#and bruising easily

[sup3r-n0vaa]

life update: i am connecting the dots. it’s all coming together. my brain is huge. i see patterns everywhere. i am a genius.

but it would seem that the picture that is being painted is that i am most likely disabled. yippee.

[blessed-bruises]

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[housecow]

i wanna be driven around to several fast food places with a firm hand on either my belly, thigh, or tits thank youu ❤️

[mochinomnoms]

Cling azul clingy azul clingy azul. Kisses for azulito. Azulito deserves many kisses

BESITOS! MUCHÍSIMOS BESITOS, MUCHÍSIMOS PARA EL AZULITO MI AZULITO AZULITO AZULITO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BESITOS BESOSBESOSBESO!!!!!!!! EL MERECE MI AMOR, MI CARIÑO, MI TODO LOS BESOS NO SON SUFICIENTE—

*ahem*

If you're like me, and insist on showering Azulito (he begs that you don't call him that in front of others, especially the twins) with kisses and kisses galore, you better commit to it!!

You better let him cling to you as you cuddle and smooch in his large bed, he's exhausted after a long day's work. He needs this, he needs to wrap his arms (just the two never seems enough sometimes) around you as you lay on his chest with his weighted blanked on top of you both.

Complain that it's heavy, but he insists if he's to take you back home that you start becoming accustomed to the pressure of the ocean and his 8 tentacles around you. No, you are legally obligated to spend at least one hour with him every day after 5pm per your relationship contact.

(Note that, it's not an actual contract. He's made very few since Leona destroyed his collection, saving them for emergencies and things of personal importance. He has one waiting for you to sign in the future, glittering gold with the words ENGAGEMENT CONTRACT on the top.)

For now, though, he demands that you let him indulge in your affections, exclusive to him (and maybe Grim). Leave lipstick marks on him, one specifically on his collar, Why are you so surprised? It's so that he can brag about getting such a wonderful, beautiful, enchanting, loving partner. Azul's so surprisingly affectionate in public, an arm wrapped around your waist so that his hand rests on your hip, rubbing any exposed skin there. He's bringing you closer, preening when you place a hand on his chest for stability. That's right, he's YOUR stability in this crazy world. He's delighted that everyone else can mope and stomp around, jealous as you place another kiss on his cheek. All these single-fucks can seethe and cry about how he, the Azul Ashengrotto, can show off his pretty eye-candy of his arm with a self-satisfied smirk.

You're his partner, his beloved, his his his! You, to be frank, had the opportunity to choose celebrities, princes, heirs, future kings. You had the cream of the crop, really. But none of them met your standards, only him! He wins! Ha! Ha ha ha! Now, let's go back to the bedroom, he's in need of your sweet embrace and would like to make out with his partner! HIS!!!

Ha, ha, HA!

[umbrellacam]

Tales of the Teen Titans #53 - Dick and Kory vs. Donna and Terry; very cute doubles match inside Titans Tower

Batman (Vol. 1) #468 - Tim practicing against a ball machine at Wayne Manor. Bizarrely, he's shown playing both left- and right-handed in different panels (but primarily left). Artist mistake Ambidextrous Tim evidence?!

[raccoonscity]

Make Me Choose: Jill Valentine or Claire Redfield? (asked by @thequantumranger)

[deityofhearts]

*me flirting* “i bruise like a fruit ;)”

[averageclawcodeenjoyer]

Inconsistent art style my beloved

UMMMM UM, SO HEAR ME OUT: GANKE USIND MILES AS A CANVAS AND DRAWING THINGS ON HIM WITH WATER SINCE HIS SCALES REACT TO IT

ALSO HAPPY MERMAY I DIDNT POST YESTERDAY BECAUSE IM A MAJOR LOSER BUT.... FORGIVE ME. I've been BUSY working on a clawcode animatic :((((( it's consuming my life :((((((((((

I'll try to post them often since it's mermay but also I'm a busy man and they may simply be doodles....

ANYGAYS

[notholaenas]

thinking about how jason used to be pocket sized, then one lazarus pit dip later he's built like a fridge................ imagine getting used to that

[gojoest]

if he doesn’t ask me to rest my knees on his feet so they don’t bruise as i’m down before him sucking his cock i don’t want him

[housecow]

i have bruises all over the sides of my thighs from trying to fit into armed chairs here 😰

[r-aindr0p]

Answering a question about the accidental fiancé situation and why is it still up : The Musketeer code requires one that has been proposed to, to win a fencing duel against their suitor/fiancé in order to cancel the proposal. So yeah, get good Ariel, eventually you'll win a duel... probably...? The code has this whacky rule because most of the time people have read it and a proposal is such an important thing that no one would act mindlessly about it, unless you know... You haven't read a single rule..

[lightbulb-warning]

i used to freehand comics all the time as a child and since the part i liked was the drawing part i would just draw panel after panel because i didn't want to stop drawing to think about icky icky words, plus the story TOTALLY still made perfect sense! to me! and noone else, but 'whoooo caaaaares omgggg its not like comics and sequantial art are a communicative meeediummmm lmaoooooo'. i spent my entire childhood telling myself stuff like "oh pfft I know this story by heart- ill SIMPLY remember the dialogue and write it later" ...and. I can't help but admire baby maiora's (call that a minora ba tm tsk) fucking audacity? hubris? confident wrongness? kid couldn't even remember to finish the comics in the first place? INCREDIBLE levels of unearned self assurance, wish that were me, genuinely- what an icon!!! anyway i think i have forever cursed myself

[bethlxxx]

The worst part about trying to take photos and make them look nice is the fact I’m always covered in bruises 🥲

[pawbeanies]

if the universe didn't want me to be like a little prey creature why did it make me so skittish and anxious and also very cute and tastey. it's just nature

[cherrise-rose]

imagine a small town having an annual mechanical bull riding contest but for overdue pregnant people