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Today, I learned that I am shorter than most, if not all, newborn giraffes. On average giraffes plop out into the world at 6 feet tall. That's the same height some people lie about being. Would be kind of funny watching them stand next to a baby giraffe.
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It's been awhile since I got a shitty TV picture 🥺

He was on Law and Order lol
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So he measured his height while he was naked and I would like to know why I was not asked to assist with this very important task? Like why not? 🤣
Pedro ‘I’m average height’ Pascal
#pedro pascal#vanity fair#lie detector test#average height#pink sweater#the unbearable weight of massive talent#tuwomt#I’ll measure whatever you need Pedro#I got rulers#I got tape#I got a level
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The more I watch Couriway, the shorter I make him
#☀︎ yappity yap#can't believe i used to image him as anything more than average height#let alone well#average height
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bunny height difference over the years !!
#south park#south park fanart#butters stotch#kenny mccormick#sp bunny#kenny x butters#my art#joining the war against tall butters on the side of tall butters#i will forever spread tall butters propaganda#however i do not know what their exact heights are#just know butters is tall and kenny is below average#when butters gets excited he scoops kenny up and spins him around#but that is a drawing for another day
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In my opinion, Bruce should be above average height or at least average. But since he surrounds himself with demi-gods, aliens, meta humans, etc, he's just dwarfed next to them. Like maybe about 6'1 or 6'2, but that's NOTHING compared to Diana '7'3 feet tall' Prince. Or Clark '6'9' Kent.
All the tabloids claim he has to be at least 5 feet tall because the only photos they can get of him are when he's next to his giant ass friends.
It is also my personal headcannon that all the robins stay shorter than him, except Jason, who should be at least 4 inches taller.
#diana might even need to be taller#bruce wayne#batman#diana prince#wonder woman#clark kent#superman#robin#jason todd#red hood#dc#wonderbat#superbat#dc comics#dc characters#and his bat boots add like an inch or so#short king#to be clear im talking about BATMAN#BATMAN LOOKS SHORT NOT BRUCE!!!#plus the boots add an inch or so!!!!!#i also said ABOVE average height!!#thank you that is all i love hearing your opinions#😊#i edited this#to make it make more sense
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Full respect to mxtx and her apparent tall people kink but as much as I believe it's her right to make every single character a fucking tree, I strongly disagree with jiang cheng's canon height being 185cm. Than man should be 179cm exactly. Just barely shy of 180cm. I think even if you do not grow up with an inferiority complex topping out at this height legally requires you to develop it.
179 cm, incidentally, translates to 5'10.5" if my online sources are to be believed. Which, in a beautiful alliance of cross-measurement system solidarity, is also a perfect height to be deeply insecure about! If someone asks you how tall you are and you answer 5'10.5" you sound desperate. But if you round up to 5'11" you are technically lying about your height and any loose shixiong within ear shot may loudly call you out on it, making you look even more desperate. You can't win. Just like Jiang Cheng.
#mdzs#jiang cheng#everyone else can remain beanpoles just to make things harder for jc#If he was 5'11“ that's 181 cm#which may be cause for height insecurity in the us but is perfectly fine in the rest of the world that uses normal numbers.#179cm gives you insecurity no matter HOW you count#nhs will pat jiang cheng's pack and declare the two of them the short king club and jiang cheng will explode#he is WELL ABOVE AVERAGE!!!#THESE CUTOFFS ARE COMPLETELY ARBITRARY#and no one will listen to him
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heights heights heights
#rain world#rainworld#rw looks to the moon#rw no significant harassment#rw seven red suns#rw five pebbles#rain world fanart#rw iterator#bunny's art#my incredible hot take that suns is slightly below average height#dont let that thing have height they didnt earn that shit
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Shadow Milk going to be so jelly..... Black Forest CAN'T have them!!!!!
#I hc black forest to have an average height since her other form is huge#alli answers#crk x reader#shadow milk cookie x reader#crk x you#shadow milk x reader#black forest cookie x reader#black forest x reader
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my babygirls oh how i love them and their joy
#superior ship btw#their height difference isn’t shown#but just know emf is huge- tall even#evbo is short talk to the wall#(average male height)#evbo is a golden retriever boyfriend#so full of energy and joy and whimsy#emf is wet cat#pathetic wet cat that purrs at the thought of evbo…#yes yes nods nods#anyways#my post#my art#etc#etc etc#pkciv#parkour civilization#parkour civilisation fanart#evbo#emf#evbo’s master friend#evbo fanart#parkour yaoi#emf fanart#mavbo#mavbo fanart
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love love LOVE playing with scale in the Trolls universe
(★ my Kofi)
#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls fanart#trolls brandy#trolls bridget#trolls#there is exactly ONE screenshot that shows bridget and gristle at scale with brandy and I am choosing to ignore it lol#bridget is shorter than average for a bergen anyway I imagine someone like chef would be around vacayer height
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Adoring your art and all the sky loving the stars tidbits! Out of curiosity, who's Skywarp paired with?
Thank you so much!!! <333
SO KJDSFJSD this is a bit of a crackship of mine.. but skywarp is paired with wingsaber.
so some might not know who the fuck he is and i dont blame you. but hes from the transformers cybertron show (unicron trilogy and hes in energon too but this version of him specifically is who i want.) and we originally made a crackship with him and like skywarp in general for funsies.. cause of their similar vibes. so heres a little doodle of what wingsaber's design will most likely is gonna be, my attempt of incorperating him into tfone. i had planned doing more drawings to this post but got impatient so MORE DRAWINGS COMING
so to sum wingsaber up, hes a short loser in the high guard whos function is to be heavy attack flier. he managed to bag THE goth baddie and he doesnt know how he did it. hes the kind of guy that wants a goth girl to yell at him-
ive been kind of nervous to reveal this pairing for the au cause its so out there but i hope you guys may like them... they are very stupid together and i love them.
heres a little taste of how wingsaber is in a nutshell
#TEHE HOPE YOU LIKE HIM <33#ive been very nervous to show him actually#but if you like boyfailures who are over the moon over the baddest baddie then i can offer these two <3#since skywarp is pretty tall and wingsaber being shorter than the average seeker.. the height difference is very fun#maccadam#transformers#transformers one au#transformers one#my art#tf wingsaber#skywarp
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Imagine once the barrier breaks and they're all on the surface, Clover is hit with the fact no, he isn't short, he's actually pretty tall compared to all the humans they meet, his parents are just really really tall </3
One of my favorite tags I've seen left on my older Clover design was "imagine having cowboy swag but also being able to play in the NBA" and I think about it a lot
#undertale yellow#uty#clover uty#lucky clover au#the cowboy hat draws#I see a lot of short/average height older Clover designs and I think that's a wonderful choice too#I just personally think tall string bean is a funny choice for them too#They're just so used to being around Monsters (who I hc can easily grow much taller than humans) that they assumed they were very short#Don't look too closely at the lineart on these okay I goofed it but I am trying to make it a rule to upload more doodles/imperfect art </3#Also for future reference! Clover uses they/them so please use those pronouns in asks!
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ur dad is 6'10?? how tall did u end up


#answers#anon#i can count the things my dad has ever given me on two fingers and his height genetics isn't one of them#to answer: i'm pretty average height! i'd like a couple more inches but god had to keep me humble somehow
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guys look! they're not insanely short compared to the adults anymore!! they're regular teenage size now 😭
#I need more height comparisons#cuz the bartletts are a taller than average family and Bob is shorter than the average Miraculous adult#miraculous ladybug#ml s6 spoilers#sublimation spoilers#ml sublimation
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