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how does neil pass school? throughout all three books I dont think he has ever mentioned studying ONCE
#every damn time hes either drawing fox paws or sleeping or thinking about exy/andrew#i wish i could do that#all bro does is do homework#and that doesnt count#bc doing homework does NOT help you pass exams#he goes to the library#but the only thing he does there is search up exy stuff#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#the foxhole court#the raven king#the king’s men#exy is sexy#psu foxes#palmetto state foxes#aftg trilogy#all for the game trilogy
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Good for you, Fushiguro / p1
#myart#art#jujutsu kaisen#does this count as au? idk. Gojo is helping because Megumi said he probably never cleaned before and doesnt know how#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#fushiguro tsumiki
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im back in the fucking building again
#finally caught up with mlb recently and i got the brainworms............ guys its bad im fully locked in#i missed my sillies ok.#mlb#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#adrienette#adrinette#miraculous#alya cesaire#nino lahiffe#djwifi#alyno#marc anciel#nathaniel kurtzberg#marcaniel#marcthaniel#marcnath#juleka couffaine#rose lavillant#julerose#also s6 can i please get a marcaniel kiss. please. that little tease at the end of s5 was not enough for me pls let them kiss come on.#julerose too while were at it theyve been together for longer than the shows main fucking couple and no kisses COME ON#i mean there was that one implied kiss in zombizou but IT DOESNT COUNT
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VAMPIRE SHADOW X WEREHOG SONIC
How they deal with their “intrusive” thoughts lmao.
#sonadow#shadonic#my art#may art#vampire shadow#werehog#werehog sonic#sonic the werehog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#actually idk how much it can count as intrusive if in shadows case is such a minor think and in sonics case he reslly doesnt have any shame#shadow needs a therapist#he has the repressed christian guilt#haha that makes him so sexyyy
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you dont know how hard i prayed for an actual jester during fontaine release
#pierro doesnt count. theres no joy and whimsy in his eyes#my art#genshin impact#furina#shadow milk cookie
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It's weird how in the past 5 or so years the left's understanding of decolonization devolved into some kind of weird Nazi era eugenicist thing about how people's "true places" are something encoded in their DNA and no one in the history of the world should have moved anywhere and anyone decendent from people who moved at some point should be shot.
#gingerswagfreckles#if anyond tries to say this is an exaggeration btw i WILL rip your head off#as if it isnt a major talking point on the left that it's ok to kill israelis because their skin cancer rates prove#they're in the Wrong Place regardless of how many hundreds of years their family has lived there#jumblr#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#and yeah yeah i know that jews are indigenous to the levant i am making a slightly adjacent point#about the extremely weird opinion the left has that if one is not indigenous to an area it is acceptable to Literally Kill Them#regardless of how either they or their ancestors arrived in that area. regardless of how the answer for 99% of those non indigenous people#is just oh i moved here from my mother's vagina#also ofc we have the whole issue of this being selectively applied to the western world while imperialism and colonialism Doesnt Count#outside of the west#but i digress
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just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO
edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable
#james somerton#google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way#which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts#or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality#bigger gibbers
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Bruce Wayne's a Foster Parent. Also he avoids death a lot so a dead person can usually tell if a humans meant to have died but didn't.
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"Bruce you know I wouldn't ask this of you if I didn't have to but-"
Bruce just sighed from his side of the phone, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Nobody ever really expects to get a phone call nearing 3 am but exceptions had to be made when you were a legal foster parent and also a part-time secret super hero. If it wasn't one thing calling for him it was the other.
On the other side of the phone, Bruce heard the caseworker, Roni, chuckle.
"It's just for 3 nights and half of the day after, but I need you to be prepared for something before I can pass them off to you."
Bruce sat upright now on his bed, attentively listening to her words. Usually the kids didn't really come with any pre-warnings from the Caseworker themselves, letting anything about each Foster kid be said inside of their personal files that got sent along with them.
But when she gave out this information it was usually important. The last time Bruce had gotten a warning like this it was for Jason which was ages ago it feels at this point.
"What is it?"
"The kids are-" Her voice trailed off, like as if she was still searching for the right words to say. "They've been through what I can honestly only describe as the equivalent to a meta-kid trafficking lab"
Bruce shifted as he heard the driving continue on the other side of the phone.
"They're very guarded because of what they went through and they might display.. unusual behavior. More unusual then a meta-kids behavior after such a situation would be, but don't let it fool you! The kids are really sweet beyond being afraid."
Bruce frowns at the descriptions before replying to her, mentally trying to prepare himself for the idea of these kids and what they might have went through.
"I'll make a note of it then. Thank you, Roni"
"No, thank you, Bruce. I really appreciate this last minute placement. We'll be by really soon"
He was left with a click as he removed himself off his bed and threw the covers to the side of him. Alfred would want to know that they would have 2 new guests in the manor, at the very least to greet them and have rooms prepared even if they didn't need to have them prepared further then what they already were.
It was less then 5 minutes later that Bruce found himself, with Alfred, greeting the temporary fosters at the front door. Roni looked tiredly at them as she pushed the kids front and center.
Bruce could relate heavily.
"Hello Danny, Ellie. It's nice to meet you both, I'm Bruce Wayne."
Danny just stared at the mans outstretched hand for a second before he turned to look up at him, a pinched look on his face. Ellie matched his expression, although being a bit more subtle about it as she looked over Bruce as a whole.
Eerily, Bruce felt like his very soul was being judge the longer the kids stared at him. He also felt a sense of familiarity with these two kids the longer this continued.
They seemed detached rather than afraid like their caseworker had explained earlier, more so viewing the world as if they were outside of it rather then in it in any way.
Danny was quick to glare at him after another moment, "You're a fruit-loop, aren't you?"
Ellie broke from her own scanning almost immediately when she heard Danny's comment, cackling beside him before shoving him off with her arm. The action made Bruce smile as he took his arm back and placed it by his side.
Alfred also looked amused between the pair of siblings before turning attention to the task at hand again. Bruce just smiled at his pseudo-fathers usual fondness over children, knowing he was being reminded of his own grandchildren.
"This is Alfred. He's going to be the one to show you over to your rooms for the next few nights." Alfred greeted the kids in the same polite way he usually greeted all guests before he leaned down and extended his hands towards their belongings. He didn't grab their belongings just remained leaning over them before questioning the kids if they would like help to take their stuff to their rooms.
Bruce only really saw it faintly and if it were any other moment he might have ignored it as a sleepless hallucination, but for some reason he noticed the change immediately. The twins eyes go from a darker blue to a flashing bright green.
As if alarmed by the sudden movement towards their belongings.
Danny was quick to catch his own staring as well, eyes flashing back to blue for only a second before reverting back to green. Almost as if to give off some kind of warning.
Ellie noticed his staring immediately and shoved Danny again, this time more forceful for his attention before turning to whisper something to him when she had him back.
Bruce felt his skin crawl before turning away to face their caseworker, not really understanding anything they were saying beyond hearing a few words and feeling their eyes look between each other and his back.
Death Touched was an especially new description, and one that stuck in his head the second he heard it.
Bruce waited until the kids were guided away by Alfred before talking to their caseworker officially and waking her up from her half delirious tired drop-off.
"Hey Roni? Is there any chance we can extend the Fenton kids stay?"
There was something going on here with these kids and he was going to get to the bottom of it. One way or another.
#dc x dp prompt#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dc x dp#dc x dp au#Bruce is canonically a foster parent guys#trust me#just trust me bro#Also he's apparently died like around 24 times-#i know most of those aren't canon to the mainline but-#lets just say at least one does for the sake of this plot#and that it doesnt count and he literally escaped it or smthing idk#Danny is so confused as to why this man smells like death but hasnt died yet??#dani is just amused as hell bc hell yeah get it random rich dude#Dani: Good on you for escaping death man!#Bruce: what#also just ignore the oc caseworker i just didnt wanna call them the caseworker so she has a name ig idk u dont have to use it#shes just here for the sake of chugging the plot along
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don't let your thoughts stop you from creation! making art is one of life's greatest joys <3
#motivational toola roola also says: ai doesnt count as art btw#art#my little pony#mlp#mlp g3#toola roola#artists on tumblr#my little pony gen 3#motivation#positivity
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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vibes for tonight 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
#i know the mail in ballots dont get counted immediately#i know the polls tonight wont reflect the polls later#i know harris's rallys have been triple the amount of the orange's#ive heard all the platitudes#doesnt make it any less terrifying :DDD#g muses#art
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does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship
#supernatural#dean winchester#spn#destiel#castiel#deancas#misha collins#im 20 i have been Experiencing supernatural and johnlock since i was 12 and merthur since wayy before that i have fought Wars#this is crazy#i love u hannibal i love u 911 (if u make eddie gay)#for the love of god by 'mostly headcanoned' i dont mean that it was never intentional#i am aware that they put the subtext in on purpose#they knew what they were doing#but my focus here is on the actor actually saying it because like#if its not mostly headcanoned then y was the entire cast denying it for years AND YEARS#like do yall not remember what jared and jenesn used to say#there have been many many many instances where the cast has made us feel crazy/stupid for saying anything abt destiel#im just saying TO ME its crazy that actors and creators talk so openly about these things now !!! again i was raised on merlin and sherlock#ok also im confused on the queerbaiting part#everyones saying its queer coding and not queer baiting but cant they be true at the same time ?#im not being dumb on purpose i swear im just confused#like yes dean is very much bi coded and their relationship is queer coded but if the creators deny everything#and we only get a last minute confession after 11 years#that doesnt count as queer baiting ?#someone smart explain this to me 🙏
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Imagine ghost Dooku's reaction to literally all of Rebels! And/or to each of your AU’s!
you guys come up with some random-ass ideas but i love it lets run with it
(commission info // tip jar!)
#star wars rebels#count dooku#love count dooku. his first name is count. he doesnt trick me like sheev or alexsandr and whip a 'real' first name out of nowhere#he's just count. his first name is count#mace windu#star wars#thanks for the ask!#force ghosts#askbox closed#my doods
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Doodlin. Shiny buneary is one of my dreamies and I've never successfully hunted it :/
#sketchrook#pkmn#shiny pokemon#buneary#i've successfully shiny hunted in mainline games 3 TIMES. pikipek in sun and skrelp/yungoos in scarlet#and then audino in unbound which doesnt count.
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Don’t think about it. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t look. Not yet.
fanart for the latest chapter of Then It Becomes, It Becomes, It Becomes A Problem because holy shit
#gravity falls#stanford pines#billford#<its a billford fic it counts. the hint of yellow glow is supposed to be bill off screen it counts#m.png#the moth coming out of his eye doesnt come across the BEST but from this distance and behind the glasses i dont know how it could#so acceptable losses#i cheated on my wife to draw this when i was supposed to be making them an animatic#on account of i changed my mind about doing one for the last chapter of THEIR fic...... but other excellent fics deserve fanart#esp ones made by people i dont live with so i dont heap praise on them 24/7#this sequence was just unbelievable#yay fungus <3#yay moths <3#yay greyscale saving this from taking more than a few hours
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"Wah wah he's so booooring that's why I leave him in camp constantly and never give him the chance to be interesting" you are weak and you will not survive the winter
#bg3#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#AND THIS!!! IS!!! NOT!!! ABOUT!!!! SHIPPING!!!!#using him as a cute boytoy prop doesnt count#Im DONE being nice you WILL like Wyll Ravengard or else
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