#as long as vampires are okay with it

[jacqcrisis]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING THIS WHOLE FUCKING GAME TO HUG THIS NERD AND ITS AS WONDERFUL AS I'D HOPED

[dervampireprince]

something about being ruined. not just fucked or teased or even used, but ruined. someone making you unable to think, unable to speak, just moaning and twitching and leaving you unable to ever be satisfied for anyone else, anything else, always needing them, craving them, every hour of the day, being unable to control your arousal anymore, how wet you get, how hard you get, how flushed you become, all because they’ve ruined you.

[castielsprostate]

🚘impala1967 FOLLOW

I truly think people people should just get paid to live a living wage without having to work themselves to death but that's cOnTrOvErsIaL

😈kingofphatass FOLLOW

arent you the guy that fucked his car??

🚘impala1967 FOLLOW

Omg that was litrally MONTHS ago!!!!! Let it go already, jeez!

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#why is the king of hell's pornblog on my post anywayy omg shoo #i litrally have a DNI in my bio

💼lawboyatstanford ✅✅ FOLLOW

Passed the bar! 📄🖋️ On my way to become a lawyer 💼👨‍💼 (for real this time)

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#so proud of myself #education #stanford #stanfordlawyer #officialdegree #someonepayoffmystudentloans

👼thursdayangel 🦀📷FOLLOW

wishing you were here...

👼thursdayangel 🦀📷FOLLOW

talk to me babygirl

🍔dean-identifying-meat-in-posts FOLLOW

a black angus 200 grams grill smashed deluxe, farmed in north west-virginia

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#identified meat #meat identified 17391 #tw food

🧓jwinchester FOLLOW

dating is hard with your ex wife being resurrected for the third time. i keep running into her on my grindr dates. #awkward

⚔️notvirginmary FOLLOW

Stop blaming me for things I have no control over! That red tie looked ugly on you btw.

💼lawboyatstanford ✅✅ FOLLOW

gross 🤢

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#why can't my parents we normalllll #they already fucked up my childhood let me have my adulthood

🧛benwiththefang FOLLOW

a local werewolf pissed on my lawn. AGAIN.

🐺garthster🌓 FOLLOW

Well maybe if you stopped spraying your vamp hormones everywhere, local wws wouldn't feel so threatened! There's kids living here!

🧛benwiththefang FOLLOW

blocked and reported.

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#can't stand these beasts on my post #dni werewolfs

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idk i think i need to fuck that man some more...

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wrong account

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#fuck i keep doing this 😩😩 #@staff fix this issue!!!!!!!

[theatrevampire]

lmao sorry if i was an old man dying from parkinson's with a lot of regrets in my life and the vampire i met in my 20s called me up 50 years after an interview where he attacked me and was like "can we try again?" and then i got to his billionaire dubai penthouse and sat down and THIS was what he said to me it would have been fucking van helsing ON THE SPOT like why don't we take a walk outside in the sunlight you shady ass queen

[deoidesign]

someone asked me what if adam and steve switched vampire and werewolf...

And then since my monsters are purposefully not much visually different because of metaphors, I went more traditional vampire and werewolf...

and then I got carried away...

[cinnabell2]

Venlumi + Namless bard Vampire AU 🩸

[caribous]

happy 2XXth pisu day!!!!!!

[skumhuu]

Found your Vampire! Dreammare on Twitter. Nay I asn for more info? Particularly in regards to Dream and experiences as what is essentially an abandoned fledgling before he got reluctantly and forcibly adopted into he Pack and dragged back into the arms of the vampire who first turned him?

Oooo vampire!Dreammare is so fun 👀 here’s a copy/paste of one of my twt threads:

Basically either Nightmare was unwillingly turned or eating the apple made him into a vampire. He almost starves before Dream realizes and forces him to feed from him. Things go horribly wrong when the villagers find out what is happening, and Dream gets fatally injured by accident.

In response Nightmare goes on a rampage, kills everybody, and turns an unwilling Dream who would have died otherwise. Dream is,,, heartbroken, to say the least by his predicament.

Thus Nightmare dedicates all of his time to finding a ‘cure’ for vampirism. Sadly, it backfires and he becomes goopified and unhinged. Afraid of his power hungry sibling, Dream flees. The twins spend a long time apart, fighting, waging wars, but at the end of the day Nightmare IS his sire and eventually Dream is forced to return.

He’s dragged kicking and screaming but it’s not like he could have stayed away for much longer w/o going feral. He is his brother’s fledgling, as much he tries to fight their bond, instincts outweigh logic. He gets drunk off of the instinct high at times 😂

Thankfully at this point Nm has settled down a bit with Killer, Dust, and Horror who have all been feeding him. He’s effectively Chilled Out and is ready to be a Good Sire 🥺 And along with Dream comes Cross, who is basically his emotional support werewolf/bloodbag in this mess.

Also Dream leaving in the first place was very very difficult since fledglings feed off of their sire’s blood and completely severing the deep mental bond they had was impossible. Instead Dream carefully walled off his mind, pushing his brother out.

Closing Nightmare off was one of the most difficult things Dream ever did. When he’s forced to return, reopen their bond, and feed from his sire, there’s no way of leaving again w/o Nightmare noticing and immediately dragging him deep into his instincts.

Nightmare is very soft towards him tho, and ready to prove to Dream that things are better now and that he’s going to properly cherish him. Very soft vampire and werewolf stuff, lots of instincts and growling and warbling until they finally all settle down 💚

Also Nightmare has chilled out as a sire but he’s still a power hungry murderous vampire dictator who doesn’t hesitate to drain anyone who inconveniences him dry (Except his pack ofc) the pack is also usually Very Vicious to outsiders. Thus Cream’s nervousness 😂

Dream doesn’t realize it but he was only allowed to leave the first time because Nightmare LET him leave out of guilt of hurting his brother over and over again despite how hard he keeps trying not to. The moment Nm realizes that Dream is hurting himself he drags him back.

[alumirp]

waiting

one day, he left. he was in luffys house and then he wasn't anymore. nor on his house. nor on his friends house. trafalgar law just left one day and didnt come back. no one knew why. luffy didnt know why. everything was fine, their relationship slowly taking shape, the feelings becoming deep. and yet, one day he just disappeared.

The disappearance had a huge impact on Luffy, who also disappeared days later, only to return injured, with no memory of what happened and with an aggressive dog by his side.

years later, law is back in town. although it was a surprise, it shouldn't be shocking. The thing is, it's been 149 years. and law is still alive.

so is luffy

[irate-iguana]

I present to you, BtVS textpost memes, part 1:

AtS textpost memes

[spiritsong]

There's something in this life left to live or, giving these two fools a soft moment because they deserve it. not gonna lie, I got a bit emotional when making this. I wrote something from Astarion's perspective to go along with it:

Once upon a time we pressed against an unyielding tree trunk, just like this. Once upon a time we hid ourselves in the obscuring night. Now, the moonlight paints your smile bright and boundless. We were not unwilling back then, though an ocean laid between us. I pressed my body atop yours and went somewhere else. How could I have known that you would follow me there? You were the one who was supposed to be under my thumb. I was the trickster moved by your silver song. You were the cradle that held me safe when all I wanted was to fall into the abyss. You were the gentle voice that beckoned, Open your eyes. See what could be if you loosened that white-knuckled grip you keep on your fear. Sometimes I find myself slipping into the old movements — a flutter of lashes, a dangerous smile — and then I remember. I remember that you were with me at my darkest and ugliest and most utterly heartbroken, and still you told me, It is an honor to witness you. It is a privilege to be by your side. And I let that ancient rhythm fall away. I was free to walk off that tired path, and now, everything is new. How will life surprise me when I allow myself to participate? I was struck with wonder to know that there are people in this world like you. Could you have ever guessed we would end up here, back when we were strangers on the hillside? I didn't have the strength to imagine it. Now, I find myself thinking: Where will we end up tomorrow? What wonders will we behold? There will be such love and such joy, and such hardship to balance it. But for the first time, I feel I am courageous enough to face it, because I am not alone anymore. I will be with you here, beneath this moonlight, beneath this canopy. And afterwards, I hope you will imagine with me all the life we have left to live.

[medicalunprofessional]

attack of the really tall dentist vampire 🫢🫢

brainrot…

[reve-de-sang]

for @vamptember -- Sept. 6: library / genderswap / shrine

Present-day AU, loustat. Going by the hints in the “Long Face” lyrics, Lestat is ready for commitment. Louis really, really isn’t. But they meet in the middle with a situationship. “We’re just having fun, yeah?” 

This is the opposite of fun for Lestat.

--

The secret compulsion was scathingly embarrassing, but Lestat was pretty sure he’d left a chunk of self-respect back in the 1950s. 

He heard the hotel room door click closed, and turned over in the tangled bedsheets. The condom wrapper was still under the pillow where he’d pushed it. He smoothed it out as best he could.

Alone again, he reached for his Hermès backpack by the nightstand and pulled out a weathered cigar box wrapped in a vintage--antique--sweater. He unraveled it. The box carried the branding of the cigars Louis used to smoke in the 30’s. Lestat had found it on eBay. It looked exactly like it should, and it made Lestat’s heart squeeze a little whenever he looked at it.

He flipped back the lid and mused on the contents.

An unfiltered cigarette butt swaddled in a small plastic bag (he’d learned these tended to disintegrate easily without care). Fifteen plastic hotel room key cards from hotels spanning the globe. A pilfered earbud. A stolen cufflink. A flyer from that club in Chicago. Various branded condom wrappers (Louis wanted condoms now. He said found it more efficient, and he no longer seemed interested in Lestat eating his spend out of Louis. Each condom wrapper collected here made Lestat’s heart squeeze in the bad way.) Louis’s business card. One of the twenty dollar bills Louis had intended to leave for housekeeping in Atlanta (that Lestat had replaced with one of his own). A button. The wrapper from the hotel room soap Louis had used in Madrid. And his most prized possession, the strip of their photo booth photos Louis had gone along with, blitzed after a particularly intoxicated victim in Vegas. Louis hadn’t wanted any of the pictures when Lestat had offered to split them.

Everything was digital now—they had no letters, notes, tickets, receipts—but he could still find ties to the physical. None of these things smelled like Louis (the earbud and cufflink had disappointed him), and that quality was currently the brass ring.

As a treat—Louis was only meeting up for one night this time, it was going to be rough in the following days—Lestat slowly arranged the memorabilia like a small shrine on the bedside table. He propped the photo strip up against the lamp, and everything glowed under its light.

Lestat froze as he heard the hotel room door open, and Louis re-entered the suite. 

Louis strode through the bedroom door. “Forgot my jacket,” he said, grabbing it from the back of the chair by the desk. He paused on his way back out the bedroom door and noticed the collection on the nightstand. He raised an eyebrow as he fished for his pack of cigarettes in his jacket pocket. “See you around, Lestat.”

He left.

Lestat’s face burned hot as he swept the collection off the glass tabletop and into the bedside trashcan. 

[salethe2]

Okay, so here’s my theory on why Daniel’s eyes shift from blue to orange, matching Armand's.

The fact that we’ve never seen vampires’ eye colour changing in reflection of their makers makes me think that something about Daniel’s turning was... unusually imperfect. Making a vampire isn’t exactly a precise science—there’s a lot that can go wrong, especially for younger vampires and those that never made a fledgling. Consider this: Armand, despite being 500 years old, has never turned anyone before. Undertaking such a task at his age for the first time? That's bound to be tricky, given the immense power that must be managed and transferred. This makes me think that maybe Armand made a mistake—perhaps he gave Daniel too much blood, or didn’t drain him sufficiently, or something else along those lines went wrong. This might also be a unique side effect of Armand’s blood and his age during his first turning.

Regardless, this anomaly could mean that their bond is profoundly stronger than that of any typical maker and fledgling. If Armand truly turned Daniel out of spite, it’s unlikely Daniel would be seeking him out. Old man Daniel seems exactly like the type to say, ‘fuck it, I’ll figure this out on my own’ rather than depend on Armand and look for him, at least for a long while. Yet, perhaps because of their abnormally strong bond, he can’t seem to distance himself from Armand, who is probably just as unwillingly tethered which would explain his absence.

Anyway,I don’t have concrete evidence for this theory; it’s just a concept I love. Imagine Armand turning Daniel out of spite, only to find himself irrevocably bonded, unable to escape each other—very much an enemies-to-lovers scenario. What do you think?

[crownedinmarigolds]

"My eternal love, won't you come to me?" He's very aware this might be the last night, but he absolutely cannot resist her. He was never able to resist her.

[kindheartedgummybears]

Love how popular vampire!Dutch is, Everytime I see something about it is so🤌🤌🤌🤌

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So hear me out on werewolf!Molly-