#aragorn memes

[gandalf-the-fool]

[glorfindelofgondolin]

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

The Fellowship as Barbie teaser photos ft. Gollum

[thethirdtreeofvalinor]

[boromirthedad]

[bilbo-baggins-is-a-fcking-vibe]

I love the hair braiding trope, but there is some serious debate about whether it's dwarves who have the hair-braiding customs or elves, so I'm here to settle that once and for all.

Legolas, hoping they just seem friendly and doesn't know dwarves have the same hair customs: Hey Gimli, could I help with your hair?

Gimli, hoping he just seems friendly and doesn't know elves have the same hair customs: Uh, sure!

Aragorn, who knows that hair braiding is romantic for both elves and dwarves: ......... WHat

[babe-bombadil]

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[caniinae]

[lizzielovesmovies]

use as you’d like

[gandalf-the-fool]

[glorfindelofgondolin]

y’all remember this one

[animusrox]

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[yumyumlum]

Friday night. No idea who made these but they’re great 😂