#and that’s that 😅

[twotimeracewinnerlandonorris]

I’m very new to F1 (as in, I started being a fan this past summer), but I’ve watched/read/consumed so much about it and the drivers (past and present) that it feels like longer. Anyways, thank you for validating my feelings about pr3, at first I was like “oh he’s funny” but gradually I started liking him less and less. I can’t pinpoint why, and I am not very familiar with what happened between him and Lando as teammates but something about his vibes don’t click with me. Idk. What makes you not like him? If you’re up to sharing? I’m trying to put it into words for myself. :/

Believe it or not, I was actually a Dan fan in the beginning. It all started going downhill some years ago, starting with him saying the n-word in a song. As someone with black people in my immediate family I have both witnessed them being called that word + have listened when they have told me how much that word affects them, and I just had an immediate “nope fuck that shit” reaction. It’s not our word, we don’t get to use it - it doesn’t matter the capacity.

It only got worse after that. His frat boy humour, lack of accountability and immaturity made me weak in the knees when I was younger (I had shit taste in men back then. Like abysmal. Cocaine snorting chefs level of trash heaps). The problem is that I grew up, while he didn’t. He still has that same immature humour, he still takes no accountability for his behaviour on track but the worst thing (and what tipped me over the edge of “he’s a loser to he’s a fucking loser”) were his fans.

His fans + his own team have done him no favours. They are delusional (truly, really), they attack others like a rabid mob (Lando, McLaren social media admins, Mind volunteers) and his team is known to have planted stories about Lando during their two years as teammates together. Don’t even get me started on the lies told about his former trainer Michael Italiano on X that he has never addressed. Zero accountability, I’m telling you.

How he handled Lando post-attack was horrid. Disgusting. And how he used PR to play the dopey, horribly treated victim during his last year of McLaren while it’s been factually proven that he knew he was on his way out just speaks to what kind of person he is. He got his fans so riled up that they viciously attacked his team at McLaren (engineers and others) who then made public pleas for them to stop. Yet he has never taken to social media to stop his rabid pack of dogs. He holds they key yet he refuses to utilise it.

He leaves teams as soon as he realises he can’t cope. He left RBR cause Max was better, he left Renault cause of money and he flounced out of McLaren cause he’s a mid driver who couldn’t adapt his driving style, something Lando does every single race.

He believes his own hype because he’s been catered to his entire life. Things are never his fault, always someone else’s or the cars or the teams. He is selfish as a teammate and the fact that he talked so much shit about Lando before joining McLaren just to get his ass handed back to him on a plate brings me immense joy.

He was going to send Lando to FE but in the end Lando was the sole architect of his demise 😌

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[mud-muffin]

Nightwing missed his own birthday but the good goons of Gotham, made up for it by doing what clowns do best 💗😌

[greykolla-art]

Alastor: “Now, let’s talk about literally anything else please!”

Me: “Good! Cause I don’t know where you went so I can’t go further with this!😂”

[lopsidedspecs]

BG3 art dump⭐️

[legowizard]

Whatever gets me back to you

[factual-fantasy]

The Zorua and Conkeldurr story felt a little bit lonely, so I decided to give Conkeldurr an old friend. :)

I haven't got their story all figured out yet.. it's mostly just vague ideas..

I was thinking that Emboar and Conkeldurr met when they were very young. They grew up together and had a very strong bond.. At one point or another though, they went their separate ways for a few years. I haven't decided why quite yet.. perhaps the Emboar wanted to have kids and so went searching for a mate? But Conkeldurr wanted to go and explore the lands with his new found strength? Either way, there was no hurt feelings or broken hearts. They knew they would see each other again someday.

And see each other again they did. When Conkeldurr found this Zuora and adopted it, he ended up going back near his home lands looking for his friend. I'm considering that when they split they had both already fully evolved. Which is why Emboar recognized him instantly and why Conkeldurr would flag down the first Emboar he saw. Not Pignite.

Conkeldurr was thrilled to see that Emboar now had 4 piglets!! :D And Emboar was very happy that her dear friend had found this.. little black fluffy thing..? XDD

After this reunion, Conkeldurr and Emboar would stick together indefinitely. Conkeldurr was a new parent and could really use mama Emboars guidance/advice. And with Emboar now having 4 piglets to protect, having a muscle man to back her up was very useful.

But most of all, they were just really happy to be in each others presence again. They missed each other more than they thought they would..

[reineydraws]

jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌

✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️

[hotcinnamonsunset]

🎣lure me in, baby!

[ruviart]

Valid reason

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

👀👀👀👀

[agir1ukn0w]

excuse me was anyone gonna warn me about how goddamn ✨PRETTY✨ this young man is or…..

[bethanydelleman]

What brings people together is not mutual love but mutual hatred. Share a random, benign, food-related hatred with me:

[greykolla-art]

I was rereading Skulduggery Pleasant and realised it was a goldmine for cute Alastor & Charlie moments.👌

I’m gonna project genuine friendship onto these fuckers and you can’t stop me!

[charmed-n-zesty]

On my way to see a druid.

[mugiwaraluv]

Though this is mainly focusing on Ikuzo but THE FACT THEY ALL HAVE THE POSES DOWN THIS IS WHAT COMMITMENT LOOKS LIKE 🤩💖