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the-flaneur · 8 months ago

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hello my very helpful assistant 😄 flan's busy cooking up something in her dru- sorry, very ethical laboratory. anyways, here's how you can help her today:

ENTER ONLY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING LABS

LAB ONE

☆ write a brief description of what you want the request to feature (can include smut, kinks, dialogue and more) as well as the driver

LAB TWO

☆ from below - pick a flask, choose a label, select up to four chemical compounds, choose up to three catalysts and call out who the other assistant is (driver: im down to do anyone or the grid or "recently" retired)

☆ NOTE: the final item is very important, so please never forget it, otherwise flan won't be able to start the reaction

SOME REQUESTS WILL BE 18+ and ALL REQUESTS will available under the tag (see below) #chemical attraction ♥︎

all of your concoctions/requests can be made to my asks or inbox (here), and i'll get to producing it as soon as possible.

EXAMPLE REQUESTS

hi flan! with lewis hamilton and a boiling flask labeled with a sticker i am looking to mix together, fluorine, calcium, arsenic with nail polish.

thank you <3

flask

conical: fluff

boiling: smut

round-bottom: hurt/comfort

label

sticker: fic

marker: drabble

washi tape: smau

ribbon: texts

hairtie: combination (please specify)

chemical compounds

hydrogen: "oh, shut up." "you shut up." "make me." "okay, but you might moan a little."

helium: "i'm not the jealous type, but what's mine is mine. end of story."

lithium: "don't kink shame me"

beryllium: "we shouldn’t do this" "you’re absolutely right. we should not do this"

boron: "you're so cute when you pout like this"

carbon: "move my arm is falling asleep"

nitrogen: "the problem is, if i kissed you, i don't think i'd be able to stop."

oxygen: "you've ruined that song now, thanks."

fluorine: "don't talk with your mouth full"

neon: "if you can’t take it, why did you talk back"

sodium: "fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

magnesium: "is it really that hard to love me?"

aluminium: "why aren't you dating him?" "because i'd destroy him" "he seems like he'd be into that"

silicon: "i know they're just stuffed animals, but it feels like they're watching us"

phosphorus: "you know, i could always get you off here right now"

sulfur: "you deserve so much better than me" "stop lying"

chlorine: "give me a little show"

argon: "why are you being like this?"

potassium: "watch you mouth before i decide to spank your ass"

calcium: "it's going to sound controversial, but i think that went well"

scandium: "oh my god are you actually reading the terms of service?"

titanium: "the next time you pull something like this, i'm telling your mother what we did in vegas that one time"

vanadium: "if you don't like being called a whore, then stop acting like one."

chromium: "everything you own, everything you wear i paid for. so i guess that means i own you."

manganese: "i might have slept with your shirt while you were gone"

iron: "i'm not moving, your lap is comfortable"

cobalt: "please..." "you need to learn to be better with your words, don't you think? tell me what you really want,"

nickel: “are you my cum dump?”

copper: "you're not allowed to touch my pussy"

zinc: "you could've just told me"

gallium: "are you trying to flirt with me?" "is it working?"

germanium: "if i buy it, will you stop pouting?"

arsenic: "you're just mad that that my cock fits perfectly in you now. must be a blow to the ego that we're a perfect match."

selenium: "how long have you been covering/covering up this?"

bromine: "you're like my arm rest'

krypton: "i know i'm warm, but we really have to get up now"

rubidium: "you’re starting another cult. you bitch."

strontium: "it’s broad daylight, if someone looks up they'll see you pressed against the window."

yttrium: "you're not alone i promise"

zirconium: "im sorry but i'm done waiting"

niobium: "i promised to give you something, but i didn't promise it would be an orgasm."

molybdenum: "i'm bad at texting, so i always hope that you're the first one"

technetium: "let me take care of it. let me take care of everything"

ruthenium: "is it a bad time to tell you i have [your phobia]"

rhodium: "im so horrible to you" "no you're not"

palladium: "why is there rope next to the bed"

silver: "i don’t want to be able to walk tomorrow.”

cadmium: "you dumbass, don't ever do that again"

indium: "would you like to explain..." "no, but maybe there is something I could do to make you forget about it?"

tin: "i know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.”

antimony: "after all this time and you still can't look me in the eye"

tellurium: "i can't remember the last time i did something so fun with someone"

iodine: "i was expecting a written apology, but this is so much better"

xenon: "i have a headache and it looks just like you.”

cesium: "stop throwing things at me"

barium: "do you really think you can get away from me?"

lanthanum: "do you trust me" "no" "smart"

cerium: "i like the way your hand fits mine"

praseodymium: "because i care about you"

neodymium: "i trusted you...with everything"

promethium: "if you stay, you'll get hurt too"

samarium: "would you have believed me if i did?"

europium: "don't make promises i know you can't keep"

gadolinium: "can you please just hold me?"

terbium: "can i bother you for a sec?" "you always bother me, but go ahead"

dysprosium: "you cancelled plans for me?"

holmium: "my clothes look better on you that they do on me"

erbium: "i dont like it" "you don't like anything" "well i like you and [you specify]"

thulium: "no tickling, or no kisses"

ytterbium: "did i mean anything to you?"

luteium: "does your daddy know you call me daddy too?"

actinium: "n-no, don't cry. i hate it when you cry"

thorium: "but you have me now"

protactinium: "please don't go"

uranium: "i’m literally naked on your bed and you’re talking about work?”

neptunium: "you're hurt, let me take care of you"

plutonium: "you're staring" "i like seeing you happy"

americium: "stay...please"

curium: "i...i just needed to know you were ok"

berkelium: "you'll back off if you know what's good for you"

californium: "didn't you say we were friends"

einsteinium: "this is why we can't have nice things"

fermium: "not out here please"

catalyst

flan: au [request a specific one]

red pill: sub!character

blue pill: sub!reader

glue: dom!reader

lip balm: dom!character

lemon juice: driver!reader

sand: idiots in love/denial

salt water: crack fic

bath water: size kink

soap: exes to...

bubbles: fix it fic/sickfic

nail polish: daddy kink

shampoo: overstimulation

lotion: possessive/jealous sex

slime: accidentally launching relationship

copper coin: cnc/dubcon

flowers: leaving the window open/door unlocked

silver jewellery: age gap

gold jewellery: miscommunication

rock: neighbours

paper: love triangle

plastic bag: enemies to...

tissue: rivals to...

ink: 100% platonic friendship

foam: found family

water babies: secret admirer

ceramic: forced proximity

yarn: roommates

water: childhood friends to...

fruit: married couple/established relationship

beads: fake relationship

heat: brother's best friend

ice: best friend's brother

bark: body swap

grass: reverse tropes [specify]

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mai-komagata · 1 year ago

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Vulcan skin color meta (why its not green)

In the past i've seen a lot of discussion about whether we should or should not draw vulcans as green, mostly centered around antisemitism. I want to start out by saying this meta is not gonna go into much of any of that. Regardless of whether it is antisemitic for vulcans to be green or not, the truth is they aren't. They also aren't quite human colored. It isn't a technical limitation; they aren't shown as green in the show or cartoons even when orions are green. This meta will mostly concern 3 questions:

in universe, why are vulcans not green when their blood is green?

in universe, are vulcan mucus membranes and other colored tissue like lips and nipples green? If not why not?

What color would a vulcan blush (do vulcans blush?)

If you are interested in this exploration, read on!

Why are vulcans not green when their blood is green?

Ok, maybe we should ask a more fundamental question: why are humans not red when our blood is red? Humans absent melanin don't look red. We look whitish, except for veins that look greenish/blue. Why is that? Well yes, all our non-pigmented innards are largely filled with red fluid, but our skin absorbs red light, so it isn't reflected back into our eyes. our skin reflects and scatters blue/green light so we see the bits near our skin that are green/blue after your remove all the red. Additionally, most people have varying amounts of eumelanin (which gives us brown/black coloring) and some much smaller amounts of pheomelanin (which is red). but yeah, we don't look red despite being sacks of red fluid because we are a bag of red-absorbing white film with black/brown/red coloring. But like, vulcan skin could be different. it could mostly absorb green light. It could have a lot of pheomelanin that would counteract the green color. A more pinkish base skin color could be advantageous in the hot Vulcan temperatures at blocking more infrared and prevent overheating, for example.

This would have the end effect of giving the skin this yellow cast vulcans have in the show via makeup. it is not green, it is not red, but something in between. Vulcans could then have eumelanin on top of that that give us normal deep shade variations from tuvok to stonn. Because of the predominance of eumelanin, characters like tuvok would not appear as yellow as whiter vulcans. There are other skin pigments vulcans could have that we aren't even considering. There are selenium based melanins that have higher skin uv protection, which could add even more pigments and change the color of vulcan skin even more.

Ok, but are vulcan mucus membranes and lips green?

First thing to note is human nipples and lips aren't red b/c we just have our blood just hanging out right there. We have red pigment (i.e. pheomelanin) that is making them red. (and other amounts of eumelanin just like all skin, which can end up looking purplish in certain skin tones). Look I like a green vulcan penis fanfic as much as anyone else, but we are shown no evidence that vulcan lips, nipples, tongues, mucus membranes in general would be green. If we go by the previous section, and assume vulcans want greater sun protection, they could have large amounts of eumelanin and less translucent skin to ensure they still look reddish on the outside. But vulcan skin doesn't have green pigments in it as portrayed by the show. And it doesn't seem biologically advantageous to have green pigments just for lips/inside the mouth when all your other pigments are red based. Ok, but maybe this is a technical limitation, maybe they just couldn't make red lips on actors without a lot of unnecessary makeup. Maybe. But in none of the cartoons are vulcans shown having green lips, and Orions *are* shown having green mucus membranes in the cartoons even when they couldn't for technical reasons make them all green in live action. if this was the intended coloring of vulcans, they would have colored them that way. But they don't.

Can they at least blush green?

Well, the first question here is: why and how do humans blush? So the way humans blush is by increasing bloodflow to their skin deep capillaries. There is suddenly a lot more red closer to the surface, so there aren't as many layers of skin to absorb the red and more of it peeks through. Humans vasodilate for a number of reasons, including shedding excess heat, any chemicals in our bloodstream that increase bloodflow, and for social signaling.

So in theory, vulcans that vasodilate would look greener. Unlike paler humans that often have complementary pheomelanin in their skin that would make them look redder than normal, vulcans wouldn't have green pigments making them look greener. The red pigments would still be there to counteract some of the green. So i don't think a vulcan would ever look as green as a tomato-red human, but if they had a reason to vasodilate their skin would darken/green with the green blood.

But do vulcans have the autonomic processes to blush when embarrassed/angry/etc? That is an interesting question. Social signaling in Vulcan would be very different. Most animals don't blush. Babies don't blush. We know also that Vulcans have much more conscious control over bodily functions than humans do. So it is possible Vulcans (specifically post-surakian) don't blush at all. Or maybe they only blush if impaired, like during pon farr. That said, maybe there are other reasons they turn dark yellow/greenish like hyperthermia, intoxication, allergic reactions, hives, etc.

#star trek #vulcan meta #vulcans #star trek tos #star trek meta #star trek tas #star trek lower decks #star trek prodigy #star trek voyager #star trek strange new worlds #spock

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redtsundere-writes · 1 year ago

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mma figther!sukuna ryomen x femcoach!reader

Chapter 11. The Other One

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Summary: Sukuna is a world champion with anger issues. It's believed by many that he is untrainable. Yeah, you can't train him, but you can dominate him. More Info.

“Salmon or hake?” I wondered as I compared the two frozen fish. I was in the frozen section of the best supermarket in the city. My exposed skin was cold by being exposed to the bed of ice and near the refrigerators full of snacks and fast foods. The nerves in my hands were beginning to tighten from holding the frozen packages for too long.

Ladies slowly dragging their carts through the white aisles, children crying to their mothers who already want to go home and the employees running from side to side behind me. The popular music framed my thoughts as I read the nutritional facts for each product, focusing on the grams of protein. Since I was in charge of cooking for Sukuna’s birthday, I had to choose the best products to make him the best dinner he ever had

Salmon has 20 grams of protein, 13 grams of fat and zero carbohydrates. In addition to its contribution of Omega-3, for high-performance athletes it is the ideal fish to eat, since it has a very good ratio of proteins and healthy fats. If I baked it in the oven, I was sure it would be delicious. The only problem? The famous mercury. Although, according to some studies, it is true that salmon is the fish that contains the least amount. Hake is usually it's alternative, which has less fat, but the same or more amount of protein, also it digests better.

“Salmon has more potassium, selenium, and vitamin B12.” A female voice interrupted my mental debate.

My eyes widened when I saw the beauty next to me. A thin and tall blonde woman. Her blonde hair was long and her bangs looked great on her. His thin eyebrows framed her big brown eyes. His tight"fitting black turtleneck shirt and high"waisted pants made her look phenomenal. It was like admiring a beautiful porcelain statue, you could easily get lost in the details of her person.

"Oh, thanks. Are you a nutritionist or something like that?” I asked curiously as I returned the hake to the bed of ice.

"I'm a jiu-jitsu coach. I never thought I would meet the Medusa Snake in a supermarket,” she joked.

I should have seen it before. Her physical build was magnificent for a jiu-jitsu fighter. Her arms were perfectly toned, and his long legs could knock down any rival with one kick. I started to envy her body.

"I was told you were Ryomen's coach, I see that you two are… very close," she said as she looked directly at the bracelet that Sukuna had given me earlier this morning. That was strange.

"It is a complicated task, but I think that every day we understand each other more," I answered honestly.

"I wanted to be his coach, you know?” she told me as if nothing had happened.

Something in me set off a warning alarm. I could sense that this conversation had a double intention. Was she threatening my position? Did she know that I wouldn't be Sukuna's coach anytime soon? Was she just trying to have a nice conversation in the middle of the frozen section? She was a beautiful woman to admire, but I didn't like where this was going.

"Who are you?" I asked confused, completely breaking the flow of the conversation.

"My name is Yuki Tsukumo," she introduced herself with a smile. “This is the Yuki who sent the bracelet to Sukuna!” I thought, trying not to reflect surprise on my face, but I'm not sure if I did it. “I see he received my gift, it's a shame he didn't want to use it.”

"Sukuna doesn't like receiving gifts, that's why he gave it to me,” I answered, my tone sounding more defensive than I intended.

"Thank goodness he didn't throw it in the trash," she said before taking the hake I left. "I hope he doesn't throw you away either." With that threat, she walked away, getting lost in the cereal aisle.

I just saw the beautiful woman swinging her hips away, like a poisonous viper with beautiful colored scales. I couldn't help but see the gold bracelet that rested delicately on my wrist. My gaze hyperfixed on the letters engraved on it, wondering what kind of relationship this strange woman had with Sukuna. I put the salmon in my basket and continued with my shopping in an attempt to forget the unusual conversation.

After paying for the salmon and the rest of the ingredients I would use for the special dinner, my phone started ringing. I arranged the plastic bags in one hand to get my phone out of my pants. It was Yuuji.

"Hello, Y/n!" His friendly voice sounded from the other side. "Do you have any plans for tonight?"

"Not really. I am only going to make Sukuna’s dinner for his birthday,” I answered as I walked back home.

"Cancel that. My parents just invited me and my brothers to dinner at the restaurant they just opened in the bay.” I stopped dead and sighed. “The salmon will have to wait until tomorrow.” "Do you have a pretty dress?" he wondered out of nowhere.

"Why you ask?". I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I asked my parents if you could come. When they found out you were Sukuna's friend, they said yes.”

"Why did you do that?" I asked him, even more confused. This couldn't be good.

"Because Choso is going, duh," he answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

Because I was thinking about Sukuna 24/7, I had completely forgotten about Choso's existence. Yuuji still doesn't know that I like his other brother now. Plus, his parents will be there. Oh no, this can't be happening. This would be a disaster, I could sense it. Did I really have to go? My feelings churned in my chest the further I walked down the sidewalk. I stopped when I reached the crosswalk. The traffic light was red.

"I don't think this is a good idea…"

"Don't say that! It's the perfect opportunity for Choso to see you slay like the queen you are,” Yuuji lifted my spirits that I was dragging on the ground.

"Hang up the phone now!" I heard Gojo yell at him from a distance, Yuuji was still to be in the gym, training with Sukuna.

"See you in the afternoon," he said goodbye before hanging up.

The light turned green, but I still couldn't cross. I stood frozen on the sidewalk, stunned by the unusual invitation. I felt lost. I didn’t know what to do. I wanted to go because I really like hanging out with the boys, but I was afraid to find out what my true feelings were for Choso and Sukuna. Also, I raised Choso’s hopes up. What if I didn’t like him anymore because I liked Sukuna? Thai was a mess.

The traffic light turned red again. Why was I questioning my feelings for Choso? It's true that I liked Sukuna, but I liked Choso the moment I saw him. Sukuna had been an acquired taste from the times we've slept together. The gifts and me living with him seemed to have no meaning to him. I was in a dangerous situation, and he just wanted to protect me, right? Everything was so confusing. Maybe if I was to go to dinner, I had to find out what my true feelings were.

The traffic light turned green again.

After picking my outfit, an everything shower and doing my makeup, I was ready. It had been a long time since the last time I dressed up like a fine lady for dinner. I always have to wear sporty clothes due to work. Putting on a cute pink dress and applying a small wing eyeliner made me feel like a pretty princess. I brushed my hair in front of my large bathroom mirror while my stomach churned nervously. Seeing myself so different from how I normally look was like seeing an old friend I hadn't seen in years. As I put the brush back in its place, I noticed that I still had Sukuna's bracelet on my wrist.

“I don't think it's a good idea to wear it today,” I thought aloud before taking it off and putting it in a jewelry box.

I went down to the entrance at the time Sukuna and I had agreed to leave. My heels echoed with every step I took. I already wanted him to see me as “the queen” that I am, Yuuji's words. I went downstairs with every intention of surprising him, but I was the one who ended up surprised. He was already there, fixing his elegant suit in front of the mirror. I never thought I'd see a man like Sukuna, who always dresses in T-shirts and shorts, wearing a sharp black suit with an ivory turtleneck sweater. This was not the cranky man I coach, this was a millionaire man with a mobster vibe straight out of a romance novel written by a woman. From the shine on his shoes to his well"groomed hair, Sukuna looked like the jackpot.

“You look... different,” he said as he analyzed my whole body. “Of course I look different! What kind of compliment is that?!” I thought annoyed.

“You look different too.” I told him reluctantly.

“Are you ready to go?” He asked. I just nodded excitedly before following him out the door.

In the nighttime tapestry of the city, the bright lights painted a surreal panorama. The asphalt shone like an ebony river, reflecting the headlights of passing cars like wandering fireflies. The city had an air of mystery and adventure. Tokyo was a place where anything could happen, where dreams came true and nightmares lurked in the shadows. The steering wheel turned under my fingers like a rudder guiding a ship through a sea of metal. The roar of the engine was a discordant symphony that echoed in the silence of the night.

“How did training with Gojo go?” I asked him to get a topic of conversation.

"Everything was going well until I had to train again with the useless rookies,” he muttered in annoyance, gripping the steering wheel firmly. "Have you thought about who your replacement will be?" He asked.

"I have a few candidates in mind,” I answered. "In fact, a coach approached me when I went to the market, but she didn't give me a good vibe.”

"Why?" he asked, curious.

"I think you already know each other."

"What's her name?”

"Yuki Tsukumo." Sukuna braked the car in its tracks, making us bounce in our seats. Thank God we had our seat belts on. If we hadn’t, I would have slammed into the glass. "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" I exclaimed with my heart in my hand.

Sukuna didn't answer me. He squeezed the steering wheel, clearly annoyed, to park next to the curb. He took off his seatbelt to lean back on the steering wheel. Who was this Yuki Tsukumo that could make Sukuna act like this? An ex-partner? Impossible, Yuuji told me that he has never had a girlfriend. Someone he slept with in the past? I don't blame him, she's beautiful.

"You better not tell Choso or Yuuji that you ran into her," he told me after letting out a long sigh.

"Why not? Is there something I should know?” I asked him confused with the whole situation.

"She is Choso's ex-fiancée,” he answered before holding his forehead in concern.

"Oh…”

Sukuna POV

I couldn't believe this blonde bitch had shown up again. Finally, when we had all left her in the past, she decided to come back for more. I clearly remembered the first time I saw that stupid girl smiling from cheek to cheek as if she were a pure soul. Choso looked so happy and proud to introduce her as his future wife. Poor asshole, he didn't know what he was getting into... and neither did I.

I still vividly remembered the night where everything turned into a shit show. The UFC had paid me the best suite in Las Vegas for my first championship fight. Sometimes I closed my eyes to return to that majestic place. Admiring the Strip, a glittering ribbon of casinos, hotels, and attractions that never sleeps, Paris's iconic Eiffel Tower twinkling with a thousand lights, and the High Roller Ferris wheel rising above the horizon like a giant lighthouse. I fucked a prostitute in the middle of the wide balcony, enjoying the panorama that stretched out in front of me.

"Sukuna!" The whore screamed my name desperately.

My hips didn't stop pounding into her. Her tits were bouncing in my face and her legs were spread across the couch. I opened her ass to reach the deepest part of her being. I had paid a good amount for her, she was willing to destroy her physically and emotionally. I pulled her hair while my cock hit her cervix, her limit. I was so close to reaching the climax, ensuring my future victory... but some idiot had to ring the bell at that moment.

I was so close that I didn't care that the person would stay outside all night. I didn't care if it was Choso, Gojo, Yuuji or my parents. I was very busy. The idiot didn't seem to want to understand that I wasn't going to open it, so he kept insisting on the fucking doorbell. Ding-dong. Ding-Dong. Ding-fucking-Dong. The annoying sound made me lose focus.

"Fuck!" I screamed before pulling my cock out of the whore. She sighed in annoyance, plopping down on the couch. "Hide in the closet or something, I'm not done with you." I told her before wrapping a towel around my hips.

"I'm going to charge you extra!" She yelled at me before following my instruction.

I straightened my towel before reluctantly opening the door. In front of me was the last person I thought I would meet. It was Yuki, Choso's guest. What the fuck was she doing here at midnight? Especially alone. From her pajamas and her slightly messy hair, I could tell she had escaped from the bed she shared with my younger brother.

"What the hell are you doing here?" I asked her, annoyed. "It better be important."

"I want to talk about business, can I come in?" she asked me with her usual flirtatious smile.

"No. Just tell me what you have to say so you can leave me the fuck alone,” I answered. I could already feel my balls turning blue.

"Do you kiss your mother with that filthy?" she joked.

"I'm not in the mood, spit it out before I slam the door in your face," I blurted out. It was the last warning I was going to give her.

"I noticed that you don't have a coach who specializes in jiu-jitsu. I know you don't accept women in your gym, but if you allow me to be part of your team, I can…".

I couldn't help but laugh in her face, cutting her off completely. Did she just interrupt my good luck ritual to offer herself as my coach? I knew she was a jiu-jitsu coach at a local gym, but I never thought she had the balls to ask me to recruit her. Couldn't she do this another day or in the morning? Why right here when Choso is surely sleeping peacefully thinking that she is by his side? Was this shit serious? There were so many questions about her behavior that I could only laugh.

"I don't see what's funny about it," Yuki said, crossing her arms.

"Then you have a terrible sense of humor," I answered. "Is that all you have to tell me?"

"I'm sure I'm a better fighter than you, I could kick your ass if I wanted to," she said annoyed.

"I want to see you try," I said. “She wouldn't dare,” I thought for sure.

Well, she dared. She attacked me by surprise with a kick to the abdomen. I lowered my arm, preventing it from connecting completely, but it did hit my side. I couldn't defend myself well while just having a towel on. One wrong move and I was already naked. I backed away out of inertia, allowing her to enter the suite. She jumped at me to continue hitting me.

"Bitch!" I screamed while covering my private parts.

"I'm going to show you that you need me on your team!" She shouted with a smirk on his face.

"I don't want anyone else on my team!" I exclaimed.

How the hell did we get to this situation? I wasn't sure, but I had to do something about it. She pulled and punched me, trying to take me down like any jiu-jitsu fighter would do. She launched another kick at me, this time I evaded it in time, but she broke a lamp in the process. I was debating in my mind whether I should knock her out with one punch. I could not do it. Even though she was crazy, she was Choso's fiancée. My first option was to call one of my brothers or someone saner.

"Just think about it seriously, with my brain and your muscles I could make you a millionaire in less than you think," she told me excitedly.

So she was after the money. Which is normal… but that didn't explain why she was acting so secretive. Why didn't she tell Choso he wanted a job on the Team Black? There was something else she wasn't telling me. I entered the master bedroom as quickly as possible without exposing my cock to grab the phone, but she ended up cornering me against the closet before I could get to it. At the sudden knock, the prostitute screamed.

"Who is it?" Yuki asked me confused.

"I didn't know he had a wife!" The whore screamed opening the closet door. “Oh no,” I thought. "Please don't hit me!" The poor girl yelled as she fled the scene.

"Hey! We're not done yet!” I yelled.

And as if fate was mocking me, I dropped the towel. I was in the middle of a teenager's worst nightmare. Yuki shamelessly looked down, making this more awkward than it already was. By this point I was praying that this was a bad taste prank. I just wanted Yuuji or Gojo to come into the room with a camera in hand, mocking my reaction, but that never happened.

"Nice girl you hired," she laughed at me. And just when I thought this was only going to get worse, I heard the voice of my potential savior.

"Sukuna!" I heard Choso's voice from the door as he rang the doorbell as if his life depended on it.

"You worried your future husband," I told her before pushing her to let go, so I could put the towel back on.

"Hire me, or I'll tell Choso I cheated on him with you," Yuki threatened me.

"What?!" I asked him, frowning at the tremendous bullshit she just said.

That's when it hit me. Yuki came to ask me for a job without Choso because she is only with him for convenience. She's only with him to blatantly get close to me. Since I don't accept women in the gym, this was his solution to get to me. I should have seen it before. I remember how at dinner with our parents he spent the time talking about jiu-jitsu and the UFC, sharing his extensive knowledge on the subject. Everyone was delighted with her, but she drove me crazy.

"Are you that desperate for money?" I asked him, not believing what was happening.

"You don't have much time,” Yuki crossed her arms as the ringing continued.

"Sukuna!" Choso exclaimed again.

"I trust Choso, he is not stupid enough to fall for something like that."

End of Sukuna POV

"Choso was stupid enough to fall for that,” Sukuna blurted out after recounting the tragedy that happened that day. "He knew about my lucky ritual and to this day he still thinks I fucked his fiancée," he said as he looked towards the car in front of us.

I was just listening to him while Sign Of The Times by Harry Styles was playing on the radio. We were still parked so that Sukuna could tell me in great detail what had happened with Yuki and Choso. It was a hard story to believe. A woman interrupting his suite in the middle of his lucky ritual and then threatening to break off his relationship with his brother over a measly coaching job is not something you hear every day.

"I tried to explain to him several times what happened, but he never wanted to listen to me. Then he told Yuuji and since that idiot doesn't know how to shut up, everyone in the gym knows,” he explained. "It's an absurd story, I know, but…".

"I believe you," I told him before he could finish his sentence.

"You do?" he looked at me, confused.

"Why are you surprised? I believed you when you told me about your lucky ritual.” I said. "Is it a strange story? Yes, but we are a team. If you tell me the sky is pink, I believe you. If you tell me that pigs fly, I believe you. If you tell me that Yuki Tsukumo is a bitch, I'll believe you.”

Sukuna smiled at my response. He looked relieved, as if a great weight had been lifted from his shoulders. I smiled back at his reaction. Sukuna always has been honest with me, I had no reason to doubt him. Even though I had little time left as his coach, I planned to continue by his side. I don't know if it was the sad story or my feelings towards him got in the way that made me take off my seat belt to reach him. He didn't know what exactly was going through his mind, but whatever it was, he needed a hug.

My body felt light when he reciprocated the gesture. Our bodies melted in the warmth of the moment. His hands traveled down my back to press me closer to his broad chest. I would have liked to stop time to stay here all my life. Maybe Sukuna didn't like me back, but I knew I someone important to him, and I was happy with that.

The luxurious restaurant at the Grand Palace Hotel had an elegant atmosphere with high ceilings, panoramic windows and sparkling chandeliers. Sukuna and I made our way among the tables covered with white tablecloths and velvet chairs that invited guests to delight in an exquisite menu. In the distance, we saw his family. They were happy to see us, but they were also clearly disappointed for arriving 20 minutes late. Everyone looked elegant and sophisticated, especially Choso. He always looked good, but today he looked phenomenal in his gray suit and white shirt. He greeted me with a smile on his face as soon as we approached the table.

"You look beautiful,” he complimented me. My heart skipped a beat with happiness. “Are you watching, Sukuna? This is how you give a compliment,” I thought with blushing cheeks.

"I thought I raised you to always be on time," the mother scolded Sukuna.

According to Yuuji, Kaori Itadori was a highly sophisticated and strict mother. She has always focused on giving his children the best education so that they would grow up to be strong men and providers. An extremely traditional and Catholic woman. She sounded like the worst mother-in-law you could have.

"There was a lot of traffic," Sukuna answered reluctantly as we sat at the table.

Choso helped me, pulling my chair like a perfect gentleman. I was so nervous having him so close, since Yuuji gave me his seat, so I could sit next to him. My mind was at peace realizing that I still liked Choso a lot.

"At this time? The report says that the streets are quite clear,” his mother challenged him.

"Honey, it was only 20 minutes. You're going to scare his girlfriend away,” her husband, Jin Itadori, told her. He was like any dad, pretty chill and care free.

"She is not my girlfriend. She's my coach,” Sukuna clarified, starting to get annoyed.

"But you live together," his mother said.

"You live together?" Choso asked me confused. “Oh no,” I thought. I had barely arrived, and I already wanted to go home. I had a feeling this woman was going to try to embarrass me in any way possible the rest of the evening.

"It is a long story," I said, trying to cut the tension.

"You see, Sukuna kicked his ex's ass. This ex almost raped her in the past, so Sukuna offered her to live with him so she would feel safe,” Yuuji explained the situation.

"Yuuji!" Sukuna and I scolded him.

"I'm just trying to help!" Yuuji defended himself.

I wanted to die. Yuuji just told the whole table my life trauma as if it were the plot of a movie he watched on Netflix. I hid in my hands from shame, praying that the earth would swallow me whole.

"I'll smoke outside," Choso said before getting up from the table to retreat to the balcony.

"Is it necessary to ask those questions now?" Sukuna asked his mother, already annoyed.

"You know what I think about concubinage," His mother scolded him, disappointed.

"We're not a couple. We just work together.” Sukuna rolled his eyes.

"Besides, Y/n likes Choso, don’t you?" Yuuji asked me to make his mother stop bugging me with questions about my relationship with their sons.

"I need fresh air," I excused myself to get out of there as quickly as possible.

I knew this was a bad idea from the start. I should have said no to Yuuji. I went out to the balcony to breathe deeply and admire the view of the city. I looked at Choso to explain what was happening. I found him smoking on the other side of the balcony, just as he had told us. He looked so elegant and mysterious in front of the pretty city lights. A beautiful contrast between brightness and darkness.

"Long time no see," I greeted him, approaching him.

"Does Sukuna treat you well?" He asked me, ignoring my greeting. It seemed like being straightforward ran in the family.

"I can’t complain," I answered honestly. "Sometimes he's a jerk, but you already know that," I joked. He smiled with the cigarette between his lips.

"I know… very well," he said as he blew the smoke into the wind, being careful not to blow it in my face.

"Does it bother you that I live with him?" I asked him worried.

"Of course not, I just didn't expect it," he answered. "Yuuji told me that you're going to quit soon, is that true?" I was happy to see that he was treating me as always.

"That's right, I'm very excited to return to the gym with my team.”

Choso despite having some similarities with Sukuna, he was so kind in comparison. His voice was sweet, his touch was pleasant, and his words filled me with joy. My heart moved every time he spoke to me. In the end, I realized that I still liked him, and I was very happy that it was that way. He was my ideal man.

"Are you still thinking about calling me when you become the protector again?" He wondered with a thread of hope. My cheeks blushed redder as I listened. I had already forgotten what I had said to him that night at the bar.

"You know it," I answered him with a smile.

Masterlist.

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import requests

from requests_oauthlib import OAuth1

import json

import time

from selenium import webdriver

#from selenium.webdriver.chrome.service import Service

from selenium.webdriver.common.by import By

#from selenium.webdriver.chrome.options import Options

import pickle

from selenium.webdriver.common.keys import Keys

from selenium.webdriver.support.ui import WebDriverWait

from selenium.webdriver.support import expected_conditions as EC

from selenium.webdriver.common.keys import Keys

from selenium.webdriver.common.action_chains import ActionChains

import pyperclip

import re

CONSUMER_KEY1 = 'IPTeKkiLSZ2wQ1io5vo5G37AN2thcbSwXOJgqL4SjHV2wLoNce'

CONSUMER_SECRET1 = 'lE97QdUIAj7svMGDznbcxmsFubj1iIr06hHJ4cLGCaM2wedIio'

TOKEN1 = 'wovWkA5KSv6XAbMvf5gkAr2V0hGyoRpxbdgM0uoN6qsSzg5OsI'

TOKEN_SECRET1 = 'gkDd6pBbvsPbUp0Eh95AQQp2CQi5qFzKNtvJ0qPo0far60BqxD'

CONSUMER_KEY2 = 'wye8qq5zYT875se51OwUNwPaUvFjvE5ONkzYZ2nsgkoEXnUQfv'

CONSUMER_SECRET2 = 'QxLe87coDa0NFzCZRS4KR6gOCxRIEzMqLzOVrH0hc1CVsUjJ35'

TOKEN2 = 'fweQkfHHtNWgWiS8KOOFA6bzljfA47cldg44FkljdUbtaV51Uz'

TOKEN_SECRET2 = 'l9uS5eLJ2XkRb8D93avCUTeLdxp6m8zDwUTTClgpNZjDGHYMFc'

CONSUMER_KEY3 = 'ncRYD9hDIu0uV1tFk2bTxm2F3UDuZ1kM6gsTKO7TAIv9ZQ3rcW'

CONSUMER_SECRET3 = '94lTdrh6izgyqP79aSI0HpBSvLAg4PiNRzYEHZTxGWrhWsr4MJ'

TOKEN3 = 'vdPho0RVxZANZKVV02HzKKGDVbwMbMNdDckj1dy6GEqIXPvsX3'

TOKEN_SECRET3 = '4f7Wfm8oc4mZ94BEH2z9P7fcOHt1tm8AoI3LoAThfKsZ1gWFSz'

CONSUMER_KEY4 = 'DlxRlCcwuOEaJmXJC9h82KZyXeiDkMNquBgjz8lGmhFPlGSXWC'

CONSUMER_SECRET4 = 'GaCPW8HgZmMgjoYBCZq1hM4WURI4rdkMmhEG3ZUFKKkhlqUhsA'

TOKEN4 = 'Grz7XulaahriKaSsKXpz7rhiIDcHYJEKdhTDFP4K2kgffI8OYW'

TOKEN_SECRET4 = 'Z43XPCG3oO0c5yhfeolnWFIfHNecacBj2UWlNOOhH0gC7BvHR1'

CONSUMER_KEY5 = 'U9XOceuIRsZDRX4nijsq4hRF8vYkV9oV3KI4s3Hd5c3qyj3Ju5'

CONSUMER_SECRET5 = 'jhvH4rtCQaxhppqsVFHYMkKH5XmEE8DTl1OoVp92US0NocFYRp'

TOKEN5 = 'FtQ4dELUGTXbcPADFUZ4Np6hCGtssib6jaNAh0pakf9lhRyoav'

TOKEN_SECRET5 = 'QsBNONs4WBUcexCttLtiK9NfMYmMI8drn5zE9klWdV9Jpr5j6p'

CONSUMER_KEY6 = 'fqxBO8r2dzNd3B2AwJYkeeNpaPJf4jYxepk6QRsYXSUQvgQe6P'

CONSUMER_SECRET6 = 'a7ssUOJ49O1UYjFbIMgPptkNPmes02jqIaagHxI3LCXpbsbXNf'

TOKEN6 = '33lLoMHRRPKMdPF3l4OGY0DR2iMcHz2pCjU6HQ1y6eIPbb0YjF'

TOKEN_SECRET6 = 'mXdCfLsc3KnsEQwBtKzBTHd0ELbc04OVM9nNZxgXHG1yjjYMBm'

CONSUMER_KEY7 = 'myrSgr7l4eQPnJIqMWPLahkKjlwqwJX6RGe4DLlo5b1xSoDRew'

CONSUMER_SECRET7 = 'JmfaYsSsRjILkN1cxYbNvj6D1dpu2TGZ231bR1YgcbUMJzUkt0'

TOKEN7 = '3WexbXhyrMcNFp0s1sxYU8AbAz2XQxapRLLbmcMMP4JbkuQh0L'

TOKEN_SECRET7 = 'BCfnxFnSETaMLDoPXNbpB5j8LY7yqqTpTUqlryF90XPj90Mt2f'

CONSUMER_KEY8 = 'VajsqgflNq69oqMnZPZ7RUB2qWrMeMxMsbuCVf8aMvzZwrJVmN'

CONSUMER_SECRET8 = 'lb5MlJDYkc8bwWlA0vcbTb0Y4t4FDR4f9crCstYkOqoTrtfRUK'

TOKEN8 = 'bC7a0aQFtj1b13DTMLZc3C1vcSEFlKpPE6M9ZmplzA5M9lTRKg'

TOKEN_SECRET8 = 'p9lBW4lie3xvjRG7hwFx792Ph4cbiEYsSJS6p78ZADp0o5lG4Q'

CONSUMER_KEY9 = 'Bzs1HCGvT6fmf1wSxDiPTzRPSoeYfTagNLvmfqTwDzl0WgOThA'

CONSUMER_SECRET9 = '5dofzNtfuDEQ1Djopom0SM8oJJXb2UMo4QTybSgp7ozqEor5DA'

TOKEN9 = '4raMK9TpraIb8ioGotcFJ9CsA9QjI7w2nHhRePGUIGehBMmF4X'

TOKEN_SECRET9 = '2ZRtnGjX8eRH0zbq8xH7Qn0u3aPpXZyNcbwkOkFxwAtFWyAHq0'

# Tumblr API endpoints

BASE_URL = "https://api.tumblr.com/v2"

SENT_ASKS_FILE = "sent_asks.json"

#BLOG_NAME = "nabulsi"

#POST_ID = "754393532315353089"

ASK_MESSAGE = ("I know for sure that you can't help all families from Gaza that want to be evacuated from here but at least you can help those who come across your life. You have no idea how mentally and emotionally tiring this is. Asking for help is not easy. But when thinking that the price is my family's life and getting out of here safely, it just pushes me more and more to do this until i reach my goal, be able to attend my university abroad and achieve my doctoral degree dream after awarding prestigious PhD fellowship. Please donate and share to support us standing at this hard time.\n https://gofund.me/d597b8e2")

# = ""

options = webdriver.ChromeOptions()

options.add_argument("--disable-blink-features=AutomationControlled")

options.add_experimental_option('excludeSwitches', ['enable-automation'])

options.add_experimental_option('useAutomationExtension', False)

options.page_load_strategy = 'none' #eager

driver = webdriver.Chrome(options=options)

# driver.execute_cdp_cmd("Page.addScriptToEvaluateOnNewDocument", {

# "source": """

# Object.defineProperty(navigator, 'webdriver', {

# get: () => undefined

# })

# """

# })

driver.set_window_size(400, 400)

def extract_info(url):

pattern = r"tumblr\.com/([^/]+)/(\d+)"

match = re.search(pattern, url)

if match:

username = match.group(1)

post_id = match.group(2)

return username, post_id

else:

return None, None

def load_sent_asks():

try:

with open(SENT_ASKS_FILE, 'r') as file:

sent_asks = json.load(file)

print(f"Loaded sent asks: The current is: {len(sent_asks)}")

return sent_asks

except FileNotFoundError:

print("No sent asks file found, starting fresh.")

return []

def save_sent_asks(sent_asks):

with open(SENT_ASKS_FILE, 'w') as file:

json.dump(sent_asks, file)

def get_reblogs(after=None, auth=None, BLOG_NAME = None, POST_ID = None):

url = f"{BASE_URL}/blog/{BLOG_NAME}/notes?id={POST_ID}&mode=likes&limit=20" #reblogs

if after:

url += f"&after={after}"

print(f"Fetching reblogs from URL: {url}")

while True:

try:

response = requests.get(url, auth=auth)

response.raise_for_status()

return response.json()

except requests.exceptions.RequestException as e:

print(f"Network error: Retrying in 10 seconds... {e}")

time.sleep(10)

def send_ask(account_name):

print(f"Sending ask to {account_name}")

driver.implicitly_wait(15)

while True:

try:

driver.get(f"https://www.tumblr.com/new/ask/{account_name}")

try:

field = driver.find_element(By.CSS_SELECTOR, '#glass-container > div > div > div > div > div > div > div.Y21sU > div > div.oDBam > div:nth-child(2) > div > div:nth-child(4) > div.block-editor-writing-flow > div > div')

field.send_keys("\n")

except:

print("hmmm")

continue

actions = ActionChains(driver)

actions.key_down(Keys.LEFT_CONTROL).send_keys('v').key_up(Keys.LEFT_CONTROL).perform()

askselector = '#glass-container > div > div > div > div > div > div > div.Y21sU > div > div.Q1jRN > div > div > div > button > span'

ask = driver.find_element(By.CSS_SELECTOR, askselector)

WebDriverWait(driver, 10).until(lambda s : EC.element_to_be_clickable(ask))

ask.click()

WebDriverWait(driver, 10).until(EC.invisibility_of_element_located(ask))

break

except Exception as e:

print(f"I think it's network error, retrying in 10 secs: {e}")

driver.refresh()

time.sleep(10)

def login():

try:

with open('cookies.pkl', 'rb') as file:

cookies = pickle.load(file)

for cookie in cookies:

driver.add_cookie(cookie)

#driver.refresh()

except FileNotFoundError:

print("No cookies, start fresh")

driver.get('https://www.tumblr.com/login')

if driver.current_url == 'https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard':

print("Redirected to dashboard")

else:

print("Log in to Tumblr...")

while True:

if driver.current_url == "https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard":

updatecookies()

return

else:

time.sleep(4)

def updatecookies():

cookies = driver.get_cookies()

with open('cookies.pkl', 'wb') as file:

pickle.dump(cookies, file)

# def print_cookie_expiry(cookies):

# for cookie in cookies:

# name = cookie.get('name')

# expiry = cookie.get('expiry')

# if expiry:

# expiry_time = time.strftime('%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S', time.localtime(expiry))

# print(f"Cookie: {name}, Expires at: {expiry_time}")

# else:

# print(f"Cookie: {name}, No expiry date")

def main():

print("Starting script...")

sent_asks = load_sent_asks()

previousSave = len(sent_asks)

after = None

i = int(input("Write the app number: "))

if i == 1:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY1, CONSUMER_SECRET1, TOKEN1, TOKEN_SECRET1)

elif i == 2:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY2, CONSUMER_SECRET2, TOKEN2, TOKEN_SECRET2)

elif i == 3:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY3, CONSUMER_SECRET3, TOKEN3, TOKEN_SECRET3)

elif i == 4:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY4, CONSUMER_SECRET4, TOKEN4, TOKEN_SECRET4)

elif i == 5:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY5, CONSUMER_SECRET5, TOKEN5, TOKEN_SECRET5)

elif i == 6:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY6, CONSUMER_SECRET6, TOKEN6, TOKEN_SECRET6)

elif i == 7:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY7, CONSUMER_SECRET7, TOKEN7, TOKEN_SECRET7)

elif i == 8:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY8, CONSUMER_SECRET8, TOKEN8, TOKEN_SECRET8)

else:

auth = OAuth1(CONSUMER_KEY9, CONSUMER_SECRET9, TOKEN9, TOKEN_SECRET9)

url = input("Write the Post Link: ")

blogName, postID = extract_info(url)

driver.get('https://www.tumblr.com')

while True:

pyperclip.copy(ASK_MESSAGE)

data = get_reblogs(after=after, auth=auth, BLOG_NAME=blogName, POST_ID=postID)

reblogs = data.get('response', {}).get('notes', [])

if not reblogs:

break

for reblog in reblogs:

account_name = reblog['blog_name']

if account_name in sent_asks:

print(f"Already sent ask to {account_name}, skipping.")

continue

while True:

try:

url = f"https://api.tumblr.com/v2/blog/{account_name}/info"

response = requests.get(url, auth=auth)

if response.status_code == 200:

blog_info = response.json().get('response', {}).get('blog', {}).get('ask', False)

if blog_info:

send_ask(account_name)

sent_asks.append(account_name)

save_sent_asks(sent_asks)

else:

print(f"{account_name} doesn't accept asks")

else:

print(f"Request to {account_name} not available")

break

except requests.exceptions.RequestException as e:

print(f"Network error: {e}. Retrying in 10 seconds...")

time.sleep(10)

updatecookies()

after = data.get('response', {}).get('_links', {}).get('next', {}).get('href')

if not after:

break

# url = f"https://api.tumblr.com/v2/blog/impossiblebool/info"

# response = requests.get(url, auth=auth)

# if response.status_code == 200:

# blog_info = response.json().get('response', {}).get('blog', {}).get('ask', False)

# send_ask("impossiblebool")

# else:

# return print(f"impossiblebool doesn't accept asks>>>>")

print(f"Script finished, new sent asks number: {len(sent_asks) - previousSave}")

input("Click Enter to quit")

if __name__ == "__main__":

main()

Uhhhhhhhh if anyone wants to figure out what this code is go nuts ig

#palestine #fake Palestine #scam blog #coding

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homehealthyremedy · 2 months ago

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Can You Boost Immunity Naturally and Heal Holistically? Discover Secrets from Nutrition to Piercings

In today's fast-paced world, people are seeking more natural and holistic ways to care for their health—whether it’s about strengthening the immune system, managing high blood pressure, or choosing the right breakfast on the go. Let’s dive into powerful, natural approaches that touch on everything from eye teratomas to lower back dermal piercings, and even blood type O diets.

🌿 How to Boost Immunity Naturally?

Your immune system is your body’s first line of defense. Strengthen it with:

Vitamin C-rich foods: Citrus fruits, bell peppers, kiwi

Zinc sources: Pumpkin seeds, seafood (especially oysters!)

Sleep & stress control: Aim for 7–9 hours per night, meditate daily

Probiotics: Yogurt, kefir, and fermented foods support gut health, key to immunity

Natural herbs like echinacea, elderberry, and turmeric also support immune response without harsh chemicals.

🧘‍♂️ Holistic Cure for High Blood Pressure

A holistic approach to high blood pressure involves lifestyle, nutrition, and stress control:

Exercise regularly: Even brisk walking 30 minutes a day makes a big difference

Reduce sodium: Stick to 1,500 mg a day or less

Relaxation practices: Yoga, breathwork, and acupuncture may reduce systolic pressure

Herbs like garlic, hibiscus, and flaxseed: Nature’s own blood pressure regulators

🐟 What Are the Health Benefits of Seafood?

Seafood is a powerhouse of nutrients:

Omega-3 fatty acids: Good for heart, brain, and inflammation

Lean protein: Supports muscle repair and keeps you full longer

Iodine & selenium: Support thyroid function

Vitamin D: Especially in salmon, vital for immune health

Bonus: Regular seafood intake is linked to a lower risk of Alzheimer’s.

💎 Lower Back Dermal Piercings: Are They Safe?

Lower back dermal piercings, often called "venus piercings," are more than just a style statement. Here’s what to consider:

Safety: Always get it done by a licensed professional

Healing: Takes 1–3 months; requires diligent aftercare

Risks: Potential for infection, rejection, or irritation from clothing

Natural remedies like diluted tea tree oil may help soothe irritation—always check with your piercer first!

🏠 Home Remedies That Actually Work

Some home remedies have stood the test of time:

Honey + ginger: Soothes sore throats and aids digestion

Aloe vera gel: Treats burns, acne, and dry skin

Apple cider vinegar: Balances pH, supports digestion, and can help with dandruff

Always remember—natural doesn't always mean safe. Test remedies on a small area first!

🍳 Nutritious Fast Food Breakfast: Is It Possible?

Yes! Here are nutritious fast food breakfast options when you're in a rush:

Egg White Grill (Chick-fil-A): High in protein, low in carbs

Oatmeal (Starbucks or McDonald's): Ask for it without added sugar

Greek yogurt parfaits: Watch for added sugar, but they offer protein and probiotics

Breakfast burritos (customized): Choose whole grains, eggs, and veggies

Pair it with green tea or water to avoid sugary drinks.

🩸 What Are the Best Foods for Blood Type O?

For those who follow the Blood Type Diet, Type O individuals thrive on:

High-protein meals: Lean meats, seafood, and veggies

Avoid grains and legumes: Especially wheat, corn, and kidney beans

Great foods: Spinach, broccoli, seaweed, and olive oil

Limit: Dairy and caffeine, as they may not digest well

This diet isn’t for everyone, but many say it helps with energy and digestion.

️ Eye Teratoma: What Should You Know?

Eye teratomas are rare tumors that can contain multiple types of tissue (like bone, hair, or muscle). While alarming, many are benign. Treatment often involves surgical removal. It's a reminder of how important regular checkups and early diagnosis are, even in unlikely areas like the eye.

Conclusion

Living a holistic lifestyle doesn't mean giving up modern convenience. Whether you're rocking lower back dermal piercings, seeking natural ways to manage high blood pressure, or picking a quick, healthy breakfast at a drive-thru, there are balanced, mindful options for every path.

Have you tried any of these methods or foods? Share your story or tips below!

#home remedies #eyetreatment #liverdisease #health and wellness #healthcare #health & fitness #nutrition #wellness #healthylifestyle #high blood pressure

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ruru195 · 2 months ago

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Operation: Eat Like Felix—a documentary by Boris the Wolf

[Camera turns on. It’s slightly shaky. Boris clears his throat.]

BORIS (narrating): “Day one. Mission: Eat like Felix. Felix has followed this diet since he was twelve. Zero sugar. High protein. High vitamins. No fun.”

[Camera zooms in on Felix, sitting at the kitchen table like a health god, sculpted by kale and chicken breast. He’s sipping on a green smoothie that looks like it’s judging you.]

FELIX (calmly): “Breakfast today is boiled spinach, four egg whites, one vitamin D shot, two pieces of whole grain toast, no butter, and chia seeds soaked overnight in alkaline water.”

MUGMAN (poking the chia): “It’s like frog eggs. Is this even legal?”

CUPHEAD: “I already miss donuts.”

MICKEY (grinning nervously): “This can’t be worse than Goofy’s cooking, right?”

GOOFY (off-camera): “Gawrsh, I take offense!”

[BREAKFAST – FAILURE #1]

Mickey puts jam on his toast.

Mugman secretly eats the yolks.

Cuphead dumps his smoothie into the plant.

Bendy is caught spreading the chia seeds on a donut.

FELIX (stoic): “Weak.”

[LUNCH – THE PROTEIN TRIAL]

FELIX (calmly): “Lunch is grilled chicken with steamed broccoli, sweet potato mash with turmeric, and bone broth with magnesium drops.”

BORIS (panicked whisper to camera): “He just said broth with drops. Like it’s a soup potion.”

Mugman chews slowly. “…This tastes like gym socks.”

Cuphead sniffs the bone broth and cries.

Mickey tries to put ketchup on his chicken. Felix slaps it away with a celery stick.

Bendy disappears and comes back chewing a mystery burger.

FELIX (disappointed): “The burger isn’t part of the plan.”

BENDY: “It’s part of my emotional plan.”

[DINNER – THE FINAL CRUMBLE]

FELIX: “Dinner consists of grilled salmon with lemon, asparagus, a seaweed salad with sesame oil, and one Brazil nut for selenium. Only one. Balance is vital.”

Mugman starts crying halfway through the asparagus.

Cuphead tries to sneak in a cupcake and gets caught. He throws it dramatically into the trash like it betrayed him.

Mickey asks if he can have “just a little ice cream after.” Felix blinks. “No.”

Bendy tries to replace seaweed salad with a bag of Takis and is physically removed from the kitchen.

BORIS (holding camera, looking dead inside): “I just wanted spaghetti.”

[ENDING – THE REVEAL]

BORIS (narrating over clips of chaos): “They all failed. Except Felix. Because Felix is made of kale and rage. We respect him. But we fear him.”

[Camera pans to Felix, lifting a dumbbell with one hand and a cucumber with the other.]

FELIX (deadpan): “Health is discipline. You failed. Try again tomorrow.”

CUPHEAD (sobbing into a donut): “He doesn’t even CRAVE sugar, he’s built different!!”

part 2

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Whether or not you can or should fight people based on the Element that best represents them:

Hydrogen: You can if you'd like and they'll totally fight you back if prompted but like why

Helium: They're so detached from everything you couldn't fight them if you wanted to.

Lithium: Oh believe me they want to fight you but if you do you'll just feel bad for hurting them

Beryllium: They are dramatic and vaguely poisonous so you'd think fighting them would be a bad idea but trust us you really need to

Boron: You totally can and it's usually pretty easy but don't let your guard down because they're really good at last-second victories

Carbon: DON'T. Their defense is impeccable and their attacks are razor-sharp. You will be hurt.

Nitrogen: Everyone wants to but nobody can figure out how

Oxygen: In most cases, you can and should. But in some cases you will sorely regret it and you can never tell which cases those are.

Fluorine: FETCH NO NOT EVER

Neon: You might need to, but they'll just laugh it off once it's over.

Sodium: Please fight them before they get worse. You'll have a ton of fun too. As a side note, if you're fighting *alongside* them all you need to do is give them time to prep and they're the best ally you can ask for.

Magnesium: You might not want to but you really should. Don't worry it'll be over quick.

Aluminium: Nah.

Silicon: Strike fast, strike hard, don't let them access the internet or call a Carbon for backup.

Phosphorus: Do you like to gamble? It's basically a 1 in 3 chance of A) You could but it won't do much B) You can and should as soon as possible and C) DO NOT THEY WILL EAT YOU

Sulfur: You'll regret fighting them, but it needs to be done

Chlorine: Best not to unless you are truly prepared to combat their aura of doom.

Argon: Good luck finding them in the first place, and even if you do find them it'll just be like Neon

Potassium: You should but it won't be as fun as fighting Sodium

Calcium: Why would you want to? They're busy contributing to society best not to bother them.

Scandium: Ugh I suppose if you HAVE to

Titanium: Please do. You won't accomplish anything but at least you'll know you tried

Vanadium: It'll be difficult because they never shut up but once they run out of breath their fate is sealed

Chromium: You should fight them but watch out they have a good reputation so if you aren't careful everyone will hate you.

Manganese: Please don't. Chances are they already feel like they've lost, so just pat them on the back and tell them it's gonna be okay.

Iron: You shouldn't. You'll want to. You'll really want to. But they're too important and if you win everything will be ruined.

Cobalt: Don't bother. They'll flee at the first sign of conflict and your victory will feel hollow.

Nickel: YES FIGHT THEM AND TAKE THEIR MONEY

Copper: You should fight them, but don't destroy them too hard because defeat means friendship in their eyes and they're actually really really helpful in just about every context

Zinc: Why on earth would you they are precious babies who never do anything wrong and just want to help don't hurt them!

Gallium: You probably shouldn't, seeing as they're always on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

Germanium: You won't want to fight them because they seem like Silicons or Carbons but it's all an act you should totally fight them to make you look better.

Arsenic: Don't fight them. Even if you think you've won they'll already have put things in motion to ruin your life

Selenium: You totally should if only to experience the bizarre disorienting feeling of not knowing who won

Bromine: You can, and you'll think it was a really bloody defeat but actually they'll be totally fine and you'll get a headache an hour or so later once you realize what happened

Krypton: Bold of you to assume you can even hurt a superhimbo

Rubidium: You'll hear about them and think they're worth fighting, but then you meet them and discover they aren't. Fight them anyway as punishment for wasting your time.

Strontium: You can and should, they seem normal but are secretly a menace.

Yttrium: Don't, they're way too weird and all their weird friends will join in.

Zirconium: Fire a shot and then run for the hills, #totallyworththepain

Niobium: Don't, they've lost too much already

Molybdenum: Really don't. They'll punch your face in then go back to whatever project they were working on

Technetium: It's a bot. It's a freaking bot. Why are you trying to fight a bot?

Ruthenium: I'm not sure they even know how to fight

Rhodium: They're like Chromium but genuinely harmless, so while you can fight them there won't be much point to it

Palladium: Why on earth would you fight them, they're hot AND reasonably sane!

Silver: Yes, please. They start by throwing your arguments back in your face, and then turn nasty before trying to finish you off with memes. But since they're really predictable once you've fought one you've fought them all.

Cadmium: Not worth the sick feeling you'll get afterwards.

Indium: PLEASE fight them. They're really easy to deal with, but if you leave them alone too long they start screaming so you need to fight them regularly

Tin: You can totally fight them, they'll sit there and take it with minimal complaining, but don't push them over the edge unless you want to deal with someone even more ruthless than Carbon

Antimony: Don't, you're just giving them more blackmail material on you.

Tellurium: They sit on a throne of lies, so really really don't fight them unless you're trying to protect Gold.

Iodine: DON'T FIGHT THEM WE NEED THEM TO MEDIATE OTHER FIGHTS

Xenon: You'd think fighting them wouldn't be worth the effort because they lurk most of the time but if you start a meme war you'll summon them and it'll be like fighting an epic secret boss in a video game

Cesium: You should NOT. They will overwhelm you quickly and then continue to harass you at regular intervals

Barium: They're really boring but you can still fight them to kill time

Lanthanum: Go ahead

Cerium: You can fight them but it'll really take a while for them to really get going.

Praseodymium: Heck yeah. There's always two of them but neither should be a problem because neither knows what they're talking about.

Neodymium: Heck no. There's always two of them and they both fight dirty.

Promethium: You should, they make for good practice

Samarium: Only fight them if you want a lot of attention.

Europium: Ugh, no. They won't fight back, just repeat everything you say really loudly and in a sarcastic tone of voice.

Gadolinium: You can try, but they're usually busy listening to music.

Terbium: They're one of Yttrium's weird friends. The geeky one.

Dysprosium: Frankly you should just reward them for being willing to fight for whatever bizarre argument they're making. Sure you could defeat them easy, but letting them live is so much funnier.

Holmium: Go right ahead. They are loud and precise and need to be stopped

Erbium: One of Yttrium's weird friends. The mystical one with the Crystals.

Thulium: Sure. You probably already have.

Ytterbium: One of Yttrium's weird friends. This one actually can fight so keep them distracted while you deal with the other weirdos

Lutetium: Pfffft don't bother nobody takes them seriously anyway.

Hafnium: Do it and do it soon, because otherwise they shall surprise attack you

Tantalum: YES. THEY DESERVE EVERY PUNISHMENT EVER.

Tungsten: They are very very good at fighting, but have flaws you can exploit. Which is good, because it will be necessary.

Rhenium: You'll never get the chance. They'll fly in, pepper you with obnoxious memes, then go back to lurking.

Osmium: They are older and wiser and know more than you and any attempts at fighting them will just lead to them giving you advice and helping you learn. But you should still fight them because…

Iridium: ...when you attempt to fight an Osmium an Iridium will show up to defend them, and you NEED to fight those stuck-up prats.

Platinum: Everything bad that people say about Gold is a lie, because they're true about Platinum instead. You must fight them. It will hurt a lot but they really need to be stopped.

Gold: You will never fight them because you will be too busy protecting them. They are too pure for this world and deserve love and support, regardless of what people may say about them.

Mercury: They are a writhing mass of insults and memes. Approach them with cold logic and only cold logic, otherwise you will die.

Thallium: You won't realize that you really need to fight them until it's too late.

Lead: They've been fought and defeated in the past so just let them go about their business fixing their mistakes.

Bismuth: No don't, why would you even want to. They're like the most helpful people, and even if you did fight them they'd just outlast you with a patient smile.

Polonium: I guarantee you've beaten a bunch of them before without realizing. If they argue back then you'll definitely die but they never do

Astatine: NO. NO. FETCH NO. NO NO NO. DON'T EVEN ACT LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO. THEY WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, AND EVERYTHING ELSE. JUST DON'T.

Radon: It'll be hard because they seem untouchable but they are a cancer on society and must be dealt with posthaste.

Francium: I mean you could but they'll totally destroy themselves if you give them a couple minutes so just wait it out.

Radium: Idk I guess if you can if you want to but they're usually too busy reminiscing to notice

Actinium: Nah. They're just attention seekers.

Thorium: Oh please like you could

Protactinium: You'll think they're an Actinium so you won't fight them, but if you did fight them it'd be very cathartic.

Uranium: Do it, but hold back. They're loud and annoying but they're really just a kid who doesn't know better.

Neptunium: No need, they're already playing damage control and dealing with everyone else.

Plutonium: BEAT THEIR RACIST BUTT ASAP

Americium: You'll want to because of how loud they are, but don't mistake volume for anger. They're actually pretty chill and only get genuinely mad if there's already a flame war going on.

Curium: Leave them to their science, they're busy.

Berkelium: They're like cardboard. You could fight them but it won't mean anything.

Californium: Please do, and bring me pictures.

Einsteinium: You shouldn't. Because if you do it will be because they want you to and are recording your actions for future analysis.

Fermium: You'll never need to because they only seek out and interact with people who like and agree with them

Mendelevium: They are social experts who know everything about everyone and would be very dangerous if they weren't completely stupid. OHKO them and then let them go back to their ineffective scheming

Nobelium: If you somehow manage to beat them everyone will love you for it, but that's never happened.

Lawrencium: No need, they're busy spinning. Wheeee!

Rutherfordium: You can and should, but be aware fighting them will reveal uncomfortable truths about yourself

Dubnium: In Soviet Russia, Dubnium fights you. You'll be fine. Probably.

Seaborgium: DO IT. PLEASE. TAKE THEM DOWN A PEG.

Bohrium: Hit them once to prove a point then let them go back to reading, because if you interrupt them for more than a minute they will destroy you out of spite with their intellect.

Hassium: If you want to, sure.

Meitnerium: Don't. They've worked hard to get where they are today and don't have time for anyone's bullcrap, including yours.

Darmstadtium: See Hassium, though make sure you don't lose because that would be REALLY embarrassing.

Roentgenium: NO. They will target all your weaknesses and atomize you.

Copernicium: Lolololol sure it'll be easy since they're in dreamworld half the time

Nihonium: You can, but only if you're willing to fight fair. They are always up for an honorable duel but the moment you try to fight dirty they will call you out and cut you down.

Flerovium: Go right ahead if you like, no one will care either way

Moscovium: See Dubnium except they're more ruthless and cold so just fire a parting shot and back off

Livermorium: I actually don't really know what fighting them is like, but it's probably lame

Tennessine: DON'T. They will compose a song about you. A mean song. You will cry.

Oganesson: You totally can, but honestly that might be a bit cruel.

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