#awesome-cookies-and-cream

[pizzapopstimz]

hello! Am I the first to request? anyway I’d love a stim of my favorite character in cookie run, Currant Cream Cookie! She’s so pretty I love that little gothie!

anyway, I hope you have a nice day!

Ask and you shall receive :] here’s a currant cream cookie stimboard for @p3k-n-party ,hope you enjoy !

[angerinc]

Finally got time to catch up with the last updated sooo

here's a low quality doodle of WildBerry and some random rants in the tags

[anonymous-person-in-hellhole]

Bubs’ story will continue... soon <3

“Huh... Usually, grandpapi would be here by now...” Bubs wondered to themself, “I mean, I did see him walking around earlier...”

Everyone pondered on the whereabouts of the Hero currently running late. Clotted Cream seemed stiffer than usual, even if he was still wearing that stuff-eating grin, it was clear he was nervous, especially considering the mediator between the Ancient Heroes wasn’t here yet. Financier stands with bated breath, ready to protect her... just a friend, apparently. Thankfully, that's when Pure Vanilla walks in.

“Apologies for being so late, my friends!” He made his way quickly to the council table, where he sits at one of the sides, and announces, “Let us begin the fourth Council Meeting!”

'Yes... let us. I hope this goes well for you, Clotty...’ 

Pure Vanilla adjusts his hat, it seems he’s only now just worn it today. Whatever he was doing earlier, he wasn’t on hero duty, just walking around.

“Truly, these walls have witnessed a series of difficult, heated discussions over the past few days.” He spoke, “I believe it was a great opportunity to hear each other’s opinions. But as we all know, the pursuit of truth is not an easy path.”

He announces the conversation between him, Dark Cacao, and Hollyberry last night about the proposition given to them by Clotted Cream, as well as what would be more important in this scenario, and finally, that they will respect one another’s final decisions... Bubs was just glad to hear that there wouldn’t be any more in-fighting between their kingdoms.

“If you allow me, I will voice mine.” Pure Vanilla confirms, “First of all, I hereby agree to share my Soul Jam with all of Cookie-kind!”

Gasps emanate from the room. While Bubs can’t blame them, they’re also a bit annoyed, because it seems as though these people don’t understand what kind of Cookie Pure Vanilla is... He was always the most understanding of the Five Ancients... and of course, a cause “for the greater good” would trump his need to protect the Soul Jam. (They would know, they got lectures about the personalities of the Heroes from the Princess...)

“I, too, have thought about it... And now, I’m ready to tell you my decision!” Hollyberry then declared, and a smile on GingerBrave’s face shone brightly, making Bubblegum smile with an eyebrow raised, slightly confused at it.

“I used to think it’d be hard to find a Cookie who’d love the Hollyberry Kingdom more than me. After all, I founded it, my dear friends and family live there. It’s my home that I will protect my life!” Her guards, and somehow, especially Wildberry, despite his usual quiet personality, showed their agreement.

“But! Isn’t it arrogant to think I’m the only one who feels this way?” When she brings this up, the same guards, though a little shocked, also nod. This seems to prompt her next statement, and with a smile, too, “I’m sure many a Hollyberrian will share my feelings! It might be the kingdom at large, but doesn't everyone have something dear to them? Something they want to protect?”

(I would know that feeling well...) They shake that thought from their head. They don’t need to think about that right now...

Hollyberry finally confirmed her stance on the situation, raising her mighty shield high, she announces, “If my Soul Jam is needed for that, let it be! I'm sure, the Soul Jam itself would approve! I've always felt like there was a reflection of me in it...”

“You too, Lady Hollyberry Cookie?” General Crunchy Chip asked, seemingly confused by the sudden change of heart by the Hero with a literal heart shape for her Soul Jam. “And you’re okay with this, Wildberry Cookie?”

Wildberry, with a rare and confident smile on his face, says, “I trust in my Lady's judgment. She has made the right choice.”

Two out of three...

“And our Dark Cacao Kingdom...” King Dark Cacao said, in his usual deep and gruff voice, “Our strength is in our perserverance, for we have always lived in a land so hostile. We are a kingdom between the vicious blizzards coming from the mountains and the sinister shadows of the Licorice Sea. And the strength granted by my Soul Jam...?” He raised his sword behind him, with pride, but also defensively. He went on,

“Without this strength, there would be no Dark Cacao Kingdom, none of its noble warriors. To use this strength to ensure my land’s survival is my responsibility. I would never let go of my sword.”

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Bubs sighs... (I guess Clotty’s plan is finalized... the Crème Republic is gonna have to make-do with two Soul Jam instead of three...) They look over, and it’s obvious Clotty is disappointed... but he can respect the king for choosing not to give the Soul Jam.

“Ah...” Hollyberry sighed, also a bit saddened.

“If it is your choice.” Pure Vanilla said, respecting his friend’s wishes.

“But...” Suddenly, everyone’s eyes went to Dark Cacao... He wasn’t finished...

“Recent events demonstrated that my warriors’ will and spirits burn brighter than ever! Their overwhelming trust in me is... humbling! And that’s when I realized... the Dark Cacao Kingdom would never surrender without a fight, be it with or without my sword!” Everyone who sided with Clotty reacted excitedly, even if in their own ways... Bubs themself, they just sat there, crossing their arms with a proud look on their face.

“However, I cannot allow my sword to end up in the hands of the unjust. The repercussions of it could be most devastating. I have endured many attempts from those who tried to wrestle the sword from my grasp. Their absence is evidence of my resolve. But... Clotted Cream Cookie and his Republic? Can they be trusted?”

Bubs had one thought in mind, which agreed with King Dark Cacao’s words, “In that, I am unsure.”

“Dark Cacao Cookie...” Pure Vanilla looked at him with sparks in his dead eyes.

“But I have also realized that my strength can do so much more than simply guard the Great Wall against my Licorice Sea. Across the sea, lies Dark Enchantress Cookie’s domain. What if the rot of the Darkness has already spread further than we ever thought? No wall can protect the entire world. We must prepare for a battle of much greater scale. If I must share the power of my Soul Jam in order for us to win this battle, my choice will decide the fate of us all.” He once again raises his sword, although, not defensively this time, but to show the aura of the Soul Jam to everyone...

“And as the shadow of war is looming over us, I choose to share the burden of responsibility in changing the world! With a heavy heart... I agree to share my strength!” Cheers emanated from the crowd, and even Clotted Cream looked excited and happy... Even Crunchy Chip praised his noble decision. Although, Bubs could tell he wasn’t done yet...

“On one condition!” (Knew it...)

“The power contained in my Soul Jam must be used for the good of all Cookies! Even a single Cookie’s evil intention will be enough to taint its purity. Know that I make this impossible decision despite being aware of such risk.” Clotted Cream nodded, then said,

“Your reputation of unparalleled wisdom is true...” Clotty says, in awe, “I am humbled and grateful for your agreement to my proposition.”

Ser Madeleine then said, “Worry not, for your Soul Jam will remain safe with the Republic’s Paladins!”

“Rest assured, the Soul Jam will be handled with utmost care and analyzed with state-of-the-art equipment for the betterment of all.” Espresso added, confidently.

“Glad to hear it!” Queen Hollyberry seemed content, then reminded the researcher why the Soul Jam is called as such. It's connected to their very souls...

(I don't know why, but... I could slightly resonate with that...)

“... Which is why I'm making a counter-proposal. My most trusted Cookies will go, too! Wildberry Cookie...” He steps up and kneels, before Hollyberry raises her shield... “Will you journey to the Republic and protect our Soul Jam?”

“Your wish is my command.”

Dark Cacao then looked over at his tens of soldiers and thought of the most probable champion for this mission... “Hm... Captain Crunchy Chip Cookie, I will ask you the same. Will you swear to protect my Soul Jam until your last crumb, just like you protected our kingdom?”

His soldiers cheered for their Captain, and Crunchy Chip proudly proclaimed, "You can trust me, Your Majesty! I swear by my warrior's honor to keep it safe, no matter what!"

Pure Vanilla could only choose two people he could absolutely trust, and one is not here right now, so Bubs was very worried...

“Then I choose you, GingerBrave, as my envoy!”

(Knew it...)

“He has done much to help make this Council happen! On his path, he met a lot of Cookies, talked to them, and, most importantly, listened to what they had to say. GingerBrave may be young, but I believe he can more than represent us in the Republic. GingerBrave, will you assist us once more?”

(That doesn't make him qualified for a mission like this!!! What if something bad happens?! What if the Republic is a trap?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, GRANDPAPI?!) Bubs could feel a heart attack coming.

“Sure thing! I'll be honored!” Bubs looks at him like he's crazy for accepting a mission like this, and stands up to speak, announcing,

“I’ll go with him! I'm his caretaker, and I wouldn’t want to let him get into unknown territory all on his own.”

They feel bad because they promised Crepe that they'll join them immediately in figuring out this Anomaly business... but the safety of GingerBrave is more important right now. They'll just have to break it to Crepe before going...

Clotty thanks the Heroes for their wise decisions. “Without a doubt, it will become the first step to saving the whole Cookie world! I am certain that all those present here comprehend the magnitude of this newfound purpose and responsibility, born right here at this Council.” His eyes travelled the room as he stared at everyone with responsibility and trust... and when his eyes met with Bubs’ own, there was an added flavor of something else in his look... like he was slightly happier.

“I shall do everything in my power to help you carry this great burden, both in our Republic... and in whichever place fate brings us next!” He thanks every one of the Cookies who attended this historic council, and the council meeting finally ends...

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Bubs followed GingerBrave to Pure Vanilla’s chambers, where Pure Vanilla thanked the young Cookie for accepting this mission. As they talk, however, Bubblegum stares at the elder with a face that looks like judgment and anger combined, before Pure Vanilla asks them if they’re alright.

“Oh, I’m fine. Will Brave be, though?” They asked, somewhat bitterly.

“Yes, I know it’s a lot to ask for GingerBrave, but clearly he’s very capable...”

“That doesn’t mean-”

“Bubblegum Cookie, it’s fine.” GingerBrave said, breaking Bubs out of their anger and listening to him. “Please, I can handle myself, and you’ll be there anyway... so, don’t be mad. Please?”

Bubs was still not thrilled about this, but, with a heavy heart, chooses to trust Brave.

“Okay... but make sure you’re safe whenever I’m not with you, okay? I don’t want you getting hurt.” Bubs makes him promise, and he happily obliges, then hugs the older Cookie. They sigh, defeatedly, before hugging back.

“Why are you and your friends the only ones who can cut through my cold exterior?”

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After saying goodbye to Pure Vanilla and letting Brave walk around to give his goodbyes to the rest of the kingdom, Bubs went to visit Crepe to apologize,

“Hey, Crepe.”

“It’s alright.”

“Huh? How did you know already?” Bubs asked, surprised at how fast they answered.

“Uh, I was there at the council and heard you announce you were joining GingerBrave?”

“Oh, right... Well, are you sure?”

“Yeah, nothing against you. As long as you come back here soon, because I need to know what this Anomaly stuff is all about!”

“Will do, smart Cookie...” They waved goodbye, before walking out and... well, they want to talk with Clotted Cream Cookie.

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“Thanks, Financier.” They walk in the room and...

“Oh, Bubblegum Cookie!” Clotted Cream said, surprised to see the purple Cookie, “I was quite excited to hear you would join us on this expedition!”

“Excited? Not surprised?” Bubs prodded him.

“Oh, uh... yes! Because, after all, you are GingerBrave’s guardian for this mission, so... uh... i-if you’re wondering where he is, by the way, he just visited, he said he was going to travel to-” He was stuttering... why is he only like this with me?

“No, actually, I wanted to talk with you.”

“Oh! Uh... about what?”

“About what it’s like in the Republic...”

“Oh... well, I suppose you’d want to know that...” Clotted Cream cleared his throat, and began talking about the culture and beauty of the Crème Republic, and Bubs was all ears.

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Bubs walks over to the White Lily Greenhouse... and feels uneasy... before, they would have gone in there to pray... for the safety of all Cookie-kind... for the success of whatever plans the Heroes would come up with... but now, knowing their kingdom’s patron hero was actually the villain...

It feels like even the scent of White Lilies became a cruel reminder of the truth...

“I hope that you can forgive me for my choosing of him for the mission...”

Bubs looked behind them and saw Pure Vanilla, looking apologetic. They crossed their arms, a little pissed, before asking,

“How long have you known White Lily was...?” They couldn’t even finish it...

“Only when she revealed it to GingerBrave and the others...” Their eyes looked up at him... “GingerBrave and his friends defeated her then, and that’s why I believe in him... he has Cookies like you there to protect him, not because he makes you, not because you’re indebted to him... but because he’s your friend.”

Bubs loses a bit of that anger, before asking him, “How did you feel? About White Lily Cookie being Dark Enchantress, I mean...”

“Well... I felt betrayed... my friend, my partner... she was studying to be a wizard alongside me, and now... I feel confused... sometimes, I wonder if... she ever even thought of me as her equal...” He looked melancholic as he relented this. And Bubs felt pity for the old man...

“We’ll take care of the Soul Jam, and whatever Dark Enchantress plans, we’ll all do what we can to defeat her...”

Pure Vanilla thanked the Cookie for their bravery.

“And just so you know... I’ll only hate you if GingerBrave gets hurt, but I’ll hate me first, for not protecting him...” They walk out, their bag in hand.

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They walked out to the garden, and there are the two representatives of the two other kingdoms, the Royal Guard of the Hollyberry Kingdom, Wildberry, and the Captain of the Guard of the Dark Cacao Kingdom, Crunchy Chip, packing their bags and talking to one another, although, Crunchy Chip seemed to have a hard time closing his luggage.

“Hi, captain. Need a hand?” Bubs asked meekly, to which Crunchy Chip tried to say that it wasn’t needed, clearly lying by how difficult it was to close it.

“Okay, let me help. You see, the clothes should be organized more neatly, and in a certain order or in groups, rather than just placing them inside without a thought.” The clothes were nicely folded, so that wasn’t really the issue, it was just the order of clothings and how to neatly organize them in the bag. They closed the bag, and it closed easily.

“Oh... thanks. You’re that Bubblegum Cookie who’s an ex-knight, right?”

“Yes, captain.” Bubs answered politely. Wildberry then said,

“It is more wise to have a helping hand than to pretend you can do it all.”

“Hey, are you mocking me?!” Crunchy Chip suddenly yelled at the bigger and taller Cookie, before said Cookie answered, “No, not at all, Crunchy Chip Cookie. I’m merely saying that although it is best to believe in your abilities, there will always be tasks that you will need others for, and that is not taking away from your value or independence.”

Bubs agrees with the usually quiet Wildberry, and so does Crunchy Chip, who says that, “You couldn’t have just phrased it like that sooner?” The trio have a laugh, before Wildberry then says,

“Back to the topic at hand, we must stay vigilant. We have not only the Soul Jam to protect, but also the Republicans to keep an eye on.”

Bubs nods, and says, “While I can certainly trust the Consul Clotted Cream Cookie, I can’t say the same about the Republic itself...”

“So that’s why you’re both going so heavily armed! Haha, not bad! I’m ready. Let’s go.”

“Will you be taking your... beast with you to the airship?” Wildberry asks the important question, to which Crunchy Chip proudly corrects him.

“Beast?! That’s my brother-in-arms you’re talking about! We’ve been together all my life, and we go together!”

As Bubs gets distracted by the giant Cream Wolf in front of them and starts cooing at it, they can hear in the background Wildberry apologizing and Crunchy Chip being surprised by the gesture, before they suggest going now.

“Oh, I still have one more Cookie to say goodbye to, gotta go. See you three on the ship!” They wave goodbye, before running to the Inn.

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“And that’s why I have all of these things...” GingerBrave said behind the mountain of items the employees of the Inn gave him.

“Is that so? Thanks, you guys, good luck!” Bubs said their thanks to the staff, before taking some stuff off from him so that he can walk without anything falling.

“So, Black Raisin isn’t there? Where could she be...?” Bubs was worried, but didn’t mind the absence of the rai-sen-haired lady. Although, something about her being missing from the inn gave her a strange feeling.

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As the citizens and the Heroes began saying goodbye to everyone, Bubs was already inside, waiting for GingerBrave and Clotted Cream to walk in as they say goodbye to the Heroes, whom already had given their Soul Jam and had it hidden it in the ship somewhere. As they enter, Clotted Cream thanks the representatives of the kingdoms for being here once again, and tells all of them to freely explore as much as they like.

The airship goes up, and higher, and higher, until it’s above the clouds... Bubs feels uneasy as they look down... they can hear the chatter of the other Cookies, especially of Espresso Cookie also being queasy and worried, both about being so high up and the possible developments when they arrive.

“Financier Cookie, command full speed ahead.”

“Yes, Consul...”

(Oh, baby dough on a plate, please don’t be too fast for...) Bubs almost felt like puking as the shift in speed happened.

Bubs looks to Clotted Cream, who seemed deep in thought before noticing them and asks him, “So... how long are we going to be venturing?”

“If we’re not to be disturbed during this travel... about two weeks, give or take?”

Bubs lied their head on the short wall’s surface, before Clotty went,

“Woah, okay... if you want to rest, I’ll bring you to your chambers...”

“That would be most appreciated, thank you.”

They heard snickering from Brave, before he acted innocent again... (That little boy better be glad I’m getting motion sick right now...)

“Alright then, and don’t be afraid to ask me or Financier for anything, we’re making sure you feel comfortable while travelling...” As they walked off, GingerBrave was already teasing them behind their backs... I hope this kid realizes being motion-sick doesn’t mean I can’t hear him...

[ampleappleamble]

Me: aw man i don't wanna be induced at week 38, that seems too soon! ...maybe if i'm lucky i can make it to week 39–

My doctors, today: good news! because of Reasons, you'll have to be induced at week 37

Me:

[awesome-recipes101]

Chocolate Mousse No-Bake Bars

 Makes about 20 bars

This recipe makes bars that are very easy to eat.  The best part is you don’t bake these bars and heat up your house!

Ingredients

Crust:

1 9-ounce package of chocolate wafer cookies

10 tablespoons of unsalted butter, melted

1 tablespoon sugar

Filling

1-pound mini semi-sweet chocolate chips

3 cups cold heavy whipping cream

1 tablespoon vanilla extract

Directions

Place parchment paper on a 9” x 13” baking pan letting some paper hang over the edges on 2 sides.

Put the chocolate cookies in a food processor and crush them into crumbs.  Place them into a medium mixing bowl and add the melted butter and sugar.  Mix well.  Transfer the mixture into the prepared pan and evenly press the crumbs down until the crust is formed on the bottom of the pan.  Place in the freezer for about 2 hours.

In a microwave safe bowl add the mini chocolate chips and 1 cup of the heavy cream.  Microwave for 1 minute.  Mix well.  You might want to use a spatula.   Keep microwaving at 30 second intervals and stir. This should only take about 2 minutes. Once the chocolate chips are melted add the vanilla extract.  Set aside.

In the bowl of a stand mixer whip the remaining 2 cups of the cream.  Whip the cream until stiff peaks form.  Fold in the chocolate mixture and combine.  Pour the mixture over the frozen crust making sure that the chocolate mixture is spread evenly.  Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 2 hours or even overnight.

To serve run a knife along the pan where there is no paper and grabbing ahold of the paper move to a cutting board.  Cut into bars and serve and add more whipped cream if desired.

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

MY DUMB ASS OUT HERE GETTING COFFEE AGAIN BECAUSE IT SOUNDS GOOD EVEN THOUGH I DON'T LIKE COFFEE

[sodathedonut]

If you are ever at a restaurant or place with free ice cream here is my advice in story form:

So I went to a place called Jason’s Deli and they have free ice cream.

They also have free drink refills.

you see where this is going?

Anyways my dad ordered his food and he got a soda cup, after he drank it all he went to the machine to refill the cup with coke.

He then went to the ice cream machine and poured himself some vanilla ice cream.

in the same cup.

wait, he did the ice cream first and then the coke.

Anyways free coke float. That is hack #1

Last time I went there with my whole family.

my grandpa got a water cup and didn’t put much water in it.

after he finished eating and his water had been drunk.

He walked over to the ice cream machine and got ice cream.

He filled the cup over halfway.

And he even put chocolate syrup on it.

when he came back our whole table just stared at him.

Like, this discovery is monumental.

Whenever I have the chance to go again but with my friends.

I will once again bring chaos by food.

[deadghosy]

WHERE PENGUIN! READER WILL LIVE IN:

Pt5 of Penguin! Reader x Hazbin Hotel

Prompt: The aftermath of the court is where you decided where to live

Note: this will be the final part of the series lol. Sorry if the sections are short, I tried to make it long with the bullet points just being some. 💗

“The court has spoken. The rightful place the reader belongs in, is……” sera say opening her mouth to announce the news.

HELL

Lucifer is fucking happy that sera said that would go with them. Charlie has tears dropping out her eyes as she finally is relived to have you by her side and kingdom. Adam was pissed as he thrown papers on the ground. Lute is screaming mentally as her heart breaks.

Back in hell, every one does a celebration party. You get a bandanna with your name, the scarf wrapped around your neck has the name of Y/N Morningstaryou are officially in the family. Welcome to hell.

Literally you get all the food you love in a week of celebrating before they monitor what you eat 💗

Charlie is such an older sister vibe as she shows you the ropes of being royalty as she gives you an allowance. Which you totally didn’t spend in cookies and cakes. But matter of most is that she even shows you how to run the hotel while you just quack at things from afar. Overall her protective rate is 5/10.

Lucifer may be happy and relived that you can be in hell with him. But he is still worried about your safety in hell as he watches you closely and even has razzle and dazzle to look after you. It’s cute and all for you. But for others, they can tell this man baby’s you so much to the point he even gets you to bed like one. Overall his protective level is 100/10

Vaggie loves teaching you how to use her spear in case the exterminators try to kidnap you. She is always the one who watches you on the playground to make sure you are okay. Her protective rate is 9/10

Husk is the damn grumpy drunk uncle who only has a soft spot for you as you aren’t annoying and is pure. Literally you aren’t a bad kid as you just help clean glasses. PST, he actually bought plastic looking glasses so you won’t cut yourself on accident. Plus he appreciates that you want to help him. It’s just you are so small and he is bigger than you. Overall his protective level is 7.5/10

Angel is like that older brother who knows how to hide bruises. And of course we know why…but like past that imagine you bruised your whole ass knee and you didn’t want anyone to worry for you so you went to angel. He chuckled and took care of it. You are such a cutie that he kisses your head and sends you off. Overall his protective level is 7/10

Alastor loves teaching you about his radio station. He even takes you as a co-host and a regular guest as he makes you quack out a song. 💗 some awesome uncle and nephew/niece moments as he also makes you tea if you can’t sleep. His protective rate is 8.5/10

And the rest of hell, they love you equally as somewhat you bring hope in hell to have them redeemed as they visit the hotel to see you and meet you. Hell, the other deadly sins met you and were in awe at how cute you were. Beelzebub was immediately starstruck as she feeds you some of the best food in hell.

So in the end, you love being in the royal family of the Morningstars. It’s peaceful in the hotel with you around as Angel can now get a lot of days off💗

HEAVEN

Adam is immediately flipping off the two demon royals as he lifts you up in his arms. “SUCK IT BITCHES AHAH!” Adam yells pulling you close to his pudgy body as lute is flipping them off from behind the first man as the two demon royals are sent back in hell.

After exiting court, you are met with getting ice cream with the two angels who were fighting with the demon royals verbally. Adam got you [favorite flavor] ice cream as lute just smiles smugly happy to have you here with them.

Adam has gotten use to you not leaving him like how his other ex-wives did. He won’t admit he feels insecure about you leaving him. But with you now being property of heaven and you living with him personally. He feels like he might actually have a loved one with him. It’s not like romantic since you take form of a gah damn actually penguin. It’s more of a platonically close friendship. He finds you alluring at how sweet you are to others. Even if Adam isn’t. Overall his protective meter is 9.5/10

Lute is still the same ol lute everyone knows. It’s just that she watches you from afar. Keeps tabs on you and where you go. Its like if she’s your personal bodyguard. She always love bombs you in a manipulative way. She just wants you to depend on her. I mean hell, she’s literally crazy at how pure of gold you are in heaven. Her protectiveness level is…200/10😨

Sera is a busy woman, but she keeps tabs on you too. Even sending a angelic guard to make sue you are mentally okay and not unstable of taking you away of your so called “home” down there. But she cares for you endlessly in a mother figure way. her protective meter is 5.5/10

Emily is happy regardless if you went it heaven or hell. This girl literally take you shopping with her as she get you a cute sailor like outfit for your delivery job. She even makes you your own damn basket to give cookies to your regulars with their mail. Overall, this sweet girl’s protective meter 4/10

St. Peter sends you cookies on weekends as it’s the days that you aren’t working as the adorable penguin delivery boy. 💗 St. Peter checks up on you as well as you are just staying home and he comes by just to see if you are liking to live in heaven for years now.

You live with Adam as he and you have some kind of relationship were he wants to look after you. Literally it’s oddly sweet this man has a change of heart kind of. He literally will try to cook only for you to burn out the fire in the kitchen. He’s ordering gah damn take out.

See, me personally you’re still getting stalked a bit from yandere! Lute as she smile smugly seeing you in heaven everyday and replaying the son of bitches face when you got to stay in heaven with them.

The amount of times angels in heaven have gifted you lots of grift baskets for the custody of heaven. It’s crazy as it’s whole bunch of fans just celebrating you staying 💗 it’s sweet but crazy.

Overall you still got your job as a paper delivery person and you get watched 24/7 every day. From afar….😨 but all you know is that you are safe in heaven still missing the people below them.

BOTH

Heaven and hell is shocked, what I mean by that is Lucifer and Adam being shocked. Adam is immediately yelling out profanities at how this is “complete bullshit”. Emily and Charlie did a mutual nod to each other not hating or liking this idea as it seems clear and fair to share you 50/50 like divorce parents.

After court, it was time to hang out with hell only to go heaven for the next day. 😭 honestly, you could stay in hell for a week and go to heaven for another whole week☝🏾😕

Adam gets so salty seeing Lucifer pick you up and take you through the portal to hell. Lute just scowls walking away. Meanwhile Lucifer is still salty as well to share you, he has to be mature as Charlie was just excited to have you the whole week.

HONESTLY IF ITS VALENTINE’S DAY, YOU GET SO MUCH CHOCOLATE AND TEDDY BEARS FROM HEAVEN AND HELL. OMG IMAGINE YOUR BIRTHDAY 😱😨LEGIT A WHOLE CARTOON ASS BIRTHDAY-

You still sleep in Lucifer’s bed when you stay in hell, but there is still a spare room for you. And for heaven you sleep directly in the same room as Adam as he snores holding your chubby and round fluffy body.

Thanks to @gineazu for the idea of this schedule of them sharing reader.

Hell has reader on mondays Wednesday's Friday's and sundays. As heaven has them on tuesdays thursdays and Saturdays like a true ass divorce. But just like I said you could also spend a whole week in hell and another whole week in heaven. And it could repeat.

LMAO JUST IMAGINE THE AWKWARDNESS WITH ADAM HAVING SUNGLASSES WAITING FOR YOU AS LUCIFER IS TEACHING YOU HOW TO CALL HIM IN CASE ADAM TRIES TO “abuse” you 😭😭

You’re literally eating nuggets in the hotel’s lobby until a busted down wall happens as a golden light shines. “Kid, pack ya shit. The shit lord didn’t bring you to me on time.” Says Adam with sunglasses and chewing bubble gum. Lucifer came from the kitchen having lemonade for you only to drop it seeing Adam. “What are YOU doing here!” He exclaims seeing the first man. Adam smirks, “I’m here to collect the bird brain. Duh?” “It’s literally only been 2 days?!” Lucifer retorts.

Yeahh…at first Adam had a problem being clingy towards you and wanting to stay in the blue skies with him.

Honestly it’s funny how Lucifer is the mom who wants to scam the father to make it seem he is abusive as Adam is just a guy trying to be the fun dad. It’s literally tug of war for your affection for crying out loud- 😭

“HAVE YOU SEEN SMILEY?” Is basically the song to describe your relationship between the two places of heaven and hell. It’s so painfully tooth aching and wholesome.

It’s nice spending time with your people in hell and heaven. Like literally it’s cool how you still got your delivery job in hell and heaven at most. Overall you are just happy seeing both of your so proclaimed friends and family. ‼️💗❤️🦆

A/N: I did this because I couldn’t choose lol 💗 hope you guys like this as everyone gets their own happy ending

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[jarofstyles]

Buttercream

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The smell kept him coming back.

In his life, Harry had been to a quite a few bakeries. He could be considered an expert on fudge brownies, a specialist on cupcakes and the swirls of icing, a connoisseur of croissants. He treated himself a bit too often, if his mother had anything to say with it. His sweet tooth had always been prevalent in his life.

The new bakery down the road from his job, though? That had made him a true problem.

Every day before work, he stopped. Suit and all, pulling into the parking lot and nearly drooling the moment he got out. His feet carried him towards the door and the smell hit him immediately. Sweet buttercream, frothy vanilla, spiced cinnamon, and… something else. That something else that had him nearly vibrating, and now on a mission to have the whole menu to figure out just what the hell that scent was.

It was intoxicating. Mesmerizing. If Harry didn’t have work, he would spend hours just sitting here to smell it. It had a weird hold on him, and he didn’t quite know how to ask if it was an air freshener. That was unlikely for anywhere but restrooms anyways considering how offensive it could be for the noses of alpha’s and omegas alike. A bad scented one could send them into moods. Or even sickness. The sense of smell was very important.

“Mr.Styles.” The teen manning the cash register saluted him. He came in every day and was known to the cashiers, so he had ruled out it being one of them. Thank god. They were either young enough to not have a scent or too old for it to be possible. “What will it be today? Y/N’s been whipping up a storm for the holidays. New recipes. We’ve got a peppermint bark brownie that would go well with the peppermint mocha you like.” She chirped, watching as he scanned the cases.

Harry was a little intimidating but he was exceptionally charming. He smiled, he conversed, he tipped well, but he always seemed to be looking around. Trying to find something that no one could really place. The bakery was empty besides a mum and her friend with their kids, munching on treats and coffee as they watched the traffic go by. It wasn’t them. Harry’s ears did perk up when he heard an unfamiliar name.

“Y/N?” He asked, tilting his head as his attention went back to the cashier. “Who’s that? The owner?” Harry had never met the owner. For some reason, every time he came in the morning she had stepped out for her own break. It didn’t bother him so long as his compliments to the baker got passed along, but hearing her name stirred something in his chest.

“Yep.” She popped the p in her word. “She’s awesome. She started this all on her own after she went viral on the internet. She got the funds from online orders. You see the custom cakes and stuff but she does awesome experimental flavors. She doesn’t care if they’re hits or misses and let’s us go home with leftovers.” There was obvious pride to be working for someone like Y/N. It peaked his interest.

“Oh?” He asked, leaning his body against the counter. “That’s incredible. I’d be very happy to taste some of the new things.” He flashed a smile, tapping his card against the wood of the counter. “What would you think Y/N would suggest?” And why did saying her name make him feel silky and hot? Like it was meant to live on his lips? They tingled as the word left his mouth, making him shift his stance slightly. His skin was buzzing slightly as he heard someone else come from the back.

“She would suggest the peppermint bark brownies, the s’mores donut, the lemon cream cookie and the chili chocolate cupcake. Spice and sweet work surprisingly well together.” The airy voice went to his bones.

Harry could smell it fully now. The scent that laced the bakery was now engulfing him. Filling the space, making him inhale it with each breath. His hand tightened on the card, curling into a fist at his side as he caught a glimpse of her. She had been the source. It wasn’t a baked good or a cashier, but it was the baker herself that was making him addicted to the sweets laced with her scent.

He was silent as he observed her, a smile quirked on her lips. Slightly glossy and deliciously plump as she greeted the cashier with a simple hey and asking her to go to the back to grab the other new tray of cinnamon buns. Sliding them on to the rack, she used her hip to gently nudge the counter open and grabbed one for Harry.

“Here. On the house.” She slid the bag over to him with her soft simper, hands tapping on the wood.

She was marvelous.

Harry was speechless. Something he never usually was- the alpha could talk to a brick wall if he needed to- but this sweet little omega has been slowly hypnotizing him with her scent over the course of a month and now he was finally seeing her. He loved delayed gratification, a fan of edging, but this? He wished he had seen her far earlier.

“Hi.” He peeped. His face looked like he saw a ghost. The woman in front of him was like a mirage- and he wasn’t trying to be dramatic. He swore she was familiar to him in some way. Some how. She was all omega in the ways that called to him. The curve of her face and her soft voice… he could have started purring if he didn’t have some semblance of self control in his body.

“Hi.” She returned the greeting with a soft chuckle that heated his chest. “I hope you like the suggestions. I recognized your voice. You’ve been in here every morning we’re open and I figured it was about time to meet the loyal customer.” She chirped, brushing the stray hair that had fallen from her ponytail behind her ears. The adorably disheveled look added to her appeal.

A candy apple red apron was dusted with various baking material, tied around her waist snug. It showed the curve of her waist went deeper than what he could tell under her sweatshirt that appeared to have the bakery name printed on it. A swipe of flour was decorating her forehead, like she had wiped hair from her face and simply forgot about flour coated hands. Little details he was memorizing to think about later.

“I love the smell.” He blurted out. Immediately, he winced. That hadn’t been what he had meant to say, at least how he had meant to say it. Heat crept up further under his cheeks as he opened and closed his mouth, watching her giggle a bit as he tried to find his bearings.

“Fucking hell- I meant to say, I love your bakery. It smelled amazing when I went past it so I decided to stop in a few weeks ago and now it’s become a part of my daily routine. I bring in pastries for the office.”

“Aren’t you a star coworker.” She cooed, turning from him with a wink as she grabbed one of the red boxes and began to construct it. “They must love you at the office. I have on good authority that the one that brings the snacks, gets the pats on the back. Especially hand made, beautifully crafted baked goods.” She teased, opening up the case and beginning to place some sweets into it.

“I’d hope they like me. I’m their boss.” He laughed quietly, scratching the back of his neck. Never has he felt more like a schoolboy talking to a playground crush. He was head to toe in a suit good enough to meet his best clients, and a girl with flour on her face was sending him to his knees. Each time she moved, a gentle waft of her scent was given his direction and made that ever loved self control hang by a thread.

“Ooooo. Bossman.” She grinned, wiggling her brow as she placed another iced brownie with crushed peppermint bark sprinkled on top into the box. “Should have guessed. Love the suit, by the way. You look very handsome.”

That little compliment made his day. The pretty omega with the prettier smile and mouthwatering scent thought he looked handsome. That would be lingering in his brain all day. How she thought he was handsome. The casual compliments.

“Thank you.” He preened. “We do interior and exterior design for businesses. Up and coming places and remodels. So if you ever need a guy- I’m here.” He placed his hands in his pockets and lifted up on his toes rocking back and forth.

“Oooo. Is it that bad in here? Do I need a renovation?” She sucked her teeth, tilting her head. It had him freezing, mouth falling open to grovel. He hadn’t meant to offend her at all, hadn’t tried to insinuate it needed a remodel.

“Shit- no, I’m sorry. It’s very cute in here, I didn’t mean to insinuate it needed any help. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how it would sound-“

“Cool it, bossman.” She cooed, laughing at how he had nearly fallen over himself. “I’m just messing with you. The place does need some exterior work, actually. I hadn’t had the budget when we first started, nor the time. But I didn’t take any offense to it. You’ve got to market yourself. Don’t worry.” Her reassurance made him melt into relief, leaning into the counter. This whole encounter had him feeling a bit on edge in the weirdest way. He wanted to snuggle this woman, yet he was almost afraid of her. An omega. He was afraid of an omega.

Anyone else would laugh at him, perhaps, but he felt the nervousness creeping in his bones. He wanted her to like him. He wanted her to think he was cool and want to know him better. Y/N, Y/N, Y/N. She had unarmed his normal charm and made him feel like a nervous bundle of sweat and it was exhilarating.

“I’ll take a card, though.” She placed her hand out flat. “If you’ve got one. I’m gonna check out your website.”

Harry fished one out of his wallet, thankful he kept them on hand. It had his office number, and part of him wanted to offer his personal cell but he knew that would be a bit weird. Especially if she wanted to use his services. He almost hoped she didn’t- asking a client on a date wasn’t good for the image, was it? He wasn’t sure.

“If you’ve got any questions you can reach out on the email there, it’s a direct line to me- or uh, I come in every day so.” He shrugged. “Around this time. You’ve got very good coffee too. It’s been a while since I’ve had a good hazelnut. People put a lot of syrups and things… but your shop does it the best.”

“Thank you.” She seemed chuffed with his praise. “I taste test everything with the crew here. You’ll be in for a treat. If you’re coming in every morning, do you think you’d want to be a bit of a guinea pig for me?” She slid the box across the counter. “I’ve been experimenting like my lovely employee was saying. But I’d love a real customers opinion. Even if it’s bad. I want to know what the consumer likes.”

Harry was shocked. Y/N was kind of treating him like a friend, like she valued his exact opinion. He couldn’t deny he felt exceptionally special. Having not only the owner of the bakery but an omega he had some sort of crush on suddenly want to sample the new things she sells and get his opinion on it.

“Oh- uh. Alright. Of course! I can do that.” He grinned shyly, handing his card over for her to pay for the things she had put into the box. “I come in every morning during the week so… you can just let me know what’s new to taste.” There was a giddiness in his stomach. An excuse to talk to her every day. Or at least a few times a week. He’s never really reacted this way to an omega before, the scent craving, the shyness he suddenly felt, all of it was so new to him and he was unsure how to navigate it but he didn’t want to stop. He only wanted more.

“Perfect. What is your name, by the way?” The card was handed back to him and there was slight disappointment their fingers didn’t brush, but Harry took today was a victory.

“Harry. Harry Styles. It’s lovely to meet you.”

“Y/N. I’m glad to meet you too. I hope to see more of you soon.”

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Wally meeting Dick's brothers.

Jason

Dick enters the Teen Titans Tower's game room with a boy a few inches shorter than him, wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.

Dick: Kid Flasheroo!!! I'd like you to meet Little Wing, my brother, Jason.

Wally: OH MY GOSH, DICK!!!!! *drops the game console* YOU HAVE A BROTHER? AND YOU CALL HIM LITTLE WING????? That's so adorable!! That makes you Big Wing then?

Dick proudly smiles and brings Jason closer to him.

Wally: Aww. Hi, young man. I'm Wally, Dick's best friend. *he offers his hand and young Jason takes it*

Jason: Hi, Wally. *young Jason smiles brightly and Dick and Wally coo at him* Dick said you have a cool power. What is it?

Wally:*shows his powers by quickly (that doesn't even describe it) buying some pizzas* I got two kinds of pizzas cus I didn't know what you wanted, Little Wing.

Jason: *repeatedly blinks* WOAAAH. Sweet! Thank you, Wally.

Dick: Hey.... *playfully nudges Wally* I get to call him Little Wing. Hmmpf. *he points at his chest* Only. Me.

Wally: *salutes* Aye, aye, Captain. Of course, Robin-O. Your wish is my command. I need my spot in Teen Titans.

Dick: *rolls his eyes, smiling* I don't know what I'm gonna do without you in the group.

Dick and Wally don't even realize that Jason has started eating the pizzas.

Wally: WOAH. The kid is fast.

Dick: Watch out, Kid Flash. Little Wing is after your job.

after the three boys enjoy their pizzas, Wally cradles Dick on his arms while Dick cradles young Jason on his as they speed to the store to get some ice cream. and they go back to the Tower to play some games and read some books.

Tim

Wally: Genuis, hey! I know you're a genuis and all, but all you have to do is call me so I can let you in. *munches on some chips as he lays on the couch of his apartment* Don't do that Batman shit on me.

Dick: Guess what? I'm not the genuis one anymore. *smiling widely*

Wally: What you talking about? *about to stand up to get another bag of chips in the kitchen*

Dick: Presenting... *somersaults for dramatic effect* Tim, my brother.

A young boy with similar features with Dick and Jason, dark hair and blue eyes, enters the apartment.

Dick: Mostly known as Baby Bird. He figured out the code of your apartment and I didn't even tell him. How awesome, huh?

Wally is already beside Tim in less than a second.

Tim: Hi, Wally. *young Tim waves shyly* I know you. You're... *whispering* Kid Flash.

Dick: He figured mine and B's identities. Figured he knows yours too. *proudly says as he gently pats the top of Tim's hair*

Wally: MEGA AWESOME!!!! *he shakes Tim's hand* You're the new Genuis, huh. Can you tell me more secrets? Like what's Dick's favorite... No, wait. Second, no.. Hmmm. Sixth? *he counts with his fingers* Twelfth favorite place to visit? I've been trying to figure it out so I can take him there this year.

Tim: *looks at Dick* Hmm. I'm sure I'll figure it out with a few clues.

Wally: That's my man!! *he offers a high five and Tim tiptoes to hit Wally's palm*

Dick: *laughs* Hey, I'm right here.

they sit on Wally's couch as they enjoy some documentaries cus of course, Tim suggests it. Dick and Wally go along for the ride. Wally pleads for Dick to give a clue on his 12th favorite place in the entire world to visit.

Damian

Wally: Your cookies are still the very best I've had, Alfred. *says in between as he drowns his mouth for more cookies*

Alfred: *smiles as he cleans the kitchen at the Manor* Thank you, Mister West.

Ahem.

Damian: Excuse me. Aren't you supposed to be the new Flash?

Wally: OH MY GOSH!!! *he nearly jumps back from his seat and looks down at the small figure of a boy with a cat on his arms* Hi, little man. Yes, I am. I'm Wally. You are?

Damian: Tt. I thought you'd be able to quickly notice my approach. But when the stomach has a goal, you don't really pay much attention to your surroundings.

Wally: *opens his mouth and looks down at his stomach* Well, I'm always hungry.

Alfred: *warns from the kitchen* Master Damian.

Wally: Wait.. Damian?.... Aren't you Bruce's kid-

Dick: Dami! DAMI! *enters the kitchen and blinks at Wally then at Damian and then vice versa again* There you are, Dami. *approaches the two* Hey, Wally. Sorry to keep you waiting.

Wally: Hey, don't sweat on it, Dick. I can wait. Besides, I'm all comfortable here. *shoves another cookie on his mouth which earns a smile from Dick and a look of disgust from Damian*

Dick: Looks like you two have met already. Wally, this is Damian, my littlest brother. Dami, this is Wally, the Flash -

Damian: I know who he is. And don't use the word little on me, Grayson. *Dick and Wally watches Damian as he puts down the cat and grabs two cookies for himself* It's nice to meet you, West.

Wally: *looks at Damian's tiny hand and he thinks how much he wants to pinch his cheeks* Nice to meet you, Damian.

After Wally thanks Alfred for the cookies and pinches Damian's cheek gently, which earns a tt from the boy, he walks with Dick to his car parked outside of the Manor.

Wally: He has a few of Bruce's features. He's so cute!

Dick: Well, I'm lucky to have the cutest brothers.

Meanwhile in the kitchen.

Damian: Does Father know?

Alfred: About what, Master Damian?

Damian: About Grayson and West.

Alfred: He's a detective. I'm sure he knows.

Damian: I doubt it. *eats another cookie*

[newtkive]

sweet tooth | luca drabble

just thinking about luca w a partner who has a crazy sweet tooth (like i do) and you never asking for a sweet treat but mentioning it nonchalantly but still not expecting luca to make you something.

first of all, your nickname would probably be sweet tooth or smth similar, let’s be so real. it would start by luca calling you that affectionately, but then it catches on w friends and family and you’re just dubbed sweet tooth.

in general, if you saw some type of dessert on a commercial or a tiktok that had you going ‘oohhh’ luca would scrunch his brows and almost seem jealous. “they used meringue, they should’ve used icing sugar.” he’d scoff judgingly and just see it as a challenge. after he would deem it doable, he’d store the information in his brain and literally make it better at work the next day.

just say the word and he will make it. telling your friends on the phone that macaroons sound good? cool, he wants to practice his piping technique with the biscuits anyways.

a japanese fruit sando? awesome he can make the sweet bread so fast, and the cream is no big deal. in fact he can just whip it up for lunch.

want a hersheys bar? first, that chocolate is trash don’t ever mention it to a european, especially your european chef boyfriend. second, he’ll make you the best stack of milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and cookies n’ cream bar you’ve ever had (the cookies n cream one is so good, and you’d always say that and it would piss him off). anything to get hershey’s out of your brain.

you see those viral crunchy chocolate and pistachio filled croissants in new york on your phone and groan abt them? he can research the recipe and workshop it for a day or two in the restaurant kitchen, find a cute take out box to present it to you with to give you that full experience you’d get from the real bakery—you just gotta wait. even if it’s a couple days later, it’ll be waiting for you on the table, or pulled out from behind luca’s back as he walks through the door.

to be more specific, maybe at midnight when he doesn’t have work the next day, you guys are up watching a movie or just having pillow talk. saying smth nonchalant abt your cravings like “cookies sound so good right now luca.. don’t they?” your cheek is smushed against his bicep (which you’d much rather eat) so your voice is all cute and mumbled making his heart race.

“mhm.” he’d say. he’s got a lazy smile n a deep chuckle, voice laden w sleep since you’re the night owl and he’s just staying up to spend time with you. “you wan’ me to make some right now? that what you’re saying?” he’s clearly amused, knowing that you don’t expect him to but teasing you nonetheless.

“nono, it’s too late. you’re not allowed to leave anyways.” you would mumble again, arms tightening around his own in a hug. humming happily, a kiss from the chef would land on your head and you kinda forget about the dessert you want but luca doesn’t because he’s a chef and his literal profession is making desserts so why wouldn’t he?? when you want something he can easily make?? like his love language is giving, especially if it’s baking something for someone he loves.

the next day you’d still be asleep and wake up to the smell of cookies. savory was your forte in the morning most times but who could say no to starting their day with a yummy sweet when it’s presented to them, right?

it would take you a second to realize that 1. luca wasn’t wrapped around you like usual, etching a frown into your face, and 2. luca had to be the one making cookies. and he made the best cookies. you’d waste no time in grinning and hopping up to drag yourself to the kitchen. even more of the smell would welcome you, transporting you into some kind of dreamland—and if you really were dreaming you’d be so pissed bc the cookies being pulled out of the oven by your blond messy haired boyfriend look so fucking good right now (aside from the aforementioned boyfriend who is just as, if not more scrumptious than the cookies with only his flannel pants on).

arms would wrap around his waist from behind and luca would laugh muttering “hot pan” but you don’t give a fuck because you want him and those cookies now. if anything your arms tighten and you rub at his stomach sweetly from behind, a sign of affection.

“you made me cookies!” the grin would be so evident in your voice and so infectious that luca beams as he transfers the said cookies onto a pretty dish.

“and who said they were for you?” the tease is obvious and earns an eye roll. you don’t fall for it and he doesn’t expect you to, but you gently nip at his shoulder nonetheless. a dramatic ‘ow!’ comes from the tall man, laced with laughter. you snicker evilly, standing on tip toes to rest your chin on the same shoulder (no matter your height you still gotta do tiptoes bc that man is tall).

soon enough he’d plate the perfect chocolate chip cookies with a dash of sea salt that you spotted, and turn around. it would be your turn to be wrapped in a hug by strong arms, even lifted up a little just to hear your laugh. luca also likes to hear how surprised you get that he can lift you, even though to him you’re weightless.

it wouldn’t be long until you’re begging for a cookie even if he sets you on the counter, stern look as he assures you they’re still cooling off. like hellooo?? who cares?? but he distracts you with soft kisses on your cheeks, leading down to your lips until he pulls away and leaves you wanting more. the mumble from him that, “the cookies are probably cool enough now” has you forgetting your desire for him and replacing it with the golden saucers just waiting for you to demolish them.

hands on his shoulder, you’d firmly push him to the side and hop off the counter. the roll of luca’s eyes would be affectionate and endeared, since you were this excited for his cooking. you were his best customer after all.

your feet would have a mind of their own, floating towards the cookies like a cartoon man levitating towards a pie, lured by the aroma. you start ravaging like a hungry creature. one turns into three as you face your boyfriend, moaning with closed eyes at almost every bite inbetween telling him about what you two did in your dream (he baked you brownies laced with a golden syrup in your dream so you accredit your subconscious to manifesting this).

he would just stand there with a grin, hands on the edge of the sink behind him while leaning on it. usually dreams would be so boring to talk about, but luca swore he could stand there for an eternity just watching you eat his creations and talk about any dream you wanted to share with him.

of course, those cookies would be gone in two days. and in place would be brownies drizzled in a golden syrup that luca took home from work. the surprise would earn him a watery eyed smile, and he’d just shrug and say he had extra time to kill on the evening shift.

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I've had a really rough end of July so if possible could you share some happy things about snakes?

Sorry you're having a rough time. I'm a similar spot but hey, we got this! And one thing you can always count on, no matter how tough things get? Awesome snake facts. 😎

Some of my favorite feel-good snake facts:

Did you know snakes can have friends? Garter snakes are very social by snake standards, and they have complex social relationships! They form friendships and consistently choose to hang out with their buddies!

Boomslangs are gorgeous, highly venomous colubrids. They're beautiful, charismatic snakes!

And when they're babies, they look like bobbleheads. Definitely some of the cutest babies in the snake world!

Did you know that snakes save millions of lives every year? Snake venom collected at venom labs is used in the production of life-saving medications, especially cardiac and anti-convulsive drugs!

Saw-scaled vipers. Highly venomous, very grumpy...and absolutely adorable!

Broad-headed snakes are currently some of the most endangered snakes in Australia, suffering from the effects of habitat loss. However, we're hearing lots of good news about them lately - zoo breeding programs are helping to increase genetic diversity in the captive population with hopes to release snakes into the wild, and plans to restore their lost habitats in the Sydney Basin are underway.

This isn't necessarily a fact but I really love this picture of an egg-eating snake who is so happy to have found a yummy egg.

Snakes can have heterochromia! It's most often seen in leucistic snakes, and they have one blue eye and one black eye. Almost every single one I've heard of (and the only one I've ever seen in person) have been leucistic Colombian rainbow boas.

Black-tailed rattlesnakes are so beautiful, they always make me happy! They come in an incredible range of colors, from dark browns to dusky greys.

Speaking of beautiful rattlers, speckled rattlesnakes can look like cookie dough ice cream!

Hope things look up for you soon! Take care.

[joshlmbrt]

Bad Haircuts & A Tiny Ballerina. (divorced dad!s. harrington x reader)

warnings; pure FLUFF!!!! that is all - unless you don’t like kids!

an; this was so fluffy. i’m sorry. (i’m not)

There was hair glitter, mini rubber bands, hairspray, and gel scattered over the table. Olivia was holding the pastel pink bow in her hand. She had on her white leotard and pink tutu.

“Are we about to add glitter?!” She tilts her head back to stare at you.

You let out a small laugh, fixing the bun before grabbing the hair spray. “Almost, little fairy. Tilt your head back up for me, please.”

She listens and stares at the door. “Do ya’ think daddy will be home soon?”

You glance at the clock. “He should,” You spray her hair before smoothing down the little flyaways. “He had to get daddy and chase went to get a hair cut.”

The door opens and there’s stomping footsteps before running ones. You lift a brow when you see a frowning Steve and a grinning Chase emerging.

“Your haircut looks awesome!” You smile at Chase.

He giggles. “Too bad dad’s looks awful!”

“I’m not taking this beanie off until it grows back out.” He mutters, walking to the refrigerator and grabs the orange juice out.

“Oh, Stevie. I’m sure it’s not awful.”

Chase snorts and slides into a chair at the table. Steve glares at his son before turning and grabbing three cups before turning back and squatting down slightly and places them on the counter. He turns and gets one more.

“You will be grounded,” Steve says with no ill intent. He then starts pouring the orange juice. “It’s awful. So awful I might even sleep with the beanie on.”

You lift a brow, grabbing the bow from Olivia’s hand and putting it into her hair. “Let us see.”

“Yeah, daddy! I wanna see!”

He sighs and puts the jug down, pulling the beanie off. You stay silent, blinking at him. “Go ahead. Laugh it up.”

There’s a laugh from the door making Steve quickly slip the beanie back on.

“What happened to your hair!?” Eddie cries out, walking further into the kitchen. Violet slips into the seat next to Olivia. She slides her a cookie.

“Eddie, be quiet. You’re the one who told me to go get a haircut!” Steve throws his hands up in the hair.

“That is a different look on you, Steve-o.” He narrows his eyes at Eddie.

“Well, I think you still look handsome as ever.” You grin at him, pressing a quick kiss to his cheek before moving behind Violet to start her hair. She had on black dark purple leotard and a black tutu, holding a black bow in her hands.

Eddie leans over. “She’s just saying that.” Steve hits his shoulder.

۵

“You did so good, peanut!” Steve lifts Olivia up easily. She rubs at her eyes and grins sleepily.

“Thank you, daddy.” She yawns.

“Ooo, big yawn.” You scratch at her side softly. She bends to the side and giggles softly.

“Ice cream?”

“It’s, like, 10 degrees out there and you want ice cream?” Steve lifts a brow.

“Yes,” She nods. “I worked my booty off and I’m hungry.”

“I’m tired.” Chase whines, wiggling your hand. You glance down at him.

“How about tomorrow we go for ice cream?” You look at Olivia who pouts. “Babe, you look like you’re ab to pass out right now. What if you fall asleep and fall face first into the ice cream?!”

She giggles and nuzzles her face into Steve’s neck. “It’ll go up my nose.”

“That’s right, pumpkin. And you don’t want that.” She shakes her head, the pink bow jabbing dangerously close to Steve’s eye.

“Can I go to mama?” She picks up her head from Steve’s shoulder.

“Baby, mama is probably asleep right now, and I definitely do not-”

“No, not that one,” She shakes her head and looks at you sheepishly. Your lips part as she points at you. “Her, mama.”

You pout softly, exchanging Chase’s hands to Steve’s before reaching out for Olivia. She wraps her arms around your neck, eyelashes fluttering against your cheek when her eyes close.

Steve smiles softly, reaching up and wiping under your eye softly. There was a sparkle - and a tear.

Eddie breaks the sweet moment, combat boot kicking the door open, Violet in one hand and her small duffel back in the other.

“She fell asleep taking off her little pointe shoes, the rascal.”

You laugh softly, following Steve out of the building and place Olivia into her booster seat, buckling her up. “It’s okay if I call you mama, right?”

You smile at her softly, nodding. “You can call me whatever you feel comfortable with, pumpkin.”

“‘luh you.”

You lean in, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “I love you too.”

۵

Chase had declared you tuck him in after he had changed into some warm pajamas.

You watch as he flips on his fan and the small nightlight in the corner. You step further into the room when he slips under the covers. “Ready for a snug-bug?”

He stares up at you, tilting his head. “What’s that?”

You grin and pull the covers up and under his chin, tucking him in as ‘tight’ as you could. “Snug?”

He grins, one of this front teeth is missing - he just recently lost that one. “As a bug.”

You smile softly, leaning down and pressing a kiss to his temple. “Night, love. Sweet dreams.” You lift, walking towards the door.

“Wait,” You stop and turn, walking back towards him. He looks a bit shy, eyes glancing at you before looking away again. “Can I… uh, can I call you mama too?”

Your heart clenches. You squat down and push some of his hair back. “You can call me whatever you feel comfortable with, love. I don’t mind.” You smile softly.

He nods and smile softly. “Okay.” You nod and lift, pressing one more kiss to his forehead before walking towards the door.

“Open or closed?” You point to the door.

“Opened, please.”

“Alright. Goodnight, Chase.”

“Goodnight, mom.”

You smile softly, watching as he pulls his arms from the cover and roll onto his side. You turn and walk towards Steve’s room. He had decided that it was way too late for you to be driving home.

You close the door quietly, smiling when you see one of Steve’s button ups resting on the bed with some boxers for you. You grab them, stepping into the bathroom, shutting the door and changing into the new clothes, folding yours up and placing them on the rack.

You open the door and step out, sitting in the middle of the bed as picking at a loose thread. Steve opens the door and lets out a loud sigh, scratching at his covered head.

You giggle watching him. “Just take it off, honey. Your head is gonna be so sweaty.”

He grumbles and pulls it off. You smile at the wild strands. He walks over and plops down beside you. “Chase okay?”

You nod and take his hand in yours. “He’s fine… Wanted to know if he could call me mom too.”

“Oh… I’m sorry about that… If it made you-” You’re quick to quiet him with a peck.

“I couldn’t think of anything better. It doesn’t make me uncomfortable.”

He smiles softly and gives you another soft kiss. He pulls away and sighs, falling back against the bed. You turn slightly and look at him over your shoulder.

It takes a moment but then…

“You sure this haircut isn’t weird?”

You roll your eyes and hit him with a decorative pillow.

steve tags; @officerrrfriendly, @keerygal, @lavendermunson, @halflifejess, @whisperingwillowxox

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[anonymous-person-in-hellhole]

I've been drawing some gay ass kisses! (Well, enby and pan man in Clotty and Bubs' case)

Clotty's cute in a dress, btw! Also, the characters of G.A.Y. got a bit of a redesign, if you can't tell... (We'll get to them soon~)

Also, Happy Valentine's Day, I guess?

[yujo-nishimura]

The confession

Warning: Non, just fluff <3 Luffy x Reader (before time-skip and on the Going Merry, since that is my favorite ship). English is not my native language, apologies for the mistakes.

It was a normal sunny day on the Going Merry. You had promised to help scrubbing the deck since nothing more exciting seemed to lie ahead for a week and everyone else was busy - Sanji was in the kitchen, creating the usual abundance of snacks for you, Nami and Robin. Zoro was napping, Usopp was creating another extraordinary weapon of his and Chopper was working on a medication for seasickness. Luffy was just Luffy and watching you while you were on your knees scrubbing the planks with a brush. The sun was burning and you took short breaks in between taking some sips of water and fan yourself in a feeble attempt to cool off.

"Hey! I need you to talk with me whenever you're finished with that chore." You suddenly hear your captain saying this and he waves with a big grin and his stretchy arm from the second level of the ship.

"Sure! I am almost done with cleaning the deck.. let me finish here and then I will come to you."

Luffy's grin stretched wider, and the gleam of excitement sparkled in his eyes. "Hopefully, it's not another ridiculous escapade or him pestering me about stealing more of Sanji's food," you muttered under your breath as you finished the final wooden plank on the starboard side of the ship. "Awesome! Hurry up, I'm really looking forward to talking to you," Luffy called out, his voice full of anticipation.

As you made your way towards the kitchen to return the bucket and the brush you wonder what seems to be so important for your captain to talk with you about. You look up to the second level of the ship and watch Luffy absentmindedly stretching his arms, bouncing up and down with the energy of a kid on a sugar rush. You giggle and enter the kitchen, smiling at Sanji who is immediately enamored by your presence and calls you "Y/n-chwaaan".

You decide to surprise Luffy - you know how happy he is whenever you get him food and witnessing his sheer joy whenever you provided him with a snack warmed your heart. "Sanji, would you have some snacks for me?" "Anything for you, Y/n-chwan, would you like some ice-cream, cookies or maybe something more sophisticated, a sorbet or a Crème Brûlée?"

You can see the sheer disappointment in his face when you point at the wrapped rice crackers on the kitchen table.

You are grabbing some of the crackers, escaping Sanji's desperate attempt to convince you to stay in the kitchen. With the delicious goods you acquired you run up to Luffy in high spirits. With him as a captain it is never a dull moment and you are excited to hear what he has to tell you. "Here Luffy, I got us some snacks from the kitchen!"

Luffy's eyes lit up as you approached him with the snacks. He eagerly took the rice crackers from you, his stomach rumbling in anticipation.

"Thanks! You always know how to make me happy," Luffy said with a wide grin, his excitement evident. He quickly devoured a rice cracker, savoring the crunch and flavor.

As he chewed, Luffy's expression turned serious for a moment. He swallowed and looked at you, his eyes filled with a mix of earnestness and nervousness. "Hey, um… I wanted to talk to you about something important. It's been on my mind for a while now." Luffy paused, gathering his thoughts.

"I've been feeling… different lately. Like, whenever you're around, my heart beats faster and I can't stop thinking about you. It's confusing, but I think… I think I might have some feelings for you." Luffy scratched his head, a slightly sheepish expression on his face.

"You're not just my crewmate, you're my friend, and… maybe even something more." Luffy's cheeks reddened slightly as he finished his confession.

He looked at you, a mix of hope and uncertainty in his eyes, waiting for your response.

Surprised about what Luffy said you forget to chew for a moment and start coughing over the dry rice cracker. You had expected anything. A stupid adventure suggestion, his demand for more food, him trying to make you laugh with funny faces. But not that. Not his confession. "Feelings for me? But you're my captain…" you blush as well, not sure what else to say. Luffy, undeniably attractive, exuded an aura of safety and comfort that enveloped you. His enchanting, childlike charm and unwavering determination were the traits that captivated you the most. However, the notion of having romantic feelings for him had never entered your mind until now. "I appreciate your honesty, Luffy," you finally managed to respond, grateful for his openness. And then you fall silent. You just cough a little bit from the cracker.

Once you had recovered from your coughing fit, Luffy listened attentively to your response. He could sense your surprise and uncertainty, and he understood that his confession had caught you off guard. He nodded, appreciating your honesty in return.

"Yeah, I know I'm your captain and all, but… I can't help how I feel," Luffy replied, his voice soft and sincere. "I understand if you need time to process this. It's okay if you don't feel the same way. I just wanted to be honest with you because you mean a lot to me."

The sudden emotional maturity displayed by this usually childlike captain caught you completely off guard, causing your heart to race faster.

Luffy's gaze remained steady, his expression a mix of hope and understanding. He didn't want to pressure you into anything; he just wanted you to know how he felt.

You say the first thing that comes to your mind, just like him you decide to speak without hesitation:

"I'm afraid that if I like you more than I already do that I need to worry about you all the time and that I could eventually lose you. The mere thought of losing you, Luffy, is unbearable..." As the words escaped your lips, you became aware of just how much he meant to you. Overwhelmed by a sudden need for reassurance, you impulsively leap forward into his arms.

Luffy's eyes widened in surprise as you suddenly leap into his arms, but he quickly recovered and wrapped his strong arms around you, holding you close. His heart raced, a mix of joy and relief flooding through him.

"Hey, don't worry," Luffy said softly, his voice filled with reassurance. "I may get into trouble sometimes, but I always find a way to come back. And having you by my side, caring about me... it means everything to me."

As he held you, Luffy couldn't help but feel overwhelmed with happiness. He had never imagined that his confession would be reciprocated, and now that it had, he felt an even stronger connection with you.

"I promise to always protect you, no matter what," Luffy said softly, his tone filled with determination. "And together, we'll face whatever challenges come our way. We're a team, after all."

Luffy gently pulled away from the embrace, a bright smile on his face. "I'm really glad you feel the same way, and I'm excited to see where this journey takes us, both as friends and... maybe something more."

With that, Luffy leaned in and gave you a gentle kiss on the forehead, a gesture filled with warmth and affection.

You blushed, feeling suddenly an overwhelming feeling of joy. "But what about the others? What shall we say to our crew?"

Luffy scratched his head, thinking about your question. He pondered for a moment before answering with his usual straightforwardness.

"I don't think we need to keep it a secret," Luffy replied, his eyes filled with determination. "Our crew is like a family, and they'll understand. We've been through so much together."

He paused, a mischievous grin spreading across his face. "Plus, they'll probably figure it out anyway. They know me too well!"

Luffy's carefree attitude and confidence in his crew's acceptance made you feel more at ease. You trusted his judgment, knowing that he always had the best intentions.

"So, let's tell them together," Luffy said, his voice filled with excitement. "I can't wait to see their reactions!"

"Right now?" a little screech escapes your mouth.

"Why not?", he starts laughing and grabbing your hand, his grip filled with warmth and support. He drags you to the lower level of the ship, to the rest of the crew, ready to share your newfound happiness with your friends on the Going Merry.

Comment if you want a part 2 with the crew's reaction, if not I will conclude the story here. :)

[awesome-recipes101]

Keto Chocolate Cookies

Makes about 15 cookies

These cookies are soft and chewy, almost like a brownie.  The chocolate chips add to the chocolateness,

Ingredients:

4 ounces cream cheese (or half a brick) softened, room temperature

½ cup of no-calorie confectioner’s sugar (like Swerve)

1 egg, beaten

¼ teaspoon vanilla extract

1 teaspoon baking powder

5 tablespoons cocoa powder

½ cup of sugar-free chocolate chips (like Hershey’s)

Directions:

Heat oven to 350°.  Line a baking sheet with parchment paper so cookies don’t stick and set aside.

In a mixer blend the cream cheese and the confectioner sugar until creamy and blended.  Add the egg and vanilla extract and mix.  Add the baking powder and cocoa powder and blend well.  Finally add the chocolate chips with a spoon and stir until well blended.

The dough will be very moist and sticky.  Use a cookie scoop to form the cookies and place them on the baking sheet.  Flatten the cookies slightly

Drop 1 rounded scoop of dough onto the baking sheet and space them about  2 inches apart. 

Bake for about 8-10 minutes.  Let the cookies sit on the baking sheet for a few hours to cool off and become firmer.  Cookies will become crunchier if you have them stay in the oven to bake for longer than 10 minutes.  If you prefer softer cookies take them out sooner.

Store the cookies in an air-tight container if they last long enough to store them!

Note:

Adjust the recipe to your taste.