#autistic humor

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

I’m almost the last one to understand a joke…

Life in an Autism World

[snakeautistic]

To be honest if I ‘click’ with you and we can actually become friends without there being a weird barrier between us that’s basically a diagnosis for some sort of neurodivergence

[sammysclawsnblud]

Autistic humor is saying "no" when someone asks to pass the salt and then passing it anyway AND THEN PEOPLE THINK YOURE RUDE CUZ THEY DONT KNOW YOURE JOKING

[love-islike-abomb]

[oneweekoneobsession]

me when it’s genetics

[autball]

Ableist stereotypes are bullshit.

Also, we know our neurokin when we see them. 👀😉

[badger-with-a-boa]

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

random autistic guy who's got a big cosmic destiny or some shit but he's too distracted by real life to notice. some magical critter followed him into the grocery store? didn't notice cus he was too busy getting worked up over the noises and how they don't have the exact brand of crumpets he wants. a massive beam of light seeks him out? he wears sunglasses cus he's light sensitive, damn sun too bright again. random events keep happening around him and having greater than average significance? happens to him all the home how should he know its out of the ordinary. his unrelated meltdown ends up saving the world somehow

[thatdepressedturtle]

Anyone else do the thing where

you started watching a youtube video but then it was at a bit of a boring part

(Its just slow and you have adhd, but you also dont want to miss anything)

so then you start to read a fanfic, then get wrapped up in the fanfic and dont want to watch the video anymore.

Then you get board of the fanfic since nothing is happening, so you go to tiktok?

then tiktok get boring so you try to watch the video again?

then you dont know whats going on so its weird?

Then you dont know what to do, because ofc you need something to do instead of studying...

then, uh, you make a post on tumblr about it?

...

couldn't be me.

[stinkykittypet]

The autistic urge to always have proper grammar vs The adhd urge to speak like an absolute buffoon

[starberry-skies]

[Image Description: A meme. Black text on a white background reads: "autistics when one part of their environment is slightly changed without their knowledge and no way to change it back". Surrounding the text is stick figure gore; where stick figures are drawn to be bloody, killing, or overall angry. /End ID]

[snakeautistic]

Guys… I fear I was just metaphorically curb stomped

[amihungryorbored]

If you are autistic PLEASE VOTE

(I'm trying to learn something. research if, you will. pls help me out:)

If you DON'T HAVE ASD PLEASE DO NOT VOTE this is not for you i want to hear autistic voices if you want to see just use the answers option

please please REBLOG to reach more people please and thank you

[seffiepoultercomedy]

Hello Tumblr denizens

I’m Seffie, a London-based stand-up comedian. I’m queer and autistic/ADHD, which is sometimes reflected in my material, but in practice my stuff is also about any old crap I can think of, ranging from having bank details stolen to fighting with pop-up tents. I have an Instagram account under the same name. Here’s a clip from one of my sets