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Yall,
Who
THE FUCK
Was going to tell me that:
The guy from The Amazing Devil, is ACTUALLY a guy named Joey Batey, and that this guy, Joey Batey, PLAYS THE BARD GUY IN THE WITCHER!?
AND HE DOES MORE MUSIC FOR THE SERIES BECAUSE HES A BARD!?
HELLO!?
I COULD'VE GOTTEN MORE MUSICAL CONTENT FROM THIS MAN THIS WHOLE TIME!?
WHO THE FUCK WAS GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT "BURN BUTCHER BURN"!?
SERIOUSLY!?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME!?
#the amazing devil#shit post#yall#i LITTERALLY found this out#because#my dad watches the show#and I caught the tail end of Burn Butcher Burn#and so of course#i hunted down the song#and suddenly#It dawned on me whilst listening#rather#all british people sound the same#or this is the a.azing devil guy#also#joey batey#so sorry for just calling you the amazing devil guy#terrible with names#so very bad#didnt know your name before this#you and...#fuck wait#i dont know your band mate's name either#um#MADELEINE!#(thanks google)#anywho#love your shit#vibe to your shit#thank you for making shit
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This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week
#TikTok#doctor_waffle#axolotl#I can not for the life of me get this song out of my head#it is stuck on a loop that seems impossible to break#so of course I have to share it every way I can with everybody I could possibly share it with
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hecate 🔪
#this was originally going to be a linocarving but it came out so crazy#my love letter to the barn owl my fav animal i love you baby#and of course his mouse#im drawing a lot for now#my life is bad and hard and suck#but im drawing a lot#artists on tumblr#digital art#barn owl#owl#mouse#rat#illustration#procreate
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as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test
#i have done this as a first date and its very enlightening#ppl are usually on their best behaviors in the beginning of the relationships#so adding in a little manufactured stress for fun rly brings out ppls real personalities#in a highly controlled environment of course so that its not actually dangerous#do they yell when theyre frustrated?#do they give up?#do they take initiative to solve things or just follow your lead?#how do they react when youre wrong?#how do they react to losing?#however im biased... i just love escape rooms......
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I love you Safety Wizard.
(Inspired by @keroascrazy)
#safety wizard#wizard#Tumblr wants me to use the wizardposting tag so badly and I'm tempted. It's a good tag.#Shout out to stackedbirds for sending me the safety wizard post. Beloved mutual and beloved supplier of good wizard posts.#I will make it an open secret that I love me some good goofy wizards.#Safety Wizard has a special pizzazz that just gets the gears turning.#I like to imagine Safety Wizard began their studies as a traffic wizard. Then took some courses in roadside hazard magic.#This sparked an interest in safety magic and resulted in an eventual change of major - but the outfit stayed true to their roots.#All that said and done; The original costume is really good and I hope OP keeps up the good wizarding work.#Remember that distracted driving is extremely dangerous. Do not drive tired or in altered states of awareness.#It is always morally correct to call a friend of ride service if you have even the smallest doubt you will be a safe driver.#And *please* wear proper PPE on your job site. Do not put yourself or other's at risk!
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i bring a "caesar's assassins mega-cringefailed if they were trying to get rid of tyranny and monarchies" vibe to the ides of march that literally nobody enjoys
#i say 'if' cause brutus of course minted a coin with his face on it. you know who does that? kings. were the liberator's intentions so noble#we need to be celebrating lucius junius brutus he was successful at getting rid of his monarchy. marcus junius brutus sucked at it and died#ides of march#the ides of march#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#tagamemnon#my doods#yes i do have to establish i have a classics degree every so often why do you ask#10k
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one of my favorite subtle implications in the series is that it seems the Titan Army was fully banking on Percy being the host of Kronos. Why else would they make their main base a cruise ship if their primary enemy is a son of Poseidon? Named after Andromeda, the wife of Perseus? Why would they work on Oceanus specifically being free so much? Side notably with other children of Poseidon? Why plant Zeus and Hades' items of power on Percy when Luke already had them? Why only Zeus and Hades' items, not Poseidon's? Well because they really need Percy as Kronos' host, that's why. (and Poseidon siding with them because of that would be a bonus as well)
I like to imagine Luke's cabin on the Princess Andromeda is fully decked out with like "WELCOME PERCY" and sea-themed sheets and everything and he hates it so much cause it's a constant reminder he failed and he was Kronos' second choice. Also then he gets his super special pegasus not even exactly stolen by Percy, but the pegasus willingly defects to be Percy's personal steed instead, which must just be insult to injury. Luke has immense one-sided beef with Percy and Percy has no idea.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#luke castellan#its only by TTC/BoTL they start making their more permanent base (probably because by that point theyve determined they cant get Percy)#and it's in the Garden of the Hesperides specifically#which makes sense for Kronos - he's titan of the Harvest. of course he'd pick a garden#but at the same time - that's exactly where Luke had his quest for Hermes. another reminder of him failing to achieve goals#so poor Luke is just constantly stewing in the reminders of his failure
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I didn't need to know this 😭


#if i have to suffer even more after that ending then so do you 😭#so that's how it started i always assumed that the writers just wanted to make yaoi but no it was jim carrey of course it was him#stobotnik#jim carrey#lee majdoub#sonic 3#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic 2#sonic the hedgehog 2#sonic movie#sonic movie 2#sonic movie 3#doctor robotnik#doctor eggman#ivo robotnik#agent stone#aban stone#sth
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When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week
#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior#So#I feel like I could really lean into the mythos#They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
#art#twisted wonderland#twst 5th anniversary#i'll stop for a while now i promise i just wanted to get this out#genuinely feels a bit weird to be 5 years in already huh!#that combined with having finally finished up episode 7...#oh no all the milestones hit at once help#hold on while i reminisce for a moment#because MAN i did not expect the anime disney boy game to become so special to me#(especially my little wet rat dragon and his family)#to be fair 2020 onward was uhhh let's say prime timing for a piece of silly and unapologetically indulgent media#(not to get too real here or anything but let's just say that. some of the stuff in 7 specifically did hit a bit harder than it should've.)#but also just. you know how it goes.#sometimes a thing doesn't so much speak to you as it reaches out and grabs you by the throat#with an intensity that shocks and bewilders no one more than you#and sure you can ignore it because having any emotions about media beyond faint scorn is of course the epitome of ~cringe~#but you could also just throw yourself wholeheartedly into it#and lemme tell you one of those options is a hell of a lot more fun#idk i'm just kinda rambling here#it's been a weird five years but i'm glad to have had these guys for it#and hey if nothing else it gave us meleanor#the inside of my brain at any given point is just the 'do it for her' meme covered in pictures of our late great dragon princess#i would not have it any other way
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I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so
You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie
#good omens#gomens#good omens s2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#my art#made with stolen time over the course of two extremely busy months but I'm so glad its done#Aziraphale's reading a first folio obviously#cones of dunshire voice: it's about the DETAILS#extremely excited to introduce everyone to this song about DEEPLY YEARNING for someone who annoys the hell out of you#its a banger
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guys who got abandoned
#bumblebee#b 127#spinel#perrito#transformers#transformers one#steven universe#puss in boots#the last wish#can u tell that i started having so much drawing spinel LOL#shes so cute#i guess im just a sucker for guys with abandonment issues#put 3 of these guys in a room and only spinel is coming out covered in blood LOOOL#pre steven spinel of course#perrito and bee would literally be the bestest friends though#like bee would just be spouting lies about how great he was at his other jobs#and perrito would just be like “wow thats so amazing!”#spinel banging her head on the door and clawing at the walls meanwhile
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local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6
#i’ve seen so many interpretations of that 1 hr freeze frame of Kabru’s smile in ep 16#he’s meeting his long time crush of course he’s trying to charm him#Kabru so obviously has a big fat giant crush on Laios#like atp in the story he’s tried to talk to him and get his attention so many times agjdjajdj#Laios is the human rubix cube he’s been searching for his entire life#everyone else is almost too easy for Kabru to pin down#Laios on the other hand … a treasure trove of autistic mystery#Kabru is so locked in#Kabru used signature move: charming smile#Laios: no effect!#there’s something so beautiful about the popular pretty boy entering his fumble era when his one true love turns out to be autistic#labru#laios touden#kabru of utaya#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#wasabi rambles#seen so many clock that smile as nefarious and machiavellian#baby no Kabru is just dialing the charm up to 100 and what we’re all feeling is second hand embarrassment LMAO
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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-
Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?
Damian: *looks up* yes
Bruce: what do you think of her...?
Dick: *tries not to laugh*
Tim: *fails not to laugh*
Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*
Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?
Tim: He's trying to set you up!
Batkids -Damian: *laughs*
Damian: *stares blankly*
Bruce: of course, you don't hav-
Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?
Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*
Steph: *chokes on her drink*
Cass: *smiles*
Batkids: WHAT?!
Bruce: ... I-....
Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!
Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!
Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?
Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon
Damian: I was.
Dick: but you just-
Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*
Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*
Bruce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!
-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-
Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep
Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner
Jon: hehe... fuck
#btw they never really kept it secret#they just forgot to tell them#except Jason#Damina did tell Jason#well#Jason is the one who finally got Damian to ask Jon out#so of course he knew#and Damian kinda assumed everyone else knew as well#it's not like they were subtle#damijon#jondami#supersons#jon kent#damian wayne#jonathan samuel kent#batfam incorrect quotes#batfamily#batfam#dc comics#dc incorrect quotes#batfamily incorrect quotes#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#incorrect quotes#I can talk
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I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.
#Arcane#League of Legends#arcaneedit#animationedit#loledit#Jinx#Isha#*mine#oh man they have a secret base and a secret handshake i'm—#Jinx finally found someone that made her happy again and helped to heal her in ways she didn't think was still possible#they were both perfectly happy together…#OF COURSE THEY HAD TO RIP IT OUT FROM THEM BECAUSE THIS SHOW ONLY KNOWS GODDAMN TRAGEDY 😭😭#on a less tragic note... the art in this sequence is so pretty!!
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The FNAF 2 movie taking a strange direction,,
#myart#chloesimagination#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#poppy playtime#huggy wuggy#mommy long legs#catnap#abby schmidt#guys I promise this is so real#Mike still needs a job ✨#tbh he might just assume the poppy characters are animatronics#so isnt put off by them immediately#Abby thinks they are cool though of course#she can fix them actually#she will befriend the whole factory 😤
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