#and they’re kissing

[bugwantsahug]

This is for the post you just made

*blinks at you*

Oakworthy fic/head-cannons please

*blinks at you again*

heheh why ofc:

- despite being a solid half foot shorter, Normal loves to pick Hermie up when they’re hugging and shake him around a bit

- Normal stims CONSTANTLY and Hermie loves to watch it. It’s his favorite thing in the world.

- nose kisses!! From Hermie specifically, he’s a big fan of grabbing normals chin and kissing him right on the tip of his nose. (This then evolves to Normal blushing like crazy, and being impossible to calm down)

- Hermie hates pickles, and Normal LOVES them. No comment needed.

- Hermie has always painted their nails black, so when normal saw this, he begged Hermie to do his nails. He ended up getting them light blue, with a T drawn on the ring finger. Eventually, he started painting his thumbnail black, while Hermie painted hers light blue.

- When they text eachother goodnight, both of them throw their phones, kick their feet, and squeal like stereotypical teens. Normal isn’t embarrassed by this, often having hiro throw a pillow at him, but Hermie keeps this a deep secret.

- when they kiss Normal mushes their faces together cause he is too excited. Hermie just let’s this happen. They have broken their glasses more than once.

- actually a lot of their relationship is just hermie letting stuff happen.

- they go to pride together wearing shirts that say “I love my gay boyfriend” and “I love my gay girlfriend”. This confuses any and all cis people.

- Hermie hates touch when overstimulated EXCEPT for Normal holding his hand and rubbing circles onto his palm with his thumb

[shieldofiron]

Y’all are right. I should write a munver fic where Eddie’s wearing the cheerleader uniform.

[aeongy]

inside me there are two wolves (pathetic poor meow meow bulgaria who is never beating the sub allegations and mean ruthless bulgaria who stabs you as a warning)

[gleafer]

I BELIEVE IN LOVE AND UNICORNS!

More Poolverine nonsense!

[jsketch12]

I’M SORRY MOONLILY NATION I HAVE FAILED YOU ALL………

[nottsangel]

— porn link (cw: double vaginal penetration)

ever since that one drunken night where you found yourself in bed with your two friends, mattheo and theo, threesomes have become a regular occurrence— happening about a few times a week. as much as they both try to give you plenty of attention during those moments, you can sense their undeniable and almost intimate closeness from a mile away, despite their insistence that they’re simply close friends.

your suspicions were finally confirmed the moment they asked to try something… specific. usually, the threesomes involved one of them fucking your mouth and the other pounding into your pussy, or sometimes even double penetration with both your ass and cunt filled. however, this time they suggested trying double vaginal penetration— something you hadn’t done before. and while they kept telling you how good it would feel for you, you could see right through their convincing words— this wasn’t about you, it was about them.

the moment they both entered you, a sharp hiss escaped their mouths, gripping your trembling body tightly while struggling to compose themselves. it was an intense sensation they had never experienced before. for once, they weren’t seperated by your thin skin— instead, their pulsating cocks were pressed together, fully surrounded by the warmth of your cunt. both boys were in heaven, swollen lips parted in ecstasy, eyes fluttering shut as they thrust slowly, knowing that if they went any faster, they would cum in an instant.

and after that first time, they crave double vaginal penetration above everything else every time again, completely addicted to the sensation. they claim it’s because your pussy just feels so fucking good that they both can’t get enough of it— but you know better. you know it’s because it’s the only time they can rub their cocks together, using your cunt merely as an excuse to feel each other, skin on skin.

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decided to write a lil smth since you guys wanted to see the porn links i send to @rafesthroatbaby in the dms :p

[lilislegacy]

i think it’s the most funny and romantic thing ever that they’re so attracted to each other in dangerous/deathly situations. in both those scenes, they are an absolute mess - percy covered in dirt, blood, and spiderwebs, and annabeth covered in muck and sewer water - and yet they find each other so beautiful. they could literally be about to DIE, and yet all they’re thinking is “wow you look so hot right now.” i just love when they percabeth like that. they are so funny.

also. perseus jackson, where the HELL were you going with that thought about the way her beads looked on her throat before you stopped yourself, young man?

[wafflesex]

This tweel hand/tailshake is most definitely in reference to the Flotsam and Jetsam tailshake… I’m expiring they’re so cute so stinky…

[snufkins-boot]

Dc x Do prompt: co-parenting but one party doesn’t know it’s co-parenting

So when Damian first became Robin he would purposefully hide injuries, thinking it was a sign of weakness. So he was bleeding out and then just some… guy?? Walks up and is like ‘hey kid you’re bleeding, you want me to bandage that?’ And at first Damian says no but then the guy says that he won’t tell anyone… and well.

So Danny moved to Gotham with a de-aged Dan and Ellie and just found some kid bleeding on his roof. So he bandaged the kid up and keeps the door unlocked so he can leave when he wants.

Side effect: this kid will also come through the open door. Even when Bruce returns Damian will go to Danny when he’s injured or upset because unlike Drake and Grayson, Danny has no judgement to anything he says. You could tell Danny you killed someone and he’d just say ‘real’.

Dan and Ellie also love him and have been attempting to learn to sword fight from Damian with those styrofoam swords you get out of flying tiger for a fiver.

Does Bruce know? Probably not at first. And then he finds out, and then it’s the grumpy grunts because his son trusts this guy more than him and he’s a little butt hurt. So he tried to replace Danny and Damian isn’t having it and will still go to Danny.

Anyway this is just a long way to say Danny and Bruce kiss 👍

[ash-and-starlight]

life changing field trip in kyoshi island

[luyo-mi]

🐙❤️

[swampsovereign]

Inside of you are two wolves. They’re both muppets. They’re both girls. And they’re kissing.

[circuscountdowns]

goat

[mxmarsbars]

pride month is temporary clock duo is forever

here’s the goofy ref ^_^

[bbbbbbbbatman]

The real reason none of the batkids want the cowl is bc at some point after they started dating, Bruce decided the best way to keep his and Clark’s cover was to pretend they were in a polyamorous relationship with Superman and Batman, so suddenly the occasions where dick had to wear the batsuit to cover for Bruce became real awkward when they were around other people

[sevinite]

farcille ohhhh farcille,,, my sillies my sillies