#and on some level I do feel bad abt it bc it was a dick thing to do. She also was just so cruel to some of my friends. Idk.

[alittleemo]

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[willowwhispersspeakeasy]

What's something that makes the boys cum instantly, and what would their reactions be?

whooo boy this is getting moved up in post order bc I HAVE thought abt this in depth already anon you have come to the right blog

this content is not appropriate for minors

OM! love interests and what makes them cream their pants~

warnings: gender neutral reader, NSFW, lots of weird kinks (full list under the cut)

kink warning list: forced orgasm, monster fucking, voyeurism, praise, dirty talk, oral fixation, scratching, crying, overstimulation, sadism, masochism, restraints, oral sex, conditioning, hypnosis, tiddie sucking? im sure there's a word for that but unfortunately I don't know it. 

okay so lets start off by saying, any of the brothers with whom you have a pact? yeah they will cum if you order them to. the pact will make them. boys could be sitting there not even touched and all you have to do is tell them “cum.” and they will. 

Lucifer

first of all, Lucifer hates cumming quickly. its embarrassing. however, if you are domming him, his favorite punishment is you forcing him to orgasm using your pact. don't touch him, force him to sit there below you on his knees and order him to cum over and over until hes crying and shaking.

Mammon

Mams gets off on watching you pleasure yourself while hes tied up (or held in place by your pact~) and unable to do anything. he hates it but hes also whining and panting and begging for you all the same. he can actually cum just from watching you, as long as you are repeatedly praising him and dirty talking.

Leviathan

this one sounds weird b u t suck on his tail. the first time you do it he cums instantly. you can deep throat it if you want but suck his tail the way you'd suck his dick and he’ll respond like you were. 

Satan

hes a sadist sure but if you know what you’re doing hes also a masochist. the first time you ran your nails down his back while he was plowing into you he nutted immediately. with enough practice and conditioning you can get him to the point where even just running your nail over his skin has him panting in an orgasm.

Asmodeus

Asmo can cum from words alone. it’ll take some practice but once you lean him well enough to know what level of dirty talk is required you can get him their without even needing your pact. altho if you wanna catch him off guard start with the dirty talk and then force him with the pact. he’ll thank you later.

Beelzebub

Beel can cum from just the act of going down on you. hes a hungry demon and wether you're ridding his face or all the way down his throat the taste of your cum can make him orgasm. 

Belphagor

okay but here me out: hypnotism kink. im just saying pick a phrase and repeat it over and over while you stroke his cock and before long you can make him nut in his sleep just by whispering it in his ear. 

Diavolo

bite him. hard. hes got a few places and if you bite down on just the right spot hes gasping and cumming. try the sides of his neck, his hips, and his thighs. chomp around enough and you’ll find them. 

Barbatos

now for him, you’re probably going to need the help of a spell or a pact. Barbatos does what Lucifer wishes he could and he won’t come easily. don't feel bad, everyone’s sexuality is different and hes honored you were interested anyway. 

Solomon

there are several spells you could use to achieve this. however if you’d prefer all natural, as we’ve learned from experience on his blog hes a boob guy. if you have them great, let him suckle for a bit and he might just cum in his pants. if you don't gottem? well there's something else he’d love to suck on- (dick or clit hes a determined man)

Simeon

touch his wings just right. now Simeon won’t let you see his wings under most circumstances, hes rather shy about them. and one reason is that, like Lucifer’s they are very very sensitive and so is the skin around them. if you stroke the skin of his back between them hes going to cry out and cream his pants on the spot.

[aku-babe]

bsd men — seeing their dick for the first time ♡

akutagawa, dazai, chuuya, ranpo, atsushi (its quite obvious who my favs are LMAO)

minors -16 dni please !!

— akutagawa

my fav boy :(

he doesn’t get close to people easily, he hasn’t done this with anyone (poor baby is a virgin)

pls be nice to him it took him a lot of time to get comfortable<3

honestly, he was a little insecure. no one has seen him before, and he’s scared he’s not good enough for you :(

around 7 inches

VERY VEINY

pale and flushed

so sensitive and cute

is groomed, he doesn’t like messiness

also he has a tinge of white just like his normal hair does, and honestly it is so cute

his thickness is average, but his length oh my

his cock is pretty.

gets hard easily, is super sensitive

his tip !! its so flushed and irritated by the time u finish teasing him, its just so sensitive that it drives him crazy. he will definitely get impatient, push u down on him and grab ur neck

he will be awkward/shy at first but as soon as u start touching him he will just melt and will love the feeling, and will eventually get used to it

“lets.. let’s do it again. can you handle it?”

— dazai

this cocky bastard..

his arrogance is deserved, bc his dick is on another level

he would be making some joke abt how his dick is just oh so big, and u would be like “ur such a liar i don’t believe it” and he would go “oh? why don’t you check for yourself?”

8 inches. eight !!!

very thick, quite long

always boasts abt it

did i mention it’s thick

doesn’t bother shaving but is decently groomed

big balls LOL

— chuuya

this man...

he is so sexy and so is his dick

he isn’t shy, but it takes him some time to get comfortable with someone bc everyone leaves him :(

but oh boy once he’s comfy u will see it a LOT

his dick is also so pretty

not shaven but it’s not a lot

pink tip <3

teases u abt it

very proud abt it, as he should be

“you like what you see? yeah, i bet u do”

7 inches

but it hits u very deep

that’s where his height went

— ranpo

HE IS SO FINE

u had a crush on him for ages, and ofc he knew. he can read right through you

he can tell when ur having unholy thoughts and damn does it turn him on when he wonders what exactly u are thinking abt

so ofc he asks u abt it. this man has no filter.

“what, you’re thinking about me again? do you want me that bad?”

things get heated very quickly

his dick is 7 and maybe a half inches

its long and thick in all the right places

it always slaps u in the face while giving head lol

also veiny

giving him head is just so good

literally a full course meal

u daydream abt his dick. it’s just that good

— atsushi

he’s so cute :(

would be very shy at first, is insecure :((

but he shouldn’t be bc he is pretty!!

he needs a lot of reassurance pls give it to him

he is around 6 and a half?

he’s quite pale and flushed

is always neat and tidy

it would take him time to show himself completely bc he is scared you won’t like him :(

but once u assure him, everything goes well, he always makes u feel good

“let me show you how much i love you”

[yourmidnightlover]

holding hands

never stop loving me part 2 :)

summary - after reader and spencer make it home safe and almost sound, spencer decides to show her just how much he loves her touch.

tw - smut, penetrative sex, unprotected sex (yea, ik i do this a lot), teasing?, fingering, oral (female receiving), soft dom!spencer, fluff

wc - 2,671

a/n - you could totally read this as a stand alone piece, just know that spencer is kinda in the doghouse rn bc he said mean things to reader abt her being all touchy and annoying (even tho she isn’t). happy reading 😌

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spencer had said he was going to make it up to you.

did he know how yet? not really. would he figure out how? absolutely.

you had been rather distant after you had solved the case and on the plane ride back home. you still sat beside him, but you didn't make any move to touch him or lay your head on him as you normally would. maybe it was because you just didn't feel like it, but spencer knew better than to think that.

"do you want to order takeout tonight?" you turned towards him to ask the question.

"yea, of course we can," he agreed, his arm reaching around your body to pull you closer to him. he felt you stiffen under his touch. "are you alright?" it was his turn to look at you, you nodded up at him.

"i'm alright," you clarified, giving him a tight-lipped smile that wasn't very convincing. eventually, you settled into his arm, leaning your head on his shoulder and succumbing to the sleep you needed.

when you woke up, it was to spencer swatting away morgan's hand while shushing him.

"morgan, she needs her rest in order to heal properly!" he whisper-yelled while trying to move morgan's hand away but failing. "don't touch her, only i can!" he clarified, morgan threw his hands up in defense as he turned to sit back down.

"y'know you get more protective than i thought you would be," morgan shrugged with a chuckle.

"what's that mean?" spencer argued defensively.

"it means that princess there is well taken care of. you just don't seem like the possessive type of guy," he reiterated as he pulled out his headphones.

"i'm not being possessive," he defended himself. "i'm being a good boyfriend by not letting you wake her up just so you can ask her a ridiculous question," spencer looked down at you in your peaceful sleeping position.

you hadn't slept well in the hospital. spencer knew this because each time he went to sleep you were awake, and you would be awake when he woke back up. the night before you were in the hospital he heard you cry yourself to sleep and you woke up before him. so, in his mind, you needed as much rest as possible if you wanted to heal properly.

that, and he wanted to feel you cuddled against him as you slept for the first time in a week.

"i think it's more than that, genius," the bald man scoffed.

"what do you think it is?" spencer sassed.

"well, i think it has something to do with the fact that you and pretty girl there," he nodded towards you, "were in a fight and you missed her."

spencer sighed, "is it that obvious?" he used his free hand to move a piece of hair from your face, his hand lingering there for a second longer.

"look, kid, i may or may not have heard what happened thanks to a little someone. you should let her know how much she means to you, alright? she's probably feeling like you're doubting your relationship because of her, so make sure she knows that she's it for you," he advised his curly-headed friend.

"she's not 'it' for me, derek," spencer sighed once more. "she's my everything."

you stirred in your 'sleep' to alert them of your presence, slowly sitting up in an attempt to not hurt yourself.

"hey, princess," spencer whispered, moving that same annoying strand of hair from your face and tucked it behind your ear.

"mmm... hi," you stretched your arms over spencer so you wouldn't hit him. "how long until we land?"

"about half an hour," he informed you, whispering as the other team members slept. "if you'd like to go back to sleep i'll wake you up before we land."

"i'm alright, thank you," you smiled.

you could be mad at him while being a nice person. you just didn't know if you were ready to get over what he had said to you.

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you had gone straight home after landing, permittable by hotch who saw how tired the two of you were.

both of you were laying together on the couch, you slightly on top of spencer because of your still bruised rib that slightly hurt, he angled his head down and started kissing your neck softly. your breathing got heavier, your breaths being few and far between as your hands reached back to grasp spencer's curls.

"spence?" you asked, more like whispered. he continued his actions, the only thing that signified he actually heard you being a small hum against your skin. "i-i... can we...?" you trailed off, not sure how to ask for what you wanted.

"can we what, princess?" he asked his hands reaching around to the front of your body, lightly ghosting over your bare legs.

"you know what, spencer," you huffed in annoyance as you rolled your eyes. he squeezed your thigh firm enough to know he had done it, but gentle enough to know it wouldn't leave any marks that were too bad.

"and you know better than to roll your eyes at me," he whispered in your ear, nipping gently at your lobe. "now... tell me exactly what you want."

"i want whatever you'll give me," you turned your face towards him, giving him your best puppy dog eyes before adding, "please?" you pursed your bottom lip into a pouty position.

that was apparently the magic word because as soon as they had left your mouth, you could have sworn you heard spencer growl in your ear before continuing to kiss and nip at your neck, leaving his marks all over your body. you felt his erection twitch in his pants as you whimpered from the touch of his lips on you which spurred you to grind your ass against his hips. he grabbed your hips to still their movement before sitting up with you, slowly as to make sure he didn't hurt your ribs.

"can you walk to the room by yourself?" he asked in his normal, sweet, non-dominating spencer voice, to which you nodded your head yes as you began to walk where he had asked.

you knelt by the door naked in wait for him, hoping he'd give you something to take your mind off of your injury. when he walked in, he could've sworn he felt his heart grow with even more love for you, something he thought was already impossible.

"princess, why're you on the floor?" he questioned, kneeling down to get eye level with you.

"why isn't your dick in my mouth?" you countered, a smirk growing on your face.

"i was gonna be nice tonight since you're not well so i wouldn't push it, doll," he gave you a stern look that told you to watch it. "i still have some making up to do, i believe?" your smile returned even brighter than before as he helped you back to your feet and into the bed.

once you were comfortable, he was practically worshipping your body with each kiss and hum against your body.

"i can't imagine never touching you again, y/n," he made his way down to your chest, his lips wrapping around your nipple. he gently tugged on it with his teeth before releasing it and doing the same to the other one.

"these tits," he sucked a hickey onto one of them before moving to the other.

"this stomach," he kissed all over your torso, being extremely careful of your bruises as your hands around through his locks once more.

"love the way it feels when i lay on it," he made his way down to your thighs, loving the way you squirmed underneath his touch. he hovered right over the place you wanted most and gently bit down on your thigh, your hips bucking upward subtly from the shock.

"god, these thighs," he huffed as he squeezed them once more. "love the feeling of them wrapping around my head when i'm between them."

"then how about you get between them, then?" you sighed sarcastically, your neediness getting the better of you

"so very impatient," he mocked before pressing one final kiss to your inner thigh. "but what the princess wants, the princess gets. for now, at least."

he licked a thick stripe up your slit, tantalizingly slow just to hear the whimpers that left your lips from the feeling. your hands flew to his hair, gripping it tight as he continued to lap at your pussy.

"so good, sir," you moaned out. "please don't stop. don't stop!" you cried as his lips wrapped around your clit. "uh- right there! yes!" you shouted as your thighs strained to remain still. "yes! oh fuck, yes!" you yelled as the high hit you like a train, his hands grasped your hips so they would stay in place, working you through that euphoria. "oh, thank you, thank you so much..." you trailed off, running your hands through his hair once more as he began making his way up your body, peppering kisses all around you.

"mmm, you did so good for me, y/n," he praised before connecting your lips to his in a passionate kiss. you whimpered into his mouth greedily. "someone's eager, yea princess?" he chuckled. you nodded your head as you bit your lip. "what do you want? i need you to tell me," he whispered, his hands trailing down your body once more and connecting with your sensitive center.

"pl-please," you whined, your hips bucking into his hand. "you, i want you," you informed him as if he hadn't already known.

"you have me now," he chuckled.

"no, no. i want you inside me," you pouted, your hands pulling the hair at the nape of his neck for punctuation.

"you want me inside you?" he asked as he pushed his fingers inside you, your mouth widening to form an 'o' from the surprise. "there, i'm inside you," he teased once more as he began thrusting his fingers in and out. you held onto his arm, a way to ground yourself so you could stil talk without sounding like a baby.

"your- i want your... shit... your dick. i want your dick inside me, please," you practically begged as his fingers began curling inside of you in that perfect spot.

"ohh, is that what you meant?" he asked like a smart ass, you couldn't find it in you to be a brat about it, so you just nodded your head as he worked you through your second orgasm of the night.

"yes! ohhh, fuck, yes," your hips rutted up against his hand from the pleasure. "please, please," you asked once more. "can you please just fuck me now? i want your cock..."

"aww, of course, princess," he said with a bright smile.

he got up from the bed only to remove himself of his remaining clothes before adjusting himself, lining his dick up with your center. he ran his dick through your already wet folds before slowly pushing himself inside of you, knowing you'd still need to adjust to his length.

"so beautiful, y/n," he grasped your hands, interlacing your fingers with his as he began to push himself inside you once more.

it might've been the feeling of being in submission for him, but you felt overcome with emotions. the intimacy of the moment you were sharing was more than just the sex you normally had. it was beautiful. the way he looked at you with awe each time he thrust himself back inside of you. the way you held onto his hands tightly in order to tell yourself that it was real... that he was real.

"god, i love you," he groaned as he kissed you fervently, his pace still set relatively slower than usual. "so much, y/n."

"i love- i love you," you moaned, removing your hands from his only so you could wrap your arms around his shoulders, pulling his body closer to yours. "spence, spence i'm so close," you whined in his ear, which only egged him on.

"i've got you, y/n," he pulled back to look at you as you came on his dick. "let go. let go for me," he moved a piece of hair from your face once more as your mouth flew open in pure bliss. your nails dug into his back as your pussy clenched around him, bringing upon his own orgasm, spurts of his releasing covering your walls. "fuck, y/n," he groaned, burying his neck into your shoulder before you pulled it out, wanting to observe him in such a vulnerable state.

"i love you," you whispered, only him able to hear it.

"i love you," he whispered back, pressing your foreheads together as he caught his breath.

when he managed to pull out, he found a new pair of underwear and pulled them on before going to grab you a fresh pair of his clothes to wear to sleep - you liked that they smelled like him, it helped you sleep better.

"where're you goin'?" you whined from the bed, trying to sit up abruptly but only finding a shooting pain going through your abdomen.

"shhh," he whispered, rushing to the side of the bed to guide you back to laying down. his hands found your shoulders and right before he was going to release them, you grabbed his hands.

"are you leaving me again?" you asked pitifully, tears welling in your eyes.

"no, sweetheart," he furrowed his brows. "i'm never going to leave you," he pressed a kiss to your forehead.

"i know... i know i can be annoying like you said and i'm working on it," you looked down at your hands, which were now in your lap. "just please be patient?"

"you don't need to work on anything," he wiped the tears from your cheeks. "i never should have said those things to you, whether or not i was upset. i'm so sorry i made you doubt yourself," you found yourself wiping his own tears away. "now let's get you into the bathroom, okay?" you nodded as he helped you get up, guiding you to the bathroom to relieve yourself.

while you were doing your business, he went and got you that change of clothes you needed and brought them to you once you were done. he used a damp, warm washcloth to clean up between your legs and made sure to wash your face for you. he helped you get changed, letting you use him as a balancing bar, and then directed you back to the bed. he rest his head on his pillow, looking over and seeing you still on your side of the bed, not curling up into him as you usually do.

"y/n," he whispered. "i know you're probably still mad at me, which is totally fine because just because we had sex doesn't mean i'm done making it up to you. but... it's kind of harder to sleep without you cuddling with me than i thought. so if you're alright with it can we just..." he trailed off.

"spence?" you asked with a giggle.

"hmm?"

"i'm not supposed to sleep on my stomach or side," you held back a laugh, knowing it would hurt. "i mean, i'm glad we're on the same page about you still making it up to me, but it's kinda doctor's orders that i don't sleep like that."

"oh..." he bit his lip, trying to keep himself from feeling too embarrassed. "right. can we hold hands while we sleep then?" he asked, acting as if he had found a loophole.

"now who's touchy?" you joked, hurting your stomach from the laughter but finding that it was worth it.

"ha-ha," he mocked. "very funny, y/n," he groaned.

"yes, darling," you joked once more. "of course we can hold hands while we sleep."

and you did.

and for the first night in a week, you slept peacefully.

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[ja3minz]

𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 ... 𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒏 ♡

requested by anon.

so listen hyuck’s like .. almost rarely ever truly embarrassed or too shy to do something

but something like his (and your) first time having sex? it lowkey terrifies him

because to him it’s such a serious thing like it shows ultimate trust in a partner and he’s honored that you trust him so much

and he wants it to be perfect bc that’s what you deserve 🥺

it’s kind of a problem though bc he drives himself insane trying too hard to make sure everything is just right

when you tell him you’re ready, it doesn’t happen in that moment

you tell him when you’re just over hanging out and you’re watching him play overwatch thinking abt how much u love him and ur just like “hey...i think i’m ready to take this to the next level”

and he’s like stunned at first he doesn’t know what u mean but then it hits him and he’s like oH YOU MEAN—

“are you sure? really? you trust me that much?” he’s kind of ecstatic abt it lowkey tho u see this like overjoyed smile simmering on his face he’s trying to hold it back

you come and sit on his lap and kiss him and tell him you trust him with your life and he swoons <3

so your actual first time doesn’t happen until maybe a week or so after that because he wants the dorm to himself so nobody interrupts

lowkey asks johnny for advice that same day bc he’s kinda freaking and he’s like “bro what if it’s bad what if they hate it what if i bust too quick”

he’s so gentle the entire time 🥺 such a sweetheart making sure you’re comfortable, asks if it’s okay to undress you

he’s seen you naked before (kind of; u took ur shirt off during some heated makeouts) but this is so different

he’s in awe he thinks you’re a masterpiece he lets out this heavy kind of adoring sigh while trailing his fingers down your soft skin

“you’re so beautiful, i can’t believe it. it’s unreal.”

omg and he loves it when you compliment him normally but he extra loves it here

like he needs to know he’s doing okay so please remind him he’s doing amazing

loves it when you say his name, loves it when your body responds so easily to him because it means you’re enjoying yourself

so much kissing SOOOO much kissing and it’s kind of sloppy and a little all over the place he kind of just sucks on your bottom lip sometimes

gets shy when he’s fully undressed and you see his cock 👉🏾👈🏾 please gas him up

let’s be real his dick is probably a solid 6 inches anyways so

there’s a moment where you’re both naked and making out and still exploring each other’s bodies

he’s slotted between your legs, his cock is pressed up against your inner thigh and he’s so close to your core both of you start rutting into each other

it gets intense tbh the excitement and lust takes over the both of you and suddenly he NEEDS to be inside of you like asap

slides on the condom, has you in missionary and the sight of you laying on your back with your legs parted looking up at him

his heart kind of flutters like wow he loves you a lot

smiles this cute little shy smile and leans down to kiss you while he’s pushing himself inside of you

you’re both moaning into each other’s mouths and it hurts at first because it’s just so foreign you’re not used to it

so you’re kind of whimpering and squirming underneath him and he won’t do anything until you’re fully okay to go

he’s okay with sitting and waiting for you to adjust, stroking your hair and kissing your neck and whispering cute stuff to you

when you give him the okay that first thrust nearly knocks the breath out of him

it’s incredible it sends shockwaves through your bodies

it doesn’t take long for him to set a rhythm, he’s not going too fast but goddamn you feel like he’s so deep inside you it’s driving you fucking crazy

and listen if we’re being honest

hyuck is trying HARD not to cum too quick okay? he’s really trying

can you really blame him when you’re so hot and tight around him, you’re squeezing his cock perfectly and god the noises you’re making it’s all so erotic and he feels overwhelmed already

you told him before you guys even got here though and he agreed with you that it didn’t matter if you both came or not

it was more about the experience. sharing your bodies, intertwining in something so new for the first time

but honestly y’all don’t have to worry about not cumming because the way he’s fitting inside you and the way his cock is kissing your sweet spot

it’s making your toes curl and your eyes roll you’re loving every single second of it and you’re making sure he knows he’s doing fantastic

at some point though he gets kinda lost in the feeling and he picks up his pace but you don’t even realize it because it just feels so good

you’re really out of it at this point

the rooms filled with nothing but the your shared moans and the sticky sound of skin hitting skin

hyuck gets super duper whiny when he’s about to cum, real breathy in your ear too

and he starts grabbing onto you for dear life, in this case he’s squeezing your thighs

“i-i...think. i think i’m—fuck. fuck, i’m gonna cum. you’re gonna make me cum, baby, fuck.”

he starts grinding into you in such a way that his pelvis is hitting your clit like perfectly

so every thrust makes you clench around him

he tries to hold on and wait for you, he’s really really trying but he falls apart almost instantly when he hears you call his name

it’s the way you say it; like you’re desperately keening for him. like you need to have him, like he’s your everything

he doesn’t even mean to cum but god when he does he cums so hard he swears he’s seeing literal stars

like his vision goes black and he yells out for you; clinging desperately to your body

he’s even trembling 🥺 panting heavily, hiding his face in the crook of your neck while he’s babbling on and on about how he loves you

you don’t have an orgasm that night but you’re more than satisfied so you have no complaints honestly

you’re spent, just like he is. he lays on top of you for a solid minute and both of you doze off for like a quick little power nap???

like you fall asleep there for a solid 10 mins but then you’re uncomfortably hot with his bare body laying on top of you

so both of you wake up half way just to situate yourselves better

he pulls off the condom and tosses it in the trash and attaches himself to your back like a koala

nuzzles his face in your neck and hugs you real tight to his chest 🥺 tells you he loves you one last time before falling asleep

when he realizes you didn’t have your orgasm he definitely eats you out thst next morning

like kinda wakes you up with it 😗 because you deserve it you’re his number one

[clonesandmoans]

This blog is amazing!! Yo if you want to write some sin™ I'd love to know what gets the Bad Batch (plus Echo) turned on or flustered?

+ To celebrate the new series announcement: Bad Batch turn-ons? 👀

i’m a smidge ashamed that i don’t write echo like at all but that’s just another reason i’m grateful to have the girls’ assistance. -jj

this rly be a teamwork night HEHE enjoy my echo feature on jj’s amazing hcs :33 -rini

tech:

tech is such an exhibitionist AND vouyerist

like it’s not even funny how into it he is

broke: tech records you

woke: he fucks you in places he KNOWS there’s a high chance you’ll get caught in. pilot’s chair? supply closet that has no lock? showers? on the side of the marauder? he’s a fiend for it

loves quickies for this reason. it becomes a race against time to get you clenching around his dick before someone comes looking (a race always won bc he’s done research and has indeed used his STEM expertise to know exactly how to angle it/where to touch you to get you quaking)

he’s a tit guy and loves to bury his face into your chest, bite your nipples, anything to do with your boobs he loves it

how to get him flustered: talk as dirty to him as he is to you

crosshair:

crosshair likes to be called “sir”

he enjoys hitting it from the back and smacking your ass the whole time

makes you count them sometimes but doesn’t always have the patience since you sound so pretty

into wax play and it’s one of the few times he lets you have the control

other times when you take power it isn’t really submission it’s just a “let’s see where it goes” one time you slap him when you’re on top and holy shit it does something to him, yearns for you to do it again but refuses to swallow his pride and ask you to

he talks so damn dirty, it’s one of the few times he doesn’t just work in silence

how to get him flustered: make the dirtiest noises you possibly can. every filthy moan and needy whimper, don’t hold back

hunter:

hunter will use training as foreplay and loves the smell of you post-workout

competence is sexy and seeing you train? it sends the blood straight to his dick bc he would let you fuck him up any day of the week both sexually and violently

i’ve gone into some detail abt him being pegged before but i was drunk at the time so it wasn’t completely thorough, but anyway he loves that

the smell of your sweat and the way he can hear your heart racing while you fuck is euphoric to him

it fills him with a sense of pride bc he’s the one getting you riled up like that and he’s the one getting to feel you clench around him, getting to feel and sense everything he’s making you feel

how to get him flustered: beg. beg him to fuck you like you’re begging him to spare your life

wrecker:

he too big for that tight hole (whichever one i’m talking abt is up to your imagination)

his dick is V E I N Y and they’re a weak spot for him, like the vv tip of your tongue delicately tracing the same vein from base to tip, the noises he makes are heavenly

if he’s able to have a hand your stomach and feel his dick moving in and out of you it’s absolutely euphoric

v v v hesitant to be rough with you until you’re finally able to convince him to fuck you into the mattress like you know he can but he WILL NOT choke you, that’s a hard no for him

how to fluster him: he loves it when you hold his biceps

echo:

ok so u know post-techno union echo will have changed a lot as a person including his kinks

still a major sub and gets turned on when his partner commands him in bed

still loves to be ridden and teased to the brink of tears (and even past that), someone with a badass and teasing sex appeal will get him so in love lust so fast

But he’s probs a lot less hesitant to be touched without warning now, whereas maybe a little ass grabbing and pinching turned him on before the citadel

now he’s much more into prolonged touches, when you lay a hand on his thigh/stomach/neck for a long time (bonus if you rub slowly back and forth), it goes straight to his dick ESP thigh action

how to fluster him: higher levels of PDA, like a casual execution of a sloppy kiss, anything above tongue action AND dropping to your knees in front of him (no matter what the reason)

[moontours]

Personally I don't like Roy and Kory being Jason's friends because they're not written like themselves, but more as shallow husk of their characters so they can somehow fit with Jason and being an extension of him, while negating the previous relationships they had with Dick and the titans. I can't overlook that just so Jason can have some friends, if Lobdell was at least half a decent writer, he could bring characters to play with Jay with interesting dynamics (think Donna and Kyle) or even Roy and Kory themselves, but still at least,in character. But he didn't even tried, so the rhato group is soured to me.

OK I HAVE A BUNCH OF ASKS WITH THIS TOPIC SO IM JUST GONNA POST THEM ALL HERE 

2. anonymous said: I've actually always found it to be very realistic for Dicks friends to also be friends with his Brother .

Jay was shy and didn't really have many friends of his Own but he spent time with Dick and his friends and over time they became Jays friends too.

I mean that's just how these these things Work.

3. anonymous said: People were like “why don’t they just make new characters to be Jason’s friends???????” And you know why not? Because 1) these are characters people are familiar with, and recognition sells. 2) since people are familiar with them they don’t have to do a bunch of groundwork on establishing new characters looks, personalities, skillsets, relationships, backstories, etc. 3) writers??? Are allowed???? To do things with characters??? Sometimes?????? Why relegate beloved characters to comic book limbo in favor of new characters? RHATO wasn’t good and they were OOC (as was pretty much everyone else in the New 52), but it kept Roy and Kory from disappearing into non-existence! Roy and Kory are characters who have been around for decades. Why would you expect any writer to give up the opportunity to use them in a story in favor of having to come up with new characters from scratch to be friends with Jason, who doesn’t have many connections and needs them, who wouldn’t have any of their own connections either, and who chances are would most likely be slam dunked directly into comic book limbo after the series ended? RHATO had a good premise, terrible awful execution on all levels

4. anonymous said: I think Jason should steal more friends. Give Jason Stephanie next

5. anonymous said: I agree with that one anon, I swear rhato wasn't the best thing in the world but it was nice seeing jason have friends like kory and roy 🥺 and I also hate when people say like their friendship isn't valid because they were friends with dick first like ????

i very much agree that roy and kory weren’t being written as themselves in rhato and totally see why that would ruin the whole rhato group for u like i get it but also idk i still like them in theory, if not in practice and i dont see why they cant be both dick’s friends and jason’s friends like absolutely lobdell’s writing is to blame but the premise itself isnt bad. i also do agree that it makes sense and is realistic for dick and jason to have the same friends like some of my friends were my brother’s when we were growing up it just happens ejhbahjsdb and yeah i agree, it’s much better to use established characters than new characters when it comes to creating new relationships like idk why ppl are like “why dont they just create new friends for him” bc if that DID happen, chances are ppl wouldnt care abt them which. i mean is how most ppl feel when new characters are created for one story only. n recognition absolutely sells. like idk i think everyone who does like roy and kory being jason’s friends DOES recognize the fact that rhato isnt good, that their characterization wasnt good but it was still nice to see them and to see jason have friends. people are def not possessions and its fine for them to overlap. and finally, jason and steph would be the funniest duo ever i think

[apothecarywormcrud]

11 and 13 for Masato? 👀 i wanna say all of them for Masato but.

oh i am DOING all of them i wanna talk about masato

or. well. most of them. 

1. Does your insert have a name that’s different from yours? Does the name reflect their character in any way, or is it just because it sounds nice? How did you come up with it?

I’ve talked about this before, but Masato’s name is very specifically spelled 眞人, (the kanji for “real” and “human,” respectively.) I sorta knew from the start that I wanted to give them a name with 人 in it; something deliberately ironic, because Mayuri is a dick who loves a bad joke. 

(It’s a particularly cruel joke in the context of Masato’s original backstory, where they were meant to be an experiment in what happens when you let someone think they’re a real person and then strip that assumption away. But I wanted to give them sick powers, so that was shunted to the sidelines.) 

2. Does your insert have a very strong relationship with a f/o, maybe more than one? 

I talk about Szayel enough on here so I’m gonna talk about Nnoitra instead. In my version of canon, his mask is cracked open by Kenpachi, reducing him to a state similar to Nel’s. (That’s karmic retribution, bitch!) Suffice to say he’s pretty upset about this, and proceeds to skulk about Las Noches refusing to let anyone see him until Szayel gets back to fix things. 

Masato meets him by chance when their powers are still sealed up post-jailbreak (this one’s seal 2: electric boogaloo) and is all like, what’s with this sassy lost pre-teen? Eventually they become sparring partners, since while Nnoitra’s regaining his powers, Masato is the only person in Las Noches capable of fighting at such a low level; and once he’s got them back, they can go hog-wild without worrying about fucking him up too much. Their relationship doesn’t have the same...belligerent romantic tension that Masato and Szayel’s does, but Nnoitra is fond of Masato, even if he’s horrible at admitting it. They’re friends and they suck! 

More abt. Nnoitra actually bc I love this song: nerfing him puts him in a position where he’s forced to rely on other people, and despite feeling totally worthless and vulnerable and having to undergo the humiliation of being protected, there’s also the experience of being told, “So what if you don’t have any power? That doesn’t make me respect you any less.” So he has the opportunity to build his self-worth back up based on something less subjective, and now he can actually interact with other people on the same level, which is great news for Tesla, who gets to strengthen his spine and be truly up front about his feelings, because Nnoitra no longer has any power over him. 

I think, for relationships like these, finding a level playing field is super important! And I’ve always been fascinated by characters who develop in opposition to one another and eventually meet in the middle. Masato and Szayel are also that way, in that they round out some of his edges, and he sharpens some of theirs, and the actual feelings proper don’t start developing until a ways in, and they’re not even admitted until post-canon, because in order to even consider that sort of relationship, the two of them have to come to respect each other first. Enemies-to-lovers is a fucking ART. 

3. Who in their canon are they closest to? 

Kurosaki fam and by extension, Ichigo’s friends. Masato has commissioned at least one custom jacket from Uryu. Also Arrancar Squad and my friend Percy’s insert Juro, who’s a creepy little goth weirdo and a visored.  

4. Does your insert have a backstory? Tell us about it! How does their backstory, if any, define who they are? 

Masato is a mod-soul based off of Mayuri’s quincy research. They’re designed to passively absorb reishi until at max capacity (which is quite large), at which point they can be forcefully “detonated,” destroying them in the process and causing a significant amount of damage to the surrounding area as the stored reishi is released. As a weapon, they’re highly experimental—meant as a last resort rather than something put to regular use. 

Mayuri dumped them in the human world, where their reishi absorption wouldn’t negatively impact the Seireitei, and planned to let them simmer there for about ten years. There’s a seal incorporated into their gigai that not only blocks them from accessing the reishi inside of them, but prevents any outside force (such as hollows) from sensing it. 

Once they become aware of what they are, Masato gets big anxious about anything that implies they’re not a real person. I’d love to salvage Kon’s original personality from before he was relegated to pervy comic relief because I think there’s the potential for some interesting interactions there. 

5. Does your insert have any magical talents or otherwise special abilities? 

Passive reishi absorption, and after Uruhara modifies their gigai so they can access their power reserves, they can vent it from their body and use the force to blast themselves around or add more power to their blows. Their body is about as resilient as a normal human’s, but the only way they can truly “die” is if their soul candy is crushed, which means that injuries that would normally be fatal are just excruciatingly painful. This definitely isn’t just an excuse for me to fuck them up beyond all belief. 

Due to Szayel’s tinkering, they eventually end up as what’s effectively an artificial Quincy. 

6. Do they fight? What’s their weapon of choice? What’s the motivation for them to fight, or to stay OUT of a fight?

They prefer not to fight if they can avoid it, but if shit gets real then they won’t hesitate, bitch. They’re reasonably proficient with a blade after several years of kendo training, and like to bring a practice sword into dangerous situations. It’s not going to do much good against the likes of shinigami or hollows, but it makes them feel more secure, and it’s a good misdirection tactic. 

Due to the whole “functionally unkillable” thing, they’re also far more likely to take risks in battle, and have a tendency to rush in without thinking when one of their comrades is hurt. 

7. What kind of clothing style do they like? What would they never be caught dead wearing? 

It’s all cropped jackets and harem pants up in this bitch. I drew them in that sort of outfit once and now it’s all I give them. They don’t particularly care for their arrancar clothes, but it makes them less conspicuous and also, Szayel insisted on it. Can’t have your prized experiment running around looking like some sort of ragamuffin, after all. I keep meaning to write something where they visit Sastre for a fitting, because what good is having other arrancar OCs if I don’t do anything with them? 

8. How do they fit into their canon world?

A side character who tags along with the main cast but ultimately doesn’t impact events too much. They have their own wholly separate plot going for them and it involves self-actualization and kissing arrancar. 

9. Their favorite foods? Colors? Activities? What do they enjoy in life? 

Kendo, gardening, bike rides through the countryside.

11. How easy is it to make your insert angry? Sad? How easy is it to twist their emotions into negative things? 

Masato’s actually pretty difficult to rile up, unless you’re pushing some Very Specific buttons (personhood is the big one), at which point they become incredibly easy to mess with. Szayel is...uncomfortably good at making them upset. 

13. What are your insert’s goals? 

Up to a certain point, they were happy to live a normal life and protect the people around them when called for. Then they wind up back in Mayuri’s lab and proceed to jailbreak Szayelaporro, retreat to Hueco Mundo, and strike a deal with him in order to gain more power and get mutual revenge on Mayuri. 

Post-canon...they start coming to terms with the fact that their body will never age and grow like a normal human’s, and that if/when they die, their soul will effectively be destroyed, and they decide, hey, fuck that shit, actually, and do a bunch of crazy science until they’ve got that shit sorted out (ultimately becoming like Nemu, if not something that improves on her design). 

14. Does your insert have any family relations? 

Isshin was the one who found them shortly after they were dumped on Earth, and kept them around for a number of reasons (the majority of which involved his Soul Reaper Senses tingling). So Masato’s got what’s effectively an adoptive dad and three younger siblings, who they dote on and bully interchangeably (and whose last name they may or may not have borrowed) (Isshin insisted on it, actually, since it’d make the documentation easier). They have temporary solidarity with Yuzu over not being able to see spirits. 

Mayuri is....arguably family but also like, fuck that. Masato does consider Nemu to be something like a sister, though, and feels particularly protective of her the more they interact. They have just as much a desire to help Nemu escape Mayuri’s influence as they do themselves. 

15. Does your insert have any enemies? What’s that dynamic like? Why are they enemies? Did they ever get along in the past? Is patching up differences out of the question for the future?

Fuck Mayuri me and my homies all hate Mayuri. I shouldn’t really need to explain this one. He treats Masato solely as an experiment and tool for his use. Unlike with Nemu, the fact that Masato is developing on their own is more of an inconvenience than anything, and before they broke out with Szayel, Mayuri was fully intending to wipe their memories and start over from square one. There is some good news, however, which is that Masato does get their revenge and uses their shiny new Quincy powers to seal up Mayuri’s reishi and get him kicked out of the captain’s seat. 

Szayel starts off as an enemy, since you can’t really have an enemies-to-lovers plot without one. He’s done some pretty atrocious things to Masato, but he treats them significantly more like a person than Mayuri ever did. Masato has very little respect for him, and the only reason they start working with him to begin with is because he represents a means to an end. Of course, the more time they spend together, the more tolerant they become of each other...among other things. 

[catboyfeli]

It's funny, these ppl on social media and in lying furious call us toxic, racist, phobic, sexist, etc yet this whole month and most of May I see them outing themselves as what the accuse us of, but still proclaim "certain ppl can't be racist only whites" "men this and that" "systematic racism is the only racism" (Apparently, some leftist got the dictionary to change the definition racism to fit their narrative 😡) All this is going to backfire eventually. The damn racist and white guilt ppl 🤦

oh yeah i totally get it. i hate when ppl try to use excuses like that bc?? ok thats not the case but even if it was, being prejudice isn’t ok?? ur literally outing urself as a dick but apparently its ok if it’s “technically” not racist. thats like me telling ppl w depression to stop whining bc i have it worse. it’s a dick move and never justified.

and just general stuff like that. the misandry esp bothers me since males genuinely do face a fuck ton of sexism for being male, or just amab in general, bc sexism is based more on conforming to gender roles than actual gender or sex these days, esp for men. like i’ve said before, men who weren’t manly? treated just as bad as women in the past tbh.

on the race topic, i know i as a non-poc cannot fully comprehend the racism poc do face, but racism towards white ppl is still a thing lol, it’s just not going to be on a systematic level. my dad grew up going to an all black school and was bullied and beat up for being white, which is--get this, racism. i am privileged for being white, but that doesnt mean i deserve to be punished? like wtf?? why is it sjws are more willing to punish white people than actually help black people and other racial minorities??? why cant they go donate to charity or help improve black communities instead of yelling at white ppl (or poc with the ‘wrong opinions’) online? all ur doing is making ppl angry and silencing them out of fear, which isn’t ok, and no, don’t even start with the “revenge” bullshit.

non-minorities also shouldn’t be afraid to have opinions w/out being hunted for being offensive or whatever. people legit cannot change their beliefs without first understanding why they’re wrong, and if they’re too afraid of backlash to share their beliefs, of fucking course they’re not going to be able to change their beliefs. and you literally can disagree w people and not be racist or whatever. i’m so tired of such buzzwords being thrown around. they’ve completely lost their meaning. instead of these words being serious accusations, they’re nothing but mindless insults to people you dont like.

i wish the loud minorities would just stfu and leave us all alone. like when it comes to nonbinary people? i feel most ppl dont rly care about us, and would be more supportive if it wasnt for ppl on tumblr yelling abt how gross cis people are and all that like dude. Chill. i don’t think ppl would care much about obscure/mogai labels if it weren’t for the toxic ppl who often use them.

anyway idk why equality is such a radical concept to people. how about we support minorities without harassing non-minorities simply for existing? thanks to all this shit, ppl are more racist and homophobic and stuff than ever. a good example is my mom, who ignores black oppression bc she genuinely thinks it’s all propaganda. five years ago she wouldn’t have thought this. the stupid media and gross, loud minority has made her closed minded and bigoted.

even just posting this makes me wary bc i just know someone is gonna find a way to make this problematic. they always do lol. but i dont hate cis ppl for being cis or neurotypical ppl for being neurotypical. innocent individuals shouldnt be at fault or be expected to hold the weight of the world on their shoulders.

[feelin-woozy]

Don’t feel super comfortable writing abt bipolar, just bc I only rly know abt it from like a clinical perspective. However, here’s the other two || @laughingwishingdesires

Asra

Anger

It would be upsetting to see you like that but he’d be able to deal with it without getting riled up himself.

Will try and talk it out with you to try and find the source of your anger.

ED

Tries his best to make sure you are okay with it and that it doesn’t bother him.

If it really did bother you, might try to suggest some magical treatment?

Nadia

Anger

Probably used to that shit from Lucio so it’s not a huge deal for her.

Is not afraid to put you in your place though.

At the same time, she’s more than willing to help you work through things.

ED

Tries to be as comforting as she can be, assures you that she loves you for you and that smth like this wasn’t going to change that. She loves you for you and smth superficial like this isn’t going to change that.

Even if she found it frustrating, she’d never let you know that. The only thing you’d see from her is comfort and support. 

Julian

Anger

Doesn’t really deal with your anger too well. It’s gunna make him feel like shit abt himself.

Tries his best to deescalate your anger though.

ED

Might look at it from a medical perspective?

Worries more abt how this impact you mentally over anything. He’s a big self loathing guy so that’d be his main concern over this.

Josh thinks that he’d use his mark on you so he’s the one with ED (can he do that??), esp if it’s super distressing to you. 

Muriel

Anger

Probably a bit shocked the first time you lash out at him but sends you a wicked glare after the shock subsides.

Might try and help you work through your anger issues, he knows what anger can do to a man.

ED

Sex isn’t a crucial part of a relationship with Muriel. He’s way more focused on having a happy relationship with you than if your dick works or not.

Imagine you’re going off on a tangent abt it and he just pulls you into a hug mumbling abt how you think too much.

(That’s not to say he won’t listen to you speak abt it. He’s a great listener, but he doesn’t want to hear you shit talk yourself.)

Portia

Anger

You’ll make her cry tbh. 

She would want you to work through your issues and would bet here to help you but she’s not going to let you be an asshole to her.

ED

Always tries to assure you that it’s not a problem.

Portia is probably the sweetest abt it tbfh, like ya everyone is nice abt it but idk Portia is just an angel ok?

Will go out of her way to make sure you’re not in your head abt this.

Lucio

Anger

Y’all are ticking time bombs. 

Maybe you guys would be like ‘hm, lets fix this’ but I think it’s more likely that y’all are just at each others throat a lot.

Actually, maybe you guys could use this to knock each other down a few pegs and level each other out.

ED

Y’all may fight a lot but this is smth he wouldn’t make you feel bad about. Lucio isn’t a great person a lot of the time but he ain’t gunna go for a low blow like this.

Even if he gets frustrated with it, he will make sure you know that it’s not your fault and to not feel bad. Will own up to this being a him problem and not something you should take on.

[clamorbelli]

whaddup . it’s ya boy , skinny penis . ok so there’s not much to put here except hi to any new people that might’ve not seen my intro for noelle & angelo ( CLICK HERE ). i’m jaz, & this here is my newest babe, sebastian higgings. i’ve definitely missed stuff, but underneath the cut u’ll find plenty of fun stuff abt him. and by fun i mean tragic , bc sebastian is a piece of shit. ; )

‹  LIKE THIS OR HMU IF YOU’D LIKE TO PLOT WITH SEB.  ›

TRIGGER WARNINGS  :  death, drugs, alcohol, emotional instability, therapy mentions, unhealthy habits, blood mention.

◟ * ◊ ─  keith powers + cismale + he/him » * believe it or not sebastian belongs to the higgings family. they are 26 years of age and are known to usually spend their time around buena vista apartments. the photographer has been living in victoria for 22 years. the people closest to them describe the bisexual + aquarius to be +inspired and +autonomous as well as -callous and -debauched.

sebastian is the ( current ) eldest son of the late johnathan and sasha higgings, born to the couple when they were happy, in love, and a shining example of what marriage should be. sebastian was a momma’s boy through and through from the day he was born, severe separation issues plaguing his infantdom, only rectified through intense therapy. his bond with his mother, even after finally being convinced she wasn’t the only nice person in the world, never wavered however. they were thick as thieves.

there was never anything remarkable about seb’s childhood except his fondness for the family camera whenever they went on holiday. his parents first believed it was a desire to model, but they soon came to understand it wasn’t being in front of it that seb wanted, he wished to be behind it. from then on they gave him a disposable on every trip, and before long the house was full of his amateur photography.

when he was ten, the unthinkable and unfathomable happened. his mother died. seb had been an entirely normal, average kid up until that point, but part of him died the day his mother slipped away forever. it was impossible for it not too, with the amount of time they’d spent together, his dependency on her at birth, the fact she was his best friend and it didn’t matter what the kids at school thought. as a child, he was ruined, affected for the rest of his life in ways he didn’t quite understand yet.

seb was sixteen by the time victoria was adopted into the family, and his reign of terror on victoria had long since begun. he came home with bloody noses and bruises more times than he could count, he sneered and spat at other kids in the playground, knowing they could do little except beat him to a pulp and have their parents foot the bill. he started drinking all too early, dabbled in drugs no sixteen year old should’ve touched, spent nights away from home, uninterested in the new woman in his father’s life.

victoria, however, was a different story. the pair got on like a house on fire, likely because of their bratty, conniving ways. at that age sebastian was like gasoline and his newfound sister was the match. natalya still had seb’s heart from when they were kids, his sister being the one thing in life he still felt warmth for, but victoria had managed to form a relationship of her own with him. for a while it was them against the world, until cassandra stepped in, pitted the girls against each other, and made life infinitely harder for a boy already on the brink.

he and his father argued daily. blazing rows that ended in smashed kitchenware. seb was losing it but the higgings patriarch failed to see his behaviour as anything more than childish cries for attention. seb didn’t know the empty feeling in his chest wasn’t normal. he didn’t know he shouldn’t play with girls emotions until they cried. he didn’t understand why he only felt things when he was getting into schoolyard fights or looking through the lens of a camera.

seb graduated high school and chose to do an online course for photography, honing his skills whilst remaining close by until his sisters graduated. when they did, he only managed a year without natalya before leaving the city himself, he would miss victoria dearly, but they facetimed every day and skyped properly at the weekends. before he left he told his father to stick his businesses up his ass. he was disconnecting from his legacy. his final words to his father were full of toxicity and rage, as they had been for 12 years now.

he went to new york, cliché and crazy as it may have been, and found a surprisingly immense amount of success. through some ridiculous means, his shots were picked up by a local, renowned photography blog, the owner of the blog also owning a gallery, wishing to display his work. from then on it was up and up. seb travelled the globe, was able to shoot the most incredible places, spent his weeks on planes and trains and on his feet. he had his dream, he made a name for himself, he didn’t need his father.

seb may have had the career of his dreams, but his personal life was a shambles. full of one night stands with no substance, exes that hated his guts, friends who’d found it too unbearable to be around him. he was arrogant, confident in himself to a fault, unable to connect with passion on any level except with his work. he was a riot, a fun guy to be around who was willing to try anything once, but he lacked the ability to form meaningful relationships. people came and went and seb was left, alone, in his fancy apartment somewhere in manhattan. he was as lonely as he was the day his mother had died, things in that regard had never changed.

the phone call he received when victoria died shook him to his core, the male feeling something other than debauchery for the first time in a long time. his father? a fucking waste of space who failed to keep his children safe, but victoria? he flew home just days ago, having one emotional instinct left in him – his brotherly instinct. natalya was still alive and god knows seb was going to lose another member of his family. 

PERSONALITY  :

ok so yeah, seb��s an dick. when i say emotionally unavailable i mean . . . highly, on an unhealthy level that requires some serious therapy. seb lost himself when his mother died and since then he’s been trying to find some solace in these flings he always has but, of course, he never will. he’s apathetic when it comes to people becoming attached to him so tends to be particularly cruel with ppl who get involved w him.

asshole . like, just not . .. a nice person . will point out someone’s faults, will tell u if ur skirt is ugly as fuck, willing to laugh in your face if he thinks what you said is stupid. just doesn’t . . give a f. needs to grow up.

hOWEVERRRR R rr. ofc if he was like that 24/7 he’d never even get people into bed in the first place so he can, of course, turn on the charm. he’s very flirtatious, loves sex and sexually charged conversations. flirting is a hobby for him and it’s one he has fun with. if ur not looking for anything deeper, seb isn’t too bad ig . if you can engage him on things he wants to talk about, keep things chill, not take his dickheadedness to heart, etc, he can be manageable. sort of.

massively confident, but unfortunately it’s justified. he’s beautiful, he’s talented, he’s rich of his own accord, and he’s successful. he’s massively independent, but finds it hard to work in a team.

he’s ! lowkey ! a visionary !!! when it comes to photography he really is that bitch and is genuinely incredible at his job because it’s something he’s actually passionate about. he never turns down the opportunity to photograph, so even though usually he loves money, he’d be willing to do a lot of photography for free whilst he’s back bc ? he just loves doing it, and it reminds him of his mom and how she encouraged him.

uHhh bad habits to the max. the only one of my charas who regularly takes hard drugs and drinks, has a penchant for mdma and is looking into microdosing to help his artistic ability. 

WANTED CONNECTIONS  :

exes from before he moved away

fwbs

best friend, probably only 1 bc . . . intolerable

any kind of connection from before he moved, bc it’s always exciting to see someone again after four years right

enemies lmao

people he knew in new york, if anyone has charas who’ve been there recently

people that were friends with vic

i dunno i’m not good at these y’aLL KNO I LIKE BRAINSTORMING DOMFDOD

give me some angsty shit too

[dilfhakyeon-moved]

Is you tell me what's wrong with taurus rising maybe I'll know what's wrong with me lmao

i simply do not fuck with earth placements minus capricorn

nah tbh im n o t that well versed in astrology when it comes to Not Me but since im taurus rising...

taurus rising is either great or it completely fucks u over based on the rest of ur chart... with me ppl will assume im sort of a calm and comforting presence but my four sag placements would beg to differ . taurus risings r great when the rest of their chart fits and well rip to these taurus risings but im different

ig we can still be comforting but thats based on how close we are to a person... idk if my friends think im comforting but ik ive played therapist pp often out of my own free will so maybe it applies in some situations but first impressions do not count lmao thats just the taurus rising im on fire 24/7

also can we talk abt stubbornness ?? like if u want me to do smth theres a higher chance i will actually not do it bc im comfy doing things my way ? that is Stupid but that is us. even worse for me bc with those 4 sag placements n 3 aquas... I Am A Literal Hell. if u want me to do it, if i DID want to do it in the first place, i will not do it. no chance. u shouldve kept it to urself now im not brushing my teeth tonight but tomorrow morning hope ur happy . thanks now my mouth feels bad bc of u. that type of thing

taurus risings are SO funny in relationships like "no im not jealous" YES U ARE ! n jealousy is human its not a crime but dude dont be a dick abt it stop being possessive if u asked nicely u would know that guy theyre talking to is their brother relax !! and be more considerate ppl arent objects ! bc we like stability anything that threatens it makes us make a face n thats understandable but sometimes we gotta learn to control and reason ourselves... one good thing abt us is we're loyal as hell AND that loyalty doesnt prevent us from seeing the bad things so at least we can keep it kinda rational. sorta. only good point.

last thing... if u got things u havent used in YEARS but dont wanna let go of even tho it was really never important to u ? throw it away. let it go. i have a garfield game for the ds ive played until the third level when i was 9 and i still have it. i dont like this game. why do i have it. i havent played in years and dont ever plan on finishing it. wasnt even bought by someone i like. same thing for that one flipper ds game i dont even have the patience for flipper irl why do i have a game FOR that??? crazy. im not throwing it away tho. well i should and so should u

[hclles-blog]

hey guys ! this has been sitting in drafts for at least a day now, but trust me when i say i’m as excited as i was when typing this fucking monster of an intro SDKFGJKFD but i’m jules, kard and clc supremacist and a struggling student about to apply to the english faculty of my uni ! like i said, this is a super long intro, so get settled as i introduce asteria’s resident skating brat halle, a bitch who overworks and doesn’t know how to chill long-term !! stats page is HERE for your reading pleasure, extensive plots and an extra list of options are linked accordingly !

jeon somin, cis female, she/her. — have you seen ( hyunmi “halle” chae ) around ( hecate ) ? they’re a ( twenty-two ) year old ( senior ) who’s majoring in ( kinesiology. ) i know they’re busy with ( dance club, women’s volleyball, and kappa delta sorority ), but you should tell them to check their latest starred rating ! ( jules, 21, she/her, gmt-3:30. )

honestly she is.. fucked sgjfsgdkl

this is mostly a carbon copy of an intro i’ve made for her in the past, so while some random points seem a Little dated or repetitive, they’re valid enough to stay here sfdlgkdg

i’ve had inspo for her after the olympics and rly wanted to use her somewhere, so if some things here seem a little.. idk, farfetched for your taste, we’ll pin it on that sfdgkdfj

this is her as popular vines

so chae hyunmi aka halle, ulsan born, raised in seoul and relocated to toronto, canada with her parents, little sis and partner to train bc..

she’s a figure skater, good enough to win ( .. junior ig ) titles when she was in her early teens, so it was only inevitable for her to leave for toronto to train with the Best eventually

she’s competed in international competitions, as part of a pair, and made her olympic debut in sochi by the skin of her teeth; her highest placement was third place ( not at sochi pls sgjkld she prob ranked in the top ten at best ), so she’s got a medal or two to her name

ultimately it was after sochi that she saw her coach and ( ex ) partner intervene with her.. unhealthy practicing habits

she’s a perfectionist through and through, so of course she’d spend hours on the ice at just seventeen/eighteen years old, even younger tbh, to get a routine right. but she pushed herself harder and harder, where small missteps would lead her to fall hard and recover for days on end, even spraining her ankle just before competition season was to begin

so when her coach insisted she take a break, her parents following suit, it was with good reason — one that she didn’t fucking see fsdkgkl

even so, them pushing her to prioritize education for a bit, to get ahead of the skaters who would prob only be able to do so upon retirement in a good few years’ time, and hanging up her skates until she saw it as.. less than something she needed to abuse herself to feel comfortable with, for as long as they would do so led to her resolve shattering and her applying for universities in canada, the us and sk ( the sly brat reasoned that it’d be nice to be reconnect with her roots.. for the sake of having something going for her beyond just competing in pyeongchang ! )

but the latter wound up being a bust bc she opted for asteria u, close to some of the popular yet secluded skate clubs the greats went to during their off-season training.. and before tr*mp got elected bc she would’ve cancelled everything, demanded her money and scholarships back, had she arrived after that LSDFGJFKLD

should be noted that her grades were good, she had a super brief volunteering stint and she’s a rising star ( well, was.. the bitch wouldn’t be competing again anytime soon to keep herself where she was within the skating circuit ) in her favoured sport, so she deemed all of this inevitable sfkljfdgk

though the school didn’t and still doesn’t offer its own skate club so, that was a slight drawback for the invested bitch

the transition wasn’t too hard ofc; she got comfortable with the campus and was back on the ice in no time, joining one of those aforementioned skate clubs under her parents’ noses and making the most of it as comeback/olympics prep

she saw herself as poised to be added to the roster once again, now a singles prospect after a major falling out with her longtime partner for one too many dumb bitch moves, and was desperate for it; however the stars didn’t align back in 2017 during her sophomore year, when she just missed obtaining qualification while now on canada’s roster on a technicality, and nothing could’ve compared to the agony that was missing her chance in something she invested sm practice, time and compliance with the people around her to pull through and get to pyeongchang

she’s still distraught over it, it’s been a couple of years since that happened and she gets emo real quick, misty-eyed if you bring it up ( she uh, has issues with moving on from things if you can’t tell )

suffice to say she resents her coach for his minor contribution in fucking her and himself over, dropped him out of anger ( a move she.. does feels bad abt on a personal level but professionally ?? pft ) and linked up with one back in toronto who she’ll begin seeing when she’s “ prepared ” to give it a shot again

meaning she’s currently on hiatus from the sport, but she knows a good few people think her career is Over now — and it pisses her the Fuck off

studying kinesiology despite wanting to be a skating coach when she retires as a competitor, bc she rly loves being active and thinks she’d be a resource in the field down the line ok ??

anyways, she’s found new things to invest her time in, such as the sorority, dance club and volleyball

dance helps with the choreo for her routines.... or Did, but we all know she’s still doing Some amount of skating on the side so

and it helps in areas where muscle memory and years of flexibility can’t quite do so

volleyball’s a great second option for her as a sport, mostly bc she can exert as much of her frequent frustration as possible into a game and act like it’s just her being into it. though she really can be That competitive, as you can see, rather than bratty

so, moving onto other things —

personality and other shit

she is.. a mess rly

inflexible, independent, charismatic, etc

most of her actual personality is further down oops dsfgjklfg

kinda detached ?? like she doesn’t want too many distractions and she deems relationships as the fucking Worst for it.. she’s had some pals from skating with potential go downhill when they got too deep with certain partners or just with too many side hobbies, social obligations, so she’s trying to be level-headed while not destroying her social life ?

idk it’s hard to explain, she’s an enigma even to me in that area

only dated once or twice. the first time being when she was like nine. with her first pairs partner that she quickly ditched.

not.. super sexually active either ( rip ?? )

but she’s been Involved with people so fdskng

on the ice, or just in whatever she’s applying herself to, she’s domineering and blunt, v strict on herself though she’s slacked off a bit over the years.. so imagine how self-disciplined — in the worst of ways — she was when she was younger

with a rigorous work ethic like hers, her being a leader among those at the local skating club implies that she’d be strict too with what little power she has.. but she’s kinda chill overall ?? tho you still have to get your twizzles right before the end of the day, don’t care that the hockey players will be out in two ! let’s go !

uh.. her attitude carries over with a Lot of things. she especially has no time for people who are Committed to their sport but show poor performances bc of laziness, distractions, etc. so brace your kids for hurricane halle ??

call her ice queen. try it. try it. GKFDJKGDSF she hates that nickname 95% of the time, usually bc she assumes people are basing it off of her initial/professional demeanour first and her passion second

she rly just has a hard shell where it matters, aka her career and stuff, but is a semi-precious gem overall

or, for a better way to describe it though it sounds like i’m just repeating myself: she gives off Proper head bitch vibes ( subtract the Need to feel powerful in being a piece of shit to anyone who walks past you ) but she’s really just a blunt and serious brat with a super dry and at times menacing sense of humour

she won’t hesitate to call you out on your shit or make it clear that she doesn’t like you, though, even if she appears cordial on the surface

as a result, hockey players HATE her !

bc she rips into them the most for frequently poor experiences with her fellow ice people. most of which are them hogging her reserved practice time, and being thirsty and pretentious dicks about it within and outside of the arena

kind of dramatic and a meme ngl, curses quite a bit, whips out korean or her conversational-level french far too often — especially if she’s shit-talking bc you made an ugly choice but is trying to be a Supportive Friend

english name came from halle berry bc hyunmi thought she was rly pretty on all the red carpets her mom would have on growing up sfgdkjflk

unwinds with the usual netflix and wine

oH also prob still hurts herself by overworking, especially after That Lost Opportunity, i hate

she’s pan but..... girls disappoint her far less than guys so she has a preference djfgskgdkf

all of that being said, it clearly plays into how she’s perceived by others, so —

her view and reception on starred

she..... probably doesn’t do too hot tbh

well. maybe she Does if starred's social ladder resembled most high school/college shows, movies.... rps, but it doesn't really so —

in all fairness, she probably does do better than i'm assuming rn bc.. she Is a character of sorts, who knows gskfksl but MOVING ON !

her blunt and kinda snarky attitude is partially Why she hates this point system, bc people tend to kiss ass just so they aren’t given a low rating whereas she can only hold back about 5% of her unfiltered opinion — but that’s IT !

tbh she relies heavily on her involvement in extracurriculars, and especially her public image from her glory days, more so than she herself to keep her head above water

so she looks entitled from that alone

given the way i’ve played her in the past, ik she might come across as a hbic type: thinks she’s the best ( which.. she kinda does sjkfgd ), savours the power she tries to or does in fact exert, doesn’t come across as particularly sympathetic or nice, etc

but she’s just a shit disturber with thick skin and a slight kink for receiving admiration and respect, puts herself first a little too much

in fact, she doesn’t really Care to hold people by a leash, but yeah, it can come across much differently since her tone never really Shifts if she doesn’t know you well, doesn’t trust you, knows you’re naive with such things, doesn’t like you, is just fucking around or in a sour mood.... the list goes on

so if your character focuses on who’s the nicest or most cheerful when giving high ratings, makes a v quick judgment on their character from a first impression, she’s gonna be near the bottom of their list dfsghkfgj

and like i said, she doesn’t care for the system Enough to change any of this, so she gets by

KDFJGSKFL uh, let’s end it there bc this is painfully long — congratulations if you’ve made it to the end of this intro from hell ! if anyone wants to plot, like this or im me !! ( ps, if you prefer d*scord like yours truly, just ask for it or send me yours ! )

[2nerdsandablog-blog]

shiro x reader coffee shop au

alright so for this, u and lance are coworkers at a small time cafe:

- so u work nights/afternoons a lot and it gets rlly tedious. i mean, u can go a full hour without any work at all so u and lance tend to play stupid games or doodle on napkins to stick around the work area. 

- at one point he’s in the back doing smthn and in walks shiro, fresh from a run and looking like someone sculpted by the gods and ur jaw drops. i mean, u break out in cold sweats, instantly nervous, but he's rlly sweet and cool. he makes small talk abt what he should get, he tells u he rlly likes tea but he has't found any rlly good brands and asks which is ur fav. he also asks abt the little pastries and stuff, he doesn't want anything too sweet or heavy and u help him with that

- the whole time he's rlly sweet, hanging on ur every word and giving u blinding smiles, def flirting w u but not going overboard and ur an anxious mess. he kinda hangs back to chat w u some but then a new customer comes in and he ends up heading out- saying he'll see u soon- and u go to take care of the next customer

- after the lady gets her drinks, she sits in the corner and start going on her laptop and lance finally comes out. u tell them abt this guy, u don't even know his name (it was so slow u didn't have to ask for one- u also forgot from staring at him), but u do a rough sketch of shiro, scar and all, and lance teases u abt it bc they don't believe he was that attractive LMAO but now ur determined

- over the course of the next month u see him 5 times and every. single. time. lance is doing something. inventory, cleaning the bathroom, laying out pastries to be put in the oven or something that keeps him away from the front and every time he comes back u tell them how ‘the guy’ came by again. it becomes a huge joke between u two but lance is getting rlly interested in seeing this dude bc u hype him up so much

- so finally !!! lance is working the cash register and ur wiping some tables (u guys play games and whoever 'loses' has to do the dirty stuff like clean tables or the bathroom or wash the dishes after a small pop- neither of u mind doing those things but it's fun to make it a game either way) when shiro walks in but he doesn't notice u and just walks up to the register. mind u, he always comes within the same time frame. not on the dot but he always swings by after a run around 7-8pm and chats w u until someone comes in and u gotta help a new customer. it's routine. so he goes up to the register, fully expecting u, and comes face to face w lance

- u see this and ur pointing, making hand gestures to say "THATS HIM" and lance is like jaw dropped, eyes wide, completely blown away because he's real and u weren't kidding, this guy is gorgeous and before lance can compose himself to give the spiel ("hi, what can i get for you?") shiro cuts him off and asks for you by name. LANCE SNORTS OUT LOUD which makes shiro blush like crazy bc holy shit did he just say that out loud ? 

- and u run behind the counter, slowing to a walk before u get to shiro so u can pretend like u didn't even notice him. u say hi while lance moves to let u take shiro’s order (best wingman ever). ya'll do the whole flirty thing and lance starts working on the drink while u both talk. u try to hang back and talk to him but people start filtering in and he says he's gotta get back to check on his brother

- as he's leaving and he says goodbye you hear lance yell "her number is on the cup !!" and u blush like crazy while he just crooks a smile and nods his thanks, things pick up after that and u forget what happened in the meantime

- the next day shiro calls u so u can save his number (this boy is bad af at texting- old man) and he tells u how he didn't wanna call u while u were still at work. he asks abt ur day and what ur plans r, if u enjoy ur job, etc. and it ends up being a decently long convo that just flows so naturally - it's rlly amazing and ur swooning. hard. 

- u try to give lance grief for doing that bc u were so nervous but ur on cloud 9 after the phone call that ur heart just isn't in it. 

- shiro’s phone calls regular and he still swings by the cafe after some of his runs but now when he gets his drink he hangs around longer. so even if u take a minute to finish up something for another customer he'll wait for u instead of just leaving like he did before. lance usually tries to cover for u, joking that once ya'll r finally together they won't be so nice. 

- which brings u to a serious dilemma: how will he ask u out ? or does he expect u to do it ? and ur nervous af bc he's amazing and ur a bit worried that ur not on his level but lance reminds u that he called u even when he wasn't obligated to and points out how shiro hangs back to talk to u which helps u feel a bit better 

- but right before ur gonna like super freak he comes in, not sweaty but like dressed rlly nice (and oh fuck, that nearly kills u bc he looks even better if that was even possible), and he orders his drink and talks to u but when things pick up he kinda sits at a table and casually hangs out. shiro goes on his phone, sometimes watches u make a drink and just generally hangs out. 

- side note: he's def like put thought into the outfit. he's got nice jeans and a button-up, with the sleeves rolled up which rlly hug his arms and show how strong he is. his hair is a little messy but the good kind, and he smells so good. he's def made an effort which kinda confuses u but ur also too busy drooling over how good he looks to seriously consider the implications

- it gets super empty around 9:30-ish and ya'll have to gear up to close at 11. eventually lance tells u to go 'clean tables' and talk to shiro a bit- ur p sure he’s up to smthn bc he has the same smirk he wears when he’s abt to beat u at one of the games ya'll play- so u wipe the dirty ones down before sitting at the little table where shiro is hanging out. 

- ya'll start talking and at one point the conversation falls into comfortable silence, just kinda watching the few cars go by, before he turns to u and gets ur attention 

- he tells u abt how when he first came in and he thought u were rlly cute, he comments on ur smile and how helpful u were. how he honestly wasn't a fan of the tea u suggested but he didn't wanna hurt your feelings so he drank it. he says he came back bc u were so sweet and he was instantly smitten. shiro tells u he's surprised u weren't annoyed by him taking up all ur time after u had made his drink and even tho u try to stop him he kinda shakes his head, gives u a small smile, and keeps going. i mean, shiro is here being rlly sweet and then he says he rlly likes u and he couldn't figure out a better way to ask u but he wants to take u on a real date, maybe not at a cafe tho lmao

- so ur kinda shocked but he doesn't pressure u, he says it's a choice u have to make and that he doesn't need an answer right away- even if u decide not to, he's 100% okay with it and when u realize shiro thinks there's even the slightest chance u'd reject him u shake ur head rlly aggressively

- obvi u tell him u wanna go on a date with him and he gives u this warm smile and then asks u abt something arbitrary, easing the conversation into smthn different and easier

- lance lets u guys talk for as long as they can before he actually needs ur help to close up. shiro apologizes a bunch but lance brushes it off. shiro promises to call u and leaves. 

- lance whispers "u owe me for helping u get dick" before ya'll part ways and u honestly can't even be that embarrassed bc the butterflies haven't gone away for a second

- he calls u to say goodnight and make sure u got home okay ofc

koda

[captainshyguy]

ok i rly like the pokego community in my part of the city but i get such bad vibes from one guy like he’s the ‘weird guy whos...too nice in a weird way’ type hjdfhnddfkhfld 

grdkgfhlkfd like??? idk the first time i saw him he offered to walk me part way back home from a raid, which...tbh fair enough bc the week before, some random guy flashed his dick at me in a local park and i warned the pokego community, so it’d make sense for people to offer that to me???

but like hkdfh the stuff he said was too....curious too forward since i just met him he was all ‘i remember seeing you at a groudon raid a while back’ which uhh alarm bells a lil bc i sure as hell ddnt remeber him and it was AGES ago why did he remember that??? either way then he gotdamn asks where i live and ofc i said i’d rather not ay and the whole time he was doing that thing weird guys do to cover their asses by being like ‘hahah not to be weird’ ‘oh hah fair enough’ ‘dw im not one of those weird guys im just askin to be nice’ and stuff like that and 

i’ve seen him every now and again since always in a group setting luckily (he sometime travels with a group who tbh i trust more than him, mainly bc 2 peopel in said group are a couple with a 6 year old kid’) and like.....idk here’s some fun lines/things he’s said/done 

‘oh i dont like those guys you should stick with me’ (nothing abt said guys seemed...that bad)

we should hang out/go on pokewalks together! 

(i mention i need an item storage upgrade in game) ‘i’d give you a £10 if you wanted’ (i politely refused) 

called me “sweetcheeks” today, didnt appreciate that 

came up behnd me and did that thing friends do where they jab someone’s waist with both of their hands to surprise the person, but sicne i see this guy as like....a pokemon go acquaintance i wasnt pleased, and since a lot of the other pokego community were there, i had the confidence to go ‘do NOT do that again’ and ofc i had to make it a lil lighthearted so i didnt seem mean to on lookers but i was very clear lol 

i just....i know not all of these things seem creepy out of context but i just.....bad vibes there’s somethin abt how he speaks to me thats a bit too forward like...it feels like he’s got an ulterior motive, but i cant rly call him out on it bc he hasnt...done anythin rly and like...im NOT gonna start drama in our pokego community like i know people reading this will tell me to say something but!!! i haven’t been left alone with him since that first time, so whilst i’ve felt a a lil uncomfortable nd skittish, i can usually??? deal with it im just kinda ranting bc lbr a lot of us have had to deal with the ‘creepy kid in ur class’ type like idk it feels like he’s trna get something from me or trying to to get close/relate to me but in a bad way???

on the upside my best pokemon go friend is a delight! nd im gonna ramble abt him now bc he's super cool! his name is dave instead of ‘creepy kid in ur class vibes’ this guy is COMPLETE cool uncle vibes, like utterly non threatening, rly fun, if we run into each other playing pokego we always have a nice walk down the park!! he’s like 37ish?? walks w/ a cane bc he used to do wrestling but got injured, and he’s super cool! he also used to help run conventions (big nerd type) and he is/was (im not sure which) friends with jeremy bulloch! nd like??? idk i feel way more comfortable hanging with him bc like..creepy guy is that smidge too forward and talks less abt the game and asks more abt me which has me skittish, but cool uncle guy never imposes on me! we talk about pokemon go, he talks about some of his fun nerd stuff and recommends stuff to me, and like....idk instead of asking personal stuff, he kinda gives me the opportunity TO talk about myself and my interests, and then he listens?? instead of tryna get answers y’know, like he has zero ulterior motives, we just walk abt the park and catch pokemon together and talk about stuff and sometimes ourselves! its rly cool! he’s had a lotta cool life experiences which are fun to heat abt, plus he’s traded me a slaking, an alolan marowak AND a tauros so he’s the true mvp! when we get to best friends level he’s gonna give me a latias and im gonna give him a shiny roselia! (we both have spares lmao)

anyway the moral of this is you should try to be like dave not like creepy guy; cool uncle vibes are way more fun to be around 

[rockybalfeatherboa]

getting these mtl headcanons outta my system

This is a long ass post but these r some random metalocalypse hcs that I feel kinda strongly abt some r real silly ok here it goes 

Aka me projecting

Toki - Enjoys activities like roller skating, weight lifting and boxing (that’s why he’s yknow fucken ripped) - Also enjoys model cars but not nearly as much as his beloved fighter planes - Thick brows - Hair is very thick and smooth (and,,pretty) but he doesn’t put a lot of work into is making the other guys kinda jealous - Sometimes shaves his legs below the knee but that’s it - Does shit like host teen choice awards and guest star on children’s tv shows BUT THEN acts surprised when kids love him,,,tf bitch this is ur fault - Absolutely loves physical affection he fuckin loves hugs and kisses!!!! - Prefers making out and titty groping groupies (and maybe a blowjob) over having sex with them .. but will still do it if he feels like he’s up to it - Kisses with his eyes open (and overall just real fuckin weird ok) - Keeps the video from Juliette sarmangsadandle in his nightstand he treasures it - Mostly writes his own keyboard parts for songs - Band thinks he’s hilarious when he doesn’t try to be but when he tries to tell jokes they don’t work ,, but he’s really funny in Norwegian it’s just the jokes don’t really translate too well so he just,,keeps it to himself - Pickles taught him how to smoke and now they like to chill and smoke together it’s like “their thing” - But he’s really picky about it he only smokes indica - (This is me projecting) Learned the phrase “if u feelin froggy then jump” and never stopped using it

Skwisgaar - shaves e v e r y t h i n g bc of 1) the aesthetics and 2) loves the way it feels - long lovely legs - huge fucken feet - has a klokateer pluck and tweeze his eyebrows them shits be on fleek - cries in secret at least once a day it’s become routine - He kept in touch with his Swedish gf for a while but then fell off and went back to hoeing #hoe4lyfe - Secretly wishes he can go back to wearing all white but he has to maintain brand recognition bc of the band - Wears very slight sweet smelling cologne behind his ears and wherever else cologne goes - Either eats a fuckton or not very much during the day,, keeping his metabolism on her toes - Guitar playing for him is like ultimate stress relief and also he fidgets with it he loves that thing - Has a book of various songs or riffs that he’s written on the guitar that dethklok will never ever use - Wears highlighter - Has run into one of his grown ass children in the bank one time and had to get the fuck out of there immediately,,they didn’t realize it was him tho -  Puts his feet on nathan just to bother him - Great teeth / really conscientious about hygiene - Cold hands and oily skin type - He has a pretty good sense of rhythm but ,, he can’t dance he can’t dance for shit oh my god it’s a disaster to look at - “I look like I can’t cook… that’s accurate” - When he drinks wine he does that thing where he swirls it around like a bougie piece of shit - Lactose intolerant :/ - Talks with his hands a l o t it’s over dramatized and very fascinating to watch - Responds to compliments with “I know”

Murderface - closet gay*   *gay but he grew up in such a homophobic environment so he tries to ignore it and pretty much force himself to be straight, explaining his constant trouble with women (Bc the attraction isn’t genuine ) and his fragile masculinity (so he’s always a “fellas is it gay to-“ or a “no homo” type of guy ),, his self esteem issues don’t help this out at all - big fuckin crush on skwisgaar (and skwis loves the attention) - sleeps with a retainer - hair is so dry,,,,,,please give this man some conditioner oh my god - knows pretty much everything about the civil war and the American revolution literally ask him anything he’s like a textbook - Somebody come get this man a pedicure - He has a lot of fans and they adore him it’s just that he’s oblivious to it,,, ppl love murderface!! - He’s not as ugly as he thinks he is or that people make him out to be, it’s just that people may think that only Bc the rest of Dethklok is so pretty. He kinda just ends up looking the worst by four-way comparison. It’s just a different type of look he has there’s nothing really wrong with his appearance - Imma go head and say it,,,he uses “y’all” - He and toki have actually made some decent songs for planet piss but it’s usually when they’re jamming out so they pretty much never get recorded 🤷🏽‍♀️ or remembered - He can move his dick voluntarily I mean I already knew that people with dicks can do this but murderface has like a whole new level of control with his - Got banned from Fintrolls bc he pissed in the olives but he just keeps coming back bc what are they gonna do? nothing - He takes his weapon/torture device collection very seriously like when u walk into his room u better not touch a damn thing or so help me -

Pickles - has nose piercings but doesn’t wear em - Small ear gauges - Strong toned legs especially shins and calves - Has not had a swig of h20 in 6 years but somehow has nice skin (a mystery) - Loathes Seth but absolutely a d o r e s  the baby!!! He loves that damn baby and always appreciates when Seth or amber send pics or FaceTime call !! Fuckin uncle pickles!! - Helps toki compose his keyboard parts for songs (Bc he too can play the piano) - Kinda flexible but not as he used to be,,he used to be able to do a full split - Likes to bug Charles a lot bc they’re the closest in age , sometimes they hang they’re good buds - Watches shitty reality tv (bad girls club, LHHATL (it has to Atlanta), etc) as a guilty pleasure - Kind of an asshole but in a way that leaves u wanting more - Played basketball freshman year of highschool,, he was ass at it lmao - Idk how much this has to do with being a headcanon but if pickles was a vine he’d be “I said whoever threw that paper, ya moms a hoe” he just carries that energy - Smells like a light combination of weed and cologne it’s really nice - Will tell one of his band mates to go blow their nose if they’re sniffling too much

Nathan - doesn’t like it when people touch his hair without asking but HOWEVER if u ask before u do he’d probably say yes ,, just gotta warn him first damn - Hates hates h a t e s feet it’s like a weird squirmy phobia. He’s ok with his own feet and just *seeing* other peoples feet but let someone’s bare foot touch him and he’d probably black out tbh - Really socially awkward outside of his stage presence but I think we all knew this - Nathan’s really sweet he just ,, u gotta know him - Really emotional when he’s drunk - Secretly cussing out everyone in his head - He doesn’t completely dislike physical affection but he’s not crazy about it either - Also kisses with his eyes open (but unlike toki he’s trying to work on it) - Dad bod but we all knew this too - Slightly introverted ..he likes to party and shit but can only take that much social interaction for so long then it’s time for him to go home - Eyes are so striking and pretty oh my god it’s like they’re shining it’s all his gfs favorite thing about him - ,,,,,,,thicc - He’s one of those people that rip off their hangnails instead of cutting them 😖 - He can throw down on the grill goddamn why isn’t he in charge of snacks? - Knows how to suture a wound with some level of proficiency - He loves his parents he just hates how they embarrass the fuck out of him god leave me alone mom and dad! - This is ironic to the last thing but remember that video where it was like “son let me hear some of your music” “I don’t think you’d like it” “c’mon let me listen” and the song is just “I hate my dad I hate my dad I hate my dad” the whole time yea that was Nathan in high school - Strong arms (b,,beautiful) - As a kid he used to poke at roadkill for uhh entertainment - Used to be self conscious about his reading glasses but doesn’t gaf anymore - Severe case of resting bitch face he’ll literally be chillin but his face will be mean muggin but that’s just the way he looks - Tried PCP and ended up having to be chained to his bed betcha he’ll never smoke that shit again - likes crime investigation shows and serial killer documentaries - Will n e v e r  refuse a fresh hot salted pretzel