabin in the desert, it's (now) called "glamping" but honestly, you get what you pay for, especially if you're a native city-dweller like me with no boy/girl scout experience or how to camp overall. It felt like it was still worth every penny.

Just not with airbnb since they're assholes who will ALWAYS side with the hosts, even if the hosts will require their guests to clean every nook and cranny just to be charged a "cleaning fee."

Anyways, I took LSD on the way there because, again I wasn't sure what's to see out there in a desert, just thought that rocks and cacti will be boring if you're not high..

Well, I was wrong. I still had an 'ok' trip on the drug but I wished I could see the stars better. I have to admit, I felt like a stereotypical boho, white girl there as while I was tripping, I felt like I wasn't just feeling like I'm "one with" the desert, but the universe with how the sky was brightly sprinkled by stars. Not forgetting the beautiful sunset and sunrise!

I'm honestly afraid to divulge more about the LSD trip because I tend to have the opposite side effects to what others have described theirs as essentially, being on the trip has helped me refocus on my values in life.

Such instance was when we were watching the sunset just outside of the cabin, I gave a blanket and my cap to my partner while we were sitting outside the patio and .. I just felt like time paused for that moment since when I was looking at his side profile, he reminded me of my dear uncle, Bobby and how I wished so badly that he was there with us to enjoy the beautiful sunset.

In the end, I couldn't sleep and spent the wee hours of the morning until sunrise at the bonfire crying about my life (from past to present) because, in my head, I revolved my thoughts around Uncle Bobby.

Growing up, he was one of the 2 adults who was pretty consistent in my life until his passing in my junior year of high school. I've mostly felt guilt from childhood till now because I had wished for him.. in the end, I could only feel like me and my family abandoned him back in our home country, especially since we migrated to America. We did visit our home country every summer for at least a couple of months (our entire summer after school), but my abuser kept taking us to places that she can shop or vacation at while I can barely have a day to stay in our house, what more let Uncle Bobby out of his room to see him.

His scenario was similar to the book "Flowers in the Attic" by V.C. Andrews because his family, our other 20+ relatives, saw his severe Cerebral Palsy as an embarrassment, if not a "punishment from God" (since some of them converted to a variety of religions) YET they cheated him and his mother (grandma) from what inheritance/insurance they could've received from his father's (grandpa) passing so by the time I was born, my mother (abuser) had to shoulder the financial obligations while needing to pay someone peanuts to take care of both an ailing old woman and a man with severe disabilities. We were already in 3rd world poverty by the time I was born, if my abuser hadn't married an American, I wouldn't be here now having the time to do the things I never once thought, what more imagined to do.

In the end, I still revolved my life around the thought of my uncle for what I could remember him. Even though its been 10 years and 7 months since he passed, and I still remember spending the summer for his wake and funeral, I still think of him just as he was still alive.

I just can't stop crying since its the only thing I knew to do. I've been labeled as a loner before I knew what that even meant because the other kids thought I was "creepy" being by myself.

Truthfully, I like being alone with my own thoughts or rather 'world' as its the only place I could feel like I had a family, or rather.. they were still alive.

I endured all the bullying and ostracism because for me, it didn't hurt as much as losing my family. At 3 yrs. old, my grandma passed away, I never met my bio dad since he walked out before I was a year old, so until I was 17, I only had my abuser, uncle and his caretaker. Even though we had A LOT of relatives, they were cold and cruel because they saw my family as the 'black sheep', despite my grandpa having supported them, especially financially when they came from nothing themselves. I did have a few others in my life but they passed away as I was growing up that I felt like I was "bad luck."

I never cared for others to think I'm pathetic for crying because I felt like I found some comfort in my own head letting it all out while getting some answers that felt like it was "good enough" to help ease the pain of losing people who you'll never see again.

When I was watching the stars, I could only think of Carl Sagan's quote that people are made of the same materials as the stars. In my naivety or wishful thinking. I could only hope that the people who have passed in my life (if there is reincarnation) that they can be whoever or whatever they are now, but I could only remember Mark Twain's quote about him never having to fear dying because .. he never did care about being born either. It was a lottery, still I want to be hopeful, if not for myself, at least for Uncle Bobby. I still wished that I was there for him when he was always there for me when I was getting abused at home and in school because he was the first (after grandma) to see me as a family that even my own parents never wanted me.

In a way LSD has made reflect and remind me of the way and why I do things.