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lilyblisslys · 4 months

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one thing about me is i'm ALWAYS down to exchange sex for material favors

idk why but it's the hottest thing to me

#blow you in exchange for a ride #top you for weed #bottom for you so you can do my laundry #my fave kink

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gunstellations · 15 days

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its sonics turn! 👅

#sonadow #shadow takes his job very seriously #do not test a guy who has a 20 step skincare routine #sonic is definitely a scruffy little thing who damn near never brushes himself #shadow will make sure!!! that he is left shiny and smelling like freshly ironed laundry instead of dirt #idk there is something so....cute about this that i have never thought about before and i think shadow despite being a hybrid is #much better at doing things like this and less bashful compared to sonic who is just a stinky guy by default #he would be grumpy but very nurturing. i think it would give him a sense of calm to bond like this #sonics of course a little taken aback at his enthusiasm but its a pleasantly welcome surprise from someone like shadow esp #idk what level the relation between them would have to have progressed to for sth like this to even happen but yknow #simply. when he licc. it makes my heart melt #i almost cried drawing this.....i love shadow....#almost forgot to tag #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #my art

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theonlythingimfuckingisstupid · 1 year

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really wanna cancel lunch with my sister :/

#like. im already so exhausted and i still have to clean three tanks and introduce a new fish to my room #and do my laundry and #schoolwokr #and my sister just. sucks the energy out of me so fast its unbelieveable #like.#maybe it wont be so bad bc we havent talked in forever but #like #no energies :(#i'm gonna try to write bc im not able to test out of anything in schoolwork right now #so i might be posting a fic soon #fingers crossed anyway #ok byeee <<2 #em rambles #tw family

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quiddie · 3 months

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Someone warn Lily Du - there’s a coupe d’état (pun absolutely intended) coming 😈

#2 for 2 on Dirty Laundry #I think I should do it now while it’s Black History Month #oooh and get Rashawn to take over Make Some Noise #and Lou takes Game Changer #just a full Dropout overthrow #we’ll call it the Blackout #anyway I’m WAY too into this bit now #and I’m salty I couldn’t tell at Sam on Twitter about it #but in all seriousness I’m so excited for Ify #he’s the fucking BEST and going to crush it #and I’ll always have Trapp on my board game box #and Saltzman in my heart!#let’s fucking GO!!!

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ded-lime · 10 months

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@wizard-laundry's dtiys

#gaster #w.d. gaster #wizard-laundry dtiys #if you are actually the tumblr user wizard-laundry and reading this ignore this as a submission #i would have nothing to ask for except more gasters and mostly just wanted to do a dtiys #undertale #my art

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pjs-everyday · 6 months

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in the dorms, if you leave your stuff out for more than 48 hours— it’s free for the taking! 😉🩷

cheeky thief comic: part 1 // closeups // bakugo's shirt // part 2

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ventique18 · 1 month

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Anyway here's the initial sketch of Farmer MalleYuu that inspired me to start developing a farming game. 🥔🥕🐮🐥 They just make me so happy tbh

It's my last semester in uni I'm trying to hold onto my remaining sanity

#I'm a full time employee who studies for uni during the evenings #I'm in my last semester of school #I do the dishes I do the laundry I do the cooking #God knows I'm TIRED #but I'm damn proud of myself for finding time to enjoy my little life #god damn it I'm tired #but twst makes me so happy #so I make a million love letters for it in the form of different media #i will write fanfics for malleus #i will make comics for malleus #i will illustrate for malleus #i will make games for malleus #he is my muse #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

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smilesflower · 1 year

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interview crashers

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leonardcohenofficial · 1 month

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shoutout to whatever twenty year old runs kyle maclachlan’s social media and asks him to do all of the absurd meme shit that he does with absolute glee it is both beyond comprehension and hysterical how into it he is

#my personal fave is the one with the cocaine in the laundry detergent #also the one where he looks particularly scruffy and dilfy and tells people to not sleep on his podcast #kyle maclachlan #it doesn’t seem like he needed convincing to do any of this given the. everything about him but HOW was this pitched to him

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toadlessgirl · 2 months

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#did i just spend 20 minutes editing this instead of doing my laundry?#yes yes i did #tumblr #april fool's day #april fools 2024 #boop #tumblr boops #the original cartoon also had bips and beeps #garfield #current events #2024

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m0thxy · 4 months

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“I CAN’T CLEAN THE BLOOD OFF THE SHEETS IN MY BED!!!” then buy new ones goddamn gerard

#this man doesn’t know how to do laundry apparently #they’ve never heard of fabric softener or bleach idk #mcr #my chemical romance #my chem #my chem romance #gerard way

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abisalli · 10 months

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the sorcerer's apprentice by Paul Dukas starts playing in the background 🪄

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin fanart #my art #digital art #sketches #don't have the time to finish this one so have it as it is right now #yeah sorry you'll have to endure this Merlin phase a bit longer I'm afraid #I'm just having sm fun drawing him using his magic for silly things like doing laundry or fireworks <3

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yet-another-autism-blog · 1 year

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I need to clean my room but I can't clean my room because in order to clean my room I have to clean my room

#actuallyautistic #actually autistic #autism #autistic #autism spectrum disorder #like i need to clear off my bed/change sheets/and start that laundry first #but i cant do that because i dont have enough hangers to put away the clean clothes currently on my bed #so i need to go through my closet and get rid of stuff #i need to do thaf anyway because i got some new clothes and i have a bunch of stuff that im not going to wear #but i cant do that because i dont have anywhere to put the stuff i want to get rid of #ya know until i can actually take it to the thift store or whatever #and i dont have space because i need to pick up the stuff on the floor #but some of that stuff has to go certain places that i cant get to rn #because theres stuff on the floor

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goddesspharo · 2 months

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I just had a Snickers. [x]

#that's a lot of penance for a candy bar #could not be me #let me do my laundry on your abs!#glen powell #*

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sofiaruelle · 8 months

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Meet us at the Bus Stop~!

# a d (/s for joja)

#stardew valley #stardew valley sam #stardew valley sebastian #stardew valley abigail #stardew sam #stardew sebastian #stardew abgail #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv abigail #totes a joja cola ad #sam finally getting that sponsorship #lmao #even his skateboard is sponsored #i promised band posters and i shall deliver #i’ll probably make more of these cause they’re my lil brain rot #boi am i also so tempted to upgrade the fashion series #cause i had so much fun drawing sebatian’s pants #also in my lil delulu sam ‘accidentally’ poured bleach on all his clothes once #and now jodi doesnt trust him to do laundry…pfft #also abi keeps eating her crystal necklaces #and i love making the ASS gang lowkey6 matchy matchy with the piercings #cause you bet they DIY-ed it themselves #with maybe a lil help from Emily #cause we know they probs got an infection #leave me a lone i have lots of delulu ideas about their wardrobe ok TT A TT #its fall/rainy season and yet heres a belated summer music festival vibe #why is this flagged for mature? 😭😭😭#is it because i made seb hit the zaza?

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julykings · 9 months

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summer’s end

#had a really nice weekend to round it out u kno #saw Sarah on Friday for pasta and watching reality tv #picked wildflowers on Saturday and went to the dog park and some yard sales with my sister and we had such a good time we’ve been kind of #distant lately so that was really great. and time and my bf went to a mug decorating workshop and then tried a new restaraynt and got giant #margaritas . and watched survivor #Sunday gym kicked ass + moved furniture around and helped my bf paint his bedroom #today went to work first thing then to the lake for swimming and napping in the sun then more work and more gym which also kicked ass #then groceries and making out with my bf now home laundry etc getting ready to go to bed so I can wake up early and take Winston to do some #thing before work and my first classssssss yayyyy #can u tell im tired I made so many typos and fully just used the wrong words… we painted his bathroom .#personal

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