one time i showed my friend a bot text without realizing it had my deadname in it and when he read it out loud because he didn’t know it i went ooo..... sorry. and he said don’t apologize it’s a terrible name
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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cinderella 1950 if it was good (they didn’t make a cat just fucking evil)
based on my talking here
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NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HIM.
ughh him at 40 is so MMMFHGGFHUJVKUVIFHKDJDSLK the way we're growing old together :3 WE DO IT EVEN WHEN HIS BUSH HAIRS TURN GRAY or idk maybe i really REALLY like him with stubble BUT?? HES HOT WITH STUBBLE LIKE IM SNIFFING THE SCREEN SO HARD UGHH I CAN SMELL HIS MERA MERA
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