Literally had to pause my game so I could be unhinged about this for a second. Not only do you get +4 (PLUS!!! FOUR!!!!!) from Kim being with you, but you ALSO get +1 from HAVING HIS HANDKERCHIEF!?
Harrier, you are out of your mind in love with this man and I am right there with you.
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ao3 sydcarmy writers you are gods gift to this world for preparing me for all this angst and getting me very excited. carmy resorting to his emp ways. sydneys snark and contempt. the partnership agreement. sydney contemplating the agreement. “so that you can push me and I can push you.” sydney at nat and pete’s house. berzatto in laws: sydney and pete interacting. the tension between sydcarmy in the kitchen. “if it’s not perfect it doesn’t go out.” sydney shaking the hand of the cdc from ever’s. “why are you doing this” “we’re gonna get a star” “i thought that was a trap”. “you need to calm down” “this is what you wanted right” AND THAT FUCKING LOOK. its straight out of a fanfic.
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Success!!! ur crush of 30 years finally agreed to join ur polycule and business
however he has decided to start a gratuitously violent, extremely public, sexual qpr with ur husband that u somehow didn't notice was happening for 7 months and now he's breaking up with u cuz ur "boring" and is trying to take ur husband and girlfriend in the de-merger of ur companies
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the way you draw yes man makes me ill LOOK AT HIM!!!! AAAHHHH HES SO CUTE I WANNA KISS HIM YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD IM GONJA MAKE YOU INGEST CEMENT
BOO ! did i scared you?
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Scp Wilbur, just trying to feed his family: okay maybe mold doesn’t taste the best but we don’t got a lot of options, cope
Tommy: I could DIE
Wilbur, a Devourer of All: ….you could what now?
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“If i saw you everyday forever, Will, I would remember this time.” I AM PUKINGGGGGGGGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Day 9
i dont like saying this because a part of me believes its me being utterly selfish , but god, being taken care of just once would be unlike anything i have ever experienced, someone to once just care for me like they arent looking for anything in return and like im not burden on them, i think it would actually fix everything wrong with me tbh
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first love / late spring came on while i was thinking about jack and sorry i am SO FUCKING SICK at the thought of applying "one word from you and i would / jump off of this / ledge i'm on / baby" to jack and the doctor.
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i cast spell of owchie ow ow :3
HAUYGGHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAUGHH NOOOO
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